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Previously on "Wrecked"...What is that?
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It's a priest character
from the game.
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I risked my life
to steal this.
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-What?!
-Come on!
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Hey, can you bark like a dog,
Half Pint?
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[ Yipping ][ Laughs ]
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Meat is murder.
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Oh, s-so you're
a hypocrite.
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I'm not a hypocrite.
I value all life.
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Does anyone know
any of our last names?
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See? We're no one
to each other.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Beeps, unlatches ]She did it.
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Tell Declan
you found us all
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barricaded
at the power station!
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Once they get out of the
mansion, we can slip right in.
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[ Spits ]
Oh!
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I want them dead.
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Declan, what if they get
to the radio?
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That won't be a problem.
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♪♪
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I must say...
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you've put on
one hell of a show,
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but we now
have you surrounded,
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and you have
nowhere left to run.
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So I'll make this easy
for you.
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If you come out now,
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I will honor the terms
of our original agreement
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and spare
one of your lives.
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But if you decide
to stay inside my home,
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hiding like cowards,
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I will kill you all.
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♪♪
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As befitting a gentleman,
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I'll give you 30 seconds
to decide.
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Hey, Dec. Dec.
[ Grunts ]
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Your choice is --
What? What? What? What?!
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What are you
muttering about?!I got-- I gotta go.
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You're pulling my leg.
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Can't that wait?
-No, it can't!
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Nature calls. I gotta answer
this sombitch.
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Honestly, I'd love
a little breather.
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My, uh, jumper's knee
is kinda acting up. I gotta --
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Hell, if we're taking a break,
I could slam a protein bar.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fi--
How long do you need?
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[ Sighs ]
Ideally, 15.
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But I mean, I could, like,
muscle it out in 10 if --
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Stop. Stop.
Stop talking.
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10 minutes!
You've got 10 minutes,
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then we come in
and kill you all, all right?!
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All right?!
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Christ on the cross.
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I'm trying to create
a sense of menace,
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a sense of -- of dread...[ Farts ]
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...and you tits
are ruining it!
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[ Farting continues ]
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[ Wrapper crinkles ]
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Declan, you want
some of this, man?Shut --
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♪♪
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Well, if we surrender,
maybe one of us could live?
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The rich --
they'll hunt whoever wins.
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Declan told me.
They're gonna kill us all.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Well, then,
that's that.
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♪♪
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No.
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No, we are not
gonna die here today.
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We are gonna get out of this
together.
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Because Danny was right.
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We're a family.
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No, we're not.
You said it yourself.
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We don't even know
each other's last names.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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You want to know
what my last name is?
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♪♪
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It's the same
as all of yours.
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It's "Island."
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My name is Owen Island.
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♪♪
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-What?
-What are you talking about?
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-Your last name is "Island"?
-We--
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That's dumb.
I mean, is it Dutch?
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It's not [chuckles]
actually my last name.
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Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl--
I'm saying --
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I'm thinking of a name
that would unify us
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because we all crashed
on an island.
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Um...
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Look...
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when we crashed, we were
just a bunch of strangers
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stuck together.
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But we have been through
so much,
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that now we really are
like a family.
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So, it doesn't matter
what our last names were.
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What -- What -- What matters
is that now...
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we may as well share a name.
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My last name's Island,
too.
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I'm Danny Island.
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♪♪
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Then
I'm Florence Island.
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And I'm Jess Island.
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Yeah, I'm...
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Todd Island.
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But sometimes we bang, so...
are you, like, my sister?
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I don't really know
how this works.
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I'm Karen Cushman-Island.
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Didn't change my name
for Anthony,
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and I'm sure as shit
not gonna change it for you,
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but I'm happy
to hyphenate.
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All right, y'all ain't gonna
believe this,
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but my actual last name
isIsland.
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I'm Bruce Island.
Hand to Jesus.
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I'm Stewart Island!
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Yep, I'm changing both my names.
I've always hated "Steve."
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Uh, Steve, that's not really
the --Stewart.
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It's Stewart.
-[ Grunts ]
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Oh, my God!
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[ Groans ]
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And I'm Pack Island!
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Have you just been hiding there
this whole time?Yeah, I have.
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And even though
it was kinda muffled,
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I agree with everything.
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And I'm done hiding.
I'm ready to fight!
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So let's stick it
to those rich assholes, huh?!
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Yeah!
-Yeah!
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-Yeah! Let's do it!
-I love family!
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So...what's the plan?
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♪♪
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Danny...
got any crazy ideas?
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♪♪
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Listen up, people!
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We've got
T-minus eight minutes
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to booby-trap the shit
out of this house.
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We're talking
homemade explosives...
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deadly kitchenware...
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marbles all over
the floor.
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They should be sliding
they asses all over this place.
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Oh, and, guys?
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Really think about
your last quip
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before you go in
for the kill.
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It should be
short and punchy,
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but also emotional.
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Like, for example,
I may say,
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"Well, isn't this rich?"
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Then bam!
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You see,
that played on
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both their financial
circumstances
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and my own
personal history.
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Actually...
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that one's really good.
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Shit. I may use that.
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Oh, wow.
You're done finally.
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Good. Have you, um...
eaten your snack?
Yeah.
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Taken your shit?Oh, yeah.
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Knee feeling good?
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Yeah.
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Great. Well...
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let's hunt.
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All right.
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Time's up.
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Prepare to die.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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The vents?
[ Chuckles ]
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Too easy.
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Florence: Aah!
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[ Grunting ]
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-What the hell is this?!
-It's a red flag, mother--
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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The hell?
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Half Pint!
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Oh, shit.
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Looks like you got a little pair
of nuts on you after all.
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[ Gunfire ]
Aah!
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Well, where you going,
little doggy?
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I got a treat for you.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Bruce coughing ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Aah! Son of a --
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♪♪
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You sure
this is gonna work?
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Of course this is gonna work.
Why wouldn't it work?
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Because it's just
strings and marbles?
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Strings and marbles?
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You think this is just
strings and marbles?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Let me try and explain this
to you.
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Once he enters, he's gonna
slip on the marbles,
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stumble forward,
and trip the wire.
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That'll dump the syrup,
which will catch the fan,
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blasting him
with feathers.
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Momentarily blinded --
[ Groans ] --
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he'll reach for
the hot doorknob.
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[ Screams ]
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Then he'll fall
through the window.
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[ Screams ]
Plummeting!
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Straight to his death.
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Yeah, I just don't see
any of this actually working.
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[ Click in distance ][ Quietly ] Wait.
Shut the [bleep] up.
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Somebody's coming.
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This could be it.
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♪♪
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Hey! Get over here!
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Hey.
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It's the nerdy one.
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It would've been so much better
if it was Peabody,
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'cause we have that,
like, shared history --
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Danny!
[ Stammers ]
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[ Whispers indistinctly ]
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Shh! Shh, shh.
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[ Door opens ]
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Oh, I see.
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A little game of cat and --
Aah!
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[ Body thuds ]
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[ Marbles clattering ]
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Huh.
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You think he would've hit
the feathers by now.
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♪♪
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Oh.
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I did not
expect this.
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♪♪
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[ Lighter clinks ]
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Hey, there, friend.
Care for a drink?
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How about
our house specialty?
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We call it
a Molo-Todd cocktail.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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Hell, yeah!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
Tell me someone saw that.
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Did anyone see that?
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Oh, my God!
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[ Grunting ]
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Freaking creep!
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Ow! That's me!
-Shit! Sorry.
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Aah!
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[ Both grunting ]
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♪♪
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Freeze!
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Drop the knife
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or I'll shoot you.
I swear to God.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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You're the vegan,
right?
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What?
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What was it
you said again?
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That you respect
alllife?
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[ Chuckles ]
You're not gonna kill me.
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♪♪
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Yeah, well...
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I'm a hypocrite, bitch.
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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Ew!
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Eugh!
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[Bleep] It's in my mouth!
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Look at
his freakin' head.
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Oh, sick!
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Oh, it's so gross!
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00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,893
Brewster: Half Pint!
269
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:06,622
[ Breathing heavily ]
270
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,969
Well, this is
more like it.
271
00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:13,594
Half Pint hiding
like a little bitch.
272
00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,665
I know you're in here.
273
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:20,740
[ Singsong voice ]
Half Pint.
274
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,018
[ Normal voice ]
Come on out, little doggy.
275
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,401
Now, where could he be?
276
00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:28,471
[ Door open ]
277
00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:30,266
Aaaaaah!
278
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,647
[ Grunting ]
279
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:33,476
Take it! Take it!
280
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,720
[ Both grunting ]
281
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:38,792
Are you throwing
a trout at me?!
282
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:44,798
♪♪
283
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:50,804
♪♪
284
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,876
[ Chuckles ]
285
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,603
Well...[ Gun cocks ]
286
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,778
...looky here.
287
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,471
Half Pint
is about to become No Pint.
288
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:05,508
♪♪
289
00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:07,821
You know what?
290
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,996
Do that little
funny dog bark
291
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,067
for me one more time,
Half Pint.
292
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,310
Hey.
293
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:17,313
I said bark funny
like a dog.
294
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:21,490
♪♪
295
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:24,458
No.
I'm not a dog.
296
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:27,496
I'm a medium-sized man.
297
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,843
Suit yourself.
298
00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,224
Karen: Hey.
299
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:33,743
Woof woof.
300
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:35,262
[ Grunts ]
301
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,748
That big, old bitch.
302
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,476
[ Body thuds ]
303
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,754
Oh, my God.
304
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,860
Hell, yeah, Karen!
305
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,518
And that line --
"Woof woof"?
306
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:51,002
I mean, come on!
307
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:52,866
That really
came full circle.
308
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,765
I said it because that's
the sound a doggy makes.
309
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,734
Yeah.
310
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:05,914
♪♪
311
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:08,537
[ Gunshots in the distance ]
312
00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,539
♪♪
313
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:12,058
[ Gun cocks ]
314
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:13,887
[ Breathing shakily ]
315
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,269
Shit!
316
00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,754
Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:21,170
[ Grunts ]
318
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:26,727
♪♪
319
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:32,423
♪♪
320
00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:33,907
[ Gun clicks ]
321
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,805
Steve:
Well, well, well.
322
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,740
Look at
these tables turning.
323
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:43,227
♪♪
324
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:49,578
♪♪
325
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:52,201
[ Glass clinking ]Shh, shh, shh.
326
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,927
[ Whispering ]
Someone's inside.
327
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,929
[ Whispering ]
Good thing we've got...
328
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,413
my stick.
329
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,176
Yeah.
No, totally.
330
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,764
It's just...
I have a gun now.
331
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,974
So maybe
we just use that.
332
00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:07,078
Yeah,
that makes sense.
333
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,769
Let's do that.
Totally.
334
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:09,943
Ready?
335
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:13,947
♪♪
336
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:16,467
[ Both breathing heavily ]
337
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,953
[ Glass clinking ]
338
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:22,300
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
339
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,579
[ Slow-motion yelling,
glass breaking ]
340
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:28,997
♪♪
341
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,344
[ Breathing heavily ][ Gun clicking ]
342
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,108
[ Muffled ]
What the [bleep]
343
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,248
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
344
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:41,009
I should've looked before
I started shooting.
345
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,632
I realize that now.
This thing is crazy!
346
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:44,805
Babe!
347
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,600
[ Grunts ]
348
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,878
[ Normal voice ] Ew. God.
You're covered in blood.
349
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,708
Well, yeah.
Florence killed a guy.
350
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,192
Oh, nice.
351
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:55,161
I lit a dude on fire.
It was so dope.
352
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,472
But it was also
pretty gnarly.
353
00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,958
I'm actually feeling
pretty weird about it.
354
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,683
Where are the others?
355
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,306
We're here.
356
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,273
Oh, hey! What up?
357
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,275
Did you guys
kill your guys, too?
358
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,967
Big-time.
Karen crossbowed
359
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,625
that John Wayne-looking dipshit
right in the chest!
360
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,386
We used
marbles.
361
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:17,148
Wait.
Where's Steve?Declan: Right here.
362
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,632
Nobody move
363
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:22,395
or I will paint this room
with his brains.
364
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,294
I'm sorry!
He got the jump on me.
365
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,469
I was in the study, and
I took a gun off the wall,
366
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,298
but it turned out to be more
of a decorative number.
367
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,300
Quiet, please.It wouldn't shoot.
368
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,820
T-The barrel
wasn't even hollow.
Quiet!
369
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,788
-The trigger was glued.
-Quiet. Don't -- Stop.
370
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,515
Here's what's
going to happen.
371
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,380
I'm going to my helicopter,
and I'm going to fly away.
372
00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:44,693
And if one of you so much
as farts in my direction,
373
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:48,904
I will kill Steve,
and you don'twant that, do you?
374
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:51,734
Because
you're all family!
375
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:55,117
Isn't that
your whole goddamn thing?!
376
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,189
Let's go.
[ Gasps ]
377
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,227
Jesus Christ,
your hands smell like piss.
378
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,677
♪♪
379
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,507
[ Door opens ]
380
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,061
Hey, Declan.
Wait.
381
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,890
We can figure
this out.
382
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,375
No, we cannot.
383
00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:14,067
Because despite
your best efforts, you lost.
384
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,689
It's like
I told Steve.
385
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,381
If you want
to kill the king,
386
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:20,901
you have to keep your eyes
on the prize.
387
00:17:21,764 --> 00:17:23,594
[ Quietly ]
Eyes on the prize.So long, everyone.
388
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:26,183
You know, I wish I could say
it's been a pleasure, but --
389
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,116
but honestly it hasn't.
390
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,359
I really despise
every one of you.
391
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,912
[ Exhales sharply ]
392
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,604
Chestmate.
393
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:38,540
[ Breathing heavily ]Did you just mean
to say "checkmate"?
394
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,818
Oh, Christ. You are
the most stupid person --
395
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,371
This is for Luther!
396
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:43,959
Aah!
[ All screaming ]
397
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,202
Aaaaaah!
398
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,066
Ow! My eye!
399
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,584
Oh!
400
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:49,930
[ Grunts ]
401
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,622
[ Body thuds ]
402
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:57,766
♪♪
403
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,079
I told you that little priest
would be the key
404
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,494
to us getting
out of here.
405
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,805
[ Laughs ]
406
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,118
[ All cheering ]
407
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:07,258
-Whoo!
-Hell, yeah!
408
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:10,917
♪♪
409
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,333
How the hell
do we get home?
410
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:14,679
This is
a dumb question,
411
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,992
but does anyone know
how to fly a helicopter?
412
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,959
Bruce: Someone
say "helicopter"?
413
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:20,099
[ Gasps ]
414
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:23,481
-Bruce!
[ All cheering ]
415
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:25,587
You know how
to fly a helicopter?
416
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:28,935
Unless some other Bruce Island
did three tours in Desert Storm.
417
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:31,110
Let's get the hell out of here
before I bleed out.
418
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,009
Hell, yeah![ All cheering ]
419
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:41,948
♪♪
420
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:49,645
♪♪
421
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:54,340
[ Helicopter blades
whirring slowly in distance ]
422
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:57,895
[ Whirring quickens ]
423
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:02,486
♪♪
424
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,040
What's that sound?
425
00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:07,146
It's the chopper.
426
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,561
Go!
427
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:16,983
♪♪
428
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,536
Aloha, babies.
429
00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:20,297
Danny: Chet,
what are you doing?!
430
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,816
If I let you go back,
ol' Chester's toast.
431
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:26,303
You'll throw me in
the clink just 'cause
I murdered some dudes.
432
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,477
You still don't get it.
433
00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,170
Chet is a survivor,
434
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,205
and I plan to --
435
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,897
What?!
436
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,105
What is
he saying?!
437
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,900
I have
no idea!
438
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,558
[ No audio ]
439
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:48,014
Jess: He can't actually fly
that thing, can he?!
440
00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:50,706
Bruce: Without any training,
it's damn near impossible!
441
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:55,401
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
442
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,679
Oh, God bless.
He's gonna crash!
443
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:58,714
Oh!
444
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:06,446
♪♪
445
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:09,829
[ Birds chirping ]
446
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,250
[ Birds chirping ]
447
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,737
Helen Mirren.
448
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:23,877
Alive.
449
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,086
James Earl Jones.
Ooh.
450
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,365
I'm gonna say dead.
451
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,264
I mean, can you even picture
a young James Earl Jones?
452
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,440
Holy shit.
No, I can't.
453
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,787
[ Chuckles ]
454
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,444
Tom Cruise.
455
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,273
Why would
Tom Cruise be dead?
456
00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:42,655
He does a lot
of his own stunts.
457
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,761
[ Grunts ]
458
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,625
[ Engine starts ]
459
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,283
Michael Jackson.
460
00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,769
Michael Jackson died
like 10 years ago. What?
461
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,288
What?
462
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:56,669
Michael Jackson is dead?
463
00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:58,187
How do you
not know about this?
464
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,742
Michael Jackson
the musician.
465
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:01,812
Yeah.
466
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,676
Oh, my God.
467
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,988
That's so sad.
468
00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:07,576
Hold on a second.
469
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,302
Mayday, mayday.
It's a distress call.
470
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:10,476
Anybody out there?
Over.
471
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,754
It was a huge deal.
472
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,998
Well, at least the King of Pop
is moonwalking in Heaven.
473
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,656
You know that people thought
he was a pedophile, right?
474
00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:20,002
What?!
475
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:21,452
It is shocking to me
476
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:23,109
that you don't know
about any of this.
477
00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:26,457
Mayday, mayday.
This is a distress call. Over.
478
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,979
Nobody out there?
Thank you for nothing.
Talk to you never.
479
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:33,671
Why aren't more people
talking about this?
480
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:36,467
People were talking about this
10 years ago!
481
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,849
Woman: Hello?
482
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:41,334
Hello?
483
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,818
Are you there?
484
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:48,962
♪♪
485
00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:54,313
♪♪
486
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,831
We're here.
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