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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:15,381 ♪ WKRP, CINCINNATI ♪♪ 2 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:19,418 AND IT'S 8:26 ON A MONDAY MORNING. 3 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,786 AND YOU GOT THE DOCTOR, DR. JOHNNY FEVER. 4 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,623 AND THE DOCTOR IS NOT FEELING TOO GOOD TODAY. 5 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:30,362 THE DOCTOR WAS A BAD BOY LAST NIGHT. 6 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:34,165 THE DOCTOR OVERMEDICATED. 7 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,101 MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. 8 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:42,674 ♪♪ 9 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,628 HI, JENNIFER. MORNING, JOHNNY. WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? 10 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,632 OH, MAYBE. 11 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,635 AND I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE IF I LIVE THROUGH IT. 12 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,971 - I'M SERIOUS, JOHNNY. - SO AM I. 13 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,975 NOBODY'S IN YET. COULD YOU GET THIS BUTTON FOR ME? 14 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,678 WHERE... IS THIS BUTTON? 15 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,914 RIGHT HERE. 16 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,484 WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST. 17 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,393 I AM A DOCTOR. 18 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,129 WHY IS THIS PLACE ALWAYS A MESS? 19 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,131 IS IT? YEAH. 20 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,166 GEE, IT-IT'S NOT ME, JENNIFER, REALLY. IT'S... 21 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,168 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S THE REVEREND PEMBROOK... 22 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,739 AND THOSE RELIGIOUS FANATICS THAT COME IN HERE ON SUNDAYS. 23 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:52,244 I DON'T KNOW. I... I GET THE FEELING THEY'RE SACRIFICING SMALL VIRGINS. 24 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,479 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 25 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:58,316 WELL, YOU KNOW. I THINK WE SHOULD TALK LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN. 26 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,986 EVEN IF WE DON'T ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING. 27 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:05,190 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK, BUT I FEEL THAT PEOPLE JUST DON'T COMMUNICATE ANYMORE. 28 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,425 THEY JUST DON'T TALK TO ONE ANOTHER. 29 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,874 I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD GET TOGETHER TOGETHER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 30 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,799 UH, IT'S JUST SO SAD. DON'T YOU THINK SO, JENNIFER? 31 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,270 I THINK IT'S VERY SAD. 32 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:22,374 ♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪ 33 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:26,778 ♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 34 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:30,248 ♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪ 35 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,887 ♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪ 36 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:39,524 ♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪ 37 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:43,061 ♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪ 38 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:48,065 ♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 39 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:52,236 ♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 40 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,839 ♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪ 41 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,810 ♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪ 42 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,916 YOU'RE IN EARLY, MR. CARLSON. YEAH, WELL, I GOT A BIG DAY AHEAD OF ME. 43 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,418 UH, HOLD ALL THE CALLS. NO VISITORS. 44 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:10,121 IS IT IN THERE? YES, SIR. IT CAME THIS MORNING. 45 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,123 HOT DOG. 46 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,493 MORNING, JENNIFER. OH, HI, BAILEY. 47 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,328 - HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? - QUIET. RETT'S OUT OF TOWN. 48 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:21,700 - WHO'S RETT? - HE'S THE WHOLESALE APPLIANCE KING OF WESTERN OHIO. 49 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:27,038 HE'S NOT VERY TALL, BUT I'VE GOT THREE MICROWAVE OVENS SO FAR. 50 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,507 - YOU WANT ONE? - UH, NO, THANKS. 51 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,344 HOW ABOUT A POPCORN POPPER OR A TRASH MASHER? 52 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,979 - HOW LONG YOU BEEN DATING THIS GUY? - ABOUT A WEEK. 53 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,017 I LIKE YOUR STYLE, JENNIFER. 54 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,797 MORNING, JENNIFER. OH, HI, ANDY. 55 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,921 ANY MESSAGES? A LOT OF COMPLAINTS. 56 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,023 ALL ABOUT THE SAME THING? MMM, AFRAID SO. 57 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,340 THE REVEREND LITTLE ED PEMBROOK AND HIS TOE-TO-TOE 58 00:03:47,364 --> 00:03:49,227 WITH SATAN CHURCH OF THE MIGHTY STRUGGLE. 59 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:53,031 I'VE GOT TO GET THAT GUY OFF THE AIR, BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET CARLSON TO DISCUSS IT. 60 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,633 I DON'T BLAME HIM. HAVE YOU EVER MET THE REVEREND? 61 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,636 NO, I'VE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE, BUT I'VE CERTAINLY HEARD HIM. 62 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:03,642 GOOD MORNING. MAY I HELP YOU GENTLEMEN? 63 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,111 WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR MR. CARLSON. 64 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:09,114 OH, I'M SORRY, BUT MR. CARLSON DOESN'T MAKE APPOINTMENTS. 65 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,684 ARE YOU CALLING US LIARS? 66 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,354 OH, NO, THERE JUST MUST BE A SCREWUP. 67 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,292 MESS-UP, A MISTAKE. 68 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,629 PERHAPS I COULD HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN. I'M ANDY TRAVIS, WKRP PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 69 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,532 WE'RE FROM THE GREATER CINCINNATI INTERRELIGIOUS COUNCIL. 70 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,702 TWO WEEKS AGO, WE WROTE MR. CARLSON A LETTER. 71 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,105 OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. THE ONLY MAIL THE BIG GUY EVER OPENS... 72 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,075 IS THE KIND THAT SAYS, "YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER." 73 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:43,448 IT WAS A LETTER OF CONCERN ABOUT YOUR SUNDAY MORNING RELIGIOUS PROGRAM. 74 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,352 - IT WAS A COMPLAINT. - REVEREND PEMBROOK? 75 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,533 - THAT'S THE ONE. - WELL, IN THAT CASE, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE STEP RIGHT THIS WAY. 76 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:53,691 I'M SURE MR. CARLSON WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU. 77 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,663 MR. CARLSON. 78 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,831 DON'T BOTHER ME NOW, TRAVIS. I JUST GOT THIS THING. 79 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,567 YEAH, I HAVE SOME PEOPLE HERE, SIR, WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU. 80 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:06,304 WELL, TELL 'EM I'M BUSY, WILL YOU? I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR WEIRDO FRIENDS. 81 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,584 NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD SPEAK WITH THESE GENTLEMEN, SIR. 82 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:12,076 WHO YOU GOT WITH YOU THIS TIME, THE THREE STOOGES? 83 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,049 NOT QUITE. THEY'RE FROM THE INTERRELIGIOUS COUNCIL. 84 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,051 - OH, LORD. - AND THEY'RE WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 85 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,098 IN THIS ROOM? UH-HUH. 86 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,189 OH, MY LORD. 87 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:27,258 AND WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP SAYING THAT. 88 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:32,096 YES, OF-OF COURSE, FATHER. WHEN I SAY THAT, I SAY IT WITH A GREAT DEAL OF RESPECT. 89 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,700 BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT... YOU KNOW. 90 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,780 THESE GENTLEMEN SAY THEY HAVE A MEETING WITH YOU, SIR. 91 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,105 FATHER O'RILEY. REVEREND DRINKWATER. 92 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,341 RABBI FISHBACK. 93 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,077 YOU'RE CATHOLIC, PROTESTANT, JEW ALL TOGETHER, HUH? 94 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:49,981 ISN'T THAT NICE? 95 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,150 I'M PRESBYTERIAN MYSELF. ANDY, HOW ABOUT YOU? 96 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:56,154 UH, MR. CARLSON, THE INTERRELIGIOUS COUNCIL HAS ASKED US TO COME DOWN HERE... 97 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,322 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF... 98 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,325 "REVEREND LITTLE ED." 99 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,727 LITTLE ED? YES. 100 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,964 LITTLE ED, UH... HE BROADCASTS ON YOUR STATION. 101 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,367 BY GOLLY, RABBI, YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S THE RABBI. 102 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,637 YOU SAY THAT LIKE MAYBE IT'S NOT SO HOT TO BE A RABBI. 103 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,073 OH, I THINK IT'S A VERY NICE THING FOR A JEWISH PERSON TO BE. 104 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,768 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO INTO THE COUNTRY AND 105 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,379 LOOK FOR A NICE LAKE AND DUNK ONE ANOTHER. 106 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,615 GENTLEMEN, BEHAVE OURSELVES. 107 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:27,018 - WE DON'T NEED ROME TO TELL US HOW TO ACT. - THAT'S FOR SURE. 108 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,298 GENTLEMEN, COULD WE JUST STICK TO THE POINT? 109 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,255 YES. THAT'S RIGHT. 110 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,391 WE LIKE TO TEASE. 111 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,594 NOW, UH, WHAT ABOUT THIS LITTLE ED PERSON? 112 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,103 WHEN IS HE GONNA BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR? 113 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:43,367 WELL, I'M SORRY, RABBI, BUT LITTLE ED'S GOT A TWO-YEAR CONTRACT. MY HANDS ARE TIED. 114 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:48,006 MAYBE THERE'S A WAY AROUND THE CONTRACT. YOU COULD TALK TO HIM. 115 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,315 WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU GENTLEMEN KNOW LITTLE ED LIKE I DO. 116 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:55,280 WELL, I'M SURE WE COULD MAKE HIM LISTEN TO REASON. NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 117 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,817 YOU SEE, LITTLE ED'S... CRAZY. 118 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,863 WE CAN'T HAVE CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE AIR. 119 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,722 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET RID OF THE WHOLE STAFF. 120 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,860 UH, MR. CARLSON, WE DID NOT COME HERE TO POINT A FINGER OF BLAME AT ANYONE. 121 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:14,398 OF COURSE WE HAVE. THIS ED FELLOW... HE'S A GANEF AND A SCHNOOK. 122 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,802 MAYBE I CAN INTERPRET THAT. 123 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:20,539 WHAT BROTHER FISHBACK IS SAYING IS THAT THE REVEREND LITTLE ED... 124 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,341 MAY BE A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING, 125 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:27,211 A STUMBLING BLOCK TO THE WEAK, YEA, EVEN A BALM UNTO THE WICKED. 126 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,781 LET ME INTERPRET THAT. 127 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,683 WELL, WE FEEL THAT LITTLE ED HAS OVERSTEPPED THE BOUNDS... 128 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:36,420 OF GOOD TASTE, GOOD SENSE AND GOOD RELIGION. 129 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,591 THAT'S NOT TO MENTION ALL THE MONEY HE'S BEEN TAKING IN. 130 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,293 MONEY? HE SELLS THINGS. 131 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:47,198 YESTERDAY MORNING, IT WAS JOHN THE BAPTIST SHOWER CURTAINS. 132 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:53,537 AND LAST WEEK, IT WAS THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT LITTLE LEAGUE BATTING HELMETS. 133 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,274 HE CALLS THEM "RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS." 134 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,277 - UH-OH. - PERHAPS THE F.C.C... 135 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:02,047 MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO HEAR WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO. 136 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,160 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING, FATHER. 137 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,229 I'LL GET REVEREND ED ON THE PHONE, EXPLAIN THE FACTS. 138 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,888 - I'M SURE SOMETHING CAN BE ARRANGED, ALL RIGHT? - WELL, UH, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 139 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,656 AND, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET US KNOW THE RESULTS. 140 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,803 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. 141 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,406 GENTLEMEN, I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN. 142 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,598 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. OH, YOU BET, RABBI. LET ME SHOW YOU OUT. 143 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,150 BEFORE YOU LEAVE, YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE 144 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:25,570 PRIEST, THE RABBI AND THE BAPTIST PREACHER? 145 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,611 HANDLE THIS ONE FOR ME, WILL YOU, TRAVIS? 146 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,750 YEAH, JENNIFER. GET ME, UH, REVEREND... 147 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,524 HEY, YOU GUYS GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. I GOT A MEETING. 148 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:49,627 NO PROBLEM, ANDY. I'LL JUST GO GET A STRETCHER FOR JOHNNY. 149 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,508 HE HAD A ROUGH MORNING. YEAH, I KNOW. I HEARD HIM. 150 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,972 HEY, COME ON, JOHNNY. WAKE UP. 151 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,036 - WHO ARE YOU MEETING WITH? - REVEREND PEMBROOK. 152 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,074 WELL, UH, WE BETTER BE GETTING OUT OF HERE FAST. 153 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,277 - WHY, YOU KNOW HIM? - I'VE, UH, SEEN HIM A COUPLE TIMES. 154 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,192 - ALMOST TALKED TO HIM ONCE. - WELL, I'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS WALKING PAPERS. 155 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,148 - SAY WHAT? - SAY YEAH. 156 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,752 ANDY, LITTLE ED WEIGHS ABOUT 300 POUNDS. 157 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,656 - HE DOES? - THAT'S RIGHT. 158 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,758 WHY DO THEY CALL HIM LITTLE ED? 159 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,661 BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS BIG ED. 160 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,444 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO REASON WITH HIM. THAT'S ALL. 161 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,235 HOW DO YOU REASON WITH A WRESTLER? WHAT? 162 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:35,006 - LITTLE ED USED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. - NO. 163 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,909 I SAW HIM THROW HAYSTACK CALHOUN OUT OF THE RING ONCE. 164 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:41,345 HAYSTACK WEIGHED ABOUT 500 POUNDS AT THE TIME. 165 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,459 LITTLE ED STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH A SODA POP MACHINE. 166 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:48,086 WOW-WEE! I GOT THE DEVIL ON THE RUN! 167 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:53,691 WELL, LITTLE BROTHER, HAVE NO FEAR. 168 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,094 THE REVEREND ED IS HERE. 169 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,630 THE DEVIL CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE. 170 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,799 SOONER OR LATER, HE'S GOTTA COME OUT AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 171 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:04,369 NO. 172 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,582 I'M GONNA TWIST HIM. I'M GONNA CHOP HIM. 173 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,540 I'M GONNA BREAK HIM IN TWO. 174 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:13,444 FOR THE DEVIL IS NO MATCH FOR LITTLE ED AND THE CHURCH OF THE MIGHTY STRUGGLE. 175 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:17,214 AMEN. WHICH OF YOU BOYS IS TRAVIS? 176 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,421 WHY, YOU SCARED LITTLE ED MIGHTY BAD ON THE PHONE. 177 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,790 SORRY. 178 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,226 TALKIN' ABOUT TAKIN' ME OFF THE AIR. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 179 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,664 WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD JUST, YOU KNOW, UH, TALK THINGS OVER. 180 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,534 TALK AWAY. I AM AT YOUR SERVICE. 181 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:40,672 I AM THE WRESTLER FOR TRUTH. I AM THE GRAPPLER FOR GOOD. 182 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:45,410 I AM THE MAN IN THE TAG-TEAM MATCH WITH THE POWERS OF DARKNESS. 183 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,414 NO OFFENSE. NONE TAKEN. 184 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:54,986 ANDY, UH, I THINK, UH... I DON'T KNOW, I'LL PROBABLY GO BUY A CAR OR SOMETHING. 185 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,822 - BYE, REVEREND. - THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT. 186 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,558 THANKS. 187 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:05,129 UH, REVEREND. LISTEN, THE REASON THAT I ASKED YOU TO COME DOWN HERE IS, UH... 188 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:09,033 WE'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ON YOUR SHOW. 189 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,780 - WELL, THAT'S NOTHING NEW. - I'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER YOUR CONTRACT HERE, 190 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,383 AND I THINK WE HAVE SUFFICIENT REASON TO... TO WHAT? 191 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,573 - VOID IT. - WHAT? 192 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,088 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THE COMPLAINTS WE'VE BEEN GETTING? 193 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,246 YOUNG MAN, 194 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,383 ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FORCES YOU'RE DEALING WITH? 195 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,652 I AM. 196 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,493 ARE YOU WILLING TO MAKE ANY CHANGES IN YOUR SHOW? NOPE. 197 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,663 WELL, THEN I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE... GONNA HAVE TO GO. 198 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,665 I SEE. 199 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:45,537 WELL, THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE THING FOR ME TO DO. 200 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:49,340 WHAT? GO SEE THE HEAD MAN. 201 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,609 YOU CAN SEE HIM? 202 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,280 THE JERK WHO RUNS THIS STATION. 203 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,217 MR. CARLSON. WHOA! 204 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:05,857 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE. 205 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,661 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 206 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,899 WELL, LITTLE ED. THIS IS A P-PLEASANT SURPRISE. 207 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,302 H-HOW ARE YOUR SISTERS? MY SISTERS ARE FINE. 208 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,139 YOU STILL USE 'EM IN THE SHOW? I ALWAYS LOVED THEIR SINGING. 209 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,185 THEY'RE WAITIN' FOR ME DOWN IN THE HONDA. 210 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,178 THIS LITTLE FELLA SAYS YOU WANT ME OFF THE AIR. 211 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,047 YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO MAKE ANY CHANGES IN YOUR SHOW. 212 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,750 I'LL SUE. I MIGHT EVEN DO WORSE THAN THAT. 213 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:36,854 C-CALM DOWN. EVERYBODY, JUST KEEP CALM, HUH? S-SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. 214 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,223 ANDY, YOU SIT RIGHT OVER HERE. 215 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,593 COME ON, JUST SIT DOWN THERE, AND LET'S TALK THIS THING OUT... 216 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,363 LIKE... LIKE REASONABLE ADULTS. 217 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,166 DON'T TRY ANYTHING, LITTLE ED. 218 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,270 PLEASE. I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE ANY MORE. 219 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,372 MY LIFE IS SO HARD. 220 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,473 I... I CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE ANY MONEY. 221 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,854 AND WITHOUT THESE STRANGE YOUNG MEN AND THEIR STRANGE MUSIC... 222 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,578 YOU GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE OR NOT? 223 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,781 YOU BET YOUR SWEET LIFE, WE ARE. 224 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,217 WELL, GOOD. THERE'S NO PROBLEM THEN. 225 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,486 THERE IS A PROBLEM. 226 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,290 YOU GUYS BETTER LEAVE ME ALONE OR I AM GOING TO RAIN TOADS ON THIS STATION. 227 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,692 NO, NOT... NOT THAT. NO TOADS. 228 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,772 YOU BETTER NOT PURSUE THIS ANY FURTHER. 229 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,996 MR. CARLSON AND I ARE NOT GUYS YOU CAN PUSH AROUND. 230 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,610 NO? NO. NO? 231 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,474 NO. NO. GONNA GET TOUGH, EH? 232 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,046 YEAH. YEAH? YEAH? 233 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,271 WELL, I HOPE Y'ALL ARE BY YOUR RADIOS ON SUNDAY, 234 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,408 'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING WORSE THAN TOADS. 235 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,548 WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN TOADS? 236 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,184 ♪♪ 237 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,953 ♪♪ 238 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:46,557 ♪♪ 239 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:51,129 WELCOME, FELLOW WRESTLERS, TO THE TAG TEAM OF YOUR LIFE. ♪♪ 240 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,299 ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS THE REVEREND LITTLE ED PEMBROOK... 241 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,501 ALONG WITH THE MERCIFUL SISTERS OF MELODY, 242 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,706 COMIN' TO YOU LIVE FROM THE STUDIOS OF WKRP... 243 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:07,278 HIGH ATOP THE FLIMM BUILDING IN DOWNTOWN CINCINNATI. 244 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,614 ♪♪ 245 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,150 FELLOW STRUGGLERS, 246 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,420 IT HAS BEEN A TROUBLED WEEK FOR LITTLE ED. 247 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,523 I WAS ALMOST PINNED TO THE MAT OF DESPAIR. 248 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,636 DESPAIR. OH, NO. BUT I ROSE... 249 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,529 TO STRUGGLE AGAINST THE VERY MANAGEMENT OF THIS STATION. 250 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:30,767 AND, YES, THEY SAW THE WISDOM OF MY WAYS. 251 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:36,107 FOR THOUGH THEY PLAY THE HEATHEN HATEFUL NOISE... 252 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:40,044 KNOWN TO US AS THE ABOMINATION OF ROCK AND ROLL, 253 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,080 I WILL NOT SPEAK OUT AGAINST THEM. 254 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:48,719 PRAISE HIM. THOUGH THEY THREATENED ME AND TRIED TO CAST ME OUT, 255 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,467 - MY LIPS ARE SEALED. - SEALED. 256 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:57,428 NOR WILL I URGE YOU TO INUNDATE THIS STATION... 257 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:01,732 WITH CARDS AND LETTERS CONDEMNING THEIR ACTIONS. 258 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,269 NO, SIR. THAT IS NOT MY WAY. 259 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,440 - HIS WAY. - AMEN. - FOR IF YOU ARE GOOD AND TRUE, 260 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:13,110 YOU WILL WRITE THOSE LETTERS WITHOUT MY ASKING. 261 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:19,117 AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU MIGHT INQUIRE ABOUT OUR DEAD SEA SCROLLS STEAK KNIVES. 262 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,452 STEAK KNIVES. WHICH ARE FREE... 263 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,523 WHEN YOU MAKE A LOVE OFFERING OF FIVE DOLLARS OR MORE. 264 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,026 AND NOW, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 265 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:32,363 LET'S ME AND YOU GET THE DEVIL IN A BULGARIAN HEADLOCK... 266 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:38,202 AND WHIP THAT SUCKER RIGHT THROUGH THE GREAT SODA POP MACHINE IN THE SKY. 267 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,371 ♪ OH ♪ 268 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,841 ♪ WE'VE GOT WE'VE GOT THE DEVIL ♪ SING IT. 269 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:49,080 ♪ WE'VE GOT HIM IN A BULGARIAN HEADLOCK ♪ OH, YES, MY SISTERS. 270 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,416 ♪ GONNA TOSS HIM TOSS HIM RIGHT THROUGH ♪ 271 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,921 ♪ THE SODA POP MACHINE IN THE SKY ♪ 272 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:02,293 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH ♪♪ 273 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,999 JENNIFER, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 274 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,113 IT'S NOTHING. DO YOU THINK ONE WILL BE ENOUGH? 275 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,438 I LIVE ALONE, SO ONE TOASTER OUGHT TO DO IT. 276 00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,474 WOULD YOU LIKE A LAWN MOWER? 277 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,509 I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT. 278 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:23,548 WELL, SO DO I, BUT I HAVE TWO RIDING MOWERS WITH A SPECIAL BAG ATTACHMENT. 279 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,550 - MORNING. - OH, HI, ANDY. 280 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,398 DO YOU WANT THE USUAL MONDAY MORNING COMPLAINTS? NO, THANKS. 281 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,923 OH, THIS TIME, WE EVEN HAVE COMPLAINTS IN FAVOR OF LITTLE ED. 282 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,559 THAT FIGURES. DID YOU HEAR HIS BROADCAST? 283 00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:38,496 AT 8:00, SUNDAY MORNING? NO. 284 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,943 HE SLAMMED US. HE MADE A MOCKERY OF THE STATION. 285 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,934 I-I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GONNA GET RID OF MR. LITTLE ED. 286 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,248 WE WERE, BUT THE BIG GUY'S SCARED TO DEATH OF HIM. 287 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,507 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I GUESS I AM TOO, BUT NOW I'M MAD. 288 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,388 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? GET HIM OFF THE AIR IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 289 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,390 - AT LEAST OFF OF WKRP ANYWAY. - HOW? 290 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,714 - FIND HIS WEAKNESS. - WHAT WEAKNESS? 291 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,994 I'VE NEVER MET A MAN WHO DIDN'T HAVE ONE. 292 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,886 LOOK, YOU THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW, ALL RIGHT? 293 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,189 THE I.R.S. 294 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,628 WHAT? THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE. 295 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,630 WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND? 296 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,566 OH, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY. IT'S PROBABLY A LOUSY IDEA. 297 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:19,570 - OH, COME ON, BAILEY. NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO GET SHY ON US. - WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT. 298 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,940 COME ON, BAILEY. SPEAK UP FOR ONCE. 299 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:28,212 WELL, UH, IF IT WERE ME, 300 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,682 UH, I'D INVITE MR. LITTLE ED IN. 301 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,985 YOU KNOW, TO SEE YOU AND MR. CARLSON. 302 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,754 AND THEN I'D JUST, YOU KNOW, MENTION... 303 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,756 ALL THOSE THINGS THAT HE SELLS, 304 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,106 LIKE THOSE ST. PETER AND PAUL SPICE RACKS. 305 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:46,064 THEN I'D... I'D REALLY LET HIM HAVE IT. I'D TELL HIM HE WAS A SHAM AND A CROOK... 306 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,633 AND THAT HE DOES A DISSERVICE TO EVERY HONEST EVANGELIST IN THIS COUNTRY. 307 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:53,537 AND JUST WHEN HE'S GETTING REALLY MAD, I HIT HIM WITH AN I.R.S. AUDIT. 308 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,726 RIGHT BETWEEN THOSE BEADY LITTLE EYES. 309 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,476 THAT WOULD COOL HIM OFF REAL GOOD. 310 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,146 UH, OF COURSE I'M PROBABLY WRONG. 311 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,150 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ANDY? OH, THAT'S A PRETTY MEAN TRICK. 312 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,218 IT'S TOO MEAN. GOOD IDEA THOUGH. 313 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:11,455 IT'S PERFECT. GET THE GOOD REVEREND ON THE PHONE THERE, WILL YOU? 314 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,026 YOU TWO OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 315 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,234 YOU SCARED? A LITTLE. 316 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,436 WANNA RIDE MY EXERCYCLE? 317 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,438 NO, THANKS. 318 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,007 IT'S SUPPOSED TO RELIEVE TENSION. 319 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:34,412 OF COURSE ALL IT'S EVER DONE FOR ME IS MAKE ME A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED AND NAUSEOUS. 320 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,226 WELL, THE GOOD REVEREND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FIVE MINUTES AGO. 321 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,084 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S NOT COMING. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 322 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,623 HEY, MAN, YOU OUGHT TO BE USED TO THESE OUTFITS BY NOW. 323 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,792 WE WERE EXPECTING LITTLE ED. 324 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,729 OH, WELL. I CAME IN TO ASK ABOUT A RAISE, BUT IT CAN WAIT. 325 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,477 I'LL TALK TO THE PEOPLE THAT TAKE OVER WHEN YOU GUYS ARE GONE. 326 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,868 HEY, YOU WANNA BE A STATION MANAGER? GOOD MONEY IN THAT. NO WAY. 327 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,587 YOU THINK HE'S REALLY GONNA STICK OUR HEADS IN A SODA POP MACHINE? 328 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,811 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. OH, WELL, MAYBE OUR LUCK'S BEGINNING TO CHANGE. 329 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,115 NO, IT'S NOT. 330 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,419 COME IN. 331 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,490 WELL, GOOD MORNING, LITTLE BROTHERS. 332 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,893 ARE WE READY TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES? 333 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,430 YES. 334 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,402 NO. NO. 335 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,471 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YESTERDAY WAS YOUR LAST SHOW. 336 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,375 OOH-WEE! LITTLE ED'S GOTTA KEEP HIS TEMPER. OH, KEEP YOUR TEMPER. 337 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,643 LITTLE ED'S GOTTA STAY CALM! OH, YEAH, BE CALM. 338 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,424 LITTLE ED'S GOTTA STAY COOL! HALLELUJAH, BE COOL. PRAISE BE... 339 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,015 YOU BOYS GOT A SODA POP MACHINE AROUND HERE? 340 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,965 NO! THERE'S NOT ONE IN THE WHOLE BUILDING. LITTLE ED! 341 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,589 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR SHOW YESTERDAY WAS WRONG. 342 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:55,426 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO INSIST YOU LET US OUT OF YOUR CONTRACT. - DO I LOOK LIKE I'M CRAZY? 343 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,607 I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO THAT. I'M NOT LETTING YOU OUT OF ANYTHING. 344 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,742 WELL, THEN AS A RESPONSIBLE STATION WHOSE JOB IT IS... 345 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,699 TO MAKE SURE ITS PROGRAMMING IS ABOVEBOARD, 346 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,735 I HAVE NO CHOICE... 347 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:09,040 BUT TO CALL FOR AN I.R.S. AUDIT OF YOUR NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION. 348 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,312 I.R.S.? 349 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,947 YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE? 350 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,011 YOU BOYS PLAY HARDBALL, DON'T YOU? 351 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,255 THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT SLOW-PITCH. 352 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,659 WE DON'T LIKE IT ANY BETTER THAN YOU, BUT YOUR SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY IRRESPONSIBLE... 353 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,861 AND VERY OFFENSIVE TO A VERY LARGE SEGMENT OF THIS POPULATION. 354 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,697 YEAH, MAYBE. 355 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,767 I BET I DO GET A LITTLE OUT OF HAND NOW AND THEN. 356 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,301 BUT I HAVE MY FOLLOWERS TOO, PEOPLE WHO WOULD 357 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,538 STILL BE SEARCHING IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME. 358 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,942 MANY WRESTLING FANS HAVE TOLD ME THAT. 359 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,023 THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT I SINCERELY BELIEVE I REALLY DO HELP. 360 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,781 WELL, I'M... WE'RE SORRY, REVEREND. 361 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:55,320 WOULD YOU REALLY DO THAT? GO TO THE I.R.S.? 362 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,554 YES. REALLY? 363 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:06,630 OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU HAD ME PINNED AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA LET ME UP. 364 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,802 AW, HECK, REVEREND. THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUYS WE ARE. 365 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,806 ARE YOU WILLING... ARE YOU WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH US? 366 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,959 SHOOT, YEAH. WHAT OTHER CHOICE HAVE I GOT? 367 00:21:18,983 --> 00:21:19,477 NONE. 368 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,412 ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. WE MOVE YOUR SHOW FROM 8:00 TO 6:00 A.M. 369 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,693 INSTEAD OF 60 MINUTES, YOU GOT 30 MINUTES. 370 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:28,719 YOU CAN ASK FOR DONATIONS, BUT NO MORE STEAK KNIVES, NO MORE SHOWER CURTAINS, 371 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,622 NO MORE MERCHANDISE OF ANY SORT. 372 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,825 BUT I GOT A WHOLE WAREHOUSE FULL OF THAT STUFF. 373 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:40,197 I GOT 200 UNITS OF "THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END" LAWN FURNITURE ALONE. 374 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,301 YEAH, AND WE HAVE GOT THE I.R.S. 375 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,105 OKAY, IT'S A DEAL. 376 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,508 AW, YOU AIN'T SUCH A BAD BUNCH OF GUYS AFTER ALL. 377 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,897 BUT YOU GO TO CHURCH NOW EVERY SUNDAY, YOU HEAR ME? 378 00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:57,782 - ALREADY DO, LITTLE ED. I SWEAR. - OKAY. 379 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,217 OH, NO. 380 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:04,555 LITTLE ED'S GONNA MEND HIS WAYS. AND HE'S GONNA PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU. 381 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,492 BUT MOST ESPECIALLY, HE'S GONNA PRAY FOR THIS LITTLE FELLA HERE... 382 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:13,064 IN THE HOPES THAT THE LORD WILL MEND THIS BROKEN BODY... 383 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:17,835 AND RESTORE TO THIS MAN SOME, IF NOT ALL, OF HIS FACULTIES. 384 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:22,573 - THAT'S A BIG ORDER, LITTLE ED. - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER. 385 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,309 EVEN WHEN THINGS LOOK HOPELESS. 386 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,449 I CAN SEE! 387 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:39,824 ♪♪ 388 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:51,568 THIS SUNDAY, MY FRIENDS, LITTLE ED HAS A NEW POLICY. 389 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:55,639 NO MORE SHOWER CURTAINS, NO MORE KNIVES, 390 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,810 NO MORE MERCHANDISE OF ANY KIND. 391 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,480 BUT HERE'S AN INTERESTING IDEA. 392 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:09,253 WAY BACK IN THE MIDDLE AGES, THEY HAD THESE THINGS CALLED INDULGENCES. 393 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:13,290 A PROGRAM WHEREBY YOU COULD BUY... 394 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:18,362 A LOVED ONE OR A RELATIVE OUT OF HELL AND INTO HEAVEN. 395 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:22,066 IT WAS KIND OF LIKE LIFE INSURANCE. 396 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,035 EXCEPT IT WAS HEAVEN INSURANCE. 397 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,972 NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKED. 398 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,540 YOU SEND ME... 399 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,286 ♪♪ 400 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:49,526 ♪♪ 401 00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:00,304 ♪♪ 402 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,852 ♪♪ 31751

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