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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[alien engine whirring]
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Ah, it's so good to see you again.
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[sighing]
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You're looking quite well today.
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Lasagna is my friend.
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Time to eat!
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[gobbling]
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[beeping]
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[gasping]
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[gobbling]
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This is an outrage!
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We cannot let this thing go unpunished!
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[together] Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!
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What a revolting sight, glorious leader!
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That orange monster
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continues to devour beings such as us.
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Yes, general.
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But thankfully,
the galaxy will soon be rid of him
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and his entire planet.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say I just saw
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a flying ravioli go by.
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[gasping]
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Oh, not so fast. Gotcha!
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Oh, well.
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Ravioli is ravioli.
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Aaah...
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[gasping]
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[robotic voice] Transmission interrupted.
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The vile orange creature
just ate the spying device.
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[together] Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!
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People of Parma!
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As your leader, I have ordered
that the evil orange monster
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and its barbaric planet
be destroyed at once!
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Operation Blasteroid is a go!
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[cheering]
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[epic music]
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Stretch!
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[stretching sound]
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Launch!
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[cheering]
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Dr. Bonkers!
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Dr. Bonkers!
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Stratospheric radar detects
a large object hurtling towards Earth.
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[beeping]
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Oh, this doesn't look good!
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Wow!
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This doesn't look good at all!
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[electronic music]
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You want to watch
Binky the Clown?
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Nope. My contract says
he's not allowed on this series.
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We interrupt this program
with breaking news.
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This is Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers.
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Doctor, tell our viewers
what you just told me.
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Certainly.
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A giant asteroid is heading
straight for planet Earth!
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What?
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Yes!
It will strike in exactly thirteen hours
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and thirteen minutes
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and thirteen seconds
and destroy the entire world!
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[together] We're doomed! We're doomed!
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[screaming]
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But there's one chance!
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We have a rocket ship
that could fly up
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and destroy the asteroid
before it reaches us.
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Thank goodness!
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-[Odie sighing]
-You said it.
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The problem is
that no one can fit
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into the rocket to fly it.
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[together] We're doomed! We're doomed!
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The spaceship's cockpit
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was designed by a former cartoonist?
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Yes.
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And for some reason,
he designed these spacesuits
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in the shapes of an obese pussycat
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and an empty-headed puppy dog.
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Our only hope is to find someone
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who fits into these spacesuits
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and who could fly the rocket up
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and save the world.
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[screaming]
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[suspenseful music]
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[Dr. Bonkers] You won't actually have
to fly the rocket.
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Everything will be controlled
and monitored by ground control.
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Good.
We have nothing to worry about.
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As soon as the rocket
lands on the asteroid,
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you will go out
and deposit the payload.
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Bad. We have much to worry about.
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To activate the payload,
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you only need to push
the button on the tube.
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You have ten minutes to return
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to the rocket and leave the asteroid
before it explodes.
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Good luck. You'll need it.
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[Odie whimpering]
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[screaming]
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[alarm]
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Mankind is counting on you, guys.
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If I were mankind, I'd be worried.
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Nine,
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eight, seven,
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four, three...
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What happened to six and five?
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Blast off!
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[screaming]
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[epic music]
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Soon, the evil barbaric planet
will be reduced
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to rubble!
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Glorious leader,
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there seems to be an object flying
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towards the Blasteroid.
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A primitive spacecraft!
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It looks like it will land
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on the Blasteroid!
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[crashing]
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Odie, we're 100,000 miles from Earth,
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100,000 miles from civilization.
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And worst of all,
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100,000 miles from Vito's Pizzeria.
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[Odie muttering]
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Yeah, I don't think
they deliver this far.
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[hubbub]
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Okay, guys.
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Drop off the payload.
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Activate it and return
to the rocket immediately!
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What's he think
we're going to do up here?
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Wait for an ice cream truck
to come by?
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Odie...
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[sniffing]
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Do you smell something familiar?
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[Odie sniffing]
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[Odie agreeing]
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say it's...
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Oops!
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Yes! Just as I thought, Odie!
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This asteroid,
it's a giant meatball!
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[Odie muttering]
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Yes! We're on a meat-eor!
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Yippee!
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[gobbling]
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What is he doing?
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Is he eating the asteroid?
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The rocket's probe has analyzed
the composition of the asteroid.
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It's made of onion
and garlic-infused beef.
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[sighing]
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Leave it to Garfield to find
the biggest meatball in the universe.
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[gasping]
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You're endangering the mission!
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Drop the payload and--
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Quiet. I'm eating.
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[lawnmower sound]
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Can the creature really eat
the entire Blasteroid?
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Yes, it can.
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I have seen it dining before.
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It is insatiable.
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[chewing]
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[gurgling] Yikes!
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Houston, we have a problem!
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How is he going
to get back into the rocket?
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There's a very simple way!
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Wish I knew what is was.
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Odie, I can't go back into the rocket!
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Any bright ideas?
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[Odie desagreeing]
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Of course not, you're Odie.
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Your brightest idea
was chasing your tail for nine hours.
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Tadah!
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The rocket is about to blast off!
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Garfield is going to be left stranded
in outer space!
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-[Odie muttering]
-Thanks, Odie!
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I knew
you'd come up with something!
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Actually, I didn't.
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I just said that
to make him feel good.
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[Garfield screaming]
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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Well done, Odie!
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You saved Garfield's life!
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[Dr. Bonkers] Mmmm, not really.
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Garfield is the asteroid now.
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Earth is doomed once again.
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[burping]
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I'm deflating every time I...
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[burping] burp!
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Amazing!
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He is almost back to his normal size.
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Our planet is saved!
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[cheering]
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[epic music]
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[shoes screeching]
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[engine whirring]
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[crashing]
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[Odie] Tadah!
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Where's Garfield?
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[crashing]
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[Garfield] Mayday! Mayday!
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[screaming]
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[burping]
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Welcome back, Garfield!
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You were heroic!
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Yes, I was!
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And you owe me big time.
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I'm going to make a list.
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I'm starving!
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Italian, anyone?
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Oh, no!
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Okay, suit yourself.
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-We'll go eat without you.
-I know a great...
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I'm not touching food of any kind
for a long, long time.
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Especially...
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Did he say Italian?
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Remember how I used to say
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that I'd go to the ends of the universe
for lasagna?
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-[Odie barking]
-Well... I did!
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[beeping]
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People of Parma!
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Once again,
the evil orange monster wins.
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But it's not over!
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There'll be a sequel!
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And we will have our revenge!
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[beeping]
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[ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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