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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,708 What's on your mind, herb? 2 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,910 You. 3 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,179 Always you. 4 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:16,881 Jennifer, say you Live to be a hundred. 5 00:00:16,951 --> 00:00:18,631 Never. 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,353 Jennifer, I know this Is a silly question, 7 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,263 But are you busy friday night? 8 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:27,292 Ha! Wrong approach, big guy. 9 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,530 I'm talking about the Cincinnati broadcasters' 10 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,531 Dinner dance, herb. 11 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,433 Carmen's got a cold. 12 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:37,836 Friday? This is gonna be tough. 13 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:40,705 Come to think of it, She had a cold last year. 14 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,375 au contraire. last Year she had the flu. 15 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,610 The year before That, she had a cold. 16 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,312 Oh. Hmm. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,781 - that's friday this week? - mm-hmm. 18 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,890 It's gonna be two Hours of guest speakers 19 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,030 Talking about radio, ad Rates, things like that. 20 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,967 Then they're gonna Have a dance band. 21 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,259 It's a group, a trio. 22 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,829 It's $35 a person. I mean, it's nice. 23 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:08,633 '82, '82... I can fix You up, big guy. 24 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,380 - thanks, herb. - no, no, no. 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:14,038 Don't thank me, thank the "I'll Take romance" dating service. 26 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,908 The what? 27 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,511 Herb finally got a Sponsor for les's news. 28 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,447 Their motto is "You'll Never walk alone." 29 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,951 Great outfit. They're just on The other side of the state line. 30 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,687 I'm not looking For a date, herb. 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,722 I'm looking for companionship. 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,991 Who isn't? 33 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,395 Oh, dear. I'll be Christening a ship. 34 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,296 Oh, darn! 35 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,277 Maybe I can postpone it. 36 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,635 Just a thought, big guy: 37 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:46,271 I believe we should use The service of the client. 38 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,273 It's my guess that Herb has already 39 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,542 Filled out a Questionnaire and sent it in. 40 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,978 Darn right. To be sure of the Client, you've got to test the product. 41 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,015 Herb, you're a married man. 42 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,351 Look, it's not for me. 43 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,453 I used les's name. 44 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,290 He's gonna take The girl out, see? 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,559 Pretty slick, huh? Huh? 46 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,330 You see, this way I can See if the girl's worth my... 47 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,433 Uh, what I mean is, 48 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,836 If the client's Happy, I'm happy, 49 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,906 And, hey, les gets something He hasn't had in two years: 50 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,675 A date. 51 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,890 - oh. - mr. Carlson, I'll go with you. 52 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,514 You're much more important To me than any old luxury liner. 53 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,883 Thank you, jennifer. 54 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,019 Les knows about this thing? 55 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,187 Are you kidding? 56 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:39,123 You should've seen His face when I told him. 57 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,793 - morning. - oh, good morning, les. 58 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:46,331 Hey, congratulations. I Understand you've got a date. 59 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,765 What date? 60 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,604 You see there? You Ruined his surprise. 61 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:58,309 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 62 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:02,380 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 63 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:06,918 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 64 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:11,489 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 65 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:15,593 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 66 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:19,898 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 67 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:24,002 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 68 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:27,839 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 69 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:33,878 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 70 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,984 ♪♪ 71 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,926 Ooh! B.B. King, 72 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,828 With your final blues Injection for the morning, babies. 73 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,808 This is your doctor, Johnny fever, 74 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,733 And it's coming up on 1:00 on the mighty krp, 75 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:59,104 So I got to get out of here And make those emergency calls. 76 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:01,106 Uh, listen, 77 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:03,741 If you're single And sick about it, 78 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,910 Stay tuned for the nessman news, 79 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,547 Brought to you by The "I'll take romance" 80 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,517 Computerized Companionship, where it says, 81 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,553 "You'll never walk alone." 82 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:17,289 ♪♪ 83 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,901 Woman: are you single? 84 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,992 lonely? Depressed? 85 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,095 I am not going Out with her, herb! 86 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,632 - look, I spent 200 bucks On this girl. - excuse me? 87 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,968 When I want a Woman, I can get one. 88 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,237 But you can't Offend the client, les. 89 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,105 Could I be of some service? 90 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,541 Yeah, john. You Take lorraine out. 91 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,309 Who is lorraine? 92 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:41,046 Herb filled out a form for A computerized date for me. 93 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:44,749 It's bad enough my newscast is Sponsored by a computer dating service. 94 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,752 Look, our demographics say that 95 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,698 Single, lonely, depressed people 96 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,256 Listen to your broadcast, And you're one of them. 97 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,293 But it's so cold, so inhuman. 98 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,728 - get in the 20th century, les. - herb, 99 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,797 To me, a person is more than 100 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,566 Some data on a Computer printout sheet. 101 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,702 I'm a complicated man. 102 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:08,607 I need a complicated woman. 103 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,776 And I'm willing to wait Until fate takes a hand. 104 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,645 You know how long fate takes? 105 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,391 About this lorraine, herb... 106 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,749 Yeah, only les's perfect match. 107 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,485 Look at this. She likes Dark-haired, outgoing men, 108 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,520 Bowling, and physical contact. 109 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,557 - sounds like Your perfect match. - tell me about it. 110 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,226 I don't want to go out with Your perfect match, herb. 111 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,462 She also likes wimpy guys 112 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,897 Who wear glasses And hog-breeding. 113 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,401 She does? 114 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,270 I figure she ought to Know what to expect. 115 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,273 What else does she like? 116 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,409 Moonlit nights, quiet walks, 117 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:48,379 Fine wines, bubble baths, 118 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,783 Hot tubs for two, Silk-k-k sheets, 119 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,018 Breakfast in bed, and logging. 120 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,424 That's "Jogging." 121 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,174 What are you doing This friday night? 122 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,498 I'm going out to a Movie with johnny. Why? 123 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,646 Well, I was wondering if you'd like to Go to this broadcast dinner dance thing. 124 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,235 Me? 125 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,616 Sure. You're in broadcasting. You want to get into management. 126 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,507 This is a chance to hobnob with Some very interesting people. 127 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,921 Can't get a date, huh? 128 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,145 Well, sure, I can. 129 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,425 Thought it'd be a good Opportunity for you, that's all. 130 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,884 I thought that you said you Were going out with three girls. 131 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,930 I'm going out with four, but That's not the point, bailey. 132 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,688 - and all four turned you down? - they didn't turn me down. 133 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,957 They turned the event Down. It's boring as hell. 134 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:35,160 - I see. - so you want to go? 135 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,763 Andy, have you Rented your tux yet? 136 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:41,210 - no. - I've got to find a place That's good and fast. 137 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,202 - doesn't herb have a client? - oh, no. 138 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,338 "Tux for bux." It's a drive-thru. 139 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,341 Thanks, bailey. 140 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,177 Got your date yet, travis? 141 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,446 Uh-uh. 142 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,349 Hello? 143 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,317 Is this lorraine? 144 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,953 - this is, uh... - les nessman. 145 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,957 Les nessman. 146 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,794 Les nessman, your perfect match. 147 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,896 I got your number From the service. 148 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,265 They said you really Wanted to go out with me. 149 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,968 You do? 150 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,470 Well, the reason I'm calling is... 151 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,539 - dinner. - dinner. 152 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,341 Do you eat dinner? 153 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,180 You do? 154 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,519 Well, would you Like to have dinner? 155 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,188 - when? - how about tomorrow? 156 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,691 I'm busy, herb. 157 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,093 How about tomorrow? Say, uh... 158 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,439 - 7:00-ish. - 7:00-ish. 159 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,263 7:00-ish. 160 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,666 Great. Well, uh... I'll see you then. 161 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,902 I'll see you then. 162 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,005 I'll be the guy in the glasses. 163 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,606 Hey, huh? 164 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,777 Pretty smooth! 165 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,678 Hey, huh? 166 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,387 Where does she live? 167 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,065 Oh, hey, les, you want to go to This dinner dance thing tomorrow? 168 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,455 It's real fun. 169 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:14,425 Well, I'd like to, Andy, but I have a date. 170 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:17,362 - you do? - sorry. 171 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,542 I didn't know you were Seeing someone, les. 172 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,766 - I wasn't. - really? How'd you meet her? 173 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,513 - I haven't. - blind date? 174 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,470 - no. - where are you taking her? 175 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,338 Ask herb. 176 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,340 Venus, what... 177 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,476 A computer has found The perfect match for les. 178 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,346 On this planet? 179 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,114 Listen, I'm sorry, man. 180 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,550 I was kidding. I'd Like to meet her. 181 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,459 I'd like to meet the computer. 182 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,233 If you want to take Out more girls, travis, 183 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,124 Just fill out this Form and send it in. 184 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,928 Herbert, I do not need a computerized Service to help me find girls. 185 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,997 I meet them the old-fashioned Way: I pick them up in bars. 186 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,413 That's why you're Going stag to the dinner? 187 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,638 Herbert, I'm going Stag to this dinner bec... 188 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,707 Look, les, how would you like 189 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,143 Two complimentary tickets 190 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,779 To the cincinnati Broadcasters' dinner dance? 191 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,626 - complimentary? - that's right. 7:00 tomorrow night. 192 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,696 You can leave right after "Buckeye Roundup." you can leave from the station. 193 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,120 - thank you, andy. - you bet. 194 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,390 Why don't you have Lorraine meet you here? 195 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,693 Yeah. That way, we Can all check her out. 196 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,962 I mean, meet her. 197 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,299 Hello? Where do you live? 198 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,234 Again. 199 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,403 - both: back... - ooh! 200 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,717 Jennifer, I think I've bitten Off more than I can chew. 201 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,386 No, you haven't. Just remember: Back, side, step. Now, come on. 202 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,245 Both: back, side, step. 203 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,680 - back, side, step. - back, side... 204 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,462 Jennifer, what if She doesn't like me? 205 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,119 Oh, she will. 206 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,688 Well, how do you know? 207 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,957 Well, she's Programmed to like you. 208 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,895 She's late. What if She stands me up? 209 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,130 She won't. Side, step... 210 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,010 Why wouldn't she Let me pick her up? 211 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,467 Oh, 'cause we're All meeting here. 212 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,469 I'm sorry, he's taken. 213 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,243 What if she's one Of those feminists? 214 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,447 What if she doesn't like it If I open the doors for her? 215 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,260 Do we still do That sort of thing? 216 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,384 In my book, we do. 217 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,687 Back, side, step, back, Side, step, back, side, step. 218 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,755 What about chairs? 219 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,569 Do we still hold Chairs out for them? 220 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,993 Oh, les. 221 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,396 Maybe she won't like The bouquet I bought her. 222 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,799 The corsage! I almost Forgot the corsage! 223 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,805 What are you still doing here? 224 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,518 Catching up on some work. 225 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,074 Herb... 226 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,412 I go nowhere till I See what I'm missing. 227 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,359 - hello, jennifer. - oh, hi. 228 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,384 - oh, you look terrific. - thank you. 229 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,373 - you're working Late too, huh? - never stops, yeah. 230 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,826 My, my. 231 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,965 You don't mind if we Just... Stare at you? 232 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,748 Of course, you aren't out here 233 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,572 To get a look at les's date. 234 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,407 - no. - no. 235 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,220 I'm here to get some coffee. 236 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,111 I'm just helping. 237 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,180 - cream? - please. 238 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,591 - how about some Coffee with that? - ah! 239 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,125 Is herb still here? 240 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,311 If I've told myself once, I've Told myself a thousand times... 241 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,536 Never go to a client of herb's. 242 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,706 Hello. 243 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:52,109 I'm looking for a Lester nessman. 244 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,581 You're, uh... 245 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,352 - lorraine marvin, his date. - how do you do? 246 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,261 This woman likes hog-breeding? 247 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:08,793 I'm, uh... I'm arthur carlson. 248 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,729 This is jennifer Marlowe. She's my date. 249 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,965 Uh, well, not my date, exactly. 250 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,401 I'm-I'm married, of course. 251 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,102 I see. 252 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,671 Hi. I'm bailey quarters, 253 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,874 - hi. - johnny fever's date. 254 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,212 I'm venus flytrap. No date. 255 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,791 Hello, hello, hello. 256 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,715 - hello. - herb tarlek here, General sales manager. 257 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,851 Oh, there you are, herb. 258 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,619 Nice meeting you. 259 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,622 - I want a word with you, herb. - oh, that's a nice suit. 260 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,930 Don't you all have Somewhere to go? 261 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,331 No. 262 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,035 Oh, yeah. It's been a pleasure. 263 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,337 No, not you, mr. Carlson. 264 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,106 Oh. 265 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:59,577 Well... I think I will Go warm up the car. 266 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,725 - venus? - hmm? 267 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,916 Oh, yes. I have to Go back on the air. 268 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,818 I'm on the air. Live. 269 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,824 Um, johnny and I Should be going. 270 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,892 - where? - to the movies. 271 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,961 - why? - I'm paying. 272 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,562 Oh. 273 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,503 Good night, herb. 274 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,350 Excuse me. I, uh, 275 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,542 Have to go for a quiet walk 276 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,644 And a bubble bath. 277 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,714 Perhaps a little logging. 278 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,256 Well, lorraine, 279 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,204 - les will be out In just a second. - fashionably late, huh? 280 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,161 Oh, that's our les. 281 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,730 - nice fur. - thank you. 282 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,759 Is this your first Date with carlson? 283 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,901 Oh, it's not a date. I work for him. 284 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,736 - full-time? - uh-huh. 285 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,706 That's even better than This computer dating scam. 286 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,974 Oh, I'm not complaining. 287 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,845 It sure beats Working the streets. 288 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,321 Ooh! 289 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,971 ♪♪ 290 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,772 Oh, les. 291 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,845 Why do they always Put us in the corner? 292 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,147 That's enough about me. 293 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,216 I noticed that Your questionnaire 294 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,129 Didn't say what You did for a living. 295 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,253 That's right. 296 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,833 Well, what do you do? 297 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,556 Social work. 298 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,238 Well, you don't often Find a social worker 299 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,162 Who's interested in hogs. 300 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,099 You're funny. 301 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,569 Funny "Peculiar" Or funny "Ha-ha"? 302 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,574 Funny. 303 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,357 Why haven't we been served yet? 304 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,341 Oh, they're very Busy, mr. Carlson. 305 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,350 Les, would you like to dance? 306 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,185 - les? - oh. Uh, 307 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,532 - would you care to dance? - that's okay, mr. Carlson. 308 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,889 No, I've just got to Get my shoe back on. 309 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,159 Okay. 310 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,997 Silly, shiny, Little sissy shoes. 311 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:39,771 You know, you're my First computer date. 312 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,283 I kind of figured. 313 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,642 I always meet girls the Old-fashioned way, you know? 314 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,777 In bars. 315 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,379 Well, that works. 316 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,183 Do you usually meet Men through a service? 317 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,784 Usually. 318 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,053 Well, that's funny. 319 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,456 Funny "Peculiar" Or funny "Ha-ha"? 320 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,772 Well, I just meant that you're So beautiful and charming 321 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,964 That I figured that 322 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,100 You'd have more men than You'd know what to do with. 323 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,668 Thank you. 324 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:15,973 But I guess you wouldn't have So much in common with them. 325 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,844 Isn't it strange how Much we have in common? 326 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,380 It's fate. 327 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,517 - here we go. - well, that was quick. 328 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,953 Yes. 329 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,688 I got as far as the dance Floor, and then my feet gave out. 330 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,392 You'll feel a lot better After you've eaten. 331 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,463 Lorraine, may I have This next dance? 332 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,699 My pleasure. 333 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,539 Thank you. 334 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,007 Side, side, step? 335 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,243 - back, side, step. - gotcha. 336 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:56,347 Les, I have something To tell you. 337 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,981 Anything, jennifer. 338 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,761 Out of the tree of life, 339 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,087 I have just picked me a plum. 340 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,958 Don't dip. 341 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,265 ♪♪ 342 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,979 - a hooker? - yes, so get rid Of your client. 343 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,337 - I don't believe it! - how am I going to tell les? 344 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,239 A genuine streetwalker? 345 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,286 - you're missing the point. - oh, no, I'm not. 346 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,978 - les thinks she's terrific. - well, why not? How do you know for sure? 347 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,059 - she told me. - why would she tell you? 348 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,083 Because she thought I... 349 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,419 She just told me, that's all. 350 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,388 Well, I don't get it. 351 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:42,894 I mean, I fill out The form, and I get... 352 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,868 Does this mean my perfect Match was a hooker? 353 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,503 Herb, 354 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,539 I'll take romance as a Front for prostitution. 355 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,568 Everybody's perfect Match is a hoo... 356 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,644 Good day, and may the Good news be yours. 357 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,349 Oh, now, do you Know what this means? 358 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,351 I sure do. It means I wasted 359 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,154 A $200 hooker on nessman. 360 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,857 No, it means that les thinks 361 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,626 A call girl is in love with him. 362 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,763 - it's not fair. - how am I gonna tell him? 363 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,731 I'll tell him. 364 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,734 Les, wait'll you Hear what I've got... 365 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,436 I'll tell him. 366 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,072 Maybe I won't have to tell him. 367 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,075 Maybe he figured It out all by himself. 368 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,676 No. 369 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:36,080 Maybe les is the man that Will turn this girl around 370 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,816 And make her leave That sordid life forever. 371 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,156 Bailey, what movie did you And johnny see the other night? 372 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,392 cinderella. 373 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,027 Oh, hi, gals. 374 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,329 Jennifer, would You do me a favor 375 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,432 And see that this outfit gets Back to its rightful midget? 376 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,634 Okay. 377 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,636 Thanks for the date last night. 378 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,505 We should do that more often. 379 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,906 We should. 380 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,842 Jennifer, if anyone calls, 381 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,344 I'm going out for a Shoeshine and a shave. 382 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,780 - les, don't. - why not? 383 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,149 - have a seat. - I don't want to sit. 384 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,118 Sit down. 385 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,954 Okay. 386 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,627 Oops. Time for lunch. 387 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,863 - it's 10:30. - so it is. 388 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,533 Oh, and what a shame... Too late for breakfast. 389 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,402 Maybe I'll just go back there And brush my teeth. Yeah. 390 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,639 Someone should talk to her. 391 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,410 Yes, well, I wanted To talk to you. 392 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,145 Okay. 393 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,148 Les, 394 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:50,121 I want to explain the Facts of life to you. 395 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,958 You're too late, jennifer. Mother gave me a book. 396 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,062 Les, the world is Full of men and women. 397 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,097 Chapter one. 398 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,166 And when men and Women fall in love, 399 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,195 Why, there's nothing More splendid. 400 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,271 - it's like... - a news scoop? 401 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,273 Better than that. 402 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:13,377 Les, relationships Don't happen every day. 403 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,646 You have to wait For them. But... 404 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,049 Just because you think You have a relationship 405 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,051 That you really don't have 406 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,240 Doesn't mean that you're not Worthy of having one if it's real. 407 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,524 Said another way... 408 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,559 Are-are you trying to tell me 409 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,861 That I'm not worthy of lorraine? 410 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,664 No. I'm trying to tell you that 411 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,566 Lorraine is not worthy of you. 412 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,568 She cost $200. 413 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:45,977 No, she charges $200. 414 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,648 Les, I'm talking about The oldest profession. 415 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,584 Lorraine's a farmer? 416 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,993 The other one. 417 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,329 I don't believe it. 418 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,730 It's true. 419 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,433 The dating service Is just a scam. 420 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,869 So you're saying she only went out And was being friendly with me because... 421 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,605 I'm sorry. 422 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:19,610 You mean, she really Doesn't like... Hogs? 423 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,112 No. 424 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:26,283 It's all starting to Fit together now. 425 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,330 That's why she called And asked me out again. 426 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,186 She what? 427 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,757 That scarlet woman just Called and asked me out. 428 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,360 - she called you? - yes, not more than Ten minutes ago. 429 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:41,065 Les, she likes you. 430 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,400 Well, of course she likes me. 431 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,202 What a fool I was. 432 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,538 No, les. A hook... 433 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,241 An employee of "I'll take romance" 434 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,676 Would not call You and ask you out. 435 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:56,179 - she wouldn't? - no. You'd have to Go through the pim... 436 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,014 Service. 437 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,554 So she likes me? 438 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,557 Yes. 439 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,325 Well, you know, 440 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,371 She said she'd never Met a man before 441 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,898 Who just liked to talk. 442 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,966 What do you know? 443 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,803 - should I go out with her? - it's up to you. 444 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:22,539 - how do I know for sure... - if she charges you. 445 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,808 Hey, les. 446 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,044 How was your date? 447 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,280 - swell, andy. - oh. 448 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,550 So in other words, you're a firm Believer in "The perfect match"? 449 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,152 Yes, I am. 450 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,189 She sure was a looker. 451 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,858 A what? 452 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,926 She was good looking. 453 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,595 Yes. 454 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,564 Yes, she was. 455 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,267 Man: wkrp in cincinnati 456 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,370 will be back after this. 457 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,811 You're going out With her, aren't you? 458 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,282 Well, you can go out 459 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,351 With that kind of Woman if you want to, 460 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,131 But me, I'm going on Down to the marina 461 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,833 To see what is shaking. 462 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,897 That's where the Stewardesses hang out. 463 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,871 - herb? - yeah. 464 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,462 Your wife called. Bring home pork chops. 465 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,363 Now. 466 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,153 Enjoy your evening, herb. 467 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,741 Les, could I talk To you a second? 468 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,809 Sure, andy. 469 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:36,613 Lester, I have something To tell you about lorraine. 470 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,049 - I know all about it. - it's unbelievable. 471 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,318 It's not so unbelievable. 472 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,521 That your perfect Match is my perfect match? 473 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,523 What? 474 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,526 Uh, yeah, les. 475 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,829 I sent in a questionnaire A couple of days ago. 476 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,976 Just to see what I'd Get. It's no big deal. 477 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,233 I mean, I wasn't serious. I... 478 00:23:57,302 --> 00:23:59,502 I don't need a service. 479 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:02,573 And anyway, even if I did, I... 480 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,485 I would never Take your girl, les. 481 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,443 - andy... - this is crazy. Look. 482 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,278 I got lorraine too. 483 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:13,750 Andy... Have a seat. 484 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,539 - les, I don't want To sit down. - sit down. 485 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,094 Let me explain The facts of life. 34423

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