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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,213 WEATHER TODAY IN THE GREATER CINCINNATI AREA... 2 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:07,372 ♪ I LOVE YOU SO BADLY I COULD... ♪ 3 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,242 THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION... 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,859 BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED, 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,549 COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY. 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,818 ♪♪ 7 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:21,820 ♪♪ 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:25,924 ♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪ 9 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:30,328 ♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,365 ♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪ 11 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:39,003 ♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪ 12 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,674 ♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪ 13 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,177 ♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪ 14 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,183 ♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 15 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:55,353 ♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 16 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,056 ♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪ 17 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:01,926 ♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪ 18 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,156 HUH? HUH? HMM? 19 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,292 HUH? YOU EVER SEE SUCH A SELECTION IN YOUR LIFE? 20 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,428 WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 21 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,763 "CAN DEL MURDOCK, PERSONAL OWNER OF DEL'S STEREO, 22 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,300 SET ME UP WITH THE EXACT STEREO SYSTEM I NEED?" 23 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,599 WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOU. BUSY EXECUTIVE 24 00:01:43,623 --> 00:01:45,436 ON THE GO, DRIVE YOUR OWN LUXURY CAR. 25 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,106 YOUR BELT MATCHES YOUR SHOES, BUT THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR LIFE. 26 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:50,742 WELL, LET'S FILL THAT HOLE WITH SOUND! 27 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,245 ♪♪ 28 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,951 STATE OF THE ART. LET'S TALK SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO, MAN-TO-MAN. 29 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:01,059 DEL, I'M HERB TARLEK. GOOD TO SEE YOU, HERB. 30 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:04,422 GENERAL SALES MANAGER FOR WKRP IN CINCINNATI. 31 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,571 RADIO EXEC. KNEW I COULDN'T FOOL YOU WITH THAT BUSH-LEAGUE EQUIPMENT. 32 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:11,096 WELL, LET'S TALK TOP-OF-THE-LINE. I'VE ALREADY GOT A STEREO. 33 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,133 UH, WE DON'T, UH, MAKE EXCHANGES. 34 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,368 READ THE SMALL PRINT. NO REFUNDS. THAT'S OUR MOTTO. 35 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,305 AND IT'S A CATCHY ONE TOO. 36 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,874 - WELL, THANKS, HERB. - YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE IT. 37 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,976 - HUH? YEAH? - YEAH. 38 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:28,613 BUSINESS BAD, ITEMS NOT MOVING, INVENTORY BACKLOGGED. 39 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,627 IT'S AN OLD STORY, DEL. AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF. 40 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,118 "HOW CAN I BUILD FLOOR TRAFFIC?" 41 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,521 THE MAGIC WORD, DEL, IS RADIO. 42 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,657 NOW LET'S TALK ADVERTISING. 43 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,793 WHY ADVERTISE IN THE NEWSPAPER? KIDS TODAY CAN'T READ. 44 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,529 AND TELEVISION? STINKERINO. 45 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:48,099 IT'S RADIO, DEL. THE MAGIC WORD IS RADIO. 46 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,880 SPEAKING OF RADIO, HERB, LET'S LOOK AT THIS SUNANSUI PORTABLE. 47 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,904 IS SHE A BEAUTY? 48 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:56,842 SHE SURE IS, DEL. LET'S TUNE IN TO WKRP A.M. RADIO, 49 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,511 WHERE YOUR ADVERTISING DOLLAR WORKS ITS HARDEST. 50 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,481 HERB, CAN I BE SINCERE FOR JUST ONE MOMENT? 51 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,951 NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN IMPECCABLE DRESSER, 52 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,854 BUT YOU ARE ONE HECK OF A SALESMAN. 53 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:13,325 WELL, DEL, COMING FROM YOU, THAT'S THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT EVER PAID TO ME. 54 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,961 AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY. 55 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,230 DO YOU WANT THE RADIO? 56 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,667 AND THE STEREO. DO YOU WANT TO ADVERTISE ON WKRP? 57 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,770 EXCLUSIVELY. AAAH! HA-HA! 58 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,139 WELL, BOB, I SURE WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU ON THIS, 59 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,809 BUT WE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS RIGHT NOW. 60 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,323 BUT LISTEN, NOT TO WORRY. SOMETHING WILL COME UP FOR YOU. 61 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,580 I'M NOT WORRIED. I DON'T REALLY NEED A JOB RIGHT NOW. 62 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,882 I'M JUST TAKING A HARD LOOK AT THE TYPE OF STATION... 63 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,918 THAT I WANT TO BE PERSONALLY ASSOCIATED WITH. 64 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,129 THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE FIRST, BECAUSE WKRP IS 65 00:03:42,153 --> 00:03:44,222 NUMBER ONE, AND I WANT TO BE WITH THE BEST. 66 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:48,060 WELL, ACTUALLY, WE'RE NUMBER 16 IN AN 18-STATION MARKET, BOB. 67 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,440 ARE WE INTERRUPTING ANYTHING? NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 68 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,732 'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO MEET ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT ADVERTISING SALESMEN. 69 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:58,103 - HERB? - UH-HUH. 70 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,138 YOU MADE A SALE? 71 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,541 UH-HUH. 72 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,655 THAT'S GREAT, HERB. CONGRATULATIONS. 73 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,980 AH, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S A REMOTE FROM DEL'S STEREO SHOP. 74 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,569 FROM NOON SATURDAY, FOR THREE BIG HOURS. 75 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:14,018 BOY, I HAVE DONE A FEW REMOTES IN MY TIME. 76 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,188 YEAH. MR. CARLSON, HERB, THIS IS BOB BURNAT. 77 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,703 BOB IS A DEEJAY LOOKING FOR A POSITION HERE IN CINCINNATI. 78 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:23,562 HOPEFULLY WITH WKRP, BUT I BETTER BE GOING NOW. WELL, OKAY, BOB. 79 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,298 I'M HAVING LUNCH TODAY OVER AT WPIG. 80 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,846 OH, WPIG. NOW THAT IS THE NUMBER ONE STATION IN TOWN. 81 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,103 THOSE SWINE. 82 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,440 BUT YOU ARE NUMBER ONE WITH ME, AND GOOD LUCK ON THAT REMOTE, HERB. 83 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,809 ANDY, I'LL BE IN TOUCH. OKAY. 84 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,145 AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BOB. 85 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,982 ISN'T THIS GREAT? NEW SALES ROLLING IN, PEOPLE COMING TO US FOR JOBS. 86 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,018 I LIKE IT. 87 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,186 COME ON, HERB. TELL US ALL ABOUT THE SALE. 88 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,221 WELL, UH, 89 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,524 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS... 90 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,627 THAT IT'S A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD OUT THERE. 91 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,629 OH, YEAH. 92 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:01,566 I'VE HAD TOUGHER SALES. HEY, I'VE HAD EASIER SALES. 93 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,613 IN FACT, I'VE HAD SALES THAT JUST SORT OF FELL RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 94 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,571 I'VE HAD... HERB! 95 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,684 I THINK IT WAS THE REMOTE THAT CLINCHED THE DEAL. 96 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,720 WELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT. 97 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,984 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIGURE OUT WHO'S GONNA DEEJAY THE SHOW. JOHNNY'D PROBABLY BE... 98 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,986 YEAH? 99 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:25,023 DEL WAS SORT OF HOPING I WOULD DO IT. 100 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,331 WHAT? WELL, HE WANTS A SALESMAN IN THERE PITCHING, 101 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:30,239 NOT SOME WIGGED-OUT DISC JOCKEY. COME ON, HERB. 102 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,842 WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS THING BEFORE. I KNOW. I KNOW. 103 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:36,434 I'M THE SALES MANAGER HERE, NOT AN ON-THE-AIR PERSONALITY. 104 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,670 GOSH DARN, WHAT A WASTE. 105 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,509 WILL DEL STILL GO THROUGH WITH THIS DEAL IF WE SEND JOHNNY FEVER DOWN THERE? 106 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,511 I DON'T KNOW. 107 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,514 HE'S PAYING 700 BIG ONES, AND I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HIM. 108 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,016 WELL, CAN'T YOU TALK HIM INTO IT? 109 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,085 YEAH. 110 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,455 I GOT AN ACE IN THE HOLE. 111 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,958 WHAT? 112 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,960 WELL, I BOUGHT... 113 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,830 $2,000 OR $3,000 WORTH OF STEREO EQUIPMENT, 114 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,332 AND I HAVEN'T PAID FOR IT YET. 115 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:24,683 DEL, GOSH DARN IT, HOW'S IT GOING, HUH? 116 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,397 READY FOR THE SALE OF THE CENTURY? I THINK WE'RE GONNA KILL 'EM. 117 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,954 YOU MUST BE JOHNNY BEAVER. FEVER. 118 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,836 OH, YEAH. I'M DEL... DEL MURDOCK. I OWN THIS PLACE. 119 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,626 THAT'S IMPORTANT. YOU MUST BE PRETTY KEYED UP. 120 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,962 YEAH. IT'S LIKE A COILED SPRING INSIDE. 121 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,031 GET SOME COFFEE HERE? COFFEE. WE GOT IT. 122 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,811 NOT JUST FOR YOU EITHER. CUSTOMERS GET THE SAME TREATMENT. 123 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,769 YOU'LL SEE. IT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM. 124 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:48,140 JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT. DON'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE. 125 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,208 MM-HMM. SPEED KILLS, DEL. 126 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,211 HUH? 127 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,280 ♪♪ 128 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,685 WHO'S HE? THAT'S BUCKEY DORNSTER, OUR ENGINEER. 129 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,854 HOW'S IT GOIN'? ALL RIGHT. 130 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,990 AAAH! 131 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,562 THAT'S A YAMASAKI 9000! 132 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,432 SORRY. SORRY? I'LL KILL YOU! 133 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,302 HOWEVER, IT'S OKAY. WE'LL JUST MARK IT DOWN. 134 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,238 LOOK. I'M DEL MURDOCK. I OWN THIS PLACE. 135 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,685 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE. 136 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,009 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY, DEL. I'M SORRY. 137 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,890 BUCKEY, WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING? TAKE IT UP WITH MY UNION. 138 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,793 UNION? I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE WITH THE UNIONS. I HATE UNIONS. 139 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,451 HOWEVER, I'M ALL FOR 'EM. DON'T FORGET I SAID THAT. 140 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,254 SPEED KILLS, DEL. 141 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,135 HEY, BUCKEY, THE FUSE BOX IS IN THE BACK. YEAH. 142 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,360 JOHNNY, YOUR REMOTE BOARD IS ALL SET UP. 143 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:45,897 RIGHT. SO WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO WORK. JUST DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 144 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,334 DEL, I GOT A VAN PARKED OUT FRONT WITH A STEREO SYSTEM... 145 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:52,003 THAT COULD BLOW THIS WHOLE STORE RIGHT INTO THE RIVER. 146 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,551 THAT'S NICE. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON OUR SIDE. 147 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,209 LISTEN. IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED, LET ME HELP OUT. 148 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:01,391 YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A DEEJAY. I'M NOT BRAGGING THOUGH. 149 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:04,015 EXCUSE ME. RIGHT YOU ARE, BUCKAROO. 150 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,153 DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN. RIGHT. 151 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,591 WELL, IT, UH, WON'T BE LONG NOW, DEL. 152 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,728 UH, LOOK, HERB. IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT, 153 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,463 I GET MY MONEY BACK, RIGHT? I DON'T THINK SO. 154 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,465 NO? NO. 155 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,579 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. MY LAWYER WILL SEE YOURS. 156 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,904 THEY'LL WORK IT OUT. YOU'LL SEE. YEAH. LOOK. 157 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,484 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT JOHNNY TO SELL IN PARTICULAR? YEAH. 158 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,775 GOT A LIST OF MERCHANDISE RIGHT OVER HERE. 159 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:34,612 ONE THING THOUGH. I DO MOST OF THE COMMERCIALS. NOW THAT'S IMPORTANT. 160 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,059 IT'S FINE BY ME. 161 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,083 WHAT WAS THAT? 162 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:45,323 I THINK THAT WAS A GOERING 3000 TURNTABLE. 163 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,859 GOERING 3000. 164 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,297 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 165 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,886 IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF JUNK ANYWAY. 166 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,981 WHY YOU... DEL, DEL, DEL, DEL, DEL, DEL, DEL, NOW. 167 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,605 HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 168 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,419 GIVE ME A MINUTE. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE PEOPLE. 169 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:06,211 TEAR HIM APART FOR ME. WILL YOU, HERB? I'D APPRECIATE IT. 170 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,714 WHOO! I'M LUCKY THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I'VE BEEN CHECKING AROUND. 171 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,728 I DON'T SEE HOW YOU GUYS CAN DO THESE COMMERCIALS SO CHEAP. 172 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,952 OH, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU SEE THE RESPONSE YOU GET. 173 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,936 I TALKED TO HIM, DEL. HE'LL BE MORE CAREFUL. YEAH, HERB. 174 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:24,562 HERB, JUST A SECOND. LOOK. IF NO CUSTOMERS COME IN, I GET MY MONEY BACK, DON'T I? 175 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,764 DEL, BY GOLLY, I GOTTA RUN. 176 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,433 GOOD LUCK. JOHNNY, BREAK A LEG. 177 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:33,438 YEAH. LEGS ARE OKAY. JUST DON'T BREAK THE MERCHANDISE, HUH? 178 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,551 HEY, LOOK. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, DEL, 179 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,176 ANYTHING AT ALL, I'LL BE IN MY CAR SOMEWHERE. 180 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,646 - HERB. HERB. - HEY, BUCKEY! 181 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,760 YEAH? 182 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:47,319 BUCKEY, YOU READY? YEAH. 183 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,987 HANG ON, DEL, BABY, HERE WE GO. 184 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,957 LET'S TEST IT! OKAY. 185 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:58,129 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 186 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,198 POWER! 187 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,751 DEL? 188 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,775 YEAH? 189 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,844 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR? 190 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,448 POLICE REPORT THE EXPLOSION INJURED 600. 191 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,485 HOWEVER, AUTHORITIES AT ALFRED NOBEL HIGH SCHOOL... 192 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,088 PROMISED THE SCIENCE FAIR WILL CONTINUE AS SCHEDULED. 193 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:27,425 THIS IS LES NESSMAN SAYING... 194 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:31,495 SO LONG FOR NOW AND MAY THE GOOD NEWS BE YOURS. 195 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,399 ♪♪ 196 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,136 THIS HAS BEEN LES NESSMAN REPORTING. 197 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,741 AN UP-TO-THE-MINUTE COMMENTARY FROM ONE OF JOURNALISM'S MOST TRUSTED VOICES. 198 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,777 LES NESSMAN. 199 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,746 CINCINNATI'S WINDOW TO THE WORLD. 200 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,183 SAY, LES... SHH! 201 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,985 AND NOW THIS IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE. 202 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,924 - IS ANYTHING WRONG? - UH, LES, DON'T YOU THINK... 203 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,861 - THAT FANFARE IS JUST A LITTLE MUCH? - NO. 204 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,296 WELL, IT SOUNDS A LITTLE OVERDONE TO ME. 205 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,965 NO. IT'S JUST RIGHT. 206 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,568 OH. WELL, THAT'S THAT THEN. 207 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:14,071 OKAY, LOOK. WE ONLY GOT ABOUT 30 SECONDS TO THE REMOTE. 208 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,641 NOW WHERE'S YOUR LEAD-IN COPY? WHAT LEAD-IN COPY? 209 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,477 YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT YOUR LEAD-IN COPY? 210 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,958 IT'S ALL RIGHT, ANDY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 211 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,983 I'M A PRO. I DON'T HAVE TO PRACTICE. 212 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:29,020 ♪♪ 213 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,490 "HELLO, FELLOW BABIES. 214 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,463 "LET'S REALLY GET MELLOW... 215 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,699 "AND BLOW THE DAY... 216 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,869 "WITH DR. JOHNNY FEVER, WHO IS COOKING... 217 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:53,544 "DOWN AT DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND WITH SOME HEAVY SOUNDS AND STEREO DEALS. 218 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,791 "SO RIGHT NOW, WE SWITCH YOU LIVE TO JOHNNY FEV... 219 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,482 "WE SWITCH YOU LIVE TO JOHNNY FEVER HIMSELF... 220 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,618 AT DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND." 221 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,687 TAKE IT AWAY, DOCTOR. 222 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,923 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? CAN YOU FIX IT? 223 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,092 I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT, BUCKEY! 224 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,194 ARE WE ON? 225 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,097 ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, DEL. BUCKEY, WE CAN'T SEE OUT HERE! 226 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,498 GET THAT OFF THE AIR, WILL YA! DELL! DELL! 227 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,713 DO SOMETHING, LES. DO SOMETHING. 228 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,915 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. GET BACK ON THE AIR. 229 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,383 GIVE MORE NEWS. GIVE MORE NEWS. I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE NEWS. 230 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,485 HERE. TRY THIS PUBLIC SERVICE CARTRIDGE. NO, WAIT. I KNOW. 231 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,543 IT'S PUBLIC SERVICE. NO! 232 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:29,114 ♪♪ 233 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,416 THIS HAS BEEN LES NESSMAN REPORTING. 234 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:36,554 ALL RIGHT, BABIES. THIS IS DR. JOHNNY FEVER, AND WE'RE BACK ON THE AIR. 235 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:41,192 COMING AT YOU LIVE AND JIVIN' FROM DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND IN DOWNTOWN CINCINNATI. 236 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,261 AND HERE'S A REAL TREAT. 237 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,497 I'VE GOT DEL MURDOCK WITH ME IN PERSON. 238 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,565 TAKE IT AWAY, DEL. 239 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,380 RIGHT YOU ARE, JOHNNY. WHAT A WONDERFUL SALE WE'VE GOT GOING ON DOWN HERE. 240 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,151 UNBELIEVABLE. 241 00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,438 THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 242 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,256 IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE, JOHNNY. WE'RE MAKING 243 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,176 DEALS DOWN HERE THAT EVEN A FACTORY CAN'T TOP. 244 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,811 WE'RE TALKING BERGET TURNTABLES. WE'RE TALKING BOSLE AMPLIFIERS. 245 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,681 WE'RE TALKING GOERING SPEAKERS. YOU NAME IT, WE'RE TALKING. 246 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:06,751 WE'RE TALKING HORNINGS, BARGERS, BRITCHES AND McCOOCHIES. 247 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,389 WE'RE TALKING TOP-OF-THE-LINE MERCHANDISE YOU 248 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,899 CAN'T FIND ANYPLACE ELSE FOR THESE PRICES. 249 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:13,624 AND WHY? BECAUSE DEL BEATS ALL DEALS. AND WHY? BECAUSE I MARK UP NOTHING. 250 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,904 - I KNOW, JOHNNY. CALL ME CRAZY. - YOU'RE CRAZY, DEL. 251 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,168 OKAY. LET'S TALK CRAZY. COME ON DOWN HERE AND TALK NANSUII. 252 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,343 LET'S TALK VIBRATONE. LET'S TALK NIETZSCHE SOUND. 253 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,168 LET'S TALK THE INCREDIBLE MOO-SEE-AHOKI. 254 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,671 AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING, JOHNNY. 255 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,818 RIGHT YOU ARE, DEL. BUT RIGHT NOW... AND, JOHN. 256 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,642 - DEL. - I CAN JUST HEAR THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE ASKING THEMSELVES, 257 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,847 "WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN WE FIND AND LOCATE THESE INCREDIBLE BARGAINS?" 258 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:40,051 - WHERE, DEL? - WELL, RIGHT ON DOWN HERE AT DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND... 259 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,921 24679 PUGNER, JUST SOUTH OF STREGG AND GRAMBLING. 260 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,958 ONE BLOCK SOUTH OF THE WINGIMINONE MEMORIAL MALL. 261 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,727 ACROSS THE STREET FROM WHERE THE MEN WITHOUT WORK HANG OUT. 262 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,396 SO LET'S GO, EVERYBODY. COME ON DOWN. 263 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,465 WALK, RUN, JUMP, LIMP, CRAWL. 264 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,234 I DON'T CARE. JUST GET DOWN HERE! 265 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,277 - ARE YOU THROUGH? - YEAH. 266 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,014 DEL'S THROUGH, FOLKS, BUT THE DOCTOR IS JUST GETTING STARTED. 267 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,082 MUSIC, PLEASE. 268 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,953 LISTEN, DEL, UH, 269 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,255 I DON'T WANNA TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS, 270 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,993 BUT, UH, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD TALK A LITTLE FASTER? 271 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,530 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU AND YOUR BROKEN-DOWN STATION. 272 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,400 LET'S TALK BLOWN FUSES. LET'S TALK BROKEN MERCHANDISE. LET'S TALK NO CUSTOMERS. 273 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,102 THIS IS RIDICULOUS, YOU HEAR ME, RIDICULOUS! 274 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,605 DEL. CUSTOMER. WHAT? 275 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,542 WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MUSIC AND SOUND. ANYTHING YOU NEED, YOU NAME IT. 276 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,212 DO YOU HAVE A BATHROOM? BATHROOM. BATHROOM. 277 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,581 BLITZBERGS, UH, BOSWELL. 278 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,352 BATHROOM. 279 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,888 - RIGHT BACK THERE. - THANK YOU. 280 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,893 WHAT IS THIS, A GAS STATION? 281 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,842 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. I WANT TO SEE TARLEK. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 282 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,232 I MEAN IT. YOU'LL SEE. 283 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,834 IT'S 12:30 IN CINCINNATI. THIS IS WKRP, 284 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:08,139 AND THIS IS DR. JOHNNY FEVER MAKING A HOUSE CALL DOWN AT DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND. 285 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,083 RIGHT NOW I'D LIKE TO DESCRIBE SOME OF THE 286 00:15:10,107 --> 00:15:12,142 INCREDIBLE ACTION THAT'S HAPPENING DOWN HERE. 287 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,344 A MAN WE BELIEVE MIGHT BE A CUSTOMER... 288 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,581 HAS JUST COME BACK FROM FRESHENING UP. 289 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,518 AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH HE'S LEAVING. 290 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,787 NO. HOLD IT. HE'S PAUSING THERE. 291 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,968 MAYBE HE'S GONNA CHAT WITH DEL MURDOCK, PERSONABLE OWNER OF DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND. 292 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,225 YES, HE IS. MAYBE HE'S GONNA BUY SOMETHING HERE. 293 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,828 AND HE'S... NO, NO. HE'S PULLED OUT A GUN. 294 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,798 AND IF THERE'S A POLICEMAN WHO MIGHT BE LISTENING, 295 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,213 APPARENTLY WE'RE BEING HELD UP DOWN HERE AT DEL'S STEREO AND SOUND. 296 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,170 THAT'S AT 24675... 297 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:46,877 R IS SPORTING A .45... HOW'S IT GOING? SHH! 298 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,391 DON'T SHUSH ME, I'M THE BOSS. THE STORE'S BEING HELD UP. 299 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,348 WHAT STORE? DEL'S STEREO. 300 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,384 - OH, GOOD GRAVY. - LISTEN. 301 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,887 IT'S TIME TO PLAY ANOTHER RECORD. 302 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,889 MR. CARLSON! WHAT? 303 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,069 YOU RAN THAT LIGHT BACK THERE. I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT LIGHTS, TRAVIS. 304 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,472 AN EMPLOYEE OF MINE IS IN TROUBLE. MR. CARLSON. 305 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,541 WHAT? MAYBE THIS ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 306 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,605 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE GET THERE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 307 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,735 WE'RE GONNA SEE THE MAN WITH THE GUN. EXACTLY. 308 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,887 I'M SORRY, SIR. WE GOT NO CASH IN THE CASH REGISTER. 309 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,223 THIS IS A CREDIT CARD BUSINESS. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP CASH. 310 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,447 NOR CHECKS, AND NO REFUNDS. THAT'S OUR MOTTO. 311 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,217 I DON'T WANT MONEY. HUH? 312 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,387 MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT NONSENSE? 313 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,524 - MONEY CAN'T BUY FAME EITHER. - NUT BAR. 314 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,894 MONEY CAN'T BUY THE LOVE AND ADULATION OF THE CROWD. 315 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:40,097 WE'RE TALKING BENT NOODLE HERE. 316 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,726 COULD I INTEREST YOU IN A HOME STEREO? NO. 317 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,903 WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN? SURE. 318 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,940 HEY, LOOK. IF YOU DON'T WANT MONEY, 319 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,708 JUST WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU DO WANT? 320 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,812 GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND LET ME DO THE SHOW. WHAT? 321 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,514 I'M A DEEJAY TOO. CAN'T YOU SEE IT? 322 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,251 ANNOUNCER IS WRITTEN ALL OVER ME. 323 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,921 - YEAH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. - I HAVEN'T WORKED IN SIX MONTHS. 324 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:08,125 SIX MONTHS! I CAN'T EVEN GET ARRESTED. 325 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,729 NOT EVEN WKRP WILL HIRE ME, AND THIS IS THE LOUSIEST STATION IN TOWN. 326 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,466 YEAH. ARE YOU HERE TO CREATE AN OPENING AT THE STATION, OR... 327 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,940 I'M HERE TO HIJACK THIS BROADCAST. 328 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,410 ONCE I GET THROUGH HERE, I'LL BE THE MOST FAMOUS DISC JOCKEY IN NORTH AMERICA. 329 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,725 THERE'LL BE STORIES IN ALL THE PAPERS, MORE JOB OFFERS THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 330 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,949 EXCUSE ME. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL. 331 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,159 I'M SORRY. I'M ON LUNCH BREAK. 332 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,529 FREEZE! 333 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,532 OKAY. GO AHEAD AND SHOOT. 334 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,543 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO 335 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,170 ENGINEER'S LOCAL 601 IF I DON'T GET MY LUNCH. 336 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,839 IS THAT RIGHT? IS HE IN 601? 337 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,042 WELL, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE WITH THE UNIONS, ESPECIALLY THAT ONE. 338 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,045 I GUESS IT'S BON APPÉTIT. 339 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:06,016 I'M TAKING OVER NOW. 340 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,554 NO PROBLEM. UH... BOB. BOB BURNAT. 341 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:14,558 BOB BURNAT. IS THAT THE AIR NAME YOU'RE GONNA USE? 342 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,793 YEAH. WHY? 343 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,363 BOB. 344 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,498 NO? NO. 345 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,379 THIS IS A ROCK OPERATION. NOW YOU WANNA DO THIS THING RIGHT, HUH? 346 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,438 OH, YEAH. UM, 347 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,584 BOOGIE. BOB BOOGIE. BOBBY BOOGIE. 348 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,575 SEE, IT HAS A ROLL TO IT. BOBBY BOOGIE? 349 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,644 BOBBY BOOGIE. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, HUH? 350 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,479 BOBBY BOOGIE. YEAH. COME ON. 351 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,626 BOBBY BOOGIE. BOBBY BOOGIE. YEAH. 352 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,694 BOBBY BOOGIE. BOBBY BOOGIE! 353 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,652 BOBBY BOOGIE. BOBBY BOOGIE! 354 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,222 WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYTHING IN HERE? 355 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,726 HOW DO YOU TURN THE SOUND UP IN THIS PLACE? AAAH! 356 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,063 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? I HAD ON THE HEADPHONES. 357 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,066 OH, I'M SORRY. BEG YOUR PARDON? 358 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,134 I SAID I'M SORRY! IT'S ALL RIGHT! 359 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,970 ♪♪ 360 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,477 OKAY, GANG. THIS IS YOUR BIG, BAD, BOBBIN' BUDDY BOBBY BOOGIE, 361 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,179 AND THAT WAS A SONG I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO CALL A CLASSIC. 362 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,293 WHO'S THAT? IT'S NOT JOHNNY. 363 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,862 ♪♪ IT'S REALLY GOOD TO CRAWL BACK INTO THESE STACKS OF WAX. 364 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,488 IT'S NOT DEL. BUT I SAY LET'S KEEP THOSE WHEELS TURNIN'... 365 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,157 WITH ANOTHER MILESTONE ON THE SOLID GOLD HIGHWAY OF HITS. 366 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,793 TURN THAT DOWN. ♪♪ 367 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,162 I THINK IT'S PROBABLY THE ROBBER. 368 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,232 - OH, DON'T BE A JERK. - I'M SORRY. 369 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,835 THAT VOICE BEFORE. I'VE HEARD THE VOICE BEFORE, BUT I CAN'T PLACE IT. 370 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,773 - BOBBY BOOGIE? - I KNOW I'M A JERK AND ALL THAT, 371 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,942 BUT HAS ANYBODY TRIED TO CALL THE POLICE? 372 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,224 THEN I GOT FIRED FROM THE CLASSICAL MUSIC STATION IN CLEVELAND. 373 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,182 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 374 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,151 THEN I HAD A JAZZ OPERATION IN DAYTON, AND THAT WAS MY LAST JOB. 375 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,153 THIS IS NUTS. 376 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,090 THEY REPLACED ME WITH A MACHINE. 377 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:57,027 AUTOMATED STATION. YEAH. I WAS REPLACED BY A MACHINE. 378 00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,664 JUST LIKE THIS ONE! GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY? 379 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,578 MACHINES, MAN. THEY'RE GONNA KNOCK US ALL OUT OF WORK. 380 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,602 MACHINES. MACHINES! 381 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,539 AAAH! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME? 382 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,677 AW, GEE, DEL. I DON'T KNOW. UH... 383 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,447 BOB, LOCK HIM IN THE BATHROOM. 384 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,660 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HELP HIM, FEVER. 385 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,729 THIS IS ROBBERY... ARMED ROBBERY! I MEAN IT! 386 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,688 WE'RE TALKING 10 TO 15, FEVER. WE'RE TALKING EFREM ZIMBALIST JR., FEVER. 387 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,126 WE'RE TALKING F.B.I.! OH, YEAH. 388 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,194 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 389 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,431 NOW KEEP QUIET IN THERE. 390 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,737 BOB, UH, I HATE TO ADMIT IT, 391 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,645 BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK DEL IS RIGHT ON THIS ONE. HUH? 392 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,342 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND A JOB FOR YOURSELF, 393 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,622 AND, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T STOLEN ANY MONEY YET, 394 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,849 BUT, BOB, NOW UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, 395 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,553 UH, IT'S STILL AGAINST THE LAW TO THREATEN PEOPLE WITH A GUN. 396 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,156 YOU THINK I'M CRAZY. I WOULDN'T CARRY A LOADED... 397 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:07,197 BOB, WHY DON'T I HOLD THE GUN, HUH? 398 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,867 THANK YOU. 399 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,936 OH. WHAT WAS THAT? 400 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,339 VIBRATONE 250, DEL! 401 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,475 PERFECT! 402 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:22,979 - I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! - YEAH. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 403 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,594 - BUT THIS ONE'S GONNA RUIN MY LIFE. - WE ALL RUIN OUR LIVES. 404 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,951 - YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TO JAIL! - LOOK. WE ALL... 405 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:34,091 NOT NECESSARILY. THIS IS WKRP, REMEMBER? NOBODY'S LISTENING. 406 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,271 SOMEBODY DOWN AT THE STATION MUST'VE CALLED THE POLICE. 407 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,462 THAT'S JUST IT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW. 408 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,710 LISTEN, WHEN THE COPS COME, I'LL GIVE 'EM A BAD DESCRIPTION OF YOU. OKAY? 409 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,668 OH, JOHNNY, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY. 410 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:48,972 THANKS, BOB. LISTEN, I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU, PAL. HUH? 411 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,442 I MYSELF HAVE BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS AT A SHOT... 412 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,912 ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, HUH? 413 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,415 NOW JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. YOU KEEP LOOKING, SOMETHING WILL OPEN UP, BABY. 414 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,962 YEAH, SURE. COME ON. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, BOB. 415 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,031 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. OKAY. 416 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,156 POLICE! DON'T MOVE! 417 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,291 PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 418 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,963 ALL RIGHT, DROP IT. 419 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,435 IS HE THE ONLY ONE? HUH? 420 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,871 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, OFFICER. I ALWAYS WORK ALONE. 421 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,541 SEE, THAT WAY, NOBODY ELSE CAN BE BLAMED. IT'S JUST MY FAULT IF IT DOESN'T GO RIGHT. 422 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,710 SEE, SIMPLE. GET THE GUN. 423 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,780 BYE-BYE, MR. BOOGIE. 424 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,878 HELLO? 425 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,843 HELLO! WHO'S OUT THERE? 426 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,380 I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS! 427 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,750 YOU'LL SEE! 428 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,354 JOHN R. CARAVELLA, 429 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:15,025 ALSO KNOWN AS JOHNNY DUKE, JOHNNY STYLE, JOHNNY COOL AND DR. JOHNNY FEVER, 430 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,761 WAS RELEASED FROM CUSTODY AFTER QUESTIONING. 431 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:22,032 POLICE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR A NEW SUSPECT, KNOWN ONLY AS BOB BOOGIE. 432 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:25,602 A COMPOSITE DRAWING BASED ON TESTIMONY GIVEN BY THE DISC JOCKEY... 433 00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,872 IS BEING DISTRIBUTED NATIONWIDE. 434 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,409 IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, CONTACT THE CINCINNATI POLICE DEPARTMENT IMMEDIATELY. 435 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,314 ♪♪ 436 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,255 ♪♪ 437 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,333 ♪♪ 438 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,850 ♪♪ 33795

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