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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[ice cream truck music]
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[chuckles]
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Here it comes.
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Boy, what I won't do for ice cream...
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[yelling like Tarzan]
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[coughing]
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[sigh]
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Here goes!
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[Squeak laughs]
Don't waste your time, Garf!
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Squeak!
How'd you know I was up here?
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I know all, I see all.
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I see that the ice cream truck
will hit a pothole in the street,
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and a case of Chocolate Num-Num Bars
with almonds will pop out.
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[ice cream truck music]
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"Chocolate Num-Num Bars with almonds."
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Told you.
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I have developed the power
to see into the future.
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By the way,
the garbage truck is about to come by,
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and when it hits the same pothole,
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you'll be covered
with thirty pounds of rotten mackerel.
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[intriguing music]
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[dramatic music]
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You know,
I always like a little smelly fish
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with my Chocolate Num-Num bars.
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[cheerful music]
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Okay.
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Now that I'm de-fished,
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I need to find out how Squeak did that.
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[Squeak] You want to know how I know
what's going to happen before it happens?
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Jon's doing chores.
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He's about to hit his thumb
with a hammer.
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-How could you possibly know?
-[Jon hammers then screams]
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[Jon] Ouch! That hurts!
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[Jon yells]
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I'll hide.
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He's going to say:
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"Oh, I smashed my poor little thumb
with that big hammer!"
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[Jon] Oh, I smashed my poor little thumb
with that big hammer!
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And now he's going to trip over Odie.
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[Jon] Odie! Oh, look out!
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And you're gonna wander off
wondering how I do this.
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[laughing]
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Right again.
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You're wondering, too.
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Well, I'll let you in on the secret.
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I've been doing something
you've been doing.
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That's right. In fact,
you're doing it right this second.
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Come on.
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-[starts TV]
-I've been watching The Garfield Show!
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[upbeat music]
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Jon got a new satellite dish
with all these new channels!
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And on one of them, guess what I found...
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Here it comes!
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Boy, what I won't do for ice cream!
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[yelling like Tarzan]
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[coughing]
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-[laughing] Yes!
-[Garfield] Here it goes!
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So you see, the reason I know
what's going to happen before it happens
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is that I've seen this cartoon already.
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Yeah, really!
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Jon and Garfield, they don't know
about this terrific channel.
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And they don't know
I've been recording episodes
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and storing them
on the video recorder here.
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This episode?
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It's a rerun
and I recorded it three weeks ago.
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Here, I'll jump ahead.
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I'll jump ahead.
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Haha!
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Haha!
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[grimacing]
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[laughing] Let's see what happens
in the next scene.
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-[fast forward]
-[Garfield] Squeak,
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I don't know
how you predict the future but...
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I know, I know.
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You want me to feed you my predictions
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and you'll become famous
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as "The Cat Who Can Predict the Future."
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[echo] Future... Future...
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Deal.
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[chuckles]
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That's coming up.
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I'd better get in there
so I can be in that scene.
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-[Odie mutters]
-Okay, here's my idea, Odie.
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I'll give out Squeak's predictions
and I'll become famous as...
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-"The Cat Who Can Predict the Future!"
-[echo] Future... Future...
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[cuckoo]
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[Odie mutters]
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[tick tock]
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[Garfield] Squeak!
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I don't know
how you predict the future but...
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I know, I know.
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You want me to feed you my predictions
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and you'll become famous
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as "The Cat Who Can Predict the Future."
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[echo] Future... Future...
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Deal.
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[chuckles]
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Come on, Odie.
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Let's get to work!
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[Odie mutters]
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Now comes the part where I give
Garfield predictions
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and he passes them on to Jon...
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Garfield!
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I don't know how you knew that meteor
was going to crash down,
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but you shoved me aside just in time!
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[chuckles]
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And you guessed
who'd win the soccer match
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and you even knew the final score!
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[dramatic music]
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Is it possible you've become...
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-"The Cat Who Can Predict the Future?"
-[echo] Future... Future...
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How did I know
you were going to say that?
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The scientific community
has been rocked by reports of a cat
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that can predict the future.
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In the last seven days,
Garfield Cat has predicted
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the outcome of the American World Series,
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the outcome
of the Indianapolis 500 motor race
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and the outcome
of the legendary Kentucky Derby.
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He also amazingly predicted
that those three events,
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usually held months apart,
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would all, for some reason,
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take place in the same week.
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But perhaps the cat's
most impressive forecast
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came today...
-You're famous, Garfield.
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I don't know how you do it.
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Tonight, Garfield's powers will be tested
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on a special telecast of the TV series
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Somebody's Got Talent.
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If he can indeed predict the future,
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he will win one million dollars.
-[gasp]
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[dramatic music]
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[eerie music]
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[laughs happily]
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[Odie mutters happily]
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[Jon] That's right!
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-We'll win one million dollars.
-[till sound]
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I'll win one million dollars.
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I'm going to get ready
to go to the station.
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Come on, Odie.
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[happy barking]
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Ready to go, Squeak?
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I'll meet you down there.
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There something I've gotta do first...
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Suit yourself.
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Just make sure you're there in time
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so I'll pass their test.
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Jon probably thinks I'll spend
the whole million on lasagna,
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[laughs] ...but that's silly.
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I'll spend half on ravioli.
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[worried sigh] I realized something.
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I realized I'd never watched
the end of this episode!
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Here we go, guys.
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When we return home,
we'll have a million bucks.
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I'll have a million bucks.
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I need to know what happens in the end
so I'll know what to tell Garfield.
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[horrified] What? Episode deleted!
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That can't be.
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I must have accidentally hit
the delete button.
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It's gone!
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What am I gonna do if I can't watch
the end of the episode?
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[mumbles]
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I know!
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This episode is on right now!
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It is! You're watching it, right?
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Well then, I can watch it.
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I just need to turn to the channel.
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[jingles]
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The Garfield Show will not be seen
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so we can bring you tonight's edition
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of Somebody's Got Talent!
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Oh, no! We've been pre-empted!
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The show's not on!
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Quick! Call the station and complain!
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[hurried music]
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Oh, no...
Garfield is gonna be so mad!
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And right now,
that's the only thing I can predict!
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[upbeat music]
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[anchor] And now,
the host of Somebody's Got Talent,
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Dr. Whipple!
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Good evening.
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As usual, I'm joined tonight
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by the lovely actress, Kate Turkeybaster.
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-[buzzer]
-I vote no!
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[Dr. Whipple] Not yet.
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Wait until there's an act on stage.
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And also with us,
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is the famous food critic,
Eddie Gourmand.
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Hello, world!
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That's right, I'm talking to each
and every one of you.
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-[applause]
-Ready to go on, Garfield?
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No. Where's my mouse?
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Tonight,
our first contestant is a local cat
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who claims to be able
to predict the future.
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-[buzzer]
-I vote yes!
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Not yet.
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We've arranged a special test
which, of course, he will fail,
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because it's impossible
to predict the future.
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-[buzzer]
-I knew you'd say that.
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I vote no.
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-Stay out of this!
-I have the right to say what I want!
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When do we vote?
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[overlapped chatter]
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-I can talk about food if I want!
-Can I get a word in here, please?
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[Squeak] Gotta get there...
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[hurried music]
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Garfield will be asked
to predict which of the 52 playing cards
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I will draw from the deck.
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If he's right,
he will win one million dollars!
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[audience gasps]
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[chuckles]
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And just to make things interesting,
if Garfield is wrong,
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his owner, Mr. Arbuckle,
will be dropped into this vat
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containing ten tons
of rancid cottage cheese.
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[audience] Ah...
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I voted for soft frozen yogurt.
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Oh, I love soft frozen yogurt!
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All right, Garfield.
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For one million dollars,
what card did I pick?
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[cuckoo sound]
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[xylophone sound]
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[suspenseful music]
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Squeak, where are you?
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You have fifteen seconds, Garfield.
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Squeak, how could you
abandon me like this?
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I'm going to have
to take a wild guess...
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I'll pick the three of clubs.
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[worried moan]
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[happy bark]
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[Squeak] Uh-oh...
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I'm just gonna have to guess...
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Jack of diamonds!
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Time's up, Garfield!
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What card am I holding?
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[key beep]
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-[beep]
-[Dr. Whipple] The Jack of diamonds?
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No, I'm sorry.
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-It was the three of clubs.
-[audience] Aw...
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-[buzzer]
-[Jon screams]
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[Squeak moans sadly]
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[audience cheering]
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[Jon] Garfield!
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[angry groan]
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[Jon groans]
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[Odie mutters sadly]
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[sad sigh]
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[sad music]
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Is Jon mad at you?
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No, not really.
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He did say though
that the only thing he's going to feed me
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is rancid cottage cheese.
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Hey, Squeak,
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how did you make
those accurate predictions?
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I've been watching The Garfield Show.
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What?
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This show.
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It's on this great channel
I found on the TV.
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Look!
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[gasp]
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Is Jon mad at you?
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You've just been watching this episode?
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-[laughing]
-[mad] Squeak!
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When I get my hands on you...
Meow!
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Don't hurt me, Garfield!
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I'm sorry!
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