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[ Birds chirping ]
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Come on.
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[ Scoffs ]
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This place is
a freaking nightmare.
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No.
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What the hell is this?
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Just one bar! Come on!
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Son of a bitch!
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Let's see what this is.
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Oh, god.
Now I need to pee.
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Okay.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Urinating stops ]
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[ Laughs ] Oh!
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I did it!
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I got a signal!
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Whoo!
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[ Beep ]
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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I need this!
Oh, come on.
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Come on!
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[ Beep ]
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[ Laughs ]
Okay, okay.
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Ohh. Uhh...
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Help!
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Help me!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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**
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[ groans softly ]
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[ Music stops, flies buzzing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, god!
They're so gross!
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They're everywhere!
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So sad.
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Yeah.
Really makes you think
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about how precious life can be.
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So, what are we thinking?
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Hack 'em up, throw 'em in a bag,
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put a bunch of rocks in there,
weigh 'em down?
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Yeah, no, these bodies
need to be moved and burned
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before they start
spreading disease.
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Like, we move them,
like, with our...
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With our... we got to
touch 'em with our hands?
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Okay, we should all
listen to Emma.
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She knows what she's talking
about. She's a podiatrist.
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Foot doctor.
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All: Oh!
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I thought
you were a real doctor.
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A podiatrist is a real doctor.
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But she said
you were a foot doctor.
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A foot doctor is a real doctor.
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They just specialize in feet.
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Oh, like when a nurse
wraps your ankle.
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No, like when a podiatrist
saves your life.
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Through your feet.
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The feet are the gateway
to the body!
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Enough!
You're boring me.
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We got to light these suckers
up, so let's get to it.
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Wait!
Before we release these people,
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we need to perform
a transition ceremony.
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A what?
A native American memorial
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celebrating a soul's departure
from the physical plane.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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We can all play
grab-ass on the beach, you know,
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jerk each other off in the sand.
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If we're gonna waste time,
let's waste time.
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I think a memorial
is a great idea.
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Get rid of any disease,
say good-bye to these cadavers.
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People.
People.
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Okay, fine.
How about you three
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go into the jungle
and check for any missed bodies,
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and I'll clear this beach.
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And I'll just jot down
some notes for a eulogy.
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Probably open with a joke.
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Oh, no, no, no, Daniel.
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We're gonna need you
to clear the fuselage.
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The fusi-what?
The fuselage in the jungle.
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That thing's jammed full
of bodies...
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People split in two,
arms hanging off.
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[ People screaming ]
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I saw a woman
who was literally folded in half
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like a lawn chair.
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There's some pretty heavy shit.
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But you've probably seen worse
on the force, right?
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I mean, you're a cop.
Totally.
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I'm not a cop. Why did i
tell people I was a cop?!
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And now they want me
to clear the fuselage?
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It's like a giant tube
of nightmares!
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I can't do it!
I'm not gonna do it!
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Then don't, man.
Just tell people the truth.
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I can't tell people
that I'm not a cop.
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Then I'll be the liar
on the island.
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Besides,
it's like the first time
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people are actually
looking at me with respect
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and someone's
finally listening...
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Yeah, I got to go.
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I'm sure whatever you decide
to do will be great.
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They're just corpses.
They can't hurt you.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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Babe, i just talked to Karen.
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Looks like some bodies
washed up during the night.
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What?
Seriously?
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Yeah.
Oh, yes!
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That's awesome!
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Maybe my callaway
washed up, too.
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Jesus, Todd,
those are people, okay?
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Enough with the golf club.
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Jess, it's not a golf club.
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It's a $1,500 golf club.
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It's a $1,500 metal stick, okay?
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Let it go!
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Oh, let it go?
Please!
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Jess, my baby is out there!
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You might just
be able to move on,
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but I will not rest
until I find her.
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Baby?
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Boy, he is just...
Jammed in there, isn't he, huh?
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And the angle is so impressive.
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How does this happen?
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Pack:
[ In distance ] Aah! Help me!
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Oh, pack!
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Pack!
Pack!
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[ Laughing ]
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You guys!
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Why are your pants down, buddy?
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What?
I only had one hand.
Ugh.
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Whatever!
I've got a sig...
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[ beep ]
Oh, my god, it's gone.
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What's gone?
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You guys must have
interrupted the signal.
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Get back!
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Okay!
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[ Beep ]
Get back! There! There, stop!
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Don't move a muscle.
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Pack, what's going on?
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This is a satellite phone.
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It's got a very low battery,
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but it has a signal...
A faint signal.
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Any of us move, I'll lose it.
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What are you saying?
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I think we can make a call.
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[ All shout ]
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Stop moving!
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Owen: Okay, so,
what are you waiting for?
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Call somebody.
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Wait, say that again.
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Call somebody.
A-doy!
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I would have called someone,
Owen, but my phone is dead.
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And the only number
i know off the top of my head
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is my office.
And it's closed on Saturday!
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Because today has to be
a goddamn Saturday!
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What about all those phones?
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They're all dead or locked.
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Do any of you guys
know anyone's phone number?
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What, like...
From memory?
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Uh...
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Really?
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None of these phones work?
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Um... Parents?
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People know parents' numbers,
right? Florence?
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Oh, no. My parents
don't believe in cellphones.
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What? Why?
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Uh, a little thing called
[Whispering] the NSA.
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Oh, my god.
Wake up, sheeple!
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They're always listening.
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Oh, god!
Never mind!
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Owen.
Pass.
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Pass?
Yeah, pass.
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Like a game show?
Oh, Emma...
boomer! Boomer!
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Oh! No!
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Oh, what's a boomer?
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My friend.
It's her drug dealer.
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He happens to deal drugs.
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I don't know,
I'm spitballing here.
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Guys, the police, right?
911.
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What?
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Like the...
The world police.
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Is that a thing?
Yeah, never mind.
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I said pass, so I'm...
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What about someone at Columbia
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or a hospital or something?
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Uh, yes, yes!
I know the number to a hospital!
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[ Both scream ]
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Florence, you beautiful bitch,
you did it again!
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You're freakin' brilliant!
You're freakin' brilliant!
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Stop... Dancing!!
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It's okay. It's just
a bunch of dead people.
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You got this.
[ Chuckling ] Okay!
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We're gonna make this fun.
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It'll be like a real-life
"weekend at Bernie's."
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[ Shuddering ]
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Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
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Oh, god.
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I can't do this.
I can't do this.
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Man:
Of course you can't.
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Dad?
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That's right.
Your father.
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You were on the plane?
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What?
What?
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No, I wasn't on the pla...
This is a nightmare sequence.
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I'm all your fears
and bullshit come to life.
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Ohhh.
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Did you seriously not get that?
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I don't know.
It was kind of confusing.
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No, it's not.
It was daytime out there.
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Now there's like all this fog
and shit in here.
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What... what did you think
was happening?
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I don't know!
Why are you here, dad?!
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I'm here to tell you that you'll
never move these bodies
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because you're a coward.
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That's why you ran off
to Thailand.
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That's why you'll never
take over the family business.
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I told you
i don't want to be like you.
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I want to help people.
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So, is that why
you're pretending to be
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some blue-collar cop?
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Hey, y'all hear that?
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My son wants to be
a public servant.
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[ Laughter ]
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Don't laugh at me.
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Daniel!!
No one needs your help.
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Sooner or later, these people
are going to find out
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who you really are, who I am,
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and they're
gonna hate you for it.
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Why are you being so mean?
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Because that's how nightmare
sequences with dad work!
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I'm the reason
you're scared of everything!
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[ Whimpers ]
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[ Laughter ]
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- No!
- See?!
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You're not gonna
clear out these bodies
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because you're a pussy, Daniel!
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Now, stop embarrassing
the family
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and get the hell out of here!
Scram!
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[ Whimpering ]
But, da...
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Hi, Todd.
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[ Grunts ]
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What do you want, legs?
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Hey, look, I heard about
what you lost in the crash.
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You did, huh?
So sorry, Todd.
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Yeah.
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It sucks dick.
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That's what I was
just thinking, you know?
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It sucks... Dick.
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Only had her for, like,
six months, too.
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I can't even imagine.
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I remember the first time
i picked her up.
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Just thinking, "[Bleep]
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This thing is so light,
you know?"
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She weighed nothing.
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Life is precious.
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But she was strong, too.
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Like, it had
this big, old fatty head.
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That's... Cute.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, Todd,
why don't you come with us?
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[ Grunts ] Help
sort through the wreckage, eh?
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Might take your mind
off a few things.
261
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,899
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, all right.
262
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,968
Who knows?
263
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,237
Maybe I'll find her.
[ Chuckles ]
264
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,042
[ Sighs ]
265
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,443
Maybe you will.
266
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,945
[ Ringing ]
Okay, here we go.
267
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,213
Woman: Thanks for calling
San Francisco general.
268
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,149
For English, press...
One, press one.
269
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,384
[ Beep ]
Hola, gracias por...
270
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,386
What?!
Owen, you said press one!
271
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,256
English is always one!
Why would you make Spanish one?!
272
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,458
Wow.
White privilege much?
273
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,769
Florence, you studied in Spain.
What is it saying?
274
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,261
Okay, that was more
about the culture
275
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,934
than about the language.
Florence, listen!
276
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,731
Okay! Uh, shut up!
Come on.
277
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,967
Okay, it's... the voice thing
we need to say,
278
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,468
um...
The name of a department.
279
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,012
Yeah, yeah, I still don't speak
Spanish! Come on!
280
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,638
Just say "operator."
281
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,339
Operator.
282
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,241
Man: Lo siento?
283
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,511
Operator!
Man: Lo siento?
284
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,147
Opera-dor?
285
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,483
[ Hold music plays ]
286
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,352
[ Laughs ]
Oh, no shit!
287
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,625
[ Hold music continues ]
Come on!
Somebody pick up!!
288
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,671
So, who do you know
at this hospital?
Well, no one yet.
289
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,030
Uh, it's just the hospital
that I matched at, so...
290
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,666
But isn't this in San Francisco?
291
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,468
We live in New York.
292
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:39,673
You got a job in San Francisco?
293
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,041
Well, Florence, i basically...
294
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,509
That's great.
295
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,310
What?
296
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,112
Yeah.
That is fantastic.
297
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,613
I'm so happy for you.
298
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,116
Wow. I thought
this was gonna be,
299
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,393
like, a whole thing
with you guys.
300
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,220
So, you're not mad?
No. Just let me know
301
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,722
when you want
to pick up the knife.
302
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,724
What knife?
From my freakin' back!
303
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,358
There it is.
304
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,193
Oh, here we go.
Ugh.
305
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,229
Pretty snazzy for some cool guy.
306
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,332
Yeah, they're all right.
307
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,300
Why don't you have them?
308
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,336
Oh, great. Thanks.
309
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,675
Hey, Todd, how's Jess doing?
Is she all right?
310
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,711
You know, with your loss
and everything?
311
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:18,912
Jess?
Yeah.
312
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,048
She doesn't give two shits.
313
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,850
She's glad it's gone.
314
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:23,884
What?!
315
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,518
Yeah.
She hated the thing.
316
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,088
Used to make me
keep it in the garage.
317
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,390
She kept your baby
in the garage?!
318
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,393
Little callaway?
Oh, yeah, bro.
319
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,228
Said I loved it more than her.
320
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,539
This one time, we were fighting.
321
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,931
She just grabbed the thing,
322
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,700
started swinging at me like
a goddamn animal.
323
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,235
[ Growling ]
324
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,937
Oh, my god!
She's mad!
325
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:44,971
Pretty much.
326
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,275
Hey, honey.
327
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,276
Oh.
328
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,378
Yeah, she's a nightmare.
329
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:57,217
Todd, I want you to know
that I'm there for you, okay?
330
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,090
Okay.
331
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,758
So, you were just gonna leave
332
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,594
and slink away
from our 10-year friendship
333
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,396
to some foot hospital?!
334
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,764
It's a regular hospital!
335
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,299
Okay, sorry to interrupt, guys,
336
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,968
but we're losing battery,
and nobody's picking up!
337
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,303
Florence, you're up.
338
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,646
Your drug dealer,
boom town.
Boomer.
339
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,906
Whatever!
Do you trust him?
340
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,307
No, we do not trust him.
341
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,209
With my life.
Oh, okay!
342
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,820
So, we're just gonna
hang up on a hospital
343
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,479
and call someone who's
done Molly via their butthole.
344
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,981
Oh, my god!
That was one time!
345
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,483
And who's gonna not butt-roll
at a Rick Ross concert?!
346
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,285
Wait, wait, wait!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
347
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,387
It stopped.
Okay.
348
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,089
[ Laughs ]
349
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,558
Man: It's almost fall,
and you know what that means.
350
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,960
It's flu shot season!
351
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:40,994
Aah!!
352
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,229
You got to be kidding me.
353
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,164
Oh, forget this!
Florence, you're up!
354
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,866
We're calling
butt-roll guy!
355
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,403
Beach is almost cleared.
How's it going on the fuselage?
356
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,939
Uh, yeah, it's going.
357
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,307
You haven't seen
this guy, have you?
358
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,577
Not yet. Why?
359
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,112
Body's still missing.
360
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,816
Wife down there... Says she can't
say good-bye without it.
361
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,085
She seems to think it's still
somewhere on the plane.
362
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,621
I keep telling her, lady,
anything could have happened.
363
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,423
For all we know, he could have
364
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,359
blown out of the sky
at 30,000 feet,
365
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,461
fallen in the ocean,
sunk to the bottom.
366
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,429
Unless, of course,
the sharks got him.
367
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,797
Hell, I've seen
a hammerhead shark
368
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,267
tear into a grown man
like he was warm bread.
369
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,602
Ripped his butt clean off.
370
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,005
I said, "lady,
your husband... fish bait.
371
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,040
Probably got eaten
by a hammerhead shark."
372
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,376
Some people just can't
let go of the past.
373
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,544
Anyway, I'll let her know.
374
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,815
Karen, wait.
375
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,588
I'll go look again.
Okay.
376
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,061
[ Beeps ]
377
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,563
Okay, it's ringing.
Florence, get ready.
378
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,999
We do not have much time left.
379
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,466
[ Line ringing ]
380
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,868
Boomer: Hello?
381
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,137
Aah!!
Boomer!
Boomer, it's Florence!
382
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,371
Oh, hey, it's you!
383
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,839
Boomer, I knew
you'd pick up, okay.
384
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,584
Emma said you wouldn't,
but I knew you would.
385
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,077
That doesn't matter right now.
Okay, we are alive, okay?
386
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,713
We crashed on an island,
and we are stranded.
387
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,049
Boomer: Uh, just hanging, man.
How about you?
388
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,417
Boomer, what are you...
389
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,895
It's Florence!
What are you talking about?!
390
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,553
Boomer: Psych!
391
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,922
This is a voicemail!
392
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,756
You got boomered, dummy!
393
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,591
[ Laughs ]
I'm not actually here.
394
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,361
Whatever you just said,
no one will ever hear it.
395
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,431
Why? 'Cause you got boomered!
396
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,933
Hello?
Are you still there?!
397
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,267
[ All shout ]
398
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,403
Boomer, your stupid voicemail!
Okay, it's Florence!
399
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,671
And we are stranded...
400
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,872
Boomer: Double psych!
401
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,408
[ Laughs ]
It's still my voicemail!
402
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,345
[ Laughs ]
Anyway, get at me.
403
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,213
Oh, and if you're
calling about the iguana,
404
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,414
somebody already took him.
405
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,916
[ Beep ]
Woman: We're sorry.
406
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,852
This mailbox is full
and cannot take new messages.
407
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,888
[ Cries ]
408
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,891
**
409
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,634
[ laughter ]
410
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,905
Hey, shut up!
411
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,440
You're dead.
412
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,476
Well, well, well.
413
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,711
If it isn't
my greatest disappoi...
414
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,612
Oh!
415
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,913
You're gonna listen to me, dad.
416
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,483
See this woman?
She needs my help.
417
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,985
So, I'm gonna help her.
418
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,320
'Cause on this island,
I'm not like you.
419
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,055
I'm a cop.
420
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,824
Now, where's the guy
in the Hawaiian shirt?
421
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,294
Where's the guy
in the Hawaiian shirt?!
422
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,928
[ Whimpers ]
423
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,536
Pussy!
424
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,509
Oh, god, he's fat.
425
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,179
Okay, how much
call time is left?
426
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,347
Like, maybe a few seconds.
427
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,491
Does anyone have
anyone else to call?
428
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,750
Owen?
429
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,285
Okay.
Hear me out.
430
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,821
There's a papa John's in Tucson.
431
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,156
You don't know anyone's number?
432
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,857
Oh, like boomer
and his rad voicemail?
433
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,859
Hey! No, only I get to yell
at my friend.
434
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,528
Voicemail.
I'm gonna leave a voicemail!
435
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,163
Okay, who are you calling?
436
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,974
My office. I'll leave a message
for my assistant, Charlie.
437
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,299
He'll find us!
We're rescued!
438
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,600
What are you gonna say?
439
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,169
"Hey, it's pack.
I'm alive."
440
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,703
Trust me, he'll find me.
441
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,373
[ Ringing ]
Shh, quiet.
Quiet, quiet, quiet.
442
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,976
Hello. You've reached
the voicemail of Charlie fay,
443
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:21,648
newly appointed sports agent
at united artists agency.
444
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,717
Leave a name and number
after the beep.
445
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,519
[ Beep ]
They made Charlie an agent?
446
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,554
Pack, the voicemail!
447
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,555
Oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
448
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,023
Charlie, it's pack!
449
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,225
[ Beeping ]
Come save us, I'm Ali...
450
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,563
What happened?
451
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,065
It's dead.
452
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,406
They replaced me after one week.
453
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,041
I gave my life to that place.
454
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,409
This must be
your worst nightmare,
455
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,586
'cause you're
stuck here with me.
456
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,711
Oh, Florence, come on.
457
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,080
I just think it's very telling
458
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,648
that the only number you know
is some hospital.
459
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,050
Oh, okay, well, not all of us
460
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,485
want to live off of unemployment
461
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,187
while we make candles
in our bath tub.
462
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,721
I also make paper!
463
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,157
Guys, we're all upset, okay?
This is nobody's fault.
464
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,859
Said the sad man
with no one to call.
465
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,562
I am not sad. I just don't have
anyone's phone number.
466
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,633
You don't have anyone's number,
or you don't have anyone?
467
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,604
I said papa John's!
468
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,439
We could have called
papa John's.
469
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,807
Guys!
470
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,511
Am I not important?
471
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,579
Your dick's hanging out.
472
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,814
Huh?
473
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,320
My bad.
474
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,124
Sorry.
475
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,898
Well... Here we are.
476
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,169
Does anyone want to say anything
before I torch these bodies?
477
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,239
No? No, I...
478
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,973
I just don't want
to light these suckers up
479
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,875
and then have
someone bitch at me.
480
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,610
'Cause I ruined a funeral once.
481
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,945
Nobody?
482
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,323
All right,
nobody wants to say anything?
483
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,681
I'll say a few words.
484
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,154
Dealing with these bodies today,
i learned something.
485
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,555
I learned that it doesn't matter
486
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,157
what we were before the island.
487
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,793
It doesn't matter
what people thought of us
488
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,496
or if we lost track
of what's important...
489
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,665
If we weren't close to others.
490
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,567
Or, hell,
if we were some big weirdo,
491
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,170
like a public masturbator
or something.
492
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,339
What matters is we're here now.
493
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,208
We're given a second chance.
494
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,156
Or something like that.
I don't know.
495
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,947
I felt like
that was rambling a little bit.
496
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,983
I'm dehydrated.
I'm sorry, everybody.
497
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:40,187
No, Danny, that's quite lovely.
498
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,354
Oh, thanks, Steve.
499
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:45,192
Karen...
I think we should say good-bye.
500
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,994
**
501
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,115
[ sniffing ]
502
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,152
Ugh.
What's that smell?!
503
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,053
Is that the bodies?!
504
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,888
That smells horrible.
Oh, god.
505
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,457
Is it disrespectful if we leave?
506
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,793
I have no idea, but I'm smelling
many, many things right now.
507
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,329
It smells
like burning hair, huh?
508
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,496
[ Gags ]
509
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,898
Ugh, it smells
like a hundred assholes on fire.
510
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,700
Ugh!
I'm gonna throw up!
511
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,202
Blugh!
512
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,337
[ Retching ]
513
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,004
Eeew!!
514
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,649
Now I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
515
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,743
I'm gonna...
[ All retching ]
516
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,346
It's a puke chain.
It's a puke chain!
517
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,013
Ugh! Ugh!
518
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,015
Don't look at each other!
519
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,484
Eeew!!
520
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,519
Everybody get upwind!
521
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,421
[ All shouting ]
522
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,930
Oh, yuck! Ugh!
523
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,770
Hey, Todd.
524
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,439
Hey.
Look what I've got...
525
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,608
Some pretzels for you.
526
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,010
Jesus. Steve,
are you trying to bang me?
527
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,780
What? No!
Why would you say that?
528
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,049
All the gifts
and weird leg touching.
529
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,918
Feels like you're trying
to bang me, dude.
530
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,120
I'm not trying to bang you.
531
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,423
I'm comforting you
in your time of need.
532
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,725
Todd, you've lost a child.
533
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,294
What?!
534
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,795
Haven't you?
535
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,430
Are you talking
about my golf club?
536
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,864
Callaway is a golf club?
537
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,276
You were talking
about a golf club?!
538
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,469
You thought I lost a kid?
God bless!
539
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,870
You dummy!
540
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,648
Why do you think
i was being so nice to you?!
541
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,474
'Cause you were trying
to bang me, man.
542
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,875
Well, I can't believe this!
543
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,877
Look how angry I am now!
I see it.
544
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,246
And the things I gave you!
That neck pillow!
545
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,715
Not to mention
all the other things!
546
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,149
The shaving mirror.
Yeah.
547
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,118
The sketch I did of the two
of us on the beach.
548
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,320
Yeah, that was pretty good.
549
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,487
My handkerchief!
550
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,164
Listen, man, it's not my fault
you're an idiot.
551
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,658
All right.
We could just...
552
00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,659
Give me that...
553
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,960
No.
Neck pillow back!
554
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,261
Come get it!
Give it!
555
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,996
Come on!
It's right here.
556
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,433
Whoa!
[ Laughing ]
557
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,667
Okay, just come here.
558
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,068
All right.
Yeah, right.
559
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,837
Come... all right,
honestly, come here.
560
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,674
[ Groans ]
561
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,008
Damn you, Todd!
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