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Previously on "Wrecked"...
Are you friends
flirting?
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We're not flirting.
We're talking.
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Oh, my God.
You're flirting!
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I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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I've just been hanging out
with Florence.
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If that boat leaves,
we die here.
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I got to bang
one of these pirates.
What?!
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I think I can get you
on that boat,
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but, uh, I'm gonna want
to do both of you.
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Oh.
Oh, no.
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Whoo!
Aah!
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The pirates --
they're gonna kill us!
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They're gonna harvest our organs
and sell them.
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How did you guys
find this out?
Never mind!
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Steve: I thought The Barracuda
was a good person,
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but I've been sleeping
with a monster!
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We're all gonna die!
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Together:
* Bringing in the corn
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* Bringing in the corn
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* We labor for the harvest
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* Bringing in the corn
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Father Daddy: There it is.
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* Bringing in the corn
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* Bringing in the corn
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* We labor for the harvest
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* Bringing in the corn
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My children,
your Father Daddy
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is filled to the brim
with exuberance.
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For upon us is the harvest,
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and the harvest
is our salvation.
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It is why we have
no friends, no family.
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Only harvest.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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What the [bleep] is this?
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What is this,
corn silk?
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Who shucked this?!
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[ Gasps ]
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It's an abomination!
You ungrateful devil!
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Here I am,
providing for this family,
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making room in my bed
for all the women,
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for your sisters and your mother
and your mother's sisters.
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Sister Mercy, tonight after
lights out, we're leaving.
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How? We're supposed to be in bed
after lights out.
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Right.
But we won't be in bed...
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because we'll be escaping.
But that's
against the rules.
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I ought to take your hands
and your tiny little ding-dong
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and stick 'em
in the thresher!
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Father Daddy
is a monster.
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Are you coming or not?
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Sister Mercy, why have you
stopped shucking your corn?!
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I'm sorry, Father Daddy.
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**
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Owen: I don't know about you
guys, I'm partial to my kidneys.
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I'd like to keep them.
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So, clearly, if we don't get off
this island right now,
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we are all gonna die.
[ People murmuring ]
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All right, well,
then what the hell should we do?
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I got a plan.
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We find some liquor,
and we drink hard --
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destroy our kidneys.
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That way,
they're worthless.
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What are you, stupid?!
That's a terrible idea!
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Jess: That's your liver,
not your kidneys.
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Okay,
we need an actual plan.
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Steve, you spent some time
in the pirates' camp.
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Is there anything that you can
think of that might be helpful?
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I don't know.
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I was mostly
in The Barracuda's tent
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just having nonstop,
crazy sex.
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How?
Hell, yeah.
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Come on, Steve. There's
got to be something, anything.
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**
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[ Dramatic beat ]
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There's a gun box
near the tree line.
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It always has two guards.
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The boat is in the cove. There's
at least one guard there.
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But the key to the boat
is in The Barracuda's tent.
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And she's definitely
gonna be inside.
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**
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But if we can take the guns
and the boat simultaneously,
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we'd control the island.
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Control the island,
control the ship.
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Holy shit.
Good plan, Steve.
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Really?
Almost makes me forget
you're a murderer.
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Wow.
Thank you very much.
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Just --
Just trying to help out.
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So we'll split up,
take 'em out all at once.
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Who's gonna take out
The Barracuda?
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Karen: I'll do it.
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**
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I'll take out Father Daddy.
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What?
What?
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What?
What?
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What?!
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Owen:
Okay, here's the plan.
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I'll go for the guns.
Danny, you want to be with me?
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Of course, buddy.
Dream Team -- Danny and Owen.
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Classic pairing.
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And maybe Florence?
What now?
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I'm in.
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All right, Jess and I
will take the boat.
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That's Barracuda's tent.
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No, that's the boat.
No, that's the boat.
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Why the hell did you make
them all beer bottles then?
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Because I don't know how
to make dioramas!
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I'm freaking out!
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Okay, what about
the other pirates?
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I'll put a team together.
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But do I have
a license to kill?
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What?
No, there's no license to kill.
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Keeping the government
out of it -- that's smart.
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No, I just mean don't kill
anyone unless you have to.
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Just, you know, conk 'em.
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What if I conk someone so hard
they accidentally die?
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We get it, Bruce.
You want to kill people.
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Everybody,
let's just do our best.
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Todd: Let's do this!
Come on!
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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**
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[ Whispering ] I don't know why
we need Florence with us.
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You and I, man --
We're the Dream Team.
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[ Whispering ] Dream Team --
what -- what is that?
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"What is that"?
It's us!
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I have never heard you
say that before today.
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[ Whispering ] Looks like
it's only one guard.
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Wow.
Great counting, Florence.
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So glad you're with us.
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We just need a distraction.
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I have an idea.
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I'm not proud of this,
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but it's gotten me out of
a lot of traffic tickets.
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Oh! Hey, Florence, I don't think
you have to do anything.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
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I do it all the time.
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**
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Get ready to conk, boys,
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'cause that pirate's
about to be super distracted.
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Gross.
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**
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Oh, my God!
Where's my freaking bra?!
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Where the freak is it?!
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Calm down, lady.
What's going on?
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I can't find my bra!
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Have you see it?!
I just had it!
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I always put it on before
my shirts or my dresses.
Let -- Let -- Let's go.
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I'm a feminist, but I have
a lot of freakin' sheer tops!
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I can't find it!
Oh!
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Wha!
Oh, nice!
[ Laughs ]
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Freakin' told you
that works every time.
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That works every time?
Oh, yeah.
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On who?
Everyone.
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Everyone?
Oh, yeah.
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Waiters, bartenders,
cops, pilots.
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Guys!
The gun box is locked.
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[ Gasps ] The key is probably
in one of these pockets.
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It's a combo lock.
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**
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Oh, hi, Karen.
What are you doing?
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I, um -- You know,
I came up with the plan,
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and everyone
said I did a great job,
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so I'm just gonna hang
in the pit
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and, you know,
wait for it all to play out.
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All right,
I'll see you in a minute.
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No,
you're coming with me.
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Uh,
I can't come with you
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'cause The Barracuda
said she'd murder me,
so it's not really --
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Aah!
That's my fatty neck skin!
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**
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I'll be damned.
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Look who it is, Jess --
our pirate.
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[ Whispering ] Okay,
when we start kissing him,
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you give him a conk,
okay?
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Kiss then conk --
got it.
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Wait, what?
No time to explain.
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Move out.
What do you mean?
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Shit!
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What's up, dude?
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Well, well, well.
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Look what the sex cat
dragged in.
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My favorite couple.
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We were just talking about
how freakin' rad
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it's gonna be when we're all
on that boat together.
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Oh, you bet.
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You guys ever had sex
on a waterbed...on the water?
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No.
But we want to.
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Oh, me too.
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Man,
I gotta get a waterbed.
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You know,
we were just thinking, like,
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why do we have to wait till
we're on the boat, you know?
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You guys want me
to fool around...
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while I'm on the clock?
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Are you trying
to get me killed?!
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Oh, God.
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[ Whispers ]
'Cause that sounds so hot.
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[ Soft music plays ]
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Okay, yeah,
let's do that.
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Oh! Mm.
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Mm.
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What the [bleep]
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**
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My God. Owen, how hard
did you hit this guy?
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I don't know.
I must be pretty strong.
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[ Branch snaps ]
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Ooh!
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Oh, shit!
Aah!
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Why does it sound
like that?
He has no tongue!
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Oh, that's so sad!
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Oh, God, he's gonna go tell
The Barracuda...somehow!
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You guys get the gun box
to the boat.
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I'll meet you there.
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**
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[ Grunting ]
Ow.
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[ Grunts ] Ow.
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Oh, that...
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Oh, my God.
This is sharp.
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**
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[ Grunting ]
Move!
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Oh!
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Well, howdy, there,
Barracuda.
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Karen, no.
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Whatever you're gonna do,
just don't do it.
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What the hell is this?
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I caught a rat.
Oh!
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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He spilled
all the beans.
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Told us about
your little plan, too.
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Take us out,
harvest our organs.
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Karen, No!
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Why are you
telling her this?!
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Why are you
telling me this?
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Because you've got
an uprising on your hands,
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and I want to be
on the winning side.
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**
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[ Whispering ] You guys?
Shh. Be quiet.
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What about Sister Mercy?
We have to wait for her.
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We can't.
We have to go.
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I'll go back.
There's no time.
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[ Engine sputtering ]
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Is it the battery?
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I don't know.
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[ Engine sputtering ]
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[ Screams ]
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Now what you have
in that truck there
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is what they call
a combustion engine.
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It is very powerful.
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And yet it doesn't work at all
without these hushpuppies.
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Father Daddy --
Hush, puppies!
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I am very disappointed
the three of you
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are out of your beds
after lights-out.
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That's against the rules.
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Lucky for you,
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Sister Mercy is a bit
of a tattletale.
254
00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:27,900
[ Gasps ]
[ Screams ]
255
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,000
Mercy, no!
256
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,633
You're a smart woman.
257
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,900
I was wondering
when you'd discover
258
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,967
the most valuable thing
on the island.
259
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,667
Took me a while
to find a buyer.
260
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,467
How much does
a human kidney go for
261
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,133
on the black market --
$100,000?
262
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,433
Try double.
263
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:45,367
Pity.
264
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,300
Just when I thought
we had something.
265
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,700
We did.
266
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,033
What do you want
from me?
267
00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:56,367
You give me passage
on your ship...
268
00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:00,167
and I offer you
my services.
269
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,500
Oh!
270
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,700
It's a boar's heart --
cut it out myself.
271
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:05,967
I've been hunting and gutting
animals most of my life.
272
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,467
I figure it's not different
with humans.
273
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,967
They're just dumber.
274
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,833
**
275
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,167
Oh, shit.
276
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,600
Oh, shit.
277
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,300
Ha! I dodg--
278
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,400
[ Grunts ]
279
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,467
Mm!
Oh, yeah.
This is so hot.
280
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,833
I'm totally into this.
281
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,233
Mm-hmm.
[ Moaning ]
282
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:37,000
Okay.
283
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,500
What's going on,
Todd?
284
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,167
What? Nothing.
What's going on with you?
285
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,133
You seem distracted.
286
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:46,833
No. No, no, no.
H-He's rock hard, right, babe?
287
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,700
Mm-hmm.
288
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,800
Oh, my God.
No, he's not.
289
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,300
He's limp.
What is going on?
290
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,733
Pack, now!
291
00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,867
Ow!
What the shit?!
292
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,333
I conked him!
Why didn't it work?!
293
00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,633
[ Grunts ]
294
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,200
Aah!
295
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:05,100
[ Groans ]
Babe, the rock!
296
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,000
[ Screams ]
297
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,700
What is going on here?!
298
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,233
You're just
kissing everyone?!
299
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,867
[ Grunting ]
300
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:19,733
**
301
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,900
Whenever you feel like
you've had enough, speak up!
302
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,067
What's the matter?
303
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,300
The cat literally
have your tongue?
304
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,367
[ Groans ]
305
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,467
These quips actually feel a lot
meaner when you can't speak.
306
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,300
Normally there'd be like
a back and forth --
307
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,367
[ Grunts ]
308
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,500
[ Growls ]
309
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,033
Did I just...
vaporize him?
310
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,833
[ Groaning in distance ]
311
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:57,700
**
312
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,300
[ Laughs ]
313
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,400
The pit! Aah!
314
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:06,000
Oh, you fell in the pit!
315
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:08,300
You idiot! [ Laughs ]
316
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,300
You mute freak!
[ Laughs ]
317
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,500
Karen!
Please, I'm begging you.
318
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,333
Don't do this.
You're my friend.
319
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,967
I don't have friends.
320
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,300
I trusted you.
321
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,900
You shouldn't have.
322
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,300
He makes a good point.
323
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,000
How do I know
I can trust you?
324
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,633
Well, I thought
you might ask me that.
325
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,967
So I am prepared
to prove it to you.
326
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,967
[ Screams ]
327
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,200
Oh!
328
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,700
[ Gasping ]
329
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,633
You didn't have to kill him.
I just...
330
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:49,167
I thought you might
swear an oath or something.
331
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,500
Let's go get
your island back.
332
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,300
[ Grunts ] Whoo! Wow!
333
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,633
Good work, everyone.
Seriously.
334
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,233
I mean, man,
that went perfect.
335
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,133
I mean,
that was flawless.
336
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,033
Kind of amazing
when you think about it, right?
337
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,300
Karen: We're too late.
338
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,133
We have to leave
this island. Now.
339
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,633
The keys to the boat
are in my --
340
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,600
Looking for these?
341
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,733
How?
342
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:19,233
You see, Karen --
she didn't stab me.
343
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,800
No.
She's my friend.
344
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:24,000
She stabbed
a boar bladder!
345
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,467
Oh! [ Chuckles ]
346
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,933
I don't understand.
347
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:33,633
Last night, three of our sisters
attempted to escape the harvest.
348
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,500
An example must be made.
349
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,967
Father Daddy,
what are you doing?
350
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,300
Why, I'm going to return them to
the earth from whence they came.
351
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,667
You said
I was helping them!
352
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,733
My sweet child,
not them -- me.
353
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,667
Take them to the corn.
354
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,400
[ Dramatic music plays ]
355
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,800
I let some friends
down once.
356
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,067
I swore it would never
happen again.
357
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,800
And you should have
seen your face.
358
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,700
[ Laughing ] Oh!
Oh, she bought it, right?
359
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:07,300
Oh, oh, Karen,
please, don't!
360
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,667
Don't -- Don't kill me!
361
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,733
I'm like Willem Dafoe.
362
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,833
Agh! Oh!
363
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,533
Shit!
364
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,300
You are shitting me!
365
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:23,367
**
366
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,533
Where is it?
367
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,700
Danny: Lift, lift.
Pack:
This wouldn't be so hard
368
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,000
if you figured out
the combination.
369
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:44,033
Yeah, but just lift it.
Lift it, man.
370
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,200
[ Grunting ]
371
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,733
Hey!
[ Breathing heavily ]
372
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,300
Where is she?
Who?
373
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,833
The Barracuda.
She's --
374
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,600
The Barracuda:
Right behind you.
375
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,033
Are you shitting me?!
376
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:03,533
We had one gun, and we just
left it out for anyone?!
377
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,000
We should all be shot
in the face!
378
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,967
Everyone step away
from the boat or I'll shoot.
379
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,133
No, you won't.
380
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,500
You forgot about Danny's gun,
didn't you?
381
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,167
Now drop it
or I'll shoot.
382
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,100
No.
383
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,967
I don't think you will.
384
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,900
Stop it, don't move!
385
00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:23,000
Do it, man!
Take the shot!
386
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,833
You don't want to shoot me,
Steve.
387
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,733
Not after everything
we've shared.
388
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,133
Don't listen to her,
Steve.
389
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:33,233
I know who you are --
who you really are.
390
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:35,033
We're the same,
you and I.
391
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,300
No, we're not.
392
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,467
You were gonna
kill everyone.
393
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,500
Just like you
killed Turdhole.
394
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,500
Except unlike them,
I don't hate you for it.
395
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,000
You killed to protect
what was yours.
396
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,333
I wouldn't say
we hate you.
397
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,800
Yes, you would!
You say it all the time!
398
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,967
Well, I try
and be nice about it.
399
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,633
Come with me.
400
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,000
We'll leave this island
together right now.
401
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,900
Steve...I love you.
402
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:06,467
I love feeling you
inside me.
403
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,733
-Oh, gross!
-Disgusting!
404
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,300
-Christ Almighty!
-Ugh!
405
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,367
If you leave
this island with them,
406
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,900
you'll go to jail.
407
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,800
I don't want to go to jail.
I don't want to go to jail!
408
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,300
-Hey, hey, hey, Steve.
-All right.
409
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,167
Steve, look at --
410
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,867
Look at me.
411
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,767
I trust you.
412
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
[ Gasps ]
413
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,933
**
414
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,033
-Don't!
-Hey.
-Come on!
415
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,967
Point the gun at me.
416
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,867
Why? Why am I pointing it
at you?
417
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,667
Because I know
how you feel.
418
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,733
The Barracuda...
419
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:48,800
she makes you feel special,
like she cares about you.
420
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,367
But she only cares
about herself.
421
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,300
Steve.
422
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,800
This bitch
doesn't know me.
423
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,567
No,
but I know her kind.
424
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,067
My name
wasn't always Karen.
425
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,900
It was...Sister Mercy.
426
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:07,200
And I had a Father Daddy,
and I worshiped the harvest.
427
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,367
-What?
-Huh?
428
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,633
-What?
-What?
429
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,633
I was in a cult.
430
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,300
Oh,
that makes so much sense.
431
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,967
My Father Daddy told me
I had no friends and no family,
432
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,533
but it wasn't true!
433
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:22,033
Steve, think about all that
we've been through together.
434
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,300
We are your friends.
435
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,033
We are your family.
436
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,367
But I killed Turdhole.
437
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,067
Which is why
you can never go home again.
438
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,833
Danny: Hold on.
439
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,733
Did you kill Turdhole?
440
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:43,467
Or did you kill a Nazi?
441
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,800
I-I killed Turdhole.
442
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,867
No,
I don't think you did.
443
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,700
I think you saved us
from Turdhole.
444
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,367
Right, everybody?
-Yeah. We thank you.
445
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,967
The guy --
The guy was a bad guy.
446
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,967
I don't understand.
447
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,967
You're all gonna lie
for me?
448
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,533
Wouldn't have to lie.
449
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:02,067
It's like we've always said,
you're a goddamn hero!
450
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,467
We always say it.
451
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,733
Steve,
you could start over.
452
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,300
I'd like that every much.
453
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,133
**
454
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,867
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
455
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,867
My friends and I
are going home.
456
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,900
Oh, my God!
That was cool!
Whoo!
457
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:25,400
[ Cheering ]
458
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,167
Suck it, 'Cuda!
459
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,367
Yeah!
460
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,733
That was awesome!
461
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,500
**
462
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,333
We rocked this so hard.
Whoo!
463
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,633
I'm all jacked up
right now!
464
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,200
I think
we should get married!
465
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,067
What?
Huh? What?
466
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,467
You just proposed.
467
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,367
Are you being serious,
Todd?
468
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,133
Holy shit. Ha.
469
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,867
Yeah,
I'm being serious.
470
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,500
Jess...
471
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,467
you're kind of a loose cannon,
but I love you.
472
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,700
[ Chuckles ]
473
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,467
Will you marry me, like,
for reals?
474
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,300
Oh, my God! Yes!
475
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,467
[ Laughs ]
Yeah!
476
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,833
God, I'm strong!
477
00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:21,867
So he smashes this log
over my back,
478
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,733
but I know the pit's
right behind me,
479
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,000
so I say, "Not today,"
and then I flip him over --
480
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,633
Sorry, man.
Hang on a second.
481
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,500
Wait, you're gonna miss
the best part.
482
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:33,367
So, um, I --
483
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,567
Mmm.
484
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,200
Guys,
are we really doing this?
485
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,633
Are we actually going home?
486
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,867
Feels like the end.
487
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,367
It is the end.
488
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,400
It's definitely the end!
489
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,133
Yeah!
490
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,967
[ Cheering ]
491
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,733
**
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