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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:04,181 - do you want me to Help you untangle that? - oh, no, I can do that. 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,617 No, no, that's okay, jennifer. Thanks a lot. Joyce? Huh? 3 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,719 Gee, it's so good to see You after all this time, 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,722 - and jennifer And the little guy and... - "Little guy"? 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:16,259 I'd forgotten all about That "Big guy-little guy" stuff. 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,428 It's about the bomb threat. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,597 - excuse me? - bomb threat. 8 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,765 - excuse me. - come on... 9 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:26,169 Yes, sir, it's black monday. Supposed to go off at 3:30. 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,406 Uh, tall thing with red lights on the Top out in the country... We'll find it. 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,642 - can we talk outside? - all right. One of you Should take some albums, though. 12 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,911 And I'll put on a tape Until you get down there. 13 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,336 Well, go back in there And get the albums. 14 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,485 Need I remind you that the police are Gonna search every inch of this station, 15 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,454 Including your desk drawer? 16 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,158 I'll get those albums. 17 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:50,394 Believe it or not, I was kind of shy. 18 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:53,263 - you were? - how about this afternoon? 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:56,567 - I beg your pardon? - you could come to my Hotel room at the st. Mark. 20 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,703 Couldn't we just Talk on the phone? 21 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,472 Oh, no. We could not Talk on the phone. 22 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,329 This is a hot proposition. 23 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:11,681 Venus, my man, look at this. Did You ever see such a name on a horse? 24 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,951 - "Terminal disease"? - no, the one under that. 25 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,420 Oh, "Fever's break." wow. 26 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,856 Wing? I don't believe it. 27 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,924 - what? - he put me on hold. 28 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,883 What kind of a bookie Puts people on hold? 29 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,231 I bet they're doing This on purpose. 30 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,501 Bet they've got the phone off The hook, trying to frustrate me. 31 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,636 I can see them looking at Each other and laughing 32 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,606 About the thought Of me going crazy. 33 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,274 Well, it's not gonna work. 34 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:42,044 Uh-uh-uh-uh! Grace Under pressure. 35 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:45,047 I think it's still locked. 36 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:46,805 That's okay. 37 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,623 And so you weren't concerned, Even though black monday 38 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,493 Was in the news last month for Blowing up a television transmitter 39 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,684 - in this reporter's Hometown of dayton? - yeah. 40 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,023 - "Transmitter"? - yes. 41 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,673 Oh, good lord, that's it. 42 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,442 They've got the Transmitter blasted. 43 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,444 Things could be worse, Man. You could be sitting 44 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,713 Back at the station On top of a bomb. 45 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,404 Yeah. 46 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:29,925 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 47 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:33,996 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 48 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:38,534 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 49 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:43,105 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 50 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:47,209 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 51 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:51,514 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 52 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:55,618 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 53 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:59,455 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 54 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:05,349 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 55 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,500 Are you sure? 56 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,502 Okay. Thank you. 57 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,337 - well? - it's out of order. 58 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,940 We've got to think Of something, andy. 59 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,474 We've got to do something. Come on, think of something! 60 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,977 Take it easy, bailey. "Grace Under pressure," remember? 61 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,212 Oh, don't give me that crap. 62 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,281 I didn't want to have to do This, but this is an emergency. 63 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,849 - andy... - I'm gonna cut Right in on them. 64 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,885 - you can't do that. - look, bailey, 65 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,686 I know it's darned Unprofessional, but this is serious. 66 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,470 - andy... - bailey, please. 67 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,360 We interrupt this broadcast for a Very special emergency announcement. 68 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,463 This is andy travis calling Johnny fever and ven... 69 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,331 - I'm not on the air. - that's what I'm trying To tell you. 70 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,001 The studio transmitter Link is only one way! 71 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,769 What? 72 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,407 I said that the studio Transmitter link is only one way. 73 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,876 Until they throw the Switch, the studio is dead. 74 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,812 Well, that's dumb. Who set that up? 75 00:03:56,836 --> 00:04:00,617 You did. It was Cheaper that way. 76 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,852 Well, come on! Think of Something! Do something! 77 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,854 Take it easy, bailey. We're gonna be okay. 78 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,757 - the police still have 20 minutes to get out there. - oh. 79 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,525 Oh, well, that's great. 80 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,349 What time did you call them? 81 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,519 Oh... 82 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,148 Take heart, mellow Friends. This is venus, 83 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:36,218 Your man with the slow Hand and turntable to match, 84 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,454 Bringing you free-flowing music 85 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,758 Unencumbered by the heated rush Of those annoying little commercials. 86 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,627 And now the pointers. 87 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:48,130 You know, les is right. 88 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,132 That "Primal scream" stuff 89 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,957 Really helps get it out. 90 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:56,328 Boy, when is andy gonna call? 91 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,266 Here, john. Call him. 92 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,016 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry, man. 93 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,618 Don't apologize to me. Tell mama bell you're sorry. 94 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,722 You're right. What Are we gonna do? 95 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:16,792 What do you mean "We," Paleface? You broke it, you fix it. 96 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,695 Look, it's remnants of Psychedelic spaghetti. 97 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,630 What do you want me to do? 98 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,732 You'd better Try and fix it, man. 99 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,089 I don't know nothing About fixing no phones. 100 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,905 Look, butterfly brain... 101 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,508 You're good with a toolbox. Use your imagination. 102 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,078 Okay. Now, I'll need that. 103 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,486 Arthur, please come in. 104 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,354 I'm glad you had a Change of heart. 105 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,857 Well, I rushed off a Little earlier today. 106 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,127 It was kind of rude. I... Didn't mean to be. 107 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,530 You couldn't be rude if Your life depended on it. 108 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,866 - oh... - have a seat. Want a drink? 109 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,001 No, no, I'm fine. 110 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,138 I have your favorite... Vodka and grape juice. 111 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,308 - purple cows? - mm-hmm. 112 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:08,599 Well, a short one. Two fingers. 113 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,350 Thanks for the second chance. 114 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,554 Oh, come on. You and I go back a long time. 115 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,688 I didn't want to see Your feelings hurt. 116 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,991 You're a sweet man. 117 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,327 Ah, no, I'm not. 118 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,796 Heck, you should see me When I wake up in the morning. 119 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,764 Mm-hmm. 120 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,369 What I meant... What I meant to say... 121 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,304 Oh, I know what you meant. 122 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,006 - you do? - mm-hmm. 123 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,342 Oh, uh, yeah, 124 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:42,212 You always... Always Did know what I-I meant, 125 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,314 - even when I Occasionally didn't. - oh, thank you. 126 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,316 Will you excuse me for a sec? 127 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,252 - oh, sure. - I'm just gonna change into Something more comfortable. 128 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,454 - well, actually... - I'll be right back. 129 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:55,718 Just make yourself comfortable Too. Have another purple cow, big guy. 130 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,684 Oh, boy. 131 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,586 Uh-huh. Car's on its way. Red lights and sirens. 132 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,622 - oh, great. - thanks, commissioner. 133 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,891 If there's ever anything I can do for you, just... 134 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,793 What? 135 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,617 Why, commissioner, really. 136 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,633 Okay, travinski, Listen up, babe. 137 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,367 I've said it once, I'm Gonna say it again. 138 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,770 No commercial, no Money, no station, no... 139 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,706 Herb, one more word out of you, And I'm gonna punch your lights out. 140 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:48,777 - no... - not... One more word. 141 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,418 Wkrp. 142 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,853 Yes? 143 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,888 Could you hold on For just a moment? 144 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,747 The man you want to speak With is standing right here. 145 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:07,619 Andy, he says he's From black monday. 146 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,925 Um... 147 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,141 Get on another phone and, um, 148 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,244 Call the police, And you tell them 149 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,679 That I'll keep them on The line as long as I can. 150 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,102 Okay. 151 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,108 "Black monday"? 152 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,045 Hello, this is andy travis. 153 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,762 Well, sir, first Things first here. 154 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,664 Why don't you Start by telling me, 155 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,566 Is this a real bomb We're talking about here, 156 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,310 Or is this just a joke? 157 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,559 It's real. 158 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,650 Well, we've all got our Problems. May I tell you mine? 159 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,581 Thank you. You see, I have two people 160 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,572 Out there at the transmitter, And I can't reach them. 161 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,655 Well, I guess it doesn't Really make any difference 162 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,078 That you didn't mean to Hurt anybody, now, does it? 163 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,129 All right, all right. 164 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,053 Just slow down. 165 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,325 Now, do you want to tell Me where you put the bomb? 166 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,928 Uh-huh. 167 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,758 Well, do you want to Tell me why you did that? 168 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,879 Tell jennifer to tell the police 169 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:34,116 - it's in a toolbox. - "Tool..." 170 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,019 No, no, no, no. No, I'm listening. 171 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,022 Uh-huh. We're all guilty. 172 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,347 I understand. Go ahead. 173 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,797 John, that's not the Way to open up a toolbox. 174 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,821 I'm gonna need a stick of Dynamite to get this thing open. 175 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,972 Okay, all the deejays in the room that have To go to the bathroom, raise your hand. 176 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,742 John, you be cool and watch That record for me, all right? 177 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,632 And don't hurt yourself. 178 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,298 ♪ daylight come and Me want throw up ♪ 179 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,590 ♪ come, mr. Tally Man, tally me banana ♪ 180 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,522 You should wear a mustache. 181 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,658 Huh? 182 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,727 - it suits you. - oh. 183 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,095 Here. 184 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,564 Mmm! 185 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,089 Okay. Why don't you have a seat? 186 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,005 Is something wrong? 187 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,340 Oh, no. It's just the Way you're dressed. 188 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,410 Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I Was just being myself. 189 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,335 Oh, well, then you are. 190 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,616 Why don't you relax? I've Never seen you so tense. 191 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,753 "Tense"? Me? Oh, heck, no. 192 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,122 - I ought to go now. - you just got here. 193 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:23,726 Listen, miles between me And sleep. Did I say that? 194 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,728 - uh... Uh... - arthur, 195 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,831 Do you remember when I used to remind You when you weren't making sense? 196 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,468 - uh, yeah. - well, this is One of those times. 197 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,404 Oh, well, listen, let Me try and explain. 198 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,961 Uh... Um... 199 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,511 It's about that P-proposition of yours. 200 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,980 Uh-huh? 201 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,816 Well, I just came over Here to tell you that... 202 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,851 I don't think I can do that. 203 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,419 Don't I even get To make my pitch? 204 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,521 And then, you know, While I was standing there 205 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,523 For a few minutes Alone, I thought... 206 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,947 Boy, maybe I could. 207 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:02,898 Well, that's great, but I Want to talk to you about it. 208 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,836 And now I don't know Whether I can again. I... 209 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,838 As you can see, I'm just as good 210 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,107 As ever about making decisions. 211 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,976 Arthur, let me tell you 212 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,545 What this relationship Can mean to you. 213 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,714 I've got some visual Aids in the other room. 214 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,204 Oh, no! 215 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,954 - that's okay. - well, okay, then. 216 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,255 Just close your Eyes... Close your eyes... 217 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,391 And imagine. 218 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,060 Okay, it could be like... 219 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,762 It could be like having 220 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,665 A branch sales Office in another city. 221 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,990 How can it be like that? 222 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:45,040 Then you wouldn't be Spreading yourself too thin. 223 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,775 Oh, my. 224 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:49,011 And you wouldn't have to rely 225 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,569 On the little guy for All the new business. 226 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,018 - joyce... - yes? 227 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,954 What are we talking about? 228 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,090 We're talking about Norbert-haskins, 229 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,724 The rep firm I work for. 230 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,560 - "Rep firm"? - yes. 231 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,828 We want to represent wkrp. 232 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,732 - oh. - what'd you think? 233 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,323 Oh, oh, I knew that. 234 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:18,074 Heck, you can't fool an old Salesman with salesman talk. 235 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,530 No. 236 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,148 I could never lie to you. 237 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,784 You invited me up to Your hotel room, and... 238 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,954 Then you said you wanted to slip Into something more comfortable, I... 239 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,289 Well, this is more comfortable. 240 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,594 Yeah, sure, but, Uh... Oh, arthur. 241 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,363 I'm so sorry. I... 242 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,332 I wouldn't mislead You for anything. 243 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,801 No, no. It's my fault. 244 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,826 You know how I am. I Never get anything right. 245 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,276 You know, I'm touched That you would even 246 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,278 - think of me that way. - you are? 247 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,481 I think you're a terrific guy. 248 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,650 - I am? - mm-hmm. 249 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,987 If you weren't married, I'd camp on your doorstep. 250 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,923 Listen, if I weren't married 251 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,147 You wouldn't have To camp very long. 252 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,818 But I am, 253 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,965 And I'd better go. 254 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,934 Okay. 255 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,625 Goodbye, arthur. 256 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,040 Oh. 257 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,597 You too. 258 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,035 Hey. 259 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,650 You know, uh, I could change 260 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,052 Into something even More comfortable. 261 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,888 I... I was just kidding. 262 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,291 I was just kidding. 263 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,393 - so was I. - oh. 264 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,396 - I'd better go. - arthur... You know, 265 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,234 There is something very... Very different about you. 266 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,637 Yeah. 267 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,427 The old spice. 268 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,313 Got any sevens? 269 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,215 Go fish. 270 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:14,023 Um... That was lauren wood, 271 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,792 And this is venus, live from The palace of splendor. 272 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,251 But I'm not alone. "She's a bad mama jama." 273 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,566 It's after 3:30. 274 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,768 That's when the bomb Is supposed to go off. 275 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,636 Got any queens? 276 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,639 Rats. 277 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,076 Look, uh, obviously The bomb is just jive. 278 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,811 Let's hit it. 279 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,813 Why don't we stay here Till 4:00 and just turn it over 280 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,682 When les starts with the news? 281 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,284 Okay. But we double the stakes. 282 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,485 Okay. 283 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:47,356 - what is that? - what's what? 284 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,025 Sounds like sirens. 285 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,927 Yeah, I guess so. 286 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,764 Well, you don't usually Hear sirens in the countryside. 287 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,733 Sounds like a lot of 'em. 288 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,468 Must be a fire someplace. 289 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,659 It sounds like they're Headed this way. 290 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,376 - I know what it is. - what? 291 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,712 It's the phone company. They Know what I did here today. 292 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,983 - what are you talking about? - they're coming to get me, man! 293 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,352 Oh, paranoia. 294 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,722 Wake up, sucker. This is the Phone company we're talking about. 295 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,759 I mean, they see everything, They know everything. 296 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,495 They've got their own Covert police force. 297 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,965 I'm probably wired For sound right now. 298 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,499 - I got to get out of here. - johnny... 299 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,323 Don't use my name! 300 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,840 Yes, thank you, sergeant. 301 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,642 What happened? 302 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,810 The guy just kept babbling on And on until the police got there. 303 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,146 - they nailed him. - oh. Well, on line two, 304 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,182 The police dispatcher has me Patched in to one of the squad cars. 305 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,852 They're still about a half mile Away. Are you still there, officer? 306 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,988 As long as we're still on The air, means they're okay. 307 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,714 Andy, did you look at the time? 308 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,963 3:33, right? 309 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,633 That's it. No bomb. 310 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,635 I knew it. 311 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,804 Officer, it's three Minutes past the time 312 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,006 The bomb was supposed to go off. 313 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,930 Do you see anything? 314 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,004 Officer? 315 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,919 Be calm. 316 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:27,144 It's an old transmitter. It Breaks down all the time. 317 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,249 The bomb? 318 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,289 Officer, 319 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,827 Are you sure? 320 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,534 Do you see anybody Hanging around out there? 321 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,906 Thank you. 322 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:22,010 - I don't believe it. - it doesn't make any sense. 323 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,583 - jennifer. - mr. Carlson? 324 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,019 - what is it? - it's okay, jennifer. 325 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,054 I'll tell him. 326 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,624 Tell me what? 327 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,148 Come on, mr. Carlson. We need to talk. 328 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,413 No, no, we are off the air. 329 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,061 Now, how can we Announce we are off the air 330 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,986 When we are off the air? 331 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:19,234 I don't care, travis. I should've Been here instead of over... 332 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,670 It's my fault. I shouldn't have sent Them out there in the first place. 333 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,740 Neither of you should be blaming Yourselves. It's not your fault. 334 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,864 You didn't see me! You didn't see me! 335 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,700 Johnny! 336 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,888 - what are you doing, man? - hide me, hide me. 337 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,090 Travis, I'll play anything. I'll play the carpenters. 338 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,348 I'll play barry Manilow. Just hide me. 339 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,730 - johnny, where is venus? - he's... He's... 340 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,132 - what? Yeah? - he's... 341 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,701 - oh, no! - he's parking the car. 342 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,170 Johnny, listen to me. 343 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,406 - what happened down there, man? - oh, it was terrible. 344 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,465 First there were the sirens, And then the explosion. 345 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,282 The bomb was at the transmitter. 346 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,985 I was almost killed. The Bomb was at the transmitter. 347 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,887 By then, I was about a Quarter of a mile away, 348 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,856 But I could see the place Was crawling with phone cops. 349 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,858 What's he talking about? 350 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,960 The bomb was at the transmitter. 351 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:22,063 That's what we've been trying To tell you guys all afternoon. 352 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,667 Don't you people get It? It was the phone cops. 353 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,669 What is he talking about? 354 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,071 He beat the daylights out of the Phone. He thinks they're after him. 355 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,906 Naturally, when we Heard the sirens, we split. 356 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,508 He split. I stayed on the job... 357 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,610 Till I realized he was Driving off in my car. 358 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,278 Had to chase him Across half a cornfield. 359 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,280 Well, at least you guys got... 360 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,750 At least you got out of there Before the bomb exploded. 361 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,487 Yeah, I tried to tell you, man... These phone cops play hardball. 362 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,489 I don't know how To tell you this, 363 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,681 But there is no such Thing as phone cops. 364 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,329 Oh, sure. Cover for 'em. 365 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,331 What? Look, the real cops... 366 00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:00,035 Look at me. The real cops Caught the maniac that did it. 367 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,238 - the real cops are in on it! - what is this? 368 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,107 Apparently, the bomb Was hidden in a toolbox. 369 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,365 - "Toolbox"? - the toolbox? 370 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,548 Johnny, venus, you're alive. 371 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,151 The newsman's eye... You just can't fool him. 372 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,753 Well, that's wonderful. 373 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,255 Gee, thanks, les. 374 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,857 Of course, I'll have To update my story. 375 00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:25,427 - his story. - how'd you like it, andy? 376 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,028 How did I like what, les? 377 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,364 My 4:00 news report. Didn't you listen? 378 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:33,268 Les, the transmitter blew up. 379 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,926 Of course. That was my lead. 380 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,076 Wait a minute. 381 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,578 You led off your newscast 382 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:46,715 By telling them that We were off the air? 383 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,583 No. 384 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,842 But I can include That in my update. 385 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,332 No. Not gonna go To the club tonight. 386 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,436 Hmm-mm. Coming straight home. 387 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,071 Yeah. I'll see you Soon, sweetheart. 388 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,495 Bye. 389 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,112 Well, bucky said it'd take about A month to fix the transmitter. 390 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,347 Ooh, good. Well, maybe I Can start my vacation early. 391 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,050 Oh, now, wait a Minute. Not so fast. 392 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,653 I just got off the phone with Clark callahan over at wpig, 393 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,989 And he said he would let us Use his auxiliary transmitter. 394 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,358 What a guy. I tell you, travis, 395 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,962 That's what I like about being part of The cincinnati broadcasting community. 396 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,931 Competitive... Oh, heck, yeah, 397 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,100 But when there's an emergency, We all pull together, by golly. 398 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:42,637 - we help one another. - yeah, he said it'd cost About $800. 399 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,805 - a month? - a week. 400 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,407 - the swine. - good night. 401 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:47,843 Good night, travis. 402 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:51,368 $800... Gee. 403 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,320 Oh, jennifer, before you leave, 404 00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,755 - would you do just One more thing for me? - of course. 405 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,158 Would you call your Florist and have him send 406 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,227 A dozen long-stemmed Roses to my wife, please? 407 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,385 I already did that. 408 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,034 Jennifer, 409 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,270 You really are The best, you know? 410 00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,572 Thanks. 411 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,930 - good night, little guy. - good night, big... 412 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,077 Wkrp. 31059

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