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Previously on "Wrecked..."
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[ Electricity crackles ]Jess!
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-Where am I?
-She thinks she's in college.
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You ruined my life.
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I never want to see you again.
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I wish to speak
with your leader.
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You think that Steve
is the leader?
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Martha:
Welcome...to The Hunt.
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Don't you get it?!
There can only be
one survivor.
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[ Screaming ]
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-What happened?
-Chet killed Steve.
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-Holy shit.
-Game on, babies!
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Chet's in The Hunt now!
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♪♪
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Chet?
What are you doing?
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Don't you get it?
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There can only
be one winner,
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so I'm gonna live,
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and I'm gonna collect
that sweet cash prize.
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What?
There is no cash prize!
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That you know of!
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Now, hold still,
'cause Daddy's only got
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one more of these
tiny, sharp spears,
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and I'm not that good...
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Aaaaaah!
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God bless.
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[ All gasp ]
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Yes!
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I'm freakin' Legolas!
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Ohhh!
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That's just the beginning,
babies.
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Things are about to get
a lot weirder.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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-Let's get out of here.
-Yeah.
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[ Groaning ]
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Somebody pull
this arrow out of me!
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Owen, give me your hand!
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Oh, I don't think
I'm really gonna --
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Aah! [ Groaning ]Oh! Aah!
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Somebody pull it
out of her now!
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All right!Do it!
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[ Exhales sharply ]
I'll do it.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Retches ]
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I feel like it's already
starting to smell.
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Come on!
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[ Groans ]
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-Oh, come on!
-Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
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Danny, pull it out.
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-Aah!
-I don't --
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I don't know
how to do that!
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Just twist and pull!You twist and pull!
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Okay! Okay!
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All right.
[ Whimpers ]
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Twist and --
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[ Screams ]
Ohh!
Oh!
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I broke it. Sorry, guys.
I broke it in half.
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Oh, my God.
Aah.
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Of course I have
to do it myself.
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Oh, my...[ Wood cracks ]
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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[ All groan ]
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♪♪
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We need to come up with a plan.
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Okay,
everybody quiet down.
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We need
to come up with a plan.
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I saw a first-aid kit
in the weapons pile.
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I think we need
to go get that
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and bring it back here,
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we'll patch Karen up --I'm sorry.
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You want to risk our lives
to save Karen?
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Okay, she just tried
to murder us with an ax.
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Yeah,
that's a good point.
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I'd kill me
while you have the chance.
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Smash my head in with a rock
or roll me off that cliff.
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No. No.
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If we're gonna survive,
then we're gonna need Karen...
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healthy and on our side.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Even wounded,
I'm an asset.
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If we want to survive,
you need to start
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listening to someone
other than yourself.
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Oh, you think
I don't listen?
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Yeah,
I think you don't listen.
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Okay.
What's your plan?
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♪♪
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My plan...
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We get...
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after it.
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"Get after it."
Nice.
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Okay, Danny, let's go get
this first-aid kit.
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Danny:
Right behind you, buddy.
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[ Whispers ]
And for the record,
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I agree we should
get after it.
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♪♪
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Declan:
Attention, competitors.
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It appears
a surprise contestant
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has just made our first kill.
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[ Static crackles ]
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Well done
to the long-haired psycho,
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and may the rest of you soon
join Steve.
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[ Static continues crackling ]
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[ Cork pops ]
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Now, Dec, uh,
wasn't "Awesome Blossom"
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your bet to win
the whole damn thing?
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Oh, yes, ha ha ha.
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Laugh it up,
"Blazing Saddles."
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I'll take the loss
if it means
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an arrow death
from 50 yards out.
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-Hmm.
-[ Imitates arrow whooshing ]
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My God, man,
doesn't it make you feel alive?
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[ Glasses clink ][ Chuckling ] Hear, hear.
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[ Man chuckles ][ Radar screen beeps ]
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♪♪
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Guys, I think
my bracelet stopped working.
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What?
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See, the red light turned off.
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It's -- It's like
the power went out.
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The power.
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You should run.
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Get someplace
they can't find you.
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Uh, how about you focus less
on trying to control me
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and more
on not losing your hair?
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Listen, Jess,
I'm not like that anymore.
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I got a life lesson
from "Ballers'" Rob Corddry.
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He showed me that --Who's Rod Cordy?
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One of your buddies
from the Civil War?
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Okay.
I was trying to apologize --
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Guys! What if we could turn
all the bracelets off?
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When Karen and I
were in the surveillance room,
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I saw that there was
a power station
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just across the river.
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It was surrounded
by all those shock pylons.
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But if you can't
get shocked...
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Then I can get in
and power down the island.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Hell yeah!
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I'm going with you.
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Oh, my God.
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You are so obsessed with me.
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I don't need your help.
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Yeah, you actually do
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because you weigh
like 80 pounds,
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and I'm not gonna let
a gust of wind
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just blow you away
and tank our only shot.
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If we could just focus
for a second,
I'll explain how to --
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I can protect myself.
I was in color guard.
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Oh, I know.
You never shut up about it.
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That's why I made you quit
sophomore year.
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You what?!
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♪♪
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Wow.
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Karen: Listen.
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If by some miracle
you make it home,
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tell my husband, Anthony,
I fought till the very end.
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You know, I still can't believe
you have a family.
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How could
you never mention that?
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No one ever asked.
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So, what, if I just ask,
you'll tell me anything?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Fine.
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So,
how'd you meet Anthony?
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You both made
at the same factory?
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[ Insects chirping ]
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♪♪
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It was one of those hot,
sticky Kansas summers.
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Anthony was a junior lifeguard
at the local YMCA.
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I was 34
and fresh out of the cult
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[Chuckles] and didn't know
how to swim.
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♪♪
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's gone.
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It's all gone?
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Owen.
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♪♪
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Owen: Is that...Bruce?
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What is he doing here?
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♪♪
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[ Spits ]
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Oh! Oh!
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[ Coughs weakly ]
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You two shouldn't be here.
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Who did this to you,
Bruce?
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His eyes were as black as night.
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A laugh forged in hell.
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Some call him "The Dark Prince."
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Others -- Chitteewompwomp.
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But no matter the name,
make no mistake.
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He is evil incarnate.
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I'm sorry --
who did this to you?
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I'm just not following
this at all.
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Chet.
Chet did this.
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Oh! Okay.
Okay.
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Anyway, he left me here
as a warning.
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A warning for who?
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For anyone who tried
to follow him.
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See, y'all don't understand --
he's not Chet anymore.
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He's a demon.
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Took all the supplies
and the other survivors
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out to a camp
deep in the jungle.
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He rules by fear.
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One word,
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and they shit their pants
clean off.
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[ Gasps ]
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Okay, so then he must have
that first-aid kit.
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We got to find that camp.
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That path will
lead you to him.
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But be warned.
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You stroll into Hell,
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you better be prepared
to kill the Devil himself.
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And may god have mercy
on your souls.
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All right, well,
thanks Bruce!
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Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
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All right.
Good luck to you, boys.
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So, if we do find Chet,
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do you think you could,
you know, kill him?
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If it came to it
[Sighs] yeah.
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Yeah, I think I could.
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Wouldn't be the first time
I've had to throw down.
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I've gotten
into some real scrapes
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over where I park
my van.
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You've fought
over a parking spot?
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Oh, yeah.
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Before I started parking
at Frank's,
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things could get pretty nasty
under that bridge.
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Who's Frank?
Is he, like, a friend?
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No.
Frank's is a diner.
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Cut a deal with
the manager there
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after I found a rat
in my Caesar salad.
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Here's a little secret --
I put it there.
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[ Laughs, snorts ]
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Cool.
Yeah.
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So cool.
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Man: [ Whispering ] Chet.
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What was that?
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[ Echoing ] Chet.
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Chet.
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Chet.
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It's everywhere!Chet.
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Where are you?!
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Show yourself!
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Chet.
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-Look!
-Oh, shit.
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What the hell?
Hey!
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Danny, get him!
Get him, Danny!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[ Loud slap ]
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[ All breathing heavily ]
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Keith?
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Oh.
Hey, Danny.
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Hey, Owen.
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What happened?
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Did Chet do this to you?
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Yeah.
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He had me cover
myself up in mud
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and told me to scare anyone
who came through.
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Dart around the woods,
chanting his name.
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I think he just wanted
to create, like,
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a general creepy vibe.
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Yeah, he wanted you guys
to feel --
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what did he say --
unsettled.
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Yeah.
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So, how was it?
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Was it unsettling?
263
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,096
Kind of.
264
00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,407
Oh, good.
265
00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:07,581
Yeah, he said
if I didn't do a good job,
266
00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,376
he was gonna
make me get a boner
267
00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,205
and then step on it
with his flip flops.
268
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,241
What?
Jesus.
269
00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:13,414
I know.
[ Chuckles ]
270
00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:15,071
It has been
a pretty weird day.
271
00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,901
Listen, Keith.
272
00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:19,973
We need you
to take us to him.
273
00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,284
To Chet.
274
00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:24,425
[ Whispers ]
Chet. Chet. Chet.
275
00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:25,772
Oh, you don't have
to do that anymore.You already --
276
00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:28,050
You did it already.Yeah, we -- we see you now.
277
00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:30,259
♪♪
278
00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,744
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
279
00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,297
Hold up.
What?
280
00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,436
Let's just cross here.
281
00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:37,784
Uh, are your bifocals
dusty?
282
00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:39,613
That current
is way too strong.
283
00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:41,753
There's got to be a bridge
or something.Oh yeah, totally.
284
00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:43,444
Let me just ask the guy
who knows where to go.
285
00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,308
Hey, Pack.
Hey, man.
286
00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:49,105
Uh, is there a bridge around
here, huh, that I'm not seeing?
287
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,142
Maybe some sort
of a ferry system
288
00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:53,972
or a jet-ski rental?
289
00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:55,664
No? Nothing?
Great.
290
00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:57,907
Yeah, we'll -- then we'll
just cross here.
291
00:09:57,942 --> 00:10:00,151
Oh, God.
292
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,946
[ Groans ]
293
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,292
What are you doing?!
294
00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,811
Uh, I'm swimming him
across.
295
00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:09,816
I need full range of motion
if I'm gonna butterfly.
296
00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:10,989
[ Grunts ]
297
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,991
[ Romantic music plays ]
298
00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:18,134
♪♪
299
00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:23,519
♪♪
300
00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:28,662
♪♪
301
00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,940
[ Exhaling sharply ]
302
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,218
God! If you're gonna go,
just go!
303
00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:34,875
All right.
304
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:38,154
Time to add another Pack
to the six I already got.
305
00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:41,330
[ Grunts ]
306
00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:42,814
[ Dramatic music plays ]
307
00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,471
Here we go.
308
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:47,647
[ Grunts ]
Oh!
309
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,889
Whoo!
310
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,822
He is bigger
than he looks!
311
00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,135
♪♪
312
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:54,999
Oh, no!
313
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,483
The big, bad rapids
314
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,002
are taking me --
Oh, shit!
315
00:10:58,036 --> 00:10:59,451
Oh, my G--
316
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:01,661
Oh, God.
317
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,696
Uh-oh.
318
00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:04,491
♪♪
319
00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:07,149
Chet: I guess the best part
of my job is...
320
00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,496
Danny: Wow.
This happened so fast.
321
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,740
...you guys all kiss my ass.
322
00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:13,396
Did he build a throne?
323
00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,088
There's
the first-aid kit.
324
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:18,091
How do we get it
without being seen?
325
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,713
[ Exhales sharply ]
326
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:21,232
I have an idea.
327
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,372
You make you a dress
out of leaves --
328
00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:25,719
something tasteful,
but sexual.
329
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,031
Maybe an open back?
330
00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,722
We disguise you
as a sultry lady,
331
00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:32,001
and you head in there
for some classic distraction --
332
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,693
"Hello, boys!"
333
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,728
What?
334
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:35,902
Absolutely not.
335
00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:37,386
Yeah, you're right.
336
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,181
We don't have time
to make that dress.
337
00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:40,596
Okay, what about this --
338
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:43,910
We find two guards
that look exactly like us...
339
00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:46,740
[ Necks snap ]...conk them,
and take their uniforms?
340
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,224
And we sneak on in.
341
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:50,917
Danny, what guards?
No one looks like us.
342
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,919
Also, what uniforms?
343
00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:54,127
Okay, how about this one?
344
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:55,645
We dig a tunnel, a big one --
345
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,406
Dude,
these are terrible ideas.
346
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,028
Fine!
What's your plan?
347
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,099
Let's just keep it simple.
Okay?
348
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,308
Keith will walk in,
pick up the first-aid kit,
349
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:04,862
walk right back out.
350
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,554
If you do this for us,
we will protect you from Chet.
351
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,936
And you'll be
my best friends?
352
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,248
♪♪
353
00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:13,629
I got him!
354
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,287
[ Both screaming ]
355
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,460
Whoa!
What the shit?!
356
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:18,668
Are you trying
to kill me?!
357
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,809
I'm not!
I'm saving you!
358
00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,431
[ Both scream ]
359
00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,260
-Come on!
-Help!
360
00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:26,297
Come on! Get it!
361
00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,126
Grab on!
362
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:29,507
Hell yeah, Jess!
363
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,922
[ Grunts ][ Screams ]
364
00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,924
-Now pull us up!
-What?!
365
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,684
-Pull us up!
-I can't!
366
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,446
I'm hanging on with one arm!
There's two of you!
367
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,482
Okay,
then just pull me out!
368
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,001
Here. I'm slipping!
369
00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:42,071
Hold on!
370
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:47,180
[ All scream ]
371
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,422
Oh, God!
372
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:51,287
[ Both breathing heavily ]
373
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,018
That was...close.
374
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,295
♪♪
375
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,021
So close.
376
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:03,127
♪♪
377
00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:06,337
[ Retches, spits ]
378
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,648
[ Coughs ]
379
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,754
I think I swallowed
a bunch of frogs!
380
00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,206
♪♪
381
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,208
Guys, look!
382
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,831
♪♪
383
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:21,662
Florence:
So the bus flipped over,
and you just crawled out?
384
00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:23,147
Karen:
It was the only way.
385
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,734
I had to get
to the hospital
386
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,978
before Anthony woke up
from surgery.
387
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,221
Martha: Sir.
388
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:29,498
What is it, Martha?
389
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,846
Half-Pint, the Hot One,
and Todd --
390
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,710
they're heading
for the generator.
391
00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:38,334
What if they tried
to shut the power down?
392
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,129
Let them try.
393
00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,373
The moment they cross
the electro-perimeter,
394
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:46,653
they'll be fried
like a poor man's oyster.
395
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:48,206
Ooh,
that sounds delicious.
396
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:49,898
Martha,
go fry up some oysters.
397
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,175
Chop chop!
398
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,349
Owen: Come on, Keith.
399
00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:55,317
Just get the first-aid kit,
bring it back.
400
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,559
Here we go.
401
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,009
What?
402
00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,010
Nothing. Nothing.
403
00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:00,494
Go.
Nothing. Go.
404
00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:02,531
He is really sweating.
405
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:03,601
Yeah.
406
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:05,741
I'm doing it.
407
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:06,915
What does he keep doing that?
408
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:07,916
Stop doing that!
409
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:08,986
I'm doing it!
410
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,194
We know! Go!
Shh! Shh!
411
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,643
Jesus.
412
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:13,197
[ Sneezes ]
413
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:14,370
Get the first-aid kit!Yeah!
414
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,545
Get it!
Oh, my God, dude.
415
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,272
Oh, my God!
Stop looking at us!
416
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:21,895
♪♪
417
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,379
Okay, here we go.
418
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:27,211
♪♪
419
00:14:27,245 --> 00:14:28,902
Okay. You got it.
You got it.
420
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,766
Good. Good. Go.Chet: You've been
a good steed for the day!
421
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,354
Maybe when we get back
to camp, I will...Oh, shit. Dude.
422
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:33,734
Oh, shit,
oh, shit, oh, shit.Shh! Shh, shh, shh!
423
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:34,908
...oh, I don't know, brush you.
424
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,461
Hey! It's Kevin.
425
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,291
[ Both whisper indistinctly ]
426
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:40,569
Be cool. Shh.
Shh.
427
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,743
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:44,055
[ First aid kit thuds ]
429
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,919
Shh, shh!
430
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,921
What is he doing?
431
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,648
Are you messing with
my hospital stuff?
432
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,477
Uh, friends.
Right there.
433
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:55,032
Come on, Keith!Really, Keith?!
434
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,412
[ Both grunt ]
435
00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:58,104
Well, well.
436
00:14:58,138 --> 00:14:59,829
Ain't this something.
437
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,252
Pretty poetical, isn't it?
438
00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:10,150
Makes sense
this is how it would end.
439
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,773
Literally none of this
makes sense.
440
00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,258
Oh, no?
441
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,260
Maybe you should've done
your reading
442
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,814
because it's written in our DNA.
443
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,712
What happened to you,
Chet?
444
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,647
What happened to me?
445
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,029
What happened
to all of you?
446
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:30,964
A thousand years ago,
we were wild animals.
447
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,483
We ate what we killed,
448
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,519
and we [bleep]
where we pooped.
449
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,797
But the weakest of us
couldn't handle it,
450
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:39,973
so they built cities
and taught our young
451
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,837
how to drink cow's milk.
452
00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:43,459
Before you knew it,
we were all driving
453
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:45,427
our metal cows to our cow jobs,
454
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:48,706
and we forgot how to nut
in the ocean!
455
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,983
And you bet your tushies
456
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,296
I'd still be clocking in
every day,
457
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,814
9:00ish to 3:00,
458
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,852
if Declan hadn't given me
a reason to wake up.
459
00:15:57,922 --> 00:16:00,856
Survival of the fittest, baby.
460
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,996
This is how
it was always meant to be.
461
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,515
[ Keith gasps ]
462
00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:08,208
Why me?
463
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,796
'Cause you.
464
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,661
Build the fire up.
Burn these assholes.
465
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:16,906
♪♪
466
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,012
What's the plan?
467
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,841
Florence was right.
468
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:25,501
My stupid ego brought us here,
and now we're gonna die.
469
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:27,193
I'm no different
than Chet.
470
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:30,575
This is Chet country,
baby!
471
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,508
Yarr!
472
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,890
I'm no different
than Chet.
473
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:36,202
♪♪
474
00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:38,549
This is as far
as we can go.
475
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,723
♪♪
476
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:44,417
Well, either I step
right through this...
477
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:46,212
or I get shocked and die.
478
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:47,834
[ Sighs ]
479
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,870
Men: [ Chanting ]
Shock death! Shock death!
480
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,666
Shock death!
Shock death! Shock death!
481
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:57,257
♪♪
482
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,569
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait. Wait.
483
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:01,227
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Pbht!
484
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:06,197
Before...
whatever happens next,
485
00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:07,716
I just want to say...
486
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,925
"I love you!"
487
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:13,377
I just blurted it out.
488
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,551
And I picked him up
and I said,
489
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,071
"Anthony,
legs or no legs,
490
00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:21,247
you're getting the [bleep]
back into that pool
491
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:24,871
because love
will keep us afloat."
492
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,631
[ Sobbing ]
493
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,461
God damn it!
494
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:31,774
That was the most beautiful
love story
495
00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,087
I've ever heard
in my whole freakin' life.
496
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,537
[ Sniffles ]
497
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:36,814
Yeah.
498
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,611
Well, looks like this story's
about to come to an end.
499
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,716
[ Breathing heavily ]
No.
500
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:47,100
Those girls need their mother,
and Anthony needs his coach.
501
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:50,621
How the hell else is he gonna
get to the Paralympics?
502
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,485
Come on.
503
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,797
We're gonna go get
that first-aid kit.
504
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,110
♪♪
505
00:17:57,145 --> 00:18:00,665
All right, let's get lit!
506
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,289
Wait! Wait.
507
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,429
If it's really
survival of the fittest,
508
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:09,433
then I think that
the two leaders should fight.
509
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,641
Man to man.
510
00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:13,299
But I've already won,
little Owen.
511
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,163
Why would I let you fight me?
512
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,648
Oh, no --
I'm not talking about you.
513
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,651
I'm talking
about the real leader.
514
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,411
Keith.
515
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,586
What?
No. I'm not the leader.
516
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,415
You think
he's in charge?!
517
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,934
I rode a man here today!
518
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:30,833
Keith, can you tell Chet
to calm down?
519
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,666
You think you're gonna tell me
what to do now?
520
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,806
No, Chet.
I'd never.[ Blade clicks ]
521
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,014
I-I swear!
522
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:44,157
♪♪
523
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,331
Did he get me?
524
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:48,023
Do you guys like me?
525
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,956
[ Body thuds ]
526
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,337
♪♪
527
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,029
Okay.
528
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:56,065
You want me?
529
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,619
You got me.
530
00:18:57,653 --> 00:19:00,863
Let's fight,
little boy.
531
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,698
Whatever happens next,
532
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,149
I just wanted to say...
533
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,702
you're not
a total brat.
534
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,911
And if one day,
535
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,637
I'm lucky enough to --
536
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:18,674
♪♪
537
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:21,298
[ Moaning softly ]
538
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:23,679
♪♪
539
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:25,819
Ugh. Oh, God.
No. God. Ew.
540
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,304
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
541
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,375
What?!
Sorry. Sorry.
That was just...
542
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,308
What?!...so much tongue.
543
00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:32,930
It was like...It was a lot, yeah.
544
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,828
Like a friggin' eel
in there.
Yeah.
545
00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:36,209
Oh, my God!
What is wrong with you?
546
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,728
First, you're obsessed
with me,
547
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,108
and now you reject me?
Screw you!
548
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,248
No, no. no, no.
Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
549
00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:42,836
I'm not rejecting you.
It's just...
550
00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,252
[ Exhales sharply ]
551
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:48,083
...that kiss
made me realize...
552
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,534
I don't want
19-year-old Jess.
553
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:54,676
I want the amazing,
grown-ass,
554
00:19:54,710 --> 00:20:00,785
right-amount-of-tongue-using
woman that she becomes.
555
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,202
I want...
556
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,444
[Imitates Borat]
My wife.
557
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:05,859
Oh, my God.
558
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:09,208
♪♪
559
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,176
Gross, old Jess
is lucky to have you.
560
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:15,628
[ Exhales sharply ]
561
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:21,979
♪♪
562
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,808
[ Sighs ]
563
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:27,053
♪♪
564
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:28,710
[ Normal voice ] Yeah!
565
00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:30,229
-We did it!
-Whoo!
566
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,885
Get it, girl!
[ Laughs ]
567
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,130
What?!
W-W-W-Why didn't she fry?
568
00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:36,235
[ Device beeps ]
569
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,478
Her bracelet
is not responding.
570
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,377
Oh, Jesus, woman.
571
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,826
Get down there now.
She's --
572
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:45,278
Almost there.
Hang in there, Karen.
573
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:46,590
I'm not gonna let you --
574
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:47,901
Die!
575
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,248
I'm gonna crack your skull open,
576
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,077
and I'm gonna drink
your brain juice!
577
00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:53,010
You got this, Owen!
Just don't let him --
578
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,425
[Bleep] me.
579
00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:58,360
How do I turn this thing off?
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