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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Jon]
Garfield, I know you won't like this,
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but Liz insists
you have to lose ten pounds.
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We're putting you
on a diet of carrots and lettuce.
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Before you say anything
or throw a fit
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because it isn't pasta,
please understand.
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We're doing this
for your own good.
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[laughing]
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You understand?
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You're not going to put up fight
or steal the refrigerator or anything?
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Oh, this is great!
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Let me get you
some low-calorie salad dressing.
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[clock ticking] Perfect.
He'll be here in nine seconds.
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Garfield,
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I'm impressed with
how well you're taking this.
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I guess I owe you an apology.
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Keep eating like that,
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and you'll lose the ten pounds.
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You need a napkin?
I'll go get one.
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Just in time!
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The Chinese restaurant
will be delivering in eleven seconds.
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[laughing]
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[Liz] No, he hasn't lost any weight
since his last visit.
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In fact, he's gained
three more pounds.
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That's not possible.
I've had him on a strict diet.
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Jon, for his own good,
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you have to stop him
from eating so much.
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I can't watch him every minute.
I have work to do.
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I may have just the solution.
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[laughing]
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An inventor with an overweight pussycat
invented this.
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He calls it
the Motorized Meow Monitor.
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"Motorized meow monitor."
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How does it work?
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I'll show you.
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[computer booting]
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This collar locks on.
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I'll give you a key to remove it
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after Garfield has lost ten pounds.
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It contains a tracking device.
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Wherever Garfield goes,
the robot will follow,
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train its camera on him
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and send a signal back to you.
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[beeping]
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This is amazing, Liz.
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I can sit at my computer
and keep an eye on Garfield,
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no matter where he goes
and what he eats.
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You can borrow it.
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And I'll give you an extra collar,
just in case.
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This is not fair!
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It's an invasion of privacy!
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It's-- it's spying!
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Get me an attorney!
Get me an attorney named Murray!
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You have no right to--
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What's that you have in your hand,
Garfield?
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[robot voice] What do you have to say?
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Want to lick?
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[intriguing music]
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Going out, Garfield?
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Remember,
you're still on that diet.
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You're not to eat anything.
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Not a crumb will cross these lips.
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Okay, so I'm lying.
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It's okay to lie
if it's an emergency.
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And me not being able
to eat between meals?
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If that's not an emergency,
I don't know what is.
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Vito's savory pizza.
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I haven't tasted it for...
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oh, must be a good six hours.
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But I will need a disguise.
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[laughing]
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I'll have the outfit back
in five minutes or ten slices.
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Whichever occurs first.
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[alarm ringing]
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[Vito] Mamma mia!
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It is the Garfield orange alert!
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Everyone! Protect the pizzas!
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Garfield? Where is that handsome cat?
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Oh, where?
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Oh, there he is.
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Garfield!
If you don't want I should call Jon,
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you're going to promise me
that you won't swipe any pizzas.
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On my honor as the star
of a popular cartoon show,
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I promise!
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Excellent!
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[alarm ringing]
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You pasta pirating pussycat!
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I didn't say anything about lasagna!
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You mozzarella mooching menace!
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He only got eight of them.
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Ah, only eight?
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That's not so bad.
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Last week, he got 17
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and a gallon of spumoni.
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The perfect place to dine
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on nature's most perfect food.
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[robot voice] Garfield, I'm disappointed.
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So am I. I could only get eight.
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You're supposed to stay on a diet.
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If you eat those lasagnas...
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All right, all right!
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I don't need to hear the cheap threat.
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I know it'll be cheap
and I know it's a threat.
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[alarm ringing]
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What are you doing?
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My lasagna, what is wrong with it?
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Suddenly, Vito's lasagna,
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it is not good enough for you?
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[alarm ringing]
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What are you doing?
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I am in such trouble.
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Hey, it's just one cat who won't eat it.
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But that cat, he eats everything!
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If he won't eat it,
nobody will eat it!
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I have to change the recipe!
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There are donuts in the world
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and pulled pork sandwiches.
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And fried shrimp the size of whales.
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But if Jon sees me eating any of it...
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Aaah!
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I just have to make sure
he doesn't see me eating.
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[upbeat music]
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[panting]
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That's my exercise for the year.
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And maybe next year, too.
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But it worked.
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I don't see
that Motorized Meow Monitor anywhere.
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One of everything!
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No, make it two.
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Imagine Jon thinking
a bucket of bolts could--
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[robot voice hawking]
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What?
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Keep those on ice for me!
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Garfield!
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[upbeat music]
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I'll eat this in here,
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where he can't see me.
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Whew! Even if that robot
followed me in here,
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he couldn't shoot video
to send back to Jon.
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It's too dark.
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[robot voice hawking]
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[upbeat music]
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It's no use!
I'll never escape that robot.
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[device beeping]
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Well, at least this came off.
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Without it on,
the Motorized Meow Monitor
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won't be able to track me.
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[device beeping]
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Wait a minute.
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Jon got an extra one.
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If I throw this one away,
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he'll put the other one on me.
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There's got to be a way
to get him to give this machine up.
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And I think I know what it is.
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[Jon] It works great.
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I can keep an eye on Garfield
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and make sure
he doesn't eat between meals.
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It's for his own good,
but I'll bet he's not a happy cat.
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Not happy at all.
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Looks like he's at the waterfront.
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Oh, agony. Oh, despair.
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Oh, despair and agony.
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Oh, and did I mention woe?
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Oh, despair, agony and woe.
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Hours without lasagna.
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Days without pork chow mein
and crispy noodles.
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How could Jon do this to me?
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[crying]
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He looks upset
that I'm denying him his favorite foods.
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You know Garfield.
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That's just an act
to get your sympathy.
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This doesn't look like an act.
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What's he doing now?
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He's...
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He's heading out onto the pier.
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There's an ocean liner there.
A big one!
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Liz, it looks like he's taking
a last look around
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like he's leaving!
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-Don't fall for it, Jon!
-Liz,
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he's getting on the boat!
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Liz, he's on the ship!
Garfield is leaving!
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He's going to some other country!
I've got to stop him!
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Jon? Jon!
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[tires squealing]
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Oh! I'd better get off before she sails.
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Jon should be here in about 15 minutes.
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Ten if he makes all the lights.
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[upbeat music]
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[tires squealing]
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I've got to be in time!
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It's already sailed?
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My cat's on board! Get it back!
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Sorry. That ship's on its way to Tokyo.
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"Tokyo!"
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Well,
he always did like salmon teriyaki.
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Oh, he really did it, Liz.
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Garfield's gone to Tokyo.
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I'll probably never see him again.
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I can't tell you
how I'm going to miss him.
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Sure you can. Just try.
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[trumpeting]
Jon, I'm really sorry
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how all this worked out.
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If you'd like to cancel
our dinner tonight...
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No, no! I need to get my mind off
my little fat furry friend.
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I'd give anything to see him again.
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I wouldn't make him diet.
I'd get him whatever he wanted.
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How about donuts
from Dave's Drive-Thru Donut Diner?
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You want donuts?
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Sure.
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[phone ringing]
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Liz, if he'd just come back
from Tokyo, I'd--
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[tires squealing]
Garfield!
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You didn't go to Tokyo!
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Scaring me like that!
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You know what I ought to do?
I ought to...
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[sigh] ...get you those donuts.
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And on the way home,
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we could stop for pizza
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and at Irv's Taco Emporium.
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[Jon moaning]
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You have enough food
to tide you over
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while I'm out.
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I'll be back around ten.
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[laughing]
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Okay. See you later.
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[engine starting]
Hello, pup.
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Hey, come on.
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We're going to watch
my new favorite show.
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I tried to get him to lose weight.
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Honest, I did.
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It's just that... he's Garfield.
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I know.
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Could I have some water, Jon?
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Sure. Let me pour it for you.
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Oops!
Let me mop that up.
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Oh...
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I'm sorry!
[glass tinkling]
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[chair crashing]
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Oh, sorry again!
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Did you see where my pork chop went?
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[giggling]
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[sauce squirting]
[Liz] Oh, Jon!
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You got ketchup all over me!
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[giggling] It's great!
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[Jon] That's better
than when I spilled the mustard.
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Oh, I love watching Jon on a date.
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Where else you're going
to find comedy like that?
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Hey, you hungry, Odie?
250
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[Odie muttering]
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Well then, you better go get some food.
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[upbeat music]
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