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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:28,653 Doug, Doug, Doug! 2 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,322 Doug, Doug, Doug! 3 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:15,091 A long time ago, when I got hooked on 4 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,139 watching Michael Jackson's Live in Bucharest, 5 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,966 and also watching 6 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,099 "Stop Making Sense" by the Talking Heads. 7 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,015 And I was just watching it over and over and over. 8 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:29,105 I was just completely enthralled by it. 9 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,152 Gina turned to me and said, "You could do that." 10 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,110 And I was like, "Nah." 11 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,330 And she-- and she's like, "Yeah, just go do it." 12 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,201 And I'm like, "Okay." 13 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,421 Well, the thought really never left my head, 14 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,814 so I blame her for this whole thing. 15 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,999 So, what do you guys want to know about Dougie? 16 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,307 So, you've been around for seven years? 17 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,831 -Yeah. -So you'�ve seen... 18 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:03,052 The good, the bad, the ugly. 19 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,664 The funny, the transformation. 20 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,231 Okay, let's talk about the transformation. 21 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,756 Doug was always a nice guy. 22 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:17,197 He'll come in, smile, 23 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,373 "How you doing? Hello." 24 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,203 And he's in his office... 25 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:27,207 doing important-- important stuff. 26 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:31,559 Well, the last year and a half, two years... 27 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,039 he's changed. 28 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,217 There he is, there's my brother. 29 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:41,569 He was very smart, but he was picked on as a kid. 30 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,268 He was bullied by the cool kids. 31 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:46,922 He wasn't a cool kid. 32 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:51,013 Uh, this is a plaque that, 33 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:55,539 um, Gina gave me, I think for, uh, Christmas one year. 34 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,586 It says, "Happiness is being married 35 00:03:58,629 --> 00:03:59,804 to your best friend." 36 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,677 These are my wedding pictures. 37 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,201 She got me a beautiful owl ornament for my office. 38 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,204 I mean we have owls all over the house at home. 39 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:11,555 Caricatures, stuffed owls, pictures of owls. 40 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,253 I mean we just-- We like owls. 41 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:16,865 Doug was your typical accountant, 42 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,649 that you would expect to see 43 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,564 when you walk into a company for the first time. 44 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:24,046 Very conservative, very buttoned up, 45 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,656 um, by the book. 46 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,790 And, uh, I had no idea 47 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,574 that Doug liked to sing and dance. 48 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,750 We did a Grease Lightning, 49 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:37,059 uh, act for the talent show and we didn't win. 50 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,756 Although I think we should have. 51 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,671 Somebody else sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" 52 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:44,501 and had a beautiful voice, but this was hours of rehearsal. 53 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,416 The first thing I noticed was his voice. 54 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,375 I was just gonna say. 55 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,812 -What about his voice? -It's just-- It's so good. 56 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,944 -It's, like-- -It'�s sexy in a weird way. 57 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,990 But I don't want to say that on camera. 58 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,732 There are pictures of him... 59 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,170 in the play, right here. 60 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,954 There he is on stage. 61 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,565 This isSunday Morning Caf� 62 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,523 and I'm your host, Doug McCorkle. 63 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,264 I'm here with you every Sunday from six to nine, 64 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,048 playing a mixture of new age music 65 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,963 for your Sunday morning listening pleasure. 66 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,791 He was the DJ 67 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,141 for a radio program out of Vassar. 68 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,274 I was aware of his voice then. 69 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,451 That he sounded amazing over the radio. 70 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,975 Alasdair Fraser and Paul Machlis 71 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,064 from their album,Skyedance. 72 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:29,633 And we finished off with, well, one of the classics, 73 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:33,768 Enya, and from her release called "The Memory of Trees." 74 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:39,469 Well, I love to listen to music when I'm in the car. 75 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,690 I love to hum along and sing along to tunes 76 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,605 that I really love... 77 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,044 um, but it's especially fun to fantasize about 78 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,568 putting it into some sort of, uh... 79 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:55,398 music video format, 80 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,662 or whether it would be performing it live. 81 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,669 Excellent. 82 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,412 again. 83 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:13,938 Spit! 84 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,897 In an office, nobody'�s spitting on people 85 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,333 -when they'�re talking. -Okay. 86 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,727 So-- But here, spit. 87 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,424 Blah. Open the mouth. 88 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:25,123 As you practice, your range will expand. 89 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,474 -Oh, really? -Yes. 90 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,954 So, your lowest note will get lower, 91 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:31,739 your highest note will get higher 92 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,610 and your tessitura will expand. 93 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,439 One more. 94 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,442 It'�s up. 95 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,009 You got all the way up here. 96 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,620 Wow, that's pretty cool. 97 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:44,752 Okay. 98 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:50,061 Oh, I've been in this office for 18 years. 99 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,063 -I've been a good... -Hey, Doug! 100 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:54,239 ...controller and corporate accountant 101 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,937 for most of my life. 102 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,854 Um, I'm really good with numbers, but... 103 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,248 it's not what I want to do for the rest of my life. 104 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,644 I would think over the course of maybe 15 years, 105 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:11,082 it took us to really get Doug to let his hair down. 106 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,606 And when he did, 107 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,173 it was really letting his hair down. 108 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,442 He was reinvented, I don't know what it was, 109 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,226 I thought he went and, like, maybe drank 110 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:26,402 from the fountain of youth or something, 111 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,491 because it was just so drastic... 112 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,232 Crocodile roll. 113 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,277 ...but so long overdue. 114 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,802 Pull it forward and then bring it back. 115 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,239 One. Two. 116 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:40,634 You know, it did happen over a period of time, but I think 117 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:43,071 when he started doing the video last year, 118 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,768 that's really when 119 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,031 we really saw the transformation. 120 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:49,730 I've always had a passion for music, 121 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:54,430 but then most recently, some friends turned me on 122 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,216 to some of the current top 40 music, um... 123 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,089 you know, popular artists like Drake 124 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:04,048 and, um, Ariana Grande. 125 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,137 Now, I'm enjoying watching music videos, 126 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,400 which sometimes drives Gina nuts, but-- 127 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,359 It's fun. 128 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:15,451 And my favorite is watching live concert videos. 129 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,716 I love watching the fans, how excited they get. 130 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,980 Oh, man, it'�s so cool. 131 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,375 Um, and I love the thought of, 132 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,770 um, like, being up on stage and feeling all that energy. 133 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,467 That's-- that's awesome. 134 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,295 They look like they're having such a good time. 135 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,563 Um, in thinking about my retirement, 136 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,478 I thought, "Well... 137 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,046 what better to do 138 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:48,397 -than to do a music video. -Mm-hmm. 139 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,355 Do something and go out with a bang. 140 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:54,142 And so I've started planning for it 141 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,579 and thinking about it and, 142 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,495 you know, when my retirement day comes, 143 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,629 we're gonna surprise '�em and we're gonna find out 144 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,369 whether or not I can dance or not. 145 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,372 So-- And maybe and-- 146 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,505 and also try out singing as well. 147 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,595 Hi, Doug, how are you? 148 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,944 -Hey, Scott. -Nice to see you. 149 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,555 Nice to see you. 150 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:19,384 Um, so when I pictured this music video, 151 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,518 um, which is completely out of character for me, 152 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,737 it was... 153 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,130 It was a guy, 154 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:28,306 a real kind of alpha male character 155 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:32,789 in a smoky, like, dark, sexy club. 156 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,836 And he looks across the room and he sees this woman. 157 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,054 She's like... 158 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,404 nothing he's ever seen. 159 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,884 He-- he just gets riveted to her. 160 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,625 Like West Side Story. 161 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:46,107 Yeah, well, you know, but in a club scene. 162 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,326 This song is about 163 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:52,548 how he's just completely enthralled with her. 164 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,769 He's just like, "Oh, my God." 165 00:09:55,812 --> 00:10:02,471 In my mind had, like, a really smoky, club-driving-- 166 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,342 You want some, like, EDM, or electronic dance music... 167 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,040 -Yeah. -...with the floor 168 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,695 -and the floor pulse. -It's just a real sexy 169 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,218 kind of alpha male... 170 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,176 like song. 171 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,794 So, when I think about the character 172 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,623 that I would play in the music video... 173 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,455 ...um, he is not like me at all. 174 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,807 He is a fantasy. 175 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,724 He is super cool, 176 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:41,423 dressed really hot, like, 177 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:46,428 just looks like a really hot, attractive guy. 178 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,866 Um, something that I've always dreamed of being, 179 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,912 but never was. 180 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,870 -Check this one out. -All right. 181 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,109 Yep. Perfect. 182 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,546 Yeah, I like that a lot. 183 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,943 Maybe the next step would be, I mean, 184 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,901 you sing some vocals to this track? 185 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,338 No, I'm good. 186 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,864 Check. Nope. 187 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,128 Nope. Now they are. 188 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,914 Two, three, four. 189 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,611 -One, two, three, four. -Yeah, check it out. 190 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,570 Yeah, okay. 191 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:46,444 Uh, test, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine-- 192 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,837 -We cool? -Yep. I'm good. 193 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,491 All right. 194 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,147 # I'm in a day 195 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,193 # Hooked on... 196 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,760 Well, I used to sit here 197 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,109 and just fantasize about doing this. 198 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,678 I mean, you know, trying to imagine what it'd be like 199 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,246 to be able to dance and perform like that. 200 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,465 I just love that. 201 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,945 # I can feel you baby 202 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,034 And I kept telling you, you could do it. 203 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,601 -Yes, you did. -I kept saying, 204 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,082 -"You could do that." -Right. 205 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,954 # I see you, baby, you're sexy 206 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,565 # You're reversing on me 207 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:25,962 # You'�re electric, baby # 208 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:30,010 # I'm your floating sailboat 209 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:34,884 # Follow me to whatever 210 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,151 # Hey, come on, baby 211 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,154 # Get over here 212 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,942 I like that. 213 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,508 That was fun. 214 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,235 Can I have your attention please? 215 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,845 The moment you've been waiting for. 216 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,069 Give it up for Doug! 217 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,768 The man of the hour. 218 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,077 Give it up for Doug, y'�all! 219 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,871 So if I can get 220 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,525 all the accounting folks up here... 221 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,575 This was a lot of practice. 222 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,537 # Now, this is a story all about Doug # 223 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,234 # Worked 19 years crunching numbers # 224 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,975 # Which he loved 225 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,761 # Now he drinks martinis 226 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,459 # Tito's to be clear 227 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,375 # No more cosmos, no more beer 228 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,030 # He hangs with creative guys, his new friends # 229 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,424 # And best of all, he switched that Audi for a Benz # 230 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,126 You know, Doug, you've been a part of my life 231 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,780 for 18 years, and when I say a part of my life, 232 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,087 not just my work life, so it's big to me 233 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:36,832 and it sort of feels like a breakup and it's terrible. 234 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,400 You know, you haven't only been a great boss, 235 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,054 but you've been a mentor 236 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,664 and you've been a really good friend. 237 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,361 So, in short, Doug, 238 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,276 I just want to say thank you. 239 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,845 Thank you for an amazing 18 years and we did good. 240 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,157 I'll never forget, I went to a doctor's office once 241 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,072 and she said, "Do you have kids?" 242 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,249 And I said, "No, I don't" and you know what she did? 243 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,991 She turned to me and said, "Is something wrong with you?" 244 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,430 I'd like to introduce our friend, Doug McCorkle. 245 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,432 Doug, come on. 246 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,868 A lot of the people I went 247 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,000 to high school with had kids. 248 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,177 I wanted kids, uh, but you know, 249 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,136 in the end, it worked out that we didn't have kids. 250 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,225 This is what retirement looks like, baby. 251 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,099 It's the shit, let me tell you. 252 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,014 And it also gives us an opportunity 253 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,712 to do things that we do, without a doubt. 254 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,236 Without a doubt. And I think a lot-- 255 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,672 And it gives us the opportunity to retire early, too. 256 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,370 Yeah, and I think a lot of people are like, 257 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,112 "Wow, you know, you get to do that 258 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,940 because you don't have kids," and they'll say that, 259 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,724 "You can do that because you don't have kids." 260 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:46,075 So, when I announced my retirement, 261 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,425 and this was the one that I got asked the most is, 262 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,558 "What are you gonna do after you retire?" 263 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,689 Well... 264 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,475 we'll give you a little taste. 265 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,781 Roll it. 266 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,713 # I'm an electric lampshade 267 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,934 # A wired sex machine 268 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,505 # Download freak of nature 269 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:28,465 # Beam me up, ecstasy 270 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:31,642 # Gonna make you feel sexy again # 271 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:36,038 # The way I feel sexy too 272 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,128 # Stick your fingers in my outlet # 273 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,349 # I'�m feeling you, baby # 274 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,568 # Got some voltage for you 275 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,354 # You'�re in a smoky blue light # 276 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,791 # Smoking chain 277 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:56,189 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near # 278 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:59,409 # Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana 279 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,413 # Sexy, smoky 280 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,808 # Tequila haze 281 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,289 # I get you hooked on me 282 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,297 # Hooked on me 283 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,914 Whether you think what I'm doing is exciting 284 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,568 or whether you think 285 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,439 what I'm doing is completely nuts, 286 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,485 this is really what retirement is meant to be about. 287 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,357 It's about living some dreams and-- and really having 288 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,186 a good time and, man, I hope when you guys-- 289 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,799 All get there, because you will, 290 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,106 I really hope you feel the same way 291 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,239 because it's an adventure. 292 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,979 It really is. 293 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,504 Thank you, guys. 294 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,463 Thank you very much. 295 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,214 And I think a lot of people are like, 296 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,173 "What are you gonna do with Doug around all the time?" 297 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,479 I've always liked being with Doug. 298 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,829 I do. I like being with Doug. 299 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,918 I like-- I like him. 300 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,790 It's nice to have you as a wife, 301 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,748 but it's also great to have you as a best friend too. 302 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,055 That's a nice combo. 303 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,407 Well, today was a nice day to get married. 304 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,063 Well, Gina and I, um... 305 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,545 go through highs and lows together. 306 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,200 No, I'�m okay! I'm too nervous to be cold. 307 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,681 God bless her, she-- she's inflicted 308 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,076 with, um, mental illness. 309 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,252 God! Don'�t panic, Gina. 310 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,602 I was hospitalized once before we even got married. 311 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,388 Right, but we-- I mean, 312 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,478 when you love somebody so much and you really appreciate 313 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,698 who they are, you just-- You tough it out. 314 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,178 I mean, you get through it, 315 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,658 everybody goes through rough times. 316 00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,616 You just tough it out. 317 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,750 That was a lot of fun. 318 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,187 I did that-- We did that a while ago. 319 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:08,103 But um-- There he is! 320 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,583 Beer in hand. 321 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,413 One, two, three. 322 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,069 I wrote the song, I wrote this song, right. 323 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,506 It's all original. 324 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,903 Yeah, I will. I don't know, we'll see. 325 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,297 Rob, very nice to work with you. 326 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,265 I really look forward to it. 327 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,005 I really look forward to it. 328 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,529 I think we'�ll have a lot of fun. 329 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,139 Without a doubt. 330 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:49,057 Thanks, Jazz. Yeah, I will, oh, I will. 331 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,059 It will be a lot of fun. . 332 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,930 Thank you. Thank you. 333 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,628 And I think a lot of people are like, 334 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,673 "Wow, you know, you get to do that 335 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,893 because you don't have kids," and they'll say that, 336 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,590 "You can do that because you don't have kids." 337 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,854 Is that light or dark? 338 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,815 Oh, it'�s an IPA? All right, I'll take one. 339 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,686 -This is good. -So, are you gonna be singing? 340 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,340 -Is that-- that'�s awesome. -Yeah, we're gonna be-- 341 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,776 I'm gonna be having some fun. 342 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,213 -That'�s awesome. -Yeah, singing 343 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,605 -and who knows what. -Singing? 344 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,259 You got an awesome voice, 345 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,869 -you know, I told you that. -It was amazing. 346 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,784 I mean, I-- I can't believe you could sing that well. 347 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,264 What, are you gonna be the next Pitbull? 348 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,527 -How are you? -Pretty good. 349 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,050 -How are you? -Good! 350 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,487 I like the earrings. 351 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,489 No, that was my first try. 352 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,751 And the adrenaline kicks in. 353 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,709 Everything-- everything's good. 354 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,146 I was watching you there 355 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,323 and you totally transformed. 356 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,673 That-- that-- that fire, that-- that energy, 357 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,327 that passion you have. 358 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,546 You have to take it to another level, man. 359 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,811 I went to this school, 360 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,423 which is a very good school for performers. 361 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,294 Yes, yeah. 362 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,298 You've got to look at this school. 363 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,126 -Okay. -You know. 364 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,171 I will get the address and the location for you. 365 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,871 But it is something that you should look into 366 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,612 because it's your passion. 367 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,267 -You should move on with it. -Okay. 368 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,922 You only live once. 369 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:14,534 You gotta do what your heart tells you. 370 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,275 That's great, Marcel. 371 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,711 -Congratulations. -All right. 372 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,321 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 373 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:19,136 # New York City, New York City girl # 374 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:23,706 # 25, 35, hello, baby, New York City girl # 375 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:27,057 # You grew up ridin' the subways # 376 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,799 # Running with people 377 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,888 # Up in Harlem, down on Broadway # 378 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,935 # You're no tramp but you're no lady # 379 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,764 # Talkin' that street talk 380 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,462 # You're the heart and soul of New York City # 381 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:47,251 # And love, love is just a passing word # 382 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,819 # It's the thought that you had # 383 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:53,344 # In a taxicab that got left on the curb # 384 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:59,829 # When he dropped you off at East 83rd # 385 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:02,353 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 386 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,572 Hey! 387 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,360 # You should know the score by now # 388 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,406 # You should know by now 389 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:15,671 # You're a native New Yorker 390 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:21,764 # New York girl, ooh, ooh, ooh 391 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:27,204 # Music plays, everyone's dancin' # 392 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,946 # Closer and closer 393 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,861 # Makin' friends and findin' lovers # 394 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,951 # There you are, lost in the shadows # 395 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,780 # Searchin' for someone, searchin' for someone # 396 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,826 # To set you free from New York City # 397 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:09,899 # Where did all those yesterdays go? # 398 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,121 # When you still believed 399 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:17,472 # Love could really be like a Broadway show? # 400 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,956 # You are the star 401 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:26,133 # You're a native New Yorker 402 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,545 Hi. Welcome back,. 403 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,768 For real? 404 00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:17,314 Welcome, students. And I'�m Sin Andre. 405 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,277 Come on in. 406 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,019 Our topic for today is etiquette, protocol. 407 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:28,630 A lady needs to know how not to stand in a shoe. 408 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,327 A lady needs to know how to sit. 409 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:33,113 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 410 00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:37,030 Even bigger! More dramatic! Up there. Even bigger. 411 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,292 Longer! Your posture is so incredibly important-- 412 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,685 Extend those arms! 413 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,251 How you sit with your legs crossed, 414 00:26:41,295 --> 00:26:42,862 how you sit upright. 415 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,603 Without the model, there is no clothing. 416 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,908 If you're in a job interview, for example... 417 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,563 Yes! That! Pose like a model. 418 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,434 Yeah, no, this-- this has to go. 419 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:57,441 One, two, three, four, love that, six, seven. 420 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,269 Yes. Even better. 421 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,097 Gorgeous. I just really, really think that this fabric 422 00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:04,666 would work better if we had a lining inside of it. 423 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:08,670 All right, you guys, you know what to do. 424 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:30,170 , password. 425 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,693 "Free your mind." 426 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,087 Yes, come on in 427 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:38,134 and welcome to Sin Andre'�s. 428 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:44,619 Everyone, welcome our new student. 429 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,317 Doug is from my hometown, New York City. 430 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,931 Fresh from New York City! 431 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:54,107 Well, actually, I'm not from New York City, 432 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,586 I'�m from New York State. 433 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,371 Oh, still impressive. 434 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,981 # Feel it, baby 435 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,722 -Are we ready? -Yeah! 436 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,463 -Ready? -Yeah! 437 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,073 Fabulous. 438 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,727 Two counts of eight. 439 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:09,122 One, two, hand, hand, five, six, seven. 440 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:12,865 # Feel it, baby, feel it, baby # 441 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:15,215 # Feel it, baby 442 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:18,131 # Feel it, baby, feel it, baby 443 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:20,350 # Feel it, feel it, feel it 444 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,830 What is this? 445 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:23,876 What are these? 446 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,705 He's good for a beginner. 447 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,364 Left. Right. 448 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,715 Left. Right. 449 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:40,588 Lock up. Egyptian. On your waist. Forward. 450 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,437 # I'm an electric lampshade 451 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,222 # A wired sex machine 452 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,925 He can dance. 453 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:28,549 Can you guys tell me where I could get 454 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:30,464 a taxi back to the hotel? 455 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,220 No, no, no. 456 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:51,093 You wouldn't dare go down there. 457 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:53,269 No. 458 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,924 No, dear, it's not for you. 459 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:59,667 No, definitely not. 460 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:06,065 That was a good one, you don't belong there. 461 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:13,246 Whatever you do, don't go down that alley. 462 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,248 You don'�t belong there. 463 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:19,861 Take it. 464 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,428 Yummy. 465 00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:34,528 Find yourself inside first. 466 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,748 That will always lead you... 467 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,795 in the right direction. 468 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:46,018 Vocal performance. 469 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:49,804 # I'm an electric lampshade 470 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,416 # A wired sex machine 471 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:57,203 # Download freak of nature 472 00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:00,554 # Beam me up, ecstasy 473 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:04,906 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near # 474 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,126 # Nirvana 475 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:12,218 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 476 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,220 # I'm your midnight-- 477 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,918 All right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 478 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,920 Everyone, please, get back up on stage. 479 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,269 All of you, right now. 480 00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,707 Everyone, have a seat, please. 481 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,493 Where do you get your motivation from? 482 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:29,888 What's the thing that inspires you? 483 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,715 I love Barbra Streisand. 484 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,370 Okay. Someone else, please. 485 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,852 -Yes? -The one and only Beyonc�. 486 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,289 Tell me a little bit about why you like Beyonc�, 487 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,248 or are inspired by Beyonc�? 488 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:45,860 Everybody loves Beyonc�, because she's a total performer, right? 489 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,557 Yes, right. 490 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,429 So, Doug, what about you? 491 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:53,607 I would say, Andre, that my favorite is Michael Jackson. 492 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,174 Oh! 493 00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:57,785 I've always loved Michael, he just becomes 494 00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:02,442 whatever persona he's portraying, 495 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,315 he's completely connected to his music, 496 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:09,840 and the audience just loves him. 497 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,581 That's very interesting because that's actually 498 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,149 quite the opposite that I experienced from you. 499 00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,979 You know, "Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana," 500 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,850 just sounds like this really whiny, 501 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:23,332 chatty kind of immature 502 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,117 and amateur kind of presentation, 503 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,814 where are we trying to go with this? 504 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,338 You know what I mean? 505 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,471 If we're talking about being inspired by someone 506 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:33,255 that's really connecting with the audience, 507 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:36,998 you really have got to connect. You gotta go way deeper, 508 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,044 like I said, than just looking up 509 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:42,047 at the ceiling singing, "Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana." 510 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,614 I want you to be vulnerable. 511 00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:48,705 Okay. 512 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:45,153 Okay. Okay, I get it. 513 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,767 -Mm. -Oh, that's good. 514 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:52,378 -That'�s good? -What do you think? 515 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:54,423 -It'�s good. -It'�s delicious? 516 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,859 -It'�s good. -Very tasty? 517 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,078 How about this one? You should eat this one. 518 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,514 No, no, not for me. 519 00:33:58,558 --> 00:33:59,994 I don'�t eat fish. 520 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,430 This one, you like? 521 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,738 -That's also a fish. -Okay. 522 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:09,743 Thank-- thank you. 523 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:12,659 How old are you now? 524 00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:15,662 -Um, I'm-- I'm 60. -60? 525 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,751 60 years old. 526 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,449 My mother is 60. 527 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:22,669 Oh, good. 528 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,018 What are you doing now? 529 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,369 Um, I'm-- I'm learning the arts. 530 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:28,979 Nice. 531 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,634 I'm learning to be a singer and performer. 532 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,245 Mark, what do you do? 533 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:39,947 -Yeah. -Really? 534 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:42,602 You want to hear? Wait. 535 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:49,217 Hello, . 536 00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:51,915 You are so very handsome. 537 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:55,789 Who are you? What are you doing here? 538 00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,749 -You'�re really good. -Oh, that's good acting but-- 539 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,534 That's good. 540 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,101 That's good. Let'�s all together sing. 541 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,538 Sing? 542 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,584 # Happy birthday to you 543 00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:11,718 # Happy birthday to you 544 00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:15,374 # Happy birthday, happy birthday # 545 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:18,986 # Happy birthday to you! 546 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,817 Thank you. 547 00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:27,081 Don't cry. 548 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,865 Thank you for everyone. 549 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,738 It's all right. It's okay. 550 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:35,655 -Because... -It's okay. 551 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:49,669 -My mother wants to sample. -Hear you. Sample. 552 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:52,367 Like, what you'�re doing. 553 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,152 -What you'�re saying! -No, no. 554 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,502 Sample, sample, sample! 555 00:35:56,545 --> 00:35:57,894 Okay, all right. 556 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,784 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 557 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,046 welcome to the show. 558 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:23,197 Special guest, fresh from New York City, 559 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,981 fresh from America. 560 00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:27,810 My friend, Doug! 561 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,291 Come on, Doug. 562 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,771 Let'�s sing for us. 563 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:34,295 Okay. Ready? 564 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:53,183 # I'm an electric lampshade 565 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:56,361 # A wired sex machine 566 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:02,192 # Download freak of nature 567 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:04,282 # Beam me up, ecstasy 568 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:57,117 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near, nirvana # 569 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,298 -Hey, you. -Hey. 570 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,953 How are you doing? Fine. 571 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:09,172 -Doing okay? -Yeah. 572 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:12,219 I heard you a couple times last night. 573 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:14,264 -Couldn'�t sleep. -No? Okay. 574 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:21,750 # I get you hooked on me 575 00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:29,236 -You okay? -Yeah. 576 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,672 Just what the doctor ordered. 577 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,326 Yeah. 578 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:35,503 You hear those birds chirping? 579 00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:39,464 -They'�re chirping for you. -They need to shut up. 580 00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:52,825 Dougie, come home. 581 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,438 # Hooked on me 582 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:04,097 Dramatics. 583 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:06,099 Okay, so, Mark, you're up next. 584 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:11,626 Why don't we have you go over the scenario of... 585 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,803 you're a train conductor, right? 586 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,677 And you have to tell your wife about 587 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,419 -an accident that you were in. -Oh, yes. Danger. 588 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:27,163 Uh, ready. Choo, choo, choo. Choo-choo! 589 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,820 Oops! I'm calling me darling! 590 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:38,087 Hello? Darling? Sorry! 591 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:51,361 Let's talk a little bit about... 592 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,539 what we do as performers, yeah? 593 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,106 I think, as performers, 594 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,021 we kind of automatically put it on. 595 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:03,504 Yeah? We kind of live a role. Especially for the stage. 596 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:04,984 It's all kind of fantasy. 597 00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,289 It's all kind of, like, not real. 598 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,030 Yeah. Absolutely. 599 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:11,077 Who are you when you're not on stage? 600 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,035 Who are you when you are not in drag? 601 00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,603 Who are you in your regular life? 602 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:17,344 What does that feel like to you? 603 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:20,782 Well, when I'm not in drag... 604 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:25,787 I'm usually shy and when I go out, 605 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:28,094 I don't really talk to people that much. 606 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,492 I just feel like, you know, I'm a nobody. 607 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,410 When you're not in drag? 608 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:41,499 Yeah. 609 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:44,676 I don't think you're a nobody. 610 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,461 And I think it takes a lot of courage 611 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,810 to be able to share that with us. 612 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:54,207 I perform all my life and I'm 47 now, 613 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,296 I'm in my mid-life crisis. 614 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:59,429 You know when you've done so much 615 00:41:59,473 --> 00:42:01,780 and the challenges are not there anymore? 616 00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:05,131 I want a normal life, going to work, 617 00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:07,133 earn every day, like a normal person. 618 00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:11,050 So, Doug, tell me, 619 00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:12,791 what was it like for you, coming out of the closet? 620 00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:16,098 Well, actually, Andre, I'm not gay. 621 00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:19,188 Uh, but I don't-- I don't really care 622 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,929 if people think I'm gay. 623 00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:23,497 In fact, some people do, but, um, 624 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,631 I've been married to my wife, Regina, for, like, 30 years. 625 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,850 So, your wife-- so, your wife doesn't mind 626 00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:31,070 that you're hanging out with a bunch of queens? 627 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,898 Yeah, she's-- 628 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:35,727 she's cool about it, you know, she's-- she says, 629 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,556 "Look, if this is really what you want to do 630 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:42,037 and it makes you happy, then, um, then go for it. 631 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:44,518 I mean, pursue your dreams, have some fun." 632 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,998 I think she's cool. Yeah. 633 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:48,348 She's-- she's awesome. 634 00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:51,090 I love her, she is so much fun. 635 00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,266 All right, you guys, I have an announcement. 636 00:42:53,309 --> 00:42:54,876 Listen up, please. Very important. 637 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,576 This Friday, there is a casting 638 00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:00,839 -for a paying gig. -Ooh! 639 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,580 So you know what that-- what that means, right? 640 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:04,364 You guys have to be polished, on point, 641 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,192 no messing up, clean makeup, 642 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:09,978 no serving shrimp, no biscuit heels, on time. 643 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:11,501 -Are we clear? -Yes! 644 00:43:11,545 --> 00:43:14,200 -Are we ready? -Yes! 645 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:20,119 Okay, Doug. Let's start. 646 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:22,948 -Okay. -How to walk like a model. 647 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:24,514 -Okay. -Okay. 648 00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,255 First is the right. 649 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:27,996 First is the right, okay. 650 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,737 And then next is the left. 651 00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:31,609 Okay. 652 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,219 -The right. -And then the right. 653 00:43:33,262 --> 00:43:34,524 And now we combine our hands. 654 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:36,004 -Sway. -Sway. 655 00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:38,311 Sway like that. Yes. 656 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:39,921 Yes, sway like that. 657 00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:42,532 Okay, we can go back again, again, again. 658 00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:43,621 Okay. 659 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:46,362 Stand straight, then chin up. 660 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,669 Right, left, 661 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:50,584 right, left. 662 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,413 -Put your hands on your hips. -Okay, like this? 663 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:56,416 Walk straight. Sway your hips. 664 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,767 -Good, great! -Oh, good. Thank you. 665 00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:05,338 So, if performance is a fantasy... 666 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,690 what is it when you perform 667 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,387 that you fantasize that you want? 668 00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:15,696 If I am on stage, I feel pretty. 669 00:44:16,436 --> 00:44:19,308 I feel beautiful. 670 00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:23,791 I feel-- I feel powerful. 671 00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:25,967 I am the star. 672 00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,843 So what do I do if nobody likes me 673 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:32,974 when I perform? 674 00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:35,803 You know what? Try and try. 675 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:40,025 Because I believe try and try, until you succeed. 676 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,028 Practice, practice, more practice. 677 00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:46,031 And then try and try and try... 678 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,035 until the audiences feel you. 679 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:53,734 Okay. All right. That's good advice. 680 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:56,737 When you're on stage, 681 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,565 what you are fantasize? 682 00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:01,394 I would love when I'm on stage 683 00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:04,789 to just feel like I was... 684 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:09,489 being myself and-- and performing 685 00:45:09,532 --> 00:45:12,622 and having the audience react to who I am... 686 00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,016 in the moment. 687 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:16,626 Who I am really. 688 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,459 Who are you, Doug? 689 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:30,336 Professional realness. 690 00:46:35,053 --> 00:46:36,358 Sorry! 691 00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:38,491 Something 692 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,885 The one at the back, wearing hat. 693 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,974 -The one at the back? -Yes. 694 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,627 -Wearing a white hat? -Yes. 695 00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:47,935 Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me? 696 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:50,459 Can you walk forward, please? In the back. 697 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:51,939 -Who? Me? -Yeah, you. 698 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,071 O-- okay. 699 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:56,465 There he is. 700 00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,252 -What's your name? -Uh, my name's Doug. 701 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,473 Your voice very deep. 702 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,650 -Yes, it is. Yeah. -Can you just take off your hat? 703 00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:10,523 -Um, sure. -Yeah, I will hold it. 704 00:47:10,566 --> 00:47:12,481 Thank you. 705 00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:14,744 And what about-- Can you take off your jacket? 706 00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:15,833 Um, sure. 707 00:47:17,704 --> 00:47:19,401 Oh. 708 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:20,533 Mm-hmm. 709 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,467 # Hungry people 710 00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,951 # back again 711 00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:34,476 # Silky smooth 712 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,652 # H-O-N-E-Y 713 00:48:36,696 --> 00:48:39,003 # old school 'cause I'm an old fool # 714 00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:44,312 # Honey lasang yogurt 715 00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:45,618 # yogurt, yogurt # 716 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:48,186 # yogurt 717 00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:49,491 # yogurt, yogurt # 718 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:51,667 # yogurt 719 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:53,582 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt # 720 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:55,367 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt # 721 00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,282 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt # 722 00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,980 # Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt # 723 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:03,941 # It's only 50.50 honey lasang yogurt # 724 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,725 # It's only 50.50, honey lasang yogurt # 725 00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:07,640 # Honey lasang yogurt 726 00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:09,555 # It's only 50.50, honey lasang yogurt # 727 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:11,035 # Honey lasang yogurt 728 00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:13,733 # It's only 50.50 729 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:29,575 And cut! 730 00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:54,513 -Doug, water? -Oh, thank you. 731 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,080 You know what, Doug, you are so good. 732 00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:57,995 I think 733 00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,562 this is the best lasangyogurt commercial ever. 734 00:50:00,606 --> 00:50:02,434 I like the way you do... 735 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,566 # It's only 50.50 736 00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:07,526 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 737 00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:10,050 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 738 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:12,487 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 739 00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,012 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 740 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:17,275 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 741 00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:18,928 -Oh, thank you, sweetie. -Okay. 742 00:50:18,972 --> 00:50:20,582 -I gotta call my wife. -Okay, it's okay. 743 00:50:20,626 --> 00:50:22,062 -I love you. -Bye-bye. 744 00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:22,976 -Thank you. Bye! -Welcome! 745 00:50:34,988 --> 00:50:36,990 You've reached Regina and Doug. 746 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,687 Leave a message at the tone. 747 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,255 Have a nice trip. 748 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:43,649 # Love you 749 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:48,001 # Love me, too 750 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:52,527 # I'm not tryna get away from you, baby # 751 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:54,268 # Ooh 752 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,314 Get it, baby. 753 00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:58,664 # Love me 754 00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:02,537 # Woman, do wha'cha came to do 755 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:07,151 # I'm not tryna get away from you, baby # 756 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:08,891 # Ooh 757 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:15,898 # There's not a tear in my eye 758 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,513 # I'm not afraid 759 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:24,907 # Ah! 760 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:28,868 # I'm gonna die on the dancefloor # 761 00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:32,567 # Oh, die on the dancefloor 762 00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:38,834 # Oh, I die on the dancefloor 763 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,152 # It's only 50.50 764 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:53,414 # Honey lasang yogurt 765 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,375 # Honey lasang yogurt 766 00:51:57,418 --> 00:52:00,943 It is pretty amazing. Amazing. 767 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:03,163 # It's only 50.50 768 00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:14,218 # Honey lasang lasang yogurt 769 00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:17,003 # Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt # 770 00:52:17,046 --> 00:52:19,223 # It's only 50.50 771 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,234 # yogurt 772 00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:31,757 # yogurt, yogurt # 773 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,672 # yogurt 774 00:52:33,715 --> 00:52:35,630 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt 775 00:52:35,674 --> 00:52:37,371 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt 776 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,286 # Honey lasang, lasang yogurt 777 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:42,028 # Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt # 778 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:45,684 # It's only 50.50 779 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,990 # It's only 50.50 780 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:51,690 # Honey lasang yogurt, it's only 50.50 # 781 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:55,650 -# It's only 50.50 -# It's only 50.50 782 00:53:01,526 --> 00:53:03,745 # It's only 50.50 783 00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:25,680 Close your eyes, please, and keep them closed. 784 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,900 Feet firmly planted on the floor. 785 00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:32,209 Take a deep breath in through your nose. 786 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:36,735 And out through your mouth. 787 00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:43,176 -Deep breath in. -Yes. 788 00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:46,223 And breathe out. 789 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:55,710 I can't wait for Doug to come home. 790 00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:56,972 Doug! 791 00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:02,369 This was-- this was a mistake. 792 00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,507 A guy my age ought to be home with my wife. 793 00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:11,073 I don't want you to go. 794 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:12,510 Go home and be with your wife, then. 795 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:15,252 Hey. 796 00:54:16,296 --> 00:54:19,299 What's going on? Hey, let me sit with you. 797 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:24,435 Will you sit up with me? Sit up with me, okay? 798 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:25,566 Hey, Doug? 799 00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:30,615 I like the way you do it, Dougie. 800 00:54:30,658 --> 00:54:34,227 You did not begin all of this to give up. 801 00:54:46,892 --> 00:54:47,980 Doug. 802 00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:52,332 Where's your head at? 803 00:54:58,382 --> 00:54:59,992 Frogs, out. 804 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:21,056 Deep breath in. 805 00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:27,324 And breathe out. 806 00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,421 Deep breath in. 807 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:47,344 And breathe out. 808 00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:54,307 Come on, this way. 809 00:55:57,179 --> 00:55:58,267 Come on. 810 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,445 When I go... 811 00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:04,404 bury me in the garden 812 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,406 so little tulips can grow out of me. 813 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:10,802 Deep breath in. 814 00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:13,370 And breathe out. 815 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,198 Think about being present, 816 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:18,113 don't think about five minutes ago, 817 00:56:18,157 --> 00:56:19,724 or five minutes from now. 818 00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:22,901 Don't think about yesterday or tomorrow. 819 00:56:23,554 --> 00:56:26,208 Think about right here and right now. 820 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,385 I don't want to go. 821 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:31,039 -You don't wanna go? -I don't want to go. 822 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,832 No, no, no. Gina. Gina. 823 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,616 I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go. 824 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,739 -Woo! -Gina. 825 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:04,002 Gina. 826 00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:07,962 Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. 827 00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:09,703 Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. 828 00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:19,060 Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. 829 00:58:19,104 --> 00:58:21,323 Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. 830 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:23,935 Doug. Doug. 831 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:29,114 Doug. Doug. Doug. 832 00:58:29,157 --> 00:58:30,550 Doug. Doug. 833 00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,118 Doug. 834 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,555 Doug. 835 00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:39,820 Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. 836 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,300 Doug. Doug. 837 00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:42,823 Hey, cut it out! 838 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,174 Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. 839 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:49,526 Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. 840 00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:52,703 Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. 841 00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:54,356 Doug. Doug. Doug. 842 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,271 Fuck your concert. 843 01:01:20,154 --> 01:01:23,462 # I want to be rich and I want lots of money # 844 01:01:23,505 --> 01:01:27,292 # I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny # 845 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:31,078 # I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds # 846 01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:32,950 # I heard people die 847 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:35,213 # While they're trying to find them # 848 01:01:35,256 --> 01:01:38,129 # And I'll take my clothes off and it'll be shameless # 849 01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:41,262 # 'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous # 850 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:44,744 # I look at the sun and I look in the mirror # 851 01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:48,835 # I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm onto a winner # 852 01:01:48,879 --> 01:01:50,881 # I don't know what's right 853 01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:55,755 # And what's real anymore 854 01:01:55,799 --> 01:02:00,847 # And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore # 855 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:07,201 # When do you think it will all become clear? # 856 01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:16,297 # 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear # 857 01:02:24,175 --> 01:02:27,831 # Life's about film stars and less about mothers # 858 01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:31,095 # It's all about fast cars and cussing each other # 859 01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:35,055 # But it doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic # 860 01:02:35,099 --> 01:02:38,450 # And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic # 861 01:02:38,493 --> 01:02:41,888 # And I am a weapon of massive consumption # 862 01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:43,803 # And it's not my fault 863 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,805 # It's how I'm programmed to function # 864 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:49,069 # I look at the sun and I look in the mirror # 865 01:02:49,113 --> 01:02:52,681 # I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm onto a winner # 866 01:02:52,725 --> 01:02:54,945 # I don't know what's right 867 01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:58,035 # And what's real anymore 868 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:06,565 # And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore # 869 01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:11,309 # And when do you think it will all become clear? # 870 01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:20,448 # 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear # 871 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:38,379 # Forget about guns and forget ammunition # 872 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:42,644 # 'Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission # 873 01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:46,213 # Now I'm not a saint, but I'm not a sinner # 874 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:49,782 # And everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner # 875 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:56,615 # I don't know what's right and what's real anymore # 876 01:03:56,658 --> 01:04:03,491 # And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore # 877 01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:07,974 # And when do you think it will all become clear? # 878 01:04:10,629 --> 01:04:17,201 # 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear # 879 01:05:00,026 --> 01:05:01,158 Yummy! 880 01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,842 Whatever you do, 881 01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:04,977 don't go down that alley. 882 01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:07,371 You don't belong there. 883 01:07:16,075 --> 01:07:19,861 Doug. You're totally transformed. 884 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,344 You have to take this further. 885 01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:44,859 He was bullied. 886 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:47,906 He wasn't a cool kid. 887 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,589 -Hi, babe. -Hi, where have you been? 888 01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:16,462 Yeah, I'm sorry. I-- I had a wild night. 889 01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:18,421 And you don't read any of my texts 890 01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:20,074 or any of my emails either? 891 01:12:20,118 --> 01:12:21,728 I just didn't have my phone. 892 01:12:21,772 --> 01:12:23,339 I completely passed out last night. 893 01:12:26,211 --> 01:12:28,474 Hello? Doug! 894 01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,086 Doug! 895 01:12:35,699 --> 01:12:37,440 I'm scared 896 01:12:37,483 --> 01:12:39,355 and I'm really having a hard time. 897 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:45,970 Just tell me I'm gonna be okay until you get home. 898 01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:47,493 You'll be all right, babe. 899 01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:48,625 All right. 900 01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:56,023 The hardest part for me is watching her go through it. 901 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,073 It's hard to watch her go through that. 902 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,380 It really is. 903 01:13:06,686 --> 01:13:08,514 She's the best thing that ever happened to me. 904 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:17,784 And I never want to lose her. Ever. 905 01:13:21,005 --> 01:13:23,094 Not ever. 906 01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:28,142 Doug, 15 minute warning. 907 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,317 Okay, thank you. 908 01:13:33,365 --> 01:13:34,671 Dougie fresh right here! 909 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:36,237 And that's a rad thing. 910 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:37,717 I'm gonna have some fun. 911 01:13:51,165 --> 01:13:52,515 A couple of months ago... 912 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:56,344 I was just feeling like, "Damn," you know? 913 01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:58,564 "We've been working on this concert for a while, 914 01:13:58,608 --> 01:14:00,305 how come we can't find this?" 915 01:14:01,262 --> 01:14:03,787 And I was also... 916 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:08,618 missing home and missing being with Gina. 917 01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:14,493 And I think, you know, 918 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:17,540 there was definitely some, um, depression... 919 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,585 that was kicking in. 920 01:14:24,155 --> 01:14:26,505 I remember I turned to Gina and said, 921 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,289 "I don't know, Gina, 922 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,161 I'm thinking I ought to just stop this thing." 923 01:14:31,249 --> 01:14:33,294 And she's like, "Why?" 924 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:36,863 And I said, "I'm just not looking forward to it." 925 01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:40,388 And she's like, "You've worked hard for this, 926 01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:43,391 look how far you've come. Just go for it." 927 01:14:43,435 --> 01:14:46,046 And she was-- she was a cheerleader for me. 928 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:49,093 She said, "Doug, it's really gonna be fine." 929 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:54,925 Holy crap. 930 01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:58,798 It's finally here. 931 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,714 It's pretty wild. 932 01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:32,136 Good to see you. 933 01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:36,619 Six, seven, 934 01:15:36,662 --> 01:15:39,012 eight, one, 935 01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:41,580 two, three, four... 936 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,583 five, six, seven, eight. 937 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:45,671 Tap, tap, tap. 938 01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:13,873 His-- his, uh, integration 939 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:16,484 of every kind of different media, 940 01:16:16,528 --> 01:16:18,878 and the changing music, 941 01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:22,621 his music tastes have changed, his visual style has changed. 942 01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:57,525 # People of the world ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba # 943 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:09,276 The girls look great. 944 01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:12,453 What about the tailoring of Laura's top? 945 01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:34,693 We're rolling, we're rolling. 946 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:46,270 He doesn't look much like a corporate accountant anymore. 947 01:17:46,313 --> 01:17:50,056 Doug, Doug, Doug! 948 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,623 -Show time! -Yes! 949 01:18:01,111 --> 01:18:02,939 It gets pretty boring, explaining to people 950 01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:04,462 that you didn't follow their norm. 951 01:18:08,988 --> 01:18:10,686 There were plenty of people that wondered 952 01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:12,426 why I was doing this. 953 01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:18,345 They were critical of the fact that I was even trying it. 954 01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:27,398 They'll say things like, "Oh, I couldn't do that," 955 01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:29,530 or "I'm too old for that." 956 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,795 Or "I'm too beat up for that," or whatever. 957 01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:41,368 What I would say about age is embrace it. 958 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:46,199 Because whether you like it or not, 959 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:47,418 it's coming. 960 01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:51,248 Age is not the limitation you think it is. 961 01:18:58,255 --> 01:19:01,127 And I want to say thank you. 962 01:19:01,171 --> 01:19:04,130 And let's rock this place today. 963 01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:07,655 Yeah! Woo! 964 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,659 Doug, Doug, Doug! 965 01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:14,010 Doug, Doug, Doug! 966 01:19:14,053 --> 01:19:15,402 Doug, Doug, Doug! 967 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:18,188 Doug, Doug, Doug! 968 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:19,406 Doug, Doug, Doug! 969 01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:41,689 # To live and die in attitude 970 01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:46,216 # Or kick it out with some gratitude # 971 01:19:46,259 --> 01:19:48,218 # Show love when you feel alive # 972 01:19:48,261 --> 01:19:50,568 # Don't feel the funk that beats outside # 973 01:19:50,611 --> 01:19:54,354 # Delete reality that still tells us to dance # 974 01:19:54,398 --> 01:19:57,183 # If you live inside a square 975 01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:02,798 # If your nationality is moot 976 01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:04,843 # Empty footwork like a # 977 01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:07,237 # Roll you on like a rolling stone # 978 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,195 # Shake it all, shake it through the bone # 979 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:11,415 # Tell 'em to dance 980 01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,417 # Play your mind to dance 981 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,375 # I'm moving music, got the masses grooving # 982 01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:17,377 # Play your mind for dance 983 01:20:17,421 --> 01:20:19,553 # I'm moving music, got the masses grooving # 984 01:20:19,597 --> 01:20:21,555 # Play your mind for dance 985 01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:23,731 # I'm moving music, got the masses grooving # 986 01:20:23,775 --> 01:20:25,733 # Play your mind for dance 987 01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:28,214 # I'm moving music, got the masses grooving # 988 01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:31,914 # Yeah, yeah 989 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:41,227 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 990 01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:49,583 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 991 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:03,859 Give it to me. 992 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:08,907 Three, two, one! 993 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:12,998 # I never thought I'�d make it as a part time actor # 994 01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:15,044 # But I brought my headshot 995 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:16,784 # Just in case I'�m what you're after # 996 01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:18,830 # When I finished my first movie # 997 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,745 # I got a skin job 998 01:21:20,788 --> 01:21:22,834 # Got billed for the reshoots 999 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,228 # Now that I'�m a heart throb # 1000 01:21:25,271 --> 01:21:28,666 # My face is going places that it never went before # 1001 01:21:28,709 --> 01:21:30,494 # The trolls call me queen 1002 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:32,844 # My lady kicked me to the door # 1003 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:36,804 # I didn't want to wake up and feel I'�ve been nowhere # 1004 01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:41,157 # I got my face on the cover of a Vanity Fair # 1005 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,550 # People of the world 1006 01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:45,204 # Take another look 1007 01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,772 # Turn your face back front 1008 01:21:47,815 --> 01:21:49,034 # Take another look 1009 01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:51,297 # People of the world 1010 01:21:51,341 --> 01:21:53,386 # Take another look 1011 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:55,606 # Turn your face back front 1012 01:21:55,649 --> 01:21:57,042 # Take another look 1013 01:21:57,086 --> 01:21:59,001 # Post-internet, post-race 1014 01:21:59,044 --> 01:22:00,959 # Post-style, post-grace 1015 01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,135 # Post pinto beans and a tambourine # 1016 01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:04,571 # Post "you ain'�t it, miss thang" # 1017 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:06,356 # Post movie stream 1018 01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:07,879 # Post-Halloween, post-Liebowitz # 1019 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,185 # DJ Jelly Bean 1020 01:22:09,228 --> 01:22:11,013 # We pulled out of a magazine 1021 01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:13,145 # In the back of a limousine 1022 01:22:13,189 --> 01:22:16,975 # I met my next wife at Victoria'�s Secret # 1023 01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:18,716 # But she hits me all the time 1024 01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:22,676 # And I've never felt so lonely # 1025 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,461 # I wish I looked younger in yesterday'�s news # 1026 01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:26,942 # My old face is on the internet # 1027 01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:28,900 # And magazine cues 1028 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,946 # I should'�ve gotten my face fixed # 1029 01:22:30,989 --> 01:22:32,860 # Before I got famous 1030 01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,601 # '�Cause now the photo's on the net # 1031 01:22:34,645 --> 01:22:36,734 # There'�s no way to change it # 1032 01:22:36,777 --> 01:22:39,302 # I got white teeth 1033 01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:41,347 # Long, long hair 1034 01:22:41,391 --> 01:22:45,003 # And I never looked better on a Vanity Fair # 1035 01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:46,483 # People of the world 1036 01:22:47,658 --> 01:22:49,225 # Take another look 1037 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,488 # Turn your face back front 1038 01:22:51,531 --> 01:22:53,185 # Take another look 1039 01:22:53,229 --> 01:22:54,447 # People of the world 1040 01:22:55,622 --> 01:22:57,233 # Take another look 1041 01:22:57,276 --> 01:22:59,713 # Turn your face back front 1042 01:22:59,757 --> 01:23:01,106 # Take another look 1043 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,934 # Hormone injections 1044 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:05,023 # Wrinkle inspections 1045 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,851 # And I get more famous 1046 01:23:06,894 --> 01:23:09,071 # How did I get here? 1047 01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:12,683 #, can't To Wong Foo # 1048 01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:17,035 # I can'�t read music, never played guitar # 1049 01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:20,560 #'�Cause you'�ve seen my wife and you'�ve seen my fights # 1050 01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,780 # And you'�ll see it all # 1051 01:23:22,823 --> 01:23:25,174 # '�Cause I'�ve taped a lot of videos # 1052 01:23:25,217 --> 01:23:28,655 # Why did no one notice that I got my teeth fixed? # 1053 01:23:28,699 --> 01:23:30,788 # I should have got my face fixed # 1054 01:23:30,831 --> 01:23:33,051 # Before I got famous 1055 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:34,618 # People of the world 1056 01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:37,186 # Take another look 1057 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:39,318 # Turn your face back front 1058 01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,059 # Take another look 1059 01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:43,496 # People of the world 1060 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:45,107 # Take another look 1061 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:47,413 # Turn your face back front 1062 01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:48,893 # Take another look 1063 01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:31,414 I love you! 1064 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,085 Love you! 1065 01:24:54,611 --> 01:24:56,003 I love you. 1066 01:25:08,712 --> 01:25:10,496 I love you! 1067 01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:15,980 I love you! 1068 01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:26,947 # We are smoking inside 1069 01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:28,819 # The fumes have me spinning 1070 01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,082 # Sipping M85 1071 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,128 # The dynamic, you got it 1072 01:25:33,171 --> 01:25:34,825 # Your movement, hypnotic 1073 01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,957 # From the ring in your nose 1074 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:39,046 # To your goddamn painted toes 1075 01:25:39,090 --> 01:25:41,048 # Whoa, yeah 1076 01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:43,181 # Whoa, yeah 1077 01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:45,270 # Whoa, yeah 1078 01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:47,142 # Whoa, yeah 1079 01:26:27,312 --> 01:26:29,271 # Whoa, yeah 1080 01:26:29,314 --> 01:26:31,055 # Whoa, yeah 1081 01:26:31,098 --> 01:26:33,275 # Whoa, yeah 1082 01:26:33,318 --> 01:26:35,712 # Whoa, yeah 1083 01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:39,106 # I'm an electric lampshade 1084 01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:41,631 # A wired sex machine 1085 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:47,114 # Download freak of nature 1086 01:26:47,158 --> 01:26:51,249 # Beam me up, ecstasy 1087 01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:54,992 # Gonna make you feel sexy again # 1088 01:26:55,035 --> 01:26:58,648 # The way I feel sexy too 1089 01:26:58,691 --> 01:27:02,913 # Stick your fingers in my outlet # 1090 01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:05,002 # I'�m feeling you, baby # 1091 01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:07,091 # Got some voltage for you 1092 01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:09,876 # You'�re in a smoky blue light # 1093 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:11,965 # Smoking chain 1094 01:27:15,055 --> 01:27:18,929 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near # 1095 01:27:18,972 --> 01:27:20,800 # Nirvana 1096 01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:29,331 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 1097 01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:32,464 # I get you hooked on me 1098 01:27:38,340 --> 01:27:39,950 # Hooked on me 1099 01:27:55,226 --> 01:28:00,362 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 1100 01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:04,279 # I get you hooked on me 1101 01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:11,851 # Hooked on me 1102 01:28:20,643 --> 01:28:22,906 I wanted to be somebody special. 1103 01:28:26,344 --> 01:28:28,085 I didn't expect... 1104 01:28:29,216 --> 01:28:31,436 the love that I have for myself... 1105 01:28:32,698 --> 01:28:34,744 was the most important thing. 1106 01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:42,578 And when I felt that, I realized, 1107 01:28:42,621 --> 01:28:45,668 that that feeling of being a nobody, 1108 01:28:45,711 --> 01:28:48,627 that I had carried with me since I was a kid... 1109 01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:56,548 didn't have to stop me anymore. 1110 01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:01,727 Finale. 1111 01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:40,435 Three... 1112 01:30:41,523 --> 01:30:42,698 two... 1113 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:44,656 one. 1114 01:31:18,385 --> 01:31:22,477 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1115 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:26,132 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1116 01:31:26,176 --> 01:31:29,962 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1117 01:31:30,006 --> 01:31:34,358 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1118 01:31:34,401 --> 01:31:37,840 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1119 01:31:37,883 --> 01:31:41,931 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1120 01:31:41,974 --> 01:31:45,674 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1121 01:31:45,717 --> 01:31:49,765 # Everybody wants to be somebody # 1122 01:31:49,808 --> 01:31:51,723 # Everybody 1123 01:31:51,767 --> 01:31:54,030 # Be somebody 1124 01:31:54,073 --> 01:31:55,945 # Everybody 1125 01:31:55,988 --> 01:31:57,773 # Why don't you be somebody? # 1126 01:31:57,816 --> 01:31:59,557 # Everybody 1127 01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:01,777 # Be somebody 1128 01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:03,648 # Everybody 1129 01:32:03,692 --> 01:32:05,607 Come on and be somebody # 1130 01:32:05,650 --> 01:32:07,347 # Everybody 1131 01:32:07,391 --> 01:32:09,175 # Be somebody 1132 01:32:09,219 --> 01:32:11,438 # Everybody 1133 01:32:11,482 --> 01:32:13,223 # Be somebody 1134 01:32:13,266 --> 01:32:15,094 # Everybody 1135 01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:17,096 # Be somebody 1136 01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,968 # Everybody 1137 01:32:19,011 --> 01:32:20,970 Come on and be somebody # 1138 01:32:21,013 --> 01:32:22,667 # Everybody 1139 01:32:22,711 --> 01:32:24,756 # Be somebody 1140 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:26,671 # Everybody 1141 01:32:26,715 --> 01:32:28,586 # Be somebody 1142 01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,457 # Everybody 1143 01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:32,503 # Be somebody 1144 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,461 # Everybody 1145 01:32:34,505 --> 01:32:35,854 # Be somebody 1146 01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:41,164 # We are smoking inside 1147 01:32:41,207 --> 01:32:42,992 # The fumes have me spinning 1148 01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:45,211 # Sipping M85 1149 01:32:45,255 --> 01:32:47,300 # The dynamic, you got it 1150 01:32:47,344 --> 01:32:48,954 # Your movement, hypnotic 1151 01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:51,000 # From the ring in your nose 1152 01:32:51,043 --> 01:32:53,524 # To your goddamn painted toes 1153 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,482 # Whoa, yeah 1154 01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:57,441 # Whoa, yeah 1155 01:32:57,484 --> 01:32:59,356 # Whoa, yeah 1156 01:32:59,399 --> 01:33:01,314 # Whoa, yeah 1157 01:33:01,358 --> 01:33:05,275 # I'm an electric lampshade 1158 01:33:05,318 --> 01:33:08,017 # A wired sex machine 1159 01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:12,412 # Download freak of nature 1160 01:33:13,544 --> 01:33:17,461 # Beam me up, ecstasy 1161 01:33:17,504 --> 01:33:21,465 # Gonna make you feel sexy again # 1162 01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:24,903 # The way I feel sexy too 1163 01:33:24,947 --> 01:33:29,299 # Stick your fingers in my outlet # 1164 01:33:29,342 --> 01:33:30,953 # I'�m feeling you, baby # 1165 01:33:30,996 --> 01:33:33,520 # Got some voltage for you 1166 01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:36,393 # You'�re in a smoky blue light # 1167 01:33:36,436 --> 01:33:38,613 # Smoking chain 1168 01:33:41,224 --> 01:33:45,228 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near # 1169 01:33:45,271 --> 01:33:47,012 # Nirvana 1170 01:33:49,536 --> 01:33:55,760 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 1171 01:33:55,804 --> 01:33:58,589 # I get you hooked on me 1172 01:34:00,547 --> 01:34:01,810 # Hooked on me 1173 01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:19,479 # Combustion in panic 1174 01:34:19,523 --> 01:34:21,438 # Totally automatic 1175 01:34:21,481 --> 01:34:25,137 # Body condition is aerodynamic # 1176 01:34:25,181 --> 01:34:27,313 # Combustion in panic 1177 01:34:27,357 --> 01:34:29,402 # Totally automatic 1178 01:34:29,446 --> 01:34:33,058 # Body condition is aerodynamic # 1179 01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:35,452 # Combustion in panic 1180 01:34:35,495 --> 01:34:37,454 # Totally automatic 1181 01:34:37,497 --> 01:34:41,023 # Body condition is aerodynamic # 1182 01:34:41,066 --> 01:34:43,199 # Combustion in panic 1183 01:34:43,242 --> 01:34:45,331 # Totally automatic 1184 01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:49,031 # Body condition is aerodynamic # 1185 01:34:53,470 --> 01:34:56,995 # I'�m your midnight punch bowl # 1186 01:34:57,039 --> 01:34:59,911 # Sip me sweet, sip me slow 1187 01:35:01,521 --> 01:35:05,525 # Ride my floating sailboat 1188 01:35:05,569 --> 01:35:09,486 # Gather my neck then you can let yourself go # 1189 01:35:09,529 --> 01:35:12,402 # You'�re in a smoky blue light # 1190 01:35:12,445 --> 01:35:14,534 # Smoking chain 1191 01:35:17,276 --> 01:35:21,150 # Nirvana so near, nirvana so near # 1192 01:35:21,193 --> 01:35:23,021 # Nirvana 1193 01:35:25,545 --> 01:35:31,682 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 1194 01:35:31,726 --> 01:35:34,554 # I get you hooked on me 1195 01:35:40,517 --> 01:35:41,866 # Hooked on me 1196 01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:43,346 # Purple lights 1197 01:35:43,389 --> 01:35:45,565 # Your green hair 1198 01:35:45,609 --> 01:35:47,437 # Calling me closer 1199 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:49,526 # Revealing it 1200 01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:51,441 # Calling me closer 1201 01:35:51,484 --> 01:35:53,573 # Revealing it 1202 01:35:53,617 --> 01:35:55,445 # Calling me closer 1203 01:35:55,488 --> 01:35:57,447 # Revealing it 1204 01:35:57,490 --> 01:35:59,101 # Calling me closer 1205 01:36:05,455 --> 01:36:08,980 # We are smoking inside 1206 01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:10,982 # The fumes have me spinning 1207 01:36:11,026 --> 01:36:13,115 # Sipping M85 1208 01:36:13,158 --> 01:36:15,030 # The dynamic, you got it 1209 01:36:15,073 --> 01:36:17,032 # Your movement, hypnotic 1210 01:36:17,075 --> 01:36:19,034 # From the ring in your nose 1211 01:36:19,077 --> 01:36:21,166 # To your goddamn painted toes 1212 01:36:21,210 --> 01:36:23,342 # Combustion in panic 1213 01:36:23,386 --> 01:36:25,431 # Totally automatic 1214 01:36:25,475 --> 01:36:29,261 # Body condition is aerodynamic # 1215 01:36:29,305 --> 01:36:35,659 # Sexy, smoky tequila haze 1216 01:36:35,702 --> 01:36:38,618 # I got you hooked on me 1217 01:36:41,578 --> 01:36:43,014 # Hooked on me 84349

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