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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Odie muttering joyfully]
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Oh, hi, Odie.
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I'm just about to take a test called
"How Brave Are You?"
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First situation:
a poisonous snake is coming at you.
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I'm not afraid.
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A giant grizzly bear is attacking.
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I'm not afraid.
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A man-eating lion is loose.
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I'm not even afraid
of a cat-eating lion.
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An army of monsters and werewolves
and vampires is attacking.
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I am absolutely, definitely,
utterly not afraid.
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[Jon] Oh, Garfield.
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My nieces Drusilla and Minerva
are coming to visit.
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[screaming]
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[chattering teeth]
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Lock the doors! Bar the windows!
We have to move to another country!
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Help!
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Help!
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Snakes and bears and monsters
can only eat you.
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These are Jon's nieces!
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Don't you remember them
from last season, show 17?
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[both] Let's play dress up!
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We hate it.
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[Odie howling]
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[screaming]
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[doorbell]
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That must be them.
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We have to hide!
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Under Jon's bed! Quick!
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[both] Hi, Uncle Jon!
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Great to see you,
Minerva and Drusilla.
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No, I'm Minerva.
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And I'm Drusilla.
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[both] We're Minerva and Drusilla.
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We want
to play with the kitty cat!
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[both] He's so cute!
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Kitty cat! Meow!
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Where is Garfield?
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Don't worry, Odie.
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Even if we have to stay under here
the rest of our lives,
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I'm prepared.
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I knew Jon's nieces might come back,
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so I stored 25 crates
of canned lasagna.
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Gee, I wish I'd brought some for you.
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[Odie muttering]
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What can they do to us?
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They can dress us up
in doll clothes
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like they did last time.
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But I am determined.
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I'm absolutely not going to let them
do that to me again.
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Ah!
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No! Stop!
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Help! Don't!
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Call the humane society!
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Call somebody!
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The worst part is...
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I don't even look good in this color.
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Wait, kitty cat!
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I have a bridal gown for you to try on!
You'll be so beautiful!
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We want to play with you!
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-Come back!
-We have more dress up to play!
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Come back!
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Kitty cat!
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Kitty cat!
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We want to dress up
the kitty cat!
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This is not good.
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Let's dress up the kitty cat!
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Ladies, you know how hard it is
to run in high heels.
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[screaming]
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Oh, my goodness!
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I mean, badness!
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[Drusilla] The kitty cat can fly!
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Let's dress him up
as a flight attendant next!
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My, you're a plump one.
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Almost big enough for my oven.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Cauldron.
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Is she a witch?
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She looks like a witch.
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Maybe I am,
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and maybe I'm not.
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But my, you're an adorable little girl.
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And my, you're an adorable little girl.
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And my, you're not!
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And my!
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You're not exactly
Miss Universe yourself, lady.
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Ah, girls, let's let Mrs. Cauldron
get home with her shopping, okay?
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Oh, thank you.
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And maybe you'll come
and visit me some time, little ladies.
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Let's take you girls inside
and read you a story.
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We want to hear a story
about a witch!
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Yeah! We want to hear
Hansel and Gretel!
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-It's got a witch in it!
-Hansel and Gretel it is.
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Odie, if you laugh at the way I look,
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if you so much as giggle...
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Good.
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[sniggering]
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[laughing]
[groaning]
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He's right.
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"Hansel and Gretel
followed the bread crumbs
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to the house of the wicked witch."
[crashing noise]
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"The wicked witch
invited them inside
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and offered them gingerbread."
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Don't just stand there.
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We have to prepare
to defend ourselves.
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That story can't last forever.
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I'm going on a spying mission
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to find out what the enemy is up to.
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"The evil witch tried to push
Hansel and Gretel into the oven,
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but they were too fast for her."
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Never mind the fortress.
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It wouldn't keep them out, anyway.
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I've got a better idea.
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I need to go to the market
so I can make dinner.
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Keep an eye on Drusilla
and Minerva, Garfield.
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I'm counting on you.
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You made this mistake before.
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Kitty cat! Where's the kitty cat?
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This is the moment of truth, puppyface!
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-We have to act fast!
-[Odie barking]
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Yoo hoo?
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We have a nice prom dress
for you to try on.
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Look, Drusilla!
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You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.
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Oh, right. I can't tell us apart.
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There's candy.
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Mmmm, this is so good!
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Bread crumbs like in that story.
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We'll lead them to Mrs. Cauldron's house.
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Oh, you came to visit me.
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Oh, that's so sweet of you.
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Come in, we'll have tea.
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I like tea.
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I want hot cocoa.
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Oh, come in.
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We have so much to talk about.
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That'll keep them away
while I do something of vital importance.
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[Odie muttering]
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Of course, a nap.
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[joyful music]
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[yawning] Poor Mrs. Cauldron.
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Such an odd lady,
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always dressing up like a wicked witch.
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Hey! What if she is a wicked witch?
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Nah.
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There's no such thing, and besides,
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it isn't Halloween.
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[yawning] I think I'll just get myself
some good, good...
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[snoring]
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[evil witch laughter]
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Bubble, my fine potions!
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I just need to add some...
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eye of newt,
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three ounces of raven toenails.
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And the final ingredient,
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two identical bratty nieces!
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Help!
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You mean old wicked witch!
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You wouldn't do this
if Garfield was here!
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Well, your friend Garfield isn't here.
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And even if he was,
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he'd be too fat and lazy
to help you!
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[both] Garfield, help!
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Where are you? Save us, Garfield!
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Help us! We need you!
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She's a witch!
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She's a wicked witch
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and she's going to do
wicked witch things to Jon's nieces!
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I've just got to save them.
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[upbeat music]
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Wait a minute. Do I?
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[Minerva and Drusilla] Garfield!
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-Yes, I guess I have to.
-[Minerva and Drusilla] Save us!
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Garfield! Help!
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This is it. Goodbye, Drusilla.
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I keep telling you. You're Drusilla.
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I thought I was Minerva.
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It doesn't matter.
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You're both ingredients.
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[evil laughter]
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Unhand those annoying children!
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Hey, do I know how to make
a big entrance or what?
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Oh! [laughing]
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This is perfect!
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I have a recipe that calls for a goat.
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And where do you think
you're going to get a goat at this hour?
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Abracadabra!
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[laughing]
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Aaaaah!
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Sure, do it the easy way.
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[horror music]
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[screaming]
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[evil laughter]
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[screaming]
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[evil laughter]
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You ever thought of trading
this thing in for a vacuum cleaner?
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[screaming]
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Have a nice landing!
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[evil laughter]
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[Jon] Garfield!
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Garfield!
[bleating]
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[screaming]
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What happened? Where am I?
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Garfield, where are Drusilla and Minerva?
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The evil witch is putting them
into a twin casserole!
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I have to save them!
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Drusilla! Minerva! Don't worry!
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Garfield's coming to save you!
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Don't put them into your recipe,
Mrs. Cauldron!
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Don't...
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Oh, hello, pussycat.
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Did you come to join us?
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We're having tea with Mrs. Cauldron.
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And we're learning
all sorts of interesting things.
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You knew it was
a dream sequence all along.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Thank you for a lovely conversation,
Mrs. Cauldron.
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And all the things you taught us.
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Oh! Come back and visit
just any time, dears.
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Thank you for coming to get us, Garfield.
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Mrs. Cauldron convinced us.
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We shouldn't make you
play dress up anymore.
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Aw, gee.
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I guess everything turned out
great after all.
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He'll make a great goat.
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Let's make him into a big one!
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[both] Abracadabra!
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I don't feel like lasagna
for dinner tonight.
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For some reason, I have a... [bleating]
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...craving for old tin cans.
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[mewing]
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[upbeat music]
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