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The President doesn't care
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about the Hispanic plight.
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He doesn't care
about poor Mexicans...
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Well, you didn't miss much, if
it makes you feel any better.
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Except movie night.
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We got Joe Versus the Volcano.
That was pretty good.
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And we got meatloaf twice.
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Personally,
I think it should be baked,
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and here they steam it
so it gets all pasty.
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Do not tell Red I said that.
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I mean, she knows, but she got
feelings just like everybody else.
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You know those good mashed
potatoes that Red makes,
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from the real
potatoes and not the box?
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Yeah.
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Maybe you could ask about getting
some of that served up tonight.
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You her girl.
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Well, she works up the menus
a week in advance, so...
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Think about what
I've been through.
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Can't promise anything.
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Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! Ha-ha!
Who's the big talker now?
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You were
counting too fast!
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Bullshit, Vause.
I told you, it can't be done.
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Six saltines in 30 seconds?
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You are a disgusting animal.
Okay? What the fuck?
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I mean, which is a quality
I greatly admire in a person.
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You're in touch
with your primal self.
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Yeah, well, my primal self cannot
resist a dare, apparently.
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Which is also how I ended up
with three broken toes
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and, briefly, chlamydia.
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And in prison.
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Well, that wasn't so much
a dare, as it was a deal.
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Officer Webster,
pick up extension 414.
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Hey, get over here.
You're missing a moment.
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Visitation will be
ending in five minutes.
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God, SHU must really suck ass.
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Man, she was in
there for two weeks.
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I've taken shits
longer than that.
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Hey, Kate Winslet.
See any icebergs?
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They're back again, Janae.
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Cut that out!
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Boys chase girls!
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Whatcha gonna do
if you catch us?
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Only one way to find out.
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Go back to your mama.
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Ooh...
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Janae! Quit showing off!
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Good morning. Welcome.
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- Hey!
- Ladies of the WAC.
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Are you taking us
to prom or something?
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Just close the door, please.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Now, a small token
of my esteem.
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Dang, Healy.
That's proper!
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Oh!
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Now you talk
about this outside,
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you never see bear claws again.
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Silencio, Mr. Healy. We're
gonna be like Red's lady.
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What's her name?
The one that don't talk?
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Norma.
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We gonna be like four Normas.
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All right, now,
business,
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i.e. if you will, the concerns
of your fellow inmates.
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Mr. Healy, the pillow that we get
for sleeping is thin like paper.
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Sometimes, yo necessito two pillows.
For ergonomics.
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A second pillow?
Write it down.
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Okay, first of all, the hot sauce
in the commissary is bullshit.
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We want that Thailand sauce, the
one with the rooster on it.
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Rooster sauce.
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And second of all,
ain't no reason we can't
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get Fifty Shades of
Grey in the library!
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We talked about this,
Jefferson.
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Fed's not gonna
subsidize erotica.
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I've got a copy.
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I've got one, too.
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Fifty Shade.
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I withdraw my request. But Maria's
straight up about the pillows.
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Pillows again. Chapman.
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You're done?
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Far as I know.
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Okay.
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The thing is, I think
that a few basic changes
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could drastically
improve the quality of life.
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Like clinic hours every week
for preventative health care.
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And re-opening the track.
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And maybe legal counseling.
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And the GED program.
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Now, I understand that there's a
mold situation in the classroom,
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but this needs to be addressed.
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The inmates down the hill,
they get classes,
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and they are not
getting out any time soon.
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We are here for shorter stays.
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We should be learning
to improve ourselves,
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as students
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or even teachers.
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Something's telling me
she has a teacher in mind.
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Chang, you're up.
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Okay, Mr. Healy. Okay.
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Lay it on me, Chang.
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Okay.
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Good.
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We got a good list going here,
some good ideas.
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Now, the problem as I see it...
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No, sir, I really think that...
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...is that we have
a budget situation.
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Now, I can do my best,
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but it's gonna be hard for me
to do all these things
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and still be able to bring donuts
to our meetings every month.
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And coffee.
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Well, we tried.
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What just happened?
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You were there.
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We finally get an opportunity
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to make some improvements
around here and...
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Don't be gettin' all Amistad
on me, Chapman.
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Healy look like he
gunning for change?
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Okay, but what about your
campaign promises?
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Everyone say
shit to get elected.
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You ain't actually gotta do it.
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That's politics.
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I got a disciplinary
board hearing this week,
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which, if they don't take away
my good time, I go home.
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Healy said he would write
a letter vouching for me.
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I ain't looking to make waves.
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Glassy water. Smooth sailin'
right on out of here.
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So this whole WAC
thing is basically bullshit.
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Just take the donuts, girl.
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Can you believe her?
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That college bitch thinks
she can come up in here
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and take charge of
shit with her nice teeth
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and her pinky
stuck up in the air.
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She's got a surprise coming.
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Is it a pony?
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Just shut your trap, Lurch.
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Nobody cares what's comin'
outta them slit lickin' lips.
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Did you vote for her?
No.
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Did you vote for her?
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Who voted for that bitch,
raise your hand! Raise it.
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That's what I thought.
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Some Garden-of-Gethsemane
shit up in here, y'all.
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Chapman is a Judas Iscariot, cozied
on up to the High Priest Healy.
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And he throws out my vote.
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My votes that
were bestowed upon me
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from my Lord,
and gives her all the silver?
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So in this analogy,
you're Jesus Christ?
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I've been betrayed.
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Oh, gosh! Oh, no, no.
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Uh...
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Gonna be a while. I'm a little
backed up in here. Sorry.
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We were starting to
think you deserted us.
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I tried making that coconut cake myself.
Nicky called it "coco-not."
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What pain did you bring down
on her for that?
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She was right.
Your cake is inimitable.
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Norma got me an improve-your-vocabulary
book out of the library.
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You got to keep the brain
cells working, or they die.
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To be honest, there's a few things
I wouldn't mind forgetting.
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Norma saw you in the library,
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bent over a law book like a
boy hiding a titty magazine.
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I got interests
beyond coconut cake.
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So does every idiot in here.
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Where's my Mexican vanilla?
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Oh.
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Everything off the books
lives like Anne Frank now.
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Seems like a lot of trouble.
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You get too comfortable,
people take advantage.
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You got it under control?
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Don't go looking for miracles,
Claudette.
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You and me, we figured out
how to do time.
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Well, at least it's
better than SHU, right?
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I mean, the isolation
must just be terrible.
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Or not.
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I've never been to SHU.
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I've read that it can be
very loud down there,
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with people yelling
at each other all the time?
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When I said that
I'd never been to SHU,
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did that make me
sound like an asshole?
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Because obviously I didn't...
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Fuck, Chapman.
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Ah!
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Here's why
the floodlights went out.
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It looks like
a rat got to this.
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Ew! I fucking hate rats.
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My brother had one
while we were growing up.
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It was kind of cute, actually.
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He named it Antonio.
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I saw one chewed
up a baby's face.
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I named it "fuckin'
face-chewing rat."
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You gonna fix the wire or what?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ah! Shit!
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Did you turn off the switch?
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I thought that you
turned off the switch.
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Oh, man!
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It's okay. It's my fault.
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So you're back
in the rooms, huh?
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I hope they didn't
stick you with De Marco.
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I mean, she's super
nice and everything,
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but, man, that breathing machine
can just drive you bonkers.
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You know, if you want,
I can make you some ear plugs.
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I take a little bit of
stuffing out of a pillow,
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and I just smush it
up in some Vaseline,
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and then I wrap it up in some
plastic wrap from the sack lunches.
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The rooms is full, all right?
I'm in the ghetto tonight.
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But you could still
use them in there.
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I'll make you some, okay?
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Jesus fucking shit.
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Sorry?
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What?
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It was you.
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What?
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The screwdriver what.
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Acting all sweet
like a piece of candy.
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Nobody's sweet in
here except for a reason.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Do not fucking
lie to me, bitch.
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Do not fucking insult me
after what you done already.
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In my defense,
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I would just like
to point out that technically,
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you did not go down
because of the screwdriver.
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Technically,
you went down to SHU
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because you got all
up in Caputo's face.
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Lady, we in a tight-ass space
and I bench 140.
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You sure "technically" is how
you wanna handle this shit?
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Are you gonna say anything?
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I ain't a snitch.
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Damn!
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See? This one got
the same number on both ends.
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The first time you play that,
it's called a spinner.
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You have to play the ends
and the sides, both.
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Like a no-class girl
lets you use any hole.
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Yeah.
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These are all the places I'm
gonna travel when I get out.
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Starting with Anguilla.
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I read that Orlando Bloom
honeymooned there.
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And Courteney Cox
and David Arquette,
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even though that
didn't work out.
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I love the beach,
but I burn like a lobster,
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so I'm gonna get
a good swim shirt
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and, bonus, it's gonna hide
the gallbladder scar.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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Come on. Okay, bitches,
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who's first in line
for some puppy lovin'?
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Puppy lovin'!
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He's so cute.
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He looks just like my dog
from when I was a kid.
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Except mine was
more of a Dachshund,
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but the nostril
part is the same.
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You look just like Chummy.
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Make him do a trick.
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She doesn't know any yet.
252
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:54,830
Well, maybe you can
take some time off
253
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,498
from sitting
around eating all day,
254
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,458
and teach him something.
255
00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:02,128
Fucking asshole.
256
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:05,048
Chapman wrote me three letters
for my case and it did fuck-all.
257
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,384
They ain't lettin' people out who
hasn't done their whole time.
258
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:10,721
Well, I ain't people.
I'm training for this, bitch.
259
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:14,265
And I ain't never comin' back,
neither, not like the rest of y'all.
260
00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:18,061
Like Oprah say,
"the road less traveled."
261
00:17:18,186 --> 00:17:20,063
You know, that doesn't mean
what everybody thinks it means.
262
00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:22,899
Aw, shit, we about to
get educated and shit.
263
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,569
No, no, no. I'm just saying that
everyone thinks the poem means
264
00:17:25,652 --> 00:17:27,571
to break away from the crowd
and, like, do your own thing.
265
00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:29,573
But if you read it,
Frost is very clear
266
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,616
that the two roads
are exactly the same.
267
00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:33,368
He just chooses one at random.
268
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:35,953
And then it's only later at a dinner
party, when he's talking about it
269
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,205
that he tells
everybody he chose
270
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:38,928
the road less
traveled by, but he's lying.
271
00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:45,046
So the point of the poem is,
272
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:46,423
that everyone
wants to look back
273
00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:47,758
and think that
their choices mattered,
274
00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:51,511
but in reality, shit just happens
the way that it happens,
275
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:53,847
and it does not mean anything.
276
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:58,101
I will probably kill
her in her sleep tonight.
277
00:17:58,226 --> 00:18:00,103
Wake me up so I can watch.
278
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:02,814
I'm gonna...
279
00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,942
Laundry.
280
00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:08,695
You ever notice how some dog
breeds, they sound kind of dirty?
281
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:13,742
Like, shih tzu,
cocker, Jack-something.
282
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,160
Poodle.
283
00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:19,581
That is good.
284
00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:23,460
I didn't think of that one.
That is very clever.
285
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:26,797
Hey, you know what, guys?
Look at that face.
286
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,757
I'm gonna call her Little Boo.
Aw!
287
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,009
Little Boo.
Who's a little boo? Yes!
288
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:34,053
Hello?
289
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:35,305
It's closed.
290
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:38,642
Alex?
291
00:18:42,228 --> 00:18:44,481
I was just gonna
drop this off, but...
292
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,024
Tomorrow.
293
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,151
Just give it.
294
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:51,655
Give it to me.
295
00:18:54,449 --> 00:18:55,659
Attention all personnel,
296
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:58,495
be advised count is off. Can
we please conduct a recount?
297
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,255
Do you remember the Four
Seasons in the Seychelles?
298
00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:16,805
Gosh, we just threw
our laundry into the hallway,
299
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,765
it was like 40 bucks
for a pair of pants.
300
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:30,485
Hey.
301
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:35,615
I've been thinking about it...
302
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:38,284
...a lot.
303
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,247
And I just
wanted to let you know
304
00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:45,542
that there are
no hard feelings.
305
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:50,380
I was pretty angry,
but, I'm over it.
306
00:19:52,507 --> 00:19:54,384
So, um...
307
00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:57,679
Friend?
308
00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:00,724
Wow.
309
00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:04,561
That's really
big of you, Pipes.
310
00:20:12,151 --> 00:20:13,152
It's not a club.
311
00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:14,362
It's a class.
312
00:20:14,487 --> 00:20:16,447
They teach you to
dance on a pole.
313
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,245
If you want to be a stripper,
you can wait until I die.
314
00:20:22,453 --> 00:20:27,834
It's not stripping. It's for nice
ladies, housewives. For exercise.
315
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,963
That's what they tell you!
316
00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:34,966
Then one day you
wake up in Atlantic City...
317
00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,260
where girls are trash...
318
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:40,055
and I'm lighting candles
under your picture.
319
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:45,435
Can we please speak
English at the table?
320
00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:50,523
Just at the table?
321
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,283
Two more years
for a green card.
322
00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:02,702
Be nice.
323
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,913
You don't have to fuck him.
324
00:21:06,163 --> 00:21:09,667
I should be lucky, a decent
man wants to fuck me.
325
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:13,088
Oy.
326
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,297
English.
327
00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:19,803
He's not eating.
328
00:21:21,262 --> 00:21:22,513
English.
329
00:21:26,476 --> 00:21:29,104
You look very
pretty in that dress.
330
00:21:29,813 --> 00:21:33,190
Thank you, Sam. It is very...
331
00:21:35,151 --> 00:21:36,152
...blue.
332
00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:45,000
You guys ever notice how,
once you're a couple,
333
00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:46,956
you pretty much only hang out
with other couples?
334
00:21:47,831 --> 00:21:52,085
A guy, a girl and another guy?
It just looks weird.
335
00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:54,087
People probably just assume
you're divorced.
336
00:21:54,838 --> 00:21:57,674
Oh. Great, so,
I look divorced,
337
00:21:57,799 --> 00:22:02,219
which conveys sadness and
ex-wife shit and lawyers' fees,
338
00:22:02,345 --> 00:22:04,472
or I look single,
34 and single,
339
00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,724
which must mean there's
something wrong with me.
340
00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:09,727
Like, you keep
large reptiles in tanks.
341
00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,938
Or I have a very special
relationship with my mother.
342
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:15,150
I just look like a loser.
343
00:22:15,358 --> 00:22:16,798
Why don't you
switch seats with Pete?
344
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,421
You're okay being a loser,
right, babe?
345
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,071
I don't wanna
look like a loser.
346
00:22:20,196 --> 00:22:23,992
Okay, now look, what am I
complaining about, right?
347
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:25,368
I mean, seriously, you know?
348
00:22:25,493 --> 00:22:28,454
We're sitting here, we're gonna
enjoy some small plates,
349
00:22:28,538 --> 00:22:30,247
while Piper sits in prison.
350
00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:32,291
You know what? Fuck Piper.
351
00:22:33,543 --> 00:22:35,252
She's in prison and it sucks.
352
00:22:35,378 --> 00:22:37,005
Let's also
stipulate there are children
353
00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:38,756
are dying of
diarrhea in Malawi.
354
00:22:38,882 --> 00:22:41,163
That doesn't mean we don't get
to complain about our lives.
355
00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:44,261
I am pregnant and the heat in our
apartment is always too high
356
00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:46,806
and it gives me nosebleeds,
and that is happening.
357
00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:50,060
Pete isn't getting laid and
he's grown that horrible beard.
358
00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:51,394
You look like a loser.
359
00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:53,855
We're all
allowed to feel shitty
360
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,690
about things in our
lives that are shitty.
361
00:22:55,815 --> 00:22:58,609
And happy about
things that are awesome.
362
00:22:58,735 --> 00:23:00,403
Like this awesome beard!
Ugh.
363
00:23:00,486 --> 00:23:01,612
And your column.
364
00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:03,198
What? That's happening?
365
00:23:03,364 --> 00:23:06,450
Who can resist a "Felonious
Fiancee" story, right?
366
00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:09,913
Yeah,
it's, it's totally happening.
367
00:23:10,038 --> 00:23:12,207
New York Times, baby.
"Modern Love."
368
00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,249
That's huge!
Yeah.
369
00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,753
Does Piper know?
Is she cool about it?
370
00:23:17,252 --> 00:23:19,589
I mean, sort of.
371
00:23:19,714 --> 00:23:24,177
Yeah, I mean, she's
sorting out her feelings,
372
00:23:24,385 --> 00:23:26,096
I guess, you know.
373
00:23:26,221 --> 00:23:30,558
I'm going to tell her tomorrow, you know.
Now that it's for sure.
374
00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:38,733
Oh, man!
375
00:23:47,366 --> 00:23:49,284
What's up with that, girl?
376
00:23:55,374 --> 00:23:57,292
Would you shut the fuck up.
377
00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:00,255
I know you ain't fucking
with my beauty rest, yo.
378
00:24:00,379 --> 00:24:02,090
It's fucking Watson, man.
379
00:24:02,715 --> 00:24:05,342
They closed
the track on me, haters.
380
00:24:05,468 --> 00:24:07,804
I ain't gonna get soft
like the rest of y'all.
381
00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:09,209
Look, none of that's
gonna matter
382
00:24:09,304 --> 00:24:11,432
when they throw your
ass in SHU, part two.
383
00:24:11,515 --> 00:24:13,768
I got 10 minutes before
the CO come back around.
384
00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,229
Man, somebody get this bitch
a hamster wheel.
385
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,607
What you gonna do
about it, Jemima?
386
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:21,442
The hell you just call me?
387
00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:25,196
I said, what you gonna do?
388
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,532
Lightning fast!
389
00:24:29,408 --> 00:24:30,888
Did you see
the Fillmore coach's face?
390
00:24:31,661 --> 00:24:34,747
He had no idea what happened to him.
You happened to him.
391
00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:36,207
I just ran, Coach.
392
00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:37,734
Well,
Watson, you just ran yourself
393
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,030
into the high
school record book.
394
00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:40,962
That gonna help
with scholarships?
395
00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:42,688
Girl, colleges will
be fighting over you.
396
00:24:44,507 --> 00:24:45,925
Now, you get dressed.
Okay.
397
00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:49,053
I'll introduce you around, all right?
They're all waiting.
398
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,034
You ran good.
399
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:12,994
I know it.
400
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:25,340
The universe did you wrong. Then
they took away your track, I get it.
401
00:25:26,216 --> 00:25:28,134
What you talking 'bout,
you get it?
402
00:25:28,218 --> 00:25:30,803
Yo, go on back to the suburbs,
string cheese.
403
00:25:31,428 --> 00:25:34,431
I was like you once.
Pissed off,
404
00:25:35,558 --> 00:25:38,228
thought the world
owed me something.
405
00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:41,731
It took me a long time
to let go of that anger.
406
00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:45,400
Bitch, you lying to yourself with
this whole Namaste bullshit.
407
00:25:45,609 --> 00:25:47,362
You're a step ahead already,
408
00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:50,698
channeling your feelings
through physical activity,
409
00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:53,993
which means,
the mind and body connect.
410
00:25:54,869 --> 00:25:58,748
Who touched you, yo?
Was it your uncle?
411
00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:02,585
Your daddy?
412
00:26:03,211 --> 00:26:07,590
Okay, you want to project your
issues onto me? That's cool.
413
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:10,927
But I feel bad for you.
414
00:26:12,345 --> 00:26:16,933
That negative energy
is gonna eat you up inside.
415
00:26:18,101 --> 00:26:20,019
Man, you this deep in the shit,
416
00:26:20,144 --> 00:26:22,063
you must have done
something fucking evil.
417
00:26:22,897 --> 00:26:23,898
Huh?
418
00:26:25,816 --> 00:26:27,610
Why you in here, yo?
419
00:26:28,945 --> 00:26:30,405
Did you kill someone?
420
00:26:31,864 --> 00:26:33,950
You fucked a kid?
421
00:26:34,284 --> 00:26:35,285
Oh!
422
00:26:36,786 --> 00:26:38,246
You kill a kid?
423
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,299
That's what I thought.
424
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:54,971
Huh!
425
00:27:12,322 --> 00:27:14,407
Chapman, come in.
426
00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:16,993
Or vojdite,
as they say in Kiev.
427
00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:18,202
Ahh!
428
00:27:18,661 --> 00:27:19,954
Are you planning a vacation?
429
00:27:20,121 --> 00:27:21,496
If I were,
it would be somewhere
430
00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:23,022
you drink rum out
of a mini volcano.
431
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,751
What can I do for you?
432
00:27:26,543 --> 00:27:27,544
The track.
433
00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:30,172
You know, I once saw this
lecture on YouTube called
434
00:27:30,173 --> 00:27:32,049
"23 and 1/2 Hours."
435
00:27:32,175 --> 00:27:35,052
It's one of those things where
someone draws on a whiteboard?
436
00:27:35,178 --> 00:27:36,511
And it says...
437
00:27:37,054 --> 00:27:39,414
Well, if the Internet says it,
then we better listen up, eh?
438
00:27:41,267 --> 00:27:42,268
Hmm.
439
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,023
How much money does this institution
spend on healthcare per year?
440
00:27:48,607 --> 00:27:52,945
Walking for a half an hour a day
reduces the risk of anxiety,
441
00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:57,033
arthritis, depression, things
like dementia and diabetes.
442
00:27:57,116 --> 00:27:58,159
It helps with everything.
443
00:27:58,242 --> 00:28:01,287
If you could save money
on medical expenses
444
00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:04,623
with something as simple as
walking, why wouldn't you?
445
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,456
I mean, in the long term...
446
00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:10,338
No one here gives a crap
about the long term, Chapman.
447
00:28:11,214 --> 00:28:12,256
Yo, Preparation H.
448
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:16,010
Oops. Sorry.
449
00:28:16,219 --> 00:28:19,347
I'll come back when you're
done taking orders.
450
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:25,061
Sitting around all day
is the worst possible thing
451
00:28:25,186 --> 00:28:26,729
that you can do for your body.
452
00:28:26,854 --> 00:28:28,014
We're already doing the time.
453
00:28:28,064 --> 00:28:29,482
I've got a deal
for you, Chapman.
454
00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:36,239
Caputo thinks a CO's been putting
inside photos on the Internet,
455
00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:39,950
but I think that kind of nonsense
is too stupid even for a CO.
456
00:28:40,326 --> 00:28:41,660
I don't know
what you're asking.
457
00:28:42,995 --> 00:28:47,166
Let's say an inmate is hiding a
camera or a cell phone or something.
458
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:52,713
And you find it for me, I'll take
a look at opening that track.
459
00:28:55,758 --> 00:28:57,634
Prison's a big place,
Mr. Healy.
460
00:28:58,428 --> 00:29:00,430
I have confidence in you.
461
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,532
Prisoner return to custody.
Prisoner return to custody.
462
00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:23,660
What's with the grin, Bennett? You
got some new silk panties on?
463
00:29:26,622 --> 00:29:30,293
Or what,
you get laid or something?
464
00:29:33,504 --> 00:29:35,131
Oh, shit!
465
00:29:35,214 --> 00:29:37,467
Bennett got laid!
466
00:29:38,468 --> 00:29:41,804
Come on, man. Spill the beans,
you fucking pussy monster.
467
00:29:41,887 --> 00:29:43,097
Was she Asian?
468
00:29:43,222 --> 00:29:44,432
No.
469
00:29:45,224 --> 00:29:47,726
I hear their
shit goes sideways.
470
00:29:49,479 --> 00:29:51,314
Well? Go ahead.
471
00:29:53,941 --> 00:29:55,234
Okay, I got laid.
472
00:29:55,318 --> 00:29:59,822
Yes! I knew it! I knew it,
you dirty whore! Come on.
473
00:30:00,656 --> 00:30:03,033
I couldn't be prouder if I was your dad.
474
00:30:03,993 --> 00:30:07,497
Tell me, man.
What about her tits?
475
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:11,250
Were they like big
floppy fucking milk jugs
476
00:30:11,334 --> 00:30:13,169
or a nice,
tight, little handful?
477
00:30:13,294 --> 00:30:14,462
What was it?
478
00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:19,008
They were fake.
479
00:30:19,175 --> 00:30:20,176
Oh!
480
00:30:20,801 --> 00:30:25,556
She's half-Asian,
half-Brazilian.
481
00:30:28,184 --> 00:30:29,352
She's got this sister.
482
00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:34,524
Jesus fucking Christ.
483
00:30:37,443 --> 00:30:42,114
Miss Jefferson, why do you
deserve to be released?
484
00:30:42,198 --> 00:30:43,533
Thank you, sir.
485
00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:45,201
Let the record show
486
00:30:45,326 --> 00:30:48,204
I only had three infractions
for all my time here.
487
00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:52,542
One was for smacking a bitch for not
respecting my ice machine choices,
488
00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:56,712
and, well, the second...
They was bullshit.
489
00:30:56,795 --> 00:31:00,257
Also, I ain't never missed a
day workin' in the library.
490
00:31:00,466 --> 00:31:04,428
Don't say, "workin'," say, "employed."
The shit sound more elegant.
491
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,264
Also, maybe go easy
on the bitch-smacking?
492
00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:08,641
Like, don't bring that shit up.
493
00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:11,477
All right.
Miss Jefferson,
494
00:31:11,602 --> 00:31:13,563
what have you learned from
your time in prison?
495
00:31:13,688 --> 00:31:15,898
Learned?
I ain't learned nothing.
496
00:31:16,023 --> 00:31:19,318
I came in this motherfucker
innocent, I'm still innocent.
497
00:31:19,402 --> 00:31:20,403
You keep talkin'
about innocent,
498
00:31:20,570 --> 00:31:21,529
you gonna slide on back in here
499
00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,280
like you got
a magnet up your ass.
500
00:31:23,406 --> 00:31:24,448
I ain't do nothing.
501
00:31:24,574 --> 00:31:25,866
Look, me, neither, all right?
502
00:31:25,991 --> 00:31:28,632
We are all just in here 'cause we
took a wrong turn goin' to church.
503
00:31:29,412 --> 00:31:33,499
Listen, what you did or didn't do.
That shit is irrelevant now.
504
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:34,917
You gotta show remorse, fool.
505
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,920
Tell 'em you met Jesus, you go
and seen the error of your ways.
506
00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:40,089
Now you gonna help
the underprivileged youth
507
00:31:40,214 --> 00:31:42,216
learn to play chess or whatnot.
508
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:44,500
You know, so they don't end up
like your sorry ass self.
509
00:31:44,552 --> 00:31:45,720
Man, I ain't sorry!
510
00:31:45,802 --> 00:31:47,221
Aye, look, look, look.
This bitch!
511
00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:48,431
Tell 'em, tell 'em
you goin' to college.
512
00:31:48,556 --> 00:31:49,806
Man, what if I did?
513
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:53,436
What you gonna major in?
Ebonics?
514
00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:55,229
I could be a law secretary.
515
00:31:55,312 --> 00:31:58,399
The shit I learned in my job, I'm
like Rain Man with that shit.
516
00:31:58,482 --> 00:32:01,151
You know what, sit your ass down.
It's time to get serious.
517
00:32:04,947 --> 00:32:06,323
What you gonna do about hair?
518
00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:07,491
Oh!
519
00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:16,125
But if you get
some puta pregnant...
520
00:33:23,192 --> 00:33:25,861
Gonna go and
bounce on daddy's lap?
521
00:33:27,196 --> 00:33:28,197
What did I do now?
522
00:33:28,698 --> 00:33:30,324
Don't be all cute, college.
523
00:33:32,201 --> 00:33:34,787
Have you seen my teeth?
Like, really?
524
00:33:35,204 --> 00:33:36,372
Wow. They're...
525
00:33:37,122 --> 00:33:38,207
Pretty fucked up, huh?
526
00:33:38,374 --> 00:33:39,458
Yeah.
527
00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:40,959
Genetics mostly.
528
00:33:41,293 --> 00:33:42,294
Oh.
529
00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,339
But my cousin, she's doin'
15 over at Lexington,
530
00:33:45,422 --> 00:33:50,010
and she got a whole new set from
the United States of America,
531
00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:51,887
D-O-C.
532
00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:54,014
Congratulations.
533
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,481
So it's fine that
you're teacher's pet and all,
534
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,227
but let's,
like, see what you can do.
535
00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:01,772
You want new teeth?
536
00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:07,236
Oh! Because of WAC.
537
00:34:07,778 --> 00:34:10,573
The thing is, I don't think I can.
It's not even a real thing.
538
00:34:10,698 --> 00:34:12,949
You think you're some kind
of special, don't you?
539
00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:14,451
No, I'm serious. It's a scam.
540
00:34:14,577 --> 00:34:15,952
Which, when you think about it,
541
00:34:16,078 --> 00:34:17,954
we really all
should've seen coming.
542
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,750
Let me
tell you something, college.
543
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,920
They're gonna treat you nice
and they're gonna use you.
544
00:34:26,255 --> 00:34:28,674
Then when you're all used up,
545
00:34:28,883 --> 00:34:32,344
you ain't gonna be nothin'.
546
00:34:33,095 --> 00:34:34,513
Knock it off, Pennsatucky.
547
00:34:36,891 --> 00:34:40,102
You sellin' us out? For what?
548
00:34:53,156 --> 00:34:56,368
Now, if it was me, I think I'd leave
the grunt work to the grunts.
549
00:34:56,452 --> 00:34:57,453
Hmm.
550
00:34:57,953 --> 00:35:01,957
I let the girls do this, half the
potato comes off with the peel.
551
00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:07,963
Seems to me like you're just
aching to put that down for a few
552
00:35:08,839 --> 00:35:09,924
and make me a sandwich.
553
00:35:10,758 --> 00:35:12,008
Not particularly.
554
00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:23,228
What kind?
555
00:35:24,814 --> 00:35:26,231
Balogna and cheese.
556
00:35:29,109 --> 00:35:30,486
No mustard.
557
00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:33,196
Double the mayo.
558
00:35:34,114 --> 00:35:36,283
Oh...
559
00:35:36,492 --> 00:35:37,891
This is great.
560
00:35:39,453 --> 00:35:45,125
This makes me very happy.
561
00:35:47,169 --> 00:35:48,170
See?
562
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,257
You didn't want to
do it at first, right?
563
00:35:52,341 --> 00:35:56,219
But, now, I'm happy,
and it's no big deal for you.
564
00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:57,638
What do you want?
565
00:35:57,763 --> 00:35:59,055
I wanna be friends.
566
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,144
Friends who take
care of each other.
567
00:36:06,092 --> 00:36:09,136
You got boxes coming in
with a little something extra.
568
00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:11,430
Maybe your guy gets with my guy
569
00:36:11,555 --> 00:36:13,140
and brings in
something extra for me.
570
00:36:15,017 --> 00:36:16,727
No problem.
571
00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:20,773
Just tell me if you want
zit cream or pantyhose.
572
00:36:21,774 --> 00:36:26,153
What my guy sends, it's a little
more of a specialty item.
573
00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:29,823
Since when are
pills so special?
574
00:36:30,741 --> 00:36:31,784
Give you 5%.
575
00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:38,165
What am I supposed to do with 5%?
Burn it for heat?
576
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:42,295
My commissary maxes out at $300
577
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:45,131
and I got all
the toothpaste I need.
578
00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:48,426
10%, final offer.
579
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,511
I...
580
00:36:53,264 --> 00:36:57,977
...don't do that shit!
581
00:36:58,269 --> 00:37:03,690
This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit!
It doesn't matter what you do.
582
00:37:04,942 --> 00:37:07,194
It's the doing
that makes you dirty.
583
00:37:08,446 --> 00:37:10,656
Don't play games with me, Red.
584
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:14,160
You got no more moves, Mendez.
585
00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:18,122
This is it, man.
586
00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:23,085
There is nothing here.
587
00:37:25,296 --> 00:37:28,507
You got nothing on me.
588
00:37:41,854 --> 00:37:44,064
Oh, man!
589
00:37:47,485 --> 00:37:50,363
Guess things just
got messy in here.
590
00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,498
Everything's been deleted off this
phone except for these photos.
591
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,375
I know! People, right?
592
00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:04,251
Well, where was it?
In the trash can.
593
00:38:04,418 --> 00:38:05,419
Where?
594
00:38:06,253 --> 00:38:07,796
I don't know, I just found it.
595
00:38:09,507 --> 00:38:11,008
You know,
I appreciate that fact that
596
00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:12,634
you don't wanna
snitch on anyone.
597
00:38:13,344 --> 00:38:16,263
The way these inmates treat
snitches, it's ugly.
598
00:38:17,473 --> 00:38:21,435
But if you can't tell me
who owns this phone,
599
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,729
I'm afraid I can't
help you with the track.
600
00:38:24,063 --> 00:38:26,899
That is not what you said to me.
You said specifically...
601
00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:31,945
I'm sorry, I don't know what you heard.
But, unless I have a name...
602
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:37,784
Enjoy the phone.
603
00:38:40,913 --> 00:38:42,664
Nice work, Chapman.
604
00:38:45,418 --> 00:38:48,921
I'm giving you one more minute to
pout and then I'm shaving you bald.
605
00:38:50,506 --> 00:38:51,965
Sporting a chunk
of white girl hair,
606
00:38:52,091 --> 00:38:53,652
look like you took
a scalp or some shit.
607
00:38:54,427 --> 00:38:55,844
Yo, yo, you need
to get you that
608
00:38:55,969 --> 00:38:57,388
Michelle Obama hair, for reals.
609
00:38:57,471 --> 00:38:59,932
White folks scared of Obama.
610
00:39:00,099 --> 00:39:04,937
I wanna look like Mo'Nique
from Essence magazine, 2008.
611
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,397
Girl, please, ain't enough
relaxer in the world
612
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,481
for that bullshit.
613
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,442
Now what makes you
so sure the board is white?
614
00:39:09,567 --> 00:39:10,526
Point. True.
615
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:13,279
There be brothers on the board,
I'm gonna be free at last, yo,
616
00:39:13,362 --> 00:39:16,449
'cause ain't no black man
gonna let a fine black woman
617
00:39:16,532 --> 00:39:18,909
such as me hide
her light in jail.
618
00:39:18,992 --> 00:39:22,580
Fool, brother is gonna be harder
on you, to show he got no bias.
619
00:39:22,662 --> 00:39:24,457
Shit, you better
hope for the whities.
620
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:25,791
Yo, hope for white women.
621
00:39:25,874 --> 00:39:28,668
Y'all know how they love drinking
wine with their friends,
622
00:39:28,794 --> 00:39:31,338
talking 'bout how sad it is, black
folks ain't got their fair shakes.
623
00:39:31,464 --> 00:39:33,673
What, giving their housekeepers
a extra day off and shit.
624
00:39:33,799 --> 00:39:35,217
Y'all know what I'm saying?
625
00:39:35,301 --> 00:39:38,887
So you wanna look
like the black best friend
626
00:39:39,221 --> 00:39:40,431
in the white girl movie?
627
00:39:40,514 --> 00:39:44,768
Right. Okay, so you got Regina
King in Miss Congeniality.
628
00:39:44,893 --> 00:39:48,230
You got Alicia Keys in that
Nanny Diaries bullshit
629
00:39:48,314 --> 00:39:49,514
with ScarJo.
I didn't see that.
630
00:39:50,774 --> 00:39:52,734
And Regina King
in Legally Blonde.
631
00:39:54,027 --> 00:39:55,613
Now, you not thinking
big enough.
632
00:39:55,779 --> 00:39:56,905
What?
633
00:39:57,197 --> 00:39:58,698
Viola Davis.
634
00:39:59,241 --> 00:40:00,242
Oh.
635
00:40:00,618 --> 00:40:01,994
Eat Pray Love, motherfuckers!
636
00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:04,079
I gotta live
with this hair, yo.
637
00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:06,499
Do me like Rihanna.
638
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:09,876
Rihanna when? She had, like, 26
hairdos in the past two years.
639
00:40:10,127 --> 00:40:12,171
2009 Rihanna, I got to spell
that shit out for you?
640
00:40:12,338 --> 00:40:14,881
Look, everybody's still hatin'
on Chris Brown,
641
00:40:15,007 --> 00:40:17,843
so maybe they'll throw me a
bone gettin' back at that fool.
642
00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:20,387
♪ Beat a bitch down
643
00:40:20,513 --> 00:40:22,055
♪ If you're named Chris Brown
644
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,723
♪ Beat a bitch down ♪
645
00:40:32,650 --> 00:40:33,775
The fuck is that?
646
00:40:34,151 --> 00:40:36,529
Litchfield one,
pussy shutterbug zero.
647
00:40:37,363 --> 00:40:39,031
You put a straw in coffee?
648
00:40:39,406 --> 00:40:40,866
I just had my teeth bleached.
649
00:40:42,451 --> 00:40:43,452
Where was it?
650
00:40:43,785 --> 00:40:45,204
Healy found it.
651
00:40:45,287 --> 00:40:47,873
Good to know someone around
here is on his game.
652
00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,042
He "found" it?
653
00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:52,919
You're buying that, no contest?
654
00:40:53,045 --> 00:40:55,797
What, you think Healy's
running around here like a frat boy
655
00:40:55,881 --> 00:40:57,090
taking pictures of snatch?
656
00:40:58,551 --> 00:40:59,751
I think we should look into it.
657
00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:02,721
Seems kind of irrelevant now,
don't you think?
658
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,393
We both know you're
after my job, Joe.
659
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,812
But I'm not worried. Never have been.
Know why?
660
00:41:11,188 --> 00:41:13,315
'Cause you get
mired down in pettiness
661
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,568
instead of
stepping your shit up.
662
00:41:16,985 --> 00:41:18,320
Nice haircut, by the way.
663
00:41:34,169 --> 00:41:35,212
Thanks.
664
00:41:35,504 --> 00:41:36,672
Sure.
665
00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:39,925
I keep feeling like I know you
from somewhere.
666
00:41:41,093 --> 00:41:42,333
You didn't go to Smith,
did you?
667
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:45,931
Cabot High Wildcats?
668
00:41:46,014 --> 00:41:47,266
Nope.
669
00:41:48,058 --> 00:41:50,603
You know, I lived in Red Hook
for a while after college.
670
00:41:51,437 --> 00:41:53,313
I used to bag
groceries at Fairway.
671
00:41:53,439 --> 00:41:54,607
No way!
672
00:41:54,814 --> 00:41:56,734
Oh, my God, I remember you.
673
00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:58,235
You were always
forgetting your cloth bags.
674
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,760
And I would pack
everything in paper
675
00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:01,947
and then you'd remember and get
the bags out of your purse
676
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,365
and make me
re-pack everything.
677
00:42:03,907 --> 00:42:06,744
Oh, boy. Yeah, I guess that did
happen a couple of times, huh.
678
00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:10,289
Every time. For months.
You were a pain in the ass.
679
00:42:10,372 --> 00:42:11,707
Well...
680
00:42:11,915 --> 00:42:14,209
Who'da thunk we'd
end up here, huh?
681
00:42:15,586 --> 00:42:19,214
Anyway, I just want you to know,
that as far as I'm concerned,
682
00:42:19,298 --> 00:42:21,133
you and me are the same.
683
00:42:21,883 --> 00:42:22,884
Pardon?
684
00:42:22,968 --> 00:42:23,969
The only
difference between us is,
685
00:42:24,052 --> 00:42:26,805
when I made bad decisions in
life, I didn't get caught.
686
00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:29,099
It coulda been me
here in khaki, easy.
687
00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:31,727
Thank you for saying that.
688
00:42:34,313 --> 00:42:35,814
You know,
it's really nice to know
689
00:42:35,939 --> 00:42:37,441
that there's
somebody on our side.
690
00:42:37,899 --> 00:42:39,401
Well, you know.
691
00:42:42,237 --> 00:42:45,282
You know what would really help
to boost morale around here?
692
00:42:49,787 --> 00:42:51,497
You know, I saw that
bitch heading on over
693
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:54,833
to Healy's office,
looking guilty as fuck.
694
00:42:56,042 --> 00:42:59,171
Guess suckin' dick's a little
easier than honest hard work.
695
00:42:59,338 --> 00:43:01,298
I feel sorry for her.
696
00:43:04,384 --> 00:43:06,261
You're right, Leanne.
Compassion
697
00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:08,305
is what we got
over the monkeys.
698
00:43:09,515 --> 00:43:10,683
You know what, though?
699
00:43:10,808 --> 00:43:14,894
Compassion ain't gonna help this
girl learn the way of things.
700
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:16,563
I learned, we all learned.
701
00:43:17,481 --> 00:43:20,859
And that is that you have get
broken down to get raised back up.
702
00:43:21,109 --> 00:43:25,155
You know, I'm with you, hon.
Really.
703
00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:28,325
She's Waspy and
entitled and always
704
00:43:28,408 --> 00:43:30,035
asking if you have
this in whole grain,
705
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,287
she's got the Bambi shtick
going on, I get all of it.
706
00:43:32,705 --> 00:43:36,249
But I'm gonna need you to
shut the fuck up about her
707
00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,752
and get over your shit.
708
00:43:39,169 --> 00:43:40,212
Or what?
709
00:43:47,553 --> 00:43:49,054
Or I will fuck you.
710
00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:52,140
Literally.
711
00:43:53,225 --> 00:43:55,728
I will sneak into your bunk
in the middle of the night
712
00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:57,771
and I'll lick your pussy.
713
00:43:58,188 --> 00:44:01,483
And I will do it
so good and so soft
714
00:44:01,567 --> 00:44:04,778
that you're gonna be on the edge
of coming by the time you wake up,
715
00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:06,238
and then I'll stop.
716
00:44:07,823 --> 00:44:10,242
And you'll be half asleep
and you'll beg for it.
717
00:44:10,367 --> 00:44:11,577
Oh, you will beg for it.
718
00:44:13,662 --> 00:44:16,248
And maybe I'll be nice,
and maybe I won't,
719
00:44:16,373 --> 00:44:19,501
but if I am nice?
The things you feel?
720
00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:24,089
They will ruin you forever.
721
00:44:26,425 --> 00:44:30,387
So, you know, choose.
722
00:44:35,141 --> 00:44:37,977
And exhale slowly.
723
00:44:41,356 --> 00:44:45,110
And float all the way down.
724
00:44:49,782 --> 00:44:51,533
Halfway up,
725
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,957
and now roll all
the way down again,
726
00:45:03,211 --> 00:45:06,715
bend at the waist,
and let the arms hang.
727
00:45:11,969 --> 00:45:16,391
And continue to breathe,
and hang.
728
00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:40,874
Hey, what up?
729
00:45:40,998 --> 00:45:42,167
Hi.
730
00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:44,711
You got a minute? My man,
Three-D, wants to chat.
731
00:46:11,864 --> 00:46:13,448
You that track and
field girl, right?
732
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:15,868
Yeah.
733
00:46:18,495 --> 00:46:19,705
You can't be here, yo.
734
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:21,456
Little Frank told
me to come on by.
735
00:46:21,581 --> 00:46:24,001
Little Frank is not
a forward thinker.
736
00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:32,885
Look around you.
What you see?
737
00:46:34,386 --> 00:46:37,848
A party. People.
738
00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:39,182
What kinda people?
739
00:46:41,894 --> 00:46:42,936
Your crew.
740
00:46:43,436 --> 00:46:46,105
My crew, we thugs.
741
00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:52,863
We ain't finished school, we got
what we got until the next bust.
742
00:46:53,613 --> 00:46:55,490
It look like
you're doing okay to me.
743
00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:01,914
You're the real thing,
you feel me?
744
00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:05,333
Everything we playin' at,
everything we holdin',
745
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,627
you can have it for real.
746
00:47:09,671 --> 00:47:11,965
You wanna fuck that up,
that's on you.
747
00:47:12,925 --> 00:47:14,509
I can't carry that.
748
00:47:16,261 --> 00:47:18,013
Yo, Richie.
749
00:47:22,475 --> 00:47:23,769
Make sure she gets home.
750
00:47:24,644 --> 00:47:28,815
You need money for sneakers
or whatever, give me a shout.
751
00:47:33,904 --> 00:47:35,906
I know where the door is.
752
00:47:48,627 --> 00:47:49,962
What up, rocket girl?
753
00:47:52,213 --> 00:47:53,840
I got booted, that's what.
754
00:47:53,966 --> 00:47:57,176
Well, Three-D got his own
ideas about right and wrong,
755
00:47:57,302 --> 00:47:58,971
like he Robin Hood
or something.
756
00:48:00,137 --> 00:48:01,180
And who are you?
757
00:48:01,932 --> 00:48:06,061
You wanna party, I'm the brother
that's not gonna stop you.
758
00:48:08,814 --> 00:48:12,859
You know, 'cause you got those
thick thighs on you, girl, like...
759
00:48:13,110 --> 00:48:15,361
Look good on a woman. Yeah.
760
00:48:15,946 --> 00:48:18,698
I usually go running and...
761
00:48:20,575 --> 00:48:23,328
Now, that dress, that's
not doin' you any favors.
762
00:48:27,248 --> 00:48:28,667
Let's share.
763
00:48:36,883 --> 00:48:38,510
Thank you.
764
00:48:38,593 --> 00:48:41,346
Dude, $3 tip on a $67 tab?
765
00:48:41,471 --> 00:48:44,349
What, is 70 your lucky number
or something? What is that?
766
00:48:45,851 --> 00:48:47,019
D-bag.
767
00:48:50,772 --> 00:48:51,773
What'll you have?
768
00:48:54,567 --> 00:48:55,568
This.
769
00:48:56,277 --> 00:48:57,988
I'm buying you a drink.
770
00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:02,951
Uh... Margarita?
771
00:49:04,619 --> 00:49:05,745
Okay.
772
00:49:11,376 --> 00:49:13,378
Let me ask you something.
773
00:49:15,047 --> 00:49:16,882
Do I seem pathetic to you?
774
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:19,551
Before or after you
asked that question?
775
00:49:21,011 --> 00:49:22,846
This is my first
time out by myself.
776
00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:26,892
First time in
a long time, I mean.
777
00:49:28,060 --> 00:49:34,024
And I just don't wanna
be, you know, that guy.
778
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,739
That guy?
779
00:49:42,281 --> 00:49:44,450
That guy's worth
about $75 million.
780
00:49:45,618 --> 00:49:48,329
Yeah. He writes
action movies about robots
781
00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:50,053
that turn into other robots,
or something.
782
00:49:50,498 --> 00:49:51,624
And he tips well.
783
00:49:54,377 --> 00:49:55,754
You're doing just fine.
784
00:50:01,968 --> 00:50:02,969
Cheers.
785
00:50:03,095 --> 00:50:04,137
And to you.
786
00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:11,937
So what's your story?
787
00:50:15,941 --> 00:50:17,943
Jesus Christ.
788
00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:19,276
What?
789
00:50:19,945 --> 00:50:21,780
What's my story?
790
00:50:21,947 --> 00:50:23,782
I'm sorry, did I piss you off?
791
00:50:23,907 --> 00:50:26,283
No, you... Yes.
792
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:28,411
Yes, I'm pissed off.
793
00:50:29,454 --> 00:50:32,082
Because, you're gorgeous.
794
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:36,335
Your mouth is amazing.
Your neck?
795
00:50:36,461 --> 00:50:38,755
My God, your ass looks
great in those jeans.
796
00:50:38,838 --> 00:50:41,133
No offense,
I'm sorry, I just...
797
00:50:41,216 --> 00:50:43,260
And I feel shitty for
even looking at you.
798
00:50:43,342 --> 00:50:46,138
Because I have a fiancee.
799
00:50:48,389 --> 00:50:49,975
And you know what
else I can't do?
800
00:50:51,226 --> 00:50:52,309
Look at her.
801
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,897
Because she's in
fucking prison.
802
00:50:56,606 --> 00:51:01,278
Yeah, yeah, because she did
something stupid and crazy and...
803
00:51:02,988 --> 00:51:07,993
...indicative of an ominously
shaky moral compass.
804
00:51:08,118 --> 00:51:11,537
And as a result I am stuck
here, alone, at this bar.
805
00:51:11,663 --> 00:51:14,499
Talking to you and enjoying it
and feeling like an asshole.
806
00:51:17,836 --> 00:51:19,671
Polly was right.
Fuck her.
807
00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:31,266
I'm gonna be in
the New York Times.
808
00:51:42,652 --> 00:51:45,571
Track is back open.
F-your-I.
809
00:51:45,697 --> 00:51:47,032
Pardon me?
810
00:51:48,033 --> 00:51:51,703
I'm reassigning Fischer, eight
hours a week. Her request.
811
00:51:52,162 --> 00:51:54,664
Apparently,
there's some film thing
812
00:51:54,789 --> 00:51:57,334
going around,
23 hours or whatever,
813
00:51:57,416 --> 00:52:01,880
says how exercise saves us
bucks in the long term.
814
00:52:02,379 --> 00:52:05,633
Which appeals to you, 'cause you're
chief bean-counter now, right?
815
00:52:06,634 --> 00:52:07,635
Uhh...
816
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,305
Fig is gonna eat that shit up.
817
00:52:10,722 --> 00:52:12,563
You come up with this
in a vision or something?
818
00:52:13,350 --> 00:52:16,811
It was all Fischer.
Trust the woman, right?
819
00:52:18,395 --> 00:52:21,066
Doesn't threaten
me to admit it,
820
00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:23,902
that is one smart piece of ass.
821
00:52:31,243 --> 00:52:34,579
No, no, no, no, no!
Mi Diablo! No!
822
00:52:46,258 --> 00:52:47,759
Holy shit.
823
00:52:53,848 --> 00:52:55,267
Jesus Christ, Flores.
824
00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:05,484
That was the only place in this
prison I could take a shit. Fuck!
825
00:53:06,736 --> 00:53:08,071
Fucking dios.
826
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:25,462
You make them wait,
it ain't gonna help.
827
00:53:38,726 --> 00:53:40,728
Have a seat, Miss Jefferson.
828
00:53:57,578 --> 00:54:00,665
Yo. Yo, you see
that nigga face?
829
00:54:00,832 --> 00:54:02,499
Yo, Islam motherfucker
got so much beard,
830
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:04,385
he ain't seen his own face
since high school.
831
00:54:04,461 --> 00:54:06,087
Ain't no Islam, he a Sikh.
You racist.
832
00:54:08,131 --> 00:54:09,331
Hit the corner, hit the corner.
833
00:54:09,341 --> 00:54:10,581
We gonna lose
'em at the corner.
834
00:54:13,678 --> 00:54:15,347
Wait up, yo!
Come on!
835
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:18,057
I said, wait up.
Don't be showin' off.
836
00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:21,894
Put your hands
where I can see them!
837
00:54:22,603 --> 00:54:26,858
Get down on the ground.
Get down on the ground!
838
00:54:27,192 --> 00:54:28,525
Okay, okay.
839
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:03,728
This don't make us even.
840
00:55:06,231 --> 00:55:07,357
Okay.
841
00:55:33,049 --> 00:55:43,969
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