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Previously on Wrecked...
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So, what are you gonna do?Are you just gonna kill us?
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No, I'm going to break
you and watch you hunt
each other to the death.
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We hunt the winner.
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You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
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Not as long as the Dream Team
stays strong.
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How could you hunt us?
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I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
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You have a family?!
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You know what?
I thought you were a good guy.
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But the real Owen
is a friggin' dirtbag.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
with any Owen.
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Todd: Pack is using
Jess' soupy brain
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to trick her into
having feelings for him.
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We're no one
to each other.
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Steve: Screw you people.
Every man for himself.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Alarm clock blares,
shuts off ]
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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It's Hunt Day!
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[ "Monday Night Football"
theme song plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]That is too funny.
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All: Ooh!
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Gentlemen, a toast to the
greatest Hunt ever assembled.
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-To The Hunt!
-[ Chuckles ] Cheers!
-Yeah. Cheers!
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Martha.
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[ Feedback ]
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Martha:
Welcome...to The Hunt.
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Shall we begin?
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♪♪
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Declan:
Hello, my beasts.
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Let's talk about
the rules of The Hunt.
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The game is simple --
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be the last one standing
and you live.
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We let you go free.
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But there are a few guidelines.
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First, every year,
an odd player or two
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tries to attackus
or knock out the power.
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Don't do that.
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[ Panting ]
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We've set up pylons
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around all key areas,
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and if you cross them...
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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...we'll kill you.
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[ Giggles, claps ]
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Right, so, uh, second --
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in case you were planning
on avoiding the fray
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and hiding like a piss-stained, little coward,
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someone must die
every six hours.
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If not, we will
randomly select someone...
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[ Beeps, explosion ][ Screams ]
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...and do it ourselves.
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And one last thing --
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we will be watching and
listening to yourevery move.
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So do try to be entertaining.
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Right, so, uh, on the buzzer,
we will begin.
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I'll give you a moment
to say goodbyes.
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Good luck!
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And remember --
have fun out there.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Hey, Pack,
I'm a nice guy,
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so I'ma let you choose
which weapon
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you want me
to beat you to death with!
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[ Whimpers ]
Oh, God.
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I can't believe
this is actually happening.
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Listen, I care deeply
about all of you,
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so I'm going to give everyone
a 30-second head start.
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Then -- and only then --
will I begin to murder.
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It seems only fair.Fair?!
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Fair would be telling someone
you're married
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so that they don't stick
their big penis inside you!
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Is that a bat
with nails in it?
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Did you say bat?
Oh, that's a great choice, bud.
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I played four years on my
prep school's J.V. team --
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Scottsdale Stangs.
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Let's go, Stangs!
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Let's hit a dinger!
Boom!
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Leave him alone,
you old creep.
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You're like
the same age as me.
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Guys, can we focus, please,
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namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knock-off?
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Why don't you do
what you do best
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and focus
on yourself, okay?
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I'm surprised you've seen
"Hunger Games,"
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living in a car!It's a van!
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Can you fit a refrigerator
in a car?
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I don't know.
Can you?
No!
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You know what? I just want
to say you're welcome...[ Heartbeat ]
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...for all
the public-library books
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you burned for heat
in a trash fire!
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[ Horn blares ]
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♪♪
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[ Pack screams ]
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Pack, wait!
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30, 29 --
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Stuff you, Karen!
I'll give you 30 seconds
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to apologize to me
for your infidelity!
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30, 29 --
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It wasn't infidelity.
27, 26...
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Of course it was!
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28, 27 --
...25...
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Are you listening?
2--
...23, 22...
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24!
...20 -- Hurry up!
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"Van" Diesel, while
you were blabbering on
about your domicile,
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we missed our opportunity
to come up with a strategy!
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Owen: [ Muffled ] Well,
I'd welcome death right now
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if it meant I could
just have a brief break
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from your
shriek of a voice!
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[ Clearly ]
You sound like a small baby.
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Babies are already small,
you idiot.
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[ Chainsaw revving ]
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What is he doing?
Hey, Danny,
what are you doing?
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[ All screaming ]
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Hmm.
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It's just like most of these
guys just kind of ran away.
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[ Counting indistinctly]Yeah, and these two
Rain Mans
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are just counting
at each other.
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Yeah, Declan, this ain't exactly
a barn burner.
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Usually we got four or five
deaths by now.
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Patience,
please, gentlemen.[ Counting continues]
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This is merely
the first act.
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Yeah, well, the first act is
supposed to grab you, you know?
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You still doing that
screenwriting course?I am.
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Okay,
what do we got here?
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Ah, this is the go.
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[ Metal clangs ]
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That's gone.3...2...
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Ah, this is cool.
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Indiana Jones.[ Whip cracks ]
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Ah, if only it came with a hat.
Aah!
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[ Groans ]
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Aha!
Steve's got a stickie!
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You apologize to me now,
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and I'll make it
a quick death!
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Steve, I amsorry.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Finally. Thank you.
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About your ball sack.
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Ohh! Ugh! Oh, my --
my big penis.
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♪♪
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Over there.
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Inside, quick!
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Into a murder warehouse?!
Do you have a death wish?
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We should climb on some
meat hooks while we're at it.
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[ Gasps ]
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Inside, quick!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Chainsaw whirring ]
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♪♪
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[ Coughing ]
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Oh, God.
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[ Whispering ]
Go find your own spot.
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There's like a hundred places
to hide in here.
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[ Whispering ] I don't care.I was here first.
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I don't care.This is mycrate.
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Deal with it.
[ Groans ]
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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Oh, my God, fine.
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♪♪
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Holy shit. He is reallygood
with those things.
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Why is he doing this?
He loves us.
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Danny:
I dolove you, Flo.
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That's why you give me
no choice.
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Either you two
make up right now...
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or I ninja-star you
to death.
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Danny, what is this, some kind
of bullshit "Parent Trap"?
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Pretty much.
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How are you so good
with those things?!
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'Cause I'm a rich child
of divorce
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and went to a lot
of Samurai camps.
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Is that even a thing?
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When you're rich,
everything'sa thing!
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I can't believe
your friend is doing this.
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Myfriend? [ Scoffs ]
He is your friend, too.
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You encourage him with all
of your action-movie talk.Well, excuse me
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for trying to encourage
a little creativity.
It is good for him.
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Oh, everyone knows he's
a big, old Owen's boy.Oh, my God.
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Why am I hearing fighting
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when I should be hearing
apologizing?!
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Okay, you know what?
This is insane.
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Someone needs to be
the adult.
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Danny! I'm coming up!
We're gonna talk!
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Hey, whoa. Hey. Hey.
All right, now, listen, buddy.
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Now, I know
that it can be difficult
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when your friends separate,
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but you got to trust
me that this is what
is best for everyone.
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Hey, Danny.
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Hey, put the throwing star
down, bud.
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Hey! Buddy, did you hear
what I said?
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Knock it off!
Hey, D--
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You are about to be
in big trouble!
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[ Screaming ]
He hit me!
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Oh, my God!He actually hit me!
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Is this bad?
Is this bad?
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
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Does it look gross?
Uh-huh.
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[ Groans ]
That's it!
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Daniel!
You have crossed a line!
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♪♪
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Uh-huh.
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What the shit?!
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"Scarlet Letter"!
[ Grunts ]
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Hester Prynne!
[ Grunts ]
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[ Shouts ]
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Save your breath,
Steve!
Why?
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So you won't have to hear the
truth about who you really are?!
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No! You should literally save
your breath!
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Aah!
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It takes oxygen
to thrust!
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Oh, I am done
thrusting with you!
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♪♪
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Ah!
Ow!
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[ Grunts ]
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Look, I get it.
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[ Meat fork thuds ]You've got feelings for me.
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What?! How could I
after what you did to Anthony?
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Well, if you don't
have feelings for me,
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then what the hell
is this all about?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Indistinct arguing]Wait. Which one of these guys
is Anthony?
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No, no, no. Anthony's
her husband back home.
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Ohh, and Awesome Blossom
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didn't know about him
before they banged?
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-No.
-Shh.
-Jesus, Errol,
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you get off your goddamn phone
for 10 seconds,
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you might be able
to follow some of this.
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Shut up!
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Ready?To have a weapon that I've
only seen in the movies
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pulled from my chest?
Sure.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Three, two...
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[ Groans ]
Son of a...
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Danny, we do not
have time for this!
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If you have time
to break up,
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then you have time
to makeup!
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Just ask The Stylistics.
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Who?
The Stylistics.
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He loves '70s music.
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I don't expect you
to know that
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because you never
spend any time with him.
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Danny, I need you
to listen to me, okay, bud?
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Us fighting
is not your fault.Yeah. No shit.
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Danny, can we just
get up, please?
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We are in actual
danger here.Sure!
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You can come out,
as long as you two admit
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that you still have
feelings for each other.
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♪♪
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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I won't let you
hurt Anthony!
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[ Ax whipping ]
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00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:51,685
My husband has nothing
to do with us!
254
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,964
Why do you even care?![ Dart thuds ]
255
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,863
Don't you get it?!
256
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,313
I was Anthony!
257
00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:01,902
My wife cheated on me!
258
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:04,871
And she ruined my life!
259
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:06,493
What?
260
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,046
You never told me that.
261
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:09,876
Well, it's true.
262
00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:11,809
It's the whole reason
I got on that stupid plane
263
00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:14,674
in the first place --
to start over.
264
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,606
And look
where that got me.
265
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:22,095
♪♪
266
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,338
So, this --
267
00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:27,928
this...is for Anthony.
268
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:36,834
♪♪
269
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,421
[ Ax thuds ]
270
00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:39,802
Oh, shit.
271
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,218
[ Dart thuds ]
272
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,911
Aah! Aah! Ow!
273
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,395
What the [bleep]
274
00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:50,710
♪♪
275
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,643
Flo: Danny, we want
to show you something.
276
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,445
Florence and I
have talked it over,
277
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:06,139
and we've decided...
to get back together.
278
00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:08,762
[ Soft music plays ]Really?
279
00:12:08,797 --> 00:12:10,281
Yeah. We did.
280
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:13,077
Um, Florence
actually apologized to me.
281
00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:18,427
She said that she realizes
that she has been a huge bitch
282
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:20,947
and she feels really, really
terrible about it.
283
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,465
Owen apologized, too,
284
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,779
for being a giant asshole
who doesn't pay taxes --
285
00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:30,404
you know, the taxes
that pay for the road
his house is parked on.
286
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:32,096
Owen, you said that?
287
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,754
Yes, I did.
288
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,686
I just really love her.
289
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,930
That's nice.Ow.
290
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:41,415
That's really nice.
291
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,176
But I'm gonna need you
to prove it.
292
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:46,938
Oh, we're already holding hands!
What more do you want?!
293
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,630
I want you to dance.
294
00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,632
Oh, for [bleep] sake.
295
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,670
I want you to slow-dance
together.
296
00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:57,984
Show me that you care
with your bodies!
297
00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:00,607
Danny, there's not even any --
any music playing, man.
298
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,195
You can't dance
to nothing.
299
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:11,031
♪♪
300
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:15,001
[ Hums The Stylistics'
"Break Up to Make Up" ]
301
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:19,108
♪♪
302
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,972
[ Grunting ]
303
00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:24,631
I'm sorry you were cheated on,
but this is different.
304
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:27,358
Give me a break.
[ Grunts ]
Ohh!
305
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:28,842
[ Panting ]
306
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,224
What I'm trying
to say is,
307
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,019
Ant and I
have an understanding.
308
00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:37,023
So he'd understand
just a random stud like me
309
00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:38,818
ramming his wife?
310
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,303
Hunh!
[ Groans ]
311
00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:42,683
Yes!
312
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,963
We have an open marriage.Come on.
313
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,655
Those only exist
in fairy tales.
314
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,037
Anthony
ismy fairy tale.
315
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:54,972
He told me as long
as my extramarital activity
316
00:13:55,006 --> 00:14:00,391
is purely sexual,
it's not infidelity.
317
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,565
Really?
318
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,258
[ Humming continues ]
319
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,053
You're so handsome,
Owen.
320
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,883
Mm. You're also
very handsome.
321
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,954
[ No audio ]
322
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:16,407
That's it.
Feel the magic.
323
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:17,787
Florence...
324
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:21,205
why don't you touch
Owen's cool butt?
325
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,034
What?
326
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,898
[ Sighs ]
327
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:29,282
One time I told him I thought
you had a cool butt.
328
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,905
[ Both chuckle ]Okay.
329
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,873
How did that conversation
happen?
330
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,702
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:37,186
[ The Stylistics'
"Break Up to Make Up" plays ]
332
00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,085
So he wouldn't mind
if he knew about us?
333
00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:40,776
Nope.
334
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:44,400
He understands that I have
a massive sexual appetite,
335
00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:46,540
and he just wants me
to be happy.
336
00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:49,958
♪♪
337
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:53,754
♪ Break up to make up
338
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:58,483
♪ That's all we do
339
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:01,590
[ Both grunting]
340
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,628
Well, this is a first.
341
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:08,769
♪ Break up to make up Wait!
Are we safe here?
342
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:12,290
♪ That's all we do Follow me.
343
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:13,498
♪ Yeah
344
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,466
♪ First you love me
345
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,813
♪ Then you hate me
346
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:22,611
♪ That's a game for fools
347
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:26,442
♪ Wake up to make up
348
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,478
♪ That's all...
349
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,411
That was really lovely, guys.
350
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,585
You...
351
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,311
Bring it in.
352
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,175
-Come on.
-Yay
-Aww.
353
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,832
-Dream Team.
-Flo.
354
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,420
Now!
-Wh-- Oh, no!
355
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,422
What are you doing?!
-Danny, it's for your own good!
356
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,838
You might not get this now,
but we're your friends,
357
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:45,668
and we know
what's best for you.You were faking?
358
00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:47,463
Then what was that whole
slow dance about?
359
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,982
Danny, you made us dance.
360
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,501
We're in the middle
of a human hunt.
361
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,606
There is danger
around every corner.
362
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,884
I'm gonna snap that dick
right off your body!
363
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,541
-Yeah?!
-Huh?
364
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:59,544
Steve: Ohh! Oh! Why![ Clattering ]
365
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:02,168
[ Whispering ] They sound like
they're killing each other.Ohh, yeah!
366
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,825
-Here come the train, bitch!
-All aboard!
367
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,551
[ Whispering ] I don't think
they're fighting.
368
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,829
-Choo-choo!
-Next stop, heaven!
369
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:13,144
-Ohh, yeah! Thrust!
-Ahh!
370
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,494
[ Karen and Steve moaning ]
371
00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,738
-God, that's dirty.
-Ohh, you like that?
372
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,533
Steve: Look at it.
Look how dirty it is.
373
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,845
[ Whispering ] Should we
tell them that we're here?
374
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,745
[ Whispering ] I don't know.
It's been a really long time.
375
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,023
I feel like it would be weird
at this point.
376
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:31,680
I think we should
just let them finish.
377
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:34,648
-Unh! Dirty!
-Mop this up, you bitch!
378
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,512
-[ Laughs ]
-Ahh!
379
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,514
Karen:
You dirty piece of shit!
380
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:41,483
[ Both moaning ][ Whispering ]
Guys, I'm sorry.
381
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:43,864
I just...
-Oh, yeah!
382
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,866
I thought if you two
got back together
383
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,765
that I could save
the Dream Team
384
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,009
and then wecould
save the others.
385
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,425
-No, it's out. It fell out.
-There's no use surviving
386
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,875
if the Dream Team
falls apart.
387
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,705
-Ooh, it's in.
-Yeah, there it is.
388
00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:59,190
-Oh, no. No, it's out again.
-Okay.
389
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,054
Steve: Should we leave it out?
Is that better?
390
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,780
Hey, listen, bud,
391
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,162
even if Flo and I
are not together,
392
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,371
it doesn't mean that
we don't still care
about each other.
393
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,613
[ Moaning continues ]
394
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,615
No matter what happens,
395
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,377
we will always be
the Dream Team.
396
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,517
-All the way in.
-I promise.
397
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,277
-I'm caught. I'm caught.
-Okay?
398
00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,866
-Ah! What are you doing?!
-[ Sniffles ]
399
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,937
[ Clears throat ]
Excuse me.
400
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,076
♪♪
401
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:26,079
He and Deborah are going through
a rough patch.
402
00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:28,392
Oh.
Yeah.
403
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,876
[ Moaning continues ]
404
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:33,086
Steve: Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna nut!
Ooh, ooh, I'm nutting!
405
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,087
[ Thud ]
406
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,162
[ Clatters ]
407
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,235
Someone's here.
408
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,409
What?!
409
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:47,997
Whoever's here,
reveal yourself.
410
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:49,240
[ Whimpers ]
411
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:53,934
♪♪
412
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,385
It's us.
It's just us.
413
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,147
[ All whoaing ]
414
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:01,114
-Oh, shh. No, what --
-Watch the sharp movements.
415
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,667
-Let's -- Whoa. Come on.
-It's -- Oh.
416
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:06,809
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
417
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,846
Lis-- Listen, listen!
[ Exhales slowly ]
418
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,744
Okay, calm --
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.
419
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:13,747
We just got here.
We didn't hear anything.
420
00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:16,785
-What is this, an ambush?
-No. We didn't see any bush.
421
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,131
Why are you still
wearing socks?
422
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,961
My feet get cold.
Don't look at me!
423
00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:25,276
♪♪
424
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:26,450
Run!
425
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:28,245
Where the hell
are my pants?!
426
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,179
No time. After them.
427
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,042
How the [bleep]
did they get up there?
428
00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:36,253
We should split up.
She can't track us all at once.
429
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,669
-Okay.
-Wait!
430
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,258
Who do I go with?
431
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,191
What?
Either of us.
432
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,434
Don't make me choose.
433
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:48,506
♪♪
434
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:49,852
Is she behind us?
435
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:53,718
Yeah!Is she gaining on us?!
436
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:57,066
[ Screaming ]
437
00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:00,484
[ Panting ]
438
00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,175
Okay, now,
just listen, girl.
439
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,901
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
440
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,454
Holy...[ Grunts ]
441
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:07,836
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
442
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,218
[ Grunts ]
What the hell?!
443
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:11,495
-Danny!
-What the hell?!
444
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:13,324
-Punch her!
-What the hell?!
445
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,015
[ Grunts ] Huh?
446
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,500
[ Bone cracks ]
Aah!
447
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,639
Holy shit!
448
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,054
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
449
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:21,850
This is how you hit a girl!
[ Grunts ]
450
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:24,370
Ow!
My good titty!
451
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:25,923
-Ha ha.
-[ Shouts ]
452
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,684
Ah. That's
how you hit a girl.
453
00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:30,030
Oh, I hate
that I just said.
454
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,619
Oh, my God.
That sounded so bad.
455
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:35,174
Run.
456
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,557
Come on, Karen.
You've had two 10-pound babies.
457
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,939
This pain is nothing.
458
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,009
Oh, hey.
459
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,218
Turns out my pants
were in the rafters.
460
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,047
And I found this ax.
461
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:49,878
Your pants are
on backwards.What?
462
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,087
[ Sighs ] Why does this
keep happening?
463
00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:59,232
♪♪
464
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,786
Well, well, well.
465
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:06,308
You got nowhere to run now,
you perverts.
466
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,247
Karen, please.
467
00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:15,593
It's nothing personal.
468
00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:18,286
Here we go.
469
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:22,876
Wait! There's something
I need to tell you.
470
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,534
Declan told me that --[ All gasp ]
471
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:31,160
♪♪
472
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:37,305
No! No, no, no!
Not Steve!
473
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:39,099
Ohh!
474
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,860
W-Wait. Who was it?!
Who -- Who shot him?!
475
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:44,588
Holy shit.
476
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:47,418
We don't have
a goddamn camera on this?!
477
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:49,765
Wait. So,
it's a cliffhanger?!
478
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,183
A cliffhanger?!
Are you kidding me?!
479
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,772
-How?! What?!
-[ Screams ]
-God damn it!
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