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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:04,920 The worst part of a horror movie 2 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:06,463 is that it starts with everyone so happy. 3 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:07,964 I like it. 4 00:00:07,965 --> 00:00:12,094 These poor suckers have no idea what's coming. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,476 What the hell? 6 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,645 Why am I the only one screaming?! 7 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,480 Because it's not scary. 8 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,690 That chainsaw can't cut through bone. For real. 9 00:00:25,691 --> 00:00:26,775 They've made three movies 10 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,568 about people getting murdered at this camp. 11 00:00:28,569 --> 00:00:30,195 If your parents send you there, 12 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,780 they're trying to tell you something. Right. 13 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,241 No. It's the phones. 14 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,700 Give it to me. What? 15 00:00:35,701 --> 00:00:38,745 I'm tired of all you being on your phones during movie night! 16 00:00:38,746 --> 00:00:40,914 Give it to me. Hey, I'm reading about the coronavirus 17 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,499 being in Los Angeles County now. 18 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:47,087 We're fine. The disease is only on cruise ships. 19 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,672 And if you got onto a cruise ship, 20 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,091 you knew you were gonna get something. 21 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,425 Give me the phone. No. Come on. 22 00:00:52,426 --> 00:00:53,802 Give me the phone, boy! Thank you. 23 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,011 I'm not afraid of the virus. 24 00:00:55,012 --> 00:00:57,013 Yeah, Junior. You worry too much. Mm. 25 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,182 Remember you got all excited about those murder hornets, 26 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:00,684 and they never showed up? 27 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,144 They can kill you through your pants! 28 00:01:03,145 --> 00:01:04,312 Dad, come on. I need my phone. 29 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:05,772 I want to know what's going on. 30 00:01:05,773 --> 00:01:09,234 No more phones until all those white kids are dead! 31 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,364 Quiet storm lighting. 32 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:24,165 This could be about the virus, Dad. 33 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:25,542 I should go check on it. Sit down. 34 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,335 It's probably just one of those alerts that you get 35 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:28,712 when somebody's kidnapped. 36 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,088 You're fine. 37 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:39,347 Dad! Jack, everything is fine! 38 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:40,724 Watch the movie! 39 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,404 Something bad is happening. 40 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:55,655 Jack, grab my red passport. On it. 41 00:01:55,656 --> 00:01:57,073 Jack, sit down! 42 00:01:57,074 --> 00:01:58,908 Nothing bad is happening, okay? 43 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:00,118 If it were the end of the world, 44 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,203 somebody would be calling the house phone. 45 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:12,130 Uh... Junior, 46 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:13,590 wh‐why don't you grab that? 47 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:16,134 Oh, so now you want me to pick up a phone? 48 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,139 Fine. 49 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:28,355 Hello? 50 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,982 Hello, Andre Johnson. 51 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:33,943 Valley Glen Prep has canceled classes 52 00:02:33,944 --> 00:02:35,737 for the rest of the year. 53 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,791 It was one thing not to be able to go to restaurants. 54 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,542 It was another thing for our kids 55 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:51,920 to now be home 24/7. 56 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,588 What? 57 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:55,965 Just got another e‐mail from the school. Ohh. 58 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,550 Oh, this is a disaster. 59 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,344 Losing the end of the school year 60 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,346 is gonna be traumatic for the twins, Dre. 61 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,056 They're not gonna be able to see their friends, 62 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:05,058 they're gonna be stuck in the house, 63 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,852 and they're not even gonna get their eighth grade graduation! 64 00:03:07,853 --> 00:03:09,062 Ah, I won't miss that. 65 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,855 Dre. Oh, okay. Okay. 66 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,023 But they will. Yes. 67 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:13,817 Yeah. It's so scary. 68 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,151 Mm. 69 00:03:15,152 --> 00:03:17,529 We just have to make sure we keep it 70 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,780 as normal as possible. 71 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,574 Yeah, I agree, but that's gonna be really hard, Dre, 72 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,118 when we're homeschooling them. 73 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,203 Well, it won't really be 74 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,830 homeschooling. Hmm? 75 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,415 And we can make it like a regular school day. 76 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,458 We just have to come up with a schedule. 77 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:32,669 So, before, they were in school 78 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,462 from 9:00 to 3:00. 79 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,840 Now they are "distance learning" 80 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,883 from 9:00 to noon. 81 00:03:38,884 --> 00:03:40,885 That's where the school abandons us. 82 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:42,679 You know, we can take that extra time 83 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,305 and supplement their learning. 84 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:48,852 We can create hyperintensive 20‐minute blocks. 85 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,854 You know, we'll call it... 86 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:51,814 circuit learning. 87 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,064 Oh, oh, oh! 88 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:54,858 Can one of the circuits be pottery? 89 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,234 Sure! Ha ha! 90 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:59,487 Tuesdays, 1:35. 1:35? 91 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:01,698 It's a proprietary schedule, Bow. Hmm. 92 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,409 Kind of like when TBS would start their shows on the fives. 93 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,952 You know... 94 00:04:05,953 --> 00:04:07,579 I think once the word gets out, 95 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,915 all the other parents are gonna want to send their kids to us. 96 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,333 By "us," you mean you. 97 00:04:12,334 --> 00:04:13,918 What? 98 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,587 Oh, this is on you, sweetheart. 99 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,754 I'm gonna be saving lives. 100 00:04:16,755 --> 00:04:17,964 Hey! Ah. 101 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:20,008 So I came up with the schedule, 102 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,177 and the kids were working independently, 103 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,595 taking care of business. 104 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,388 Nine checks in one day, 105 00:04:25,389 --> 00:04:27,599 and I didn't have to get on you once. 106 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,810 Okay, what does the Big Board say you have 107 00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:34,189 from the 2:25‐to‐2:45 block? 108 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,941 Uh... ooh! Study hall. 109 00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:38,443 Can we listen to music while we do it? 110 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,570 Of course you can. But it has to be classical. 111 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,821 Okay. 112 00:04:41,822 --> 00:04:43,531 Kool Moe Dee. 113 00:04:43,532 --> 00:04:45,700 Ha ha! Ha ha! 114 00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:48,328 Yeah, I knew this would be easy. 115 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,580 Of course, while I was becoming 116 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,583 one of America's foremost educational innovators, 117 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,794 I still had to do my day job. 118 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,253 Oh, hey, everybody! 119 00:04:57,254 --> 00:04:58,505 Well, finally, Dre. 120 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,131 Another minute, and you would have been furloughed. 121 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:01,716 Oh. Um, alright, everybody. 122 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:03,426 First order of business, 123 00:05:03,427 --> 00:05:06,471 uh, we have an exciting new client ‐‐ skim milk. 124 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,306 Ah, water milk! 125 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:11,810 With the nutrients of milk and the flavor of water. Nice. 126 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,229 Lucy, how come your video isn't on? 127 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,605 Oh, I prefer to have it off. 128 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,023 I don't have a great connection. 129 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:19,025 But I‐I'm here and ready to work. 130 00:05:19,026 --> 00:05:20,819 That is ridiculous. Turn it on. 131 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,821 O‐Okay. Just a second. 132 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,781 Here we go. Ew! 133 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,448 Oh, my God. Oh! 134 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:27,325 Satan, I rebuke you. 135 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,535 Tucker! 136 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:29,286 You're fine. Stop crying. 137 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,287 So help me G‐‐ 138 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,038 Good God, man! 139 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,999 It's not ‐‐ It's not my fault, okay? 140 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,001 My nanny will not come to my house. 141 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:38,878 Does your nanny do your hair? 142 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,880 I knew a woman would crumble in a crisis. 143 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:43,591 That's why there's only one of you here, little lady. 144 00:05:43,592 --> 00:05:44,634 I'm sorry. 145 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,636 Really, just balancing... - Hyah! Hyah! 146 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,055 You know, kids' school and work and life and... 147 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:51,474 It's a lot harder than I thought. 148 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:52,892 Maybe for you, 149 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:54,811 but for me, it's been a breeze. 150 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,980 How? I'm on a schedule. 151 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:00,942 Plus, I get hours back from no commute and no drop‐off. 152 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,777 I've got nothing but time. 153 00:06:02,778 --> 00:06:07,156 Same here. And since I've never done drop‐offs, double time. 154 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:08,783 I love it. You see that? 155 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:11,619 Testosterone ‐‐ it activates in a crisis. 156 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,789 That's why my hair's been growing like crazy. Oh, God. 157 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:16,875 My cats love playing with it, too. 158 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,127 Uh, look, Dre, that sounds great for you, 159 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,712 but what about your kids? 160 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,088 They're flourishing! 161 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:23,339 You know what? 162 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,342 Diane made me an ashtray in pottery. 163 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:28,344 I'm thinking about taking up smoking. 164 00:06:28,345 --> 00:06:30,221 A schedule is ‐‐ is not a bad idea. 165 00:06:30,222 --> 00:06:31,764 I mean, maybe if I put Tucker on a schedule... 166 00:06:31,765 --> 00:06:32,725 things would get under control. - I want out! 167 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,350 What was that?! 168 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:36,477 Stop it, Tucker! - Again! Ugh! 169 00:06:36,478 --> 00:06:38,938 I really appreciate the advice, Dre. I really do. 170 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:40,773 It means so much to me. Tucker, why ‐‐ 171 00:06:40,774 --> 00:06:42,942 Why is Mommy's candle tipped over on the magazines? 172 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:45,111 Call the fire ‐‐ I got to go. 173 00:06:45,112 --> 00:06:46,654 You know what? 174 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:47,822 Y‐You still got to send me in your status report! 175 00:06:47,823 --> 00:06:49,365 I don't care if you're on fire! 176 00:06:49,366 --> 00:06:52,285 Hoo! You are not gonna believe this one. 177 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,412 July 2019. 178 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,372 If you're looking for whipped cream, your grandmother took it, 179 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:58,750 and do not ask me any questions. 180 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,253 No, me and Olivia are actually throwing out expired foods. 181 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:05,840 Most people have 15 expired items in their fridge. 182 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:07,550 Oh. Hey, Olivia, 183 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:10,136 is a "best before" date the same thing as an expiration date? 184 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,929 No, most food is good for a month 185 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,723 after the "best before" date. 186 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,308 Of course you knew that, 187 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,810 'cause you know everything. No, I don't. 188 00:07:17,811 --> 00:07:20,481 I don't know who the cutest guy in the world is. 189 00:07:21,857 --> 00:07:24,233 It's me. 190 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:26,861 Now I know everything. 191 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,821 I'll call you later. Alright. Bye. 192 00:07:28,822 --> 00:07:32,241 Alright. So things are going well between you and Olivia? 193 00:07:32,242 --> 00:07:35,036 Yeah, it's going pretty great. It's just... 194 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,996 really sucks being apart. 195 00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:38,956 I know it's tough, but at least you guys have technology 196 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,792 so you can connect. 197 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,044 Yeah, but Zoom just isn't the real thing. That's true. 198 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,170 I'll be lucky if I see her 199 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:46,881 before this soy sauce expires in 2021. 200 00:07:46,882 --> 00:07:48,549 Yeah. 201 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:51,344 Well, listen, I know things are strange right now, 202 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:54,138 but there's got to be a way for us to, I don't know, 203 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:56,140 make things seem normal? Hmm. 204 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:58,267 Well, if ‐‐ if it wasn't a pandemic, 205 00:07:58,268 --> 00:08:00,103 Olivia probably would have come over here 206 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,771 for dinner by now, right? Yeah. 207 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,023 Why don't we have a virtual hang? Really? 208 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,525 Uh‐huh. That'd be great! 209 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,319 We can't let this virus stop us from living our lives. 210 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,570 Thanks, Mom. You're welcome. 211 00:08:09,571 --> 00:08:11,030 Hey, but... 212 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:12,198 one thing to note. Yes? 213 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:13,658 No wacky backgrounds. 214 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,201 That's the fun of Zoom! 215 00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:16,911 Oh, okay. We'll discuss later. 216 00:08:16,912 --> 00:08:20,331 No, it's my account. We do wacky backgrounds. 217 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:25,503 A week into homeschooling, and I was crushing it. 218 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,880 I had turned my dining room into Harvard ‐‐ 219 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:31,467 exclusive, challenging, and all legacies. 220 00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:34,262 Hey! I got you guys some barbecue! 221 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,514 Whoa! What's the occasion? No occasion. 222 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,433 Now, go wash your hands before dinner. 223 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,017 Oh. You can tell it's good. 224 00:08:40,018 --> 00:08:43,229 You can see the food through the paper bag. Yeah. 225 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:46,190 Ooh. 226 00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:49,402 Hey! Biggsy! 227 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:50,778 Ah. I bet you're calling 228 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:53,156 to have me take some more kids under my wing, huh? 229 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,616 Well, know what? I'll think about it. 230 00:08:55,617 --> 00:08:57,702 Probably gonna have to rename the school after me, though. 231 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,495 Actually ‐‐ You see... 232 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:01,456 it's all about discipline and focus. 233 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:05,293 Oh! That's the Johnson Prep motto, 234 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,712 discipline and focus. 235 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,172 Really? Yep. 236 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,799 Well, I've got another motto for you ‐‐ 237 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,469 your kids haven't turned in their work all week. 238 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,179 What? I guess you could say 239 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,557 they lack discipline and focus. 240 00:09:21,351 --> 00:09:24,771 I can tell you cut your own hair. 241 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,691 Is my line crooked? 242 00:09:30,527 --> 00:09:32,904 You didn't submit any work all week?! 243 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,113 You didn't even do gym?! 244 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:36,908 You guys, it was five minutes of toe touching! 245 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,118 How could this happen?! We have a Big Board! 246 00:09:39,119 --> 00:09:41,746 Is it not big enough? Because I can make it bigger. 247 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,082 We have 10‐foot ceilings. Nothing is wrong with the board. 248 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,917 It just doesn't feel like school. 249 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,335 So you just gave up? 250 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,712 I want to learn, and I want to do a good job. 251 00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:52,048 It's... just impossible. 252 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:55,843 Ah. Okay, look, guys, I‐I know it's hard, alright? 253 00:09:55,844 --> 00:09:58,679 But we just don't want you to be behind when you go back. 254 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,264 If we go back. 255 00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:02,433 Am I spending the next year doing this? 256 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,644 Is this what high school is going to look like? 257 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,604 Am I doing college in my bedroom? 258 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:10,191 And I haven't even seen any of my friends in forever. 259 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,110 It's all so depressing. 260 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,946 Oh, God. Okay, okay. 261 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,322 You know what, guys? Look. 262 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:18,157 Maybe you should just take a break 263 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,742 from doing homework this weekend. 264 00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:22,036 Alright? We'll start fresh on Monday. 265 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:23,704 That's a good idea. Okay. Sure. 266 00:10:23,705 --> 00:10:27,041 Alright, go. 267 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,668 Oh, my God. 268 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,879 You know what, baby? Maybe it was too much to ask 269 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,382 for them to be on their own schedule. 270 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,343 I mean, Junior was on his own schedule at Howard 271 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:39,929 for only two days, and he lost his mind. 272 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,682 Well, I mean, Dre, they ‐‐ they've lost their motivation. 273 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,308 How do you keep going 274 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:47,061 if there's no light at the end of the tunnel? 275 00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:49,814 Maybe we should let them slide the rest of the semester. 276 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,566 I mean, nothing from eighth grade 277 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,401 ever comes up in real life. 278 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,902 You really want to let them slide? 279 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,571 No. 280 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,365 I don't think I could handle my kids getting bad grades. 281 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,409 I mean, every time they get a B‐minus, 282 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,829 I'm afraid Don Lemon is gonna call me out on his show. 283 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,289 Don Lemon. 284 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,499 That Big Board isn't enough. 285 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,001 We've got to be more hands‐on. 286 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,211 Oh, yes. Yes! 287 00:11:12,212 --> 00:11:14,255 Dre, absolutely. 288 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,216 A‐And the hands that are gonna be on are yours 289 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,135 because these ‐‐ What? 290 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,887 These are gonna be saving lives. 291 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:24,307 I went to med school, and asking me to teach 292 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:27,894 is like asking Mariah Carey to do dishes. 293 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:36,319 Being more hands‐on meant I had to perform 294 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,905 a juggling act, and the balls in the air 295 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:42,491 were work, teaching my kids, and being a dad. 296 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:44,869 So, what they're looking for is a new slogan 297 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,622 that'll bring skim milk into the 21st century. 298 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,999 And we can't say it isn't your grandfather's milk 299 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,792 because... 300 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,628 it is your grandfather's milk. 301 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,964 My grandfather's milk was gin. It was good for him... 302 00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:59,759 and us. 303 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,843 Hey, Dad. Hmm? 304 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:02,511 Can you help me with math? One sec, guys. 305 00:12:02,512 --> 00:12:04,347 What's the problem, son? 306 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,806 I'm having trouble solving for "x." 307 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:07,725 Let me see this. 308 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:12,146 Say Pops bets "x." Then he has ‐‐ 309 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:15,399 Well, it depends on how much he bets. 310 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,153 Oh! So "x" can be different things at different times. 311 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,489 Oh, yeah! Hey, good work, son. 312 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,282 Thanks, Dad. 313 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:24,909 Alright, guys, I'm back. 314 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,955 Here. "Skim milk ‐‐ new milk, new you." 315 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,414 Huh. Dre... 316 00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:31,958 that is amazing. 317 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,918 I‐It gives me goosebumps. 318 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,086 And ‐‐ And it almost makes me want to stop putting 319 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,755 heavy cream on my cereal. Sorry. What? 320 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,924 Alright, I'm gonna have Design mock something up. 321 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,175 Dad? Hmm? 322 00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,510 What's the Continental Congress? 323 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,095 A slaveholder convention. 324 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,680 Oh. You know, I'm thinking a combination 325 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,807 of outdoor, print, and social. 326 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:48,808 Yeah. 327 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,476 It took a second, 328 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,646 but, eventually, we got into a rhythm. 329 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,983 I learned how to balance everything 330 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,694 and started making beautiful music. 331 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,418 Ah! 332 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,170 After a great initial family call with Olivia, 333 00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:20,006 Junior was wanting more. 334 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,758 But a rough day had taken its toll on Bow. 335 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:23,510 Yes. Hey, Mom? 336 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,885 Okay, Junior! 337 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,137 Sorry about that, 338 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,723 but you didn't respond to my invite 339 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,100 for our next call with Olivia. 340 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,601 It is gonna be great. 341 00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:34,729 We are doing a cheese tasting. 342 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,772 Monsieur Luc is gonna give us each 343 00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:40,359 35 cheeses to try from the Brittany Region, 344 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,945 and the best part is we are all gonna be comparing 345 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,989 cheese‐tasting notes. 346 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,366 I can't. Sometimes I just ‐‐ I just want to come home 347 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,410 and just, like, have a glass of wine. 348 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,830 And what better to pair with a glass of wine than cheese? 349 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,041 Seriously, Junior, I do video conferences all day long, 350 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,585 and then I come home and I'm confronted by Ruby, 351 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,420 who's telling me that the virus is a plot 352 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,630 to take down Social Security, and then I have more paperwork. 353 00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,674 And I just don't have the bandwidth 354 00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:05,384 for 35 cheeses. 355 00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:08,429 Alright. I get it. Maybe some other time. 356 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,723 Yeah, maybe some other time. You are... a busy woman. 357 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,350 Yeah. Thank you. 358 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,608 Oh! What? 359 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,321 Who let Montell Jordan have a winery? 360 00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:27,490 Babe! Yeah? 361 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,075 Groceries have been delivered! 362 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,076 Yay! 363 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,744 And huge breakthrough today. 364 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,621 The kids turned in all of their work, 365 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,623 and their teacher called and said their turnaround 366 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,957 is "impressive." 367 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,584 Ooh! Ha! Plus, at work, 368 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,170 we got James Corden to play a gallon of skim milk 369 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,171 for a TV spot. 370 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,799 I gotta say, I am impressed. 371 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,801 Yes, baby, I am killing it! 372 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,261 I am up for any challenge. You know what? 373 00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:51,430 I feel like I can re‐roof the house. 374 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,231 Oh, I don't know about that. Ah, yes, I could! 375 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,768 Huh. 376 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,853 Huh. This... What? 377 00:14:57,854 --> 00:14:59,688 I‐I‐I can't find my cookies. 378 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,899 Oh. Well, we ordered them. 379 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,776 There's the crackers, and there's ‐‐ Oh, oh! 380 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,903 Babe, they're right here. 381 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,155 No, baby, these... 382 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:09,406 are not the cookies, right? 383 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,492 Okay, I ordered Oreos, alright? 384 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,328 I‐I've been working so hard, 385 00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:15,704 keeping everything together, baby, 386 00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:18,541 and I can't even get the damn cookies that I want! 387 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,292 S‐Sweetheart, they ‐‐ they look the same. 388 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,044 They are not the same, Bow! Okay, uh... 389 00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:25,256 Alright. 390 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,675 Are ‐‐ Are you ‐‐ Are you crying? 391 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,093 No, I'm not! Oh! 392 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,679 I'm just a man in a kitchen, having an emotional moment 393 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,597 over some damn bootleg cookies! 394 00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,266 Okay. Oh! Okay! 395 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,017 Oh! Oh, my God! Dre! 396 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:38,227 Dre! 397 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,104 Okay. 398 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,689 Baby, I wish this was 2019, 399 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,107 where I could just eat... 400 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,109 samples in the grocery store. 401 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,908 Hey, Junior? Hey, have you seen my headphones? 402 00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:56,328 Well, well, well, look who it is ‐‐ 403 00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:58,998 the mother who doesn't have time for her son. 404 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,374 Okay. I should have known 405 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,126 you never would have supported my relationship. 406 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,210 Hmm? 407 00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:05,254 You never supported my ukulele. 408 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,840 You never taped my audition for "Nailed It!" 409 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,676 And don't even get me started on my nose ring. 410 00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:14,430 Okay. I'm the one who cleaned your nose 411 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,640 when it got infected. Junior? 412 00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:19,226 Hey. What's going on? 413 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,227 Nothing. 414 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,395 Junior! 415 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,605 I don't know. You know what? 416 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,815 Maybe it's because I really care about Olivia 417 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,650 and I thought that you would want to get to know her. 418 00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:29,570 I‐I want to, Junior, but it's really hard right now b‐‐ 419 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,113 Is it? Yes, it is. 420 00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:32,615 There's ‐‐ 'Cause I'm the one who sets up all the calls. 421 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,450 I lay out all of the cheeses. 422 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,827 I don't know what else I need to do to make sure 423 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,997 that the two most important women in my life grow closer. 424 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,749 Oh, my God. 425 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,126 Oh, my ‐‐ 426 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,879 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 427 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:52,176 I know what's going on. I got it. 428 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,722 You're in love. 429 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,974 My baby bird... 430 00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:00,351 you're in love. 431 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,645 What? No. No. No. Ah! 432 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,105 No. Oh, my God, Junior, 433 00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:06,523 you're thinking about her right now, aren't you? 434 00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:07,900 Maybe. I ‐‐ 435 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,319 Oh, my God! 436 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,279 This is so huge! 437 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,949 This is the first time you're in love! 438 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,283 Wait, this is the first time, right? You would have told me? 439 00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:18,118 Oh, absolutely the first time, Mom. 440 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,495 Oh, my ‐‐ Okay. 441 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,331 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Okay. 442 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,333 This is so sweet! 443 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,335 Sweetheart, okay, well, now I tot‐‐ 444 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,713 I totally understand what's been going on. 445 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,215 Oh, my God. Okay. Just send me her number, 446 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,217 and I will text her. I will text her. 447 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,760 Oh. That would mean a lot. 448 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:35,970 Oh, my God! Thanks, Mom. 449 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,471 Oh! I can't believe it! 450 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,681 Oh, my God! Whoo! 451 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,891 H‐Hey, you haven't told your dad yet, right? 452 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,434 I'm the first one? You are. 453 00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:45,145 In fact, I have been trying to think of a polite way 454 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,314 to ask him to not be on the calls. 455 00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,149 Your dad is ‐‐ He's the worst. 456 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,192 Yeah. 457 00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:52,361 Ju‐‐ Ha! Oh, God, look... 458 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,657 Finally. Dre, where have you been? 459 00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,119 I was driving up to the mountains to clear my head, 460 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,371 and then I realized I was a Black man, 461 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,582 so I turned around. 462 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,375 Ah. Hey, babe, I can't believe 463 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,335 I let those cookies get to me like that. 464 00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,129 Oh. 465 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,506 I mean... 466 00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:15,134 I mean, just lately, I've been feeling irritable 467 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,886 and anxious and... 468 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,722 having headaches, and no matter what I do, 469 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,140 they won't go away, you know, 470 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,142 and I keep hustling and working through it, 471 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,353 but nothing ‐‐ nothing feels normal. 472 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,355 That's 'cause nothing is normal, Dre. 473 00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:30,566 We're disinfecting boxes. 474 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,568 We're waiting in line at the grocery store. 475 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:36,405 I microwaved our mail yesterday. 476 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,824 So it's understandable that you're stressed, sweetie. 477 00:18:38,825 --> 00:18:41,577 We ‐‐ We ‐‐ We don't have any of our normal coping mechanisms. 478 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,537 We can't go out. We can't see friends. 479 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:45,331 I can't go to the bar after work 480 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,876 and tell you guys I got stuck in traffic. 481 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:55,341 Look, we're used to living life with... certainty. 482 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,717 Mm‐hmm. And we don't have that anymore. 483 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,719 And it's not just us. It's all over the world, Dre. 484 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,803 This is hard. 485 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,473 You know, the scariest part is 486 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,850 we don't know when this is gonna end. 487 00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:06,477 Ugh. You know, how am I 488 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,145 supposed to help the kids with their homework 489 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,147 and make sure they're eating their vegetables 490 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:14,568 and get my work done and... keep this house running? 491 00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:16,278 Oh, Dre, I know you're trying to do everything, 492 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,238 but you ‐‐ you got to be easy on yourself. 493 00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,199 This is too much for anyone... 494 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,992 especially you. 495 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,786 You're fragile. 496 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,329 What? 497 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,082 Dre, I saw you knock out a box of cookies. 498 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,875 Okay, babe. Okay. 499 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,251 Maybe you're right. 500 00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:34,838 I need to go easier, but we all do. 501 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,465 Yeah. 502 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,092 Hey, how far up the mountain did you get? 503 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,302 Oh. I never made it to the mountain. 504 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,679 What? Yeah. No. 505 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,682 I saw an aboveground swimming pool in a front yard, 506 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,100 and I turned around. Mm. 507 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,559 That's when I knew it was unsafe. 508 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,229 Mm‐hmm. Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's my wine! 509 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,732 No, baby. It was your wine. 510 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,902 So I decided to put my "going a little easier" plan 511 00:19:56,903 --> 00:19:57,862 into practice. 512 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,196 Hey, guys. 513 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,323 Got a quarantine activity for us to do. 514 00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:02,491 To improve our cognitive skills 515 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,284 and problem‐solving abilities? 516 00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:06,453 To have fun. Oh. Okay. 517 00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:09,248 All the, uh, good puzzles were sold out, 518 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,874 so we just have the... 519 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,252 Jacksonville skyline. That works. 520 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,628 Okay. Let's do it. Move that out of the way. 521 00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,797 Everybody's going to make a few mistakes 522 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,632 in their first pandemic. 523 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,051 Mine was thinking I could keep everything 524 00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:22,428 the way it used to be. 525 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,431 There is no "way it used to be." 526 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,435 Best we can do is figure out the way it is. 527 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,690 Sounds like someone's having a lot of fun. 528 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,108 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! Look! It's Olivia! 529 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,693 Hey! Hey! 530 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,278 Yeah, we were just chatting a little bit. 531 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,530 Well, don't let me interrupt. 532 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,906 Okay. 533 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,909 Are you two talking about me, or... 534 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,286 Absolutely not. 535 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,413 No. No. Of course not. No. 536 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,831 Oh. We were actually ‐‐ 537 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,916 We were just gabbing about girl stuff, weren't we? 538 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:53,835 Really? Uh‐huh. 539 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,669 Well, um... 540 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,421 I'll let you two gals gab. 541 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,006 Alright. Bye, Olivia. 542 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,008 Bye! Bye! 543 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,637 Okay. 544 00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:06,889 All clear. 545 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,682 Okay. So, have you noticed 546 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:11,143 he gets loud when he agrees with you? 547 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,729 Yeah. That's exactly what his father does. 548 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,897 Well, I've noticed. 549 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,231 Okay, you know what? 550 00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:18,025 I am gonna like you, Olivia. I can tell. 551 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,402 This is gon‐‐ This is a long friendship 552 00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:22,237 starting right now. 553 00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:24,073 You know, I've always wanted a friend. 554 00:21:24,097 --> 00:21:26,097 >>>>oakislandtk www.opensubtitles.org 40099