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1864, April 22nd.
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I remember that day
like It was yesterday.
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A renegade troop
of Northern soldiers
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fought In the so called
Civil War,
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raped our women,
murdered our children,
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even took out
my goddamn eye!
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I can still hear
Granny's cries
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as they burnt Pleasant
Valley to the ground.
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They killed us all,
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doomed us
to a life In limbo.
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Nothing more
than ghosts seeking revenge.
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Guess that's the way
the good Lord wants It.
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Eye for eye, tooth for tooth,
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as the Old Testament says.
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One thing’s for certain,
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our souls ain’t
ever gonna find rest
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'til all 2001 are avenged I
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Yes, sir, name's Buckman.
Mayor James W. Buckman.
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And here In Pleasant Valley,
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the anniversary of our
tragic massacre has arrived.
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And so have we.
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Knives have been
sharpened for justice,
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table set for revenge.
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We try to make sport of It
for the little ones.
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No reason vengeance
can't be fun.
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Only thing missing
are the Yanks.
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And so, yet again,
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we wait.
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Must admit Granny's been
deeply loyal through the decades.
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Just ain’t Into rubbing
ankles with her no more.
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Last time we did,
I popped my son.
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Filthy scum.
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I think that's
them coming now.
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What in the blazes-?
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Yee-haw!
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Come on.
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♪ The South's
Gonna rise again
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♪ The South's
Gonna rise again ♪
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Yeah! Yee-haw!
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♪ The South's
Gonna rise again ♪
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You ain’t gonna
like this none, Daddy.
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Sheriff Freeman here, done
tore down the detour sign
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Will you please?
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Damn!
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What seems to be the problem
here, my good Sheriff Freeman?
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The problem, my good man, is every
spring I get calls from State police
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after your's little festival,
looking for missing Northern folk.
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Up 'til now, I've played
ball with ya'll,
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but now I've got Ben
sniffing around my butt.
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"You've played ball, " because we've
paid you quite a generous bounty
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for your stewardship, ain't
that right, sweet cream?
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You didn’t mind me when you was
a cub scout, did you little Davy?
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No, ma'am.
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You wouldn't be pretending
you can resist me?
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No, ma'am.
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That's what I thought.
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Look, milk or no milk, I ain't dropping
the soap in prison for none of ya'.
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Ain't gonna be
no more jamborees.
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No more feastin',
no more killin'.
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None of it!
Is that clear?
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Clear as
a nighttime kiss,
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on a young
possum's cooch.
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This town used to be a jewel
on the crown of the South.
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You maniacs squeezed it into a turd.
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Now hush up, you big baby,
you're ruining all the fun.
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Amen, Harper. Such ingratitude
brings a tear to my eye
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when I think of all the hard work
that went into making this thrill ride.
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Am I
right, folks?
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Yeah!
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Damn you
and your thrill ride.
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Well if that's how you feel I'll
have to tickle you on the way down.
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Hold on a minute,
wait a minute ya'll.
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Come on.
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Hold on.
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We'll make a deal.
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No!
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No deal? No.
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Fuck you and your maniacs!
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Wait, wait a minute.
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Bye-bye.
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No. No!
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Okay, folks,
what time is it?
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Roll out the barrel!
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The what?
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Roll out the barrel!
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I'm- I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.
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Kill that mother fucker!
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You got it! One,
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two,
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three!
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Ugh I
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Bullseye!
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Ooh!
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Oh! Let's hear some
of that 'ol death rattle!
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I'll see you
in hell, Buckman.
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We're already there.
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Ugh!
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♪ Rot in hell
Rot in hell ♪
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Ah, well, Bucky,
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if the Northern folk
won't come to the South-
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Well, we'll bring
the South to them!
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Right there on the road,
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don't forget to check
the backseat.
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Next week on Road Rascals
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the Old South gets
a taste of Beverly Hills,
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as America’s favorite debutantes Rome
and Tina Sheraton, head to Georgia.
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Watch out,
red states.
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'Cause we're
coming your way.
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I hear the South
smells like shit.
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Isn't the Liberty
Bell In Georgia?
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I hear they have these bugs there,
called chiggers, that sleep in your puss.
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Those Mexican cleaning ladies
better not bitch us out.
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My sister has got to
ditch that icky dead dog,
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yeah it was sad when Biscuit died
but then Rome got it taxidermed.
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I cannot stand my
sister's boyfriend, Falcon.
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He's so gay. Hello?
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Tina's, not for sure,
but, you know,
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it's not like we're
married or anything, so.
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Yo, yo, yo, what plays in
Georgia, stays in Georgia.
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J ust don't tell Rome.
Right, bro?
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All this and more,
next week on Road Rascals.
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So, that's the promo.
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Nice.
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Don't you
just love it?
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Absolutely. Red
state, blue state,
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Rome and Tina Sheraton,
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the wing of the left flying deep
Into the heart of the rights.
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I think we're talking
Golden Globe on this one.
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Why so
shortsighted, Jerry,
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I mean, why not Pulitzer, or the Nobel?
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What could possibly
be more prize winning
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than these two jiggling their
tits across the heartland?
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Bristol, please.
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Well, I know Mommy's
little Biscuit loved it.
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Didn't she?
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Mommy's little Biscuit
doesn't love anything any more,
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will you bury that already.
It fuckin' stinks.
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Why do you have to be
such a goddamn tool, K-Jay?
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I'm not the one smacking
a stuffed corpse.
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Tina.
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Falcon.
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Stop bagging
on the rat.
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Ow! I mean, K, can't you show
Biscuit just a little respect?
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Bro, who's on the fucking
leash? You or the bag of sawdust?
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Look, dude. I kiss her
ass, she makes me famous.
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Fucking cheapskates put some damn
curtain like I'm the fucking hired help.
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Where the fuck
are we anyway?
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Iowa? What
the fuck Is In Iowa?
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I shouldn't have
let you drive.
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Will you get off
your rag already?
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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Momma wants a hard shell taco when
all you got is a soggy chingadera.
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Shut up, baby.
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I got a hard shell taco. You need
to supersize it. Now back to work.
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Come on, come on.
There you go.
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Now shut the fuck up
and suck it.
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Yes, yes, yes, I can see. I can see It.
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I see a new
moon rising.
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Excuse me! I've had
enough of this shit I
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I know you
and these asses
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like to do whatever you
want down Rodeo drive,
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but here,
I'm the producer!
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I'm the boss! There'll
be no party, no drugs,
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and no sex!
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Do you think you can put that no
sex clause in Jerry's contract?
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There's no respect, I'm the fucking
driver, the production assistant,
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I'm the fucking caterer
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the fucking-
Fuck, fuck, baby.
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We're full time party girls,
Val. Okay? It's what we do.
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And it's like, you don't
want us doing what we do.
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Yeah, like making me wear
pantiles to the Saturn A wards,
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or not letting Rome shave her head.
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Girls, girls, it's not
about wearing panties
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or shaving
your puss- Head,
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It's about not letting these
parasitic boyfriends drag you down.
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You gotta evolve
into modern women.
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More like modern
rug munchers.
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Shit- Uh-
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Uh, uh, Madre de Dios! Madre de Dios!
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Damn I
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What happened?
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Get off of me!
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What the fuck
is wrong with you, Jezus?
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It's "Jesus", puta, and I
hit a fucking detour sign.
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In the middle
of the road?
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Yeah.
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How much is this
gonna cost me, Jesus?
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Knowing your cheap ass, you probably
didn't even insure this piece of shit,
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so I just made you
some money, bruja.
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Look, they spelled it
the French way.
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Where the fuck
are we anyway?
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Iowa.
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How the fuck
did we get to Iowa?
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Sorry, I was a little bit distracted.
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Hey, we could
always camp out.
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You know, get the girls In thongs,
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roasting marshmallows,
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It would make
for some great footage.
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Hm, I don't think so. This
place looks way too creepy.
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Yeah, It makes
Biscuit's hair stand up.
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That would be
the Formaldehyde, babe.
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Dude, respect.
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For once, I agree with the
debutantes. Let's just get out of here.
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I hate to Interrupt
the production meeting
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but I got two busted front
tires and only one spare,
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we ain't
going nowhere.
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Call Triple A.
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Call them yourself,
diabla rubia.
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God! Do I have
to do everything?
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There's no signal.
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Que sorpresa!
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Pleasant dreams, m'ijos!
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What? They spelled it in French.
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K- Jay! I said no anal!
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Babe, don't look at me!
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00:14:58,837 --> 00:15:04,366
Uh, I was just checking
the, uh, the battery and-
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Come on, babe, let's get some privacy.
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That's right, fool. Get
sticky with yourself.
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Oh, yeah, baby! Lower,
lower! Rake the clam!
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Is that good?
Is that good?
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Rake it. Rake the clam. Rake it!
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You like that?
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Yeah! Now give us
a nice big smile.
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Oh, nightmare.
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Tinkle time.
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Make that tinkle
for two.
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Let's finish
together this time.
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One.
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Two.
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Three!
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What the fuck!
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Welcome to Pleasant
Valley! Hm, sorta.
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♪ Hey, Hey
Yowdy, heydy, aye ♪
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♪ Great new world
Brand new day ♪
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♪ Hey, Hey
Yowdy, heydy, aye. ♪
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Whoo-ha!
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Now let me introduce
myself. Name's Buckman,
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George W. Buckman, and
ya'll arrived just in time
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to be our special guests at the
Pleasant Valley Traveling Jamboree!
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You clowns
for real?
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As real as
it gets, macho.
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That's right. Now, uh,
back In our hometown
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of dear 'ol Pleasant
Valley, Georgia,
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every year about this time-
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Whoa.
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What the hell Is that?
250
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:44,552
Why, that's
my pooch box.
251
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,427
Pooch box?
252
00:16:46,498 --> 00:16:48,988
Scarlet Red means
log box, gentlemen,
253
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:53,799
come her 18th birthday I
may present her with the key.
254
00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:56,703
She's very progressive.
255
00:16:56,773 --> 00:17:02,143
Oh, you good at licking rock, Hollywood?
256
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:05,408
Hell, I'll lick
your rock silly, babe.
257
00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:09,645
China Rose
is trying to say
258
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:14,950
" Picking locks?
My lock. "
259
00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:17,253
I can pick locks.
260
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:20,782
When I was a kid, I broke into a shul,
261
00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:25,355
and the Shammes caught
me lifting a challah.
262
00:17:25,432 --> 00:17:29,333
Holy Moly! Folks,
we got ourselves a Hebrew!
263
00:17:30,936 --> 00:17:33,097
That's "Jew"
to you, Colonel.
264
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:37,608
Jew, Hebrew, Chrlst-killer,
It's all the same In Spain.
265
00:17:37,676 --> 00:17:39,906
That reminds me,
266
00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:44,971
what's the difference between
an Israeli and an Israelite?
267
00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:48,041
About 100 calories.
268
00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:50,348
Moving right
along, folks.
269
00:17:50,421 --> 00:17:52,854
Every year, down in
Georgia, we put on a show-
270
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,981
Wait a minute.
Did you say Georgia?
271
00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,891
Why, yeah, ma'am,
our proud sovern state.
272
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,952
Do you think we could cheat
this local for Georgia?
273
00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:05,591
For the right price,
I can play Laguna Beach
274
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,964
for the Golan Heights.
275
00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:10,299
What's all
the whispering about?
276
00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:13,306
Uh, Mayor Buckman.
Turner, Val Tuner.
277
00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:14,670
Producer.
278
00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:16,504
Oh.
279
00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:20,842
Well, I do think we
shall join your jamboree.
280
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:23,939
Well, that's great news!
281
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,449
Hit it, Crow!
282
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,985
♪ Hot games and feastin'
Yeah! ♪
283
00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:31,951
Ew.
284
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,217
Ugh.
285
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,658
♪ Hot games and feastin'
Yeah I
286
00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:40,219
♪ Hot games and feastin'
Yeah! ♪
287
00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:51,400
Christ on a cracker, boys.
288
00:18:51,474 --> 00:18:54,738
After all
these 140 odd years,
289
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:59,178
sometimes, I think
we should just,
290
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:03,182
burn the whole goddamn
North in one giant bonfire!
291
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:07,584
Ah, but,
what's the style In that?
292
00:19:07,654 --> 00:19:09,416
One shot discharge-
293
00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:13,118
None, Captain my Captain.
None at all.
294
00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:15,820
You're damn
right, Harper,
295
00:19:15,895 --> 00:19:19,591
besides, It goes
against tradition,
296
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:25,192
and quite frankly, tradition
Is about all we got left.
297
00:19:29,006 --> 00:19:30,974
The network
is gonna love this,
298
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,065
a bunch
of redneck outsiders
299
00:19:33,143 --> 00:19:35,475
who thought the South won the Civil War.
300
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,240
They didn't?
301
00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:39,247
No, Tina,
they didn't.
302
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:41,782
Duh, that's right.
It was the Nazis.
303
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,148
Anyway, while our
sister act pretties up...
304
00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:46,687
Jesus, you and Jerry
305
00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:50,747
go and do some scouting. See if you
can find some indigenous locations here.
306
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,385
You do know what
"indigenous" means, right?
307
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:57,760
Hey, Val, why don't you, me and Bristol
308
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,891
do some Interviews
with the hicks?
309
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,435
You know, put
a face to the place.
310
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,562
If you don't mind, I'd rather
go with Jesus and Cherry.
311
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,470
What? You got a thing for this cholo?
312
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,101
What's that? You want me
to give you a second briss?
313
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,768
Chill out, Jay.
314
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,937
Look, I'll
carry your shit,
315
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,607
you just go show
her a good time.
316
00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:20,377
Make sure you save enough
sugar for Black Cherry.
317
00:20:20,451 --> 00:20:21,850
Cool?
318
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,416
Cool.
319
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:27,252
Whatever.
320
00:20:27,324 --> 00:20:30,724
Come on, get over It,
Jerry. Come on, come on.
321
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:34,160
If we nail this, the network
Is gonna be talking spin offs,
322
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,198
pay per view
blue ray box set.
323
00:20:37,265 --> 00:20:40,530
If these fine folks of
Pleasant Valley play ball,
324
00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:44,594
this gig
will never end!
325
00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,874
I know I speak
for us all, sir,
326
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,376
when I say I'm proud to
be among the chosen few
327
00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:54,971
here with you, In the chance
location of the troubles.
328
00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:58,506
Well, God
bless you Harper.
329
00:20:58,585 --> 00:21:02,782
You know, you're riggin' a goddamn
Mark Twain with you poetizing.
330
00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:07,257
You have earned your spot
on the bus. Ya'll did!
331
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:08,656
Even Jezebel, too, Daddy?
332
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,695
Yeah, Jezebel, too.
333
00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:15,288
Except she earned her spot in
the section called " Provisions"!
334
00:21:15,365 --> 00:21:17,333
You don't mean
you're gonna harm-
335
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,166
I mean that stuffed
piece of lamb is gonna be
336
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,865
on my dining room table
next to some mint jelly
337
00:21:23,939 --> 00:21:25,873
and a good bottle
of Muscatel
338
00:21:25,941 --> 00:21:29,638
unless you boys go out there
and get me some Yankers quick!
339
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:32,475
Now skidaddle!
340
00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:35,948
And make me proud.
341
00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:39,315
Or something like it.
342
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:46,981
So when's
your CD dropping?
343
00:21:47,093 --> 00:21:48,685
End of summer.
344
00:21:48,761 --> 00:21:51,662
Excuse me, your CD?
What happened to our CD?
345
00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:54,130
We can't do everything
together Romy,
346
00:21:54,199 --> 00:21:57,100
besides, it's music,
not a basketball team.
347
00:21:57,168 --> 00:21:59,659
Yeah, the label wants me to record, too.
348
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:01,205
EMO meets
death metal.
349
00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:03,399
Ha! Ballads
with balls.
350
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,483
Yo, yo, yo.
Check out Abder,
351
00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:19,077
macking on my boy's
dill pickle.
352
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:25,855
Dude, I ever tell you about the
time I totally fucked my baby sitter?
353
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:29,055
Bro, I thought you said your
uncle was your baby sitter.
354
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,598
Never mind.
355
00:22:35,635 --> 00:22:39,127
So what's a hottie like you
doing with a llmp dick like Jerry?
356
00:22:39,205 --> 00:22:43,800
Ever hear of the dumb blond that slept
with the writer to get ahead in Hollywood?
357
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,400
Guess that was me.
358
00:22:45,477 --> 00:22:48,446
Oh, baby, you're no dumb
blond, you're just misinformed.
359
00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:53,280
See, it's not the writers or directors
that get you ahead, it's the teamsters.
360
00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:55,114
You stick with me,
I'll hook you up.
361
00:22:55,186 --> 00:22:57,210
Yeah, I've never heard that one before.
362
00:22:57,287 --> 00:23:00,051
Bitch, I ain't
playing you.
363
00:23:00,123 --> 00:23:02,387
Oh, yeah? So who are you
gonna hook me up with?
364
00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:05,825
For one, a bunch of buddies got
this indie hard thing going on.
365
00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:08,261
See, horror has its hell
these days, you know?
366
00:23:08,331 --> 00:23:11,425
I would love to get
killed in a horror flick.
367
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,660
I bet you would and I
bet you'd look good, too
368
00:23:13,735 --> 00:23:17,762
all naked and covered
in blood and shit.
369
00:23:21,075 --> 00:23:22,133
Damn.
370
00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:24,803
Yo, ladies.
371
00:23:24,878 --> 00:23:27,108
It seems like
a job for a homie.
372
00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:30,581
Oh, Yankee
suckee dickee?
373
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,242
I said "homie, "
not "homo. "
374
00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:33,910
Give me
that thing.
375
00:23:33,987 --> 00:23:37,114
Now that a gentleman
has eased our burden
376
00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:39,749
we can finally
commence to practice.
377
00:23:39,825 --> 00:23:43,386
Uh, excuse me ladies, but we were
in the middle of a conversation here.
378
00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:45,793
Madre de Dios.
379
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:51,193
Uh, Jesus,
remember me?
380
00:23:51,268 --> 00:23:55,067
Bristol, horror movies,
covered In blood?
381
00:23:55,138 --> 00:23:57,333
Naked?
382
00:23:57,407 --> 00:23:58,931
Ugh.
383
00:23:59,009 --> 00:24:01,977
Madre de Dios.
Definitely more tongue.
384
00:24:02,044 --> 00:24:04,706
Are you getting this?
You are perfect, Granny.
385
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,907
Sure you got
a tight shot?
386
00:24:06,982 --> 00:24:08,744
Yeah, I got it.
387
00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:10,716
Let's start
shooting, come on.
388
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:13,083
Am I good?
My rouge looks good?
389
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,746
You're beautiful.
390
00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:19,190
I want you to really-
Okay, and action I
391
00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,853
Our native
American friends-
392
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:24,088
All right. Cut. Cut I
393
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,687
Excuse me, but-
394
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,996
I'll excuse me,
but I'm the director
395
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,729
and I'm the one
who calls "Cut. "
396
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,170
I write
the checks, okay?
397
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,573
All right, the
structures aren't working.
398
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,078
Let me think. Granny,
profile. Give me a profile.
399
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:43,477
I got two.
400
00:24:43,547 --> 00:24:46,038
Other profile.
Face this way.
401
00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:49,516
All right, just
go with it. Action!
402
00:24:49,585 --> 00:24:53,783
Our native American friends
taught us the many uses of maize.
403
00:24:53,856 --> 00:24:58,155
You can boil it,
you can pop it,
404
00:24:58,226 --> 00:25:01,059
and ladies, trust me,
405
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:03,926
with a little pig butter-
406
00:25:03,998 --> 00:25:09,129
this corn cob makes one
hell of a nighttime buddy.
407
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,620
Lookie-Loo, Jezzie,
a fallen soldierette.
408
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,753
Sniff her out, girl,
check her vitals.
409
00:26:19,264 --> 00:26:21,094
Yo, get that beast
away from her.
410
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,725
That beast is my
lady friend, senor.
411
00:26:23,801 --> 00:26:26,634
And If you are habla
Ingles you'd understand
412
00:26:26,704 --> 00:26:29,263
she's telling you to
go call on Mr. Harper.
413
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:32,103
Mr. Harper?
414
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:36,373
Alexander Harper, honey. He our
veterinarian, he fix chicken and such.
415
00:26:36,445 --> 00:26:38,606
Oh, he does people, too.
416
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,013
I want some, so pig
knuckle on the Chinaman.
417
00:26:50,925 --> 00:26:51,949
Hey I
418
00:26:52,026 --> 00:26:54,186
Yo, you mind?
419
00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:56,491
The name's
Hucklebilly, dumb ass.
420
00:26:58,999 --> 00:27:00,397
And I don't mind at all.
421
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:02,798
You like what
you see, little man?
422
00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:05,860
My, my, my,
the South is rising.
423
00:27:05,938 --> 00:27:08,428
Dang! It must've
gotten stung by a bee.
424
00:27:08,506 --> 00:27:10,064
I'm all swelled up
down there.
425
00:27:10,141 --> 00:27:11,904
Don't you have
some cotton to pick?
426
00:27:11,976 --> 00:27:13,534
Some shit to shovel?
427
00:27:13,611 --> 00:27:16,443
My chores are done.
It's playtime now.
428
00:27:19,983 --> 00:27:21,644
Why are you
stampeding me?
429
00:27:21,718 --> 00:27:24,242
Get your paws off me
you damned dirty yanks.
430
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,220
We'll give you
a lesson, Hucklefuck.
431
00:27:26,289 --> 00:27:28,484
Hucklebilly,
ass clown.
432
00:27:28,558 --> 00:27:32,425
The way things look down there you
two might wanna get yourself stung.
433
00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:34,223
Party poopers!
434
00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:45,402
Hello?
435
00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:50,173
Yo, anybody here?
436
00:27:51,811 --> 00:27:54,712
Looks like the little lady
can use my help, Santiago.
437
00:27:54,781 --> 00:27:57,180
It's "Jesus. "
438
00:27:57,249 --> 00:28:01,515
And no shit, Sherlock, she had
an accident, she bumped her head.
439
00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:04,612
Give me that iron.
The one on the table.
440
00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:06,748
You know,
If you like son,
441
00:28:06,824 --> 00:28:10,351
I can also help you with
that speech Impediment.
442
00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:12,292
Yo, Dracula,
it's called an accent.
443
00:28:14,164 --> 00:28:16,394
The good doctor
needs his quiet, dude,
444
00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:19,127
I suggest
you join the others.
445
00:28:19,201 --> 00:28:20,896
Go on, boy, go on.
446
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:24,064
Just make sure you fix her good,
I don't want nobody suing me.
447
00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:27,130
No need to worry,
we'll bring her round.
448
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:29,335
When she's done.
449
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:32,641
Whatever, ojete.
Knock yourselves out.
450
00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:35,443
Oh, you can
crack corn on that.
451
00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:37,779
Agh!
452
00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:43,916
The secret
to Southern home cooking
453
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:47,517
is you never ever tenderize
without loving your blade.
454
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:50,186
I love you.
455
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,958
Treat your meat
as you would an old friend.
456
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:56,000
Ha! Come on in. Agh!
457
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,364
Or an enemy.
458
00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:02,004
Or your friends and enemies!
459
00:29:02,072 --> 00:29:04,472
Agh!
460
00:29:07,076 --> 00:29:09,340
Agh! Agh!
461
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:13,905
It's dinner time!
462
00:29:13,982 --> 00:29:17,975
It's dinner tlme! Come
eat your goddamn dinner.
463
00:29:18,053 --> 00:29:20,021
It's dinner tlme!
464
00:29:20,088 --> 00:29:23,523
What you doing
now, Rufus?
465
00:29:23,591 --> 00:29:26,560
I'm making myself
a Jesus chicken.
466
00:29:26,627 --> 00:29:28,527
Oh, Christ.
467
00:29:28,596 --> 00:29:29,789
Cut.
468
00:29:29,863 --> 00:29:33,856
Clamp. Clamp.
469
00:29:33,934 --> 00:29:38,461
Wrist clamp.
Wrist clamp.
470
00:29:38,537 --> 00:29:40,232
Pig's snout.
471
00:29:40,306 --> 00:29:43,707
Pig’s snout.
472
00:29:46,444 --> 00:29:49,038
What the fuck
Is going on here?
473
00:29:49,113 --> 00:29:52,082
Well, you got
yourself a boo-boo.
474
00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:56,609
When our livestock gets a boo-boo
we take 'em back and shoot 'em.
475
00:29:56,687 --> 00:29:59,087
Please let me go, please.
476
00:29:59,156 --> 00:30:02,181
You don't have to worry none,
honey. We ain't gonna shoot ya.
477
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,317
That would be
way too boring.
478
00:30:04,393 --> 00:30:05,758
Ah!
479
00:30:05,828 --> 00:30:08,126
Ah, just what
the doctor ordered.
480
00:30:08,196 --> 00:30:10,528
No, please. I'm a good
girl, I'll do anything.
481
00:30:10,598 --> 00:30:15,399
This little piggy went to market.
And this little piggy's stayed home.
482
00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:18,961
And this little piggy
went whoo whoo whoo.
483
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:22,475
La, la, la.
All the way home!
484
00:31:06,547 --> 00:31:08,174
Guess who?
485
00:31:08,249 --> 00:31:11,274
You know what Granny told you
about coming in here like this.
486
00:31:11,351 --> 00:31:14,411
Aw, the heck
with her, Jemima!
487
00:31:14,488 --> 00:31:18,584
My passion for you
is stronger than candy.
488
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:21,057
It's hotter
than corn bread.
489
00:31:21,127 --> 00:31:23,561
It's sweeter
than watermelon.
490
00:31:23,629 --> 00:31:26,722
Hm. Remember the first time
you crept into my stable,
491
00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:28,993
told me how things
were gonna be,
492
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,864
I'd be
your tar baby,
493
00:31:30,935 --> 00:31:33,165
I'd do
whatever you like,
494
00:31:33,238 --> 00:31:37,571
no matter how dirty, or nasty
or forbidden it might be?
495
00:31:37,641 --> 00:31:40,906
I am your
lord and master.
496
00:31:40,978 --> 00:31:45,846
Are you really? Are
you really in charge?
497
00:31:45,915 --> 00:31:48,315
Uh,
498
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,613
Are you really? Are
you really in charge?
499
00:31:50,685 --> 00:31:52,152
I think so.
500
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,745
I'm gonna lick
you clean, Master.
501
00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:00,184
Ah, Jemima.
502
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,958
Oh!
503
00:32:09,035 --> 00:32:12,129
Goddammit, Buckman! You
romancing my griddle cakes again?
504
00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:14,104
No, Granny!
No. No.
505
00:32:14,173 --> 00:32:20,271
You're just thinking about your darker
nature, is what you're thinking about.
506
00:32:20,345 --> 00:32:22,642
Go on!
507
00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:27,844
Oh, you race trader,
you chocolate dipping-
508
00:32:27,919 --> 00:32:29,943
Guess who?
509
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:33,080
Oh, fudge dripping.
510
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,487
Hmmm.
511
00:32:34,558 --> 00:32:37,083
Black ebony!
512
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,788
♪ Do you even know
Who you are? ♪
513
00:32:40,863 --> 00:32:43,593
♪ Facebook Superstar ♪
514
00:32:51,306 --> 00:32:53,705
This is
a very expensive,
515
00:32:53,774 --> 00:32:55,571
very uninsured camera
516
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,701
that my uncle Sal
got me for Passover.
517
00:32:57,778 --> 00:33:01,975
And if it's fucked,
I'm suing somebody's ass.
518
00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,778
Probably yours,
I'm just saying.
519
00:33:04,851 --> 00:33:06,546
And I'm saying,
that old hag
520
00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:09,985
was chopping those chickens like
she was Jeffrey freaking Dahmer,
521
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,580
so fuck your camera! I
ain't filming these people.
522
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,854
At least these people are not
afraid of a little hard work.
523
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,587
Kiss my black ass, Val.
524
00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:19,788
Bend over, honey,
and I will.
525
00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:23,630
Hey, Bossman, why don't you let
me work the lens, I got experience.
526
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,759
Last time
you worked the lens,
527
00:33:25,835 --> 00:33:28,326
it cost my Daddy half a
mill to buy back the video.
528
00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:29,837
It made
you famous.
529
00:33:29,906 --> 00:33:32,373
No shit, I got my
little bro through juvie.
530
00:33:32,441 --> 00:33:34,568
Ah, look who's here,
531
00:33:34,643 --> 00:33:36,338
so, Jesus,
where's Bristol?
532
00:33:36,411 --> 00:33:38,879
Oh, she's with the
doc, PMS or some shit.
533
00:33:38,947 --> 00:33:41,278
It's cool,
he's got a tent.
534
00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:45,615
So let me get this straight.
You left Bristol with some, uh,
535
00:33:45,686 --> 00:33:50,213
some white trash doctor and
it's cool 'cause he's got a tent!
536
00:33:50,290 --> 00:33:52,815
Yeah, I thought you people
were cool with doctors.
537
00:33:52,893 --> 00:33:55,793
You let them suck the shit out
of your fat asses, don't you?
538
00:33:55,861 --> 00:33:58,489
That's it!
I can't work this way,
539
00:33:58,564 --> 00:34:00,828
I mean, It's bad enough
I don't get per diem,
540
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,959
now I gotta take insults from
Speedy Gonzalez over here!
541
00:34:04,035 --> 00:34:08,631
I'm finding Bristol
and I'm outta here.
542
00:34:08,706 --> 00:34:11,697
You walk, you're in breach.
Then it's your ass getting sued.
543
00:34:11,775 --> 00:34:13,709
Good point.
544
00:34:13,777 --> 00:34:16,473
Chill out, Schindler.
I'll go get your girl.
545
00:34:16,547 --> 00:34:18,572
Oh, no you don't.
Sit down.
546
00:34:18,649 --> 00:34:22,550
You can go. Next scene
up Is Rome and Tina solo.
547
00:34:22,618 --> 00:34:24,848
Hm. Hot.
548
00:34:24,921 --> 00:34:28,151
Walt. You think
two girls Is hot?
549
00:34:28,223 --> 00:34:30,214
Totally.
550
00:34:30,292 --> 00:34:32,419
All sushi
and no hot dog?
551
00:34:32,494 --> 00:34:34,689
Sure.
552
00:34:34,763 --> 00:34:38,220
No blunt objects, nothing
you can poke en eye out with?
553
00:34:38,299 --> 00:34:42,292
I think two
girls is hot.
554
00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:45,565
What?
555
00:34:45,638 --> 00:34:47,003
Fuck.
556
00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:56,772
♪ Ashy Southern belle ♪
557
00:35:01,219 --> 00:35:04,086
♪ A proud,
Confederate gentleman ♪
558
00:35:07,123 --> 00:35:09,819
♪ Now they're
Lost in hell ♪
559
00:35:13,063 --> 00:35:15,553
♪ This love once heaven ♪
560
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,362
Ugh.
561
00:35:24,439 --> 00:35:26,930
There are
some desires
562
00:35:27,008 --> 00:35:30,636
that even death cannot remove,
wouldn't you agree, Buckman?
563
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,373
Oh, yeah, like revenge.
564
00:35:33,447 --> 00:35:36,780
I'm not talking
about killin'.
565
00:35:39,018 --> 00:35:42,852
I'm talking about lovin'.
566
00:35:46,424 --> 00:35:50,690
Because that's always the
thirst before the slaughter
567
00:35:50,762 --> 00:35:53,389
that gets
the temperature risin'.
568
00:35:53,464 --> 00:35:54,863
Oh, yeah.
569
00:35:54,932 --> 00:35:57,924
Well, thank God we got
that lovely Milk Maiden.
570
00:35:58,002 --> 00:36:00,994
Screw our lovely
Milk Maiden!
571
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,868
And I'm sure you are,
you son of a bitch!
572
00:36:08,111 --> 00:36:10,271
Hey, Granny,
what's cookin'?
573
00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:13,412
Huck?
574
00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:15,006
Buck.
575
00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:16,982
Fuck.
576
00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:19,281
That's what
I'm trying to do!
577
00:36:20,821 --> 00:36:22,049
Ugh.
578
00:36:24,824 --> 00:36:28,351
It's stroke left,
then right,
579
00:36:28,428 --> 00:36:30,328
and you might
wanna blow In her rear.
580
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,887
That really gets
Jezzie's juices flowing.
581
00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:35,229
No way, same
with my baby.
582
00:36:35,301 --> 00:36:37,769
Yes, ma'am.
You know it.
583
00:36:37,836 --> 00:36:39,770
It gets them wet.
584
00:36:39,838 --> 00:36:42,397
Like a bog
or a bayou.
585
00:36:42,473 --> 00:36:48,070
Hey, how about next, you let Jezebel
give Biscuit a little pony ride?
586
00:36:48,146 --> 00:36:51,478
Yeah I hear sawdust and
sawdust Is a real turn on.
587
00:36:51,548 --> 00:36:54,073
What kind of doggie
biscuit is this?
588
00:36:54,151 --> 00:36:55,413
Put him
down, now.
589
00:36:55,485 --> 00:36:57,179
It's a him?
How can you tell?
590
00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:58,277
Now!
591
00:36:58,354 --> 00:37:00,413
Falcon, do something.
592
00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:03,390
Hey, be gentle
with that, okay?
593
00:37:03,459 --> 00:37:06,689
I can be gentle.
594
00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:10,197
God dang
sodomites.
595
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,174
Doo, doo, doo.
596
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,442
Hm.
597
00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:39,046
Hm.
598
00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:42,859
Hm.
599
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,894
Ugh!
600
00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:49,731
Now this right
here is unholy.
601
00:37:52,968 --> 00:37:54,765
I'm too sober
for this shit.
602
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,964
You think Miss
Bossman will miss us?
603
00:37:57,039 --> 00:38:01,566
Oh, Miss Bossman's too
lost to worry about us.
604
00:38:08,815 --> 00:38:10,646
Hm-hm.
605
00:38:12,319 --> 00:38:13,786
Hm.
606
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:23,083
I wonder what type of J
these freaks are smoking.
607
00:38:23,161 --> 00:38:25,493
They stay in character
like this all day?
608
00:38:25,563 --> 00:38:29,431
10 to 1 It's
as fine as mine.
609
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,991
Para ti. Para ml.
610
00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,038
Come on, baby,
let me fuego.
611
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:41,336
Yo, where'd
everybody go?
612
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,038
Where's the party at?
613
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,876
Soldier blue.
614
00:38:49,684 --> 00:38:53,643
Soldier Blue? What the
fuck's a Soldier Blue?
615
00:38:55,689 --> 00:38:58,681
Pearl? I'll give you
a pearl necklace.
616
00:38:58,759 --> 00:39:05,527
Soldier blue.
617
00:39:05,598 --> 00:39:08,431
Oh! Here's where
the party's at.
618
00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:14,338
Hello? Ladies?
619
00:39:14,406 --> 00:39:17,670
Oh, you girls wanna
play hide and seek?
620
00:39:17,742 --> 00:39:20,438
K- Jay loves
hide and seek.
621
00:39:29,052 --> 00:39:31,612
Soldier blue.
622
00:39:31,688 --> 00:39:34,815
Want to slip
Into something more-
623
00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:36,881
Comfortable?
624
00:40:35,344 --> 00:40:37,174
Why are we
doing this again?
625
00:40:37,245 --> 00:40:41,204
Look, I told you
it's representational.
626
00:40:41,282 --> 00:40:44,614
The epic struggle between
the North and the South.
627
00:40:44,684 --> 00:40:47,812
Brother against brother,
sister against sister.
628
00:40:47,888 --> 00:40:49,515
Good against evil!
629
00:40:49,589 --> 00:40:51,453
Just take her top off.
630
00:40:51,524 --> 00:40:54,857
I'm too fucking stoned
to undo all this shit.
631
00:40:54,927 --> 00:40:57,361
Take them off.
Shut up.
632
00:40:57,429 --> 00:41:00,829
I need to get out
of this place.
633
00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:03,197
I do too, baby,
we just got here.
634
00:41:03,268 --> 00:41:06,931
Did you blow your nose on me? You
got some fucking mocos In there?
635
00:41:07,005 --> 00:41:08,562
No, shut up.
636
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:09,901
Green-nosed goblins.
637
00:41:11,975 --> 00:41:15,068
I feel like I'm back In the
sweatshop In Tegucigalpa.
638
00:41:15,144 --> 00:41:18,409
She's totally a Lesbian
and won't fucking admit It.
639
00:41:18,481 --> 00:41:21,314
My name is Val
and I am a Lesbian.
640
00:41:22,951 --> 00:41:26,045
Will you please reprogram
me with your Mexican wiener?
641
00:41:27,756 --> 00:41:30,952
Take off
my bandanna, baby.
642
00:41:31,025 --> 00:41:32,549
Uh?
643
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:37,427
Are you ready to put on our
fucking Confederate clothing?
644
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:39,522
To join
these assholes?
645
00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:42,694
Did you
hear something?
646
00:41:42,769 --> 00:41:44,794
I did.
What was that?
647
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:03,448
Now we get down
to business, Soldier Blue.
648
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,011
Five dollar,
I make you holler.
649
00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:09,616
Whatever you like
I do for you.
650
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,387
How about 20
for plenty?
651
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,223
Okay.
652
00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:16,293
Oh.
653
00:42:16,365 --> 00:42:20,425
So glad you could join us for your
complimentary old time photograph.
654
00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:22,594
You're gonna take
pictures of this shit?
655
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:26,901
We like to capture the true
essence of our "jamboree. "
656
00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:30,410
Hey, I'm down.
Just keep it off the net.
657
00:42:30,477 --> 00:42:32,035
Uh-uh-uh.
658
00:42:32,112 --> 00:42:34,807
Don't you move, boy.
We need you sittin' still.
659
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,371
Lest they come
out blurry. Ooh!
660
00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:42,546
Fuck me like you're gonna
get your green card, baby.
661
00:42:42,621 --> 00:42:45,181
Emancipate me, baby.
Emancipate me!
662
00:42:45,256 --> 00:42:49,056
Faster, you Mexican
jumping bean!
663
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:04,268
Darn ya', Oprah, you grunt
louder than a churchyard chicken.
664
00:43:06,808 --> 00:43:09,402
Well, nice and tight,
Miss Scarlet.
665
00:43:09,478 --> 00:43:12,447
Nice and tight
and hard and firm.
666
00:43:12,514 --> 00:43:14,174
Exactly how I like it.
667
00:43:14,248 --> 00:43:17,513
Oh! I'll bet you do, son.
I'll bet you do.
668
00:43:17,585 --> 00:43:20,315
Well, Granny,
669
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:23,254
it looks like our honored
guest is ready for his closeup.
670
00:43:23,323 --> 00:43:26,656
Walt, dude, I don't wanna
have my picture taken anymore.
671
00:43:26,726 --> 00:43:29,319
Want has nothing to
do with it, Mr. K-Jay.
672
00:43:29,395 --> 00:43:32,387
That's right, boy.
I am sure,
673
00:43:32,464 --> 00:43:37,526
that these fine Southern gentlemen
didn't want their portraits taken neither.
674
00:43:37,602 --> 00:43:41,060
I am sure that they did
not want to be in this war,
675
00:43:41,139 --> 00:43:43,664
and I am
especially sure
676
00:43:43,741 --> 00:43:46,106
that they did not want
their family and houses
677
00:43:46,176 --> 00:43:49,077
burnt to the ground
by you Northern heathens!
678
00:43:49,146 --> 00:43:52,876
Whoa! " Northern heathen?"
Dude, I'm from Burbank.
679
00:43:52,948 --> 00:43:55,644
That's where
the devil lives.
680
00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:58,687
Bye-bye.
681
00:44:02,023 --> 00:44:03,820
Say cheese!
682
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,018
Oh I
683
00:44:16,569 --> 00:44:17,968
Good boy I
684
00:44:24,076 --> 00:44:26,567
Smoking I
685
00:44:29,481 --> 00:44:31,311
Oh!
686
00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:32,474
Puker!
687
00:44:49,198 --> 00:44:50,927
Dang It, Granny.
688
00:44:50,999 --> 00:44:53,433
He didn't smile.
689
00:44:53,502 --> 00:44:55,366
Oh, well.
690
00:45:02,609 --> 00:45:06,909
♪ Yankee Doodle went to town
To bone himself a hottie ♪
691
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,470
Amen, brother.
692
00:45:08,548 --> 00:45:10,538
♪ Stuck his feather
In her cooch ♪
693
00:45:10,616 --> 00:45:12,083
♪ like fresh baked manicotti ♪
694
00:45:12,151 --> 00:45:13,413
Hell, yeah. Fresh baked.
695
00:45:13,486 --> 00:45:14,748
What's your name?
696
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:17,618
It's Hucklebilly, dumb ass.
What's my name?
697
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:20,021
Hucklebilly, dumb ass.
698
00:45:21,826 --> 00:45:24,386
Typical! I'm out there,
sweating my ass off,
699
00:45:24,462 --> 00:45:26,395
and the two of you
are sitting here,
700
00:45:26,463 --> 00:45:30,524
getting this mentally
ill child stoned.
701
00:45:30,601 --> 00:45:32,296
Shut the fuck up, retard!
702
00:45:32,369 --> 00:45:35,599
It's Hucklebilly, Mister.
703
00:45:37,273 --> 00:45:40,640
I promise, I'll
just film It, no web.
704
00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:44,406
So anyone know whether
Jackass ever found Bristol?
705
00:45:44,479 --> 00:45:46,470
Hate to bring
It to you, Moses,
706
00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:50,381
he's probably off plowing
Bristol in some corn field by now.
707
00:45:50,451 --> 00:45:53,614
Excuse me, that's Rome's
boyfriend you're talking about.
708
00:45:53,687 --> 00:45:55,382
Yeah, man, don't be a hater.
709
00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:58,288
Suck my salty
Salvadoran sack.
710
00:45:58,358 --> 00:46:02,317
You'd probably like that. You
little twisted reality show wannabe.
711
00:46:02,395 --> 00:46:04,363
Enough! Look, Jesus,
712
00:46:04,430 --> 00:46:08,331
unless you want to crash the unemployment
line like the rest of your familla,
713
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,665
I suggest you get
this tin can moving!
714
00:46:11,737 --> 00:46:14,170
As soon as we get what we
want from these rednecks
715
00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:17,139
we'll get the hell out of
this fucking two-bit shit hole!
716
00:46:18,543 --> 00:46:19,771
Come on!
717
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,470
All right.
I hear you, boss.
718
00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:23,137
I can scam
one of them tires
719
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,545
off that old school bus
those freaks got
720
00:46:25,615 --> 00:46:27,549
Whatever It takes.
721
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:32,076
I wouldn't advise
that, my friends.
722
00:46:32,154 --> 00:46:33,587
Some folks
around here
723
00:46:33,656 --> 00:46:37,989
just might be inclined to
define that as stealing.
724
00:46:38,059 --> 00:46:39,651
Stealing is
a sin.
725
00:46:39,727 --> 00:46:43,823
I wasn't gonna
steal nothing, abuelita.
726
00:46:43,898 --> 00:46:46,365
I said "borrow. "
727
00:47:04,983 --> 00:47:08,543
I guess borrowing is okay.
That ain't stealing.
728
00:47:08,619 --> 00:47:11,383
Maybe we can help
you out with the tire.
729
00:47:11,455 --> 00:47:13,389
But first-
730
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,823
Yee-haw I
731
00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:34,735
I'll tell ya', Granny,
that display of majesty
732
00:47:34,809 --> 00:47:36,709
makes this Colonel
weak in the knees
733
00:47:36,777 --> 00:47:38,301
and full
in the groin.
734
00:47:38,379 --> 00:47:39,902
Ugh!
735
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:43,074
Bucky, I ain't
begging no more.
736
00:47:43,149 --> 00:47:47,380
It's time you discharge your
musket, Confederate style.
737
00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:50,217
Madam, lead me
to my execution.
738
00:47:50,289 --> 00:47:52,757
Yee-haw I
739
00:47:52,825 --> 00:47:54,986
You'd better be getting all this.
740
00:47:55,059 --> 00:47:56,720
This is money
in the bank.
741
00:47:56,794 --> 00:47:58,989
Solid gold.
742
00:47:59,063 --> 00:48:02,760
Oh!
Buck-man. Buck-man.
743
00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:10,998
Buck-man. Buck-man.
744
00:48:11,073 --> 00:48:13,564
Candy apples.
745
00:48:13,643 --> 00:48:16,168
Buck. Buck. Buck.
746
00:48:16,245 --> 00:48:17,371
Candy apples?
747
00:48:17,446 --> 00:48:20,107
Yee-haw!
748
00:48:20,181 --> 00:48:22,342
How do you like
these candy apples?
749
00:48:22,417 --> 00:48:24,544
Them ain't real.
Them's plastic.
750
00:48:24,619 --> 00:48:27,917
Probably got
worms in it, too.
751
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:30,752
My mighty sword!
My mighty sword!
752
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:33,725
My mighty sword I
753
00:48:33,794 --> 00:48:38,592
Crow! Crow! Crow!
754
00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:39,723
Crow?
755
00:48:42,367 --> 00:48:43,629
Crow?
756
00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:45,363
Buck?
757
00:48:45,437 --> 00:48:48,065
Oh,
758
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,698
too much dark meat,
bitch!
759
00:48:49,775 --> 00:48:51,605
Ah!
760
00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:58,413
Now, for our
next demonstration,
761
00:48:58,481 --> 00:49:00,779
we're gonna need
another volunteer.
762
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,750
Oh, oh, oh I
763
00:49:02,819 --> 00:49:04,218
Ugh.
764
00:49:04,287 --> 00:49:06,846
You boy, with the smiling
eyes, you'll do fine.
765
00:49:08,057 --> 00:49:09,183
Yes!
766
00:49:09,258 --> 00:49:10,725
Mighty fine.
767
00:49:10,793 --> 00:49:13,625
Come on up
now, boy.
768
00:49:13,695 --> 00:49:17,153
I ain't got
eternity. Come on.
769
00:49:17,231 --> 00:49:19,495
Don't mind
the darkness none.
770
00:49:19,567 --> 00:49:22,228
You ain't never heard
Helen Keller complain.
771
00:49:22,302 --> 00:49:25,066
Turn around now, boy.
Step on right up on here.
772
00:49:25,138 --> 00:49:27,766
Come one. Show everybody
your pretty face.
773
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:30,274
Now you see him?
774
00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,367
Uh-
775
00:49:32,712 --> 00:49:34,942
Now you don't!
776
00:49:42,921 --> 00:49:47,289
So, should I keep
the blindfold on, or-
777
00:49:58,534 --> 00:50:00,263
Uh, hello?
778
00:50:03,438 --> 00:50:05,303
Hello?
779
00:50:05,374 --> 00:50:07,535
So weird.
780
00:50:07,609 --> 00:50:11,044
Ah, okay.
781
00:50:11,112 --> 00:50:13,979
Hello?
782
00:50:14,048 --> 00:50:17,073
Hello. Is anybody here?
783
00:50:31,163 --> 00:50:32,390
Howdie ho there, boy.
784
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:34,124
What the fuck?
It hurts.
785
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:37,725
What kind of man are you, you
can't handle a little arm wrestle?
786
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:41,897
Shit, Rufus. I knew
you were different.
787
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:44,338
I knew you
were different.
788
00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:46,774
You see right through me, don't you?
789
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,072
Right through
your heart.
790
00:50:49,145 --> 00:50:50,908
My heart?
791
00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:54,643
Yeah, you know, all my life
I've kept my heart in the closet.
792
00:50:54,717 --> 00:50:59,415
Lately though, my ass keeps poking out.
793
00:51:03,824 --> 00:51:06,691
Whoa! I ain't
queer like that!
794
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,388
But that don't mean you gotta stop.
795
00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:15,800
I don't know.
796
00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:18,996
Maybe you're right.
797
00:51:19,071 --> 00:51:22,302
Listen, this is the
wrong time, wrong place.
798
00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:24,239
I'm dead!
799
00:51:24,309 --> 00:51:26,334
Ain't that the truth.
800
00:51:29,346 --> 00:51:31,109
Ugh. Agh!
801
00:51:34,485 --> 00:51:35,883
Agh!
802
00:51:42,025 --> 00:51:43,924
I'll give you Brokeback.
803
00:51:43,992 --> 00:51:45,960
Hm. Hm.
804
00:52:11,484 --> 00:52:14,281
♪ Revenge is sweet When
you're munching On the meat ♪
805
00:52:14,352 --> 00:52:16,912
♪ Of a Yankee
Whose doodle is so dandy ♪
806
00:52:16,988 --> 00:52:18,785
♪ We don't like to boast ♪
807
00:52:18,857 --> 00:52:20,449
♪ But we make a tasty roast ♪
808
00:52:20,525 --> 00:52:23,118
♪ With grilling
We're really pretty handy ♪
809
00:52:23,193 --> 00:52:27,926
♪ 'Cause we're cannibals
Cannibals, yes it's true ♪
810
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:34,334
♪ And there's just no way
That you will survive ♪
811
00:52:34,403 --> 00:52:36,997
♪ We're cannibals ♪
812
00:52:37,073 --> 00:52:41,668
♪ Cannibals, yes it's true ♪
813
00:52:41,743 --> 00:52:46,406
♪ And you know we're gonna
Eat you dead or alive ♪
814
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,674
Hit it!
815
00:53:13,638 --> 00:53:14,900
Ah!
816
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,601
Ew.
817
00:53:20,677 --> 00:53:23,077
I clean up pretty
good, don't I?
818
00:53:23,146 --> 00:53:26,911
Without further undue,
I would like to introduce
819
00:53:26,982 --> 00:53:31,783
one mean ass mother fucker
butt kicking son of a bitch.
820
00:53:31,854 --> 00:53:33,718
Yeah!
821
00:53:33,788 --> 00:53:36,882
Buckman!
Yeah!
822
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,927
Go, go,
Buckman, go!
823
00:53:39,994 --> 00:53:41,927
Go, go,
hi, Buckman I
824
00:53:41,995 --> 00:53:46,398
Good evening, one and all! I hope
you're enjoying the show so far.
825
00:53:46,466 --> 00:53:48,399
Can I get a Yee-haw?
826
00:53:48,467 --> 00:53:50,526
Yee-haw I
827
00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:53,436
I wanna tell you, tonight
we got a show for you
828
00:53:53,506 --> 00:53:57,464
you ain't never gonna forget or
my name ain't George W. Buckman.
829
00:53:57,542 --> 00:54:00,670
I know you've been worried
about where your compatriots were
830
00:54:00,745 --> 00:54:03,646
well, we were too, until we
found them In the medical tent,
831
00:54:03,715 --> 00:54:05,511
playing doctor!
Right, boys?
832
00:54:07,651 --> 00:54:11,746
But seriously folks, they're all
back stage with your young Mr. Falcon
833
00:54:11,821 --> 00:54:16,121
undergoing an extreme makeover
for tonight's grand finale!
834
00:54:16,192 --> 00:54:19,161
But first, It gives me
great pleasure to Introduce
835
00:54:19,229 --> 00:54:22,254
Pleasant Valley's
very own Rhett Butler,
836
00:54:22,331 --> 00:54:25,391
Mr. Harper Alexander!
837
00:54:32,006 --> 00:54:35,463
Ladles and gentlemen, please
enjoy with me as we recreate
838
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:38,739
not only one of our favorite
moments of the annals of history
839
00:54:38,812 --> 00:54:42,475
but also one of the great
spectator sports, as well.
840
00:54:42,549 --> 00:54:45,039
Any volunteers?
841
00:54:47,086 --> 00:54:50,749
You, sir. You want to
win 50,000 dollars?
842
00:54:50,822 --> 00:54:54,121
Did you say
50,000 dollars?
843
00:54:54,192 --> 00:54:56,854
I sure did. 50,000
Confederate.
844
00:54:56,928 --> 00:54:59,794
Well, In that case-
845
00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:08,231
How you doin'
tonight, Abraham?
846
00:55:08,304 --> 00:55:09,703
It's Jerry.
847
00:55:09,772 --> 00:55:11,763
You sure look like
an Abraham to me.
848
00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,866
Why don't you
just take your seat?
849
00:55:17,412 --> 00:55:20,609
Now tonight, the role
of Miss Mary Lincoln
850
00:55:20,682 --> 00:55:23,172
will be played by Miss
Married Milk Malden,
851
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:28,620
and good ol' honest Abe, well,
that'll be you, D. W. Grlfflth.
852
00:55:28,689 --> 00:55:31,384
Go ahead, please.
853
00:55:31,457 --> 00:55:36,019
You're 9 Inches away from
starring In my next movie.
854
00:55:38,163 --> 00:55:41,428
Feels more
like 3 to me.
855
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:49,205
Now, the game Is
If I miss, you lose.
856
00:55:49,273 --> 00:55:51,764
Uh, I'm not too
sure about this.
857
00:55:51,842 --> 00:55:52,866
Ready?
858
00:55:52,943 --> 00:55:54,204
Oh, come on, time out!
859
00:55:54,277 --> 00:55:56,142
Aim.
860
00:55:57,714 --> 00:55:59,045
Hold on, time out.
861
00:55:59,115 --> 00:56:00,946
Walt, wait, wait.
862
00:56:01,017 --> 00:56:02,449
Wait. Time out!
863
00:56:02,518 --> 00:56:03,450
Time out!
864
00:56:05,888 --> 00:56:07,116
Yeah I
865
00:56:09,524 --> 00:56:10,752
Yeah!
866
00:56:10,825 --> 00:56:14,124
Yay!
867
00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:33,067
Aside from that,
Mrs. Lincoln,
868
00:56:33,144 --> 00:56:34,736
did you enjoy
the show?
869
00:56:34,813 --> 00:56:36,508
Fuck this shit.
870
00:56:36,581 --> 00:56:37,309
Ah I
871
00:56:42,786 --> 00:56:45,778
Now, now, now that
you're all a little groggy
872
00:56:45,856 --> 00:56:49,086
the fresh air otta
take care of that.
873
00:56:49,158 --> 00:56:52,252
We're all here and we're
gonna play a little game,
874
00:56:52,328 --> 00:56:56,559
a little game we call the
Revisitation of the troubles.
875
00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:03,930
April 22, 1864,
876
00:57:04,005 --> 00:57:06,905
we were living our lives,
minding our own business,
877
00:57:06,974 --> 00:57:08,771
when the Yankee man came.
878
00:57:08,843 --> 00:57:12,801
When you came! killed us all,
destroyed our way of life.
879
00:57:12,879 --> 00:57:15,074
Hell, we weren't
ready back then,
880
00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:17,480
but this time we are.
881
00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:20,541
War's over, jefe, you fucking
lost, move the fuck on!
882
00:57:20,619 --> 00:57:24,316
Well, that's precisely
what we aim to do,
883
00:57:24,390 --> 00:57:27,484
muchacho, precisely.
884
00:57:27,559 --> 00:57:30,459
You're telling me you're
with these crackers?
885
00:57:30,528 --> 00:57:33,053
I was with these
crackers when your kind
886
00:57:33,131 --> 00:57:35,621
came condemning us all
to the same fate.
887
00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:38,327
"My kind?" What the fuck's
wrong with you, brother?
888
00:57:38,402 --> 00:57:42,133
I'm not your bother.
I'm Southern bred.
889
00:57:42,205 --> 00:57:45,196
And you,
Miss Gutter Mouth,
890
00:57:45,274 --> 00:57:47,868
you'd be Northern scum.
891
00:57:47,943 --> 00:57:49,342
Now, now, Crow.
892
00:57:49,412 --> 00:57:51,845
Remember we're trying
not the use the " N" word.
893
00:57:51,913 --> 00:57:53,938
You're right
on that one.
894
00:57:56,317 --> 00:57:57,978
That's right I
895
00:57:58,052 --> 00:58:02,818
Now let's see here, from here to
the road it's a couple of miles,
896
00:58:02,890 --> 00:58:05,415
same distance we had to
flee from Pleasant Valley,
897
00:58:05,492 --> 00:58:08,119
now, there's no sport In
shooting fish In a barrel.
898
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:10,719
so we hid some guns
and ammo along the way.
899
00:58:10,797 --> 00:58:14,823
Now, If ya'll can go out there and
find them and put up a good fight
900
00:58:14,900 --> 00:58:17,164
why, you're
free to go.
901
00:58:17,235 --> 00:58:19,703
Oh, that is bloody bullocks!
902
00:58:19,771 --> 00:58:21,398
If you don't
let us go now,
903
00:58:21,473 --> 00:58:25,272
I'll have my lawyer slaughter
you before you can say spectrum.
904
00:58:25,342 --> 00:58:27,537
I mean It,
mother fucker!
905
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:31,273
Spectrum?
906
00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:32,609
I'm not kidding!
907
00:58:32,682 --> 00:58:34,809
Neither are we, Miss.
908
00:58:34,884 --> 00:58:37,785
I n case you have
any doubt, Miss Maiden.
909
00:58:37,854 --> 00:58:40,413
Hm.
910
00:58:56,136 --> 00:58:59,299
K- Jay?
911
00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:01,306
Ma-ma-ma-ma.
912
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,311
Falcon I
913
00:59:09,381 --> 00:59:11,610
Bastards!
914
00:59:11,683 --> 00:59:16,916
Presentation. Well,
let the games begin I
915
00:59:21,525 --> 00:59:25,824
Pum, pum, pum.
916
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:30,893
Gimme that I
917
00:59:33,635 --> 00:59:34,932
Gimme that!
918
00:59:56,855 --> 01:00:02,816
♪ Building from
the ground up ♪
919
01:00:02,895 --> 01:00:05,829
♪ Starting nowhere ♪
920
01:00:08,432 --> 01:00:12,198
Did you see what they did to
K- Jay, Biscuit? They killed him.
921
01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:14,533
They fucking
killed Falcon, too.
922
01:00:14,604 --> 01:00:17,437
We were gonna present at the
Teen Dream Awards together.
923
01:00:17,507 --> 01:00:19,839
You were?
924
01:00:19,910 --> 01:00:23,106
♪ Well, they put us
I n our ♪
925
01:00:23,178 --> 01:00:26,443
Crying over spilled blood is
not gonna get us outta here,
926
01:00:26,515 --> 01:00:29,210
we gotta find those guns
and cap those mother fuckers.
927
01:00:29,284 --> 01:00:32,913
You're right. You and
Cherry head for the RV.
928
01:00:32,987 --> 01:00:36,285
Fix that damn tire, I'll grab
the girls and find those weapons.
929
01:00:36,356 --> 01:00:38,415
What are you gonna
do if you find them?
930
01:00:38,492 --> 01:00:41,757
I know my way around weapons. My
mother used to be a prison guard.
931
01:00:41,828 --> 01:00:44,125
That explains a lot.
932
01:00:44,196 --> 01:00:47,461
♪ Again ♪
933
01:00:53,538 --> 01:00:56,063
Bleed that heathen
good and dry, son.
934
01:00:56,141 --> 01:00:58,075
We could all use
an after dinner tonic.
935
01:00:58,143 --> 01:00:59,905
When do we get
to eat supper, Daddy?
936
01:00:59,977 --> 01:01:02,468
Ain't you done
chewing on that surfer?
937
01:01:02,546 --> 01:01:06,573
What about me, Daddy? All I had was
a gristle from Jezzie's hindquarters.
938
01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:10,312
Oh, enough!
Go on, git!
939
01:01:14,357 --> 01:01:16,324
What are you
laughing at, China Rose?
940
01:01:16,391 --> 01:01:19,986
Why don't you do some of that Chinese
laundry we Imported you here for?
941
01:01:20,062 --> 01:01:24,327
This time get out the blood stains! I
don't want no ring around the collar.
942
01:01:24,398 --> 01:01:27,333
Your wish Is my command, Mayor Luckman,
943
01:01:27,401 --> 01:01:31,268
But remember,
not tickee, no shitee.
944
01:01:31,338 --> 01:01:32,896
Go on, git I
945
01:01:32,973 --> 01:01:36,272
Well, I see there, Ganny,
946
01:01:36,343 --> 01:01:39,675
looks like you're favoring that
dark meat a little bit too much.
947
01:01:39,745 --> 01:01:43,306
Maybe if you were a little bit
more black in your stallion,
948
01:01:43,382 --> 01:01:46,317
I wouldn't need to visit the
stable on long lonely nights.
949
01:01:46,385 --> 01:01:50,821
How many Northerners to seek
vengeance on 'til we can finally rest?
950
01:01:50,888 --> 01:01:53,118
Well, let's see, uh,
951
01:01:53,191 --> 01:01:57,354
last jamboree I think we
took care of 8 of them.
952
01:01:57,427 --> 01:01:58,758
It's 9 here with this now,
953
01:01:58,829 --> 01:02:01,127
It still only makes
us half way to 2001.
954
01:02:01,198 --> 01:02:05,429
Dang it, does that mean we have to
go through this shit again next year?
955
01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:07,264
Ah, don't complain.
956
01:02:07,336 --> 01:02:12,932
Oh! My bunions
are killing me!
957
01:02:13,008 --> 01:02:17,138
If I was one of those psychos
where would I hide those weapons?
958
01:02:17,212 --> 01:02:20,112
Kinda like
an Easter egg hunt.
959
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:22,307
Huh?
960
01:02:22,383 --> 01:02:25,580
Yes.
961
01:02:28,221 --> 01:02:32,885
How old is this piece of shit?
It's fucking rusted together!
962
01:02:32,959 --> 01:02:36,394
Whatever. I'm gonna smoke
and laugh about all this.
963
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,122
Are you fucking
crazy, negra?
964
01:02:38,196 --> 01:02:41,097
Those rednecks think this is
the Civil War or something.
965
01:02:41,166 --> 01:02:43,258
I always knew the South
was loco, but damn I
966
01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:44,460
Shit!
967
01:02:44,535 --> 01:02:46,298
Are you okay?
968
01:02:46,370 --> 01:02:50,465
Fuck finding a tire. I say we ditch
those bitches and save ourselves.
969
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:52,132
Let's go.
970
01:02:54,811 --> 01:02:56,642
The Kosher way
to do this is what?
971
01:02:56,713 --> 01:02:59,545
You gotta cut the throat
and let the blood drain.
972
01:02:59,615 --> 01:03:01,606
This Jew boy ain't
got no throat no more.
973
01:03:01,684 --> 01:03:04,118
Well, then, cut
his balls off, I guess.
974
01:03:04,186 --> 01:03:05,709
Yeah, I guess.
975
01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaking of balls, I've been
meaning to mention something to you.
976
01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:16,685
I just don't get you.
977
01:03:16,763 --> 01:03:17,923
What?
978
01:03:17,998 --> 01:03:20,023
You know.
Your taste.
979
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,828
Explain me this, brother.
980
01:03:21,901 --> 01:03:25,462
You, brother, spend your time on
some soft girlie girl like Jezebel.
981
01:03:25,538 --> 01:03:28,938
Gossiping, shopping
and settin' up house.
982
01:03:29,007 --> 01:03:32,067
I, on the other hand,
like to hang a real man,
983
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:35,476
practicing,
soldiering,
984
01:03:35,547 --> 01:03:37,810
and wrestling.
And my taste?
985
01:03:37,881 --> 01:03:41,612
You tell me, brother, who's really
on the side of the Lord here?
986
01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:50,719
You gotta be fucking
with me. This easy?
987
01:03:53,829 --> 01:03:55,262
I guess not.
No ammo.
988
01:03:55,330 --> 01:03:56,592
You're kidding me.
989
01:03:56,665 --> 01:03:59,600
Fuck this cracker,
Val, let's go.
990
01:03:59,668 --> 01:04:03,262
Since our lives
are seriously at stake,
991
01:04:03,337 --> 01:04:05,396
there's something
I have to ask you.
992
01:04:05,473 --> 01:04:06,667
Go ahead, babe.
993
01:04:06,741 --> 01:04:08,674
If they find us
dead here
994
01:04:08,742 --> 01:04:12,405
our bodies naked on display
for the whole world to see-
995
01:04:12,479 --> 01:04:14,106
You mean like
in your video?
996
01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:16,647
I'm being
serious, Tina.
997
01:04:16,715 --> 01:04:18,683
Fine. Spill It.
998
01:04:18,751 --> 01:04:21,811
All right. I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
999
01:04:21,887 --> 01:04:23,911
Do my thighs
look fat?
1000
01:04:23,988 --> 01:04:26,081
Oh, my God I
Rome, a gun I
1001
01:04:26,157 --> 01:04:27,624
You think It's real?
1002
01:04:27,692 --> 01:04:30,058
Ah! Titties!
1003
01:04:30,128 --> 01:04:31,355
Ugh!
1004
01:04:31,428 --> 01:04:33,259
Looks real.
1005
01:04:36,533 --> 01:04:38,660
Fuck, we're goin'
around in circles.
1006
01:04:38,735 --> 01:04:40,668
I don't get it, Jay.
1007
01:04:40,736 --> 01:04:42,294
That's it.
Let's split up.
1008
01:04:42,371 --> 01:04:43,929
I don't wanna
split up. Mm-hm.
1009
01:04:44,006 --> 01:04:45,405
Look-
1010
01:04:45,474 --> 01:04:49,204
If one of us gets away
we're both saved, right?
1011
01:04:49,277 --> 01:04:52,075
You know I'll
come back with help.
1012
01:04:52,147 --> 01:04:53,375
I guess
you're right.
1013
01:04:53,448 --> 01:04:55,642
Of course
I'm right, baby.
1014
01:04:55,716 --> 01:04:57,581
You go that way,
I'll go this way,
1015
01:04:57,651 --> 01:04:59,278
one of us is gonna
find the road.
1016
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:01,116
Okay, but be safe.
1017
01:05:01,188 --> 01:05:03,246
You know I will.
1018
01:05:03,322 --> 01:05:06,883
What about a gun?
Don't I need one, too?
1019
01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:09,951
Well, at least
we found a gun.
1020
01:05:10,029 --> 01:05:11,825
Should I say
thank you for that?
1021
01:05:11,897 --> 01:05:13,797
It was an accident,
Val. God I
1022
01:05:13,865 --> 01:05:17,096
Do you always have to rag
on us, we have feelings, too.
1023
01:05:17,169 --> 01:05:20,899
Yeah, like we didn't feel bad
when the avalanche hit New Orleans.
1024
01:05:20,971 --> 01:05:24,099
Okey-dokey,
now. One.
1025
01:05:24,175 --> 01:05:26,166
Oh, no, you
girls despise me.
1026
01:05:26,242 --> 01:05:28,642
Why can't you see me
like I see you?
1027
01:05:28,711 --> 01:05:29,871
Three!
1028
01:05:29,946 --> 01:05:31,140
Oops.
1029
01:05:31,214 --> 01:05:32,806
Agh!
1030
01:05:32,882 --> 01:05:34,849
Ah I
1031
01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:36,544
Oh my God!
1032
01:05:36,618 --> 01:05:43,614
You stupid little fake tittied,
no talented, trust fund sluts!
1033
01:05:43,691 --> 01:05:46,091
Just fuck off!
1034
01:05:48,196 --> 01:05:50,789
But you stepped on Biscuit!
1035
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,923
Can I make
myself any clearer?
1036
01:05:52,999 --> 01:05:54,660
Just go!
1037
01:05:54,734 --> 01:05:57,634
Just wait 'til the network
hears about this!
1038
01:05:57,703 --> 01:05:59,728
Yeah, we would never
fuck you anyway.
1039
01:05:59,805 --> 01:06:00,863
Yeah!
1040
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:02,635
Ugh!
1041
01:06:13,984 --> 01:06:16,179
Yoo-hoo.
1042
01:06:42,309 --> 01:06:44,833
Uh, uh, uh.
1043
01:06:44,911 --> 01:06:46,208
What the fuck?
1044
01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,475
Looking for
the Underground Railroad?
1045
01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:56,516
Hey, Granny.
1046
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:03,553
Do you think the Mayor would mind if
we kept that beaner boy to ourselves?
1047
01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:06,961
I don't know, sweetie. I'd rather
kill him than fuck him any day.
1048
01:07:07,031 --> 01:07:09,658
Sh, sh, sh.
1049
01:07:09,733 --> 01:07:10,995
Do you
hear something?
1050
01:07:11,067 --> 01:07:12,227
No.
1051
01:07:12,302 --> 01:07:15,829
♪ Rock a-bye baby,
On the tree top ♪
1052
01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:19,807
♪ When the wind blows ♪
1053
01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:23,572
♪ The cradle will rock ♪
1054
01:07:25,413 --> 01:07:30,146
♪ When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall ♪
1055
01:07:30,218 --> 01:07:34,347
♪ And down will come baby ♪
1056
01:07:34,421 --> 01:07:37,288
♪ Cradle and all! ♪
1057
01:07:40,259 --> 01:07:44,889
I always knew
those little cunts
1058
01:07:44,964 --> 01:07:48,023
would be the end of me.
1059
01:07:53,405 --> 01:07:55,531
Biscuit's really
dead meat, huh?
1060
01:07:55,606 --> 01:07:57,972
Yes, sweetie.
She really is.
1061
01:07:58,042 --> 01:08:00,010
We're dead meat,
too, aren't we?
1062
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,773
No, Romy, we're gonna be okay. Trust me.
1063
01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:06,872
That's what you said the time
we got crabs tag teaming K-Jay.
1064
01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:11,986
Whoopsie-daisy!
1065
01:08:12,054 --> 01:08:13,681
Oh.
1066
01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:16,349
I thought the Mayor
said killing Mexicans
1067
01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:18,359
didn’t count
towards the total.
1068
01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:20,087
No, they don't deary.
1069
01:08:20,161 --> 01:08:23,221
They ain't North, they
ain't South, they just ain't.
1070
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,768
But there's nothing wrong
with a little sport killing.
1071
01:08:28,835 --> 01:08:31,702
So long as it puts
food on the table.
1072
01:08:36,141 --> 01:08:39,076
It must've
been a squirrel.
1073
01:08:39,144 --> 01:08:41,408
Come on along, now.
1074
01:08:47,018 --> 01:08:48,986
Peekaboo.
1075
01:08:49,053 --> 01:08:52,620
Ah!
1076
01:08:56,159 --> 01:08:58,820
Can't you Northern folks
do nothing right?
1077
01:09:01,230 --> 01:09:03,596
Tonight at dinner,
yet again,
1078
01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:07,692
caught Granny picking
a little too tenderly
1079
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:10,499
on a dark part
of her brisket.
1080
01:09:10,572 --> 01:09:13,564
Got anything
to say about that, boy?
1081
01:09:13,641 --> 01:09:15,631
Ugh!
1082
01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:18,007
I ain't
nobody's boy.
1083
01:09:18,078 --> 01:09:19,943
Not even yours.
1084
01:09:21,181 --> 01:09:23,114
Maybe so, Crow.
1085
01:09:23,182 --> 01:09:27,414
Would it be too hard just
to, uh, stick to your chores?
1086
01:09:27,487 --> 01:09:28,647
Ah!
1087
01:09:28,721 --> 01:09:32,952
I do stick
to my chores,
1088
01:09:33,025 --> 01:09:35,084
as much as I find
them distasteful,
1089
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:39,186
And which one of you are too
tired from ploughing the fields,
1090
01:09:39,263 --> 01:09:41,163
or splitting
the wood,
1091
01:09:41,232 --> 01:09:43,792
you can't
deny that.
1092
01:09:43,868 --> 01:09:47,303
Tell me, Is there one amongst ya',
1093
01:09:47,370 --> 01:09:49,531
one, amongst ya'
1094
01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:52,598
willing to hit it when
there's blood on the conch?
1095
01:09:55,110 --> 01:09:56,975
Well, I know
how to plow.
1096
01:09:57,046 --> 01:09:59,640
and I know
how to split,
1097
01:09:59,715 --> 01:10:02,911
but you sure have some
very satisfied bitches
1098
01:10:02,984 --> 01:10:06,613
in your Pleasant Valley,
thank you very much.
1099
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,725
Man's got a point.
1100
01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:20,922
Shoot, Daddy, I think I
made the rope too long.
1101
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,332
You stupid ass
white mother fuckers
1102
01:10:23,402 --> 01:10:26,495
you just wait until Al Sharpton
gets a wind of this shit.
1103
01:10:26,571 --> 01:10:28,300
I'll own everything
in this albino circus.
1104
01:10:28,373 --> 01:10:32,672
Including that fake ass, dumb
ass, stuffed mother fucking sheep?
1105
01:10:32,743 --> 01:10:35,644
Yeah? When
pigs fly.
1106
01:10:35,712 --> 01:10:37,009
And the fat
lady sings.
1107
01:10:37,081 --> 01:10:40,015
And there's a black
man in the White House.
1108
01:10:42,618 --> 01:10:45,485
Where the fuck have you
mother fuckers been at?
1109
01:10:45,555 --> 01:10:46,579
Down South!
1110
01:10:52,861 --> 01:10:54,453
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
1111
01:10:54,529 --> 01:10:56,553
Fools them every time!
1112
01:10:59,066 --> 01:11:01,330
Yee-haw!
1113
01:11:13,078 --> 01:11:16,070
Relax.
1114
01:11:16,148 --> 01:11:21,551
Everything's gonna
be just fine.
1115
01:11:21,619 --> 01:11:26,022
There's nobody here
but us ladles.
1116
01:11:28,892 --> 01:11:31,884
Please help me.
Please, help me. Please.
1117
01:11:31,962 --> 01:11:34,692
You gotta
help me, please.
1118
01:11:34,764 --> 01:11:37,664
Folks like my kin,
1119
01:11:37,733 --> 01:11:41,931
they can't fathom
the modern woman.
1120
01:11:43,171 --> 01:11:47,437
They wanna keep us
all caged up.
1121
01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:51,376
Cage our bodies,
1122
01:11:51,445 --> 01:11:55,245
our passions-
1123
01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,089
That's right, momma!
1124
01:12:04,157 --> 01:12:05,681
Oh, no, no.
1125
01:12:05,758 --> 01:12:07,657
I hear there's
a cherry in the center.
1126
01:12:07,726 --> 01:12:10,422
Ah!
1127
01:12:12,464 --> 01:12:14,624
Ugh!
1128
01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:28,301
Hm. Cider red, always
makes my pink wet.
1129
01:12:42,757 --> 01:12:44,850
Oh, my God, Tina.
1130
01:12:44,926 --> 01:12:48,088
We're back
to where we started.
1131
01:12:54,633 --> 01:12:57,067
Please, just
go away!
1132
01:13:02,907 --> 01:13:04,772
Ah!
1133
01:13:23,726 --> 01:13:25,590
Spread the red.
1134
01:13:39,673 --> 01:13:41,071
I'm cold.
1135
01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,973
Get the bus, Let's take it outta here.
1136
01:13:44,043 --> 01:13:46,568
You try to start it,
I'll stand guard.
1137
01:13:46,646 --> 01:13:48,510
Okay.
1138
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:50,445
Jesuz!
1139
01:13:50,515 --> 01:13:53,348
It's "Jesus", bitch.
1140
01:13:53,418 --> 01:13:55,716
Agh!
1141
01:13:58,623 --> 01:14:00,614
Why Isn't It working?
1142
01:14:00,691 --> 01:14:03,854
Shut up, babe. Got some shit under here.
1143
01:14:03,928 --> 01:14:05,224
Try the key!
1144
01:14:05,295 --> 01:14:06,523
Like this?
1145
01:14:09,266 --> 01:14:10,290
Anything?
1146
01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,231
Nope. Nada.
1147
01:14:12,301 --> 01:14:14,360
I am I doing
this right?
1148
01:14:14,436 --> 01:14:16,495
Can't you hot
wire this thing?
1149
01:14:16,572 --> 01:14:19,336
Yo, bitch, I went to
film school, not prison.
1150
01:14:21,442 --> 01:14:22,841
Uh-oh.
1151
01:14:22,910 --> 01:14:24,707
Oh, shit.
1152
01:14:32,619 --> 01:14:34,712
Do you think
they're mad at us?
1153
01:14:41,594 --> 01:14:43,390
We offered
them entertainment,
1154
01:14:43,461 --> 01:14:48,057
sport, a chance to redeem
some sense of honor,
1155
01:14:48,133 --> 01:14:51,898
for the atrocities
committed by their ancestors.
1156
01:14:51,969 --> 01:14:54,904
And they play along
by running away.
1157
01:14:54,972 --> 01:14:56,769
Oh, you wanna play?
1158
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,637
Fuck, I'll play!
1159
01:14:58,709 --> 01:15:00,107
Gentleman to gentleman?
1160
01:15:00,176 --> 01:15:02,235
Yeah, If that's
what you call yourself.
1161
01:15:02,312 --> 01:15:05,543
Bring it on!
1162
01:15:07,015 --> 01:15:09,415
Charge!
1163
01:15:11,253 --> 01:15:14,245
Go on, Tina! Go!
Make It start I
1164
01:15:16,290 --> 01:15:17,780
Go!
1165
01:15:17,858 --> 01:15:19,223
I can't I
1166
01:15:24,964 --> 01:15:27,125
Tina, come on I
1167
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,862
Come on I
1168
01:15:29,936 --> 01:15:31,300
Oh, start I
1169
01:15:33,605 --> 01:15:35,129
Come on!
1170
01:15:36,742 --> 01:15:39,232
Do your best
Colonel Cracker.
1171
01:15:39,310 --> 01:15:42,108
Yeah.
Come on.
1172
01:15:46,717 --> 01:15:47,979
Oh, my God!
1173
01:15:55,257 --> 01:15:57,350
Get off me!
1174
01:15:59,595 --> 01:16:01,926
Just wait I
1175
01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:06,127
Fuck!
1176
01:16:06,201 --> 01:16:08,169
Hurry I
1177
01:16:08,236 --> 01:16:12,296
I was gonna let you go, seeing your
kind don't count towards the total.
1178
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:14,204
Brown or white,
you're a yank to me.
1179
01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:15,707
Ugh I
1180
01:16:17,944 --> 01:16:19,036
Ah!
1181
01:16:19,112 --> 01:16:20,477
Go!
1182
01:16:20,546 --> 01:16:23,276
Go engine, go!
Go, start I
1183
01:16:23,349 --> 01:16:26,579
Agh!
1184
01:16:26,651 --> 01:16:29,142
Brown or white beats
your one-eyed freak show.
1185
01:16:29,221 --> 01:16:31,348
Ah I
1186
01:16:31,423 --> 01:16:33,583
Oh, now we're playing.
1187
01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:35,022
[Ah!
1188
01:16:37,695 --> 01:16:40,357
Yankee scum! Ah!
1189
01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,525
Go, Tina, go!
1190
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,761
Go!
1191
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:48,997
Walt, Romy, It's
Jesus, he'll save us!
1192
01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:50,402
Can you fix it?
1193
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,236
Go ahead,
try It now.
1194
01:16:54,309 --> 01:16:57,106
Come on, come on! Start!
1195
01:16:57,178 --> 01:16:58,668
Start! Why won't you start?
1196
01:16:58,746 --> 01:17:00,304
It's turning I
1197
01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:04,715
Come on, Jesus.
Get on the bus!
1198
01:17:04,785 --> 01:17:06,377
Go! Go!
1199
01:17:06,453 --> 01:17:08,978
Puta, what the fuck
are you waiting for?
1200
01:17:09,055 --> 01:17:12,683
Hey, Two-Eyes.
Suck my Dixie.
1201
01:17:14,126 --> 01:17:15,388
Agh!
1202
01:17:18,297 --> 01:17:20,321
Whoo-whee!
1203
01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:29,037
shall rest 'til
all obey.
1204
01:17:31,241 --> 01:17:33,106
Don't turn it off,
you stupid bitch!
1205
01:17:33,177 --> 01:17:35,338
But it just
killed Jesus!
1206
01:17:35,412 --> 01:17:37,743
Let's finish this.
1207
01:17:44,686 --> 01:17:45,948
Oh! Ah!
1208
01:17:47,689 --> 01:17:49,247
Fuck!
1209
01:17:55,763 --> 01:17:57,731
Keys. Please.
1210
01:18:07,172 --> 01:18:08,469
Fuck you.
1211
01:18:16,647 --> 01:18:18,581
Turn It on I
1212
01:18:18,649 --> 01:18:20,241
Come here.
1213
01:18:20,318 --> 01:18:21,751
Go!
1214
01:18:25,689 --> 01:18:27,987
Ah!
1215
01:18:28,058 --> 01:18:29,923
I'm going!
1216
01:18:33,028 --> 01:18:34,222
Tina, go!
1217
01:18:34,296 --> 01:18:36,127
Rome, I'm going!
I'm going!
1218
01:18:36,198 --> 01:18:37,631
Ugh!
1219
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,496
Get us outta here!
1220
01:18:43,705 --> 01:18:45,730
Just go.
1221
01:18:53,614 --> 01:18:56,548
It's over, Romy.
It's over.
1222
01:19:28,710 --> 01:19:32,009
I can't believe I've ever decided
to make this crap show with you!
1223
01:19:40,755 --> 01:19:43,348
You're so fucking
annoying! You're so wrong!
1224
01:19:43,423 --> 01:19:44,913
Fuck you, bitch!
1225
01:19:44,991 --> 01:19:47,755
You know what? I killed
your fucking beloved Biscuit!
1226
01:19:47,827 --> 01:19:50,021
Really? Well, I'm the one
who snorted your 8-ball.
1227
01:19:50,095 --> 01:19:51,187
Fucking bitch I
1228
01:19:51,263 --> 01:19:52,457
Cunt!
1229
01:20:00,605 --> 01:20:02,903
Damn Yankees.
1230
01:20:12,648 --> 01:20:14,240
Now what,
Bucky?
1231
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,715
Hm. Ah!
1232
01:20:22,624 --> 01:20:26,025
Rufus, is this
contraption working?
1233
01:20:26,094 --> 01:20:27,721
It's 12-4, Daddy.
1234
01:20:27,796 --> 01:20:30,525
Howdy, folks!
George W. Buckman here,
1235
01:20:30,598 --> 01:20:34,967
inviting you to come to the
Pleasant Valley Traveling Jamboree!
1236
01:20:35,035 --> 01:20:36,365
We got it all folks,
1237
01:20:36,436 --> 01:20:38,904
we got singin',
we got dancin',
1238
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,667
we got games,
1239
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:42,867
Uh, I'm not too
sure about this.
1240
01:20:42,942 --> 01:20:46,707
But most of all we got some
real nice mouthwatering Barbecue.
1241
01:20:46,778 --> 01:20:50,214
Does that mean we have to go
through this shit again next year?
1242
01:20:50,282 --> 01:20:52,408
[Buckman ) Don't forget
to bring the kids,
1243
01:20:52,483 --> 01:20:55,850
especially the chubby ones,
portly always gets In for free.
1244
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,320
Just look for the detour
sign off the main road.
1245
01:20:58,389 --> 01:21:02,791
We'll be waiting. So come on down
and get a taste of the old South.
1246
01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:07,818
And let the old South
get a taste of you.
1247
01:21:48,298 --> 01:21:51,096
Come on, Granny,
keep pushing.
1248
01:21:51,168 --> 01:21:52,430
Oh, oh, oh.
1249
01:21:52,503 --> 01:21:53,765
Keep pushing.
1250
01:21:53,837 --> 01:21:55,098
I am pushing, you morons.
1251
01:21:55,171 --> 01:21:56,433
Breathe!
1252
01:21:56,506 --> 01:21:58,633
I think I see
something coming.
1253
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,642
Oh, oh, oh.
1254
01:22:00,710 --> 01:22:01,938
Oh!
1255
01:22:02,011 --> 01:22:05,138
Come on, Granny,
keep pushing.
1256
01:22:05,213 --> 01:22:06,305
Ma-ma-ma.
1257
01:22:06,381 --> 01:22:07,780
I see it's
here coming.
1258
01:22:14,689 --> 01:22:16,384
Ugh.
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It's a-
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What is it?
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A negro?
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