All language subtitles for The Day After WOODSTOCK-ENG

a dick cabbage show

with jefferson airplane and joey

mitchell

ladies and gentlemen

those at home may notice that i don't

always dress this way but

i was dressed this way today uh this is

not my own actually but they thought it

might be nice and i'll see if i can get

used to it um

a lot of the people in my audience are

very tired because they came here i

understand from woodstock right here in

the festival

people are still coming back and a lot

of them those who around the country

probably read about it went through a

lot of inconvenience up there it was

very rainy very muddy and i understand

there were even roaches and it's really

um

a lot a lot of the conditions were not

ideal was is it bethel new york is that

the name of the town

yeah i know some people up there who

were very they're sort of rural and they

were not really expecting

all the people who showed up the guru of

bethel is tennessee ernie ford so

that would give you some idea but uh

anyway we have an interesting show

tonight we have so much electricity here

the worried gentlemen standing in the

back

are from con edison in case there's an

overload

let me tell you who my guests are today

i cannot make it with this scarf

i really can't i um

there's a very small interior decorator

has the apartment next to me this is his

bed spread and he loaned it to me but we

have the jefferson airplane the great

there they are

okay

morning grace

oh uh joni mitchell another

remarkable musician

i'll tell you what why don't we go away

have a message and come back

men

nothing takes it off like noxsema

medicated

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take it off

take it all out

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nothing takes it off life

luxema medicated shade

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you run your mill with the same kind of

skill that's been passed through your

family to

you you're the kind of a man who likes

to work with his hands

beach nuts the tobacco you chew

beech nuts at tobacco and it's been that

way father and son for a long time beech

nuts smoother moisture more delicious

try it yeah peach nuts the tobacco you

chew

everybody is always trying to define

today's rock music and their phrases

like hard rock and folk rock and acid

rock and revolution rock and shlock rock

and

uh i don't know we have none of that on

the show today but we do have some

giants in the field and i would like you

to meet they're not in the field now

they were this weekend

what's happening

will you welcome

one of the greatest exports ever to come

out of san francisco the great jefferson

airplane

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we should be

together

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together

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i

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we can be

together

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all your private properties

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foreign

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are we are and we are very proud of

ourselves

up against the war

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tell them

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come on now together

get it done together

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we should be together we will be

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tear down

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oh

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look what's happening at the streets

one generation

we

volunteers

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look what's happening

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volunteers

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so

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okay

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if you don't give your man double or

seven

i will

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if your man lives for excitement give

him

double o seven

there's a double 007 gift set for every

assignment this one packs the full line

including double o seven aftershave

hairdressing and cologne that's double

oh seven for the license to kill women

when you use double 007

be kind

i bought the fresh stick just as you

told me

you're absolutely right it's neat and

quick and it goes on dry

it did make me feel cool and sweet just

as you said

i did everything you said but my boss

still hasn't asked me to lunch

unlike some deodorants fresh doesn't

guarantee you'll get ahead in business

all fresh does is keep you fresh

when you think of it that's quite a lot

you were wonderful

boys the old lady upstairs gonna be sore

we have

the lady i introduced to you earlier are

you comfortable

uh not really let's see it's the nog

it's about the naugahyde things with the

plastics

do you think that's a little precious we

actually chopped the feet off eight naga

elephant

we're like little elves sitting here i i

would like you to meet a true

musical artist and her name is joni

mitchell and she is standing to my right

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woke up it was a chelsea morning and the

first thing that i heard

was a song outside my window

and the traffic wrote the words it came

ringing off like christmas bells and

wrapping up my

oh

won't you stay we'll put on a date and

we'll wear it till the night comes

woke up it was a chelsea morning and the

first thing that i saw

was the sun through yellow curtains and

a rainbow on my wall blue red green and

gold to welcome you crimson crystal

beats

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won't you stay we'll put on the day

there's a sun show every second

now the curtain opens on a portrait of

today and the streets are paved with

passersby and pigeons fly and papers lie

waiting

it was a chelsea morning and the first

thing that i knew

there was milk and toast and honey

and a bowl of oranges too and the sun

poured in like butterscotch and stuck to

all my scents

oh

won't you stay we'll put on a date and

we'll talk in present tenses

when the curtain closes and the rainbow

runs away i will bring you incense owls

by night by candlelight by two light if

only you will stay

pretty baby won't you wake up it's a

chelsea morning

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did

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this is a song for my man and uh and a

song for the moon

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willie is my child he is my father

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i would be his lady all

my life

he says he loved to live with me

but for an ancient injury

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he stood looking through the lace at the

face on the conquered moon

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and counting all the cars up the hill

and the stars

on my windowsill

there are still more reasons why i love

him

will is my joy he's my sorrow

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now he wants to run away

and hide

he says our love cannot be real he

cannot hear the chapels feeling silver

bears

but you know it's hard to tell when

you're in the spell if it's wrong or

real but you're bound to lose if you let

the blues get you scared to feel

and i feel like i'm just being born

like a shiny light breaking in a storm

there are so

many reasons why

i love him

will he is my child he is my father

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the kool-aid kids in old japan rode

rickshaws everywhere but when the kids

sat down to eat they sure did miss their

favorite treat who made great taste

great wish we had some can't wait

a story man who heard the kids then

clapped his hands and said hi kooray

gives me very wise stand by please for

big

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japanese boy japanese girl a package

make two full quartz cost only 20 yen

just five cents with lots of ice so nice

the kool-aid kids are off again to visit

other lands be sure to join them when

they do joints i mean some cool day too

once you've tried it no can't wait

if you just tuned in i'm dick cavett and

we're sitting here in my living room

not exactly uh we have two this is the

jefferson airplane should you be so

foolish as to have just joined us and

joni mitchell and we have two people who

just happen to be passing through the

studio uh looking for a pay phone that

works in new york and uh

they are stephen stills and david crosby

of crosby stills nash and young

he did very well at the festival did it

feel good at four o'clock in the morning

or in the morning in the rain

in the morning it felt good dry 7 30 or

8. right it felt good i still have my

mud it's still fun

i wasn't there

did you go on a date

you're kidding about that

15 hours on stage we did a religious

thing it was sunday morning

yeah something uh

morning rug

i see

is it weird to work at that hour i mean

can you get anything have you ever

worked with that error

i haven't done anything with that

we won't elaborate on that how was the

uh festival in general would you

consider it a

success it was incredible yeah it was

probably the strangest things that ever

happened in the world everybody said

there was some

can i describe to you what it looked

like flying in on a helicopter man it

looked like an encampment of the

macedonian army on the greek hills

crossed with a with the biggest batch of

gypsies you ever saw

how did you get out i hear that they're

still trooping back yeah fast

it was amazing there's a busload of

people who were who thought they had

tickets to the lawrence whelp show in

this field

was the sound okay and could everybody

hear and yeah

bill hanley sound chipmunk also mr

chipmunk chip never lets you down never

man never

shows concerts where you after the tenth

row you can't hear

and the act comes out and says good

evening pass it on

what the thing that drives you the most

up the wall bad bad sound equipment bad

sound and especially bad monitor sound

because of course that's how we sing you

know you notice if you notice earlier

when grace was putting one one hand to

her ear like that that just closes one

circuit in there sort of here by

conduction and then you can sing even if

you can't hear but when you see somebody

doing that it means there's no monitor

sound that's the toughness

grace actually has a master thanks for

all your help yeah i thought it was show

courage

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what'd you do grayson in your uh off

hours at the festival get on

does anyone want to answer for her

listen jim i wish i could tell you

you've got to learn my name miss joplin

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didn't they teach you nothing at finch

he's got you in history how did i know

history history strikes back please

let's get your back this is how did you

like it

no this isn't your life but you did go

to finch you don't somehow fulfill my

image of the typical finch girl

why not i i don't know somehow there's

something looser about you and you sort

of

i only went there for a year

it takes two years

how would you be different if you'd gone

there for two years i don't know because

i didn't stay

and we'll never find out will we i hope

not

all right

you're moved

we're learning to communicate

i was going to ask you something do you

ever as a group ever get asked to

endorse a political candidate the way

actors do or certain singers

have you usually try not to

why

how many of them how many of them have

you seen that you would endorse

i'd sing for pierre trudeau yeah yeah

yeah now

i would sing

i guess everybody knows you're from

canada your work is sort of unpolitical

in general isn't it you don't

well yeah i think we'll see about love

and things that i can understand i don't

understand politics mainly because in

canada we just never do anything very

political the biggest political news

that i can remember ever there was the

choosing of the flag

and that took three years

and they chose one that none of us liked

but we're still here to the south of you

protecting your border

when you're up around uh playing

concerts and touring around the country

no do you still get

guys yelling at you get a haircut and uh

sometimes you get hey ringo did your

barber die

the marvelous witty fellows

either that or yeah hippie creeps

what do you do about that suppose you're

walking down the street we used to

collect and three guys come toward you

and they have crew cuts

how's that peace and love flowers now

what would you do

actually if you're in a menacing

situation and say hey

leave go away instantly be someplace

else as rapidly as possible get into the

center of another city yes that's the

one that's what i always do when i

menace the best thing

there's like more people up there in the

heart than there are in san francisco

did you consider that as a city man

how do you mean well i mean for instance

like about two nights ago that place up

there was the second biggest city in new

york yeah and it had no violence did the

mayor show up

i don't think it was his kind of city

yeah

but they did have a garbage problem and

he's a specialist in those

well well

your parents uh all know where you are

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i'm having that semi seriously uh

do any of you have

parents no me of course

give me time to praise fox

what do your folks do grace um what do

they do yeah you don't have to answer if

you don't want to uh mother's a

housewife father's the investment banker

is that so yeah and do they like your

profession or would they rather you'd

gone into dentistry or something more

secure

i think they like it yes

now

yeah what turned

the trick for them credit cards

yeah

same for me that's the first time you

have trouble getting credit cards no no

no they never see us

yeah what do you suppose hendrick says

asleep asleep

the other thing the story was that he

was just

zonked out as we used to say in

guadalajara now probably an accurate

description eight o'clock this morning

yeah he finished finished sometime about

ten yeah and they were ringing his phone

and knocking on his door and he didn't

answer so if you're watching the show

hendrix snap out of it

it'd be all right man it'd be all right

yeah

do you uh do you read your reviews do

you like to read analyses of your work

and

critics who try to say what it is you're

saying and all that stuff and that other

one said we sounded like a cow kicking

down a backyard fence that was one of

our favorite

how kicking down a backyard fence yeah

try not to bring too much attention to

them if we can help it do you generally

believe in astrology

he really looks like a lion doesn't he

he's a leo david he's a leo

and grace is a scorpio i'm a scorpio oh

i gotta read you this i found this thing

about scorpio you're a scorpio i i am

too a matter of fact watch out for

scorpios this is from uh um a book on

astrology uh scorpios are powerful

forthright passionate individuals who

would never carry a pocketbook which did

not harmonize with their suits

they really got mine

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i've never carried a pocket but yeah

weaknesses or scorpios have a tendency

to sex enslavement

and um

i'll just keep reading here yeah

and a liability to the overuse of

stimulants

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about me what are you i'm a scorpio

and the stimulants thing is true i i can

wig out an overdose of iced tea

let's uh stephen do you want to do

number four is there anything we left

out anybody anything anybody wants to

say

or rap about whole million things you

can't wear

at least a million anything that we can

use on the air

anything you've always wanted to say on

television that nobody ever gave you the

chance yes yes i got in my doing i got

one they just passed out in the

executive room upstairs i got one and i

don't even think it's wrong okay well

like the air that we're all breathing is

not clean right you're aware of that

right everybody is anybody looks up

consider this

the only way

to solve it seems to be to convince gm

ford chrysler 76 union shell and

standard to go out of business

which is

which is merely a setup for the punch

line which is fat chance

yeah

especially since four of them are my

sponsors

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we'll be back another season uh

please could you do a number for us you

think before it's too late number six

will i get to the end

yes before you know it

that's what i was afraid of

four and twenty years ago were coming to

this life

the son of a woman and a man who lived

in strife he was tired

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of being poor

and he worked like the devil

to be more

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a different kind of poverty

now upsets me so

night after sleepless night i walk the

floor and i want to know

why

am i so alone

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where is my woman can i bring her home

have i driven her away

is she gone

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morning comes the sunrise and i'm

driving to my bed

i see that it is empty and there's

devils in my head i embrace

mini-colored beast

i grow weary of the torment can there be

no peace

and i catch myself

just wishing

that my life would simply cease

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oh no what's wrong oh it's your coffee

again the best sergeant at the station

makes better coffee than this and really

sorry honey

but your coffee tastes terrible

mr mcgregor please help me carol what's

the matter my coffee ed says he gets

better coffee at the police station why

not try new instant folgers

instant folgers oh

i said new instant folgers carol

tastes good as fresh pert because it's

made from fresh burnt coffee then they

actually turn that fresh burnt coffee

into new instant folgers tastes good as

fresh perk because it is

fresh perfect mr mcgregor i'll try it

hey

sarge never made coffee like this new

instant folgers taste good as fresh

fruit i like it better

try new instant folgers taste good as

fresh perked because it is

i'm caroline try me

i'll take you on a trip you'll never

forget i'll bring you your lunch i'll

hang up your coat for you and let you

watch movies i'll take your little

online offline by the time i'm finished

you won't even know you've been on an

airplane cause that's exactly what will

have happened cause i work in

acme car wash as a hostess so come on

down to acme and while your car is being

washed let little caroline clean you out

too

and while you're there

how about a hot wax

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you're the jefferson airplane last time

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so

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is

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don't you want somebody to love don't

you need somebody

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oh

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is

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is

don't you want somebody

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so

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uh

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so

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so

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so

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so

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now

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so

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ah

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foreign

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you