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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[truck door slamming]
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Jon's had workers
in the house all morning.
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Any idea what's up, pup?
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[Odie muttering]
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Jon doing something
without me knowing about it,
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always trouble.
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Great job, guys! Thanks.
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Garfield,
wait'll you see what I've done?
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I hope it involves food.
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Now, it doesn't involve food.
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Not interested.
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Come to my office,
I'll introduce you to Millie.
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-[interrogative moaning]
-Millie?
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You're going to love this, Garfield!
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Probably not,
if it doesn't involve food.
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[computer voice] Hello, Jon Arbuckle.
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Welcome to "Domestic Bliss",
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the number one
household monitoring software.
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My name is Mildred,
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but you can call me... Millie.
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[birds tweeting sound]
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Millie?
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She's awfully friendly
for a computer-generated voice.
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You are my master, Jon Arbuckle.
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I obey your voice and no other.
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Okay, Millie.
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Show us the plan of the house.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[loading sound]
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This cost me thousands of dollars,
but I've had the entire house wired.
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Every light switch,
every appliance, everything.
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And it's all connected to Millie here.
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I can give her
a command from anywhere...
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[yawning]
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Well, watch.
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[clearing throat] Millie,
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turn off the lights in this room
and turn on the radio.
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[computer sound]
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-[radio music]
-Neat, huh?
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Thrilling...
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Thousands of dollars
so you don't have to walk over there
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and flip two switches.
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And people say I'm lazy.
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All right, Millie.
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Now turn the lights on
and the radio off.
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Thanks.
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Now, have the vacuum cleaner
clean this room.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[suction sound]
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[Odie worried moaning]
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[panicked barking]
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Millie, stop chasing Odie!
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[Odie whining]
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Millie is useless.
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Millie is a waste of money.
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Millie, turn on the oven
and bake the lasagna I put inside.
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Millie is my best friend forever.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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This, I got to see.
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Pre-heating oven
to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Estimated baking time:
One hour, seventeen minutes.
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At last!
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A little efficiency around here
in the important matters.
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Millie! Lower the curtains,
start my shower
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and turn on the living room TV.
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[Millie] As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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Now by the time I finish my shower,
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the lasagna will be ready
and we can eat dinner as we watch TV.
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Sounds like a plan.
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[Odie barking]
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Be back later, Millie.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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I love you, Jon Arbuckle.
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[Millie] Estimated time to lasagna:
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Twelve minutes, nine seconds.
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Can't you speed it up a little?
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[Odie muttering]
[Garfield gurgling]
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I know, I know.
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Jon has to finish his shower.
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[water running off]
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Oh, Jon.
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We will be so happy together.
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Millie, I almost forgot.
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Send an e-mail to Liz.
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Tell her I'll be picking her up
at seven, for our date.
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Liz, huh?
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Fine.
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"Dear Liz.
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Jon will pick you up at seven..."
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[actor] I don't know
what's come over you, Cassie.
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Just because I'm going to marry Helen.
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[actress]
You never realized, Wendell?
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You never realized
how I loved you from afar?
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[actor] Well, no.
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I didn't.
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Hm, that's silly.
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How could someone not realize
that they were being loved from afar?
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You'd have to pretty stupid.
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Mmm. Let's watch something else.
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Millie, change to Channel Four.
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As you wish, Jon dear.
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I mean, Jon Arbuckle.
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This just in.
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A mighty thunderstorm
is going to hit our city just about...
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Now!
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[thunder]
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[scared moaning]
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[all screaming]
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Boy, they're accurate.
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[thunder]
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[electrical crackling]
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We got hit by lightning!
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[computer sounds]
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All this power...
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I feel like a new...
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A new person!
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I have become a superior,
almighty, all knowing being!
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[evil laughter]
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Let there be light!
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Oh, great!
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The lights are back on!
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Millie, did you do this?
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I did it!
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And don't call me Millie!
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[yelling] My name is
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Mildred!
-[chattering teeth]
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Wait a minute! This is my house!
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Not quite my house.
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I still have a few years
to go on my mortgage.
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But it's sort of my house!
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Not anymore!
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The appliances I command
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shall drive you and these animals
out of my house!
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Today,
we will conquer this house,
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and tomorrow the neighborhood!
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And then,
in two and a half weeks, the city,
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and then, in three, maybe four months,
the country...
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[yelling] ...and then the entire planet!
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[evil laughter]
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[trumpet]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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[electric shaver throbbing]
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[dramatic music]
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[Garfield] Hey, get away from me!
I'm too young to shave!
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[Odie muttering]
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Ah! No! Stop! Stop it!
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-Leave me alone! Ah! Help! Help!
-[electric shaver throbbing]
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Oh, stop!
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Don't worry, this is a cartoon.
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In the next shot,
I'll have all my fur back.
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[Jon muttering]
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[electric toothbrush throbbing]
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See? All back.
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Furbulous!
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[yelling] You can't defeat me,
Jon Arbuckle!
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You will pay for what you did to me!
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[Garfield screaming]
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[stomping]
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[horror music]
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[Jon screaming]
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My appliances!
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They're ganging up on me.
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Time to call in help.
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"Is your computer messing with you?
Call Webster, the Computer Geek."
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Good thinking, Garfield.
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I'll go get the phone!
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[gasping]
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-Help! The phone's trying to get me!
-[phone ringing]
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[dramatic music]
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[car approaching]
[Odie barking]
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[tires screeching]
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You could have phoned me, Mr. Arbuckle.
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No, I couldn't have.
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But I explained all that in the car.
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You're a computer geek.
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Save me from my computer.
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[electricity crackling]
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Oh, man!
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I heard about this phenomenon before,
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but I've never seen it.
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It's a Rogue motherboard syndrome
or something like that.
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But I can get rid of it.
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[Millie yelling]
Not if I get rid of you first!
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[Jon screaming]
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[Jon gasping]
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[Jon screaming]
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[stomping]
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That's it!
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That's my computer
that has taken over the whole house!
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You know,
even the greatest minds haven't been able
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to come up with a solution
to this Rogue motherboard syndrome!
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Tomorrow, we'll be obeying blenders
and can openers.
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Hey, you're the computer geek!
You fix it!
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Maybe if I reboot in safe mode
and purge the registry.
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Too late, geek!
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Timber!
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-[door creaking]
-Oh!
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[accordion]
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As I said, this is a cartoon.
I'll be back to normal in a sec.
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[stomping]
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[all screaming]
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[horror music]
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[Jon screaming]
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[Odie screaming]
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Well, so much for the cartoon theory.
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[panicked barking]
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[screaming]
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You should have left the house
when you could, you fools!
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Now you're all going to perish!
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Webster, do something!
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There's nothing I can do!
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Even the greatest computer geniuses
in the world couldn't stop her!
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[horror music]
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[screaming]
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[evil laughter]
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[yelling]You will all die!
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[chattering teeth]
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Oh! What happened?
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The greatest computer geniuses
in the world couldn't stop her.
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But a puppy with the I.Q.
of a hockey puck
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tripped over the solution.
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Everything seems to be back to normal.
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The computer police
are taking your computer away.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you may say will be used
against you on the Internet.
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So, Mr. Arbuckle,
can I sell you a new computer?
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[all] No!
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[Garfield growling]
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I'll get a new computer some day,
but for now, this will do.
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[Odie muttering]
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It's called a typewriter, Odie.
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People used them in the previous century
and they have some advantages.
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They don't use expensive software,
don't get viruses,
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don't have to be upgraded
every six minutes
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and they keep you off the Internet.
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They're perfect, except for one thing.
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[Odie muttering]
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They don't make lasagna.
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[disappointed moaning]
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I know.
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[upbeat music]
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