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MARILYN MANSON'S
"GOLDEN YEARS" PLAYING
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♪ GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ GOLD ♪
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♪ WHOP WHOP WHOP ♪
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♪ DON'T LET ME HEAR
YOU SAY ♪
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♪ LIFE'S TAKING YOU
NOWHERE ♪
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♪ ANGEL ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ LOOK AT THE SKY,
LIFE'S BEGUN ♪
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♪ THE NIGHTS ARE WARM,
AND THE DAYS ARE YOUNG ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ♪
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♪ ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ♪
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♪ SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ♪
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♪ GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ GOLD ♪
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♪ WHOP WHOP WHOP ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ LAST NIGHT,
THEY LOVED YOU ♪
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♪ OPENING DOORS
AND PULLING SOME STRINGS ♪
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♪ ANGEL ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ IN WALKED LUCK,
AND YOU LOOKED IN TIME ♪
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♪ NEVER LOOK BACK ♪
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♪ WALK TALL, ACT FINE ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ♪
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♪ NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ♪
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♪ IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ GOLD ♪
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♪ WHOP WHOP WHOP ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ SOME OF THESE DAYS,
AND IT WON'T BE LONG ♪
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♪ GONNA DRIVE BACK DOWN
WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED ♪
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♪ IN THE BACK OF
A DREAM CAR, 20-FOOT LONG ♪
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♪ DON'T CRY, MY SWEET,
DON'T BREAK MY HEART ♪
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♪ DOIN' ALL RIGHT,
BUT YOU GOTTA GET SMART ♪
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♪ WISH UPON WISH
UPON DAY UPON DAY ♪
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♪ I BELIEVE, O LORD ♪
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♪ I BELIEVE
ALL THE WAY ♪
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♪ LOOK AT MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ♪
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♪ ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ♪
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♪ SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ♪
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DON'T LOSE IT.
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♪ GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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♪ COME, GET UP, MY BABY ♪
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YOUR WORK STUDY IS
IN THE HOUSING OFFICE.
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6-YEAR MEDICAL PROGRAM--
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BIOLOGY,
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--
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FULL ACADEMIC
SCHOLARSHIP?
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YEAH. I WANT TO KEEP FOCUSED
ON MY CAREER TRACK.
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OK, BUT THIS IS
A LOT OF CREDITS.
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BE SURE YOU DON'T
FALL BEHIND.
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I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
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♪ I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ♪
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♪ NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ♪
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♪ IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ♪
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Boy:
MOM, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
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DUDES.
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IT DIDN'T GO AS FAR
AS I THOUGHT.
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STOP!
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HI.
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HEY.
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[DIFFERENT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Boy:
WHY ARE YOU GOING
THROUGH MY STUFF?
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MA, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING
THE FLANNEL SHEETS ON?
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IT'S SEPTEMBER. YOU WANT
ME TO SWEAT MY ASS OFF?
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[HAMMERING]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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YOU MUST BE
ONE OF MY ROOMMATES.
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I'M JOSH.
THE SINGLE'S MINE.
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I CALLED IT.
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THAT SEEMS FAIR.
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO COOK FOR MYSELF.
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Girl:
HEY, DO YOU WANT TO SIT
ON THIS OTHER SIDE?
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OH, SORRY.
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Girl:
SO, ANYWAY...
GOD, I'M STARVING.
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Girl:
ME, TOO.
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Girl:
HE LETS YOU OUT
EARLY EVERY CLASS.
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Girl: REALLY?
MM-HMM.
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Boy:
I'M GOING TO SIGN UP FOR THAT.
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[BONG BUBBLING]
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[PERSON INHALES]
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HUH?
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HOLA.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH. HEY,
YOU MUST BE JOSH.
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LISTEN, I'M SORRY--
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[MAN INHALES]
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ARE YOU GUYS
GETTING STONED AGAIN?
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MAN! THAT IS CLASSIC!
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TAKE THESE. WE WOULD'VE
BEEN HERE SOONER,
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BUT THESE GUYS KEPT
STOPPING OFF FOR SNACKS.
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HEY, COOPER,
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YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE MUNCHIES.
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HA HA HA HA!
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WE SHOULD'VE NEVER HAVE
GOTTEN HIGH IN BOSTON!
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OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT.
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Man:
LIGHT UP ANOTHER ONE, MAN.
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OHH. YEAH. HMM.
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JOSH... WHERE DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD PUT THE BONG?
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IN THE CLOSET?
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NO. THIS IS
A SHOWCASE BONG.
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TAKE A LOOK AT IT, HUH?
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HEY, DO YOU WANT
A HIT?
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UH...NO.
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I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH.
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JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BED, ARE YOU?
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ACTUALLY, YEAH. I GOT
TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW.
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SHIT. I JUST MET
THESE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS,
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AND I TOLD THEM TO COME UP
FOR A FEW DRINKS.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
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I'LL GET RID OF THEM.
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NO, NO, IT'S OK.
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REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE
I CAN TELL THEM TO GET LOST.
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NO. IT'S COOL. I--
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LET ME PUT ON
SOME PANTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN.
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HEY, THIS IS JOSH.
THIS IS MY NEW ROOMMATE.
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JOSH, SAY HELLO, HUH?
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WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS?
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Boy:
PASS THESE OUT.
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PASS THESE OUT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
OVER THERE, GUYS. OVER THERE.
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YEAH.
THIS IS A PARTY.
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SHOW ME THE MUFF.
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PASS THOSE OUT.
THERE YOU GO.
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Boy:
ALL RIGHT.
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Boy:
WHAT THE FUCK?
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TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
HEY, BUDDY.
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YOU MUST BE KYLE.
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I'M COOPER.
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I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY...
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BUDDY.
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OK.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT.
I SEE YOU LIKE GIRLS.
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YOU MUST BE THE PRODUCT
OF AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
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CATHOLIC
ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
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CATH--HOLY MARY,
MOTHER OF GOD.
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YOU'RE SO HORNY
YOU'VE TURNED MEAN.
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YOU KEEP THAT MUSIC OFF,
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ASSHOLE,
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OR I'M GOING TO BASH
YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!
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KYLE, KYLE, KYLE.
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[LAUGHS]
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YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
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NOW, YOU GO AROUND
BASHING PEOPLE'S HEADS IN,
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GIRLS AREN'T GOING
TO THINK YOU'RE COOL.
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THEY'RE GOING TO THINK
YOU'RE A STEROID FREAK
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WITH A PIXIE DICK
AND AN ASS FOR A BRAIN.
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REALLY?
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HEH HEH.
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EVERYBODY, THIS IS KYLE.
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GIVE HIM A BEER. COME ON,
LET'S START THE MUSIC.
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LET'S GO. LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT, WHERE WERE WE?
MARTINIS, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT.
INCOMING.
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HEY. HEY, I'M PICKLE.
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I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD
USE THESE THINGS.
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OH, YOUR NAME'S
PICKLE, HUH?
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WHAT'D YOU DO, KNOCK OFF
AN APPLIANCE STORE?
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I HAD SOME STUFF
SHIPPED HERE.
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IT KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF HOME, YOU KNOW?
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THAT BLENDER
REMINDS YOU OF HOME?
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OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY.
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[LAUGHS]
MARTINIS!
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WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S A MATH AWARD.
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LOOKS LIKE A DILDO.
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HEY, ZEKE, LOOK.
IT'S A DILDO.
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Boy:
HEY, WATCH THE CORNERS.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY.
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HEY...
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HERE'S YOUR DILDO.
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THANKS.
OHH.
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SO, JOSH...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
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I DON'T KNOW.
UH...I'M FROM INDIANA,
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AND I'M IN THE 6-YEAR
MEDICAL PROGRAM.
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SO YOU, LIKE, STUDIED
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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WOW, THAT'S COOL.
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YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS WHO DID THAT.
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OH, YEAH?
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SO, LET'S GET A DRINK.
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OH, SHE'S NICE.
GOOD CHOICE. GO TALK TO HER.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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SIT IN BED UNTIL SHE GOES
HOME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?
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YEAH.
I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR.
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SO WHAT? JOSH, YOU DON'T
NEED TO GET DRESSED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL BRING HER OVER.
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NO, NO, NO.
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WHAT?
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DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOME PANTS?
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YEAH. WOULD YOU?
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AHH.
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THAT'S RACHEL GILMORE.
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SHE'S FROM NEW YORK, AND
SHE LIKES CREATIVE WRITING.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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FRESHMAN FACE BOOK.
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I'M JUST, LIKE, PTOOF!
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JACKING OFF TO THAT THING
FOR, LIKE, 3 WEEKS.
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[SNORTS]
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OH.
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THIS IS MY BROTHER'S
RITALIN.
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RITALIN'S GOOD FOR STUDYING
MATH OR SCIENCE.
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JUST DON'T TRY TO WRITE
ENGLISH PAPERS ON IT,
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BECAUSE IT WON'T MAKE
ANY SENSE. ENJOY THAT.
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THIS IS MY MOM'S
DIET PILLS--
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LOVELY FOR PULLING ALL-NIGHTERS
AND FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
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♪ MOVE ASIDE,
LET THE MAN GO THROUGH ♪
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Girl:
HEY, JENNIFER, COME HERE.
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[EXHALES]
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NICE CROSS.
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THANKS.
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ARE YOU CATHOLIC?
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YEAH. I WENT TO SACRED HEART
SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
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I LOVE YOU.
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WHY, HELLO, LADIES.
WE HAVEN'T MET.
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I'M COOPER.
THIS IS JOSH.
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HI.
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00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,458
DO YOU GUYS
GO TO DALEMAN?
240
00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,000
IT'S THEIR ROOM, LUCY.
241
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,291
YEAH?
242
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,417
I'M LUCY, AND THESE ARE
MY HOMEGIRLS.
243
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,834
RIGHT, KRISTIN?
244
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,500
ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY
WHERE YOU'RE FROM?
245
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,583
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHERE I'M FROM"?
246
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,834
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE 'HOOD.
247
00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:52,542
LUCY, WE NEED TO HAVE
A LITTLE TALK.
248
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:57,792
AHEM. WELL, TALK.
249
00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,583
UH, HEY, UM...
250
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,792
HI.
251
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,792
HI.
YOU MUST BE RACHEL.
252
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,125
YEAH, YEAH.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
253
00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,667
OH, IT'S
IN THE FACE BOOK.
254
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,041
OH, YOU MEMORIZED
THE FACE BOOK?
255
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,792
NO. MY ROOMMATE DID.
256
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,375
HE WAS
JACK--A-LACKIN'...
257
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,625
HE WAS JACK-A-LACKIN'
AROUND TO IT.
258
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,458
HE WAS WHAT?
259
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,667
UM...HEH HEH HEH.
NEVER MIND.
260
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,166
RACHEL, COME ON.
261
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,959
UH, JUST A SECOND.
I GOT TO GO. UM...
262
00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,208
SO, I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND MAYBE.
263
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:28,709
OH, YEAH. NO, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH. NO.
264
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:31,333
I MEAN, YEAH. YES.
265
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,959
I'LL SEE EACH OTHER
AROUND.
266
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,458
OK. HA HA! ALL RIGHT.
SO, BYE.
267
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,834
RACHEL.
JOSH.
268
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,208
BYE.
269
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:44,083
[SIGHS]
270
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,834
OH, YEAH,
THAT WAS SMOOTH.
271
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,333
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE US
SOME POINTERS.
272
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,083
YOU'RE THE SHIT, MAN.
273
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,417
[LAUGHS]
274
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,125
[ALARM BUZZING]
275
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,291
[ALARM STOPS]
276
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,917
COOPER?
MY ARM'S ASLEEP.
277
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,583
OW!
278
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:13,250
OHH! OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU OK?
279
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,917
HEY, JOSH.
280
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,417
HI.
281
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,250
OHH.
282
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,625
SORRY.
283
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,875
THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL
BIOLOGY, OK, PEOPLE?
284
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,917
WE WON'T BE BRINGING IN FERNS
FOR SHOW AND TELL.
285
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,917
IF YOU BRING IN CHOCOLATE,
THEN WE ARE IN BUSINESS.
286
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,458
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DO
THE REQUIRED READING,
287
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,083
OR YOU SHALL BE LOST.
288
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,750
IT IS IMPERATIVE
YOU HANG ON MY EVERY WORD,
289
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,083
OR YOU SHALL BE LOST.
290
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,583
IT IS IMPERATIVE
YOU BUY MY BOOK,
291
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,917
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--
THE IMPOSSIBLE DISCIPLINE
292
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,417
BY S.F. COLLINS,
WHO IS I,
293
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,917
OR YOU SHALL BE SO LOST,
294
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,792
YOU'LL NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN.
295
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,834
♪ AND DO IT AGAIN ♪
296
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:06,041
THIS IS THE FIRST CLASS,
ISN'T IT?
297
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,208
THIS IS AN ADVANCED
ANATOMY LAB.
298
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,583
WE WILL BE SPENDING
THE MAJORITY OF OUR TIME
299
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,583
DISSECTING
A HUMAN CADAVER.
300
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,333
SAY HELLO TO BOB.
[GASPS]
301
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,917
LET'S OPEN BOB UP,
SHALL WE?
302
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,917
YOUR JOB
AT THE HOUSING OFFICE
303
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
IS TO PROCESS HOUSING
TRANSFER REQUESTS.
304
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,917
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE.
DON'T STUDY AT WORK.
305
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,500
DON'T ANNOY ME.
THAT'S IT.
306
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,208
Cooper:
JOSH.
307
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,959
HELP.
308
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,458
I NEED WATER.
309
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,125
Cooper:
UHH. WATER.
310
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:42,000
JOSH...
311
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,792
WATER.
312
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,083
UHH.
313
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,417
SWALLOW, SWALLOW.
314
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,083
AHH.
315
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,625
SO, KIND OF A LATE NIGHT
LAST NIGHT, HUH?
316
00:13:56,709 --> 00:14:00,000
OH. PAMMY.
317
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,750
I THOUGHT I DREAMT HER.
318
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,125
ISN'T COLLEGE GREAT?
319
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:08,041
THIS CAN'T BE
THE RIGHT ANSWER.
320
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,000
THERE ARE TOO MANY
VARIABLES IN THIS EQUATION.
321
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,500
HEY, JOSH,
DO YOU HAVE IT?
322
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,834
UH...
323
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,959
YEAH. NEGATIVE 4.
324
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,375
[STUDENTS GIGGLE]
325
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,000
WELL, THAT WOULD BE
CORRECT, JOSH,
326
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,041
IF WE WERE STILL
ON BINOMIALS.
327
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,291
[LAUGHTER]
328
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,000
I GOT TO CLEAN MY BONG,
329
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,667
'CAUSE I CAN'T MIX
THE KIND WITH THE SHWAG.
330
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,208
WHERE'S MY PIPE CLEANER?
331
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,875
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M STUDYING.
332
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,917
WELL, JOSH, I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A STUDY BREAK.
333
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,333
NO, THANK YOU, REALLY.
334
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,834
OH! OH!
OH, MAN.
335
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,041
SORRY. SORRY. HERE.
336
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,333
HEY, THAT'S MY SWEATER.
337
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,500
WHAT? LOOK,
I'M PICKING IT UP.
338
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,041
OH, MAN.
339
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,625
NOW EVERYTHING SMELLS
LIKE BONG WATER.
340
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,542
HEY.
HEY.
341
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208
I'M JUST GOING TO PACK
UP SOME OF MY THINGS,
342
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE
STAYING AT KELLY'S PLACE
343
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,583
FOR A WHILE.
344
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,208
IS IT COOL IF I USE
YOUR ROOM FOR BONGING?
345
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,709
NO! IT'S NOT COOL.
346
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,333
WHILE I'M GONE, DON'T
FUCK WITH MY STUFF!
347
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,208
EASY, KILLER.
REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?
348
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,542
YEAH.
349
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,458
DON'T FUCK WITH
MY STUFF...PLEASE.
350
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,750
[LAUGHS]
351
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,208
[LOUD SCRATCHING]
352
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,875
LOOK, COOPER, COULD YOU
DO THAT SOMEPLACE ELSE?
353
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,750
LISTEN, I'M HERE ON
AN ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,
354
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,375
AND I'M SERIOUS WHEN
I SAY I GOT TO STUDY.
355
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,083
AND I CAN'T DO IT WHEN
YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME.
356
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,542
[SCRATCHES]
357
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,083
YOU KNOW WHAT?
358
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,041
I'M SERIOUS WHEN I TELL YOU
I NEED TO CLEAN MY BONG,
359
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,458
AND I CAN'T DO IT WITH YOU
CHEWING ME OUT EVERY 2 SECONDS.
360
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,583
I'M GOING
IN PICKLE'S ROOM,
361
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:50,208
IN CASE YOU WANT
TO CATCH A BEER LATER.
362
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,458
[MACHINE BEEPS]
363
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:55,875
HEY, JOSH,
HOW'S IT GOING?
364
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,291
OH, MAN, I GOT A LONG
NIGHT AHEAD OF ME.
365
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,750
HOW YOU DOING?
366
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,625
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I GOT A RASH ON MY BALLS.
367
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,000
HEY.
368
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,166
[PLAYING VIDEO GAME]
369
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,959
LOOK...I KNOW
WE'RE DIFFERENT,
370
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,291
BUT WE JUST GOT
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
371
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:15,792
THAT WE CAN
SHARE THE ROOM,
372
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,500
AND THEN I CAN STUDY,
373
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,834
AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
THE HELL IT IS THAT YOU DO.
374
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,125
RIGHT. YEAH.
375
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,750
I MEAN, THAT'S COOL.
376
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,333
Cooper:
OHH. OHH.
377
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,625
OH, REALLY?
378
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,917
MMM. TAKE THIS OFF.
379
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,166
MMM. MMM, MMM.
380
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,500
OH, YEAH.
TAKE THIS OFF.
381
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,333
TAKE IT OFF.
I WANT TO TAKE YOURS OFF.
382
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:39,625
TAKE IT OFF.
383
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,083
YOU TAKE YOURS OFF
UNDER THE SHEETS.
384
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,333
OH, YES.
385
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,000
OH!
386
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,834
BE GENTLE.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
387
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,166
PULL ON MY LOBES
WHEN YOU DO THAT.
388
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,417
OH, YOU HAVE
GREAT INSTINCTS.
389
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,291
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
390
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:52,500
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR ROOMMATE?
391
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,792
OH, DON'T WORRY.
392
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,500
HE LIKES TO WATCH.
OH.
393
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,125
WELL, JOSH, SO NICE
OF YOU TO JOIN US.
394
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,166
I'M SORRY. I...
395
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,792
M--
396
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,250
SORRY.
397
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,542
NO, MOM,
THE WORK IS FINE.
398
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:26,834
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS,
399
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,375
BECAUSE MIDTERMS
ARE IN 3 WEEKS.
400
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,667
Mom:
UH-HUH.
401
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,917
BUT, YEAH,
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
402
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,208
ARE YOU SURE, HONEY?
403
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,834
YEAH. REALLY. SUPER.
404
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,041
CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?
405
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,333
HELLO?
406
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,709
Cooper:
JOSH, IT'S ME.
407
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,417
LISTEN, I'M HEADING OVER
TO THE LUCKY PEACH,
408
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,875
AND THERE'S 3 GIRLS
WAITING FOR ME,
409
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,875
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF
ANY GIRLIE THINGS TO SAY,
410
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,542
SO I NEED SOME BACKUP.
411
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,333
DON'T SAY NO.
412
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,208
NO, COOPER.
413
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,000
IF I WAS SOME BORING
OLD PROFESSOR,
414
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,208
YOU WOULDN'T SAY NO.
415
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,834
OUT.
YOU'RE A PAWN, JOSH.
416
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,041
STICK IT TO THE MAN.
417
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,583
THE REVOLUTION
WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
418
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,041
BYE.
419
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,041
HI, MOM?
YEAH, THAT WAS COOPER,
420
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,333
AND HE SAID THAT
HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIM
421
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,917
AT THE LIBRARY,
422
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,417
SO...
423
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,625
I'LL TALK TO YOU
LATER, OK?
424
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:07,959
Mom:
ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.
425
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,417
OK. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
426
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,834
BYE.
427
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,291
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
FOR A SECOND.
428
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,875
ONE DRINK.
ONE DRINK.
429
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,709
THEN I GOT TO GET BACK.
THEN YOU GOT TO GET BACK.
430
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,000
OK.
431
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,750
NOW, TRY TO BE
CHARMING, JOSH.
432
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,917
AND DON'T TALK ABOUT
STUDYING,
433
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,792
BECAUSE, BELIEVE ME,
IT'S A TURNOFF.
434
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,083
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
435
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,917
YEP. THIS IS A BAR.
COOPER, I GOT TO GO.
436
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,458
NO, NO, NO,
I SHOULD BE HEADED BACK.
437
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,125
HEY, JOSH. HEY.
HEY.
438
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,417
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
439
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,917
WE'VE BEEN GETTING DRUNK
WITHOUT YOU.
440
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,208
COME ON.
441
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,500
YOU WERE RIGHT.
WE REALLY SHOULD HEAD BACK.
442
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,834
NO. I CHANGED MY MIND.
443
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,792
HEY, COOPER!
444
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,959
COOPER...
445
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,250
WE FINISHED THE PITCHER.
446
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,500
WE NEED MORE BEER.
447
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,291
SO, HOW'S
EVERYTHING GOING?
448
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,500
WHAT, WITH ME?
449
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,333
MM-HMM.
OH, AWESOME.
450
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,625
YEAH. YEAH.
451
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,125
IF I DIDN'T HAVE
ALL THIS HELLISH WORK
452
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:25,083
EVERY FRIGGIN' SECOND--
I SHOULD BE HOME.
453
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,291
NO. I KNOW, I KNOW.
454
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,667
I SHOULD BE HOME
WORKING ON MY STORY
455
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,959
FOR MY WRITING CLASS, SO...
456
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,834
HERE YOU GO.
UH-HUH.
457
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:35,959
ARE YOU ONE OF THEM
DALEMAN KIDS?
458
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,500
NO, NO. I'M A TOWNIE.
459
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,500
YEAH, I WORK AT THE
REFINERY, FACTORY, MILL.
460
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,041
WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR SHIRT?
461
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,959
WHAT?
462
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,250
LET'S SEE AN I.D.
463
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,750
THERE YOU GO.
464
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,000
IT'S A BULLSHIT I.D.
465
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,875
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
466
00:19:55,959 --> 00:20:00,375
THIS IS NOT MY REAL I.D.
THIS IS MY REAL ONE.
467
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,834
"DR. MOHAMMED RASHID"?
468
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:06,542
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
THIS ONE?
469
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,834
NAH. NO, NO.
470
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,041
THIS ONE? THIS ONE?
471
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,750
JUST TAKE YOUR BEER.
TAKE YOUR BEER.
472
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,250
IT'S FOR THE GUYS
AT THE MILL.
473
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,667
YEAH.
474
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,834
SO, WHAT'S
YOUR STORY ABOUT?
475
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,709
IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL,
AND SHE'S FROM NEW YORK,
476
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,375
KIND OF LIKE ME,
477
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,208
AND SHE HAS A CRUSH ON THIS GUY
WHO GOES TO HER SCHOOL.
478
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,875
HE'S KIND OF BUMBLING,
KIND OF SHY, BUT, UM...
479
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,375
SHE CAN TELL THERE'S
A LOT MORE GOING ON...
480
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,709
UP HERE. HA HA. HA.
481
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,166
HE'S FROM INDIANA.
482
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,083
REALLY?
I'M FROM INDIANA.
483
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,041
OK.
484
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,709
UH, ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT.
LET ME START OVER.
485
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,000
[KRISTIN CLEARS THROAT]
486
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,917
SHUT UP.
487
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,208
THERE'S A GIRL
WHO LIKES A GUY.
488
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:50,625
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
489
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,875
♪ WHOA ♪
490
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:59,709
♪ COME DOWN,
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER ♪
491
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,959
♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN ♪
492
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,959
Josh: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
Cooper: WHAT?
493
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,083
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO A SINGLE
CLASS SINCE YOU GOT HERE.
494
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,875
COME ON, JOSH,
WHO CARES?
495
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:12,959
I GET IT.
496
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,083
YOU'RE
A MILLIONAIRE.
497
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:19,417
YOU PROBABLY GOT A FAMILY
BUSINESS TO GO INTO.
498
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,875
YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD
DOES FOR A LIVING?
499
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,125
HE CLEANS TOILETS.
500
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,417
COME ON.
501
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,917
AH, HE OWNS THIS MAJOR
TOILET-CLEANING COMPANY.
502
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,083
IT'S BIG.
IT'S HUGE, ACTUALLY.
503
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:35,125
AND HE IS AN INCREDIBLE...
ASSHOLE.
504
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,959
[LAUGHS]
505
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:42,000
I LIKE TO CALL HIM FLUSHLES,
THE TOILET-CLEANING CLOWN.
506
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,583
HEH HEH HEH.
HE LOVES THAT.
507
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,959
YOU THINK I'M GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE
508
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,000
CLEANING TOILETS?
509
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,333
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
510
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:52,000
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
511
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,458
EVERYONE'S SO OBSESSED
WITH THE FUTURE. WHO CARES?
512
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,125
WE SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUT NOW,
513
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,959
AND RIGHT NOW
WE SHOULD BE HAVING FUN.
514
00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:00,083
WELL, FUN IS
A DEAD END, COOPER.
515
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,959
I MEAN, THE GUYS WHO HAD
FUN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
516
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,291
ARE WORKING
IN BOWLING ALLEYS
517
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,000
AND DRINKING PAINT
THINNER ON THE WEEKENDS.
518
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,125
I GOT TO STAY ON TRACK.
519
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,291
OK, JOSH,
BUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT,
520
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:14,125
BECAUSE COLLEGE IS
OUR LAST CHANCE TO GO CRAZY.
521
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,000
[VOMITING]
522
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,500
[COUGHING]
523
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,875
Cooper:
YES!
524
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,792
SHE SHOOTS!
SHE SCORES!
525
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,625
DOES ANYONE HAVE
A BREATH MINT?
526
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,000
Rachel:
HEY.
527
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,291
Kristin:
HEY, GUYS.
528
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,834
SO, UM,
I'M GONNA WALK BACK.
529
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,458
UM, DO YOU WANNA
WALK WITH ME?
530
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,667
YEAH.
YEAH?
531
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,875
OF COURSE.
GREAT.
532
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,041
BYE.
533
00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:50,041
HA. THAT WAS FUN.
534
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,792
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
YOU KNOW...YOU KNOW.
535
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,875
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
THAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU SO ♪
536
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,875
WELL...GOOD NIGHT.
537
00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:01,333
♪ I ONLY KNOW I NEVER
WANNA LET YOU GO ♪
538
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,750
IT'S THIS WAY.
539
00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:05,208
♪ 'CAUSE YOU
STARTED SOMETHING ♪
540
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,834
♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
541
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:10,333
♪ THAT EVER SINCE WE MET
YOU'VE HAD A HOLD ON ME ♪
542
00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:12,417
IT'S THIS WAY.
543
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,917
♪ IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE ♪
544
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,250
THIS IS
A REALLY NICE ROOM.
545
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,834
♪ I ONLY WANNA
BE WITH YOU ♪
546
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:20,041
I PROBABLY SHOULD, UH--
547
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,458
JOSH.
548
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:28,000
♪ NO MATTER,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪
549
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,208
Rachel:
IT'S THIS WAY.
550
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:32,792
♪ I ONLY WANNA
BE WITH YOU ♪
551
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,208
OH, GOOD MORNING.
552
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,709
HI, JOSH.
553
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,750
2, 3...
554
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:43,250
4, 5...
555
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,875
YOUNG MAN. WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
556
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,959
DO YOU KNOW I WAS UP
ALL NIGHT WORRIED SICK?
557
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,417
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
558
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,083
I LOVE COLLEGE.
559
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:54,417
I LOVE EVERYTHING
ABOUT IT.
560
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,792
THE PEOPLE...
561
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,917
THE FREEDOM...
562
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,792
THIS ROOM...
563
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,583
THIS CHAIR.
564
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:05,291
LOOK AT THIS CHAIR.
565
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,250
YOU HAD SEX LAST NIGHT,
DIDN'T YOU?
566
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,083
THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.
567
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,750
YEAH.
568
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,542
IT WAS SO EASY, COOPER.
569
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,750
I DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING...
570
00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:17,458
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
571
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,667
IT WAS JUST LIKE...
TIME FOR SEX.
572
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,333
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX NOW.
573
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,125
PREPARE FOR SEX.
574
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,417
AND THEN WE SPENT
ALL NIGHT TALKING.
575
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,542
JESUS. YOU EVEN
TALKED, TOO?
576
00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:35,291
SHE SAYS I HAVE
SOULFUL EYES.
577
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,291
OH, YEAH,
YOU REALLY DO.
578
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,667
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
579
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,792
SPENDING ALL MY TIME
IN THE LIBRARY.
580
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,041
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
581
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,041
[BOTH LAUGH]
582
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,792
♪ COVER MYSELF
BENEATH MY QUIFF ♪
583
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:58,917
♪ MY POWER'S RUN OUT
AND SO HAS MY GIFT ♪
584
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,792
♪ AT TIMES LIKE THIS
I'M AT A LOSS ♪
585
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,792
♪ DRIFTING IN DREAMS
SO FORTUITOUS ♪
586
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,458
♪ I USED TO CARE A LOT ♪
587
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:12,166
♪ NOW THE WORLD SPINS
BEFORE ME ♪
588
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,625
♪ THESE DAYS,
CONSISTENT SLEEP ♪
589
00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:17,959
♪ AND DAYTIME TV ♪
590
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,917
♪ I'M ONLY SLEEPING ♪
591
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:37,917
♪ I'M ONLY SLEEPING ♪
592
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,333
♪ DON'T WAKE ME,
DON'T WAKE ME ♪
593
00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:43,792
♪ I'M ONLY SLEEPING ♪
594
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:47,250
♪ DON'T CALL ME,
DON'T WAKE ME ♪
595
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,875
♪ I'M ONLY SLEEPING ♪
596
00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,208
PAPERS, JOSH.
597
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,208
[PROFESSOR'S VOICE]
WHERE ARE THE PAPERS?
598
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:55,000
THE PAPERS, JOSH!
599
00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:58,000
HUH?
PAPERS? THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
600
00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,250
PAPERS?
601
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,875
PAPERS. THANK YOU.
602
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:04,333
PAPERS? THANK YOU.
603
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,542
PAPERS?
604
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,291
THANK YOU.
605
00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:11,709
PAPERS, MISTER.
WAIT JUST--
606
00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:12,917
THANK YOU!
607
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,250
OH.
608
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,083
HEY, HEY.
609
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,000
THERE YOU ARE.
610
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,166
WOW.
WHY THE FUNKY FACE?
611
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:24,667
WHY? BECAUSE I'M SURE I BOMBED
MY MIDTERMS, THAT'S WHY.
612
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,709
OH, WELL, AT LEAST YOU
SHOWED UP FOR THEM.
613
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:29,250
I BET YOU THEY GIVE YOU
POINTS FOR THAT.
614
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,917
YOU. YOU.
615
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,125
WHAT?
616
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,083
YOU NEED TO
STAY AWAY FROM ME.
617
00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:35,750
YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTING ME
ALL SEMESTER,
618
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,083
AND NOW I'M FUCKED.
619
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,291
JOSH, IS THIS
ABOUT BAD GRADES?
620
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:42,792
BAD GRADES
ARE MEANINGLESS.
621
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:46,041
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE
PARKING TICKETS.
622
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,917
I MEAN,
THEY MEAN NOTHING.
623
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,750
JUST LAUGH,
BECAUSE THEY'RE SILLY.
624
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,375
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SILLY
LITTLE NOTHINGS.
625
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,375
I NEVER FAILED ANYTHING
IN MY LIFE.
626
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,917
STOP RIGHT THERE.
627
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,750
I THINK YOU'RE TURNING
INTO A REALLY GREAT GUY.
628
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:03,625
AND SO WHAT IF YOUR
ASTROLOGY PROFESSOR
629
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,250
DOESN'T LIKE YOU?
BIG SHIT.
630
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,667
I DON'T TAKE ASTROLOGY.
631
00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:11,291
BIOLOGY, WHATEVER.
632
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,250
STAY AWAY FROM ME, OK?
633
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,041
I GOT WORK TO DO.
634
00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,542
[BOTTLES CLATTERING]
635
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,917
[CLEARS THROAT]
636
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,625
[WHISTLES]
637
00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:30,875
[WHISTLES]
638
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,417
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]
639
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:39,875
HEY!
640
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,583
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
641
00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:55,166
I CAN HEAR MY HEARTBEAT
THROUGH MY PENIS.
642
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,083
GET THAT OUT
OF YOUR PANTS!
643
00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,333
SO, UH, JOSH, UH,
644
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,875
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAD DOWN
TO THE OKTOBERFEST, HUH?
645
00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:05,500
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
646
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,875
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEBODY
WANTS TO PARTY.
647
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,166
POP.
648
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,542
COME HERE.
649
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,333
OH, I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
650
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:18,291
WHAT? AM I LEAVING?
EXCUSE US!
651
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,667
DAD.
652
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:20,959
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
653
00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:23,000
IT'S ME...
HI.
654
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:26,375
FLUSHLES, THE TOILET
CLEANING CLOWN! HA HA!
655
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,208
YOU GETTING
AN EDUCATION, HUH, COOP?
656
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,667
YOU GETTING
MY MONEY'S WORTH?
657
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,417
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT THE DEAN TELLS ME?
658
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,166
HE TELLS ME THAT YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE CLASS
659
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,542
IN 2 MONTHS!
660
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,417
I DON'T THINK THIS COUNTS
AS BONDING, DAD.
661
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,750
IT'S OVER, COOPER.
662
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,375
I KEEP BUYING YOUR WAY
INTO THESE SCHOOLS,
663
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:41,709
AND YOU KEEP
SCREWING UP.
664
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,375
IF YOU DON'T PASS
ALL OF YOUR CLASSES,
665
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,750
YOU'RE COMING HOME
WITH ME,
666
00:28:44,834 --> 00:28:46,166
AND YOU'RE GONNA
WORK WITH ME,
667
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,709
BUT NOT IN THE OFFICE.
668
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,542
IN THE FIELD.
669
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:53,667
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL
THE REALLY DISGUSTING JOBS.
670
00:29:00,834 --> 00:29:02,083
HMM.
671
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,917
COOPER. COME ON,
TALK TO ME.
672
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,250
WHAT, JOSH?
673
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:12,375
HE'S SERIOUS THIS TIME,
ALL RIGHT? YOU HEARD HIM.
674
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,709
HE'S GONNA PULL ME
OUT OF SCHOOL.
675
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,417
AND NOW I'VE GOT TO
PASS ALL MY CLASSES.
676
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,250
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHICH ONES I'M TAKING.
677
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,458
THIS IS GONNA
DRIVE ME TO DRINK.
678
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:19,917
NO, COOPER.
679
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,417
NO MORE DRINKS,
NO MORE BONG HITS.
680
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,291
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
681
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:25,709
WHAT, VALIUM?
682
00:29:25,792 --> 00:29:28,583
NO. STUDYING.
683
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:29,875
YOU NEED TO STUDY.
684
00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:32,041
WHAT? YOU'RE INSANE.
685
00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,583
WHAT? IT'LL BE FUN.
686
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:35,125
WE'LL READ
OUR BOOKS TOGETHER.
687
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,250
WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT
WE GO TO OUR CLASSES.
688
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,750
WE'LL QUIZ EACH OTHER.
WE'LL BE STUDY BUDDIES.
689
00:29:39,834 --> 00:29:42,291
NO. I DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S NOT ME.
690
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,917
WELL, I THINK IT'S
TIME FOR A CHANGE.
691
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,583
HEY, YOU GUYS ROOMMATES?
692
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:49,208
YEAH.
YEAH.
693
00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:51,709
YOU OUGHT TO TALK
TO HENRY OVER THERE.
694
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,083
HE WENT TO DALEMAN.
695
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,333
Cooper:
THAT GUY WENT TO DALEMAN?
696
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,792
YEAH. HE'S GOT
A REAL GOOD STORY FOR YOU.
697
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:02,959
Henry:
YOU SEE, I HAD A ROOMMATE.
698
00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,750
POOR PRICK.
KILLED HIMSELF.
699
00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:07,834
YEAH, OH, YEAH.
I FOUND THE BODY.
700
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:11,417
HE SLIT HIS WRISTS.
HE SWALLOWED SOME PILLS.
701
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,834
HE PUT A BAG OVER HIS HEAD,
702
00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:14,959
AND HE JUMPED
FROM THE BRIDGE.
703
00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:16,792
IT WAS A MESS.
704
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,250
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
705
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:21,959
Drunk:
SOME PEOPLE EAT BUGS. UGH!
706
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,458
RIGHT.
707
00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,667
SO WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH GETTING STRAIGHT As?
708
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,959
EVERYTHING. YOU SEE,
709
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:33,000
DALEMAN HAS ALWAYS HAD
A PROBLEM WITH SUICIDE.
710
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,917
Barman:
YOU SEE...
711
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,041
IT SEEMS
YOU COLLEGE KIDS,
712
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,291
YOU HAVE A REAL KNACK
FOR GOING WACKO.
713
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:46,000
THEY HAVE A RULE THAT IF
YOUR ROOMMATE KILLS HIMSELF,
714
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,625
YOU GET STRAIGHT As.
YEAH, THEY DO.
715
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,834
IT'S LIKE
A CONSOLATION PRIZE.
716
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:55,041
YEAH, IT RELIEVES
TENSION OR SOMETHING.
717
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:59,709
MY INTESTINES ARE
OVER 2 MILES LONG.
718
00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:01,875
IS THAT TRUE?
Drunk: YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
719
00:31:01,959 --> 00:31:03,166
NO, NO, NO.
THE RULES.
720
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:05,208
MMM. YES.
YES.
721
00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:07,875
OH, OK, WELL, YEAH,
THAT MAKES SENSE.
722
00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:10,166
YOU CAN'T BE
EXPECTED TO STUDY
723
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,625
IF YOU'RE GRIEVING
FOR YOUR DEAD ROOMMATE.
724
00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:16,834
I KNOW I COULDN'T STUDY
IF YOU DIED.
725
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,083
YOU CAN'T STUDY NOW.
726
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,208
SO THESE RULES, THEY GOT THEM
WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE?
727
00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:22,667
PROBABLY THE LIBRARY.
728
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,709
THE LIBRARY, JOSH.
729
00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:26,083
YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS,
DON'T YOU?
730
00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:27,792
TAKE ME TO THE LIBRARY.
731
00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:31,875
THIS MUST BE
A GREAT COLLEGE
732
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,166
TO HAVE
ALL THESE BOOKS.
733
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,917
SHH.
734
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,875
[WHISPERING]
How are we gonna find
that charter?
735
00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:39,333
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
OUR WAY OUT OF HERE?
736
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,041
WILL YOU GROW UP?
737
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:42,542
[SIGHS]
738
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:43,792
HERE IT IS.
739
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,125
OH, YOU...
YOU FOUND IT.
740
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,875
WOW. THE COLLEGE CHARTER.
741
00:31:51,959 --> 00:31:54,041
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND STUDY, SO HAVE FUN.
742
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,875
WAIT A MINUTE.
AREN'T YOU EVEN CURIOUS?
743
00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:59,041
NO.
IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS.
744
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,583
DON'T LEAVE ME
DOWN HERE ALONE.
745
00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:04,083
LIBRARIES
GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
746
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,959
"EACH STUDENT WHO..."
747
00:32:07,041 --> 00:32:08,250
HMM...
748
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:09,875
WHAT THE...
749
00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:11,875
HOLY SHIT!
750
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:14,959
HOLY SHIT!
J--LISTEN.
751
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,917
UH, "A STUDENT
FOUND TO HAVE DIED
752
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,709
"AS A RESULT OF HIS OWN
WILLFUL ACT WILL...
753
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:22,250
"ANY OTHER STUDENT RESIDING
IN THE SAME HOUSING UNIT
754
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:24,542
"OF SAID STUDENTS
SHALL BE REWARDED GRADES
755
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:25,792
"OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
756
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,750
REGARDLESS
OF ACADEMIC STANDING."
757
00:32:27,834 --> 00:32:29,583
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?
IS THIS IT?
758
00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:33,041
THAT'S IT.
OH, HO HO.
759
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,417
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
760
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,458
WELL, WE'VE GOT
TO COPY THIS.
761
00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:37,750
FOR PROOF.
762
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,709
Cooper:
JOSH! OH, HEY, JOSH!
763
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,750
Person: SHH!
Boy: SHUT UP!
764
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,083
JOSH, WHERE YOU GOING?
765
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:45,000
LOOK, JOSH, I FINISHED.
I FINISHED COPYING.
766
00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:46,291
IT WASN'T REALLY
THAT HARD.
767
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,583
Person:
SHH!
768
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:48,959
WOW. LOOK AT ALL
THESE PEOPLE.
769
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:50,417
SHH!
770
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,041
[WHISPERING]
Right.
771
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,542
[SIGHS]
772
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:02,792
I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF,
773
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:04,291
IN CASE THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WONDERING.
774
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,417
COME ON.
BE A SPORT.
775
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,917
I MEAN, YOU'RE FUCKED ANYWAY.
AT LEAST THIS WAY,
776
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,834
ONE OF US
COMES OUT ON TOP.
777
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:13,083
THEN YOU KILL YOURSELF.
778
00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:14,500
NO, I CAN'T SEE THAT
WORKING.
779
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:15,834
LOOK, JUST FORGET IT.
780
00:33:15,917 --> 00:33:17,917
JOSH, PLEASE. ALL I'M
ASKING YOU TO DO--
781
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,125
I'M DONE HELPING YOU.
782
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,625
People:
SHH! QUIET!
783
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:23,125
JOSH, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT KYLE?
784
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,333
WHO'S KYLE?
785
00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:26,125
KYLE, OUR OTHER ROOMMATE.
786
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,667
THE ONE FROM
THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
787
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:30,166
HE COULD KILL HIMSELF.
IT'S PERFECT.
788
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,041
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT MURDER, COOPER?
789
00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:34,000
'CAUSE IF YOU ARE,
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
790
00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:35,875
NO, I AM NOT
TALKING ABOUT MURDER.
791
00:33:35,959 --> 00:33:37,166
WELL, I DON'T
WANT TO BE PART
792
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,834
OF YOUR STUPID PLAN,
SO JUST DROP IT.
793
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,125
IT'S SIMPLE.
794
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,166
NO, I MEAN IT.
JUST SHUT THE SHIT UP.
795
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,458
YEAH, BUT ALL YOU--
796
00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:45,000
AW. HO HO HO.
797
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:48,667
SUICIDAL IMPULSES
COME FROM FEELING POWERLESS
798
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,834
OVER ONE'S PROBLEMS.
799
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,000
SO WHEN SOMEONE
CALLS DALEMAN'S HOTLINE,
800
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:57,834
WE MAKE SURE THAT THE CALLER
FEELS IN CONTROL OF THE--
801
00:33:57,917 --> 00:34:00,625
YOUNG MAN, WOULD YOU
PLEASE TAKE A SEAT?
802
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,583
NOW, THE CALLER
SHOULD BE TOLD
803
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,875
THAT SUICIDE
IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
804
00:34:07,959 --> 00:34:09,709
SAY THERE'S SOMEONE
REALLY DEPRESSED--
805
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,875
COULD YOU RAISE YOUR HAND?
806
00:34:11,959 --> 00:34:15,041
WELL, YEAH. OK.
807
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,542
SAY THERE'S SOMEONE
REALLY DEPRESSED,
808
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,375
BUT HE MIGHT NOT
ACTUALLY KILL HIMSELF.
809
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:21,709
WHY DON'T I ANSWER QUESTIONS
AFTER THE SESSION?
810
00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:23,500
WHAT WOULD PUSH HIM
OVER THE EDGE?
811
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,333
SEND HIM RUNNING
FOR THE RAZORS?
812
00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:26,583
ANYTHING
COME TO MIND?
813
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:28,458
WHAT?
814
00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,208
OH, HI, JOSH.
COME ON IN.
815
00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,667
I GOT A NOTE.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
816
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,208
I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK UP ON YOU,
817
00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,875
MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ABOVE WATER.
818
00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:40,000
WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL
I DID ON MY MIDTERMS.
819
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,667
I WAS DISTRACTED,
820
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,208
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING
BUT STUDY FROM HERE ON OUT.
821
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,417
JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE
TO KEEP A "B" PLUS AVERAGE
822
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,250
TO KEEP YOUR SCHOLARSHIP.
823
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,458
WHAT?
824
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,250
YOU MUST KEEP
A "B" PLUS AVERAGE,
825
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,917
OR THEY'LL REVOKE
YOUR SCHOLARSHIP.
826
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,375
NO, NOT MY SCHOLARSHIP.
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T DO THAT.
827
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,792
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I NEED THAT SCHOLARSHIP.
828
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:03,792
JOSH, THERE'S NO REASON
TO GET SO WORKED UP.
829
00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:06,750
I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF
YOU FAILED YOUR MIDTERMS.
830
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,333
HI, HONEY.
831
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:12,375
WHAT?
832
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:20,417
WELL, THANK YOU, SHIRLEY.
YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
833
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,792
YES, I'LL LET YOU KNOW
834
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,709
IF THE DOCTOR
NEEDS THOSE FILES.
835
00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:25,542
ALL RIGHT.
TELL ME, WHAT--
836
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,250
HEY!
837
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,125
THAT WAS RUDE.
838
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:32,959
WOW, JOSH.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
839
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,959
WHY SHOULD I LOOK GOOD?
840
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:37,125
THESE ARE
MY MIDTERM SCORES.
841
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,792
AND THESE ARE THE SCORES
842
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,750
THAT I WOULD NEED
TO GET ON MY FINALS
843
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,458
IN ORDER TO KEEP
MY SCHOLARSHIP.
844
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:45,834
AND THERE'S NO MATHEMATICAL WAY
THAT I CAN GET THESE SCORES.
845
00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:49,125
I WOULD NEED
4 "A" PLUS PLUS PLUSES.
846
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,417
I'M DOOMED!
847
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,458
WHAT'S THIS DOING HERE?
848
00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:53,750
WELL, SEE, I--
849
00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:56,792
COOPER, WHEN I GOT HERE,
I WAS ON A TRACK.
850
00:35:56,875 --> 00:36:00,625
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
A TRACK IS? CHALK.
851
00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:04,792
A TRACK IS A BEAUTIFUL,
WONDERFUL THING.
852
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:06,625
IT'S A GOAL.
IT'S A TRACK.
853
00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:10,792
IT'S ALWAYS MOVING FORWARD
ON A TRACK.
854
00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:14,333
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TRACK.
855
00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:16,959
I HAVE NOTHING.
I'M DEAD.
856
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:19,166
YOU'RE LOOKIN'
AT A DEAD MAN.
857
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:22,709
WELL, THEN YOU'RE IN!
858
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:24,333
I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT.
859
00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:25,709
GREAT?
860
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,125
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING--
COOPER!
861
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:29,458
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
862
00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:30,834
YOU TAKE THE CAKE!
863
00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:34,041
COOPER! DO YOU KNOW
THAT COOPER? UHH!
864
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,333
OHH! OHH.
865
00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,834
YOU'RE OK.
YOU'RE OK, HUH?
866
00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:42,000
HUH? JUST SHAKE IT OFF.
867
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,291
UHH.
868
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,834
NOW, WE HAVE A WAY OUT,
869
00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:46,375
AND IT'S THE BEST
LOOPHOLE EVER,
870
00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:48,500
AND IT'S GONNA SAVE
BOTH OF OUR ASSES,
871
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,000
SO JUST MELLOW.
872
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,375
HERE, PUT THIS ON YOUR NOSE.
AH, COOPER.
873
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:55,875
NO. MY WHOLE VISION
IS RIGHT HERE...
874
00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:57,166
ON THIS BLACKBOARD.
875
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,875
IN WHAT LANGUAGE?
876
00:36:58,959 --> 00:37:01,917
WELL, MY PENMANSHIP'S
KIND OF GONE TO SHIT,
877
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,208
BUT BASICALLY,
HERE IS MR. Z.
878
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,583
WHO'S MR. Z?
879
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:09,500
MR. Z IS THE MOST
SUICIDAL GUY ON CAMPUS.
880
00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:11,375
MR. Z IS THE GUY
WHO'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF
881
00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:12,709
WHETHER HE LIVES
WITH US OR NOT,
882
00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:14,333
SO I FIGURE, HE MIGHT
AS WELL LIVE WITH US
883
00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:15,709
SO HIS DEATH
WON'T BE IN VAIN.
884
00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:17,667
NOW, WE FIND HIM AT
THE MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC,
885
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,709
HE MOVES IN,
HE KILLS HIMSELF,
886
00:37:19,792 --> 00:37:21,917
AND HERE'S YOU KEEPING
YOUR SCHOLARSHIP,
887
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,041
AND HERE'S ME SAYING,
"FLUSH OFF, FLUSHLES."
888
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,709
HA HA HA HA.
889
00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:28,667
LOOK, I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH
WITHOUT YOU MIND-FUCKING ME.
890
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:32,041
NO, JOSH. I AM NOT
MIND-FUCKING YOU, OK?
891
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:35,375
I AM SO DEAD SERIOUS.
I AM, LIKE, IN THE ZONE.
892
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,792
COME ON, JOSH!
OH, JOSH.
893
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,500
OH, JOSH.
894
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,250
OK, THE BOTTOM LINE IS
895
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,917
YOU WORK IN
THE HOUSING OFFICE.
896
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,417
I NEED YOU. I CAN'T
DO IT WITHOUT YOU,
897
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,709
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE IT A GO.
898
00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:49,250
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
TO LOSE?
899
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,083
FORGET IT, COOPER. YOUR BRAIN
IS PERMANENTLY FRIED.
900
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,959
YOU NEED HELP. I WOULD
NEVER IN A BAJILLION YEARS
901
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:57,959
FOLLOW YOU ON SOME IDIOTIC
WILD-GOOSE CHASE! NEVER!
902
00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,583
SAY NO MORE.
I UNDERSTAND, OK?
903
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:01,917
OH, BY THE WAY,
904
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,208
THERE'S A MESSAGE
FOR YOU ON THE MACHINE.
905
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,500
I THINK IT'S YOUR MOM.
906
00:38:07,625 --> 00:38:09,375
[BEEP]
907
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:10,917
HI, JOSHIE, IT'S MOM.
908
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,208
YOU SOUNDED SO WORRIED
WHEN I TALKED TO YOU.
909
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,792
LISTEN, HONEY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
910
00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:17,625
I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU'LL
DO WELL IN COLLEGE.
911
00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:20,792
YOU ALWAYS SURPASS
MY EXPECTATIONS.
912
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:24,959
AND I EXPECT TO SEE
STRAIGHT As. OK? BYE.
913
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,458
WHO IS MR. Z AGAIN?
914
00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:29,458
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
915
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:31,333
THERE'S ONE.
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
916
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,625
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.
917
00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:35,417
OH, COME TO DADDY.
918
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,291
OH, I GOTCHA. I GOTCHA.
DADDY'S GOTCHA.
919
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:40,959
JOSH, YOU'RE NOT
SAYING ANYTHING.
920
00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:42,166
YAY. YIPPEE.
921
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,458
COME ON,
THIS IS GONNA BE EASY.
922
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:45,000
ONCE WE FIND OUT
WHO THESE GUYS ARE,
923
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,917
WE'LL STEAL THEIR FILES,
AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT
924
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,667
WHICH ONE'S THE MOST
SUICIDAL OF THEM ALL.
925
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:52,917
OH, YEAH. THIS GUY
LOOKS REALLY DEPRESSED.
926
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,959
YEAH.
THIS GUY LOOKS TROUBLED.
927
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,875
COOPER?
JOSH, IS THAT YOU?
928
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,959
HOO!
929
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,000
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?
930
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:05,667
CAN WE HAVE SOME
PRIVACY, PLEASE?
931
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,458
YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
932
00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:08,667
YEAH.
933
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,792
OH.
934
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,625
WOW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
935
00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:15,625
COOPER, THEY PROBABLY THINK
THAT WE'RE MAKING OUT BACK HERE.
936
00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:18,041
I KNOW. THEY'RE TOTALLY
IN THE DARK.
937
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:29,834
Josh:
OOH!
938
00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:31,166
Cooper:
JOSH!
939
00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:32,583
Josh:
WHERE WE GOING?
940
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:43,750
Josh:
THIS IS INSANITY.
941
00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,500
WE'RE GONNA GET
KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL
942
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,875
BEFORE
WE EVER FLUNK OUT.
943
00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:48,667
HOW WE GONNA FIGURE OUT
WHO'S REALLY NUTSO
944
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,417
AND WHO'S JUST
HAVING A BAD WEEK?
945
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,792
HERE, TAKE THIS ROPE,
HOOK ME UP.
946
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,417
NOW, REMEMBER,
YOUR CODE NAME IS DINAH.
947
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,417
WHAT'S YOURS?
PANTHER.
948
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,000
WHY DO YOU
GET TO BE PANTHER?
949
00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:04,792
HUH?
950
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:07,458
JIMMY.
951
00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:12,709
OHH. UHH! AAH!
952
00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,333
OH, PLEASE.
953
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:16,375
UHH! UHH!
954
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,834
A LITTLE HELP HERE.
955
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,125
YEAH, SURE.
956
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:24,083
NOW, I'M GONNA
WRAP THIS ROPE
957
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,834
AROUND THIS PIPE
FOR LEVERAGE.
958
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:34,917
I'M RISKING MY LIFE FOR YOU.
REMEMBER THAT.
959
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,417
I'M LOWERING YOU
12 FEET INTO AN OFFICE.
960
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,458
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WE NEED ROPE.
961
00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,875
OK, KEEP IT SLOW.
962
00:40:45,959 --> 00:40:47,750
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
963
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,583
KEEP IT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
964
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:52,125
OK, YOU'RE DOING GOOD,
DINAH.
965
00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:53,959
SLOW AND STEADY, DINAH.
966
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,250
Josh:
YEAH.
967
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,625
SLOW AND STEADY.
968
00:40:57,709 --> 00:41:00,875
DINAH!
SLOW AND STEADY!
969
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:06,166
THAT'S GOOD, DINAH.
SLOW AND STEADY.
970
00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:09,166
WHOA! SLOW! DINAH!
971
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,041
SLOW!
972
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,375
I'M IN.
973
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:30,500
ENTERING NORTH
CORRIDOR. OVER.
974
00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,000
BE CAREFUL.
975
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,291
DINAH, I HAVE REACHED
THE FILE ROOM.
976
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,792
I'M NOT DINAH ANYMORE.
I'M COBRA.
977
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,083
WHATEVER.
978
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:49,542
JESUS CHRIST!
I'M LOST!
979
00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,333
I NEED DIRECTIONS.
WHERE DO I GO?
980
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:53,875
I'M ON IT, I'M ON IT.
ALL RIGHT. HERE IT IS.
981
00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:55,959
GO RIGHT. NO, NO, NO.
982
00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:59,834
GO LEFT INTO THE MIDDLE AISLE
PAST THE NUMBERED SECTION.
983
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,792
DINAH, I THINK I SEE IT.
984
00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:08,667
DINAH, I FOUND IT,
I FOUND THE FILE CABINET.
985
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,625
UHH! IT'S LOCKED.
I'LL USE MY JIMMY.
986
00:42:10,709 --> 00:42:12,166
UHH! WHERE'S MY JIMMY?
987
00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,333
I GOT YOUR JIMMY
RIGHT HERE.
988
00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:16,166
I NEED MY JIMMY.
989
00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,041
NO, JIMMY.
REPEAT, NO JIMMY.
990
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,834
UHH! OHH!
991
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,208
COME ON!
992
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:27,709
OHH! GOT IT!
993
00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:29,667
[DISPATCH RADIO]
994
00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:39,583
Josh:
HOLY MOLEY!
995
00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:42,542
ABORT. ABORT.
996
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,875
DINAH, REPEAT.
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
997
00:42:44,959 --> 00:42:48,792
THE SECURITY GUARDS ARE HERE.
YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
998
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,125
OH, SHIT!
999
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:54,917
HEY, YOU!
1000
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,834
[WHIMPERS]
1001
00:42:56,917 --> 00:42:59,083
HOLD IT!
1002
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:03,417
OHH! AAH!
1003
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,250
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
WHERE DO I GO?
1004
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,709
SOUTH HALLWAY!
GET OUT OF THERE!
1005
00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:10,500
DINAH, SAVE YOURSELF!
1006
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,375
WHOA! UHH!
1007
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,834
WHOA! UHH!
1008
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,458
I'M OUT.
1009
00:43:23,542 --> 00:43:26,583
[DISTANT SIREN]
1010
00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:28,792
OH, YES!
YES! YES!
1011
00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:31,417
WE WERE SO VAN DAMME!
COME ON, SAY IT WITH ME.
1012
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,625
VAN DAMME!
1013
00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:33,917
Both:
VAN DAMME!
1014
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,917
VAN DAMME!
VAN DAMME!
1015
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,375
ALL RIGHT,
NOW IT'S PATHETIC.
1016
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:40,208
ONE OF THESE GUYS
IS OUR LUCKY MR. Z.
1017
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:41,500
LET'S GET BUSY.
1018
00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,500
[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1019
00:43:58,166 --> 00:44:00,291
WE'RE REALLY
DOING THIS, COOPER.
1020
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:03,208
I KNOW.
WE'RE SO MOTIVATED.
1021
00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:08,500
HELLO.
1022
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,959
PROFESSOR DURKHEIM?
1023
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:12,917
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
HI. I'M JOSH MILLER.
1024
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
COME IN, COME IN.
SIT DOWN.
1025
00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,750
ARE YOU ONE
OF MY STUDENTS?
1026
00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:19,667
NO, NO. I, UH, I WAS
JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
1027
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,959
I THOUGHT I'D POP IN.
1028
00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:24,750
NOBODY JUST POPS INTO
THE PSYCH DEPARTMENT.
1029
00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:26,583
NO, THEY DON'T.
1030
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:29,083
YOU SEEM NERVOUS,
MR. MILLER.
1031
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,917
NERVOUS? ME?
1032
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,041
NO. JUST HAD A QUESTION.
1033
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:39,375
UM, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT THIS.
1034
00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,834
IF, UM, SOMEBODY
WAS REALLY DEPRESSED
1035
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:44,375
AND CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE...
1036
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,667
IS THIS
A PERSONAL QUESTION?
1037
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,834
OH, NO. NO, NO.
1038
00:44:48,917 --> 00:44:51,291
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
1039
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:52,792
HMM.
1040
00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:57,709
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF, JOSH?
1041
00:44:57,792 --> 00:44:59,792
WHERE YOU FROM?
1042
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,333
Rachel:
HEY, JOSH.
1043
00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:04,000
HEY, STRANGER,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1044
00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:06,166
I THOUGHT YOU DIED
OR SOMETHING.
1045
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:09,041
DIED? NO, NO, NO.
NOBODY DIED.
1046
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,333
OH, GOOD, GOOD.
1047
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,750
UM, SO, HERE IT IS.
1048
00:45:12,834 --> 00:45:14,375
WHAT IS IT?
1049
00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:16,333
IT'S MY SHORT STORY.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO READ IT
1050
00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,166
WHEN I WAS DONE,
AND I'M DONE, SO...
1051
00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:19,417
OH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
1052
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,875
HEY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO HAVE
1053
00:45:20,959 --> 00:45:23,166
A SHORTER SHORT STORY,
WOULD YOU?
1054
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:25,709
JOSH! HEY, JOSH!
1055
00:45:25,792 --> 00:45:27,000
WHAT?
1056
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,583
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME
DECISIONS RIGHT NOW.
1057
00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:30,166
HEY, RACHEL.
1058
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,208
HEY, COOPER.
IN A MINUTE.
1059
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:35,667
NO, RIGHT NOW.
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE.
1060
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:38,709
I GOT TO GO, BUT
I WANT TO SEE YOU.
1061
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:40,667
YOU KNOW,
I THINK ABOUT YOU...
1062
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:42,375
ALL THE TIME.
1063
00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:45,500
WELL, WE'LL HANG OUT SOMETIME.
WILL YOU CALL ME?
1064
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:47,208
OH, YEAH.
OK.
1065
00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:49,875
JOSH!
1066
00:45:49,959 --> 00:45:52,542
I'LL SEE YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
1067
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:56,083
WOULD YOU HURRY UP?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1068
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,250
LOOK, I BORROWED THESE
BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY.
1069
00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:00,417
THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU
DO THAT. HERE.
1070
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,291
WHAT DID
YOUR PROFESSOR SAY?
1071
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:05,542
OH. NOT MUCH.
HE THINKS I'M SUICIDAL.
1072
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,041
WE HAVE TO CHOOSE
OUR MR. Z RIGHT NOW,
1073
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,291
AND THIS GUY--
HE IS IT, MAN.
1074
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,583
CLIFF O'MALLEY.
1075
00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,083
LOOK AT THOSE
CLOSE-SET EYES,
1076
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,417
AND THAT'S DROOL.
THAT IS DEFINITELY DROOL.
1077
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,417
I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKE THESE GUYS.
1078
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,792
LISTEN TO THIS.
1079
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,750
"PATIENT HAS
AN INTENSE DEATH WISH.
1080
00:46:19,834 --> 00:46:23,083
SET BED ON FIRE, RECKLESS,
ALCOHOLIC, PSYCHOTIC."
1081
00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:25,250
HE'S PERFECT.
HE'S--HE'S--
1082
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:26,583
HE'S YOU.
1083
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:27,917
YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME
1084
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,959
WHEN WE FIND HIS
DEAD BODY IN OUR ROOM.
1085
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:32,750
HE'S KIND OF SPOOKY,
COOPER.
1086
00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:35,125
HA HA. I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT SPOOKY IS.
1087
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:38,083
SPOOKY IS NO MORE COLLEGE.
THAT'S SPOOKY.
1088
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,750
COMPARED TO THAT,
THAT GUY'S MR. BUNNY FOO FOO.
1089
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:45,500
KAPPA OMEGA RULES, BABY!
1090
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:48,166
HEY, JEFF,
WHO AM I, BUDDY?
1091
00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:50,125
I'M YOUR SISTER! HA!
1092
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,166
LOOK OUT!
1093
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:54,792
OWW!
1094
00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:57,291
OK, THIS IS IT, GUYS.
1095
00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:59,458
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
1096
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:02,291
OHH! OHH! OHH!
1097
00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:05,083
WHOO HOO!
1098
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:06,417
[LOUD HARD ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING]
1099
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,000
WHOO!
1100
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,959
HEY, JEFF, GET A LOAD
OF THIS, BUDDY!
1101
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:14,417
KAPPA OMEGA!
1102
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,417
HEY, BOYS!
1103
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,166
YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1104
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,458
JOSH, WE HAVE
3 WEEKS TILL FINALS.
1105
00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:23,500
HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE.
1106
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:25,333
AND HE WANTS TO DIE.
1107
00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:27,792
WHY CAN'T HE DIE IN OUR ROOM
WITH HIS NEW BEST FRIENDS?
1108
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:29,166
Cliff:
AAH!
1109
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,709
HELP! HELP!
1110
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:35,834
Cliff:
OWW! OH, MY GOD!
1111
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:37,291
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
1112
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,500
CLIFF?
1113
00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:40,291
CLIFF O'MALLEY?
1114
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:44,166
Cliff:
HELP ME! LOOK OUT BELOW!
1115
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:45,500
[GIRL SCREAMS]
1116
00:47:45,583 --> 00:47:46,792
HEY, CLIFF!
1117
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,333
WHAT, DID YOU GET HIT, MAN?
1118
00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:50,834
CHILL OUT,
IT'S JUST WATER.
1119
00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:54,792
NO, WE JUST CAME HERE
TO TALK TO YOU.
1120
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:58,750
AH...GOOD.
1121
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:02,166
I'M SICK OF THE GODDAMN
WHINERS AT THIS SCHOOL.
1122
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,041
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1123
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,709
SIT.
1124
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,375
MY GOD, I'M LIVING
IN A FRAT HOUSE,
1125
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:10,000
AND THESE FUCKERS
WANNA KICK ME OUT
1126
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,000
FOR NOT
OBSERVING QUIET HOURS?
1127
00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:14,542
WELL, THEY CAN JUST
SUCK MY QUIET COCK!
1128
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,542
YOU KNOW, CLIFF,
WE LIKE TO PARTY.
1129
00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:19,875
I MEAN, WE PARTY ALL
THE TIME, RIGHT, JOSH?
1130
00:48:19,959 --> 00:48:22,041
YEAH, YEAH.
WE PARTY HARD.
1131
00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:25,834
REALLY? I GOT SOME BEERS.
LET'S DRINK 'EM, HUH?
1132
00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:30,375
HEY.
1133
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,792
THAT ONE'S NOT BEER.
1134
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,250
[BELCHES]
1135
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,917
QUICK, MAN,
KICK ME IN THE JUNK.
1136
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,750
COME ON, MAN,
KICK ME IN THE JUNK!
1137
00:48:46,834 --> 00:48:52,750
GOD...DAMN,
THAT'S A RUSH! OHH!
1138
00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:55,875
♪ MY NAME IS CLIFF,
BROTHER OF JOE ♪
1139
00:48:55,959 --> 00:48:59,125
♪ I GOT ME SOME CRACK,
I WANT ME SOME HOS! ♪
1140
00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:01,542
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH ♪
1141
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:02,917
YEAH.
1142
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,625
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH! ♪
1143
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:06,917
Both:
YEAH.
1144
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,083
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH! ♪
1145
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:12,083
I GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE.
NO. SIT DOWN, JOSH.
1146
00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:14,542
DID YOU SAY THEY'RE TRYING
TO KICK YOU OUT OF HERE?
1147
00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:17,917
BECAUSE ACTUALLY WE HAVE
AN OPEN ROOM WHERE WE LIVE.
1148
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,250
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT TO SEE RACHEL.
1149
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:23,917
HEY! YOU GUYS
EVER GET HORNY?
1150
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,917
WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
1151
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,792
'CAUSE I DO, MAN.
I GET THESE URGES SOMETIMES.
1152
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:31,959
I GOTTA HUMP THIS LAMP!
1153
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:34,333
I GOTTA SCREW THIS COUCH!
1154
00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,458
UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH!
1155
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,125
UHH!
1156
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:42,959
HEY! YOU GUYS KNOW ANY CHICKS
WHO LIKE TO PARTY?
1157
00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:44,834
JOSH DOES.
HE'S HEADING OVER
1158
00:49:44,917 --> 00:49:46,959
TO A CHICK'S ROOM
RIGHT NOW.
1159
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:48,625
WHY DON'T WE ALL GO?
1160
00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:50,208
[FLAPPING TONGUE]
1161
00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:56,083
YO, PARKER!
YOUR ASS IS GRASS, MAN.
1162
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,291
HEY, KRAUSS,
YOU WANNA PARTY, HUH?
1163
00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:00,500
SAY HELLO
TO MY NEW BUDDIES, BOYS!
1164
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:03,709
HEY, ANY OF YOU WOMEN
WANNA PARTY OR WHAT?
1165
00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:08,750
[SNORTING]
1166
00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:14,041
OHH. AHH.
1167
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,834
[COUGHS]
1168
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:18,000
Which one of these
chicks is for me?
1169
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,667
WHAT?
1170
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,041
Which one of these
chicks is for me?
1171
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,542
Oh. I don't know.
1172
00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:25,166
Cliff, actually,
I think they're all lesbians.
1173
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,750
LESBIANS!
1174
00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:32,333
YOU GUYS
ARE FUCKING COOL, MAN.
1175
00:50:32,417 --> 00:50:34,917
HEY, LESBOS,
HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
1176
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,667
UH...
1177
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,083
NICE ROOM.
1178
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,125
WOW.
1179
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,834
WHICH ONE OF YOU
PAINTED THIS PICTURE?
1180
00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:51,667
I--I DID?
1181
00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:55,166
OHH. IT'S SO SMOOTH.
1182
00:50:57,166 --> 00:51:00,917
HEY. WHO WANTS
TO DO A BONG HIT?
1183
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,959
HOW ABOUT...
1184
00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,875
YOU!
1185
00:51:05,959 --> 00:51:08,166
[GASPS]
1186
00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,000
[FLAPPING
TONGUE]
1187
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:12,709
HERE, I'LL LIGHT IT.
1188
00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,709
THAT'S OK.
I SAID I'LL LIGHT IT!
1189
00:51:14,792 --> 00:51:16,875
OK.
I'M A GENTLEMAN.
1190
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:20,709
FIRE! FIRE!
1191
00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:22,000
AAH!
AAH!
1192
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,417
OOH! OOH!
WHOA!
1193
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,750
Rachel: OH, MY GOD,
SHE'S ON FIRE!
1194
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:28,250
HEY! LOOK OUT OF THE WAY!
I GOT IT!
1195
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,750
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
1196
00:51:29,834 --> 00:51:31,875
NO! NO!
1197
00:51:31,959 --> 00:51:34,417
GET OFF ME!
GET OFF ME!
1198
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,750
SHE'S BURNING!
1199
00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:39,291
GODDAMN IT!
1200
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,250
[GROANS]
1201
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:42,583
UH...
1202
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,458
I GUESS A BLOW JOB'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
1203
00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:46,959
[CHUCKLES]
1204
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:49,083
THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF HANGING OUT?
1205
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,625
WHERE DID YOU
FIND THIS GUY?
1206
00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:52,208
WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
1207
00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:55,750
HA. NO. JOSH, HE SET
LUCY'S HAIR ON FIRE.
1208
00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,375
HE'S PSYCHOTIC.
1209
00:51:57,458 --> 00:52:00,750
WELL, HE'S
AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
1210
00:52:00,834 --> 00:52:03,750
HEY, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1211
00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:07,000
I COULD JUST...
ON THIS...
1212
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:15,083
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT.
1213
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,583
'CAUSE WHENEVER
I'M ON FIRE,
1214
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:19,625
I REMEMBER TO STOP,
DROP, AND ROLL.
1215
00:52:19,709 --> 00:52:23,125
YOU DON'T JUST STAND THERE
SCREAMING LIKE SOME CHICK!
1216
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:27,000
YEAH. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
1217
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:30,417
I THINK I REALLY SCREWED UP
IN THERE WITH RACHEL.
1218
00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:35,250
HEY, SCREW THOSE CHICKS, MAN.
1219
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,500
YOU KNOW WHAT
WE OUGHT TO DO?
1220
00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:38,417
WE OUGHT TO GO INTO TOWN
1221
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,166
AND GET US
A COUPLE OF HOOKERS, HUH?
1222
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:42,083
I KNOW JUST THE HOOKER, TOO.
HER NAME'S CARL.
1223
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:44,166
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
1224
00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:47,417
I'M DRIVING. LET'S GO.
1225
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,125
COME ON!
1226
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,208
Cliff:
WHOO HOO!
1227
00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:54,166
GOING TO FIND CARL,
GOING TO FIND CARL.
1228
00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,792
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING.
1229
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:57,667
MY LICENSE WAS REVOKED.
1230
00:52:57,750 --> 00:53:00,166
REALLY?
FOR WHAT?
1231
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:02,709
ATTEMPTED
VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER.
1232
00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:04,125
THAT'S GOOD.
1233
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,333
WHATEVER THE FUCK
THAT MEANS.
1234
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:09,166
WHOO!
1235
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:12,792
[HORN HONKS]
WHOO HOO!
1236
00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,375
I LOVE THAT!
1237
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:17,041
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD GAME
OF CHICKEN, BOYS!
1238
00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:18,458
HA HA.
1239
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,625
WHOO!
1240
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,625
WHOO!
WHY ARE WE STOPPED?
1241
00:53:28,709 --> 00:53:30,291
YEAH, WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
1242
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:38,709
JOSH, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO ASK THE OFFICER
1243
00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,875
WHERE I-95 IS?
1244
00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,834
Cooper:
JOSH.
1245
00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:44,750
YEAH, SURE.
1246
00:53:44,834 --> 00:53:47,750
EXCUSE ME, SIR?
1247
00:53:47,834 --> 00:53:49,834
WE WERE JUST WONDERING
IF YOU COULD INFORM US--
1248
00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,875
HEY.
DO I SMELL A PIG?
1249
00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:54,750
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, PIG!
1250
00:53:54,834 --> 00:53:57,208
Cooper: THAT'S ENOUGH.
HEY, LITTLE PIGGIES!
1251
00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:59,208
Cooper:
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
1252
00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:01,208
ALL RIGHT, PIGGIES!
1253
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:05,166
Josh:
OHH! NO! NO!
1254
00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:06,875
Cooper:
AAH!
1255
00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:09,542
HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN
A HIGH-SPEED CHASE BEFORE?
1256
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:11,750
IT'S INTENSE!
1257
00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:13,333
[SIREN]
1258
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,625
BRING IT ON, BACON!
1259
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,041
OH, CLIFF!
1260
00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:19,375
WAIT! I GOT
A DAMN GOOD IDEA.
1261
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:20,917
[OPENS GLOVE COMPARTMENT]
1262
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,709
THEY HATE IT
WHEN YOU DO THIS.
1263
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,458
Cooper:
THAT'S A GUN. THAT'S A GUN!
1264
00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:25,750
THAT'S A GUN!
1265
00:54:25,834 --> 00:54:27,750
OWW!
1266
00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:30,083
COME ON, COPPER!
1267
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:32,625
HEY, GUYS, I THINK
WE'RE LOSING THEM!
1268
00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:34,041
[GUNFIRE]
1269
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,417
HEY, GUYS!
1270
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,875
Cliff:
YOU GODDAMN PUSSIES!
1271
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,083
OOH!
OHH!
1272
00:54:47,709 --> 00:54:49,291
[MOANS]
1273
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:52,917
YOU OK?
1274
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,959
[BOTH LAUGH]
1275
00:54:56,041 --> 00:54:59,208
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I LISTEN TO YOU.
1276
00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,000
WHAT?
1277
00:55:02,083 --> 00:55:03,625
Josh:
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
1278
00:55:03,709 --> 00:55:05,417
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
1279
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:08,875
WE'LL JUST HITCHHIKE
OUR WAY BACK TO CAMPUS.
1280
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,875
JOSH, STICK OUT YOUR THUMB,
OR THEY WON'T SEE YOU.
1281
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:22,458
GOT THE PUCK.
1282
00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:23,959
COME ON, COME ON.
1283
00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,917
YEAH!
HIT ME! HIT ME!
1284
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,667
I'M OPEN!
1285
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:30,750
YEAH!
OH.
1286
00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:34,125
FELLAS,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1287
00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,291
HOW'S IT GOING?
ALL RIGHT.
1288
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,709
I THINK THEY'RE HAVING
A LITTLE LOVERS QUARREL.
1289
00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,166
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1290
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,333
WE SAW THEM MAKING OUT
IN THE BUSHES THE OTHER DAY.
1291
00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:45,834
BULLSHIT.
1292
00:55:45,917 --> 00:55:47,208
Josh:
LOOK, NEITHER OF US
1293
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:48,834
HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THIS BEFORE,
1294
00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:50,291
SO IF WE'RE GONNA
GO THROUGH WITH IT,
1295
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:51,500
I WANT US TO BE SAFE!
1296
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:52,875
Cooper:
WELL, FINE.
1297
00:55:52,959 --> 00:55:54,667
I JUST THOUGHT YOU AND I
WERE TIGHT BACK THERE.
1298
00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:56,125
JUST DON'T EVER
PULL OUT ON ME AGAIN.
1299
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,709
I PULLED OUT BECAUSE
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
1300
00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,000
WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
1301
00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,291
I'M TAKING OVER
FROM HERE.
1302
00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:02,375
YOU KNOW, JOSH,
YOU ARE SO ANAL!
1303
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:10,834
HERE'S OUR MAN.
BUCKLEY SCHRANK.
1304
00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:13,000
HE'S PARANOID, DELUSIONAL,
SUICIDAL URGES,
1305
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:14,959
ATTEMPTED TO GIVE HIMSELF
A LOBOTOMY.
1306
00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:16,500
YEAH, BUT--
1307
00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:19,542
NO, DON'T BUT ME.
HE'S MY GUY. HE'S GREAT.
1308
00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:23,083
WE'VE GOT 2 WEEKS TO MOVE HIM
IN AND PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE.
1309
00:56:23,166 --> 00:56:25,750
LET'S AT LEAST
CHECK HIM OUT FIRST.
1310
00:56:25,834 --> 00:56:28,041
FINE.
1311
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:30,125
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
1312
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,709
YAAH!
1313
00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:40,041
HEY, MAN. WHAT
ARE YOU WORKING ON?
1314
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,542
NOTHING. STUFF. WHY?
1315
00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:43,750
LOOKS INTERESTING.
1316
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:45,041
IT'S NOT.
1317
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,667
YOU LIKE
COMPUTERS?
1318
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,375
NO. UH, MAYBE. WHY?
1319
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:52,041
YOU A COMPUTER
SCIENCE MAJOR?
1320
00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:54,417
NO. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1321
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,041
WHO ARE YOU?
1322
00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:57,834
JOSH.
COOPER.
1323
00:56:57,917 --> 00:56:59,333
GOING...
TO LUNCH.
1324
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:02,250
I GOT A CLASS.
1325
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:04,625
COMING THROUGH.
EXCUSE ME. BYE-BYE.
1326
00:57:04,709 --> 00:57:07,542
HA HA! TAKE CARE.
TIME IS MONEY.
1327
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,542
I'M A BUSY BEAVER.
VERY BUSY BEAVER.
1328
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:13,083
AAH!
1329
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:15,583
ALL RIGHT. OK.
1330
00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:18,458
STAND BACK. STAND BACK.
1331
00:57:18,542 --> 00:57:21,583
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
1332
00:57:21,667 --> 00:57:23,542
Buckley:
MOVE IT!
1333
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:26,000
Girl:
HI, GUYS.
1334
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:41,083
[SIGHS]
1335
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,500
THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD A CLASS.
1336
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:44,083
NO, IT'S JUST--
1337
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:46,333
Cooper:
YOU LIED TO US.
1338
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:50,166
WATCH OUT!
WATCH OUT!
1339
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,834
PEOPLE ON THIS CAMPUS
ARE TRYING TO KILL ME.
1340
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,125
WHAT?
1341
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,625
MY COUSIN VIRGIL
IS MAKING BOMBS--
1342
00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:56,166
ARE YOU FINISHED?
1343
00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,166
NO. NO.
NO, I'M NOT.
1344
00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:00,125
NO, THANK YOU. NO!
1345
00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:02,500
BRING IT ON!
1346
00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:05,333
IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
1347
00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:07,959
WHAT'S IN HERE,
STRYCHNINE?
1348
00:58:08,041 --> 00:58:09,750
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
1349
00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,625
MY THERAPIST
SAYS I'M PARANOID.
1350
00:58:11,709 --> 00:58:13,250
I--I GOT PROOF.
1351
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:16,625
HE'S BEEN CO-OPTED.
1352
00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:20,458
THE SOIL IS NOT CLEAN,
AND DON'T THINK I'M WRONG.
1353
00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:21,959
HEADS UP! HEADS UP!
LOOK OUT!
1354
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:23,792
DIRTY SOIL!
DIRTY! DIRTY!
1355
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,333
MY GUY.
1356
00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:27,208
MY GUY. YEP.
1357
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,834
WE'RE GONNA
MOVE HIM IN TODAY.
1358
00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:30,875
♪ THERE'S PEOPLE
WHO'LL GET AWAY ♪
1359
00:58:30,959 --> 00:58:34,000
♪ WITH WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO ♪
1360
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:37,125
♪ BUT I SEE WE MIGHT NOT
HAVE YOUR LUCK ♪
1361
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:40,792
♪ ALL RIGHT, OH, BABY,
WE'RE WALKIN' ♪
1362
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:43,000
♪ I'M WALKIN' IN THE DARK,
SO MAYBE WE'RE GUESSING ♪
1363
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:46,875
♪ BETWEEN THE LINES,
TRY AND UNDERSTAND ♪
1364
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:50,125
♪ GIVE ME SOME REPLY ♪
1365
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,792
♪ GIVE ME SOME REPLY ♪
1366
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:53,083
HEY!
1367
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,000
WHO IS IT?
1368
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:03,458
IT'S COOPER.
1369
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,875
REMEMBER ME?
1370
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,375
YEAH. I'M BUSY,
SO GO AWAY.
1371
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:10,375
LET ME IN
BEFORE THEY SEE ME.
1372
00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:12,041
BEFORE WHO SEES YOU?
1373
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,166
I THINK I'M
BEING FOLLOWED.
1374
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,458
YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED.
1375
00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:20,166
OH, GOD. COME ON!
1376
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,709
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU IN SOME TROUBLE?
1377
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:24,208
LISTEN, KURT COBAIN
DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF.
1378
00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,834
YOU UNDERSTAND?
HE'S NOT EVEN DEAD.
1379
00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:29,000
HE AND VINCE FOSTER ARE
LIVING NEAR MOUNT ST. HELENS.
1380
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,709
YOU'RE KIDDING.
WHY?
1381
00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:33,917
IT'S NOT THEIR IDEA. THEY'RE
BEING BLACKMAILED INTO IT.
1382
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,166
BUT THE MAN RESPONSIBLE
IS SO RICH,
1383
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,417
SO POWERFUL,
HE'LL STOP AT NOTHING
1384
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,875
TO MAKE SURE THIS
STAYS SUPPRESSED.
1385
00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:43,166
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!
1386
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,333
BILL GATES.
1387
00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:47,417
BILL GATES? WHAT DOES
HE WANT FROM YOU?
1388
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,709
MY BRAIN. HE'S ALREADY
GOT HALF OF IT.
1389
00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:51,417
I FELL ASLEEP
AT NEWARK AIRPORT,
1390
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,417
AND NOW I'M THIS CLOSE
TO TAKING MY OWN LIFE
1391
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,917
SO I CAN STOP
THE APOCALYPSE.
1392
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,125
WELL, SURE, YEAH.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME.
1393
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,125
YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
1394
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:02,959
WE HAVE AN EMPTY ROOM
IN OUR DORM.
1395
01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:04,917
THEY'LL NEVER
FIND YOU IN THERE.
1396
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,208
OH, GOD.
THANKS, BROTHER.
1397
01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:09,750
SURE, BROTHER.
1398
01:00:09,834 --> 01:00:11,542
[SNIFFS]
1399
01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,375
I THINK THEY MAY BE
SPRAYING THIS BUILDING
1400
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,917
WITH CHEMICALS.
1401
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,291
[SNIFF SNIFF]
1402
01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:18,375
NEUTRINO BEAMS.
1403
01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:21,333
THEY'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT
MY BRAIN CELLS MAGNETICALLY.
1404
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,917
AAH! AAH!
1405
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,125
Rachel:
EXCUSE ME, SIR? COULD YOU--
1406
01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:33,458
JOSH, IS THAT YOU?
1407
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,041
OH!
1408
01:00:37,542 --> 01:00:39,208
UH, EXCUSE ME!
LOOK OUT!
1409
01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:44,166
OK...
1410
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:46,458
Josh:
WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
1411
01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:48,125
WE'LL BE RIGHT IN HERE.
1412
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:51,250
AND LATER, YOU MAY EVEN
WANT TO TRY THE CHAIR.
1413
01:00:55,834 --> 01:00:57,125
I KNEW MY GUY
WAS GONNA WORK.
1414
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:58,333
WAS I RIGHT?
1415
01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,125
I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU.
HE'S GOOD.
1416
01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:03,125
OF COURSE HE'S GOOD.
HE'S THE BEST. HE'S MY GUY.
1417
01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:04,917
I LOVE MY GUY.
1418
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,792
THIS IS TURNING OUT
PRETTY GOOD.
1419
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:08,959
NOT THAT YOU
PICKED A BAD GUY.
1420
01:01:09,041 --> 01:01:11,166
HE JUST TURNED OUT TO BE
A COMPLETE MANIAC.
1421
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,834
TALK ABOUT
MISSING LINKS.
1422
01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:16,041
PROBABLY SCIENTISTS OUT
LOOKING FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
1423
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:18,291
DUDES!
AAH!
1424
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:22,166
GUYS, YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT.
THE COPS ARE AFTER ME.
1425
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:25,166
I MEAN, I WAS
JUST OUT DRIVING ALONG,
1426
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:28,500
THEY PULLED ME OVER,
I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS...
1427
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:31,125
I NEED A PLACE TO CRASH.
1428
01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:35,291
HEY...
1429
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:38,417
THIS ROOM'S DECENT.
1430
01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:43,500
YEAH! THIS IS
GONNA BE SWEET!
1431
01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:45,917
UNH!
1432
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:50,959
HEY...A MATH AWARD.
1433
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,709
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE SMART
1434
01:01:53,792 --> 01:01:55,375
WHEN YOU BAILED
OUT OF THE CAR.
1435
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:57,750
I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP,
BUT JOSH, HE WAS--
1436
01:01:57,834 --> 01:01:59,583
HEY!
1437
01:01:59,667 --> 01:02:02,208
LOOK. I TOOK
A BULLET WOUND FOR YOU.
1438
01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:05,417
.38 AT CLOSE RANGE, HUH?
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
1439
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,709
UH, IT'S A LITTLE RED.
1440
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,000
[LAUGHS]
1441
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,667
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1442
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,208
THE COPS!
1443
01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,834
SHH!
1444
01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:15,041
[WHISPERING]
I'm not here.
1445
01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:16,875
COME ON.
AAH!
1446
01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:18,250
OH, I'M SORRY.
1447
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:20,375
SHH. WHAT?
1448
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,041
HEY, CAN I USE
THE BATHROOM?
1449
01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:24,041
IN A MINUTE.
YOW! THANKS.
1450
01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:25,375
CLIFF, GOTTA HIDE.
1451
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:27,375
YEAH. IN THE CLOSET!
1452
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:28,667
CLOSET?
1453
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,875
DOOR!
OH!
1454
01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:32,291
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1455
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,125
WOW. BIG CLOSET.
1456
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:45,208
JOSH! COOPER!
1457
01:02:45,291 --> 01:02:47,083
GUYS!
1458
01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:48,625
HEY!
1459
01:02:48,709 --> 01:02:52,250
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
NO!
1460
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,125
CLIFF.
ZEKE!
1461
01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,083
ZEKE!
CLIFF O'MALLEY.
1462
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,542
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
1463
01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:58,917
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DEAD!
1464
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,917
NO. THIS CLOSE, THOUGH.
1465
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,750
[STAMMERING]
HOW YOU BEEN?
1466
01:03:02,834 --> 01:03:05,417
GOOD. GOT SHOT.
1467
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,375
OH, GOD!
WAIT!
1468
01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:10,083
YOU EVER GET HORNY?
1469
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:11,625
[STAMMERING]
1470
01:03:11,709 --> 01:03:14,417
GREAT! I KNOW THIS CHICK
NAMED CARLA,
1471
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:17,333
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
YOU WANT TO MEET HER?
1472
01:03:17,417 --> 01:03:18,917
COME ON!
1473
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,250
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS CHICK,
I SWEAR TO GOD!
1474
01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:23,500
YOU LIKE TO DRINK?
1475
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:26,250
YOUR GUY. MY GUY.
1476
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:28,166
YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
1477
01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:32,166
[KNOCKS]
HEY, THERE.
1478
01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:34,333
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1479
01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:38,834
LISTEN, COOPER TOLD ME ABOUT
THE WHOLE CONSPIRACY THING.
1480
01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:41,917
OH, FART!
NOW YOU'RE IN DANGER.
1481
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
YOU KNOW, WHEN
I GET STRESSED OUT,
1482
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:46,709
I CALL
THE SUICIDE HOT LINE.
1483
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,375
[RING]
1484
01:03:58,041 --> 01:04:00,333
SUICIDE HOT LINE.
1485
01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:03,709
HI. UM, I THINK I'M
HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.
1486
01:04:03,792 --> 01:04:05,500
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?
1487
01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:08,166
YOU SEE, IT'S
HARD TO EXPLAIN,
1488
01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,792
BUT I'M VERY FRIGHTENED.
1489
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:12,458
YOU...SHOULD BE.
1490
01:04:12,542 --> 01:04:14,208
WHO IS THIS?
1491
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:15,959
IT'S ME, BUCKLEY.
BILL.
1492
01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:18,000
YEAH. BILL GATES.
1493
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:21,208
NO! NO, GOD! PLEASE!
1494
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,667
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
1495
01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:25,792
YOUR BRAIN, BUCKLEY.
YOUR BRAIN!
1496
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,458
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME AND GET IT!
1497
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,291
Buckley:
THEN THEY'LL BE FREAKS!
1498
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,875
Cooper:
HOW IS HE?
1499
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,792
WHO? MY GUY?
MY GUY IS FREAKING OUT.
1500
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:39,667
MY GUY WON'T COME OUT
OF HIS ROOM.
1501
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:41,709
MY GUY IS GOING
TO KILL HIMSELF.
1502
01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:43,917
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA
REMIND ME HE'S YOUR GUY?
1503
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,917
MY GUY, MY GUY, MY GUY.
I GUESS 3 TIMES.
1504
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,375
Buckley:
YOU CAN DO IT. OH, GOD! OH, NO!
1505
01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:53,083
OH, MY FUCKING GOD!
1506
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,542
Cooper:
GREAT.
1507
01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:57,166
OH, HEY! OH, HEY,
WHAT'S UP, RACHEL?
1508
01:04:57,250 --> 01:05:00,041
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1509
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,333
I JUST CAME BY TO SEE WHAT
YOU THOUGHT OF MY STORY
1510
01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:04,250
'CAUSE I GOTTA
TURN IT IN TOMORROW.
1511
01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:06,208
OH, YEAH.
IT WAS GREAT.
1512
01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:09,041
I WAS TELLING COOPER
ALL ABOUT IT.
1513
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,083
HOW DID I PUT IT, COOP?
1514
01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:14,333
UH, YOU--YOU SAID IT
WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
1515
01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,417
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1516
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:19,500
HILARIOUS.
1517
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:23,125
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
WERE YOU LAUGHING AT IT?
1518
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:25,417
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
1519
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,750
THE TRUTH IS ACTUALLY, RACHEL,
I DIDN'T READ IT YET.
1520
01:05:28,834 --> 01:05:30,875
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, JOSH?
1521
01:05:30,959 --> 01:05:32,375
WE MAKE PLANS TO HANG OUT,
1522
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,375
YOU BRING SOME PSYCHO
BY MY ROOM
1523
01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,041
WHO SETS LUCY'S HAIR ON FIRE
1524
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,625
AND THEN I NEVER
HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
1525
01:05:38,709 --> 01:05:40,917
I'M SORRY, RACHEL.
I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY,
1526
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,583
AND I'M KIND OF
IN THE MIDDLE OF--
1527
01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:45,750
KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A REAL JERK,
1528
01:05:45,834 --> 01:05:47,875
SO I'LL JUST SEE YOU LATER.
1529
01:05:47,959 --> 01:05:49,709
RACHEL, WAIT!
1530
01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:52,500
WOULD IT HAVE BEEN SO HARD
TO READ THAT STORY, JOSH?
1531
01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,917
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
1532
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,542
WELL, THE PAMPHLETS
SAY IT'S CRUCIAL
1533
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,458
TO KEEP ALL INSTRUMENTS
OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
1534
01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:05,917
AWAY FROM
THE SUICIDAL PERSON,
1535
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,291
SO I RAN OUT AND
BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF.
1536
01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:12,959
SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
TAKE THIS ROPE.
1537
01:06:13,041 --> 01:06:14,291
WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
1538
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,291
TIE IT IN A NOOSE.
1539
01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:17,709
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
1540
01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:24,291
[SIGHS]
1541
01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:26,291
[URINATING]
1542
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:28,667
OH, HO.
1543
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,959
OH, THAT'S PRICELESS.
1544
01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,709
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
1545
01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:37,417
WE'RE THE HARDY BOYS
FROM HELL.
1546
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,208
SHH.
1547
01:06:45,959 --> 01:06:49,458
Josh: [WHISPERING]
Shh! Cut it out.
1548
01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:57,667
KONNICHI WA!
1549
01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:59,834
HEY, BUCKLEY.
AAH! WHAT'S WITH THE KNIFE?
1550
01:06:59,917 --> 01:07:01,333
WE CAN EXPLAIN!
1551
01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:04,000
CALL 911! CALL 911!
1552
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:06,458
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE MY FRIENDS!
1553
01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:08,834
GET BACK!
BUCKLEY.
1554
01:07:08,917 --> 01:07:10,166
YOU'RE IN ON IT?
1555
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:12,041
YOU'RE WITH BILL GATES?
1556
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:15,041
NO. NO.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
1557
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,500
WE LIKE YOU.
1558
01:07:16,583 --> 01:07:19,333
OH, MY GOD!
1559
01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:22,208
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME.
THIS IS GREAT!
1560
01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:24,000
Josh:
NO. OF COURSE, NOT.
1561
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:26,375
YES! IT'S THE SUIT!
1562
01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,542
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
1563
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:30,250
IT'S NOT IN MY HEAD!
1564
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,750
DUDE,
THOSE GUYS ARE FREAKS!
1565
01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:36,875
AAH! I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID!
1566
01:07:36,959 --> 01:07:39,375
WHOO! YES! I'M NOT CRAZY!
1567
01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:42,834
IT'S HAPPENING! GET ALL
YOUR GEAR AND FOLLOW ME!
1568
01:07:42,917 --> 01:07:46,500
HA HA! I'M NOT CRAZY!
1569
01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:49,417
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR YOUR GUY.
1570
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,750
LOOK AT ALL THESE
HAPPY PEOPLE STUDYING.
1571
01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:54,000
I HATE THEM.
1572
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:56,750
FINALS ARE IN A WEEK
AND WE'RE DOOMED.
1573
01:07:58,417 --> 01:08:00,709
OH, GOD. OH, LOOK,
THERE'S MY ADVISOR.
1574
01:08:00,792 --> 01:08:02,417
SHE'S TALKING TO
THAT PSYCH PROFESSOR.
1575
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,208
THEY'RE PROBABLY
TRYING TO KICK ME OUT.
1576
01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:07,000
WHAT WAS I THINKING
LISTENING TO YOU?
1577
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,917
JOSH, YOU KNOW WHAT
WE NEED TO DO?
1578
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,125
GET STONED.
1579
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:12,083
ALL MY GREAT IDEAS
COME TO ME
1580
01:08:12,166 --> 01:08:13,375
WHEN I'M BAKED
OUT OF MY SKULL.
1581
01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:15,417
WHEN HAVE YOU HAD
A GREAT IDEA, HUH?
1582
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,542
IT'S OVER. I'M OUT.
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1583
01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:19,125
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1584
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:23,041
I'M GOING SOMEWHERE I'LL
NEVER RUN INTO YOU. CLASS.
1585
01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:26,083
[SIREN]
1586
01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:29,083
Girl:
HURRY UP! OVER HERE.
1587
01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,250
Boy:
RIGHT THERE, MAN.
1588
01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:33,417
Girl:
SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE.
1589
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,959
WHAT HAPPENED?
1590
01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:36,959
HE WAS THROWING WATER
BALLOONS OUT THAT WINDOW
1591
01:08:37,041 --> 01:08:38,250
AND THEN HE JUST FELL.
1592
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,792
EXCUSE ME. OH, NO.
1593
01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,083
HE'S DEAD!
1594
01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:43,417
[GASPING]
1595
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,917
COME HERE. COME HERE.
1596
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,417
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
1597
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,083
I KNOW.
WE WERE SO CLOSE.
1598
01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:52,291
COOPER, JEEZ.
1599
01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:55,834
POOR GUY. I MEAN,
HE WAS SUCH A...FREAK.
1600
01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:58,083
WAIT! HEY, HE'S BREATHING.
HE'S ALIVE.
1601
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:05,250
OHH. WHERE DO YOU GUYS
GET THIS SHIT?
1602
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:07,792
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS?
1603
01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:10,000
THIS MEANS WE WERE
ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
1604
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:12,625
WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW,
ONE WEEK BEFORE FINALS.
1605
01:09:12,709 --> 01:09:14,625
I GOT ONE MORE GUY.
1606
01:09:14,709 --> 01:09:17,166
WE GET HIM TO OPEN UP A VEIN,
AND WE'RE GOLDEN.
1607
01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:19,125
HERE HE IS. MATT NOONAN.
1608
01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:23,583
DEPRESSIVE, DEATH FIXATION,
CONSTANT THREATS OF SUICIDE.
1609
01:09:23,667 --> 01:09:26,625
OK, NO DICK-SMACKING AROUND.
LET'S GET HIM IN THE ROOM
1610
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:29,083
AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY
TO THE NETHERWORLD.
1611
01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:34,959
HERE HE COMES!
HERE HE COMES! SIT!
1612
01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:42,166
HEY!
HEY!
1613
01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,625
YOU MUST BE
OUR NEW ROOMMATE.
1614
01:09:44,709 --> 01:09:46,208
NEED ANY HELP
MOVING IN YOUR STUFF?
1615
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:48,125
[BRITISH ACCENT]
I'M WEARING MY STUFF.
1616
01:09:48,208 --> 01:09:50,417
OH.
1617
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:57,250
[PLAYING GUITAR]
1618
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:02,792
♪ MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ♪
1619
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:04,959
♪ SPEWING FORTH MY-- ♪
1620
01:10:05,041 --> 01:10:06,333
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1621
01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:09,041
WELL, WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU TWO WANT?
1622
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:10,333
ARE YOU
A MUSICIAN?
1623
01:10:10,417 --> 01:10:11,709
ARE YOU IN A BAND?
1624
01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:14,542
KISS MY ASS.
1625
01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:16,208
WHAT?
WHAT?
1626
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:18,333
THAT'S THE NAME
OF THE BLEEDIN' BAND.
1627
01:10:18,417 --> 01:10:20,583
OH.
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
1628
01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:22,667
THE BIG PRE-FINALS
PARTY, RIGHT?
1629
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:26,041
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
IF I'M STILL AROUND.
1630
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:28,542
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1631
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:32,000
AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
FUCKING KURT LODER?
1632
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:34,917
CAN YOU PISS OFF AND
SHUT MY FUCKING DOOR?
1633
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,291
OH.
1634
01:10:37,959 --> 01:10:41,041
PISS OFF!
OH, PISS OFF. COME ON.
1635
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:43,667
WHAT THE HELL
DOES "PISS OFF" MEAN?
1636
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,875
1, 2, 3, 4.
1637
01:10:45,959 --> 01:10:50,000
♪ MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ♪
1638
01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:53,375
♪ SPEWING FORTH
MY TRAGIC GERM ♪
1639
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:57,250
♪ I'M MR. PARIAH,
A SAD MESSIAH-- ♪
1640
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,291
STOP!
1641
01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:01,917
PLEASE, GUYS, COME ON!
1642
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,709
MATT, THAT WAS
BITCHIN', MAN.
1643
01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:07,208
PRACTICE IS OVER BECAUSE
THIS MUSIC IS CRAP.
1644
01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:09,625
IT'S TOTAL CRAP.
1645
01:11:09,709 --> 01:11:11,375
WELL, WANT TO GET
SOMETHING TO EAT?
1646
01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,291
NO. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
YOU CAN PISS OFF.
1647
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,750
GO. THANK YOU. LOVELY.
1648
01:11:15,834 --> 01:11:19,208
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
LOVELY. OFF YOU GO.
1649
01:11:19,291 --> 01:11:20,750
[CLAPPING]
HEY, YES.
1650
01:11:20,834 --> 01:11:22,083
GOOD ONE.
1651
01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:24,875
YEAH, YOU GUYS
REALLY ROCK.
1652
01:11:24,959 --> 01:11:27,917
REALLY? MAYBE SOMEDAY
I'LL BE FORTUNATE ENOUGH
1653
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,417
TO ENTERTAIN MILLIONS
OF SUBURBAN TEENY-BOPPERS.
1654
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:35,250
MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS!
WON'T THAT BE "GROOVY"?
1655
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,166
FUCK IT ALL.
1656
01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:48,041
TV:
HA HA! THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU SAID!
1657
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,709
[CARTOON NOISES]
1658
01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:55,959
TV:
DON'T WORRY. THAT'LL
COME OUT WITH CLUB SODA.
1659
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:57,250
[LAUGHTER]
1660
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,250
OOH! OUCH! CALL A DOCTOR.
1661
01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:01,250
I DON'T THINK HE KNEW
IT WAS COMING.
1662
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,917
[LAUGHTER]
1663
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,125
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS.
1664
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:07,834
[MATT CHUCKLING]
1665
01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:10,083
[CARTOON NOISES]
1666
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,000
AHEM.
WHAT THE HELL?
1667
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:24,667
WERE YOU JUST WATCHING TV?
1668
01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:27,333
NO!
I HEARD YOU LAUGHING.
1669
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:29,000
LAUGHING?
1670
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:32,291
YEAH. I'M A REAL BIG
LAUGHER. PISS OFF!
1671
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:37,333
JOSH! JOSH!
1672
01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:39,041
JOSH! WAKE UP!
1673
01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,333
WHAT IS IT?
1674
01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:41,834
I'M WORRIED.
1675
01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:43,500
I DON'T THINK THIS GUY'S
WHO WE THINK HE IS.
1676
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:46,834
WHAT? DIDN'T YOU HEAR
WHAT HE SAID BEFORE?
1677
01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,208
"IF I'M STILL AROUND."
1678
01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:50,000
THAT MEANS
HE MIGHT NOT BE AROUND.
1679
01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:53,041
AROUND MEANING "ALIVE."
HE MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE.
1680
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:55,834
BUT I DON'T THINK
HE'S THAT DEPRESSED.
1681
01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:58,166
THIS GUY HAS WHAT
IT TAKES, COOPER.
1682
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,709
YOU KNOW, I'M THIS CLOSE TO
LETTING YOU GET YOUR OWN GUY.
1683
01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:03,208
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1684
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,709
I NEED A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR.
1685
01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:06,875
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1686
01:13:06,959 --> 01:13:08,542
THAT'S ENOUGH AIR.
I NEED MY BONG.
1687
01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:11,583
NO. WE HAVE 3 DAYS.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
1688
01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:16,041
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
GIMME THAT.
1689
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,917
ARE YOU INSANE?!
1690
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,166
HEY! STAY BACK!
1691
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:22,000
WHAT?
NO MORE DISTRACTIONS!
1692
01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:24,625
NO MORE DRINKS!
NO MORE BONG HITS!
1693
01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,000
COME ON, YOU LITTLE--
1694
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,750
THIS IS FOR YOU,
COOPER!
1695
01:13:29,834 --> 01:13:31,417
UNH!
1696
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,542
I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU!
NO, JOSH, NO!
1697
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:43,417
WHY?
1698
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,834
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
1699
01:13:46,709 --> 01:13:49,792
I SAY WE MURDER HIM.
1700
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,625
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1701
01:13:52,834 --> 01:13:54,208
HEY.
HELLO.
1702
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,375
HEY, MAN.
1703
01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,125
DO YOU MIND
IF I COME IN?
1704
01:13:58,208 --> 01:13:59,750
NO. COME ON IN.
1705
01:13:59,834 --> 01:14:01,917
THANK YOU.
1706
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,083
Cooper:
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
1707
01:14:04,166 --> 01:14:05,417
I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
1708
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,291
FEELS LIKE CRAP.
1709
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:12,208
I'VE BEEN HAVING
THESE CREEPY DREAMS LATELY.
1710
01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:16,041
KISS MY ASS PLAYED
THE PRE-FINALS PARTY,
1711
01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:20,083
AND THEN AFTERWARD,
I PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH...
1712
01:14:20,166 --> 01:14:23,291
AND I PULLED THE TRIGGER.
1713
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,500
BAM!
1714
01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:27,375
BAM!
1715
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,083
IT'S SO REALLY REAL.
1716
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:34,333
IF IT'S SO REALLY REAL,
1717
01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:36,667
I DON'T THINK YOU'D GET
THAT SECOND SHOT OFF.
1718
01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:38,542
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
1719
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,000
I THINK I HEARD
A CRY FOR HELP.
1720
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,125
DIDN'T YOU?
1721
01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:47,834
WELL...I GUESS I DID.
1722
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,250
ALL RIGHT THEN.
1723
01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:52,625
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
1724
01:14:52,709 --> 01:14:55,583
YES! YES!
I'M GETTING STRAIGHT-As!
1725
01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:58,750
I'M GETTING STRAIGHT-As!
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!
1726
01:14:58,834 --> 01:15:03,291
AND, PROFESSOR!
PROFESSOR, YOU'RE THE BEST!
1727
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,000
HEY, GUYS. HEY!
1728
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,834
OOH! OOH! YEAH!
1729
01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:09,875
PIZZA! HOW IS HE?
1730
01:15:09,959 --> 01:15:12,542
HE'S BEEN IN
HIS ROOM ALL DAY.
1731
01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:14,125
I HAVE A REALLY GOOD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
1732
01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:15,709
MAYBE HE'S DEAD ALREADY.
1733
01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:18,000
HEY. WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?
1734
01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,500
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
1735
01:15:19,583 --> 01:15:22,041
♪ IN THE AFTERLIFE ♪
1736
01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:24,166
♪ YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ♪
1737
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:26,208
♪ NOW YOU MAKE THE SCENE
ALL DAY ♪
1738
01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:27,709
♪ BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ♪
1739
01:15:27,792 --> 01:15:29,000
BATHROOM.
1740
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,500
♪ IN THE AFTERLIFE ♪
1741
01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:34,625
♪ YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE... ♪
1742
01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:38,166
NOW, REMEMBER, IF HE'S
HANGING FROM HIS NOOSE,
1743
01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,083
TRY TO ACT SURPRISED.
1744
01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:45,208
JESUS CHRIST
ALMIGHTY.
1745
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:47,041
WE'RE JUST
CHECKING UP ON YOU.
1746
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:49,834
HEARD YOU GUYS WERE
A COUPLE OF PERVERTS.
1747
01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:55,250
[BAND PLAYING]
1748
01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:04,250
THIS LAST ONE
IS CALLED SPERM.
1749
01:16:09,291 --> 01:16:13,041
♪ MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ♪
1750
01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,208
♪ SPEWING FORTH
MY TRAGIC GERM ♪
1751
01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:18,083
♪ I'M DYING TO KISS YOU ♪
1752
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:20,959
♪ I SOIL THE TISSUE ♪
1753
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:29,083
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
KEEP ON EYE ON HIM.
1754
01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:32,792
♪ AND EVERYTHING'S SWELL ♪
1755
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:37,250
♪ SUICIDE'S FRIEND ♪
1756
01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:41,041
♪ NEARING THE END ♪
1757
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:44,750
♪ SUICIDE'S FRIEND ♪
1758
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:48,542
♪ NEARING THE END ♪
1759
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:50,417
HE'S SO INTENSE.
1760
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,709
ENJOY HIM WHILE
YOU STILL CAN.
1761
01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:56,083
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1762
01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:58,959
♪ NEARING THE ♪
1763
01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:00,291
END.
1764
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,917
[GLASS BREAKS]
1765
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,750
[APPLAUSE]
1766
01:17:04,834 --> 01:17:07,417
THAT WAS AMAZING.
1767
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:10,458
FULLY.
I LOVED IT.
1768
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,250
WHATEVER.
1769
01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:21,125
I LIKED THAT.
1770
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,500
YEAH.
1771
01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:26,208
LUCY, YOUR WIG.
1772
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:45,750
♪ WHAT GOOD IS SITTING
ALONE IN YOUR ROOM? ♪
1773
01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:49,000
♪ COME HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY ♪
1774
01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:52,542
♪ LIFE IS A CABARET-- ♪
OH, FUCK ME!
1775
01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:55,375
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
WHAT? NOTHING!
1776
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:58,125
DON'T TELL ME NOTHING!
YOU WERE SINGING A SHOWTUNE!
1777
01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,709
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I'D NEVER DO THAT.
1778
01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:02,125
YOU CAN'T BE SUICIDAL IF
YOU'RE SINGING SHOWTUNES!
1779
01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:03,959
WHAT?! I AM SUICIDAL!
1780
01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:05,625
YOU'RE NOT
EVEN DEPRESSED!
1781
01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:07,500
OF COURSE I'M DEPRESSED!
LOOK AT ME!
1782
01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:09,125
I'M VERY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
1783
01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:11,458
YOU FUCKING POSER!
1784
01:18:11,542 --> 01:18:13,375
[LOSES ACCENT]
HEY, MAN, I AM NOT--OH!
1785
01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:16,959
YOU'RE NOT EVEN BRITISH!
MMM!
1786
01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:20,000
OH, GOD!
HE'S NOT EVEN BRITISH!
1787
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,291
[MUSIC BLARING]
1788
01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:25,709
Boy: YEAH, THERE ARE
GOOD GUYS ON CAMPUS.
1789
01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:27,458
PRETTY COOL.
1790
01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:31,166
EXCUSE ME.
1791
01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:34,583
COULD I TALK TO HER
FOR A SECOND?
1792
01:18:34,667 --> 01:18:36,542
IT'S OK.
PLEASE?
1793
01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:42,333
I'VE BEEN FLAKING OUT
ON YOU, AND I'M SORRY.
1794
01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,667
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR EXCUSES.
1795
01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:48,875
DID YOU THINK I'D WAIT AROUND
TILL YOU FOUND TIME FOR ME?
1796
01:18:48,959 --> 01:18:50,750
WAIT!
RACHEL, COOPER AND I--
1797
01:18:50,834 --> 01:18:54,375
NO, JOSH, I LIKED YOU.
I REALLY DID.
1798
01:18:54,458 --> 01:18:56,667
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A REALLY GREAT GUY.
1799
01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:58,250
I WAS JUST WRONG.
1800
01:18:58,333 --> 01:18:59,834
NO. YOU WEREN'T WRONG.
1801
01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:02,375
I REALLY LIKE YOU,
AND I'M A GREAT GUY.
1802
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:05,375
Buckley:
PEOPLE! I HAVE A RED ALERT!
1803
01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:09,375
ATTENTION!
THIS IS AN EVIL MAN!
1804
01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:13,250
HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
HE'S GOT FILES ON EVERYBODY.
1805
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:16,208
HE'S TRYING TO CREATE
A ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT.
1806
01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,083
HE'S BAD NEWS, BABY.
1807
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:20,917
IF YOU SEE THAT GUY,
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
1808
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,625
HEY, JOSH! JOSH!
1809
01:19:23,709 --> 01:19:26,417
I RAN BACK TO THE ROOM
AND GOT MATT'S YEARBOOK.
1810
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,625
HERE'S MARILYN MANSON
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1811
01:19:28,709 --> 01:19:31,208
I'M GONNA FUCKING
KILL HIM.
1812
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:39,667
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1813
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,417
HEY, FELLAS.
1814
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,875
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1815
01:19:45,959 --> 01:19:47,875
WHAT'S WRONG?
LONG STORY.
1816
01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:50,417
YOU GUYS, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1817
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,959
YOU DO?
1818
01:19:52,041 --> 01:19:53,959
YOU'RE HAVING
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.
1819
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,291
NO, IT'S MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
1820
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:59,250
I GOT YOU. I'M REAL
TIGHT WITH MY UNCLE.
1821
01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:01,291
HE'S GAY LIKE YOU GUYS.
1822
01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:03,792
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I AM COOL WITH IT.
1823
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:05,083
WE ALL ARE.
1824
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:06,792
YEAH.
YEAH.
1825
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:08,959
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1826
01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:11,333
YEAH.
1827
01:20:11,417 --> 01:20:12,709
IT'S COOL.
1828
01:20:15,542 --> 01:20:20,166
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M
A GAY TOILET CLEANER.
1829
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:22,917
GUESS I'LL
GO HOME AND PACK.
1830
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,583
SORRY ABOUT YOUR BONG.
1831
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:27,125
AH, IT'S OK.
1832
01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:29,500
Josh:
CHEER UP, MAN.
LET'S GO TO PICKLE'S.
1833
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:32,583
I'LL USE HIS BLENDER,
MAKE US SOME DRINKS.
1834
01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:34,583
PIÑA COLADA? MAI TAI?
1835
01:20:34,667 --> 01:20:35,792
MARGARITA.
1836
01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:38,166
MARGARITA IT IS.
1837
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:41,000
[KNOCKING]
1838
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:44,208
HEY, PICKLE, MIND IF WE MAKE
OURSELVES SOME MARGARITAS?
1839
01:20:44,291 --> 01:20:51,208
UM, NO, GO AHEAD.
IT'S IN THE BLENDER.
1840
01:20:52,542 --> 01:20:54,041
THANKS.
1841
01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:58,500
AHH, I'M GONNA MISS COLLEGE.
1842
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:01,208
YEAH, ME, TOO.
1843
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,500
WE HAD FUN,
DIDN'T WE?
1844
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:04,709
YEAH, WE DID.
1845
01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:08,166
I WAS GONNA END UP BEING
A TOILET CLEANER ANYWAY.
1846
01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,834
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
1847
01:21:10,917 --> 01:21:13,208
WELL...
1848
01:21:13,291 --> 01:21:15,542
YOU CAN COME WORK
WITH ME AND FLUSHLES.
1849
01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:18,333
YOU CAN BE THIRD IN
THE SHIT-CLEANING COMMAND.
1850
01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:21,041
HMM. WHAT IS THIS?
1851
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:25,625
"GOOD-BYE. CAN'T TAKE IT.
I'M SORRY"?
1852
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,875
OH, SHIT.
1853
01:21:30,959 --> 01:21:34,250
OH, SHIT.
1854
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,041
OH, SHIT!
1855
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:37,250
SHIT!
1856
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,083
WHAT? WHAT?
1857
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,333
HE'S COMMITTED
SUICIDE.
1858
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:45,500
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DEPRESSED.
1859
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,542
DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS
THE HAND OF GOD HERE.
1860
01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:51,417
IT'S WHAT I'VE PRAYED FOR.
THIS IS A MIRACLE.
1861
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,709
PICKLE...DEAD.
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE FAST.
1862
01:21:55,792 --> 01:21:57,542
GO TO HOUSING.
FILE THE PAPERWORK.
1863
01:21:57,625 --> 01:22:00,208
JUST GET THE FILES WORKED OUT.
GO ON, JOSH, PLEASE!
1864
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:03,125
IT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN
WORKING FOR! WE'RE SET!
1865
01:22:14,959 --> 01:22:16,542
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?!
1866
01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:18,542
I LIVE HERE!
WHO ARE YOU?
1867
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:22,083
WHAT? KYLE!
1868
01:22:22,166 --> 01:22:25,750
NO, NO, NO.
THEY MOVED YOU OUT.
1869
01:22:25,834 --> 01:22:27,917
SORRY, BUDDY, THEY MOVED
SOMEBODY ELSE IN,
1870
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,625
SO...SAYONARA.
1871
01:22:31,709 --> 01:22:33,417
[KNOCKING]
1872
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,709
WHO IS IT?
1873
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:37,250
WHERE ARE MY POSTERS
1874
01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:40,417
AND WHO ARE THOSE 2 PEOPLE
FUCKING IN MY ROOM?!
1875
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:43,041
THERE'S PEOPLE FUCKING
IN YOUR ROOM?
1876
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,792
Matt:
OH, SHIT! COME ON!
1877
01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,917
THOSE GUYS.
1878
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,291
THEY THREW
YOUR STUFF OUT
1879
01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:51,166
AND SAID TO TELL YOU
TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
1880
01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:56,417
KELLY...
1881
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,834
COULD YOU WAIT OUT HERE
FOR A COUPLE SECONDS?
1882
01:22:58,917 --> 01:23:01,458
I GOTTA...THANKS, BABY.
1883
01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:03,250
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
1884
01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:05,917
Matt:
YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT.
THIS IS MY ROOM.
1885
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,583
COOPER, TELL HIM
I'M YOUR ROOMMATE.
1886
01:23:07,667 --> 01:23:10,083
MY ROOMMATE IS
A DEPRESSIVE ROCK STAR.
1887
01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:13,417
YOU ARE A CANDY ASS,
SHOWTUNE-SINGING CHEERLEADER.
1888
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,625
YOU'RE DEAD.
1889
01:23:14,709 --> 01:23:16,125
Matt:
THAT'S MY GUITAR!
1890
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:18,166
OFF WE GO.
LOVELY. LOVELY.
1891
01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:19,792
[GUITAR SMASHES]
1892
01:23:19,875 --> 01:23:21,500
[SCUFFLING]
1893
01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:29,667
COME ON, PICKLE.
COME ON. THROW UP FOR ME.
1894
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:31,625
JOSH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
1895
01:23:31,709 --> 01:23:33,458
COME ON.
LET'S GET THOSE PILLS UP.
1896
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,208
[PICKLE COUGHS]
YEAH.
1897
01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:38,709
Medic:
COMING THROUGH. WATCH IT.
1898
01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:46,500
Cooper:
WHAT THE HELL?
1899
01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:49,834
COOPER, HE WAS ALIVE.
I COULDN'T LET HIM DIE.
1900
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:51,500
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE
BEEN WORKING FOR, JOSH.
1901
01:23:51,583 --> 01:23:53,041
THIS WAS OUR LOOPHOLE.
1902
01:23:53,125 --> 01:23:56,000
DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS
TO RECOGNIZE A LOOPHOLE?
1903
01:23:56,083 --> 01:23:58,166
THE ONLY LOOPHOLE
I EVER RECOGNIZED
1904
01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,625
WAS YOU GOT A RICH DADDY
WHO BUYS YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE.
1905
01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:03,792
OH! OH!
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.
1906
01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:05,792
NOW YOU CAN GO BACK
TO INDIANA AND SPEND
1907
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,583
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN A BOWLING ALLY.
1908
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,875
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1909
01:24:09,959 --> 01:24:13,542
PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT
IN THIS WORLD HAVE GUTS.
1910
01:24:13,625 --> 01:24:15,667
OBVIOUSLY
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
1911
01:24:46,792 --> 01:24:51,291
♪ MAMA GRIPPED ONTO
THE MILKMAN'S HAND ♪
1912
01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:54,375
♪ AND THEN
SHE FINALLY GAVE BIRTH ♪
1913
01:24:56,333 --> 01:25:00,792
♪ YEARS GO BY,
AND STILL I DON'T KNOW ♪
1914
01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:04,000
♪ WHO SHALL
INHERIT THIS EARTH ♪
1915
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,917
♪ AND NO ONE
WILL KNOW MY NAME ♪
1916
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:13,375
♪ UNTIL IT'S ON A STONE ♪
1917
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:16,250
♪ WHOA-OA-OA ♪
1918
01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:20,250
♪ THIS COULD BE
OUR LUCKY DAY ♪
1919
01:25:20,333 --> 01:25:23,750
Hank:
DUDE, THERE'S SOME GUY
OUT ON THE BRIDGE!
1920
01:25:23,834 --> 01:25:25,417
IT'S THAT GUY JOSH!
1921
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:28,458
Boy:
JOSH IS ON THE BRIDGE!
HE'S GONNA JUMP!
1922
01:25:28,542 --> 01:25:30,917
[SIREN]
1923
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:32,542
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
1924
01:25:43,709 --> 01:25:45,000
GET A LIGHT UP THERE!
1925
01:25:46,834 --> 01:25:48,250
Cooper:
JOSH!
1926
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:50,500
JOSH, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
1927
01:25:50,583 --> 01:25:52,125
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1928
01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:53,959
I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR A WAY OUT.
1929
01:25:54,041 --> 01:25:55,750
SERIOUSLY, COME DOWN.
1930
01:25:55,834 --> 01:25:57,959
WHAT'S THE POINT?
MY LIFE'S OVER.
1931
01:25:58,041 --> 01:26:01,083
WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE
OFF YOUR TRACK?
1932
01:26:01,166 --> 01:26:03,792
OH, COME ON, JOSH.
WHO CARES?
1933
01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:07,291
THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID.
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?
1934
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:09,250
NO!
SHH!
1935
01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:13,375
Cooper:
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.
1936
01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,500
MAYBE YOU WERE ON
THE WRONG TRACK, JOSH,
1937
01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:19,166
BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE
NOW YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
1938
01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:20,834
WHAT YOU'RE
REALLY SUPPOSED TO DO.
1939
01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:23,959
WHAT? BECOME
A TOTAL FAILURE?
1940
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,333
NO. NO.
1941
01:26:25,417 --> 01:26:27,834
YOU KNOW...
1942
01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:30,333
I SHOULD BE THE ONE
UP THERE.
1943
01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,625
MY FATHER'S RIGHT.
I'M A FUCKUP.
1944
01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:34,667
I'M A TOTAL FUCKUP.
1945
01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:37,333
YOU'RE ON THIS LITTLE HOLIDAY
IN FUCKUPLAND,
1946
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,041
BUT I LIVE HERE PERMANENTLY!
1947
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:42,458
JOSH, I MESSED UP.
1948
01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:44,041
I MESSED EVERYTHING UP.
1949
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:46,834
YOU JUST DID THE RIGHT THING
AND THAT TOOK GUTS.
1950
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:48,709
MORE GUTS THAN I HAVE.
1951
01:26:48,792 --> 01:26:51,583
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
1952
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:58,917
SO, PLEASE, JUST STEP BACK
FROM THE LEDGE.
1953
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,417
[CROWD MURMURING]
1954
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,625
[APPLAUSE]
1955
01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:25,000
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, MAN.
1956
01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:27,041
YOU THINK
THEY BOUGHT IT?
1957
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,250
BOUGHT WHAT?
1958
01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,041
THAT I'M SUICIDAL.
1959
01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:32,709
WH-WHAT?
1960
01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:34,750
WELL, I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
THROW SOMEBODY SUICIDAL
1961
01:27:34,834 --> 01:27:36,125
OUT OF SCHOOL, DO YOU?
1962
01:27:36,208 --> 01:27:39,125
NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
1963
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:54,208
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
1964
01:27:54,291 --> 01:27:58,709
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME
SAY ALL THAT STUFF.
1965
01:27:58,792 --> 01:28:00,291
THINK HOW PROUD
YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE
1966
01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:01,750
WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU'RE A HERO.
1967
01:28:01,834 --> 01:28:05,583
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
1968
01:28:05,667 --> 01:28:08,041
[CROWD CLAPPING]
1969
01:28:08,125 --> 01:28:12,542
OH, THEY MAKE SUCH
A CUTE COUPLE.
1970
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:13,834
HUH?
1971
01:28:15,709 --> 01:28:17,625
Josh:
IF THERE'S ONE THING
I LEARNED IN COLLEGE,
1972
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:20,250
IT'S THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLAN.
1973
01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,166
THE SCHOOL
BENT THE RULES A LITTLE
1974
01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:24,458
AND GAVE ME ANOTHER SEMESTER
TO RAISE MY GRADES.
1975
01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:26,417
I WAS
ABOUT 13...
1976
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,000
BUT I HAD TO SPEND 6 MONTHS
1977
01:28:28,083 --> 01:28:30,125
IN INTENSIVE THERAPY
WITH PROFESSOR DURKHEIM,
1978
01:28:30,208 --> 01:28:32,417
AND I LEARNED I LIKED PSYCHOLOGY
MORE THAN MEDICINE,
1979
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,250
SO I CHANGED MY MAJOR.
1980
01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:36,500
BYE, BOB.
1981
01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:38,500
COOPER'S DAD WAS SO PROUD
1982
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:40,792
HE PAID FOR HIM TO STAY
IN SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
1983
01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:43,625
HE STILL HAD TO SPEND VACATIONS
WORKING AT THE COMPANY,
1984
01:28:43,709 --> 01:28:45,250
AND HE SAYS
IF YOU'RE STONED ENOUGH,
1985
01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:47,792
SCRUBBING TOILETS CAN BE
A ZEN-LIKE EXPERIENCE.
1986
01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:49,792
DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR,
HE ALSO GOT A JOB
1987
01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:51,291
WORKING AT
THE SUICIDE HOT LINE.
1988
01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:52,792
THE MEZZANINE?
1989
01:28:52,875 --> 01:28:56,625
CAN I EVEN SEE
THE BAND FROM THERE?
1990
01:28:56,709 --> 01:28:58,000
HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
1991
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:01,667
150 BUCKS?
ARE YOU INSANE?
1992
01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:04,667
WHAT?
OH, DROP DEAD!
1993
01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:06,208
Josh:
RACHEL AND I
GOT BACK TOGETHER.
1994
01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:08,333
SHE LIKES HAVING A BOYFRIEND
WHO'S UNSTABLE
1995
01:29:08,417 --> 01:29:11,291
BECAUSE IT GIVES HER INSPIRATION
FOR HER CREATIVE WRITING.
1996
01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:13,500
BUCKLEY EVENTUALLY LEFT DALEMAN
AND WAS ARRESTED
1997
01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:16,333
FOR THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION
OF BILL GATES.
1998
01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:18,875
I'LL BE BACK!
COUNT ON IT!
1999
01:29:18,959 --> 01:29:20,709
KELLY BROKE UP WITH KYLE
2000
01:29:20,792 --> 01:29:23,709
AND HE SPENT THE REST
OF THE SEMESTER IN CONFESSION.
2001
01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:26,458
Kyle:
FATHER, I HAD MY WAY WITH MYSELF
IN THE FRESHMAN FACE BOOK.
2002
01:29:26,542 --> 01:29:28,875
I'VE JUST BEEN,
LIKE--[SPITS]
2003
01:29:28,959 --> 01:29:31,875
JACKING OFF TO THIS THING,
FOR, LIKE, 3 WEEKS.
2004
01:29:31,959 --> 01:29:33,792
OH, YEAH!
2005
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,375
OH, LITTLE KYLE!
2006
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,834
[UPBEAT]
♪ MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ♪
2007
01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:40,166
♪ HIS WORDS
ARE HIS SPERM ♪
2008
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,041
Josh:
MATT AND HIS BAND GOT FAMOUS,
2009
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:44,667
AND HIS ALBUM WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS.
2010
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:48,834
HE EVEN GOT INTERVIEWED ON MTV
BY HIS HERO KURT LODER.
2011
01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:51,208
PICKLE RECOVERED
AND MOVED IN WITH US.
2012
01:29:51,291 --> 01:29:52,917
WE FELT SORRY FOR HIM,
2013
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,542
PLUS WE FIGURED IF HE EVER
GOT REALLY DEPRESSED AGAIN,
2014
01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:57,917
WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL
COVER OUR BASES,
2015
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,000
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
2016
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,667
AS FOR CLIFF,
CLIFF WAS ABOARD A PARTY CRUISE
2017
01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:08,375
THAT TRAGICALLY CAUGHT ON FIRE
AND CAPSIZED.
2018
01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:13,417
HE REFUSED TO ABANDON SHIP,
AND HIS BODY WAS LOST AT SEA.
2019
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,917
COOPER SEEMED TO TAKE IT
HARDER THAN ANY OF US.
2020
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:24,875
AAH! AAH! AAH!
2021
01:30:24,959 --> 01:30:27,458
BUDDY!
COME ON DOWN!
2022
01:30:27,542 --> 01:30:28,959
NO! AAH!
2023
01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:30,458
HEY! OW!
2024
01:30:30,542 --> 01:30:32,959
GOD! YOU'RE KNEELING
ON MY JUNK!
2025
01:30:33,041 --> 01:30:36,375
AAH! AAH!
2026
01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:37,917
AAH! AAH!
2027
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,875
HE'S ON ME!
HE'S ALIVE!
2028
01:30:39,959 --> 01:30:43,250
NO. IT WAS
JUST A BAD DREAM.
2029
01:30:43,333 --> 01:30:44,625
FELLAS!
2030
01:30:44,709 --> 01:30:46,250
AAH!
AAH!
2031
01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:49,083
NOW, THAT WAS
A FUCKING BOAT RIDE!
2032
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:54,083
WHOO! AN ADVENTURE LIKE THAT
MAKES ME FRICKIN' HORNY.
2033
01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:55,792
[WHIMPERING]
2034
01:30:55,875 --> 01:30:58,125
♪ IN THE AFTERLIFE ♪
2035
01:30:58,208 --> 01:31:00,291
♪ YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ♪
2036
01:31:00,375 --> 01:31:02,458
♪ NOW YOU MAKE THE SCENE
ALL DAY ♪
2037
01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:05,125
♪ BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ♪
2038
01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:07,458
♪ IN THE AFTERLIFE ♪
2039
01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:09,500
♪ YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ♪
2040
01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:11,917
♪ NOW YOU MAKE
THE SCENE ALL DAY ♪
2041
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,625
♪ BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ♪
2042
01:31:13,709 --> 01:31:15,750
♪ PEOPLE,
LISTEN ATTENTIVELY ♪
2043
01:31:15,834 --> 01:31:17,917
♪ I MEAN,
ABOUT FUTURE CALAMITY ♪
2044
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,125
♪ I USED TO THINK
THE IDEA WAS OBSOLETE ♪
2045
01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:22,959
♪ UNTIL I HEARD THE OLD MAN
STAMPING HIS FEET ♪
2046
01:31:23,041 --> 01:31:25,291
♪ NOW THE "D" AND THE "A"
AND THE "M" AND THE "N" ♪
2047
01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:28,291
♪ AND THE "A" AND THE "T"
AND THE "I-O-N" ♪
2048
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,333
♪ LOSE YOUR FACE,
LOSE YOUR NAME ♪
2049
01:31:30,417 --> 01:31:32,625
♪ THEN GET FITTED
FOR A TWO-TONE FLAME ♪
2050
01:31:32,709 --> 01:31:34,667
♪ "D" AND THE "A"
AND THE "M" AND THE "N" ♪
2051
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,417
♪ AND THE "A" AND THE "T"
AND THE "I-O-N" ♪
2052
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:40,000
♪ LOSE YOUR FACE,
LOSE YOUR NAME ♪
2053
01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:47,125
♪ THEN GET FITTED
FOR A TWO-TONE FLA-A-AME ♪
2054
01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:52,959
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
2055
01:31:53,041 --> 01:31:54,500
♪ A DUSTY HOUSE ♪
2056
01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:56,125
♪ THROUGH MY DIRTY CLOTHES ♪
2057
01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:58,000
♪ SEATED IN A TOWN ♪
2058
01:31:58,083 --> 01:31:59,875
♪ ON THE VERGE
OF EXTINCTION ♪
2059
01:31:59,959 --> 01:32:01,458
♪ STRUMMING UP THE TUNE ♪
2060
01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:03,667
♪ ALONE, I COMPOSE ♪
2061
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:06,959
♪ A BITTERSWEET DITTY
ABOUT AN EX-GIRLFRIEND ♪
2062
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,542
♪ SO FUCK HER ♪
2063
01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:10,333
♪ AND HER PAINFUL MEMORIES ♪
2064
01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:12,458
♪ WHY TEAR OUT MY HEART ♪
2065
01:32:12,542 --> 01:32:14,000
♪ FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO SEE? ♪
2066
01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:16,000
♪ WHY NOT GIVE OUR LOVE ♪
2067
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,834
♪ A CATCHY MELODY? ♪
2068
01:32:17,917 --> 01:32:19,500
♪ BURNING UP THE CHARTS ♪
2069
01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:21,208
♪ SWEET SIMPLICITY ♪
2070
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:23,750
♪ WE'LL DO IT IN THE END ♪
2071
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,834
♪ GOTTA GET AWAY ♪
2072
01:32:31,917 --> 01:32:33,709
♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY ♪
2073
01:32:33,792 --> 01:32:35,375
♪ SEATED IN A TOWN ♪
2074
01:32:35,458 --> 01:32:37,375
♪ ON THE VERGE
OF EXPLOSION ♪
2075
01:32:37,458 --> 01:32:38,667
♪ NEW YORK AND L.A. ♪
2076
01:32:38,750 --> 01:32:41,333
♪ NO ONE LISTENING ANYWAY ♪
2077
01:32:41,417 --> 01:32:42,875
♪ BUSY PREDICTING ♪
2078
01:32:42,959 --> 01:32:44,250
♪ THE NEXT BIG HIT ♪
2079
01:32:44,333 --> 01:32:45,542
♪ SO FUCK THAT ♪
2080
01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,709
♪ GET A CHANGE
OF SCENERY ♪
2081
01:32:47,792 --> 01:32:49,583
♪ I'LL PACK UP THE CAR ♪
2082
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,542
♪ AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA ♪
2083
01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:53,208
♪ FIND
A BETTER GIRLFRIEND ♪
2084
01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,208
♪ AND A CATCHY MELODY ♪
2085
01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:57,166
♪ PLAYING ALL THE CARDS ♪
2086
01:32:57,250 --> 01:33:00,250
♪ HAPPY HARMONY
AND DO IT AGAIN ♪
2087
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,291
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
2088
01:33:03,667 --> 01:33:06,917
♪ SWEET, SWEET LOVE ♪
2089
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:10,250
♪ AND MY BLISTERED FEET ♪
2090
01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:14,208
♪ IT AIN'T EASY ♪
2091
01:33:14,291 --> 01:33:18,083
♪ COME AWAY ♪
2092
01:33:18,166 --> 01:33:21,583
♪ I WAS FEELING FINE ♪
2093
01:33:21,667 --> 01:33:24,917
♪ I'M THE WATER'S FRIEND ♪
2094
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:28,750
♪ I COULD STAY HERE ♪
2095
01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:33,000
♪ FOR THE DAY ♪
2096
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:38,375
♪ WE CAN STAY HERE NOW ♪
2097
01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:41,709
♪ LIKE ANYONE, CAN'T YOU? ♪
2098
01:33:41,792 --> 01:33:45,542
♪ WE CAN STAY HERE NOW ♪
2099
01:33:45,625 --> 01:33:47,750
♪ 'CAUSE HERE IT COMES ♪
2100
01:33:47,834 --> 01:33:49,542
♪ HERE IT COMES ♪
2101
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:52,792
♪ IT'S A MUSIC SHOW ♪
2102
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:56,250
♪ HEAR THE DISTANT SOUND ♪
2103
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:59,917
♪ AS THE RIOT SUN ♪
2104
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,417
♪ BEATS THE SKY ♪
2105
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:05,125
AAAH!
2106
01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:07,166
HOLY COW!
HE'S ON FIRE!
2107
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,458
A LITTLE HELP HERE!
2108
01:34:08,542 --> 01:34:09,667
PILLOWS!
2109
01:34:09,750 --> 01:34:10,959
OH!
2110
01:34:11,041 --> 01:34:12,458
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT'S CLIFF.
2111
01:34:12,542 --> 01:34:14,625
ZEKE!
AAH!
2112
01:34:14,709 --> 01:34:16,083
COME ON, MAN!
WE WEREN'T DONE!
2113
01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:17,625
NO!
LET'S GO.
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01:34:17,709 --> 01:34:19,291
COME ON!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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01:34:19,375 --> 01:34:22,166
HE'S MINE, FELLAS!
COME ON!
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01:34:22,250 --> 01:34:23,250
Zeke:
OH, GOD! AAH! AAH!
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