Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:01,280
[snoring]
[clock ringing]
2
00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,240
[upbeat music]
3
00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,760
[peaceful music]
4
00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,000
[Garfield] Ah...
5
00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:35,000
I love these days
when the flowers are in bloom,
6
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,640
and the leaves on the trees are green.
7
00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,560
And amazingly, they aren't even plastic.
8
00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,120
Today,
the world should be framed
9
00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,120
and hung in an art gallery.
10
00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,760
The kind of day when nothing
11
00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,400
can budge me
from the peace and serenity
12
00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,600
of my bed of flowers.
13
00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,240
[Jon] Garfield! Lunch is ready!
14
00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,240
The kind of day
when the flowers can wait
15
00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,960
because lunch is ready.
16
00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,960
Hi, Odie. What's new?
17
00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,880
Tell me later, I want to eat now.
18
00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,320
Here you go! I made you...
19
00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,520
[sneezing]
20
00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,120
Quick! Slow motion!
21
00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,400
[Odie muttering]
22
00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,440
Thank you, Odie.
23
00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,800
I don't know why I've been sneezing
all the time lately.
24
00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,680
[sneezing]
25
00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,880
Refill, please.
26
00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,640
[sneezing]
27
00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,920
No, it isn't all the time.
28
00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,040
It's just when I'm around you.
29
00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,200
Moi?
30
00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,640
Could I be allergic to cats?
31
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,600
No, Mr. Arbuckle.
32
00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,800
The test shows you're definitely
33
00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,920
not allergic to cat hair.
34
00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,840
But I keep sneezing
every time Garfield is around.
35
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,440
And I'm not sneezing now.
36
00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,760
Are you sure, doc?
37
00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,320
Well, according to this,
you're only allergic to a few things:
38
00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:04,480
antelope, goldenrod
and grilled asparagus.
39
00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,440
No cat hair.
40
00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,680
So, why do I sneeze around Garfield?
41
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,120
There is one possibility.
42
00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,240
Tonight, there's a show about it.
43
00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,840
I think you should watch.
44
00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,960
And now, the Humanimal Specialist!
45
00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,600
Sometimes,
46
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,120
sneezing is not caused
by a cold or allergy.
47
00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,680
Sometimes,
it's caused by suppressed anger.
48
00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,520
Anger?
49
00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,560
But I'm not angry at Garfield.
50
00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,560
Well, not all the time.
51
00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,040
You see, suppressed anger
is anger you hide.
52
00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,560
Sometimes, you even hide it from yourself
53
00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,800
and you don't know it's inside of you.
54
00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,640
But it has to come out somehow.
55
00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,640
And sometimes, it comes out as a sneeze.
56
00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,680
Oh, that's ridiculous.
57
00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,760
If this is the case,
58
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,120
you either have to deal with the anger,
59
00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,800
or get rid of whatever
is making you angry.
60
00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,440
Let's have dinner.
61
00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,960
I made a roast turkey
with all the trimmings.
62
00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,200
That nutty doctor!
63
00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:05,240
I am not mad at Garfield
and that is not making me sneeze.
64
00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,000
Garfield!
65
00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,840
You ate the entire turkey dinner?
66
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,840
[hiccupping]
67
00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,800
You ate the mashed potatoes
and stuffing and corn pudding and rolls?
68
00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,280
[hiccupping]
69
00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,400
Do you have any shame?
70
00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,200
[hiccupping]
71
00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,640
Did you leave anything for us?
72
00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,960
[hiccupping]
73
00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,520
Here. Make a wish.
74
00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,840
Me, I'm wishing for another turkey.
75
00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,560
[sneezing]
76
00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,280
I get my wish!
77
00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,640
I can't be allergic to Garfield.
78
00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,360
There's got to be
a sneezing cure of some kind.
79
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,120
I'm researching something, Odie.
80
00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,760
Remember, everything you read
on the Internet is absolutely true.
81
00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,440
Here's a site that says
wearing garlic can cure sneezing.
82
00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,120
Oh! I need garlic!
83
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,320
[Odie muttering]
84
00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,720
A dozen bulbs of garlic.
85
00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,080
That'll stop my sneezing.
86
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,720
Liz won't come near me for a month,
but it'll stop my sneezing.
87
00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:23,000
[sneezing]
88
00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,760
Oh. I've got to try something else!
89
00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,520
Someone online said
a hot bath can cure sneezing.
90
00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,680
Ah, and it seems to be working.
91
00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,240
It's funny.
I came in, and the tub was already full,
92
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,960
so I jumped in.
93
00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,480
Hey! What are you doing
in my crab gumbo?
94
00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,600
[screaming]
95
00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,080
Needs more salt and less Jon.
96
00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,080
Heat lamp.
97
00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,000
That will stop sneezing.
98
00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,880
Ah! This should do it.
99
00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,160
[popcorn popping]
100
00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,600
[screaming]
101
00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,120
Hold still.
102
00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,240
I'm adding the melted butter.
103
00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,880
[sneezing]
104
00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,000
That's it!
105
00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,280
[sneezing]
106
00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,200
Tomorrow morning, I'm...
107
00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,680
[sneezing]
108
00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,440
...going to see that doctor on TV!
109
00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,800
[sneezing]
110
00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,920
[Dr. Whipple]
As I said on my show, Mr. Arbuckle,
111
00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,520
sneezing can be caused by anger.
112
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,040
This cat of yours,
113
00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,160
tell me everything he does.
114
00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,040
Well, he sleeps.
115
00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,240
What else?
116
00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,080
He eats.
117
00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,560
Yes, what else?
118
00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,680
That's it.
119
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,080
That's it?
120
00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,040
Once in a while,
121
00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,600
he torments our puppy Odie
122
00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:55,680
or the mailman.
123
00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,120
How exactly does he torment this puppy?
124
00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,960
How doesn't he?
125
00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,600
Last week, he got a box of gelatin mix.
126
00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,280
Then he poured it into
Odie's water dish.
127
00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,040
[laughing]
128
00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,160
I see.
129
00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,720
I see!
130
00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,560
Now, were you mad at your cat
for doing this?
131
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,640
Mad?
132
00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,960
Well, maybe a little.
133
00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,320
But no, I don't get mad at Garfield.
134
00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,600
Well, you said he did something
to your mailman?
135
00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,080
Every day, practically.
136
00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,720
It's like Garfield waits for him.
137
00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,960
The other day,
he took our vacuum cleaner.
138
00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,200
[suction sound]
139
00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,080
[Dr. Whipple] Now, did that make you
mad at your cat, Arbuckle?
140
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,440
Be honest.
141
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,080
Yes, I...
142
00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,800
No, I don't let those things bother me.
143
00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,480
I almost did though.
144
00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,680
It was about three weeks ago.
145
00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,640
I know,
146
00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,920
the ice cream truck
will be along any minute
147
00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,160
and you want some.
148
00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,880
The answer is no.
149
00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:22,920
N-O.
150
00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:23,920
No.
151
00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,040
I don't feel like walking out
to the curb.
152
00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,360
[ice cream truck jingle]
153
00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,160
[tires squealing]
154
00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,080
The ice cream truck sounds like
it's real close.
155
00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,760
[screaming]
156
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,920
Could I have some money
for lasagna ripple?
157
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,280
Well, Mr. Arbuckle,
158
00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,240
it's obvious
what's making you sneeze.
159
00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,640
You can't admit
that you're mad at your cat.
160
00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,600
I am mad at my cat.
161
00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,880
I didn't want to say it,
but you're right.
162
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,320
I'm mad at my cat.
163
00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,000
I'm very mad at my cat.
164
00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,960
Say the words, Arbuckle.
165
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,520
I'm mad at my cat.
166
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,360
You must confess
before the entire world.
167
00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,920
[yelling] I'm mad at my cat!
168
00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,280
Louder, Arbuckle!
169
00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,880
[yelling] I'm mad at my cat!
170
00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,640
[elderly man] Who's doing all that yelling?
171
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,400
Oh, some guy who's mad at his cat.
172
00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,440
Is he really mad at his cat?
173
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,560
He sounds really mad at his cat.
174
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,520
[Jon yelling] I'm mad at my cat!
175
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,600
Oh, he must be that Arbuckle guy.
176
00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,920
[woman] Oh, the one with the cat
that eats all the lasagna?
177
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,760
[laughing]
178
00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,080
I did it, doctor!
179
00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,720
I confronted my anger!
180
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,800
I admitted
I was mad at my cat.
181
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,600
Excellent, my boy.
182
00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,200
Now, you just have
to do one more thing
183
00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,120
and you'll be rid
of your sneezing problem forever.
184
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,240
Ah! Anything. What is it?
185
00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,680
Well, now, of course,
186
00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,040
get rid of your cat.
187
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,160
Of course, I'll get rid of my cat,
188
00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,600
and I won't sneeze--
189
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,000
Get rid of my cat? Get rid of Garfield?
190
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,160
Of course.
191
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,680
He makes you sneeze,
192
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,800
and, as you admit,
193
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,120
you are mad at him.
194
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,720
But I couldn't get rid of Garfield.
195
00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,840
That would be like
getting rid of my right arm.
196
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,240
Think it over.
197
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,680
If you don't have the courage
to get rid of your cat,
198
00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,200
do you know
what people will say to you?
199
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,160
Yeah.
200
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,480
They're going to say "Gesundheit" a lot.
201
00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,560
Thank you, doctor.
202
00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,440
What an odd young man.
203
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,080
I can't understand
why he won't cure his problem.
204
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,360
Patient gone? Good.
205
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,960
It's our wedding anniversary, you know.
206
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,160
And you have to drive me
to my mother's house.
207
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,080
Yes, dear.
208
00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,200
[sneezing]
209
00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,360
Jon's home!
210
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,880
Odie, I've decided I've given Jon
a pretty bad time lately.
211
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,640
-[Odie muttering] You?
-Yeah.
212
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,480
I have an attack of conscience
at least once a year.
213
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,000
I'm going to give him a gift
to apologize.
214
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:17,040
Garfield, I found out my sneezing
was caused because I was angry at you.
215
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,080
Well, I've decided something.
216
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,240
No matter what,
I'll never, ever be mad at you again.
217
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,120
No matter what I do?
218
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,160
Wow.
219
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,400
Okay.
220
00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,440
Here's something for you.
221
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,640
Oh! You picked me some flowers?
222
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,240
That's nice, Garfield.
223
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,240
You have so many different kinds:
224
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,480
daisies, daffodils, goldenrod...
225
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,400
[sneezing]
226
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,440
Goldenrod?
227
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,640
Yeah, goldenrod!
228
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,360
It's been blooming outside.
229
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:54,400
And I just love to sleep in it
and roll around in it.
230
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,840
You've been rolling around
in goldenrod?
231
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:57,920
A flower I'm...
232
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,240
[sneezing]
233
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,640
...allergic to?
234
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,480
That's what's been making me...
235
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,760
[sneezing]
236
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,720
...sneeze?
237
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,680
I went through all those cures,
and went to that doctor...
238
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,040
[sneezing]
239
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,760
All that because of that?
240
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,640
I'm mad at you, Garfield!
241
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,440
"No matter what you do,
I'll never be mad at you again."
242
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,480
Gee, that didn't last long.
243
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,440
[yelling] I'm mad at my cat!
244
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,400
[sneezing]
245
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,440
I'm mad at my cat!
246
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,440
[woman] Poor man.
247
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,240
It sounds like he's got a cold.
248
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,480
Or maybe it's an allergy to goldenrod.
249
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,520
[Jon yelling] I'm mad at my cat!
250
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,000
[sneezing]
251
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,400
[screaming]
252
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,720
[upbeat music]
253
00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,800
Subtitling: ECLAIR
16847
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
