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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,140 North Star! 2 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:56,060 - North Star? - The 10 in the fifth in Vincennes. 3 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:57,260 Really? 4 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:58,900 In an armchair! 5 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:02,780 So Charles... this period dress, shall we see it? 6 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,780 Dieses Vintage-Kleid, kann man es mal sehen? 7 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:09,100 From 6 to 7 o'clock, Lucie cleans the right flat on the 5th floor. 8 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:10,940 There's still time, it's not 4 o'clock. 9 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,540 It's nearly 6. 10 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,100 Are you sure it's working? 11 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:23,260 General Eisenhower's personal watch! It gave the H-hour 12 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,500 of the landing! Exceptional! 220 francs. 13 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,660 Come on. 14 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,180 Gégé, you watch my stand. 15 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,540 Oh, that's a nice suit! 16 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,340 It's a present from Lucie. 17 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,020 It's unsaleable! 18 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,740 Hurry up! We have to be quick! 19 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,500 Lucie? 20 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,980 You still don't want to sell the chest of drawers? 21 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:40,260 No, I already told you 10 times. Lucie will never agree. 22 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:41,380 It's from her mother. 23 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,180 Too bad, we could have got 2500 for it. 24 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,140 - And the vase? - No! 25 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:49,260 It was a gift from her uncle in Bordeaux. 26 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:54,780 - And the phonograph? - You wish... 27 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:57,180 It was a gift from her niece in Strasbourg. 28 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,220 Don't touch that! It's a gift from her god daughter from Brest. 29 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,420 What about this? 30 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,860 - Is it from the Vincennes zoo? - Don't be a fool... 31 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,700 No way! It's the portrait of her great grandmother. 32 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:16,580 Lucie treasures it like the apple of her eye. 33 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,940 Here, Léon... Come and see. 34 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,900 Come on! Look for the papers. 35 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,300 Yeah, there. 36 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,540 There you go! 37 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,660 Very nice powder box indeed! 38 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,260 Silver! Pure silver! 39 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,900 I can certainly sell it. 40 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:47,060 In... A month or two. Every day, 41 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,500 I push it a little further. 42 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,540 Lucie will eventually forget it. You get it? 43 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:04,380 It's the stage dress from her debut. 44 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,700 At the Variété in Marseilles. 45 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:10,060 She was the opening act. Before Edith Piaf. 46 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:13,740 Designer's mark, authentic silk chiffon. 47 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,860 A collector's item! 48 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:17,660 750 francs. 49 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:18,940 300. 50 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,540 500! 51 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:43,980 Well, that's it, sir. See you tomorrow! 52 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:46,340 Would you bring down the jam jar 53 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:47,860 that's up there, please? 54 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:49,420 Did you finish yesterday's? 55 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,140 I'm craving sugar! 56 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,340 Not again! 57 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:12,580 - Give me that! - Give me my picture back! 58 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,620 No! It's my picture! 59 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:16,660 I'm done cleaning your place! 60 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:18,540 What do you mean, you're done? You won't come back tomorrow? 61 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:20,300 Tomorrow, Charles will come! 62 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,540 You can take his picture. 63 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,420 No! Not Charles! I want you! 64 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:26,980 I want you. 65 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:33,940 My stage dress! 66 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,540 Thief! How dare you? 67 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,980 You are mistaken, it was for an appraisal. 68 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,020 My picture! Where is my picture? Did you sell it? 69 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:48,100 No, I didn't! Only the frame. 70 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,620 I swear I won't do it again. 71 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,620 Stop crying, Lucie. 72 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,380 It hurts me too much. 73 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:04,260 I can't take it any more! I'm tired. 74 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,940 Everything is too sad, too ugly. 75 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,660 I'm tired of cleaning up other people's dirt. 76 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:11,140 We don't have fun any more. 77 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:13,060 We don't laugh any more. 78 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:16,580 We don't live any more! We just last... 79 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,260 Now you're selling my dresses. My memories... 80 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,540 The only things I have left. 81 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,580 I wanted to sell it for you, your dress. 82 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:30,740 To get some money. To have a better life. 83 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,180 - So work! - I do what I can. 84 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,780 It's hard enough to have a business in the open air. 85 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:40,340 With the stitches in my back, with my poor legs... 86 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,580 My ulcer... 87 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:42,860 Your laziness! 88 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:44,420 What if it becomes contagious? 89 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,300 What if I, too were to subscribe to the social security system? 90 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,100 It is happening again... 91 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,180 What's wrong? 92 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,620 Here, drink quickly. 93 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,460 Are you feeling better? 94 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:13,020 - Take your pills! - Oh, the pills... 95 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:14,780 Yes, the pills... 96 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,660 Wait. 97 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,380 Take two! 98 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,460 Have a rest. 99 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,740 - Are you OK? - I'm feeling a bit better... 100 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,820 What a happy time... 101 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,620 I wish you could have seen me then. 102 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,820 I was young... 103 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,860 - I was beautiful. - You are still beautiful... 104 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,180 To me. 105 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,900 It's not the same thing. 106 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,820 How old were you when you started? 107 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,540 18 years old. 108 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,020 When was that again? 109 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,860 12th June 1947. 110 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,660 Do you remember your fee? 111 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:09,980 Oh, yes, I do. 112 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,060 85 francs. 113 00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:18,540 And my soul? Do you want to play it too? 114 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,060 What about me? Do you want to sell me? 115 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:24,260 Oh Lucie... Lucie... 116 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,700 No, but for your mother's chest of drawers, I have a very good offer! 117 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,060 I forgot to tell you. 118 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,740 From tomorrow, you'll be cleaning the flat on the 5th floor. 119 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,540 Cleaning? What about my spine? 120 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,860 It'll straighten it! 121 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,740 I'M SLEEPING 122 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,900 Lucie... 123 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:47,980 Lucie! 124 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,460 What's the matter? 125 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:54,380 You didn't forget to buy lottery tickets today? 126 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,620 Of course I didn't. 127 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:57,340 Is that why you woke me up? 128 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,220 I dreamed we had just won. 129 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,780 Mrs. Roussel? 130 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,940 - Mrs. Lucie Roussel? - That's me... 131 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:26,620 My respects, madam. 132 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,780 May I help you? 133 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,380 Let me introduce myself, Michel Nirac. 134 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:33,060 First clerk in the office of Mr. de la Madriguère. 135 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:38,220 What I have to say is confidential. May I come in? 136 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,820 Please, have a seat. 137 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,100 You can't imagine, madam, how hard it was to find you. 138 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,580 Known as I am, it's not difficult! 139 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,100 You believe that... 140 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,300 You had, if I may say so, disappeared from your last home. 141 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,740 Charles sold his antique shop in 1963. 142 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:12,420 Anyway, after this... bankruptcy, there's no trace of you. 143 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,900 Do you have a document that shows your identity? 144 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,820 If you're from the police, just say so. 145 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,740 No, don't worry. 146 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,420 It's about an inheritance that your wife was just given, 147 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,100 so you understand that... 148 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,540 An inheritance? 149 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:27,620 Perfect. 150 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:31,220 Yes, it is indeed my great pleasure... 151 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,700 to announce to you... 152 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,340 that you are the sole heir 153 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,940 of the late Miss Virginia Spring. 154 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:45,140 Who died on 17th August of this year in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. 155 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,060 A relative of mine? 156 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,700 Not directly. 157 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:52,340 By marriage, a second cousin, 158 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,780 of your late brother Pierre. 159 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,700 Cousin of my poor brother... 160 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,500 By the collateral branch. 161 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,860 Genealogical research has designated you 162 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,180 as the sole heir. 163 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,820 Sir, if there are any debts... 164 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,220 Who says there are debts? 165 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:11,540 So you inherit, madam, a property called "La Belle Étoile", 166 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,020 property in Hyères, Var department, 167 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:18,020 avenue Albert Einstein, number 34. 15 rooms, 168 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:22,620 4 bathrooms, floor area 350 square meters... 169 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:26,940 Plus a park of 8500 square meters, garage 170 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:31,700 and outbuildings, estimated value: 3 million 500 thousand francs. 171 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:35,220 In addition, there is an annuity of 2500 dollars, monthly income 172 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,740 from a capital placed at the Banque d'Escompte Helvétique in Geneva. 173 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,740 An annuity which you will begin to receive 174 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,340 after acceptance of this inheritance. 175 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,780 Oh, I forgot... 176 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,820 This bequest includes a car. 177 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:51,580 Registration number 8894GL92, 178 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,460 Currently stored in Levallois-Perret. 179 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,860 Lucie, Lucie! 180 00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,340 Do something, get some water! 181 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,420 Lucie, Lucie... 182 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:08,260 My dear, come back, Lucie... 183 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:13,020 Thank you, thank you, hold this. 184 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,460 Take it away! 185 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,740 Lucie, it's not the right time! 186 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,500 We are going to be rich! 187 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:24,780 Lucie, I beg you! My beauty... 188 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,340 How many rooms did you say the house had? 189 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,540 And the car, how much horsepower? 190 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,260 And the tennis court? 191 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,660 I hope there's a swimming pool... 192 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,700 And the income in Switzerland, do we have to pay taxes on it? 193 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,420 You're hurting me! 194 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,580 When will I get this inheritance? 195 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,220 Listen, I suggest that we meet tomorrow 196 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,140 at Mr. de la Madriguère's office. 197 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,940 - Would 3 pm suit you? - Oh, even before that! 198 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,500 3 o'clock, OK. 199 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,020 Sir, let me show you out. 200 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,140 My respects, madam. 201 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,580 Noisette! Noisette! 202 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,780 We're rich! 203 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,220 So it's settled then. Tomorrow at 3 pm. 204 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,740 Lucie! 205 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,100 What is it? 206 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,460 There was a legacy In the street of the Three Magi 207 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,020 An old cheese merchant Had died childless 208 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,580 His neighbours, His cousins 209 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,300 At the back of the kitchen Shared happily 210 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,980 His father's table His mother's armchair 211 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,660 Her brother's watch The cuckoo clock 212 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,220 A pair of braces A bottle of Vittel water 213 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:56,100 And a lace cap Which he wore around his neck 214 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,580 He arrived from China On an old machine 215 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,060 A man bending his back 216 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,580 And said to them: Gentlemen Do not say who this is! 217 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,980 I am the cousin of the niece 218 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,500 Of the man being torn to pieces And for that I want 219 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,340 Her father's table 220 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,940 Her mother's chair Her brother's watch 221 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,300 The cuckoo clock 222 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,940 The pair of braces The bottle of Vittel water 223 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,740 Charles! Charles! 224 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,620 What about your side stitch, your ulcer and your spine? 225 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,940 I'm forcing myself! 226 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,580 You don't have the right to be sick when you are rich! 227 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,860 It's here. 228 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,020 What is that thing? 229 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,380 The bigger it is, the more impressive it is! 230 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,300 You'll be sick. 231 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,100 Maybe, but I won't be tricked. 232 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,580 You are very punctual. Let's go in, please. 233 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,820 Madam, sir. 234 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,980 - We are ready to sign. - Very well, then. 235 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,220 Before we talk about inheritance tax, 236 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:10,340 my fees and the cost of the genealogist to find you, 237 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:14,460 I must warn you that I must ask you to make a deposit 238 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,580 on the security deposit required by the Ministry of Finance 239 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,500 for the opening of the estate. 240 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,340 That's fine! 241 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900 Perfect! 242 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:27,940 I believe it's a small sum of 15,000 francs. 243 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:35,460 Am I to understand that you can't provide that amount? 244 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,220 We can borrow it. 245 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,700 From the inheritance! 246 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,460 Oh, no, unfortunately not. You can't borrow 247 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,660 from something you don't have yet! 248 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,500 But since we're going to have it! 249 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,380 It's impossible. The law is the law. 250 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,620 I, for one, have already incurred a lot of expenses, dear lady. 251 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:58,180 But perhaps you could borrow it from your stock. 252 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,620 I see from your information sheet that you are an antiques dealer. 253 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,940 - Antiques dealer? - That's right! 254 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,820 A fine antiques dealer, indeed. 255 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,900 Can't even tell a real painting from a fake. 256 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,540 - Excuse me? - He sold everything! 257 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,540 He sold everything we had to buy two Picassos. 258 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,820 The deal of the century, apparently. 259 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,940 What a deal! They were fakes. 260 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,020 Two worthless scabs! 261 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,620 There might be a solution... 262 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:27,980 Since you're going to inherit a richly furnished house. 263 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,340 Why not sell what you have in Paris? 264 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,260 Yes, if you think that this furniture is of any value. 265 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,620 No problem! I have a chest of drawers worth a fortune. 266 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,660 No way! 267 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:40,900 That's typical of you! 268 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,580 After everything I've done for you! 269 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,900 You are offered a fortune on a silver platter 270 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,380 and you make a fuss over a chest of drawers! 271 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,380 I love it! It's sentimental! 272 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:48,540 Sentimental... 273 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,220 Feelings exist, believe me! 274 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,180 Even if you don't know what it is any more ! 275 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,700 My clerk's suggestion is interesting. 276 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,140 Why don't you think about it? 277 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:02,260 I'll give you a few moments. Come on, Nerac. 278 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,500 Now, listen... Lucie... 279 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,700 No! 280 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,540 The ulcer trick doesn't work any more! 281 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,260 What do you want? 282 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,580 To rot in your lodge? 283 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,700 To continue washing the stairs? 284 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,100 Put up with the tenants? 285 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:41,020 Tolerating the dirty looks of an old man? 286 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,220 At least I still have some effect on someone! 287 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,500 I was already picturing us there. 288 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,140 By the sea. 289 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:01,660 In the morning I'd bring you breakfast on a silver platter... 290 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,060 And I'd ask you, 291 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,220 after waking you up with a kiss, 292 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,220 "did my Indian ruby sleep well?" 293 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:14,060 You would open your doe eyes, 294 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,420 and I would say to you while caressing your lovely tanned face, 295 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,420 "what will my lovely starfish do today? 296 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,340 Go for a swim at Eden Rock? 297 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,820 Buy a few dresses in St Tropez? 298 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,940 Or simply enjoy taking my arm, 299 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,180 to walk around the grounds." 300 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,540 Would you be nice like that? 301 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,780 Would we love each other like we did in the beginning? 302 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,540 My Cape diamond... 303 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,620 All right! I'm in! Let's sell everything! 304 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,500 - A scale. - The scale. 305 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,860 - A chest of drawers. - The chest of drawers. 306 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,860 - Can't I keep it? - No, it's on my list, madam. 307 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,820 Sorry, my poor Augustine. 308 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,740 Oh! Ba***rd! 309 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,660 What's going on, Charles? 310 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,820 Do you know what your dirty old man is doing? 311 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,860 He's throwing his rotten eggs at my car! 312 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:33,420 Just because I inherited, eh? You loser! 313 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:21,180 Noisette, look! Look! 314 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:24,340 The olive trees...The broom! 315 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,300 The lavender! The thyme! 316 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:30,460 It smells good! So good! 317 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,940 What are you doing locked up? 318 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,940 Go find yourself a girlfriend! It's the right time. 319 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,340 Hello, my dove! 320 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,700 Charles, it's true. 321 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,340 What's true? 322 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,700 We're in the south. Look at this! 323 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,820 Of course we're in the south! 324 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,460 I was driving while you were sleeping. Careful... Tada! 325 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,340 We'll drink to our new life! 326 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,700 We'll drink to our fortune! 327 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,100 To our house! 328 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,980 To the Belle Étoile! 329 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,300 And we'll drink... 330 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,100 To us! 331 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,740 Oh... This is heaven! 332 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:44,980 First I'm going to buy a sailing boat. 333 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:48,100 No, more like a motorboat with a sailor... 334 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,260 And another smaller car, for women, 335 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:52,340 so you can do your shopping in town. 336 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,380 Charles, just because we're rich, 337 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,020 doesn't mean we're going to start throwing money around. 338 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,980 Who said anything about throwing money away? 339 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:01,420 It's a matter of lifestyle. 340 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,380 Do you think we'll need to hire servants? 341 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:08,260 Of course we will. But with references. 342 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,740 Here, get the photos of the property. 343 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:15,220 - Did you put them in the suitcase? - No in the glove box in my wallet. 344 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,380 Do you know where we're going, Charles? 345 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,500 Of course! I looked at the map. 346 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:35,900 Charles, we're going out of town! 347 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,860 Of course we're going out of town! 348 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,580 You don't want our property to be in the middle of a town! 349 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:42,580 In the smell of exhaust fumes... 350 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,060 Can't you see we're going the wrong way, Charles? 351 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,740 But we're here, on Albert Einstein. I saw the sign! 352 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:56,580 How can it be in a place like this? 353 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:59,980 Maybe it's a very long avenue, like in America. 354 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,700 Wait, I'll try to find out. 355 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:29,340 Sir! 356 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,580 I beg your pardon, am I on Albert Einstein Avenue? 357 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,540 Yes, of course you are! 358 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,700 Avenue Albert Einstein in Hyères? 359 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,740 Yes. 360 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:42,260 I don't understand. 361 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,340 I'm looking for this house. 362 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,500 There's no such palace around here, old chap! 363 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,820 But it's clearly written: 364 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,500 34 avenue Albert Einstein! 365 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:54,700 - 34? - Yes, 34, it says so! 366 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,060 It's here, my friend! 367 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,420 Well? 368 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,620 There must be a mistake. 369 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,940 Look at the address on the inheritance papers. 370 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,340 In the glove box. 371 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,740 - Well? - I'm looking, I'm looking! 372 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,500 Charles, this is what it says here too. 373 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,860 34 Avenue Albert Einstein, in Hyères. 374 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:36,100 They must have got the street wrong! 375 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,100 Or the town! 376 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,060 What are you doing? 377 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,340 I'm going to call the notary, of course! 378 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,380 Can I make a phone call to Paris? 379 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,780 When you go to the post office, do they serve you a drink? 380 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:28,060 A strawberry milk and a squeezed lemon. 381 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,220 Well, that's 8.40 francs. 382 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:32,540 We have to pay in advance? 383 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,100 Of course! 384 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,940 Where's the phone? 385 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,020 Here it is. 386 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:42,140 No, no, you go and sit over there and don't worry about anything! 387 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:43,780 I'll take care of it! 388 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,260 - Hello? - Hello, madam. 389 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,660 Can I speak to Mr. de la Madriguère? 390 00:26:56,660 --> 00:27:00,020 I said I'd like to speak to Mr. de la Madriguère, 391 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,420 the notary. 392 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,460 Ba***rd. 393 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,580 Yes, madam... 394 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,220 I see, I see. 395 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,020 I'll put you through to the police commissioner! 396 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,580 No, no he won't know my name. 397 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,260 Well? 398 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:53,900 Well? 399 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,340 The notary... 400 00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:58,940 The notary does not exist... 401 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,220 What are you talking about? 402 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,900 They moved last night to Cloche de Bois, he, his clerk, the secretary. 403 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,100 The police knows about it. 404 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:10,020 The owner says they're a gang wanted for fraud. 405 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,420 The office... 406 00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:13,940 It was an office rented for a week. 407 00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:19,140 You've been tricked... 408 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,140 Me? 409 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,580 Unbelievable! 410 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,100 Who didn't want to sell? You, maybe? 411 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,980 Who was it who wanted to get rid of your notary? 412 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,180 First of all, he's not "my" notary! 413 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,260 I had a feeling that we shouldn't sell "my" chest of drawers! 414 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,380 I didn't want to! 415 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,340 You fooled me with your charm! 416 00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:42,500 "What will you do today my lovely sea star? 417 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,860 Go for a swim at Eden Rock!" 418 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,620 How beautiful is your Côte d'Azur now! 419 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,740 And this was all a trick from your friend Léon to get "my" lodge! 420 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,180 You're crazy. 421 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,620 Not crazy! Clear-sighted! 422 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:56,300 It goes back to the day I found you with that thug in the lodge! 423 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,340 He was coming over to prepare his trick! 424 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,980 So that he could have the lodge and the chest of drawers! 425 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,420 And you didn't see a thing! Dummy! 426 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,980 Fool! Gullible! 427 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,340 Oh Lucie, calm down! 428 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,820 I won't calm down! 429 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,140 - Don't shout! - I'll shout if I want to! 430 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:15,820 Maybe my lodge wasn't beautiful, but we had it! 431 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:20,180 What do we have left now? Nothing! We have nothing left! 432 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:22,500 - We can sell the car. - Sure! 433 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,100 Go sell your beautiful American car! 434 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,940 And for once, don't get fooled. 435 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:28,900 Will you wait for me here? 436 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,580 Perhaps. 437 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,620 Don't push, it's only a stolen car. 438 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,060 - Stolen? -That's what the copper said. 439 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,980 The police even have the description of the thieves. 440 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,300 - Come on! - What's going on now? 441 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,580 I'll tell you on the way. 442 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,660 - Where are we going? - Anywhere you want, out of town! 443 00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:25,420 Now please explain. 444 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,740 I warn you, out of town is double time. 445 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:34,980 My wallet! 446 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,260 You left it in the car. 447 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,980 At... 50 francs... 448 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:46,580 40 francs, stop the car. 449 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:59,300 Faster, faster! 450 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,580 At least I got to see the sea again. 451 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,060 Where are you going? 452 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,780 I'm going away. 453 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,460 Lucie! 454 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,540 Lucie. 455 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:27,740 Lucie! 456 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,900 Lucie! 457 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,900 Lucie, come back! 458 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,580 Come back, Lucie! 459 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:36,460 I can't swim! 460 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,820 Lucie, come back! 461 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:16,980 I forbid you to do such a thing! 462 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:22,900 I forbid you to leave me! Do you hear? 463 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,060 Then let's go! 464 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,860 Where to? 465 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,460 To the police. To prison. 466 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:36,500 Prison? 467 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:38,900 No! 468 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,300 We didn't do anything! 469 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,700 How can you prove that we didn't steal the car? 470 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,500 I don't know! And I don't care! 471 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:55,900 They're looking for us. You heard him in the car park. 472 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:58,580 They are looking for us but they haven't found us! 473 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,380 We have no more money, nothing left... 474 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,500 So what? 475 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,940 We are together, aren't we? 476 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,340 I don't want them to separate us! 477 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:08,340 Never, you hear me? Never! 478 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:17,060 You're right! We'll never be caught. 479 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:20,020 Never, never, never! 480 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:21,900 It's only work. 481 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,860 I'm going to earn some money, you'll see. 482 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:27,540 I'll set up a new business. 483 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:31,100 At first, I'll do appraisals. 484 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:37,100 Perhaps you better not. 485 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,140 They must have left during the night. 486 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,820 Or else they would have been found this morning. 487 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,900 A couple like that is noticeable. 488 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:24,340 Especially him, a big, flabby guy 489 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:27,300 with a striped jumper like a wasp. 490 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,900 According to the description, anyway. 491 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,580 Her description was more vague... 492 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:34,580 A skinny sixty-something. 493 00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:36,380 Sixty-something, can you believe it? 494 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:38,460 The times we live in, my boy. 495 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:42,060 If even the old and the puny start to lose their mind like the others, 496 00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:43,340 then we're scr**ed. 497 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,500 I mean, I don't understand anything any more. 498 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,660 I think we should go home because I'm a little hungry. 499 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,620 Do you have a real meal in the morning? 500 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:53,100 It depends, it depends... 501 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:56,300 Sometimes, if I'm not too hungry, I eat a small salad. 502 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:59,940 With tomatoes, celery, anchovies, tuna. 503 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:02,300 And then when I start work again at 4 o'clock, 504 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,940 I make myself an anchoyade. 505 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:07,060 Crushed anchovies with garlic, olive oil... 506 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,260 At least it wakes you up. 507 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,500 But last night, Susanne made aioli, 508 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,540 so this morning I ate the leftover cold aioli. 509 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,660 It's good cold. 510 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,980 With cod, a potato, a hard-boiled egg, some carrots. 511 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:19,980 Come on, kid, let's go. 512 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,540 I'm so hungry! 513 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,580 Do you want us to surrender? 514 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:16,980 - They'll give us food. - No way! 515 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,020 You need a shave, handsome. 516 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,980 You look a bit dodgy like that. 517 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,820 Breathe! Breathe in! 518 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:37,300 It's good! It purifies the blood! 519 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,180 You're right, enjoy the oxygen. 520 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,980 Before we go to prison... What are we going to do? 521 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,020 Visit Marseilles, of course. 522 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,580 Respond, Charles! React! 523 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:50,140 We're alive, goddammit! 524 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,620 Oh Charles. 525 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,860 Oh no, Charles! Not while driving! 526 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,100 Why not? 527 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,420 Because it goes by too fast! 528 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:54,540 Charles and Lucie Have a lot of worries 529 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:59,020 And no more money And no more family or friends 530 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:03,580 They are not bad Lucie and Charles 531 00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:08,100 They've been tricked Like newborns 532 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,980 When you're unlucky There is a law among men 533 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:15,180 While one shouts kill him 534 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,020 You hear the other say knock him out 535 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:21,860 But these two losers who only Loved each other with their hearts 536 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:26,220 Will relearn to conjugate The verb love against fear 537 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,220 Charles and Lucie 538 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,500 They've got a lot of worries 539 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:34,980 And no more money No more family, no more friends 540 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:39,540 There are offices full of heroes 541 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:44,020 But where are the ones Who start over at zero? 542 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:46,820 He's the slacker 543 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,980 He's the kind of guy Who's a bit of a phony 544 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,460 The guy who gives you a can opener 545 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:53,780 For Napoleon's dentures 546 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:58,180 She only has love It's just a little glimmer 547 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,060 But the thing that makes Your heart burst 548 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:02,300 When despair returns 549 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:06,700 Charles and Lucie They've got a lot of worries 550 00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:11,060 And no more money No more family, no more friends 551 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:15,500 Dear misery It's not its fault 552 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:19,660 When it shows up You'd better stand up to it 553 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:25,100 They don't ride horses, they don't Ride a bicycle or a sailboat 554 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:27,420 They ain't got no money, no jewels 555 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,220 They don't even have enough to eat 556 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:34,060 But in this mess, it doesn't take A rocket scientist to figure out 557 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,180 That as soon as you have No more sole meunière 558 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,420 There's no more miller, As if by chance 559 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,380 Charles and Lucie 560 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,740 They've got a lot of worries 561 00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:47,220 And no more money, No more family, no more friends 562 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,700 When the jinx is on 563 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,820 And threatens you 564 00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:56,460 Sticking together is the only way To get through it 565 00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:24,220 Shame on you! 566 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,060 My tights are ruined... 567 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:44,220 I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry! 568 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,660 Let's face it. 569 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:48,180 If we want to eat, we have to find money, Charles. 570 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,420 - Let's sell our wedding rings. - Never! 571 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,340 It would be like getting a divorce. 572 00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:16,420 What's wrong with those two? 573 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,940 People are becoming more and more crazy. 574 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:21,260 Turn your shirt inside out, quick! 575 00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,660 Do you think he saw me? 576 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:24,580 Didn't you see his face? 577 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,020 Help me! 578 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:32,260 Oh, yeah, that's much better. Come on, come on. 579 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:41,140 FOREIGN LEGION 580 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:43,300 Do you think they'd give us food? 581 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:46,020 They don't recruit women anyway. 582 00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:07,540 I assure you, Charles, it's the only way. 583 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:08,900 You really think so? 584 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,020 There are lots of great women who started out that way. 585 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:12,540 Yes, but... 586 00:44:12,740 --> 00:44:15,980 - Do you think I'm not good enough? - Of course you are... 587 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,620 Only the first step is difficult. 588 00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:19,820 I'll wait for you here. 589 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,140 Ladies and Gentlemen, let me perform for you 590 00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:34,980 one of my greatest hits! 591 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:39,380 Open, open the bird cage 592 00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:43,580 Watch the birds fly away It's beautiful 593 00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:48,260 Children, if you see Small birds imprisoned 594 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:52,060 Open their door, let them fly free 595 00:44:52,260 --> 00:44:56,380 A small thimble With three drops of water inside 596 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:59,900 Above their perch A white cuttlebone 597 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,420 And a little bird 598 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,460 Sad to live in prison 599 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:08,460 That brings sunshine into the house 600 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:12,140 Open, open the bird cage 601 00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:16,580 Watch the birds fly away, It's beautiful 602 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:17,540 Children 603 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,180 Get the hell out of here! Sl*t! 604 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:22,900 You're the sl*t! 605 00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,260 Sl*t! Wh*re! 606 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:28,140 - B**ch! - You're the b**ch! 607 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:30,660 Call the police! 608 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:33,740 Open, open the bird cage 609 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,100 - What's going on? - Did you hear them? 610 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,580 Oh they don't know what's beautiful. Come on. 611 00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:40,260 Madam! Madam! 612 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,820 Here, madam, this is for you. 613 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:44,980 Your song was very pretty. 614 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:48,540 Josiane! 615 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,820 Little thief! What have you done with my fish? 616 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,940 I always wanted to see Marseilles again. 617 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,660 I didn't know this city. 618 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,060 We're fine, aren't we? 619 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,500 - What about your back, your stitch? - It's fine. 620 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:20,540 I don't even think about it any more. 621 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:25,660 Were you hungry too? 622 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:30,940 I'll throw this away. 623 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:33,180 Take a page. 624 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:35,860 I feel like reading. 625 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:36,780 Here. 626 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:43,660 Ugly face. 627 00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,220 So, when are we going to reach old age? 628 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:58,220 Never if we decide. 629 00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:02,620 Listen to this: "Looking for senior caretaker. 630 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,300 Reference letter needed. 631 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:09,940 Retirement home in the Luberon, 84300." 632 00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:12,340 No, in the hospices they beat old people. 633 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:14,660 And when they're too old, they put them down. 634 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:15,900 - No way! - I know what I'm saying. 635 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,820 My great grandmother, Augustine, 636 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,500 she died in a hospice. 637 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,900 In 1900, in Saint Remy. My mother told me. 638 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:22,900 Did she? 639 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,420 I'm too young for that job anyway. 640 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:27,020 Much too young. 641 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:29,060 Why don't we sleep in the church? 642 00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:31,380 We can wait until the doors close... 643 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:33,740 Why don't we go to the station's waiting room? It never closes. 644 00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:36,260 But the coppers make rounds after the last trains. 645 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:38,900 They don't go to churches as often. 646 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,700 Come on! We'll be safe there. 647 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,020 It's closing. 648 00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:00,700 You hide in that one. 649 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:03,820 And I'll be in this one. I'll meet you later. 650 00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:44,300 The church is closing. 651 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:21,820 We are closed... 652 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,140 It's too late. Come back tomorrow. 653 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:34,220 Let me confess or I'll shoot. 654 00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:38,420 I've been nicknamed the Mad Killer, Father. 655 00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:40,140 It's no accident. 656 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:45,940 I'm... I'm listening, my son. 657 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,140 I've killed, Father. 658 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,540 How many times, my son? 659 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,540 Nine times, Father. 660 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,460 That's great, my son. 661 00:49:58,660 --> 00:49:59,740 And after that? 662 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,380 Did you just say "great"? 663 00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:08,100 No, I said, 664 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:11,020 That's abominable, my son. Abominable. 665 00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:14,260 I would like to stop... 666 00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:18,420 Why don't you start right away? 667 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,500 Take this quickly. So it doesn't happen again. 668 00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:40,860 Now, do something for me. 669 00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:44,060 Father, I beg you. 670 00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:45,980 I'm begging you. 671 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,740 You will kneel. 672 00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:56,340 You will kneel at the altar. 673 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:57,380 Yes. 674 00:50:58,060 --> 00:50:59,700 And you will say a Pater and an Ave. 675 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,340 A Pater and an Ave? 676 00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,420 Is that all? 677 00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,660 You don't understand anything I'm telling you. 678 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:13,980 I said 100 Pater. 679 00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,580 And 100 Ave. 680 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,140 Go, right now! 681 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:18,260 All right, Father. 682 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,660 - You forgot your jumper. - Hands up! 683 00:51:58,420 --> 00:51:59,580 No, it's not him. 684 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,860 - Is he in there? - Who? 685 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:04,780 The Mad Killer. He escaped from neuropsychiatry yesterday morning. 686 00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,180 Is he in there? 687 00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:10,380 God's house is for innocent souls only, my son. 688 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:14,020 Come, my child. 689 00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:31,500 Hurry up! 690 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:32,700 Take it easy! 691 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:38,940 Hey, don't those two look familiar? 692 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:53,260 - Punch your tickets. - What? 693 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,860 Then it's 3 francs. Per person. 694 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,380 3 francs... 695 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,180 Do you have any change? 696 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,140 No! No! Please! Don't shoot! 697 00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,900 Please don't shoot! 698 00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:08,500 I have eleven children... 699 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:09,900 And I'm expecting twins. 700 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,340 Two of them! 11 and 2 will make 13. 701 00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:14,460 They're already bad luck. 702 00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:15,780 Drive, get out of the city! 703 00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:18,100 We'll tell you where to stop. Don't make any unnecessary moves. 704 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:19,700 I'll go wherever you want. Don't shoot. 705 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,300 Then what are you waiting for? 706 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:26,180 Don't shoot. Don't shoot! 707 00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,540 It's fast, isn't it? It's great! 708 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:45,100 Public transport... 709 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,380 For us alone. 710 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:51,100 A gun... It's not... It's dangerous... 711 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:55,420 Look at the beautiful... The beautiful landscape. 712 00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:57,100 The trigger, on the left. 713 00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:00,380 The... The Chauliette... Joliette very nice. 714 00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:05,820 These freighters... It's very... Very nice, very industrial... 715 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:10,020 They go to Africa, to the Congo, 716 00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:13,900 the pyramids... Egypt... 717 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,540 Don't shoot, please don't shoot. 718 00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:17,460 Oh, on the right! 719 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:20,660 Do you see? To the right, you see? On the right is the right... 720 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,900 It's the city of Marseilles! 721 00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:26,020 Marseilles with its fresh air... Its streets... Its streets... 722 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:29,860 Its warm streets. 723 00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:32,700 Its varied trade! 724 00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:35,300 How varied its trade can be! 725 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:41,060 And then above all... Above all... Above all, don't shoot! 726 00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:49,860 Don't turn your head! 727 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:52,140 One of us will get down, the other will stay on, understood? 728 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:53,100 Yes, yes! 729 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,740 And now let's go! 730 00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:02,540 I'll do what you want, but please, please, please, don't shoot! 731 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,580 This one. It will be very good for sleeping. 732 00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:58,900 What if it's a fishing boat? 733 00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:00,020 The fishermen leave at dawn. 734 00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:02,780 No, not that one. It's a pleasure boat. 735 00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:04,660 You can trust me. I know all about it. 736 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,660 No, no, no, me first. 737 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,500 The knife, take the knife. 738 00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,900 Paris sent you this, Commissioner. 739 00:56:40,580 --> 00:56:41,740 Ugly faces. 740 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,820 Here, I hope you catch them today, you incompetents. 741 00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:53,220 Incompetents? 742 00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:55,500 We spotted them yesterday. 743 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:57,740 Do you want me to congratulate you? 744 00:56:57,940 --> 00:57:00,420 Someone disarms a gun nut right in front of you, 745 00:57:00,620 --> 00:57:02,180 and you can't even catch him. 746 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:04,220 Ten minutes later they rob a driver and steal a bus. 747 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:07,060 What more do you need? That they kidnap the mayor? 748 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:08,740 Maybe they left Marseilles. 749 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:11,740 Yeah, in their yacht, probably! 750 00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:16,220 Good morning, my mermaid. How did you sleep? 751 00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,060 I'm a little sore, but I'm fine. 752 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:19,700 I'm going to have a look outside. 753 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,860 We'll have to be discreet to jump down. 754 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,860 Lucie! Lucie! 755 00:57:55,780 --> 00:57:57,220 We're going to die! 756 00:57:58,660 --> 00:57:59,940 So young! 757 00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:07,340 What are those two doing out here? 758 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,340 They're crazy! 759 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,020 Set a course for the canoe over there. 760 00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,460 Oh thank you, thank you. Thank you so much! 761 00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:32,660 What are you doing so far from the coast? 762 00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:34,780 No oars, no sail, no nothing! Where do you come from? 763 00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:37,060 From Marseilles, we ran out of petrol. 764 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:40,060 You don't have an engine either. 765 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:41,980 Will you take us back to Marseilles? 766 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:44,900 Take you back? Are you serious? What about our fish? 767 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:46,580 We'll be back sometime this afternoon. 768 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:48,220 We'll leave you there. 769 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:51,140 Hey, get them a drink. 770 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:53,060 And some food, please! 771 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:00,140 That's better! 772 00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:11,140 The wind is picking up! 773 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:12,660 Aren't you afraid of getting seasick? 774 00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:15,180 Us? Come on... 775 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:21,060 Oh, that was rough. 776 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,580 It's still moving... 777 00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:26,220 Do you want me to warn the police 778 00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:28,220 so that they can take you back to Marseilles? 779 00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:31,620 I'll moor the boat there. Will you remember? 780 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:35,340 OK guys, let's go! 781 00:59:35,540 --> 00:59:36,820 Take care, you Argonauts! 782 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:40,220 It's over, Charles. It's over. 783 00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,340 - There's no more water. - But it's moving. 784 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:43,500 It's always moving. 785 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:46,500 It's going to get better. Come on, baby. 786 00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:52,620 It's still moving. 787 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:55,700 Why is the bench moving? 788 01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:04,340 PUBLIC BATHS 200 METRES 789 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:07,700 Don't leave me. 790 01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:09,340 Don't leave me. 791 01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,780 How about a nice hot bath? 792 01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:15,820 Oh, yes. In a still bath. 793 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,020 Wait for me here. 794 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,660 Good morning, madam. 795 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,700 Is it good, what you're reading? 796 01:00:47,180 --> 01:00:50,100 It's deeply moving. 797 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,860 Nobody's Boy, by Hector Malot, do you know it? 798 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:56,540 Here, when the little orphan is on the road, 799 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:59,700 in the cold, with nothing to eat, 800 01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:02,540 and he meets these very rich people. 801 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,460 Just reading it makes me want to cry. 802 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:09,340 I wanted to ask you a favour. 803 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,860 My husband and I had an accident at sea. 804 01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:15,140 Could you let us wash up? I'll pay you back later. 805 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:18,100 I can see you coming. 806 01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:21,820 No money, no bath! 807 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:23,420 My husband is so cold. 808 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:24,780 Then buy him a jumper! 809 01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:25,980 Please understand. 810 01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:27,580 He's all wet, I'm afraid he'll catch something. 811 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:30,500 Exactly, if he is wet, 812 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,620 it's not the right time to take a bath. 813 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,100 I'll trade you this for a bath. 814 01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,380 - Is it gold? - 18 carats. 815 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:45,620 - A shower, you say? - I said a bath! 816 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:46,820 For two! 817 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,460 And this! This! This! 818 01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:52,860 - Hey there! - And this, and this... 819 01:01:53,060 --> 01:01:55,820 - And your packet of cigarettes. - Don't take advantage of me! 820 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:00,700 Right, well... OK. 821 01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:05,180 Oh, I feel like a new man! 822 01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:07,820 People are nice! 823 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,100 Aren't they? 824 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,300 Take this woman for example, 825 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,940 she could very well have chased us away. Right? 826 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:44,620 Lucie... 827 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:47,980 Lucie! 828 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,580 What did you do with your chain? 829 01:02:54,060 --> 01:02:54,940 My God, 830 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:58,220 I must have lost it on the boat. 831 01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:06,780 BATH TIME LIMIT 30 MINUTES 832 01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:09,220 We're closing! Hurry up in there! 833 01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:17,140 Good thing we're not staying. 834 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:19,420 It's excessively depressing here. 835 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:23,780 The next town over, they'll be less godly. 836 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,700 I'll sell my watch... 837 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,300 And I'll buy you a sumptuous meal. 838 01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:31,020 And a room in a palace! 839 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,060 Do you miss the lodge, Charles? 840 01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,660 Do you want to go back there? 841 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,940 - Do you? - Oh no. 842 01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:44,180 Tell me Charles... Why didn't we leave before? 843 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:49,220 Because we hadn't inherited anything yet! 844 01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:09,660 What's wrong, madam? 845 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,900 This thing refuses to move. 846 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:14,260 It does it on purpose. It knows I have an appointment at 8 o'clock. 847 01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:15,500 They'll wait. 848 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:18,020 It can't wait, the green ray never waits. 849 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:20,540 - The green ray? - The magic ray. 850 01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:23,460 I don't expect you to believe it. 851 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,660 Do you mind if I take a look? 852 01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:30,780 If you wish. It's useless. 853 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:33,060 It always does the same thing to me. 854 01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:36,340 What is the magic ray? 855 01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:41,020 It only happens once a year near the river delta. 856 01:04:41,580 --> 01:04:44,460 Just before 8 o'clock, the flamingos fly over. 857 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:48,780 Then at 8 o'clock sharp, all the animals fall silent, 858 01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:50,460 and the green ray appears. 859 01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:53,220 It must be beautiful. 860 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,180 Very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. 861 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:57,500 Madam, would you like to try? 862 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:08,500 Bravo, Charles! 863 01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:10,820 Thank you! 864 01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,980 Would you like to see it, the green ray? 865 01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:16,940 That's very kind of you, madam. 866 01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:19,700 Do you think we have enough time for that? 867 01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,260 Oh yes, Charles! 868 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,620 Then let's go! 869 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,020 You see Charles, 870 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:27,540 fortune telling is not what it used to be. 871 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,380 People used to come to me 872 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:32,260 and I would open the doors to the wonderful. 873 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:36,660 I was the mediator between dream and reality. 874 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:39,860 I taught them to tame their intuitions. 875 01:06:41,380 --> 01:06:43,740 Now, the only thing they ask me is 876 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:47,420 whether they are going to win the lottery, the races, the raffle. 877 01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:51,020 Will they get an inheritance? When? How much? 878 01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:54,340 The big dream is over. 879 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:58,060 When I dream, it never comes true anyway. 880 01:06:59,260 --> 01:07:01,140 Because you are not ready yet. 881 01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:03,300 You want a cigarette? 882 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:04,860 I've kicked the habit. 883 01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:06,620 Try it, it's very good. 884 01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:08,700 They're made from herbs 885 01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:11,260 that I picked myself in Transylvania. 886 01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:12,580 Try it. 887 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:16,940 You'll see. 888 01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:26,460 I see... I see! 889 01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:34,100 Over there, I see huge water lilies. 890 01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:36,420 And a huge purple flower... 891 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:39,860 And panthers playing leapfrog. 892 01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:44,660 I also see a tabby cat playing the flute. 893 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:49,380 And a lion playing the violin. 894 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:55,620 Come quickly! 895 01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:08,060 It's coming. 896 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:40,660 I'm glad you've seen it. 897 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:43,300 It will bring you luck. 898 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,460 Cut! 899 01:08:59,020 --> 01:08:59,820 Me first. 900 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:02,260 Why you first? 901 01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:03,580 Because... 902 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:06,340 You are a good man. 903 01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:09,620 You even have the sweetness wrinkle. 904 01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:12,020 A little faded, but you still have it. 905 01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:13,820 What about me? 906 01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:15,980 Let's see... 907 01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:19,300 You had a very hard childhood. 908 01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:23,380 You probably worked as an artist... 909 01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:28,220 Then it all stopped abruptly in your thirties. You see here? 910 01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:31,500 Well... that's strange. 911 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:32,460 What's strange? 912 01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:42,700 Your mother and father died when you were very young. 913 01:09:43,740 --> 01:09:44,980 I was ten years old. 914 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:52,860 Recently, a hope... 915 01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:55,540 Then a great disappointment. 916 01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:02,060 Let me see again. 917 01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:06,620 You'll have money. 918 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:09,060 A lot of money. 919 01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,060 Oh no, that's impossible. 920 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:18,460 And yet, there it is. 921 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,420 And here... 922 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:24,340 And here. 923 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:30,220 - When? - I can't say exactly. 924 01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:33,460 Three days... 925 01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:37,900 Three weeks... 926 01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:39,820 Three months... 927 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:41,900 Three years... 928 01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:02,100 Charles! Charles! 929 01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:11,340 I was having a terrible dream 930 01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:14,580 that we were being separated. 931 01:11:16,060 --> 01:11:18,620 We were locked up, far away from each other, 932 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:22,140 and I heard you crying, 933 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,340 and I couldn't reach you. 934 01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:30,300 It's over, my darling. 935 01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:33,940 It's over. You see? We're together. 936 01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:56,580 What are you thinking about, my darling? 937 01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:58,660 About her. Nostradama. 938 01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:00,420 She has a good life. 939 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:03,020 Being free to travel all the time... 940 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,340 And what have we been doing? 941 01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:09,180 You're right, my aquamarine! 942 01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:12,620 When I think that we could have never seen this. 943 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:43,660 Oh no, not in the water! 944 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,420 Why not? 945 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,220 Because in the water, 946 01:12:47,420 --> 01:12:48,860 it makes bubbles. 947 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:12,020 I'm so hungry! 948 01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,740 Patience, patience... 949 01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:16,780 How about a nice roast chicken? 950 01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:19,340 Oh yes! A nice chicken! 951 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:22,060 With herbs, lots of tarragon. 952 01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:23,460 A hint of garlic. 953 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:28,380 It's coming, it's coming. Here, chicky... 954 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,340 Charles! 955 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,300 It's not my fault. 956 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,100 If it follows me, it's because it loves me. 957 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,700 And so do I. 958 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:40,140 Roasted. 959 01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:43,300 Here, chick, chick, chicken... 960 01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,900 As soon as we get there, 961 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,580 we finish it! 962 01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:50,180 Can you do that? 963 01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:51,580 No, but you certainly can! 964 01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:53,460 Don't count on me, I hate blood. 965 01:13:53,660 --> 01:13:56,380 Listen Lucie, this is not the time to have principles. 966 01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:57,460 No. 967 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,580 Ba***rd! 968 01:14:06,380 --> 01:14:07,180 Lucie! 969 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,420 Lucie, look! 970 01:14:12,060 --> 01:14:13,940 Look at that! 971 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:21,020 PUBLIC SAFETY NO ENTRY 972 01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:25,260 There. No one will bother us. 973 01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:43,540 We must be close to an airfield. 974 01:14:46,660 --> 01:14:48,740 There's a 350 straight ahead! 975 01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:51,060 80-100 degrees. 976 01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:54,180 Got it! 15 degrees at speed 102, maximum. 977 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:58,180 That's good. Line it up. Reduce, reduce. 978 01:14:59,860 --> 01:15:03,900 We're good! Over the spot, when I tell you, go full throttle. 979 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,500 Lucie... Lucie, are you OK? 980 01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:00,780 I'm cold. 981 01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:03,020 I'm cold. 982 01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:04,940 I'm cold. 983 01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:08,940 I can't take it any more. I'm going to die. 984 01:16:30,180 --> 01:16:32,180 Hey, guys, look at that! 985 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:33,660 Should we do them? 986 01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:39,300 Oh no! No! 987 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,540 Charles... 988 01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:21,660 What are we going to do? 989 01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:25,140 Carry on, of course! 990 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,820 Carry on how? 991 01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:35,100 They took everything from us. 992 01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:36,940 Even our wedding rings. 993 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:38,900 Even my pants. 994 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,780 We're done for, Charles. We have to surrender. 995 01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:46,900 Oh no. 996 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:49,580 A bunch of snotty b**tards 997 01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:51,540 are not going to defeat Charles and Lucie! 998 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:35,260 I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry... 999 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,340 Come on. 1000 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,460 Sit down for a while, my lavender flower. 1001 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,380 Listen, Charles, 1002 01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:05,260 let's face it, it's over now. 1003 01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:06,620 I can't take it any more. 1004 01:19:07,460 --> 01:19:09,660 We have to give ourselves up. Go to the police. 1005 01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:10,660 No! 1006 01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,620 There must be some wildlife around here. 1007 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:18,220 I'll surely find a rabbit snared in this wood. 1008 01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:22,260 I'll make you something to eat and then we'll leave. 1009 01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:24,900 Have a rest, and I'll be right back! 1010 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:37,420 Oh my God! 1011 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:44,860 Oh no, no, no. You can't, it is stuck. 1012 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:46,820 Go on, save yourself. Save yourself, Lucie! 1013 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:47,820 Hurry before they come. 1014 01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:49,540 - No! - Yes! 1015 01:19:49,740 --> 01:19:51,740 Now I'm telling you to give up! 1016 01:19:51,940 --> 01:19:52,980 They are stronger than us! 1017 01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:55,620 Go away! Save yourself! Run away, Lucie! 1018 01:19:55,820 --> 01:19:57,620 - I don't want you to be locked up. - Never! 1019 01:19:57,820 --> 01:19:58,860 No one! Do you hear me? 1020 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:01,700 No one will be stronger than Charles and Lucie! 1021 01:20:42,140 --> 01:20:44,420 - Is it still as painful? - Less. 1022 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,500 Oh no, Charles! Not now! 1023 01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:54,100 Why not? 1024 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:56,780 Because when I file, I file! 1025 01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,780 I'm going to faint. I am so hungry. 1026 01:21:13,460 --> 01:21:14,420 Come on. 1027 01:21:16,340 --> 01:21:17,820 I'll take you to lunch. Come on! 1028 01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:10,820 Fanny, my dear, get ahold of yourself! 1029 01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:13,060 After what poor Bernard went through, 1030 01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:14,740 he's better off where he is. 1031 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,940 Who let you come here? 1032 01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:20,540 Who served you? 1033 01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:22,300 The girl over there. 1034 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,420 Well, she was wrong! 1035 01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:27,900 Now pay up and get out. 1036 01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:30,300 That's 34 francs. 1037 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,980 - Well... - Someone stole our money. 1038 01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:35,580 And you expect me to believe that? 1039 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:36,980 We can sweep up if you want! 1040 01:22:37,180 --> 01:22:39,500 Or wash up, you have a lot of customers! 1041 01:22:40,740 --> 01:22:42,620 Let go of him! Let him go! 1042 01:22:42,820 --> 01:22:45,540 - Just you wait! - I'll sing! 1043 01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:47,260 I'll sing to entertain the people. 1044 01:22:47,460 --> 01:22:48,780 I sing very well, I am an artist! 1045 01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:50,300 I'm going to sing you some songs! 1046 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,180 Florent, give me the phone! 1047 01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:54,060 Let her sing, Sylvio! 1048 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:56,260 That would have pleased poor Bernard. 1049 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:59,860 - Isn't that right? - Yes! 1050 01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:08,020 I was born into a family Where we're all rather crazy 1051 01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:10,660 Parents, sons, daughters We have nothing under our berets 1052 01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:13,540 But we don't make a big deal of it Because at least everyone knows that 1053 01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:16,100 For fashion, wine, sex We're proud to be French 1054 01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:19,100 I'm in politics And I shout in the bistros 1055 01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:21,940 The situation is critical We are crushed by taxes 1056 01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:24,820 All these scandals make us sick Down with the politicians 1057 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:27,420 But I'm gonna get up early To vote next Sunday 1058 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:30,180 Oh, how stupid we are We're idiots, we're idiots 1059 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:33,060 There are no bigger idiots on earth 1060 01:23:33,260 --> 01:23:35,100 We're stupid, we're stupid We're stupid, we're idiots 1061 01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,940 She's crazy, that one! She's insulting us now. 1062 01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:39,700 Florent! Call the police! 1063 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:41,140 Oh no, no! 1064 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:43,180 Ladies and gentlemen, don't let him do it, ladies and gentlemen! 1065 01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:46,140 I beg you! If only you knew all our misfortunes. 1066 01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:48,100 Thugs attacked us last night. 1067 01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:50,020 They stole all our clothes! 1068 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:51,860 Even your pants? 1069 01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:53,380 Even her pants! 1070 01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,580 And right after that, 1071 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:58,860 they set traps for us. Wolf traps! 1072 01:23:59,060 --> 01:24:01,020 - No, they didn't! - Yes, yes! 1073 01:24:01,220 --> 01:24:02,420 And before that, 1074 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:04,700 do you know how they tried to capture us? 1075 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:06,100 No? 1076 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:08,220 With planes. 1077 01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:11,060 Are we hunting people with planes now? 1078 01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:13,740 We were sitting quietly my wife and me, 1079 01:24:13,940 --> 01:24:15,660 having a picnic, 1080 01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:18,260 when all of a sudden, "Vroom!" 1081 01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:21,140 A huge watering can plane came flying over us! 1082 01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,540 It threw tons of water at us. 1083 01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:24,180 Water? 1084 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:26,020 That's because of the bus! 1085 01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:28,140 That we hijacked in Marseilles! 1086 01:24:28,340 --> 01:24:30,900 My Charles pointed 1087 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,340 the Mad Killer's huge gun at the bus driver! 1088 01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:34,540 Did you see the Mad Killer? 1089 01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:36,820 I heard his confession at Notre Dame de la Garde. 1090 01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:38,620 - Are you a priest? - No. 1091 01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:40,060 I was in the confessional! 1092 01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:44,220 Imagine the Mad Killer, a kind of terrible Frankenstein! 1093 01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,380 Frightening head! 1094 01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:48,980 Coming at you like a wolf 1095 01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:52,020 on silent crepe soles. 1096 01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:54,660 But what were you doing in the confessional? 1097 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:56,740 It was just before the shipwreck. 1098 01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:59,900 We were drifting on the sea for three days. 1099 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:02,980 In the storm. Dying of hunger and thirst. 1100 01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:04,700 On a raging sea! 1101 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,420 Infested with sharks! 1102 01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:07,860 - Sharks? - Yes, huge sharks! 1103 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:10,420 - Who wanted us dead! - Why did they want you dead? 1104 01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:12,820 Because we had inherited 3.5 million! 1105 01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:15,500 - 3.5 million? - Yes, it all started in Paris, 1106 01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:16,940 Eight days ago. 1107 01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:19,140 Because of the chest of drawers. 1108 01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:21,380 Affirmative. Affirmative delta 2. 1109 01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:23,740 We are told that there is a couple in Maussane whose description 1110 01:25:23,940 --> 01:25:26,980 may correspond to the one in the Wanted notice sent by Marseilles. 1111 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:28,220 Check it out! 1112 01:25:28,420 --> 01:25:30,940 So Léon, a friend of Charles, 1113 01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:33,180 and who, under the guise of an amateur, ladies and gentlemen, 1114 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,420 is in fact an envious, dreadful swindler. 1115 01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:39,300 Well, this Léon enters the lodge, and spots what? 1116 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,380 I'll tell you! 1117 01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,900 The chest of drawers! 1118 01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:45,220 Exactly. Three days later, 1119 01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:47,340 in the lodge comes the... 1120 01:25:47,540 --> 01:25:49,620 - The notary's clerk. -That's it, the clerk. 1121 01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:51,340 A big, worldly man, 1122 01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:52,980 in a very smart suit. 1123 01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:55,020 And who wants to kiss my hand. 1124 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:57,340 Hello, madam! 1125 01:25:58,180 --> 01:26:00,580 Are you Mrs. Lucie Roussel? 1126 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:01,700 That's me. 1127 01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:03,660 Well, I'm pleased to announce 1128 01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:06,460 that you have just inherited 3.5 million. 1129 01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,620 3.5 million! 1130 01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:09,980 Yes. 1131 01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:12,540 And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, 1132 01:26:12,740 --> 01:26:15,220 you see us standing here in our ragged clothing, 1133 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:16,780 starving, 1134 01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:19,980 and reduced to the most appalling poverty. 1135 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:22,820 Bravo! 1136 01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:25,820 Bravo! 1137 01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:55,060 I'm warning you right now, 1138 01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:56,900 I will not let anyone separate us. 1139 01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:58,020 Do you understand? 1140 01:26:58,220 --> 01:27:00,140 My wife and I are not to be separated. 1141 01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,900 And I demand a mixed prison! 1142 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:04,060 No bunk beds. A big bed. 1143 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,220 Sit down. 1144 01:27:06,780 --> 01:27:08,580 No need to pretend you can't hear! 1145 01:27:08,780 --> 01:27:10,900 I have connections! I have very important relationships! 1146 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,340 What's all this racket? 1147 01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:16,500 Ah... Here you are at last. Come on in. 1148 01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:22,980 Sir. 1149 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:31,140 So, are you happy? 1150 01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:34,660 You had a lot of fun with the judicial police and the gendarmerie. 1151 01:27:34,860 --> 01:27:36,700 It's a good thing you were arrested! 1152 01:27:37,220 --> 01:27:39,300 I wonder what new crime you were going to commit. 1153 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:42,060 Sir, I would like to point out that we are victims, my wife and myself, 1154 01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:44,060 of an unspeakable judicial error. 1155 01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:46,260 Please sit down. 1156 01:27:48,460 --> 01:27:50,940 It's true! The stolen car, we didn't know it was stolen! 1157 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:52,220 And the boat left on its own! 1158 01:27:52,420 --> 01:27:54,100 And the chicken on the road committed suicide! 1159 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,180 And the Mad Killer came to confess willingly! 1160 01:27:56,380 --> 01:27:58,220 As for the bus, the driver was a paranoid man, 1161 01:27:58,420 --> 01:27:59,340 a real danger to the public. 1162 01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:01,700 And we only stole the scarecrow's clothes. 1163 01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:03,220 Will you shut up? For God's sake! 1164 01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:06,220 In any case, we won't answer any more questions. 1165 01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:18,140 - Who's that? - I don't know. 1166 01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:22,020 So, do you recognise them? 1167 01:28:42,460 --> 01:28:45,780 And they had the nerve to kiss my wife's hand! Rascals! 1168 01:28:45,980 --> 01:28:47,060 If you'd let me get a word in edgeways, 1169 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:50,140 I would've told you that we knew everything from the start! 1170 01:28:50,340 --> 01:28:51,300 Everything! 1171 01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:54,380 My Parisian colleagues caught your crooks the day after you left. 1172 01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:55,900 Just as they were negotiating the sale. 1173 01:28:56,100 --> 01:28:56,900 The chest of drawers? 1174 01:28:57,460 --> 01:28:58,420 What chest of drawers? 1175 01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:01,260 A priceless piece of furniture. 1176 01:29:01,820 --> 01:29:04,340 Because it was the chest of drawers they were after. 1177 01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:07,900 Of course! A unique opportunity! 15,000 francs, first price. 1178 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,780 What about this? 1179 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,700 Does it look familiar? 1180 01:29:17,620 --> 01:29:18,700 Augustine! 1181 01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:23,580 Yes... Augustine. It's her they wanted. 1182 01:29:24,100 --> 01:29:26,460 This little portrait of a woman was painted in 1889, 1183 01:29:26,660 --> 01:29:29,060 at the hospice in Saint Remy de Provence, 1184 01:29:29,860 --> 01:29:31,140 by Van Gogh. 1185 01:29:32,220 --> 01:29:33,700 Van Gogh? 1186 01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:35,500 Yes, Vincent Van Gogh. 1187 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,140 Does that ring a bell for you, as a professional? 1188 01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:45,140 Be careful, don't touch it with your dirty hands. 1189 01:29:45,340 --> 01:29:48,580 This painting has been cleaned and appraised by me. 1190 01:29:48,780 --> 01:29:50,500 It's a very interesting work. 1191 01:29:50,700 --> 01:29:52,740 Mr. Curator, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Roussel, 1192 01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:54,340 the owners of the painting. 1193 01:29:54,540 --> 01:29:56,140 Madam. 1194 01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:58,820 Sir. I represent the national museums. 1195 01:29:59,020 --> 01:30:03,100 I am authorised to make you a firm offer: 2 million. 1196 01:30:03,300 --> 01:30:04,900 - 2.5 million. - 2.2 million. 1197 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:06,900 - 2.4 million. - 2.3 million, take it or leave it. 1198 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:08,420 - No. - We agree! 1199 01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,740 Yes, cash! 1200 01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:11,940 It's a deal. 1201 01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:16,060 Starving! In rags! 1202 01:30:16,260 --> 01:30:18,340 Hunted like beasts! 1203 01:30:18,540 --> 01:30:22,420 The temptation of nothingness was seeping into us! 1204 01:30:22,900 --> 01:30:24,140 When suddenly, 1205 01:30:24,340 --> 01:30:27,100 an apple fell suddenly on his head. 1206 01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:30,140 My Charles shouted, like Newton, 1207 01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:31,740 Eureka! 1208 01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:34,620 I had finally understood everything! 1209 01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:35,860 Everything. 1210 01:30:36,340 --> 01:30:37,740 I had understood... 1211 01:30:37,940 --> 01:30:39,820 That neither the bipedal wolves 1212 01:30:40,020 --> 01:30:41,740 nor the four-legged beasts, 1213 01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,340 nor the raging elements 1214 01:30:43,540 --> 01:30:46,980 would ever be stronger than the two of us! 1215 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:53,780 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the true 1216 01:30:53,980 --> 01:30:57,340 and detailed story full of noise, fury, 1217 01:30:57,540 --> 01:31:00,780 of the misery and misfortune, 1218 01:31:00,980 --> 01:31:04,300 of Charles and Lucie. 1219 01:31:05,140 --> 01:31:06,980 Bravo! 1220 01:31:33,740 --> 01:31:38,220 I may have overdone the confessional part a bit today. 1221 01:31:38,420 --> 01:31:41,060 - Don't you think so? - Still, it worked very well! 1222 01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:43,460 The room was great. 1223 01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:45,220 Wonderful! 1224 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:48,900 - You know what we'll do? - What? 1225 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:52,300 We're going to do a few more rounds in two or three villages, 1226 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:55,180 and then we'll start in a big city. 1227 01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:58,420 In Marseilles for example, we'll play in a theatre, a big one. 1228 01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:02,140 And then we'll do Lyon, Bordeaux, Toulon, Strasbourg. 1229 01:32:02,340 --> 01:32:04,860 Then we'll go to Paris, Bobinot, the Olympia. 1230 01:32:05,060 --> 01:32:07,180 And after that, the world is ours! 1231 01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:11,020 Rome, London, Tokyo, Rio, Buenos Aires, Chicago, New York. 1232 01:32:11,220 --> 01:32:13,100 - Hollywood! - Hollywood? 1233 01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:16,260 You're dreaming, Charles! 1234 01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,580 I'm dreaming? 1235 01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:23,180 But that's life! 1236 01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:33,580 CHARLES AND LUCIE ARTISTS 87533