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(DANCE MUSIC)
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MAN: You get engaged
and you can kiss them.
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First you have to get engaged
in order to kiss someone.
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- Those are the rules.
- We know.
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If you kiss someone
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instead of getting engaged
first, what's easier?
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- Is it good?
- WOMAN: It feels good.
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It feels like you're in love.
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WOMAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
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- They are hot.
- They're freaking engaged.
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What happened?
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WOMAN 2: You guys are so cute.
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It's, like, gross,
I want to throw up.
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(LAUGHS)
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- That's after the drinks.
- MAN: Speaking of...
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To Abby and Matt on
their engagement.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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May you be each other's
silent guardians
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and watchful protectors.
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You may not be the couple
that New York deserves,
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but you're the one it needs.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Did you just quote
The Dark Knight?
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Uh, did I? I was just riffing.
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Hmm. OK.
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Now we know who's not giving
a toast at the wedding.
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Or speaking at the
rehearsal dinner.
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Or doing talking of any kind.
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- Uh, rude.
- (LAUGHTER)
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Matt, I'm still your
best man, right?
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Dude, you know I
have three brothers.
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They love you
because they have to.
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I love you because I choose to.
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- I'm gonna get shots!
- Yeah.
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Thank you. What a good
guy. Not the best man.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- ABBY: You guys are amazing.
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I can't believe you flew all
the way out from LA for this.
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We did and we just... and
we came here for this.
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That's it, nothing else,
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because that's what best
friends do and stuff.
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You got Hamilton
tickets, didn't you?
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Second row. Supposedly
Aaron Burr spits on you.
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(LAUGHS)
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So... does it feel
any different?
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It will when Matt's lease is
up and he moves in next month.
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- Finally.
- Finally.
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OK.
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Oh, shot, shots.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, cheers.
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- Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Hmm.
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Guess who's at the bar.
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Oh, shit. That's Kenzie Scott.
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(ANGELIC MUSIC)
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Is it just me, or is she
moving in slow motion?
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She's definitely
moving in slow motion.
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(ANGELIC MUSIC)
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She's in town shooting
a Tarantino movie.
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Wait, I thought she was doing
the new Christopher Nolan film.
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She's doing both
at the same time.
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Dude, take your shot.
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Yeah, right. What would
I even say to her?
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- I meant your tequila shot.
- Oh.
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Uh, but... you could
go talk to her.
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- She's definitely on my list.
- Hm-hmm.
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What list?
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You know, my celebrity
free-pass list.
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Since when do you
have a free-pass list?
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Oh, my God. You two
haven't spoken about this?
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Well, I don't, like,
actually have a list.
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But if I did, Kenzie
Scott would be on it.
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You don't need a list to
want to be with Kenzie Scott.
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True, dat.
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Like if Oscar Isaac walked
into this bar right now,
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we wouldn't be having
the same conversation?
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Well, Oscar Isaac is different.
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- He's Oscar Isaac.
- Uh-huh.
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Kenzie Scott is just
such an obvious choice.
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I didn't realize there were
bonus points for being original.
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I don't know, I
guess I just expected
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someone with a little
more personality.
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I think maybe our lists
mean different things.
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(LAUGHTER)
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OK. So, who else
is on this list?
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I... don't really know.
Who else is on yours?
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I don't really know, either.
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All right, that's it. You
guys are making lists.
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OK, so the celebrities
should be enough of a reach
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to feel like a fantasy...
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With a hint of achievability.
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- Nick Viall.
- That guy from The Bachelor?
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- Yeah.
- Which season?
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- Like, all of them.
- No, no, no.
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There are no vetoes.
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For Jack Black there are vetoes.
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- No.
- Of course he wants Jack Black.
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- Mark it down.
- Wrong.
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Wrong?
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- Wrong wrong.
- Kung Fu Panda.
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- Emily... I'm sorry Emily who?
- Raja... Rajatowski.
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- That was so close.
- No, it wasn't.
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- Ratajkowski.
- Ratajkowski.
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You can barely
pronounce her name.
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So, what's that matter with her?
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- Literally nothing.
- Hm-hmm.
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- That's what's up.
- Yes.
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- Chloe.
- Hmm?
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You have been silent.
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- Who is on your list?
- Tessa Thompson,
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Margot Robbie, Selena Gomez,
Halle Berry, Sarah Paulson.
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- Mmm.
- That's a really good list.
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Ryan Reynolds, Adam
Levine, Steph Curry,
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Chris Hemsworth, Harry Styles.
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Wait, I thought
you only get five.
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Five from each side.
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- Standard bi perk.
- Oh.
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Ladies and gentleman, that is
how you do a list of strangers
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you want to sleep with.
Chloe, ladies and gentleman.
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(CHEERING)
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You're so far away.
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- To be a part of?
- Oh, she's in it.
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All right, so it is "Char-lize."
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It is not. It's "Shar-lize."
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All right, "Shar-lize Ther-on."
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"Shar-lize Ther-own."
It's a very famous woman.
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No, I don't think that's right.
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- I think it's "Sharlize."
- I don't know what to tell you.
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Like "throne." "Therone."
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- Yes, "Therone."
- Is she the queen?
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I don't know what that means.
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- Hey, you gonna be OK?
- Yes.
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Yep, we'll take her home.
Girls' night must carry on.
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It's gonna be so much fun
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carrying you both up the flights
of stairs when we get there.
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Three flights of stairs.
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- ABBY: I do, I really do.
- MATT: I believe you.
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All right, guys. I'm gonna
walk back. Congratulations.
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MATT: Good night, bro, thanks.
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- Bye.
- Thanks very much.
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- Ouch.
- MATT: Oh.
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- Bye, babe.
- Bye. Love ya.
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- Bye, ladies.
- CHLOE: Bye.
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All right. You in? OK, bye.
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Oh, shit, sorry.
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Uh, no, it's OK, you take it.
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Where you headed?
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(♪ "LOVE LIKE THAT" BY SHEELA)
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(EXHALES)
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Ooh!
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OK, just a teensy bit higher.
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Just a... No, no, no,
just a little lower.
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Yes. Yes.
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- It's back in the same spot.
- It's perfect.
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I'm gonna go check
on those cake balls.
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Oh. No. Chelsea. No,
that's for later.
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- It is later.
- Look, I know Abby's late,
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but we're all just gonna wait
for her before we dig in.
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Mmm, sorry, no.
Five-second rule.
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That's not what that means.
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Really good.
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(SIGHS) OK.
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MALE VOICE: And if we
keep up our energy,
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our focus, our drive,
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then together, we will build
something truly special,
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here in our beloved New York.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you, everybody.
- (APPLAUSE)
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Mayor Capozzi. I
had some thoughts
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on your global warming speech.
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That's not for
three months, Abby.
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Trying to get a head start.
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- Isn't your bridal shower today?
- Yes.
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But that doesn't start
for... ten minutes ago. Shit.
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Not to worry, I've
got you covered.
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Thank you, sir.
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C Train should get
you there in no time.
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(LAUGHS)
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Good luck, Abby.
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- She's working, isn't she?
- Working? Uh, but... No, no.
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Uh, she is... she's
actually getting a blow-out.
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Chloe, we both know my daughter
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doesn't take time
to blow anything.
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- Uh, what?
- Hi.
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I don't mean to cause alarm,
but the gelato is melting.
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You mean the ice cream?
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Yes. It's like ice cream, but
it's, um, from Italy, so...
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Can't we just put it
back in the freezer?
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Yes, perfect. Or we could
use the back-up gelato.
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Hmm!
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There's back-up gelato? I...
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh, my God.
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Abby, where the hell are you?
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We're on the back-up gelato,
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Chelsea keeps eating
all the cake...
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- Who's Chelsea?
- I thought you invited her.
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Oh, OK. Let's go.
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(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC)
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Hi, everyone. Thank
you so much for coming,
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and for celebrating with
the bride-to-be, Abby.
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We have a little surprise.
Before Matt gets here,
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he wanted to share some of his
favorite moments with Abby.
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And because he wants
everyone to see, he, uh,
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just posted a little
trip down memory lane.
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Hi, everyone. Hi, babe.
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Uh, before Abby and I
walk down the aisle,
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I thought it would be
fun to retrace the steps
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that led us here to this moment.
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And it all started here, in
Washington Square Park...
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(LAUGHS)
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where Abby and I
had our first kiss
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while she was still
in law school.
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And this is our bar.
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Our Thursday night spot where
everybody knows our name.
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Hey, dipshit, you gonna order?
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He's talking to somebody else.
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(LAUGHTER)
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This is where I asked Abby
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to make me the happiest
man in the world.
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Figured if she said no,
I could just... jump off.
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Oh, he, uh, he's going
live. This is unexpected.
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MAN: You are seriously
the luckiest guy I know.
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Yeah, she is pretty perfect.
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She's not pretty
perfect, she is perfect.
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She is perfect. She is a ten.
You're like a three, at best.
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Maybe a four with a good filter.
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MATT: All right. Thank you.
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MAN: She's a "swipe right,"
you're a "swipe left,"
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and then again to
make sure it takes,
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and then throw your
phone in the river
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and burn it to make
sure it doesn't work.
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OK. I'm sensing a
little jealousy here.
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I don't know too many people
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that get to be with someone
so, I don't know, famous.
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MATT: Still seems
crazy to me too.
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MAN: You definitely checked
the best name off your list.
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I mean, she's like a movie star
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and not just any movie
star but the movie star.
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- I'm the one who saw her first.
- This is not working! Shit!
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Come on. Seriously, man. I
cannot believe that you...
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- Fucked Kenzie Scott!
- (WOMEN GASP)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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Uh... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
244
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:33,949
I can't believe you.
245
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:35,626
We're supposed to get
married in three weeks.
246
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,452
- Can we not do this here?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
247
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,153
Let me know a more
appropriate venue
248
00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:40,622
to discuss you
fucking Kenzie Scott.
249
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,690
You were not supposed
to find out this way.
250
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,258
Was Kenzie Scott
going to jump out
251
00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:45,760
of my wedding cake and tell me?
252
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:46,794
Matt, there you are. Hi.
253
00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:48,663
I know you were excited
about the cake balls.
254
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:49,908
Did they bring them out on time?
255
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:50,976
Why don't you ask Kenzie Scott?
256
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,168
Sounds like she's been
handling the balls lately.
257
00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:57,639
Matt, were your
balls handled OK?
258
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:01,576
OK.
259
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,813
Abby, listen to me, it
was just a one-time thing.
260
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:06,347
Was this that night at the bar?
261
00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,249
The fucking night
we got engaged.
262
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,251
I thought it was OK
because she was on my list.
263
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,261
Matt, we made those lists
264
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,354
when we were drunk
celebrating with friends,
265
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,523
and five minutes later
you're crossing off names?
266
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,836
If it was reversed, you wouldn't
have done the same thing?
267
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:22,697
No! No! Because I would never
do something like that to you.
268
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,733
- Well, maybe you should.
- What?
269
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:28,469
Maybe you should sleep
with a celebrity too.
270
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,673
- And then we both did it.
- Both did it? (SCOFFS)
271
00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,208
This isn't like getting
matching tattoos.
272
00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:35,443
Wait, where are you going?
273
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:37,588
- I can't do this right now.
- Will you please come inside?
274
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:41,382
Is that a question or a
request from Kenzie Scott?
275
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,704
(MUSIC BLARING)
276
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,572
- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- (GASPS)
277
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:07,408
Abby. You got a sec?
278
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:11,814
(TURNS MUSIC OFF)
279
00:15:11,847 --> 00:15:13,982
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
280
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:17,452
- Come in, sit.
- Hello, sir.
281
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:21,389
So, you've been working on
this speech for three days.
282
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:24,893
Yes, sir. I put some
real sweat into that.
283
00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:28,329
Yes, I noticed the ink smudges.
284
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,934
- And is this blood on page four?
- Oh, no, that's ketchup.
285
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,001
Wait, page four?
286
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:37,271
- Yeah, that's blood.
- Yeah.
287
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:39,307
Abby, I don't know the
best way to say this,
288
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,576
so I'm just going to say it.
289
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:45,446
This is the worst thing I've
ever read in my entire life.
290
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,749
- Oh, boy.
- The rhetoric is contentious.
291
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,684
You typed half of it in caps.
292
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:54,355
And you used the phrase, "End
of the world as we know it"
293
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,658
four times. No, five.
294
00:15:57,692 --> 00:16:00,963
I was, uh, really
trying to hammer home
295
00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:03,664
the gravity of the speech.
296
00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:06,534
I'm delivering this
at a pre-school.
297
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,336
I'll get started on a new draft.
298
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:10,038
Yeah, about that.
299
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,740
I haven't told many
people this yet, but...
300
00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:16,611
I'm about to announce
my bid for president.
301
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:21,282
- Sir, that's... that's amazing.
- Yes, it is. For me.
302
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,786
Abby.
303
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,387
You've written every word
304
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,024
I've spoken in public
for the past two years.
305
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:30,591
And I think I know
you well enough
306
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,828
to know when
something's not right.
307
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:36,464
And with campaign season
right around the corner,
308
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:39,400
everything has to be.
309
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,403
So, my campaign manager is
bringing in Avery Gordon.
310
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:46,074
- Avery Gordon. That's amazing.
- Yes.
311
00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:49,343
Again, for me.
312
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,815
Sir, are you firing me?
313
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:55,083
Well, technically, Cindy
from HR will do that,
314
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:58,686
but, yeah, I'm letting you go.
315
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:01,522
Take care of your
personal life, Abby.
316
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,524
The writing will come back.
317
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:07,662
Oh... So, so that's it then?
318
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,630
Well, there's quite
a bit of paperwork
319
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,699
you'll need to
fill out, but yeah.
320
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:12,868
Right.
321
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,104
CAPOZZI: Oh, and, Abby, one
more thing before you go.
322
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,573
Shred this for me, will you?
323
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:22,743
Run it twice through. We
can't risk it getting Argoed.
324
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:24,012
That would be bad.
325
00:17:24,046 --> 00:17:26,647
Yes. For you.
326
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:31,552
(ABBY GROANS)
327
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:36,992
My life is over. I've wanted
this job for 20 years.
328
00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:39,760
You wanted to be a speech
writer since you were seven?
329
00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:40,929
Now it's gone.
330
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:44,132
All because my fiancé slept
with Kenzie fucking Scott.
331
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:47,735
Hey, you're gonna
get through this, OK?
332
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,873
We just gotta figure out
what the next step is.
333
00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:52,140
I was thinking that too,
334
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:54,542
so I started coming
up with a new list.
335
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,645
- OK, good.
- Grease fire. Pool of acid.
336
00:17:57,678 --> 00:18:01,449
- Wood chipper...
- "Ways Matt should die?"
337
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:02,516
How is this productive?
338
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,019
There's some good
ideas on there.
339
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:07,089
"Trial by combat
with The Mountain?"
340
00:18:07,122 --> 00:18:08,957
This is not productive.
341
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:12,627
Remember when Sam
broke up with me?
342
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,796
I was hung up on her for
weeks. But I got over it.
343
00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:17,933
You still masturbate to
her porn doppelgänger.
344
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,701
And it's been really helpful
with the grieving process.
345
00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:23,738
Leave the bottle. People
don't do that in real life.
346
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,709
You know what?
347
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:31,813
Maybe you just need to get
away for a little while.
348
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:33,681
How about you come
stay with me in LA?
349
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:37,219
I can't go to LA. I'm getting
married in three weeks.
350
00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:40,188
Are we still doing that?
351
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:45,060
(SIGHS) I don't know. We just
have so much history together.
352
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:48,529
I guess I'm just not ready
to call off the wedding.
353
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:52,067
Then don't, and
come stay with me.
354
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:56,537
I mean, what better way to clear
your mind and figure things out?
355
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,007
Besides, when was the last
time you even took a vacation?
356
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,877
Chloe, I had a job. I
couldn't just tell my boss
357
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,512
"Hey, I'm taking time
off to unwind and relax.
358
00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,614
Hope my job's there
when I get back."
359
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,684
That is literally
what a vacation is.
360
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:10,886
Oh.
361
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:16,524
(SIGHS) Abby, I think this
could be really good for you.
362
00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:18,492
You're doing this.
363
00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:22,831
- OK, fine.
- Yes!
364
00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,566
Wow. I didn't think
that was gonna work.
365
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:26,467
- Great.
- Whoo!
366
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,470
(♪ "EVERYDAY SATURDAY"
BY SANDFLOWER)
367
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,727
Abby, it's Matt
again. I'm so sorry.
368
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,998
Please, I just need
to hear your voice.
369
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:04,072
Al fresco. You can't really do
that year-round in New York.
370
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:06,741
Perfect weather...
371
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:11,913
A plant wall. I'm already
getting positive vibes here.
372
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,951
Hey. Everything OK?
373
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,487
Soup's cold.
374
00:20:19,955 --> 00:20:22,024
It's gazpacho.
375
00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:24,026
Well, then it's too hot.
376
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,694
Come on, Abby.
377
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,795
I promise this trip
378
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:30,866
will help you clear your
mind if you just let it.
379
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:35,736
In fact, this is
gonna be our spot.
380
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,140
You and I are coming
here every day.
381
00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:48,682
You know what? This place sucks.
382
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:50,718
- Maybe we should just...
- No, it's totally fine.
383
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,855
It's not like the
billboard fucked my fiancé.
384
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:02,030
You really... She doesn't eat
carbs. Sorry, guys, sorry.
385
00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:05,834
- Can we get some more bread?
- OK, let's go.
386
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,870
We'll pay for that.
387
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:14,142
(SIGHS) Indoor dining.
This is where it's at.
388
00:21:14,176 --> 00:21:19,815
More intimate, no large signage,
the acoustics are predictable.
389
00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:24,052
- Are you sure you're OK?
- (SNIFFS)
390
00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:26,354
Wait, did you take
another one of those pills
391
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,223
I gave you on the plane?
392
00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:31,993
Yeah, I'm OK. I'm way OK.
393
00:21:32,027 --> 00:21:33,061
- Uh...
- It's fine.
394
00:21:33,095 --> 00:21:37,099
Oh, OK, um, we are gonna
go. We're gonna go home.
395
00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:38,834
- Shh.
- Oh.
396
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:42,770
OK, we are going now. Let's go.
397
00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:47,708
Psst. It's Nick Viall.
398
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:51,679
Great. The guy from The
Bachelor. Can we please go?
399
00:21:51,712 --> 00:21:52,746
Maybe Matt's right.
400
00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,716
Maybe I should sleep with
a celebrity on my list.
401
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,120
CHLOE: Why are you talking
to a complete stranger?
402
00:21:59,287 --> 00:22:01,223
What would you even say to him?
403
00:22:01,256 --> 00:22:03,158
I'm a speech writer.
404
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:08,263
Sorry, was that
the entire answer?
405
00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:10,731
I happen to be a
ninja with words.
406
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,269
Abby, you write speeches about
curbing carbon emissions.
407
00:22:14,302 --> 00:22:17,705
The only guy that gets
turned on by that is Al Gore,
408
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,341
not the guy from The Bachelor.
409
00:22:19,374 --> 00:22:21,143
Hey, are you guys
ready to order?
410
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:22,186
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Excuse me, sir,
411
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,946
do you see that fine
gentleman just over yonder?
412
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,715
- She's British?
- You mean Nick Viall?
413
00:22:27,748 --> 00:22:31,119
- Do you think I have a shot?
- A shot at what?
414
00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:32,954
You know...
415
00:22:32,988 --> 00:22:36,958
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- Oh. Oh, uh... Oh.
416
00:22:36,992 --> 00:22:38,160
- Sexual intercourse.
- Yeah.
417
00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:43,899
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Celebrities
are just like normal people.
418
00:22:43,932 --> 00:22:44,900
Cool.
419
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:46,902
We're just gonna need
a minute to go over...
420
00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:48,702
- Oh.
- Her life choices.
421
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:50,771
- Yeah, take your time.
- Thanks.
422
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,740
- Chloe, this is happening.
- Oh, God.
423
00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:54,775
I have three weeks
before my wedding,
424
00:22:54,809 --> 00:22:57,045
I'm gonna sleep with a
celebrity from my list.
425
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:59,181
That is a super-weird
thing to say.
426
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:00,415
- Here I go.
- Oh.
427
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:02,918
- Ooh.
- OK.
428
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:09,090
Please don't grab a flower.
Please don't grab a flower.
429
00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:12,760
- Excuse me.
- And she grabbed the flower.
430
00:23:13,428 --> 00:23:14,963
(SIGHS)
431
00:23:16,364 --> 00:23:18,333
- Nick.
- Oh, boy.
432
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:20,068
Will you accept this rose?
433
00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:22,137
That's a daisy.
434
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:26,474
- You're so funny.
- Well, I know my flowers.
435
00:23:26,508 --> 00:23:29,211
Well, I just wanted
to come over here
436
00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:31,346
and let you know that...
437
00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:34,849
you are on my list.
438
00:23:34,883 --> 00:23:38,320
- Your what now?
- You know, my free-pass list.
439
00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:40,088
Like we could...
440
00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:45,026
Oh, your list. Wow, this
is really happening.
441
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:48,063
Um, I don't mean to be rude.
442
00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:52,234
But thanks but no, thanks.
I'm kinda off the market.
443
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:54,903
See, that's the great
thing about the list.
444
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:57,939
- Hm-hmm.
- Nobody gets in trouble.
445
00:23:57,973 --> 00:23:59,941
I really don't want to
know what that means.
446
00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:01,452
It means I'm here for
the right reasons.
447
00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:02,210
OK.
448
00:24:02,244 --> 00:24:05,513
- And the wrong ones.
- OK, um...
449
00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:08,183
I think this might
actually be working.
450
00:24:08,216 --> 00:24:11,186
I told you. They're just
like everybody else.
451
00:24:11,219 --> 00:24:13,388
Wouldn't you have to
be on my list too?
452
00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:15,023
Are you saying I'm on your list?
453
00:24:15,056 --> 00:24:18,193
- I'm saying you're on a list.
- (LAUGHS)
454
00:24:18,593 --> 00:24:19,861
Except for her.
455
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,964
That is Nick's girlfriend and
she is not like everybody else.
456
00:24:22,998 --> 00:24:24,866
- Hon.
- What's going on here?
457
00:24:24,899 --> 00:24:26,534
- Hey. This is, uh...
- Looks like fun.
458
00:24:26,568 --> 00:24:29,871
- Abby!
- Her? What do you mean?
459
00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:32,207
That's Leyna Stone. She once
stabbed a waiter with a fork
460
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,342
because she didn't like the
way he poured her water.
461
00:24:34,376 --> 00:24:37,045
- Come on, that can't be true.
- Oh, yeah? It can't be true?
462
00:24:37,078 --> 00:24:41,149
- Look at this.
- Oh, shit!
463
00:24:41,182 --> 00:24:45,053
Abby was just trying
to sell me candy.
464
00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:47,389
Uh, no, I was
trying to screw you.
465
00:24:47,422 --> 00:24:49,057
Yeah, you were.
466
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:50,959
- Ten dollars for MandMs.
- OK.
467
00:24:50,992 --> 00:24:52,294
I'll melt in your hand
468
00:24:52,327 --> 00:24:53,204
- and your mouth.
- OK.
469
00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:55,297
- Hmm.
- And I'm done covering for you.
470
00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:58,166
All right, are you seriously
trying to sleep with my man?
471
00:24:58,199 --> 00:24:59,367
(LAUGHS)
472
00:24:59,401 --> 00:25:01,579
Ah, well, they don't call me
"Downtown Abby" for nothing.
473
00:25:01,603 --> 00:25:04,372
- I thought it was "Downton".
- Let's go to the fantasy suite.
474
00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:06,941
All right. Can somebody
get me a fork please?
475
00:25:06,975 --> 00:25:08,943
- I'm going in.
- Yeah.
476
00:25:08,977 --> 00:25:12,180
Leyna. Nick. Hi. Real
big fan of your journey.
477
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:15,183
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm just
gonna steal her away for a sec.
478
00:25:15,216 --> 00:25:17,452
- Thank you so much.
- Just a second.
479
00:25:17,485 --> 00:25:18,620
What are you doing?
480
00:25:18,653 --> 00:25:21,089
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- I'm embarrassing myself?
481
00:25:21,122 --> 00:25:23,024
You know what? That's
it. I've seen enough.
482
00:25:23,058 --> 00:25:26,461
I think I should give
you guys some... Oh!
483
00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:29,331
- I am so sorry.
- LEYNA: Oh, my God.
484
00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:32,167
I wouldn't worry. It's just
water, it'll come right out.
485
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,402
- It's not even on me.
- It's on me.
486
00:25:34,436 --> 00:25:35,379
It's on me, babe. Come on.
487
00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:37,906
Eye contact. We talked
about this in therapy.
488
00:25:37,939 --> 00:25:40,041
- I love you.
- OK.
489
00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,911
You look great.
490
00:25:42,944 --> 00:25:45,246
Real ninja with
those words there.
491
00:25:46,548 --> 00:25:49,617
Hey. I think you guys left this.
492
00:25:49,651 --> 00:25:52,887
- Um, that's not ours.
- It's not?
493
00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:55,590
Shit. I think I just
stole Leyna Stone's purse.
494
00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:57,992
I'm sure Leyna has
plenty of purses.
495
00:25:58,026 --> 00:25:59,894
Oh, yeah. Is she gonna be OK?
496
00:25:59,928 --> 00:26:01,363
Yeah, she's fine.
We owe you one.
497
00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:05,467
Well, for what it's worth,
I did think you had a shot.
498
00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:08,203
Thanks.
499
00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:11,106
- I should go back in there.
- No!
500
00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:12,040
God, no.
501
00:26:12,073 --> 00:26:15,877
- It's OK. That way.
- Thank you so much.
502
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:22,050
CHLOE: OK.
503
00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:31,259
Hi! Let's just go over the
changes you emailed me, OK?
504
00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:34,396
Um, so you want to
incorporate some darker hues.
505
00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:35,697
Shouldn't be a problem.
506
00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:39,501
You want straight vodka
for the champagne toast.
507
00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:41,269
I like your style, girl.
508
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:43,138
And then you want to
walk down the aisle
509
00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:46,541
to Taylor Swift's "We Are
Never Getting Back Together".
510
00:26:46,574 --> 00:26:48,977
- Ever.
- Excuse me?
511
00:26:49,010 --> 00:26:51,279
"We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together."
512
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:55,583
Oh, of course. Yeah, of
course. "Never Ever." Got it.
513
00:26:55,617 --> 00:26:57,185
Hi. She's gonna
call you right back.
514
00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:59,454
You're doing a great job.
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
515
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:03,057
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- I love the gardenias. OK, bye.
516
00:27:03,091 --> 00:27:07,128
Hey, no more drunk emailing
the wedding planner.
517
00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:10,231
- I can't help it, Chloe.
- TV: for you this morning.
518
00:27:10,265 --> 00:27:14,569
Kenzie Scott is in the studio.
519
00:27:14,602 --> 00:27:18,640
So, everyone's talking
about that cave scene.
520
00:27:18,673 --> 00:27:20,108
Hm-hmm, yep.
521
00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:21,676
- It's not for the squeamish.
- Shit.
522
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:24,078
- No.
- KENZIE: Which includes me.
523
00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:26,114
You know, I get light-headed
from a paper cut.
524
00:27:26,147 --> 00:27:28,483
Oh, let's just move
these away then.
525
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:31,052
(LAUGHS)
526
00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:36,124
- So, I hear you're single now.
- Hm-hmm.
527
00:27:36,157 --> 00:27:40,061
And we all want to know,
what's Kenzie Scott's type?
528
00:27:40,094 --> 00:27:44,532
Oh, well, I wouldn't
say I have a type.
529
00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:49,637
I do usually go for, you
know, tall, athletic...
530
00:27:49,671 --> 00:27:55,376
Gotta have a sense of humor.
Am I right? Oh, and, um...
531
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:57,111
(GROANS)
532
00:27:57,145 --> 00:28:02,617
I love it when a guy
is in a relationship.
533
00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:06,221
Especially if he's engaged.
534
00:28:06,254 --> 00:28:11,426
There is just nothing hotter
than sleeping with a guy
535
00:28:11,459 --> 00:28:16,097
whose fiancé is
totally clueless.
536
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:19,734
Oh, and the best part
is when she finds out
537
00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:23,371
at her own bridal shower.
538
00:28:23,404 --> 00:28:25,573
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
539
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,043
Right, Abby?
540
00:28:30,678 --> 00:28:33,281
- Huh.
- CHLOE: Abby...
541
00:28:33,314 --> 00:28:35,517
Abby. Abby!
542
00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:38,419
Are we good on the self-torture?
543
00:28:38,453 --> 00:28:39,554
Am I right?
544
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:43,157
Do you really think I had
a chance with Nick Viall?
545
00:28:43,691 --> 00:28:45,393
Uh, sure.
546
00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:49,397
In some alternate universe where
you don't OD on sleeping pills
547
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:53,268
and Leyna Stone doesn't
try to kill you. Why?
548
00:28:53,301 --> 00:28:56,538
Well, everything's always been
about either my job or Matt.
549
00:28:56,571 --> 00:29:00,141
Maybe it's time I finally
do something for myself.
550
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,410
What are you saying?
551
00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:04,479
I have four names
left on this list.
552
00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:07,148
If I'm going to sleep
with a celebrity,
553
00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:09,484
we better get started.
554
00:29:09,517 --> 00:29:11,753
This just got sexy.
555
00:29:11,786 --> 00:29:13,588
- Ooh!
- CHLOE: Oh, yeah.
556
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:18,827
OK, first things first.
557
00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:20,695
As hard as it is to
become a celebrity,
558
00:29:20,728 --> 00:29:22,564
it's even harder
to sleep with one.
559
00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:24,465
Right.
560
00:29:24,499 --> 00:29:27,402
The point is, we need
a damn good plan.
561
00:29:27,435 --> 00:29:30,705
I'm talking Navy Seals storming
the Bin Laden compound.
562
00:29:30,738 --> 00:29:31,840
(MIMICS GUNSHOTS)
563
00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:33,474
This has to be surgical.
564
00:29:33,508 --> 00:29:36,177
Yes. If only we
knew someone in LA
565
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,680
who gets paid to work
with A-list celebrities.
566
00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:40,715
We are not calling Sam.
567
00:29:40,748 --> 00:29:42,250
Your ex-girlfriend
is a talent agent.
568
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,785
We're trying to
sleep with talent.
569
00:29:43,819 --> 00:29:45,720
We don't need help.
570
00:29:45,753 --> 00:29:49,123
Did Luke Skywalker need help
to blow up the Death Star?
571
00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:52,760
Yes. From Han Solo and,
like, 30 X-wing fighters.
572
00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:53,637
Not to mention the old guy
573
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,597
who basically told
him when to shoot.
574
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:59,500
OK, just... Just trust me, OK?
575
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:02,604
Remind me. Who else
is on your list?
576
00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:03,771
Mac West.
577
00:30:03,806 --> 00:30:05,239
WOMAN: Action star Mac West
578
00:30:05,273 --> 00:30:07,375
is blowing up the
box office yet again
579
00:30:07,408 --> 00:30:10,478
with his new flick "I'm
Dead When I Say I'm Dead".
580
00:30:10,511 --> 00:30:13,615
Just know, I'm out
here getting it done.
581
00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:14,850
(THUNDER)
582
00:30:14,883 --> 00:30:17,685
Was that thunder?
Y'all heard that?
583
00:30:17,719 --> 00:30:19,387
Cooper Grant.
584
00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:21,222
Sexiest Man on
Earth Cooper Grant
585
00:30:21,255 --> 00:30:23,391
was spotted on the
red carpet last night
586
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,893
sans his sidekick Ari Miller,
587
00:30:24,927 --> 00:30:28,363
sparking rumors of a rift
between these two best buddies.
588
00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:30,365
Avon.
589
00:30:30,398 --> 00:30:32,667
Emo rapper Avon is on
the top of the charts
590
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,402
and taking out the trash
591
00:30:34,435 --> 00:30:38,473
with his sleeper hit "Stare
You Down To Doggtown".
592
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:43,511
And of course, Oscar Isaac.
593
00:30:43,544 --> 00:30:46,514
Abby, we need someone
more attainable.
594
00:30:46,547 --> 00:30:50,618
Uh, well, there's
always Jack Black.
595
00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:51,686
Still vetoed.
596
00:30:53,956 --> 00:30:55,189
(SIGHS)
597
00:30:55,223 --> 00:30:59,527
We're gonna need more coffee.
This is gonna be a long night.
598
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,163
(♪ "NO REGULAS" BY SANDFLOWER)
599
00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:09,170
Hm-hmm.
600
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:50,611
I find it kinda weird you had
all this yarn in your apartment.
601
00:32:04,893 --> 00:32:07,762
What... What are you doing?
602
00:32:08,864 --> 00:32:10,631
It's six a.m.
603
00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:12,500
Check it out.
604
00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:15,871
That is Oscar Isaac on
his
605
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:19,640
So, if you want to get "Inside
Llewyn Davis", we gotta move.
606
00:32:23,045 --> 00:32:24,512
OK.
607
00:32:25,646 --> 00:32:28,583
I don't see him. What
exactly is the plan?
608
00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:31,419
It's fine. We have six
other studios to try.
609
00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:32,386
If he doesn't show up,
610
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:35,256
we'll just sneak out
before the class starts.
611
00:32:36,324 --> 00:32:38,493
Go ahead and claim
a bike, girls.
612
00:32:38,526 --> 00:32:42,597
- Actually, we were just leaving.
- Sure you were.
613
00:32:44,365 --> 00:32:46,768
Come on, ladies, hop on.
614
00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:52,007
Girls, I have never had
a quitter in my class
615
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,809
and I'm not about
to start today.
616
00:32:55,811 --> 00:32:57,578
All right, everybody...
617
00:32:58,046 --> 00:33:00,782
it's time to grind.
618
00:33:00,816 --> 00:33:02,283
Sorry.
619
00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:09,590
How do you get your feet in?
620
00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:20,334
Let's push it.
621
00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:22,537
Only 40 minutes left.
622
00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:25,473
Forty minutes? Are
we time traveling?
623
00:33:25,506 --> 00:33:27,575
INSTRUCTOR: That's
40 opportunities
624
00:33:27,608 --> 00:33:30,778
to do better than the
loser you are right now.
625
00:33:30,813 --> 00:33:35,516
We're not moving. We're just
here. We're never leaving.
626
00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:36,484
Mommy!
627
00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:39,822
INSTRUCTOR: You're the
hill. You're the hill.
628
00:33:39,855 --> 00:33:41,957
And climb. And climb.
629
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:44,425
- Time.
- Oh.
630
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:47,495
Oh, God. OK.
631
00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:50,498
- Come on.
- What? Why are you stopping?
632
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:52,935
Next class starts
in five minutes.
633
00:33:52,968 --> 00:33:54,803
Oh, legs weren't ready.
634
00:34:11,419 --> 00:34:13,521
MALE INSTRUCTOR:
Press in. Press in!
635
00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:15,356
You're not pressing in.
636
00:34:17,758 --> 00:34:19,094
Wake up!
637
00:34:19,127 --> 00:34:21,362
You're a bad, bad man.
638
00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:26,767
MALE INSTRUCTOR: If you chose
easy, you chose the wrong door.
639
00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:31,672
(SCREAMS)
640
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,153
Glad to see you girls
are back for round two.
641
00:34:45,187 --> 00:34:48,023
Uh-uh. What did I
say about quitters?
642
00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:50,092
Hey. My favorite customers.
643
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,193
Hey.
644
00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:53,761
I didn't really peg you
guys as the spinning types.
645
00:34:53,794 --> 00:34:57,132
Are you kidding? This is
our fifth class today.
646
00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:58,133
We love health.
647
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:00,801
Nice. I try and take
this class every week.
648
00:35:00,836 --> 00:35:03,537
- But it's hard to get a bike.
- Why's that?
649
00:35:03,571 --> 00:35:06,174
Oscar Isaac joins
this class sometimes.
650
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,577
But he's not here this
week so... lucky you.
651
00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:16,450
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Lucky us.
652
00:35:17,085 --> 00:35:20,688
All right, everyone. Mount up.
653
00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:25,526
Lucky number five. (LAUGHS)
654
00:35:25,559 --> 00:35:27,029
- Oh, OK.
- OK.
655
00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:28,864
(MOANS)
656
00:35:29,563 --> 00:35:31,967
- Yay.
- (LAUGHS)
657
00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,541
Your feet aren't
even in the pedals.
658
00:35:40,574 --> 00:35:43,444
You're literally not
moving your legs.
659
00:35:46,982 --> 00:35:49,717
And time.
660
00:35:51,987 --> 00:35:53,788
Great job, Jake.
661
00:35:56,557 --> 00:35:58,659
I think you guy's
bike was broken.
662
00:35:58,693 --> 00:36:00,862
It says you only moved 40 feet.
663
00:36:03,597 --> 00:36:04,967
Oh, shoot.
664
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,968
(LAUGHS)
665
00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:08,103
Hey, do you still owe me one?
666
00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:12,207
Oh, I can't, I'm sorry. I
have to go ice my vagina.
667
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,576
- But maybe she can.
- Well...
668
00:36:15,609 --> 00:36:16,979
My friend was
supposed to help me
669
00:36:17,012 --> 00:36:18,113
with some photography work
670
00:36:18,146 --> 00:36:20,614
but he just canceled.
671
00:36:20,648 --> 00:36:23,584
What exactly do
you need me to do?
672
00:36:28,924 --> 00:36:30,959
You're up, New York.
Let's see what you got.
673
00:36:30,993 --> 00:36:34,262
All right, folks, can I have
everyone take a few steps back?
674
00:36:34,296 --> 00:36:37,966
We need to clear this
one area. Thank you.
675
00:36:41,569 --> 00:36:42,871
(MESSAGE TONE)
676
00:36:45,107 --> 00:36:46,274
Excuse me, ma'am?
677
00:36:46,308 --> 00:36:49,945
Is this the part of the tour
where we can ask questions?
678
00:36:49,978 --> 00:36:50,912
Uh, what?
679
00:36:50,946 --> 00:36:54,116
Who was the first star
on the Walk of Fame?
680
00:36:54,149 --> 00:36:59,187
Great question. That would
be Marilyn Monroe in 1957.
681
00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:01,023
Part of Hollywood's celebration
682
00:37:01,056 --> 00:37:04,092
of strong female leads
in American cinema.
683
00:37:04,126 --> 00:37:07,062
Says here it was
director Stanley Kramer.
684
00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:09,898
- Where'd you get that thing?
- All right, I think I got it.
685
00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:12,600
All right, folks. Uh, thank
you for your patience.
686
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,669
Feel free to walk around,
take in the sights.
687
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:18,907
And you might want to
return that guidebook.
688
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:22,911
(CAMERA CLICKS)
689
00:37:24,246 --> 00:37:26,781
So you let some air
in, cork the bottle,
690
00:37:26,815 --> 00:37:28,716
and then give it as a souvenir?
691
00:37:28,749 --> 00:37:30,651
Yeah, that's what
the pictures are for.
692
00:37:30,684 --> 00:37:34,056
- So, you're selling air?
- No, I'm selling a novelty.
693
00:37:34,089 --> 00:37:35,957
- Made of air.
- OK, listen.
694
00:37:35,991 --> 00:37:38,860
People are always rushing
from place to place.
695
00:37:38,894 --> 00:37:40,728
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
696
00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:42,831
literally take in
the air around you,
697
00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:44,332
and you can preserve the moments
698
00:37:44,366 --> 00:37:46,101
that you want to
hold on to forever.
699
00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:48,336
You've rehearsed that
before, haven't you?
700
00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:50,939
Like, a thousand
times. How'd it sound?
701
00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:52,040
Impressive.
702
00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:54,608
Good. I've been using it at
all of my pitch meetings.
703
00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:56,677
Wow. Any luck?
704
00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:57,889
They want to launch in New York,
705
00:37:57,913 --> 00:38:00,082
but it turns out there's
all this red tape
706
00:38:00,115 --> 00:38:01,383
for using images of landmarks.
707
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:05,220
Yeah, they can be pretty
strict about that.
708
00:38:05,253 --> 00:38:10,591
OK, so I gotta ask, the thing
at the café the other day...
709
00:38:11,293 --> 00:38:13,395
My fiancé slept
with Kenzie Scott.
710
00:38:13,428 --> 00:38:15,696
Kenzie... The
actress Kenzie Scott?
711
00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:16,908
She was on his free-pass list.
712
00:38:16,932 --> 00:38:19,234
And apparently he took it more
seriously than I expected.
713
00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:22,703
And so now you want to get
with someone on your list?
714
00:38:22,736 --> 00:38:25,706
When you say it like that...
715
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:27,675
I just think when
your heart's broken,
716
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,277
you'll try anything
to make it whole.
717
00:38:29,311 --> 00:38:33,348
Oh, no, yeah, no, I get it.
My first love broke my heart.
718
00:38:33,381 --> 00:38:35,917
- Oh.
- I'll never forget it.
719
00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,886
- I was in third grade.
- (LAUGHS)
720
00:38:37,919 --> 00:38:39,087
I'm serious. Cheryl Conley.
721
00:38:39,121 --> 00:38:41,823
We were supposed to meet me
by the slide during recess.
722
00:38:41,857 --> 00:38:43,859
I searched the entire
playground for her.
723
00:38:43,892 --> 00:38:48,029
And I found her holding Jared
Kay's hands on the swing set.
724
00:38:48,063 --> 00:38:50,198
I haven't been on
a swing set since.
725
00:38:50,232 --> 00:38:51,399
That is tragic.
726
00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:54,702
So, uh, who else
is on your list?
727
00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:56,180
I'm not going through
my list with you.
728
00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:58,706
Why not? We could go back
to Hollywood Boulevard.
729
00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:00,118
- (PHONE RINGS)
- You could practice
730
00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:03,178
on a celebrity impersonator.
I could be your wingman.
731
00:39:03,211 --> 00:39:05,147
- Hey, Chloe.
- Hey. OK.
732
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,281
So, I did some research
733
00:39:06,314 --> 00:39:08,292
and it turns out Cooper Grant
is huge into CrossFit...
734
00:39:08,316 --> 00:39:12,120
Chloe, Chloe, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, I just...
735
00:39:12,154 --> 00:39:16,091
- I don't think it's working.
- Yeah, you're right.
736
00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:19,828
Back to the drawing board.
I'll pick up some more yarn.
737
00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:22,063
Actually, I made an
executive decision
738
00:39:22,097 --> 00:39:24,933
and called in some
reinforcements.
739
00:39:26,301 --> 00:39:27,801
No, you didn't.
740
00:39:28,203 --> 00:39:29,271
(ABBY HANGS UP)
741
00:39:29,304 --> 00:39:32,207
No, no, no, no, no.
742
00:39:33,475 --> 00:39:36,077
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
743
00:39:36,111 --> 00:39:38,813
I'm just gonna send
this email really quick.
744
00:39:40,949 --> 00:39:42,783
(CHUCKLES)
745
00:39:42,817 --> 00:39:45,686
Don't rush me, don't
rush me. Hold on.
746
00:39:47,055 --> 00:39:49,790
All right, just one
second, one second.
747
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:51,493
Just gotta send this email.
748
00:39:51,526 --> 00:39:55,931
OK. What exactly do you
guys need my help with?
749
00:39:55,964 --> 00:40:00,502
Oh. First of all, we
don't need your help.
750
00:40:00,535 --> 00:40:04,406
We are perfectly capable,
strong, independent women
751
00:40:04,439 --> 00:40:06,508
and I'm doing just
fine on my own.
752
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:08,810
Are we still talking
about my thing?
753
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,512
Yeah, let's do you first.
754
00:40:10,545 --> 00:40:12,447
Right. OK, so you
know how we made
755
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,182
those celebrity free-pass lists?
756
00:40:14,216 --> 00:40:17,485
- Well, Matt slept with his.
- Like, under his pillow?
757
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:21,489
No, no, he didn't
sleep with his list.
758
00:40:21,523 --> 00:40:25,827
- He slept with Kenzie Scott.
- You're kidding.
759
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:29,030
So now I need to sleep with
a celebrity on my list.
760
00:40:29,064 --> 00:40:31,900
That's so shallow.
I love this for you.
761
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,868
And I need your help.
762
00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:38,440
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no.
763
00:40:38,473 --> 00:40:41,543
Sam, you're a talent agent.
764
00:40:41,576 --> 00:40:44,246
So you know how one might
get in the same room
765
00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:46,514
as, say, Cooper Grant.
766
00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:48,416
Cooper Grant? Yes.
Half the population
767
00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:49,560
is trying to sleep with him.
768
00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:51,853
The other half is
trying to fuck him.
769
00:40:51,886 --> 00:40:54,522
There are more achievable
names on the list.
770
00:40:54,556 --> 00:40:56,358
- Who?
- Don't say Jack Black.
771
00:40:57,158 --> 00:40:58,827
Mac West.
772
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:01,029
I love you guys,
but good luck. Bye.
773
00:41:01,062 --> 00:41:03,764
Make sure Rachel validates you.
774
00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:07,768
I told you she couldn't do it.
775
00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,538
Excuse me?
776
00:41:10,572 --> 00:41:13,041
Oh, uh, nothing. I
was just telling Abby
777
00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:16,211
that there's no way you can
get to someone on that list
778
00:41:16,244 --> 00:41:18,546
because you're not
powerful enough to do it.
779
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:20,181
Hold on.
780
00:41:21,316 --> 00:41:22,326
I can get to these people.
781
00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:24,552
I can get inside these
people if I wanted to.
782
00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:28,390
- That's not the problem.
- So, what's the problem?
783
00:41:28,423 --> 00:41:30,158
The problem, Chloe, is
784
00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:33,061
I don't want to be an accessory
to celebrity stalking.
785
00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:35,297
OK. We're wasting
our time here.
786
00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:36,564
Wait. Wait, just wait.
787
00:41:36,598 --> 00:41:39,800
Everybody just relax.
Just take a breath.
788
00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:42,170
(SIGHS)
789
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,877
I happen to know Mac West is
in town filming a commercial.
790
00:41:49,577 --> 00:41:51,012
(GRUNTS)
791
00:41:51,046 --> 00:41:53,048
But you can't just
walk onto the set.
792
00:41:53,081 --> 00:41:57,986
OK. Why don't you make her,
like, a writer or something?
793
00:41:58,019 --> 00:41:59,521
Sure, Chloe, I'll
make her a writer.
794
00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:01,189
And tomorrow, I'll
have her producing,
795
00:42:01,222 --> 00:42:03,925
directing and starring
in the next Bond film.
796
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,493
- We'd like that.
- Cool.
797
00:42:05,527 --> 00:42:07,195
Oh, my God. You're so adorable.
798
00:42:07,228 --> 00:42:09,064
The AD there happens
to owe me a favor.
799
00:42:09,097 --> 00:42:10,632
I can probably get
you on set as a PA.
800
00:42:10,665 --> 00:42:14,469
- Great. What's a PA?
- You'll love it.
801
00:42:14,502 --> 00:42:15,870
This is our tenth
shoot together.
802
00:42:15,904 --> 00:42:17,014
You know what I like to see.
803
00:42:17,038 --> 00:42:19,407
- I won't let you down.
- New girl, where's my coffee?
804
00:42:19,441 --> 00:42:20,308
In your hand.
805
00:42:20,342 --> 00:42:22,077
Patty, what hand do
I drink coffee with?
806
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,478
- The left.
- Efficiency.
807
00:42:23,511 --> 00:42:25,480
If we waste time
doing this, we fail.
808
00:42:25,513 --> 00:42:26,948
Patty's the key PA on set.
809
00:42:26,981 --> 00:42:28,383
Follow her lead.
810
00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:31,653
Hey, I remember
my first day too.
811
00:42:31,686 --> 00:42:33,621
I've pretty much done
it all since then.
812
00:42:33,655 --> 00:42:36,024
I've been grip, key
grip, dolly grip.
813
00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,293
- Shit, I've even been grip grip.
- Grip grip?
814
00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:40,095
- I move the other grips around.
- Right.
815
00:42:40,128 --> 00:42:42,063
Stick with me, you'll be OK.
816
00:42:42,097 --> 00:42:46,000
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Absolutely, absolutely.
817
00:42:47,001 --> 00:42:49,170
OK, now real talk,
you little punk.
818
00:42:49,204 --> 00:42:51,639
You obviously knew
someone or blew someone
819
00:42:51,673 --> 00:42:53,641
in order to land a
PA job last minute,
820
00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:55,377
but I haven't been
doing this for 20 years
821
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:59,481
to be shown up by some
wannabe Greta Gerwig hot shot.
822
00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:04,686
Now, you stay out of my way or I
will sink you like the Titanic.
823
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,221
Capisce?
824
00:43:06,254 --> 00:43:08,390
Can we start over? My
name's Abby. And I...
825
00:43:08,423 --> 00:43:12,427
Abby? I don't like that name.
I'm gonna call you Short Stack.
826
00:43:13,561 --> 00:43:15,497
Uh, I'm... I'm average height.
827
00:43:15,530 --> 00:43:19,134
Uh, yeah, yeah. Soaking wet.
828
00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:21,002
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
829
00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:23,238
Oh, what foot was
that? Four foot?
830
00:43:25,306 --> 00:43:26,674
Get to work, Frodo.
831
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,176
Oh.
832
00:43:29,711 --> 00:43:32,247
I could dunk on her.
833
00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:37,018
(MESSAGE TONE)
834
00:43:48,163 --> 00:43:51,332
I wanna be able to eat
off of it, Short Stack.
835
00:43:52,267 --> 00:43:54,436
Why would you wanna
eat off a wheel?
836
00:43:54,469 --> 00:43:55,838
- What was that?
- What?
837
00:43:55,871 --> 00:43:58,606
WOMAN: Patty, I'm gonna need you
to get Mac to the set in five.
838
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,875
Copy that last transmission.
839
00:43:59,909 --> 00:44:03,344
Just need to deploy the wardrobe
and I will pick up Bald Eagle.
840
00:44:03,378 --> 00:44:04,946
Back to one.
841
00:44:08,116 --> 00:44:10,118
Who are these people?
842
00:44:10,452 --> 00:44:11,553
(SIGHS)
843
00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:26,067
- Hey. Uh...
- Oh.
844
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,602
Do you need a ride?
845
00:44:27,635 --> 00:44:29,204
Oh, I thought Patty
was driving me.
846
00:44:29,237 --> 00:44:32,740
(CHUCKLES) Well, Mr. West,
there's a new Patty in town.
847
00:44:32,774 --> 00:44:35,477
Hm. Your name's also Patty?
848
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:36,377
Uh, no. Well, I see
849
00:44:36,411 --> 00:44:39,280
how that actually
could've been confusing.
850
00:44:39,314 --> 00:44:42,116
I'm... I'm Abby, the other PA.
851
00:44:42,150 --> 00:44:43,418
Oh. Can I still call you Patty?
852
00:44:43,451 --> 00:44:46,521
- I don't think that's really...
- Thanks, Patty. You're a doll.
853
00:44:47,322 --> 00:44:49,757
OK. Um...
854
00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:52,460
You know, I have to
say, I'm a huge fan.
855
00:44:52,494 --> 00:44:55,363
I mean, when you jump
off of Pennington Tower
856
00:44:55,396 --> 00:44:56,197
just as it explodes
857
00:44:56,231 --> 00:44:58,032
and you're dangling
from the string.
858
00:44:58,066 --> 00:44:59,534
You've got this
huge firehouse...
859
00:44:59,567 --> 00:45:02,170
I do all my own stunts, Patty.
860
00:45:02,203 --> 00:45:04,105
Come on, I'll take you to set.
861
00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:06,708
- OK.
- (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
862
00:45:06,741 --> 00:45:07,685
MAC: Real Patty briefed you
863
00:45:07,709 --> 00:45:09,511
- on driving this thing, right?
- ABBY: Um...
864
00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:11,646
Whoa! Let's keep this
under a cool five.
865
00:45:11,679 --> 00:45:13,348
Uh, there's really
only one speed.
866
00:45:13,381 --> 00:45:16,117
Whoa, whoa! Speed bump,
speed bump, speed bump.
867
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:21,991
Let's note that
for the ride back.
868
00:45:24,827 --> 00:45:27,061
(COUGHS) This coffee
tastes different.
869
00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:28,229
That'd be my special blend.
870
00:45:28,263 --> 00:45:30,164
A dash of cinnamon
with some hazelnut.
871
00:45:30,198 --> 00:45:31,533
(COUGHS) Did you say hazelnut?
872
00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:32,467
You got that right.
873
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,802
It's my gammy's special
recipe, actually.
874
00:45:34,837 --> 00:45:36,738
Dash of cinnamon with
a little hazelnut.
875
00:45:36,771 --> 00:45:38,406
But it's really more
like a cup of...
876
00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,742
- I'm allergic to hazelnut.
- What?
877
00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:41,776
- (COUGHS)
- Uh...
878
00:45:41,810 --> 00:45:43,687
- I think my throat is closing.
- What do we do?
879
00:45:43,711 --> 00:45:45,848
- Do you have an EpiPen?
- No, but I have a Bic one.
880
00:45:45,881 --> 00:45:47,448
- A what?
- A Bic one.
881
00:45:47,482 --> 00:45:49,183
- A what?
- A Bic one.
882
00:45:49,217 --> 00:45:50,652
- Trach me.
- Trach you?
883
00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:51,854
I'm not traching you!
884
00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:54,522
- Come on, Patty! My throat...
- (SCREAMS) Oh, my God. OK.
885
00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:57,826
Oh, my God, this is
happening! One, two...
886
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,694
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Three!
887
00:45:59,727 --> 00:46:01,563
- Real Patty.
- I've got your EpiPen.
888
00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:03,698
- Assuming the position.
- (ABBY SCREAMS)
889
00:46:03,731 --> 00:46:04,766
(MAC COUGHS)
890
00:46:04,799 --> 00:46:07,168
I'm doubling up!
891
00:46:07,201 --> 00:46:11,506
- What is happening?
- (WAILS)
892
00:46:13,809 --> 00:46:17,078
(WHIMPERS)
893
00:46:21,316 --> 00:46:24,719
- ABBY: Oh, Chloe.
- CHLOE: Well...
894
00:46:24,752 --> 00:46:27,221
At least it didn't
mention your name.
895
00:46:28,423 --> 00:46:30,692
Is there a reason why
we're meeting Jake
896
00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:31,569
on some random street?
897
00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:34,429
ABBY: He said the
food is to die for.
898
00:46:37,498 --> 00:46:39,701
(GASPS)
899
00:46:39,734 --> 00:46:41,302
Whoa. OK...
900
00:46:41,336 --> 00:46:43,338
- Hey, guys.
- (GASPS) God.
901
00:46:43,371 --> 00:46:44,606
So, Celso is gonna whip us up
902
00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:46,875
some of the best
empanadas you've ever had.
903
00:46:46,909 --> 00:46:49,377
- You ready?
- Oh! So sorry, Celso.
904
00:46:49,410 --> 00:46:51,412
CHLOE: Yeah, we
didn't mean to assume.
905
00:46:51,446 --> 00:46:54,549
That's not Celso. We should go.
906
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,653
- Yeah.
- I kind of peed a little.
907
00:46:58,686 --> 00:47:00,521
Oh, yeah.
908
00:47:01,389 --> 00:47:02,223
Mm. Mm.
909
00:47:02,256 --> 00:47:03,625
- Mm!
- Mm!
910
00:47:03,658 --> 00:47:04,827
Holy shit.
911
00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:06,294
Oh, yay!
912
00:47:07,695 --> 00:47:08,763
Mm.
913
00:47:11,733 --> 00:47:14,369
It's almost as good as the
street meat in New York.
914
00:47:14,402 --> 00:47:15,269
Yes.
915
00:47:15,303 --> 00:47:17,806
Did you just compare
LA's best empanada
916
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,575
to something called street meat?
917
00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:21,609
Have you ever tried it?
918
00:47:21,643 --> 00:47:24,178
No. No, I've actually
never been to New York.
919
00:47:24,212 --> 00:47:25,279
- What?
- Wait.
920
00:47:25,313 --> 00:47:26,849
You're starting a
souvenir company
921
00:47:26,882 --> 00:47:27,816
and you've never been
922
00:47:27,850 --> 00:47:29,651
to the world's biggest
tourist destination?
923
00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:32,787
My parents traveled a
lot, just not with us.
924
00:47:32,821 --> 00:47:35,891
I always thought Sight Sealing
would sort of be my way
925
00:47:35,924 --> 00:47:37,525
to see the rest of the world.
926
00:47:37,558 --> 00:47:38,459
I'll tell ya what.
927
00:47:38,493 --> 00:47:39,928
When you make it to New York,
928
00:47:39,962 --> 00:47:42,563
I will be your
official tour guide.
929
00:47:43,431 --> 00:47:44,699
Deal.
930
00:47:46,634 --> 00:47:49,303
Didn't you get us lost
trying to find Central Park?
931
00:47:49,337 --> 00:47:51,339
- That was one time.
- The Central Park?
932
00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:52,808
- The big one?
- Yeah.
933
00:47:52,841 --> 00:47:54,475
Yeah, it's, like, in the center.
934
00:47:54,509 --> 00:47:56,812
- Whose side are you on?
- And it's a park.
935
00:47:56,845 --> 00:48:00,314
- (LAUGHS)
- One time. One time.
936
00:48:00,782 --> 00:48:02,417
That was one time!
937
00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:04,352
OK, I believe you. Jesus.
938
00:48:04,385 --> 00:48:06,889
(SHOUTS) Don't you dare.
939
00:48:06,922 --> 00:48:08,423
I need another one.
940
00:48:10,826 --> 00:48:12,360
Look at you, all smiles.
941
00:48:12,393 --> 00:48:14,696
They were really good empanadas.
942
00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:17,565
Right. Must be the empanadas.
943
00:48:17,598 --> 00:48:21,703
Nothing to do with the cute
guy who's clearly into you.
944
00:48:21,736 --> 00:48:23,571
We're just hanging out.
945
00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:26,842
Abby, I haven't seen that
look since your ninth birthday
946
00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:29,277
when you got that
Barbie Dream House.
947
00:48:29,310 --> 00:48:30,311
God, I loved that house.
948
00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:33,247
Here we go. Who ordered
the tres leches cake?
949
00:48:33,281 --> 00:48:35,017
- Oh, no, that's not ours.
- Shit.
950
00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:36,417
- She's kidding.
- Oh.
951
00:48:36,451 --> 00:48:37,986
I guess Chloe's can
go in the trash.
952
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,520
(IN SPANISH) Don't you dare!
953
00:48:39,554 --> 00:48:43,591
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh, uh, it's Sam. Hey.
954
00:48:46,461 --> 00:48:48,362
- Sam?
- My ex-girlfriend.
955
00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:49,998
She's, like, obsessed with me.
956
00:48:50,032 --> 00:48:54,402
I got you into the
A-List Film Awards.
957
00:48:54,435 --> 00:48:55,570
The ALFAs? Are you serious?
958
00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:58,740
Tomorrow, you will be at the
same event as Cooper Grant.
959
00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:01,409
So, am I in the
audience or something?
960
00:49:01,442 --> 00:49:03,745
Uh, yeah. Kind of.
961
00:49:03,778 --> 00:49:05,546
What do you mean, kind of?
962
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,849
(MESSAGE TONE)
963
00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:09,885
Your role as seat fillers
964
00:49:09,918 --> 00:49:13,521
is to do exactly as
the job title says.
965
00:49:13,554 --> 00:49:14,789
Fill seats.
966
00:49:15,991 --> 00:49:20,661
Take a look out at the theater.
Look at the theater. OK?
967
00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:25,767
See all those empty seats?
Those are the enemies.
968
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,569
But that makes you the...
969
00:49:29,805 --> 00:49:31,773
heroes.
970
00:49:31,807 --> 00:49:34,609
OK, well, before we run
some routes, I wanted to...
971
00:49:34,642 --> 00:49:37,378
Excuse me, are you
practicing sitting?
972
00:49:37,411 --> 00:49:39,413
Huh? No. Not me.
973
00:49:39,447 --> 00:49:42,350
- Do you not know how to sit?
- No, that was her.
974
00:49:42,383 --> 00:49:43,919
I don't know what
you're talking about.
975
00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:46,521
Let's go ahead and get ready
for tonight, all right?
976
00:49:46,554 --> 00:49:49,557
When I'm walking, you follow
me, all right? Come on!
977
00:49:59,001 --> 00:50:02,703
Thanks, again. Thank you.
978
00:50:04,405 --> 00:50:06,741
Wait. Shouldn't you
be at this thing?
979
00:50:06,774 --> 00:50:08,309
Yes.
980
00:50:08,844 --> 00:50:10,344
I should.
981
00:50:10,711 --> 00:50:11,847
Hmm.
982
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:15,683
Why am I so nervous?
983
00:50:15,716 --> 00:50:17,886
Do you want me to tell you
everything will be fine
984
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,023
or do you want a list of
things that could go wrong
985
00:50:21,056 --> 00:50:22,723
that are actually
making you nervous
986
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:25,493
because, I mean, I can
think of, like, 73 things...
987
00:50:25,526 --> 00:50:27,428
- Please stop talking.
- OK.
988
00:50:27,461 --> 00:50:29,965
MAN: We've got an open
next to Keanu. Keanu, OK?
989
00:50:29,998 --> 00:50:34,635
We got, uh, some squirming next
to Cooper Grant over here, OK?
990
00:50:34,669 --> 00:50:37,538
I see a possible bathroom
break happening here.
991
00:50:37,572 --> 00:50:39,975
Um, OK. Let's get into position.
992
00:50:40,008 --> 00:50:42,610
Who's on deck? OK.
993
00:50:44,478 --> 00:50:48,449
Hi. Uh, excuse me. Do you
mind if I take the next one?
994
00:50:48,482 --> 00:50:49,717
Short Stack.
995
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,521
Patty. You're a seat filler too?
You weren't at the rehearsal.
996
00:50:53,554 --> 00:50:55,157
Well, you can't
rehearse perfection.
997
00:50:55,190 --> 00:50:56,191
What are you doing here?
998
00:50:56,225 --> 00:50:58,593
I didn't realize they
hire booster seat fillers.
999
00:50:58,626 --> 00:51:00,728
- Seriously, I'm average height.
- Yeah.
1000
00:51:00,761 --> 00:51:03,131
What'd you get nominated
for? Best Short?
1001
00:51:03,165 --> 00:51:04,933
Let me show how
you it's done, kid.
1002
00:51:09,905 --> 00:51:11,940
Sorry, Patty.
1003
00:51:15,143 --> 00:51:17,778
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
1004
00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:20,514
- Oh, cute dress. Excuse me.
- Ow.
1005
00:51:20,548 --> 00:51:23,517
- Hello. Oops. Yeah. OK.
- Wow.
1006
00:51:23,551 --> 00:51:25,553
I'm gonna just...
1007
00:51:25,586 --> 00:51:29,423
All right. Oh. That's
your shoulder. Ooh, OK.
1008
00:51:29,457 --> 00:51:31,159
MAN: And now we bid farewell
1009
00:51:31,193 --> 00:51:34,662
to the bright stars we
lost this past year.
1010
00:51:40,468 --> 00:51:44,639
Uh, Stephen Mills.
I loved that guy.
1011
00:51:44,672 --> 00:51:47,675
- Huh?
- Oh, Stephen Mills.
1012
00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:49,945
Right.
1013
00:51:51,712 --> 00:51:53,849
Is that your acceptance speech?
1014
00:51:53,882 --> 00:51:57,685
Yes. But I doubt
I'll be reading it.
1015
00:51:57,718 --> 00:52:01,689
You're right. Denzel's
got this locked up.
1016
00:52:04,826 --> 00:52:06,794
(BOTH LAUGH)
1017
00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:10,464
I never really know what
to say in these things.
1018
00:52:10,498 --> 00:52:12,466
Well, um, if you need help,
1019
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,137
I'm... I'm kind
of a speechwriter.
1020
00:52:15,170 --> 00:52:16,305
- Oh, yeah?
- Hm-hmm.
1021
00:52:16,338 --> 00:52:19,707
When you're not dominating
musical chairs tournaments?
1022
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:22,077
A seat filler joke. That's good.
1023
00:52:22,110 --> 00:52:25,814
No, but really, I write speeches
for the Mayor of New York.
1024
00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:27,082
- Really?
- Hmm.
1025
00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:29,952
Wow. I love that guy's speeches.
1026
00:52:29,985 --> 00:52:31,853
- Really?
- WOMAN: Shh.
1027
00:52:38,659 --> 00:52:40,963
Well, Speechwriter...
1028
00:52:40,996 --> 00:52:44,066
maybe you can tell me
if this is any good.
1029
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,635
Keep in mind that, in
some alternate universe,
1030
00:52:47,668 --> 00:52:49,570
I may actually have
to give that speech...
1031
00:52:49,603 --> 00:52:51,572
I'd cut the last two lines.
1032
00:52:51,605 --> 00:52:54,176
- What?
- And move them to the front.
1033
00:52:54,209 --> 00:52:58,113
Uh, the first thing you say sets
the tone for the entire speech.
1034
00:52:58,146 --> 00:52:59,747
It's your hook.
1035
00:53:01,183 --> 00:53:03,986
Oh, and this. This is good.
1036
00:53:04,019 --> 00:53:06,855
Uh, do you have a pen?
1037
00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:10,258
MAN: And the nominees for Best
Actor in a Leading Role are...
1038
00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:14,729
- Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
- CHLOE: Oh, my God. That's her!
1039
00:53:14,762 --> 00:53:17,765
- How did she get next to him?
- That's it. It's done.
1040
00:53:17,798 --> 00:53:20,568
OK, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
1041
00:53:20,601 --> 00:53:22,603
I'm a glass-half-full kinda gal.
1042
00:53:22,636 --> 00:53:23,872
Oh, really?
1043
00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:25,673
You think sitting
next to someone
1044
00:53:25,706 --> 00:53:27,309
is halfway to
sleeping with them?
1045
00:53:27,342 --> 00:53:29,878
- What?
- Quarter full?
1046
00:53:29,911 --> 00:53:31,579
What?
1047
00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:34,883
- Denzel Washington...
- What? What?
1048
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:35,851
Get over there.
1049
00:53:35,884 --> 00:53:37,752
- I'm just kidding.
- And the ALFA goes to...
1050
00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,921
Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
1051
00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:43,058
(CHEERING)
1052
00:53:56,071 --> 00:53:59,707
- OK. She looks like his wife.
- We did it.
1053
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,642
- Wow.
- We did do it.
1054
00:54:07,816 --> 00:54:08,884
Wow.
1055
00:54:11,153 --> 00:54:12,988
(LAUGHS)
1056
00:54:13,021 --> 00:54:16,091
When I heard my name
just now, I thought,
1057
00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:18,894
"That's a weird way
to pronounce Denzel."
1058
00:54:18,927 --> 00:54:22,330
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1059
00:54:22,364 --> 00:54:24,266
So, this...
1060
00:54:24,299 --> 00:54:25,167
This one's for you.
1061
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,836
- I wrote that.
- Thank you very much.
1062
00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:31,873
(SIGHS)
1063
00:54:31,907 --> 00:54:34,608
- Hey, speechwriter.
- Hi.
1064
00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:38,579
- We did it.
- Ah!
1065
00:54:39,114 --> 00:54:41,216
Shall we celebrate?
1066
00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:43,285
- Yes.
- Come on.
1067
00:54:43,318 --> 00:54:46,288
Hi, Abby, it's Matt. I
think I just saw you on TV.
1068
00:54:46,321 --> 00:54:49,991
I'll do whatever it takes.
Please don't shut me out.
1069
00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:53,962
Well, this is my flat.
1070
00:54:55,729 --> 00:54:58,766
Looks pretty
three-dimensional to me.
1071
00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:01,735
Right. OK, I'm gonna
hang my jacket up.
1072
00:55:01,769 --> 00:55:03,905
- Be back in a second.
- OK.
1073
00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:19,421
- Bonjour, darling.
- Oh, my God.
1074
00:55:19,454 --> 00:55:22,723
Sorry. Didn't... Didn't
mean to startle you.
1075
00:55:24,226 --> 00:55:25,759
Or did I?
1076
00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:28,796
Ari Miller?
1077
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:31,433
Oh. You've heard of me?
1078
00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,735
Heard of you? Your movies
are hilarious. You've...
1079
00:55:34,768 --> 00:55:38,173
You've been nominated for
Best Actor three times.
1080
00:55:38,206 --> 00:55:42,144
Was I? That's right, I was.
1081
00:55:45,779 --> 00:55:50,018
Oh. I see you've met my
very well-dressed housemate.
1082
00:55:51,052 --> 00:55:52,254
It's Ari Miller.
1083
00:55:52,287 --> 00:55:54,890
I knew you guys did those
Undercover movies together,
1084
00:55:54,923 --> 00:55:56,757
but you live together too?
1085
00:55:56,790 --> 00:56:00,395
- That's so cool.
- Yes. It's so cool. Very cool.
1086
00:56:00,428 --> 00:56:03,697
It is so cool, isn't it?
1087
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:04,966
That we live together.
1088
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,234
- COOPER: Well...
- So cool.
1089
00:56:06,268 --> 00:56:07,869
- COOPER: Yeah.
- Very cool.
1090
00:56:07,903 --> 00:56:11,439
Um, are they just giving
those away these days?
1091
00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:13,909
- (LAUGHS)
- ABBY: Oh, hi.
1092
00:56:13,942 --> 00:56:16,311
I'm just kidding.
That's... That's awesome.
1093
00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:17,879
That's so awesome.
1094
00:56:17,913 --> 00:56:20,248
Plus you've almost caught
up to me in nominations.
1095
00:56:20,282 --> 00:56:24,785
You know, not... not
quite, but who's counting?
1096
00:56:24,819 --> 00:56:27,788
Um, anyhow, we were
just about to head out.
1097
00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:30,492
Actually, do you wanna
hang out here for a bit?
1098
00:56:30,525 --> 00:56:33,794
I'd love to see the
rest of the house.
1099
00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:37,765
I'm actually making
some spaghetti bolognese
1100
00:56:37,798 --> 00:56:40,235
if you're interested.
1101
00:56:40,268 --> 00:56:43,104
I've had it. Say you're a
vegan. I'll show you around.
1102
00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:45,340
OK. Um...
1103
00:56:45,373 --> 00:56:48,109
- Vegan.
- What was your name again?
1104
00:56:48,443 --> 00:56:49,978
Bye.
1105
00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:53,747
(LAUGHS)
1106
00:56:54,782 --> 00:56:57,886
- This is so crazy.
- What is?
1107
00:56:57,919 --> 00:56:59,854
Well, it's just...
1108
00:56:59,888 --> 00:57:01,755
You think that some people exist
1109
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,992
on different planes
of the universe,
1110
00:57:04,025 --> 00:57:06,962
and then you get in
the same room as them
1111
00:57:06,995 --> 00:57:13,368
and... turns out they're just as
down to earth and normal as you.
1112
00:57:13,401 --> 00:57:18,739
- Oh, so I'm just... just normal?
- You know what I mean.
1113
00:57:23,912 --> 00:57:26,548
Sorry. I just have to ask.
1114
00:57:26,581 --> 00:57:29,184
Did you know that I
lived with Ari Miller?
1115
00:57:29,217 --> 00:57:31,119
No. I had no idea.
1116
00:57:34,556 --> 00:57:36,358
It's just...
1117
00:57:36,391 --> 00:57:40,262
Most girls, they come back here
just to get close with Ari.
1118
00:57:40,295 --> 00:57:42,931
- You're kidding, right?
- No. I completely get it.
1119
00:57:42,964 --> 00:57:45,000
The guy's basically
like a Greek god.
1120
00:57:45,033 --> 00:57:47,135
Which... Which god, exactly?
1121
00:57:47,602 --> 00:57:50,338
(HUMS)
1122
00:57:50,372 --> 00:57:53,008
Oh. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
1123
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:55,043
I didn't realize you
guys were in here.
1124
00:57:55,076 --> 00:57:58,246
Don't mind me. I'm just
gonna, um, use the tub.
1125
00:58:00,949 --> 00:58:02,884
- Huh?
- Why?
1126
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,919
Do a little splishy-splashy.
1127
00:58:04,953 --> 00:58:08,356
Can you not splishy and
splash in your own bathtub?
1128
00:58:10,592 --> 00:58:13,295
I... I... I could.
1129
00:58:13,328 --> 00:58:14,896
You have your own bathroom.
1130
00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:18,799
I'd rather use this tub.
The water pressure...
1131
00:58:19,401 --> 00:58:21,102
OK.
1132
00:58:26,441 --> 00:58:27,575
He just, like, wanders in.
1133
00:58:27,609 --> 00:58:29,411
It's, like, how do
I compete with that?
1134
00:58:29,444 --> 00:58:33,181
- I sincerely have no idea.
- Oh, this was such a bad idea.
1135
00:58:33,214 --> 00:58:34,983
I shouldn't have
brought you here.
1136
00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:38,586
Hey. You are Cooper Grant.
1137
00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:43,291
You were on the Sexiest Man on
Earth list eight years in a row.
1138
00:58:43,325 --> 00:58:47,462
- Who likes him more than you?
- You mean besides Scorsese?
1139
00:58:47,495 --> 00:58:49,130
That was such a small part.
1140
00:58:49,164 --> 00:58:52,000
Well, bigger than your
no-part, now isn't it?
1141
00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:53,335
- Oh!
- You know what?
1142
00:58:53,368 --> 00:58:56,071
- OK.
- ARI: What?
1143
00:58:56,671 --> 00:58:57,783
That is it. I've had enough.
1144
00:58:57,807 --> 00:59:00,608
I'm sorry your girlfriend's
been ogling me all night.
1145
00:59:00,642 --> 00:59:02,477
ABBY: I have not
been ogling anyone.
1146
00:59:02,510 --> 00:59:03,545
Were you ogling him?
1147
00:59:03,578 --> 00:59:05,914
I don't even know
what ogling means.
1148
00:59:05,947 --> 00:59:08,316
What are you gonna do
about it, tough guy?
1149
00:59:08,350 --> 00:59:10,185
- Oh, no.
- (GASPS)
1150
00:59:11,586 --> 00:59:13,321
- That is it.
- Hey!
1151
00:59:15,190 --> 00:59:18,126
(ARI SHOUTS)
1152
00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:19,861
Guys?
1153
00:59:24,065 --> 00:59:27,168
ABBY: I don't think
this is appropriate.
1154
00:59:27,202 --> 00:59:29,971
(ARI SCREAMS)
1155
00:59:30,004 --> 00:59:31,373
(DOOR CLOSES)
1156
00:59:41,149 --> 00:59:44,519
CHLOE: So, tell me everything.
1157
00:59:44,552 --> 00:59:46,521
I just... I just
wanna get some sleep.
1158
00:59:46,554 --> 00:59:49,357
Wait, no, wait. I
want some details.
1159
00:59:50,592 --> 00:59:53,595
No... You don't.
1160
00:59:53,628 --> 00:59:56,097
Wait. Did something
weird happen?
1161
00:59:57,165 --> 01:00:00,068
You could say
things got weird...
1162
01:00:00,101 --> 01:00:02,137
when Ari Miller showed up.
1163
01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:06,975
No way. Ari Miller?
He definitely has BDE.
1164
01:00:07,008 --> 01:00:09,010
So, what happened?
1165
01:00:11,513 --> 01:00:14,149
Cooper, he...
1166
01:00:14,182 --> 01:00:16,217
He pulled an ALFA
out of his ass.
1167
01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:20,021
Yeah, I totally agree. That
ALFA was Denzel's to lose.
1168
01:00:20,522 --> 01:00:22,157
No, no.
1169
01:00:22,190 --> 01:00:25,693
Cooper literally pulled an ALFA
1170
01:00:25,727 --> 01:00:29,230
out... of Ari's ass.
1171
01:00:33,635 --> 01:00:35,036
I always wondered what they did
1172
01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:36,704
with those things
after they won.
1173
01:00:36,738 --> 01:00:40,575
I'm going to bed, and we are
never speaking of this again.
1174
01:00:40,608 --> 01:00:44,312
Is this a bad time to talk
about the next guy on your list?
1175
01:00:45,613 --> 01:00:47,348
Probably a bad time.
1176
01:00:54,088 --> 01:00:55,423
(MESSAGE TONE)
1177
01:00:58,359 --> 01:01:00,094
(PHONE RINGS)
1178
01:01:00,128 --> 01:01:03,064
Mr. Mayor. Oh, sorry. Do
I still call you that?
1179
01:01:03,097 --> 01:01:05,700
Well, I'm still the mayor, Abby.
1180
01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:07,469
Right. Of course.
1181
01:01:07,502 --> 01:01:08,503
You know, we've tried out
1182
01:01:08,536 --> 01:01:11,573
three different
speechwriters since you quit.
1183
01:01:11,606 --> 01:01:13,208
Actually, you fired me.
1184
01:01:13,241 --> 01:01:15,743
Details. I like that.
1185
01:01:15,777 --> 01:01:18,346
Having you gone has made
me realize something.
1186
01:01:18,379 --> 01:01:22,217
- I've missed ya, kiddo.
- I've missed you too, sir.
1187
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:25,386
Here you go. Want your truck?
1188
01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:28,556
I was just saying hi to my son.
Sorry. Did you say something?
1189
01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:30,425
Uh, no.
1190
01:01:31,526 --> 01:01:33,194
Listen...
1191
01:01:33,228 --> 01:01:36,397
It just hasn't felt the
same with you not around.
1192
01:01:36,431 --> 01:01:38,533
So, I need you to
do something for me.
1193
01:01:38,566 --> 01:01:43,137
- Anything, sir.
- Get that sweet ass over here.
1194
01:01:43,171 --> 01:01:46,007
I guess I could catch a red-eye.
1195
01:01:48,076 --> 01:01:50,411
What was that? I was just
saying hello to the missus.
1196
01:01:50,445 --> 01:01:52,247
Oh, nothing.
1197
01:01:54,249 --> 01:01:58,186
Abby, nobody knows
my voice like you do.
1198
01:01:58,219 --> 01:01:59,721
I want you back to
write the speech
1199
01:01:59,754 --> 01:02:02,023
that launches my campaign.
1200
01:02:02,825 --> 01:02:04,259
(GASPS)
1201
01:02:04,692 --> 01:02:05,828
Uh...
1202
01:02:05,861 --> 01:02:07,795
So, what do you say?
1203
01:02:07,830 --> 01:02:10,431
You ready to sit at
the big-boy table?
1204
01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:17,539
- Abby?
- Oh, you're talking to me.
1205
01:02:17,572 --> 01:02:19,274
Yes. I'm in.
1206
01:02:19,307 --> 01:02:20,475
Great.
1207
01:02:20,508 --> 01:02:24,312
I'd like to see a draft next
week at the kickoff meeting.
1208
01:02:24,746 --> 01:02:26,447
See ya, buddy.
1209
01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:29,350
JAKE: Hey.
1210
01:02:29,384 --> 01:02:31,753
I was starting to think
you weren't gonna show up.
1211
01:02:31,786 --> 01:02:33,087
Sorry. Rough night.
1212
01:02:33,121 --> 01:02:37,525
Hmm. Try being a server at
a Real Housewives reunion.
1213
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:38,593
You ready to go?
1214
01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:50,605
ABBY: I think you've seen
The Goonies too many times.
1215
01:02:51,673 --> 01:02:53,641
- You good?
- I'm a New Yorker.
1216
01:02:53,675 --> 01:02:55,643
I walk 30 blocks
to work every day
1217
01:02:55,677 --> 01:02:57,579
in three-inch heels. I'm good.
1218
01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:59,581
Well, I hear you, but...
1219
01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:01,850
hiking in LA is a bit
different terrain,
1220
01:03:01,884 --> 01:03:03,251
so you gotta watch every step.
1221
01:03:03,284 --> 01:03:04,586
I used to hike up
the Adirondacks
1222
01:03:04,619 --> 01:03:06,588
with my dad every
summer till I was 17.
1223
01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:09,424
- Really?
- No. (LAUGHS)
1224
01:03:10,358 --> 01:03:11,259
OK.
1225
01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:13,361
(♪ "SHADOW" BY BYLAND)
1226
01:03:45,526 --> 01:03:47,896
I honestly have never
even thought about it.
1227
01:03:47,930 --> 01:03:49,631
Every guy has a list.
1228
01:03:49,664 --> 01:03:52,767
I had a shot with J.Lo
once. She was on stage
1229
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,236
and I was in the nosebleeds.
1230
01:03:55,269 --> 01:03:58,272
But there was definite
long-distance eye lock.
1231
01:03:58,974 --> 01:04:01,676
You think this whole
thing's stupid?
1232
01:04:02,911 --> 01:04:04,412
I think everybody has a fantasy
1233
01:04:04,445 --> 01:04:07,248
about spending a night
with a celebrity.
1234
01:04:07,281 --> 01:04:08,516
But I think finding someone
1235
01:04:08,549 --> 01:04:11,753
to spend the rest of
your life with, that's...
1236
01:04:11,786 --> 01:04:13,621
that's the fantasy.
1237
01:04:14,823 --> 01:04:18,593
Oh. I almost forgot. I
have something to show you.
1238
01:04:18,626 --> 01:04:19,794
(LAUGHS)
1239
01:04:19,828 --> 01:04:21,329
Sight Sealing's first prototype.
1240
01:04:21,362 --> 01:04:22,797
- ABBY: I like it.
- Yes?
1241
01:04:22,831 --> 01:04:23,832
- ABBY: Yeah.
- Yes.
1242
01:04:23,866 --> 01:04:26,367
Well, I hope Vanderton
Capital likes it as well.
1243
01:04:26,401 --> 01:04:28,269
I have a pitch
meeting next week.
1244
01:04:28,302 --> 01:04:30,672
After that, I don't really know.
1245
01:04:30,705 --> 01:04:32,674
Well, I think it's great.
1246
01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,308
And that's coming from someone
1247
01:04:34,342 --> 01:04:37,278
who's had very few moments
worth saving lately.
1248
01:04:37,311 --> 01:04:39,414
I wouldn't give up.
1249
01:04:40,849 --> 01:04:43,551
- What?
- We just met and...
1250
01:04:43,584 --> 01:04:46,822
you're already making
me believe in things
1251
01:04:46,855 --> 01:04:48,891
that I was starting to doubt.
1252
01:04:48,924 --> 01:04:50,792
Your company?
1253
01:04:50,826 --> 01:04:52,593
Your company, actually.
1254
01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:54,997
Just being here with you.
1255
01:04:55,030 --> 01:04:58,466
Forgot how nice it was to
have a moment worth sealing.
1256
01:04:59,835 --> 01:05:01,703
You think this is one?
1257
01:05:03,738 --> 01:05:06,607
I honestly can't think
of anything better.
1258
01:05:18,753 --> 01:05:20,388
(BOTH LAUGH)
1259
01:05:54,422 --> 01:05:56,524
Wow, you're really done, huh?
1260
01:05:56,557 --> 01:05:58,760
It probably wasn't
the healthiest way
1261
01:05:58,793 --> 01:05:59,761
to deal with things.
1262
01:05:59,794 --> 01:06:01,362
Is this about Matt or Jake?
1263
01:06:01,395 --> 01:06:03,464
I don't need to
chase celebrities
1264
01:06:03,498 --> 01:06:05,466
to prove something to myself.
1265
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:09,270
Abby Meyers, I am proud of you.
1266
01:06:09,938 --> 01:06:11,974
(BOTH SIGH)
1267
01:06:12,007 --> 01:06:15,043
All right. So, now what?
1268
01:06:15,077 --> 01:06:18,881
Well, I'm supposed to
see Jake tomorrow night.
1269
01:06:20,015 --> 01:06:23,384
That's great.
Amazing. Fantastic.
1270
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:26,687
Wonderful. Love that for you.
1271
01:06:28,756 --> 01:06:32,660
Are you OK? You just
turned into a thesaurus.
1272
01:06:34,062 --> 01:06:37,933
Yeah, it's just, um...
1273
01:06:37,966 --> 01:06:40,836
Sam and I have been spending
a lot of time together
1274
01:06:40,869 --> 01:06:44,405
and now I'm worried that because
you're done with your list,
1275
01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:47,441
I might be done with
the one girl on mine.
1276
01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,578
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1277
01:06:50,611 --> 01:06:52,513
Sam's here.
1278
01:06:54,682 --> 01:06:56,484
OK.
1279
01:06:56,517 --> 01:07:00,088
So, I know my leads
have gone cold
1280
01:07:00,122 --> 01:07:02,690
- but they just got hot again.
- What's that now?
1281
01:07:02,723 --> 01:07:06,460
Just invites to the hottest
party in town tomorrow night.
1282
01:07:06,494 --> 01:07:08,429
A certain rapper
by the name of Avon
1283
01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,098
is rumored to be in attendance.
1284
01:07:10,132 --> 01:07:13,367
- Yeah, Sam, about that...
- Can't wait.
1285
01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:15,570
Perfect. I will go
confirm all of us.
1286
01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:16,771
Hm-hmm.
1287
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:20,985
I thought you were
done with the list.
1288
01:07:21,009 --> 01:07:23,711
You've been my lifeline
for the last three weeks.
1289
01:07:23,744 --> 01:07:27,115
The least I can do is be yours
for one night to win back Sam.
1290
01:07:27,149 --> 01:07:29,985
But you have plans
with Jake tomorrow.
1291
01:07:30,018 --> 01:07:32,720
I have all weekend
before I leave.
1292
01:07:35,090 --> 01:07:36,591
We're confirmed.
1293
01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:38,492
Whoo!
1294
01:07:39,027 --> 01:07:40,128
Are you sure?
1295
01:07:40,162 --> 01:07:44,732
Can't pass up a shot at
someone on your list, right?
1296
01:07:44,765 --> 01:07:46,634
(CHUCKLES)
1297
01:07:48,436 --> 01:07:49,737
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
1298
01:07:55,509 --> 01:07:56,945
(MESSAGE TONE)
1299
01:08:02,818 --> 01:08:04,418
(SIGHS)
1300
01:08:07,521 --> 01:08:10,658
(♪ "TRAMPOLINE"
BY MOTHER FEATHER)
1301
01:08:26,641 --> 01:08:29,510
- Are you ready? You look good.
- I am. Thank you.
1302
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:33,916
You're really sexy when I drink.
1303
01:08:33,949 --> 01:08:34,715
Oh!
1304
01:08:34,749 --> 01:08:36,952
I think that sounds
like an insult,
1305
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:38,619
but I'm sort of OK with it.
1306
01:08:38,653 --> 01:08:40,688
- I'll go get more then.
- Yep. Yep.
1307
01:08:40,721 --> 01:08:43,691
You get many, many
more of those.
1308
01:08:43,724 --> 01:08:46,828
Go, go, my little angel face.
1309
01:08:47,829 --> 01:08:49,998
It's like the old Sam and Chloe.
1310
01:08:50,032 --> 01:08:52,500
I know, right?
1311
01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:55,536
Thank you, by the way.
1312
01:08:55,569 --> 01:08:58,572
I mean, this means
so much to me.
1313
01:08:59,607 --> 01:09:02,576
- Cheers to you guys.
- Cheers.
1314
01:09:04,246 --> 01:09:05,746
Thank you.
1315
01:09:18,026 --> 01:09:20,963
- SAM: Abs, Chlo.
- Yeah?
1316
01:09:20,996 --> 01:09:24,699
Avon's right over there.
You gonna go talk to him?
1317
01:09:27,269 --> 01:09:29,503
It's why we're here.
1318
01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:31,472
- Yeah.
- Hm-hmm.
1319
01:09:33,141 --> 01:09:36,744
- Then go over there.
- Right. OK, yeah.
1320
01:09:40,882 --> 01:09:42,650
Now. Got it. Yeah.
1321
01:09:43,718 --> 01:09:45,287
(SIGHS) She's making me nervous.
1322
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,655
- You did really great.
- Thank you.
1323
01:09:58,967 --> 01:10:00,534
OK.
1324
01:10:07,342 --> 01:10:08,676
Hi. I'm sorry. Oh.
1325
01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:10,611
Hey. I know this
sounds really weird,
1326
01:10:10,644 --> 01:10:12,314
but I need you to
go along with it.
1327
01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:13,382
Excuse me?
1328
01:10:13,415 --> 01:10:16,517
I need you to go along
with what I'm about to do.
1329
01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:20,022
Do you have a bomb
strapped to you?
1330
01:10:20,055 --> 01:10:20,889
What? No.
1331
01:10:20,922 --> 01:10:22,623
Cos you're kinda
acting like someone
1332
01:10:22,656 --> 01:10:23,992
who's got a bomb
strapped to them.
1333
01:10:24,026 --> 01:10:26,761
No. I don't have a bomb.
It's just... I'm trying to...
1334
01:10:26,794 --> 01:10:29,297
Don't look at them. I'm
trying to help my friend
1335
01:10:29,331 --> 01:10:30,866
get back together with her ex,
1336
01:10:30,899 --> 01:10:32,666
so I need to pretend
to hit on you
1337
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,070
because you're on
my free-pass list.
1338
01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:40,175
Why do I feel like
I'm gonna regret this?
1339
01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,709
Just be cool, OK?
1340
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:43,677
Cool.
1341
01:10:44,946 --> 01:10:46,882
She's totally doing
this. I wanna hear it.
1342
01:10:46,915 --> 01:10:49,650
- No, you don't.
- Yes. We'll be chill.
1343
01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:52,888
(LOUD) Yeah.
1344
01:10:52,921 --> 01:10:56,158
We do share the
same zodiac sign.
1345
01:10:56,191 --> 01:10:57,035
What's with the voice?
1346
01:10:57,059 --> 01:11:00,661
You're talking so
loudly all of a sudden.
1347
01:11:00,694 --> 01:11:02,330
You're doing the
bomb girl thing?
1348
01:11:02,364 --> 01:11:05,133
- You're...
- I think you're da bomb too.
1349
01:11:07,701 --> 01:11:09,337
- Right, um...
- Yes.
1350
01:11:09,371 --> 01:11:13,707
Has my heart known
love till this night?
1351
01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:14,775
That was so good.
1352
01:11:14,810 --> 01:11:19,081
AVON: In touching her,
make blessed my rude hand.
1353
01:11:19,114 --> 01:11:23,885
Did my heart love till
thee? Forswear it, sight.
1354
01:11:23,919 --> 01:11:28,023
- For I ne'er in truer beauty...
- Let's go over there.
1355
01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:31,692
- Than now.
- Did you just quote Shakespeare?
1356
01:11:31,725 --> 01:11:34,930
- Yeah. No good?
- No. Really good. They're gone.
1357
01:11:34,963 --> 01:11:36,865
Oh. OK.
1358
01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:40,836
So, I gotta say, I
get hit on a lot,
1359
01:11:40,869 --> 01:11:43,271
but never pretend hit on.
1360
01:11:43,305 --> 01:11:47,675
Oh. Well, thanks. I owe you one.
1361
01:11:50,678 --> 01:11:52,180
So, I didn't get your name.
1362
01:11:53,415 --> 01:11:54,715
Abby.
1363
01:11:54,748 --> 01:11:55,783
Abby, Abby, Abby.
1364
01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:57,886
It's just nice to
know the person
1365
01:11:57,919 --> 01:12:00,355
who's got you on
their free-pass list.
1366
01:12:00,388 --> 01:12:02,390
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
1367
01:12:02,424 --> 01:12:07,095
Um, you're on my list, but I
don't want to sleep with you.
1368
01:12:07,896 --> 01:12:09,730
Wow. You managed to objectify
1369
01:12:09,763 --> 01:12:12,100
and reject me all
in one sentence.
1370
01:12:12,134 --> 01:12:13,734
(CHUCKLES)
1371
01:12:13,767 --> 01:12:14,870
- Shit.
- What?
1372
01:12:14,903 --> 01:12:16,371
No, no, no. Don't. Don't look.
1373
01:12:16,404 --> 01:12:18,173
My ex is coming
over here right now
1374
01:12:18,206 --> 01:12:21,742
and she'd get really pissed if
she saw me here with someone.
1375
01:12:21,775 --> 01:12:23,845
So, pretend you're with me now.
1376
01:12:23,879 --> 01:12:26,281
- Like we just did?
- Not at all like we just did.
1377
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:27,748
- OK.
- Just follow my lead.
1378
01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:30,452
- All right. OK.
- Come here.
1379
01:12:30,485 --> 01:12:31,987
Hey, you.
1380
01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:35,190
Avon, didn't know you were here.
1381
01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:39,194
Usually you demand they
play your music all night.
1382
01:12:39,227 --> 01:12:40,728
Oh. I don't demand it.
1383
01:12:40,761 --> 01:12:42,264
- The public does.
- Hmm.
1384
01:12:42,297 --> 01:12:45,033
Meet my girlfriend, Abby.
1385
01:12:45,066 --> 01:12:46,700
Hi.
1386
01:12:47,469 --> 01:12:50,105
Kenzie Scott.
1387
01:12:50,138 --> 01:12:54,309
- Nice to meet you.
- I didn't know you two dated.
1388
01:12:54,342 --> 01:12:57,711
"Dated." It was barely a month.
1389
01:12:57,745 --> 01:12:59,214
One I'm still trying to forget.
1390
01:12:59,247 --> 01:13:03,318
Don't worry, I pretty much
forgot it right when it started.
1391
01:13:03,351 --> 01:13:05,053
I can't believe
he slept with you.
1392
01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:05,820
Excuse me?
1393
01:13:05,854 --> 01:13:07,989
Thought we were
following my lead.
1394
01:13:08,023 --> 01:13:09,224
We were engaged.
1395
01:13:09,991 --> 01:13:13,161
Wait, you two are engaged?
1396
01:13:14,795 --> 01:13:16,398
I think what she means is that
1397
01:13:16,431 --> 01:13:18,867
we are engaged in
the first stages...
1398
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:21,403
We were supposed to
get married next week.
1399
01:13:21,436 --> 01:13:22,237
Or not.
1400
01:13:22,270 --> 01:13:23,314
What exactly are
we talking about?
1401
01:13:23,338 --> 01:13:25,974
We're talking about you
sleeping with my fiancé
1402
01:13:26,007 --> 01:13:28,243
because you were
on his stupid list.
1403
01:13:29,444 --> 01:13:30,478
-Who's your fiancé?
1404
01:13:30,512 --> 01:13:32,147
The guy you slept
with in New York
1405
01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:35,716
when you were out there
doing those two huge movies.
1406
01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:40,989
- Matt?
- Yeah.
1407
01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:44,125
He was engaged?
1408
01:13:46,995 --> 01:13:48,830
I'm sorry.
1409
01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:50,966
Look, if I had known, trust me,
1410
01:13:50,999 --> 01:13:53,969
I would've spared my Louboutins
the climb to his walk-up.
1411
01:13:54,002 --> 01:13:57,906
Don't worry. Just a marriage
ruined for some fantasy night
1412
01:13:57,939 --> 01:13:59,374
with a medium-talent actress
1413
01:13:59,407 --> 01:14:02,043
who's only relevant
because of her...
1414
01:14:02,577 --> 01:14:06,014
very, very pretty face.
1415
01:14:06,047 --> 01:14:09,851
OK. You know, I'm on a
lot of people's lists.
1416
01:14:09,884 --> 01:14:13,255
So, maybe instead of
pointing the finger at me,
1417
01:14:13,288 --> 01:14:17,158
you should figure out
why your man acted on it.
1418
01:14:26,568 --> 01:14:28,837
- Hurricane Kenzie.
- Hmm.
1419
01:14:28,870 --> 01:14:32,073
Always leaving
destruction in her path.
1420
01:14:33,408 --> 01:14:34,509
Cute new girlfriend.
1421
01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:37,178
- Yeah, she's great, right?
- Hmm.
1422
01:14:47,555 --> 01:14:49,190
You OK?
1423
01:14:51,426 --> 01:14:53,561
Did I drive Matt away?
1424
01:14:53,595 --> 01:14:59,234
No, no. Don't start with that,
OK? None of this is your fault.
1425
01:14:59,267 --> 01:15:04,806
I just feel like every decision
I make is the wrong one.
1426
01:15:06,508 --> 01:15:11,179
Look, I get it. I've been there.
1427
01:15:13,214 --> 01:15:16,217
You feel totally lost and
then something happens,
1428
01:15:16,251 --> 01:15:17,952
and suddenly you're not.
1429
01:15:19,421 --> 01:15:21,189
Hey.
1430
01:15:21,222 --> 01:15:24,959
Hey, I'm really sorry about
what happened back there.
1431
01:15:26,094 --> 01:15:28,997
Not what I was
expecting, but sure.
1432
01:15:33,635 --> 01:15:36,171
Is this why you canceled?
1433
01:15:36,204 --> 01:15:40,008
- Jake. It's not like that.
- It kinda looks like that.
1434
01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:43,144
- Kinda felt like that.
- Avon. Not helping.
1435
01:15:43,178 --> 01:15:45,547
So, this is the guy
you're marrying next week.
1436
01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:47,382
You're still engaged?
1437
01:15:49,517 --> 01:15:52,887
You and Matt like to chase
after celebrities so much,
1438
01:15:52,921 --> 01:15:55,123
maybe you two belong together.
1439
01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:58,893
Jake. Wait, I... I should go.
1440
01:15:58,927 --> 01:16:01,663
- Um, great lips.
- All right.
1441
01:16:01,696 --> 01:16:03,264
Jake.
1442
01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:08,336
You have a fascinating
love life, Abby.
1443
01:16:11,139 --> 01:16:12,407
Jake.
1444
01:16:34,462 --> 01:16:36,197
Jake.
1445
01:16:36,231 --> 01:16:39,534
Please call me. I really
want to talk and explain.
1446
01:16:39,567 --> 01:16:42,036
I leave in a few days, and...
1447
01:16:42,437 --> 01:16:43,938
Hey, Abby.
1448
01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:49,544
Hi.
1449
01:16:49,577 --> 01:16:52,213
Could we go somewhere and talk?
1450
01:16:52,647 --> 01:16:54,282
Uh, yeah.
1451
01:16:58,386 --> 01:17:00,622
MATT: Sorry for
surprising you like this.
1452
01:17:00,655 --> 01:17:03,324
You weren't picking
up any of my calls.
1453
01:17:05,393 --> 01:17:07,495
Our wedding planner
called yesterday.
1454
01:17:07,529 --> 01:17:10,565
She was checking on the
set list for the band.
1455
01:17:10,598 --> 01:17:12,567
- About the wedding, I just...
- Wait.
1456
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,402
Just before you say anything.
1457
01:17:15,470 --> 01:17:16,938
I just...
1458
01:17:19,007 --> 01:17:21,476
I don't want this to be
the thing that ends us.
1459
01:17:22,610 --> 01:17:24,446
If there is any
small part of you
1460
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:26,047
that still wants to marry me,
1461
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,750
please give me a chance
to make this right.
1462
01:17:28,783 --> 01:17:30,952
Why would I do that, Matt?
1463
01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:36,291
Because even if you don't
think I deserve a chance,
1464
01:17:36,324 --> 01:17:38,460
we deserve one.
1465
01:17:41,029 --> 01:17:43,097
Five years.
1466
01:17:43,131 --> 01:17:44,566
We were together for five years.
1467
01:17:44,599 --> 01:17:48,102
And what? You throw it for
a stupid one-night stand?
1468
01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:51,539
Look, if...
1469
01:17:51,573 --> 01:17:54,576
If you decide that you don't
want to speak to me again,
1470
01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:56,744
I'll respect that.
1471
01:17:56,778 --> 01:17:58,646
But then I want the last thing
1472
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,049
you hear from me
to be these vows.
1473
01:18:01,082 --> 01:18:03,751
Because whether we
get married or not,
1474
01:18:03,785 --> 01:18:06,321
this is how I will always feel.
1475
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:18,032
"Abby, when we first met,
it was love at first sight.
1476
01:18:18,066 --> 01:18:19,334
Then over the next few years,
1477
01:18:19,367 --> 01:18:23,104
I learned that the only thing
better than love at first sight
1478
01:18:23,137 --> 01:18:25,039
was love at every sight.
1479
01:18:26,441 --> 01:18:29,244
- You are a perfectionist."
- (LAUGHS)
1480
01:18:29,277 --> 01:18:31,379
"And somehow, I still managed
1481
01:18:31,412 --> 01:18:34,482
to get you to say
yes to marrying me.
1482
01:18:36,351 --> 01:18:38,219
So, I know now
1483
01:18:38,253 --> 01:18:42,190
that I don't have to be
perfect for us to be.
1484
01:18:42,223 --> 01:18:48,029
But I will spend the rest of
our days trying to be for you."
1485
01:18:51,834 --> 01:18:54,235
Do you really mean all that?
1486
01:18:54,636 --> 01:18:56,504
Every word.
1487
01:18:56,538 --> 01:19:00,542
I just... I just don't know if I
can go through with the wedding.
1488
01:19:00,575 --> 01:19:03,144
We will push it off.
1489
01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:07,415
Abby, we have the rest
of our lives together.
1490
01:19:07,448 --> 01:19:10,184
That's the part that
I wanna get right.
1491
01:19:10,685 --> 01:19:12,320
OK?
1492
01:19:13,621 --> 01:19:15,089
OK.
1493
01:19:15,590 --> 01:19:17,492
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1494
01:19:18,626 --> 01:19:20,061
OK.
1495
01:19:30,405 --> 01:19:33,608
We will figure it all out
when you're back in New York.
1496
01:19:35,276 --> 01:19:40,448
- Sorry. I'm just not ready.
- It's OK.
1497
01:19:43,318 --> 01:19:45,153
Hold me.
1498
01:19:48,489 --> 01:19:50,091
Goodnight.
1499
01:19:51,827 --> 01:19:53,194
Came all the way out here,
1500
01:19:53,227 --> 01:19:55,530
you still can't
escape a walk-up, huh?
1501
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,169
So, everything with Kenzie Scott
1502
01:20:01,202 --> 01:20:03,906
happened the night
we got engaged?
1503
01:20:03,939 --> 01:20:05,740
You really wanna talk
about that right now?
1504
01:20:05,773 --> 01:20:09,210
Well, I just realized you were
living in your own place then.
1505
01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:11,279
The high-rise.
1506
01:20:11,679 --> 01:20:14,315
Yeah. So?
1507
01:20:14,349 --> 01:20:16,217
I just ran into
Kenzie at the party,
1508
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,653
and she mentioned
you having a walk-up.
1509
01:20:22,390 --> 01:20:23,658
I...
1510
01:20:25,828 --> 01:20:29,330
It wasn't just
that night, was it?
1511
01:20:29,364 --> 01:20:32,166
It was also at our place
after you moved in.
1512
01:20:35,236 --> 01:20:38,139
How many times did you
sleep with her, Matt?
1513
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:40,943
Abby, I'm sorry.
1514
01:20:40,976 --> 01:20:44,345
- I can't believe you.
- I promise. It's over. Abby.
1515
01:20:45,914 --> 01:20:49,550
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- Fuck. Fuck.
1516
01:20:51,854 --> 01:20:55,556
( "GOLDMINE" BY OSHIMA BROTHERS)
1517
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,957
Excuse me. What do you
think you're doing?
1518
01:21:28,991 --> 01:21:31,960
- Uh...
- You can't just throw rocks.
1519
01:21:31,994 --> 01:21:33,461
You could've hurt someone.
1520
01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:36,431
ABBY: I mean, they're
pretty far away.
1521
01:21:37,598 --> 01:21:39,667
I'm sorry!
1522
01:21:47,608 --> 01:21:50,511
(RASPS)
1523
01:21:54,782 --> 01:21:56,350
Go.
1524
01:22:20,641 --> 01:22:22,543
Anything from Jake?
1525
01:22:25,446 --> 01:22:27,816
Maybe this is just a
really twisted road
1526
01:22:27,850 --> 01:22:30,018
to you ending up
with Oscar Isaac.
1527
01:22:30,052 --> 01:22:31,552
(LAUGHS)
1528
01:22:33,387 --> 01:22:37,025
Chloe, I never really got
a chance to thank you.
1529
01:22:37,059 --> 01:22:40,661
Abby, you're my best
friend. You never have to.
1530
01:22:41,462 --> 01:22:43,364
Plus, selfishly, I had no chance
1531
01:22:43,397 --> 01:22:45,366
to get back with
Sam without you.
1532
01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:48,369
I always knew you two
would end up together.
1533
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,370
No, you didn't.
1534
01:22:49,403 --> 01:22:51,874
Literally was expecting
a restraining order.
1535
01:22:51,907 --> 01:22:53,441
Yep. That tracks.
1536
01:22:53,474 --> 01:22:55,409
What's for breakfast?
1537
01:22:55,443 --> 01:22:57,545
Oh, the Chloe Breakfast Special.
1538
01:22:57,578 --> 01:23:01,582
- Mmm. I love Cheerios.
- (LAUGHS)
1539
01:23:01,616 --> 01:23:04,619
Anything you want to do
before your flight today?
1540
01:23:04,652 --> 01:23:05,720
Not to be boring,
1541
01:23:05,753 --> 01:23:07,631
but I think I'm just gonna
get to the airport early.
1542
01:23:07,655 --> 01:23:09,524
I have a meeting for
the mayor when I land
1543
01:23:09,557 --> 01:23:12,460
and I haven't even thought of
the hook for his speech yet.
1544
01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:15,663
Oh, shoot. That reminds
me. Um, where...
1545
01:23:15,696 --> 01:23:16,832
Oh!
1546
01:23:18,066 --> 01:23:20,535
This came in the mail for you.
1547
01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:29,510
Holy shit, he did it.
1548
01:23:30,145 --> 01:23:32,346
Let's clip in, everyone.
1549
01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:35,951
You again.
1550
01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:39,420
Maybe the Mommy and Me
class is more your speed.
1551
01:23:39,453 --> 01:23:43,558
- But I'm not a mom.
- I was thinking more the Me.
1552
01:23:46,694 --> 01:23:48,831
Hey.
1553
01:23:48,864 --> 01:23:52,633
- Look, I really don't...
- No, hey. I get it.
1554
01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:54,745
But I just, I really don't like
1555
01:23:54,769 --> 01:23:56,671
how things went down
the other night.
1556
01:23:56,704 --> 01:23:58,606
It's fine. And honestly,
what you said...
1557
01:23:58,639 --> 01:24:01,910
- Was totally out of line.
- No.
1558
01:24:02,476 --> 01:24:03,411
You were right.
1559
01:24:03,444 --> 01:24:07,582
I was avoiding the real
reason Matt did it.
1560
01:24:07,615 --> 01:24:10,418
Turns out, it's
because he's an asshole
1561
01:24:10,451 --> 01:24:13,856
who never really
cared about me, so...
1562
01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:15,456
You girls recognize these?
1563
01:24:15,489 --> 01:24:17,625
They're called
seats. Now take one.
1564
01:24:17,658 --> 01:24:19,560
Isn't Jake usually
in this class?
1565
01:24:19,594 --> 01:24:21,096
Hasn't missed one in two years.
1566
01:24:21,129 --> 01:24:22,865
Said he had some
kind of meeting.
1567
01:24:22,898 --> 01:24:24,833
The Sight Sealing pitch.
1568
01:24:27,035 --> 01:24:31,505
INSTRUCTOR: All right,
everyone. It's time to grind.
1569
01:24:41,782 --> 01:24:43,651
Need a ride?
1570
01:24:44,186 --> 01:24:45,553
- Really?
- Come on.
1571
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:47,622
We'll be like Thelma and Louise.
1572
01:24:47,655 --> 01:24:49,490
Don't they drive off a cliff?
1573
01:24:49,523 --> 01:24:51,894
I can get you there
in 15 minutes.
1574
01:24:51,927 --> 01:24:54,528
Great. OK.
1575
01:24:57,966 --> 01:24:59,700
OK.
1576
01:25:01,036 --> 01:25:02,838
So, where are we going?
1577
01:25:04,239 --> 01:25:07,642
- ABBY: Vanderton Capital.
- Here we go.
1578
01:25:15,851 --> 01:25:17,785
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
1579
01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:19,888
literally take in
the air around you
1580
01:25:19,922 --> 01:25:24,425
and preserve the moments that
you want to hold on to forever.
1581
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,962
So, it's just...
1582
01:25:26,995 --> 01:25:28,529
- air in a bottle?
- Uh...
1583
01:25:28,562 --> 01:25:32,834
Yes. Yes, but the
air is a novelty.
1584
01:25:34,735 --> 01:25:38,807
But ultimately, it's ten bucks
for a bottle of air, right?
1585
01:25:39,573 --> 01:25:40,675
(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
1586
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:41,709
I just want you to know
1587
01:25:41,742 --> 01:25:44,112
that if I'd had any idea
he was in a relationship,
1588
01:25:44,146 --> 01:25:46,181
- there is no...
- Look, Kenzie Scott...
1589
01:25:46,214 --> 01:25:48,850
- Just Kenzie's fine.
- OK, Kenzie...
1590
01:25:48,884 --> 01:25:51,552
Mm, actually, can
you do Kenzie Scott?
1591
01:25:51,585 --> 01:25:53,956
I do like it better.
1592
01:25:53,989 --> 01:25:55,958
Are you sure we're
going the right way?
1593
01:25:55,991 --> 01:25:58,226
I feel like we passed
that gas station.
1594
01:25:58,260 --> 01:26:00,228
KENZIE: Yeah, but the
last time we passed it,
1595
01:26:00,262 --> 01:26:01,796
it was on the other side.
1596
01:26:04,933 --> 01:26:07,702
It seems like it would be
more successful in New York.
1597
01:26:07,735 --> 01:26:10,504
- Why not launch it there?
- Uh, yes.
1598
01:26:10,538 --> 01:26:12,074
Uh, I thought about that.
1599
01:26:12,107 --> 01:26:16,144
Um, it's... There's... a lot
of, like, bureaucratic red tape
1600
01:26:16,178 --> 01:26:19,181
in New York with the landmarks.
1601
01:26:19,214 --> 01:26:21,749
You know, it's the, um...
1602
01:26:21,782 --> 01:26:23,684
I agree. Yeah, it
would... It would...
1603
01:26:23,718 --> 01:26:25,619
It would do well in New York.
1604
01:26:25,653 --> 01:26:28,991
I did think of that. Um...
1605
01:26:29,024 --> 01:26:30,192
Honestly, I'm past all of it.
1606
01:26:30,225 --> 01:26:34,229
My mind's on other things now.
That's what this is about.
1607
01:26:34,262 --> 01:26:36,630
All right. Then go get him.
1608
01:26:38,066 --> 01:26:39,267
Wait. Why are we stopped?
1609
01:26:39,301 --> 01:26:41,870
Oh, yeah, we've been
here for five minutes.
1610
01:26:41,903 --> 01:26:42,971
Jesus!
1611
01:27:05,227 --> 01:27:07,295
I agree. I think
it would be smarter
1612
01:27:07,329 --> 01:27:09,630
to launch in New
York and California.
1613
01:27:09,663 --> 01:27:11,199
Sorry to interrupt
but I have something
1614
01:27:11,233 --> 01:27:12,043
that will make Sight Sealing
1615
01:27:12,067 --> 01:27:14,302
an even more
compelling investment.
1616
01:27:14,336 --> 01:27:16,771
Mr. Barbiero, what is this?
1617
01:27:16,804 --> 01:27:19,841
I'm sorry. I couldn't leave
without giving you this.
1618
01:27:27,349 --> 01:27:30,551
Hey. Hey. Abby.
1619
01:27:31,086 --> 01:27:32,653
You forgot this.
1620
01:27:33,654 --> 01:27:35,689
You're Kenzie Scott. Oh, man.
1621
01:27:35,723 --> 01:27:37,658
- I'm a huge fan.
- Oh.
1622
01:27:37,691 --> 01:27:39,294
You were great in
that cave movie.
1623
01:27:39,327 --> 01:27:41,562
Thank you.
1624
01:27:44,765 --> 01:27:47,335
- Abby, what are you doing here?
- I spent the last few weeks
1625
01:27:47,369 --> 01:27:48,370
chasing some stupid list
1626
01:27:48,403 --> 01:27:51,206
instead of seeing what
was right in front of me.
1627
01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:54,910
Excuse me. What is this?
1628
01:27:54,943 --> 01:27:58,612
This is written permission from
Mayor Capozzi for Sight Sealing
1629
01:27:58,646 --> 01:28:00,248
to use any New
York City landmark.
1630
01:28:00,282 --> 01:28:02,284
- What?
- And that's just the beginning.
1631
01:28:02,317 --> 01:28:04,752
Let me tell you
something about this man.
1632
01:28:04,785 --> 01:28:07,089
He is not just a visionary.
1633
01:28:07,122 --> 01:28:13,929
He is the most passionate, yet
grounded person I have ever met.
1634
01:28:13,962 --> 01:28:18,166
And I have seen
him take a company
1635
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:22,237
that was utterly lost and broken
1636
01:28:22,270 --> 01:28:25,706
and give it purpose again.
1637
01:28:27,775 --> 01:28:29,811
And sure, maybe that company
was a little misguided
1638
01:28:29,845 --> 01:28:31,389
in trying to sleep
with famous companies
1639
01:28:31,413 --> 01:28:34,116
to get back at the evil company
it used to be linked to, but...
1640
01:28:34,149 --> 01:28:35,984
Are they still talking
about the bottles?
1641
01:28:36,017 --> 01:28:37,718
- Who knows?
- You have a choice.
1642
01:28:37,751 --> 01:28:38,996
Do you wanna invest in a startup
1643
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:41,056
that will take the
souvenir industry by storm?
1644
01:28:41,089 --> 01:28:44,025
This could be the very moment
that defines the future of...
1645
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:46,760
What's this firm again?
1646
01:28:46,794 --> 01:28:49,297
- Abby, they already said yes.
- Wait, what?
1647
01:28:49,331 --> 01:28:52,334
We're launching with the
Hollywood Air bottle next month.
1648
01:28:52,367 --> 01:28:54,236
(SQUEALS)
1649
01:28:55,270 --> 01:28:56,271
What do you think about
1650
01:28:56,304 --> 01:28:58,739
also launching the Empire
State Building bottle?
1651
01:28:58,772 --> 01:29:00,876
We'd have to talk about
increasing the seed money.
1652
01:29:00,909 --> 01:29:03,744
Get the fuck outta
here. Sorry. Yes.
1653
01:29:03,777 --> 01:29:06,214
Yes. Amazing.
1654
01:29:08,049 --> 01:29:10,285
What the hell are these things?
1655
01:29:10,318 --> 01:29:12,154
JAKE: Um...
1656
01:29:12,187 --> 01:29:15,157
JAKE: I can't believe you
got the mayor to do all this.
1657
01:29:15,190 --> 01:29:16,858
ABBY: Kind of a big deal.
1658
01:29:17,392 --> 01:29:19,294
JAKE: Hey, did you...
1659
01:29:19,327 --> 01:29:22,430
Did you... Did you really mean
everything you said in there?
1660
01:29:22,464 --> 01:29:24,698
Of course.
1661
01:29:24,732 --> 01:29:26,700
You know I was the
company, right?
1662
01:29:26,734 --> 01:29:28,736
You were? Of course I knew.
1663
01:29:36,478 --> 01:29:39,014
Did somebody say,
"Race to the airport?"
1664
01:29:39,047 --> 01:29:41,782
No, no one said that.
I'm gonna call a car.
1665
01:29:41,816 --> 01:29:43,351
Smart. I probably
shouldn't drive
1666
01:29:43,385 --> 01:29:45,153
since I don't have a license.
1667
01:29:49,191 --> 01:29:52,093
- Abby.
- Yeah?
1668
01:29:54,362 --> 01:29:57,832
The car pickup is on the
other side of the building.
1669
01:30:01,102 --> 01:30:03,104
OK, OK, OK.
1670
01:30:15,884 --> 01:30:18,853
- So many stairs!
- I know.
1671
01:30:23,058 --> 01:30:24,758
Short Stack.
1672
01:30:25,994 --> 01:30:27,963
You gotta be kidding me.
1673
01:30:29,864 --> 01:30:32,000
OK. All right.
1674
01:30:41,543 --> 01:30:43,445
Don't worry. I got it.
1675
01:30:43,478 --> 01:30:45,779
- Wasn't worried.
- Yeah.
1676
01:30:46,982 --> 01:30:48,283
(GRUNTS)
1677
01:30:53,421 --> 01:30:55,824
You need a child
seat back there?
1678
01:30:56,291 --> 01:30:58,360
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
1679
01:31:01,997 --> 01:31:03,999
JAKE: Hey. I hope
you made your flight.
1680
01:31:04,032 --> 01:31:06,268
Sounds like I'll be
coming to New York soon.
1681
01:31:06,301 --> 01:31:09,304
Can't wait to see some
of your favorite spots.
1682
01:31:09,337 --> 01:31:11,573
Oh, and good luck
at the big meeting.
1683
01:31:11,606 --> 01:31:12,574
If it doesn't go well,
1684
01:31:12,607 --> 01:31:14,342
I can always barge
in and save the day,
1685
01:31:14,376 --> 01:31:18,079
because, you know, I
guess I owe you one.
1686
01:31:40,068 --> 01:31:42,237
WOMAN: Please turn off
all electronic devices.
1687
01:31:42,270 --> 01:31:44,306
Once airborne, the
captain will let you know
1688
01:31:44,339 --> 01:31:47,175
when you can use approved
electronic devices.
1689
01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:49,444
Please review the
in-flight magazine
1690
01:31:49,477 --> 01:31:51,346
for a list of approved devices.
1691
01:31:58,486 --> 01:32:01,222
They never hold
the plane for me.
1692
01:32:01,256 --> 01:32:02,057
ABBY: Sorry?
1693
01:32:02,090 --> 01:32:03,458
They delayed us
to let someone on.
1694
01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:05,360
I mean, it must be
someone important.
1695
01:32:08,496 --> 01:32:12,000
(CHUCKLES) Excuse me.
1696
01:32:12,033 --> 01:32:16,137
Hi. Is that Oscar
Isaac in first class?
1697
01:32:16,171 --> 01:32:18,373
We're really not
supposed to say.
1698
01:32:19,641 --> 01:32:22,877
Oscar Isaac? Oh, my
God, he's on my list.
1699
01:32:22,911 --> 01:32:24,145
- What list?
- You know.
1700
01:32:24,179 --> 01:32:26,348
My list of celebrities
I can sleep with.
1701
01:32:26,381 --> 01:32:28,216
I didn't know you had a list.
1702
01:32:28,249 --> 01:32:30,652
Of course I have a
list. Monogamy 101.
1703
01:32:30,685 --> 01:32:33,988
(♪ "WAITING" BY ALOUD
PLAYS OVER HEADPHONES)
1704
01:32:41,629 --> 01:32:43,098
(SONG CONTINUES)
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