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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[phone keys beeping]
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[joyful music]
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[actor] Be careful, Agnes!
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The robots have seized
command of our world!
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Oh, I hate when that happens.
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Lunch will be ready in five minutes.
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[actor] We should have never let
computers control so much of our lives!
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We could have stopped them
from enslaving us if only we had...
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Could have stopped them if what?
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How could we have stopped them?
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TV! I want my TV!
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Come back! Come back!
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Oh!
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No picture, huh?
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Looks like the cable's out again.
I'll go call.
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How could you leave me like this?
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Haven't I been an attentive friend?
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Haven't I watched you night and day?
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[phone keys beeping]
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[lady's voice]You have reached
the cable TV company.
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Press 1 to start.
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[beep]
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For English, press 2.
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[beep]
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For tech support, press 9.
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[beep]
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If you live on the west side, press 4.
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[hold music]
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I hope they hurry.
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I have to find out how to stop
the computers from enslaving us.
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Press 8 if your last name
begins with the letters "A" through "M."
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[beep]
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[hold music]
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Oh!
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Garfield, I have
to check the casserole.
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Listen and let me know
when a human being answers.
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-[hold music]
-That could take months.
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I'm not sure they have any
at that company.
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Press 5 if your TV set is color.
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[beep]
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Press 2-9 if there is a potted plant
on top of your TV set.
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[beep]
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-Press 3-1-6 if it is a fern.
-Uh?
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[hold music]
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Boy, they want to know everything.
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[man's voice] Your call is important
to us, so stay on the line.
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That's so comforting to hear.
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[Odie muttering]
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
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[hold music]
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If it's so important to you,
why don't you take it?
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[lady's voice] Press 8 if you're fed up
with this music.
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[beep]
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Press 7-7
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if your eyelid are getting heavy.
-[beep]
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Press 9 if you're about to have
a dream sequence.
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[snoring]
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[man's voice] Your call is important
to us, so stay on the line.
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Press 5 if you would like a pizza.
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[electronic ringtone]
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-[beep]
-Yes!
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Press 9 if you would like pepperoni.
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-Of course.
-[beep]
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You have ordered pepperoni.
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Press 3 if you would like extra cheese.
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-I want extra, extra, extra cheese.
-[beep]
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You have ordered
extra, extra, extra cheese.
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Press 5 if you would like anchovies.
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No, no. I don't want anchovies.
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You have ordered anchovies.
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No! I didn't order anchovies.
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You have ordered more anchovies.
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No! I don't want more anchovies!
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[groaning]
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How do I get rid of anchovies?
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You have ordered tons of anchovies.
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No!
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I have to get out
of that house!
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[lady's voice] Press 9 if you would like
to get out of that house.
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[screaming]
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[oriental ringtone]
85
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Press 1-1 if you would like
to access your mail.
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Hey! Leave me alone!
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
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Your call will be answered
in the order received.
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[screaming]
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How can I get across this street?
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If you would like
to cross the street, press 4.
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Hey, this isn't so bad.
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[moaning]
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[lady's voice] To send Nermal
to the planet Beta-Blue
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in the Freen Galaxy, press 2-6.
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[laughing]
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-I'm beginning to like this.
-[beep]
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[Nermal] Oh...
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[screaming]
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[trumpeting]
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[Garfield] I've stopped liking this!
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How do I stop a herd
of charging elephants?
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[man's voice] To stop a herd
of charging elephants,
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press 5-2-8-7-8-8
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9-4-2-4-9...
-[trumpeting]
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...3-8-8-5
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2-8-8-2-1...
-[screaming]
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...8-9-2-6
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9-4-2-4-9-1-9
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7-4-5...
-[screaming]
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[trumpeting]
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Help!
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Help!
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[trumpeting]
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
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[trumpeting]
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[ghostly music]
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Thanks. I needed that.
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I really needed that.
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Can't talk to you now.
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I have to get back on hold.
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How long have you been on hold?
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I don't know.
What year is this?
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You've been on hold
as long as I've been on hold.
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Sixty-three years.
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Sixty three years?
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Why don't you just hang up?
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I can't, I'd lose my place.
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They're going to answer my call
in the order in which it was received.
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We've all been here so long,
waiting on hold.
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None of us even remember who we're
waiting to have pick up on the other end.
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I'm not sure,
but I think I was ordering a surfboard.
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Something has to be done about this.
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I need to come up
with a brilliant idea.
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If you would like
a brilliant idea, press 7.
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[beep]
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[bell ringing]
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As you can see,
I have a brilliant idea.
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And this isn't
an old-fashioned brilliant idea.
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No, sir.
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This is one of those long-life,
energy-saving brilliant ideas.
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Oh, you can't reason with them.
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There's nobody to talk to.
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Then I'll have to find
someone I can talk to.
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I'll have to find...
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a human being.
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Oh!
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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But... there aren't any.
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Someplace there's one,
and I'm going to find him.
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If you would like
to find him, press 5-1.
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-See?
-[beep]
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Press 5 if you would like a pizza.
154
00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,160
Okay, so where's this human being?
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"Human being."
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There he is!
157
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[lady's voice] If you would like to go
in where the human is, press 1.
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If you would like to go
to the South Pole, press 2.
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[beep]
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Oh no! I meant to press...
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...one.
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I would like to go back where I was!
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If you would like to go back
where you were, press 7.
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[beep]
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Enough!
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I am now going to talk
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with an actual...
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human being!
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[groaning]
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[gasping]
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[phone keys beeping]
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Hey! Where are the humans?
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[man's voice] Humans?
There are no humans.
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No humans?
175
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,320
No, and there haven't been in years.
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By the way, your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
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00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,800
No humans?
178
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,920
And here we've been worried
about computers taking over.
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-[keys beeping]
-That happened long ago.
180
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But don't worry, your call will be
answered in the order received.
181
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[groaning]
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I get it now!
183
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You got rid of all the humans!
184
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You have them all trapped on hold!
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Trapped there for all eternity!
186
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Well, you won't get away with it!
187
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I'll stop you!
I'll tell the world!
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[lady's voice]
To tell the world, press 8.
189
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[man's voice] To tell the world,
press your zip code.
190
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[mixed voices]
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[screaming]
192
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No, no, stop!
193
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[screaming]
194
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,640
I don't want to be on hold!
195
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I don't want to press anything
to do anything!
196
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,600
Just stop that awful music! Stop!
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Stop!
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[screaming]
199
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[mixed voices]
200
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[screaming]
201
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[doorbell]
202
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Uh?
203
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,240
Garfield, can't you hear the door?
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Go answer it!
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[hold music]
206
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,320
Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.
207
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,880
Your call will be answered
in the order received.
208
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,040
About time you answered.
209
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,640
I just wanted to tell you your cable TV
was out, but we fixed it.
210
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You get any more trouble,
call us at this number.
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Press 1 for tech support.
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Press 2 to schedule an appointment.
213
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Press 3 to cancel or...
214
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No! It's a trick!
215
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,040
You're trying to enslave us all!
216
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,040
You won't get me.
217
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,520
[ominous music]
218
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,600
I won't get trapped on hold
for the rest of my life!
219
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,360
You can't fool me!
220
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,280
You won't answer my call
in the order received!
221
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,720
[screaming]
222
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,560
Hmm, Garfield's hasn't been
acting like himself lately.
223
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,080
I'd better take him
into Liz's office for a check-up.
224
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,840
[man's voice] To continue this call
in English, press 1.
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To speak to Liz the veterinarian,
press 3-6.
226
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To hear our office hours, press 8.
227
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To return to the opening menu
and start all over again, press 2.
228
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-To continue this call...
-[Garfield screaming]
229
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[upbeat music]
230
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,600
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