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Under our congressional charter,
we must inform your agency of any
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potentially catastrophic consequences
in our research.
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Dr. Roberts, it makes me shudder
just to say it
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but it sounds like you're talking about
germ warfare.
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Precisely why your Colonel Trevor
wanted you informed.
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Actually, Miss Prince, it began as
part of our anti-germ warfare efforts.
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But... something went wrong.
And now we've got...
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Potentially catastrophic consequences.
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Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to see
what could cause those consequences.
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George.
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In a hurry, George?
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It's a totally new virus.
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Slimy green byproduct
of our artificial microbe program.
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Harmless in a vacuum.
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But when airborne, it attacks
host tissue and destroys red cells.
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Death is almost instantaneous.
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- Death?
- Yes.
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Two weeks ago, five of my colleagues
found out the hard way.
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Potentially catastrophic consequences.
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Until we find an antidote,
no living creature is truly safe.
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As you can see,
few people have access to...
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Good Lord. It's gone!
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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George!
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What are you doing with the virus?
Wait. George!
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Gate.
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Stop that man!
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Hold it right there, George.
I'll drop you.
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No, no, no. No.
Don't shoot. Now calm down, George.
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Please, don't shoot!
Or we'll all be sorry.
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In that test tube are deadly pathogens.
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If he drops the vial and the seal breaks
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every human being within three miles
will die.
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She's right.
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- Put your gun down.
- Please put it back, George.
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We've worked together
assisting Dr. Roberts
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for over two years now.
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You're jeopardizing
hundreds of thousands of lives.
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Innocent people. Think of them.
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I'd be curious to know its composition.
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- Could be our best lead.
- Doctor, it's our only lead.
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Poor George.
What do you think has happened to him?
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Here is the
Royal Beach Hotel, George.
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This is where you spent two wonderful
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fun-filled days and nights, George.
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It's where you met Claudine, George.
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This is Claudine.
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You fell in love, George. With Claudine.
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Claudine.
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You'll do anything for Claudine.
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Anything, George.
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Claudine wants you to escape.
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And, if necessary, die
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if anyone tries to give you truth serum.
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Truth serum.
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Truth serum.
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Die. Truth serum.
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Die. Truth serum.
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Die. Truth serum.
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Live it up, George, while you can.
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Where's the old lady, Mrs. Thrip?
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She's been sent her free offer.
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Follow that up with a phone call.
I want her simulated. This afternoon.
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Yes, sir.
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No. There's no way an imposter
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could have got through
the routine security check.
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Unless he duplicated George's
fingerprints as well as his face.
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Not improbable, Colonel.
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Considering the advanced technology
that created the mask.
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Advanced technology?
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To me that suggests foreign agents.
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Or a big terrorist organization.
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How about extortion?
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With that killer virus,
he could hold the entire population
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of Washington, D.C. for ransom.
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Let's rule out money as a motive,
for the time being.
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All right, but why?
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If they have the ability
to duplicate other people
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and they were really
after some big bucks
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they could find
a lot less risky ways of doing it.
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True enough.
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And as long as they have no antidote
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their lives are in jeopardy,
same as everyone else.
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Excuse me, Dr. Roberts.
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Professor Zander's returning your calls.
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Speaking of antidotes. Thank you, Dede.
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Professor. Have you found an antidote?
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Of course not!
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How can I possibly,
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when you keep interrupting me
with these incessant phone calls?
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And Roberts,
these I.A.D.C. agents
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have kept me virtually a prisoner
for the last two weeks.
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They're safeguarding you and your work,
not holding you prisoner.
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But can't you get rid of them?
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Afraid not, Zander.
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You're our best hope
of finding an antidote
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and we don't want anything
to happen to you.
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I'm leaving now, Professor.
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But shouldn't you consider my morale?
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It's my afternoon off.
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- Your morale?
- Yes!
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How would you like it if the only person
you were permitted to see was
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Mary Jane Thrip?
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Excuse me.
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This came in the mail.
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The free offer?
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Of course, in an ordinary way
I wouldn't follow up anything like that.
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But the young person
who called me today
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sounded so sweet and concerned...
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Oh, you're Mrs. Thrip!
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Oh, Mrs. Thrip,
I was the one who called you.
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We were hoping you'd show.
Welcome to Data-Date Compu-Cupid.
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If you'll just follow me, please.
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What we're gonna do is put you
in front of a TV camera in there.
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I'm going to be on TV?
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Videotape, sweetheart.
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It's not like
being on Johnny Carson or anything.
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Okay, now.
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You're going to give
a little spiel about yourself.
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Then we take your tape,
feed it to the computer along with your
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vital statistics, the computer
matches you up to someone,
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he sees your tape,
and the rest could be history.
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Do you suppose your computer
has a line on Burt Reynolds?
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She's all ready.
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Now just take a seat.
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Remember. Say what you really feel
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on account the men watching your tape
wanna know the real you.
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Just relax, and keep your hands flat
on the green markings, please.
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Okay.
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Your Data-Date Compu-Cupid presents.
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Oh.
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I'm Mrs. Mary Jane Thrip.
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The "Mrs." stands for widow.
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I'm a professional housekeeper.
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People say that I'm exactly
as old as I look.
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There goes my chance with John Travolta.
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I would just like to say
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that I only agreed to do this
on account of it being free.
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My mother was Scottish, you see.
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Oh, yes.
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She kept her life savings in a sock
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which she put around the plumbing
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under the bathroom sink
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so that the burglars would think
it was an old leaky pipe.
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Is it all right to say "bathroom"?
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Bite your tongue.
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How am I doing?
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Well, of course, being a widow,
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one is lonely sometimes.
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Especially after I give Professor Zander
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his rum, peanut butter,
and sausage soufflé
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in his study.
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He will not do without his soufflé.
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My recipes have a wee bit of something
for everybody.
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Then I go back to the kitchen
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where I have to sip
my warm milk all alone.
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But I want to be
perfectly candid on one point.
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My gate may be a little rusted
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but it can still swing,
if you get my drift.
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Another swinger.
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How's it going?
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Look for yourself.
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You just come back tomorrow
and we'll have a hot prospect for you.
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Hope it's Burt Reynolds.
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Tomorrow.
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They look perfect.
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They are perfect.
Down to the last fingerprint.
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I'm really sorry, George,
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but there's no record
of you being on any flight
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to Miami, the Bahamas, or anywhere.
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Your Gestapo forces pounced on me at
the airport, didn't they?
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- I had to have been on a plane.
- George?
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George, we checked into the Royal Beach
Hotel where you claim to have stayed.
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Negative.
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Ask Claudine, she'll tell you.
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Where is Claudine, George?
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Well, she's in... I left...
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There's no Flight 27, no hotel.
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And no Claudine.
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I was there, I know it. And so was she.
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But where is "there," George?
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In Florida.
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Florida? Then where's your tan?
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Incredible job of brainwashing.
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Brainwashing?
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Do you have any objection
to taking a truth serum?
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Truth serum?
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Yeah. Sodium pentothal.
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It's a simple injection.
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Truth serum? No.
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Well good, then maybe
we can clear this thing up.
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It'll take just a minute. Wait a minute!
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Let's go to the stairway.
You go up, I'll go down.
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Right.
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George!
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George.
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Escape, or die.
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- No, no, no. You're gonna be all right.
- Escape, or...
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You're gonna be all right.
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Hee... Ha...
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Mrs. Thrip.
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Mrs. Thrip!
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Mrs. Thrip!
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She couldn't appreciate it anyway.
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Dr. Roberts, Professor Zander's
on the phone for you.
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Mind you, Doctor, it hasn't
been tested yet but I'm 100% certain
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that I have found the antidote.
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Professor, may the Nobel Prize
fly in your window!
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Nobel... Oh!
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I accept. I accept.
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Now just leave the testing to us.
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My pleasure.
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I'll inform the I.A.D.C.
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They'll dispatch an agent
to pick up the antidote right away.
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Here I am, checking out the hot prospect
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you called and said you had for me.
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Just a sec, hon. Data-Date Compu-Cupid.
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Don't wait for a mate, call Data-Date.
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This is urgent. Put Ward on.
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One moment, please.
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If you'll direct your attention
to the screen
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your gentleman respondee
will appear for your examination.
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- Yeah?
- Call for you.
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Oh.
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- Hello.
- Are you ready?
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Almost.
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Almost isn't good enough.
You've got to move now.
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Zander's found the antidote.
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Your Data-Date
Compu-Cupid presents.
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I ride a 900cc motorcycle,
and I'm looking for a little buckaroo
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to share my saddle.
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Ask for Burt Reynolds
and you get Gabby Hayes.
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Yes.
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That's great news. Right.
Thank you, Doctor.
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The agency psychologist
isn't having any more luck than we did.
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I didn't wanna force
the truth serum idea
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because George was
reacting so violently.
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I thought we'd better hold off.
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No problem. I just got word
from Dr. Roberts.
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The antidote.
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Zander did it. But I don't want
to take any chances. Not now.
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So.
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You want little old me to get over there
and deliver it to the testing lab.
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You're my best man.
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Hey, thanks for the compliment.
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I like all kinds
as long as they're young.
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No snow on the roof,
with a nice front porch.
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Solid foundation. Shingles in good shape
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and a fresh fire in the furnace.
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He's not looking for a companion,
he wants a house.
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I'm no stranger to this game,
no sir.
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I guess if this little speech of mine
was going in the papers instead of on TV
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right by my name, they'd put
"experienced, " with a capital "X,"
258
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,896
if you know what I mean.
259
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,866
- Hat.
- Right here.
260
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,372
How do I look?
261
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,957
Great.
262
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,418
We'd better take care of
that housekeeper.
263
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,836
We don't want her wandering off.
264
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:44,257
Not to worry. She's about to go
on a South American tour.
265
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,843
Carry on.
266
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:58,355
And now, Mrs. Thrip, we have...
267
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,858
a surprise for you.
268
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,653
The old bag's gone.
269
00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,101
Mrs. Thrip!
270
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,896
You are beautiful.
271
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:26,359
Thanks to you,
I have found the antidote.
272
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,362
Those soufflés you always made me,
which I professed to love?
273
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:31,614
Sausage, peanut butter.
274
00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,617
I can't stand them, never could.
275
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,829
In fact, I hid them
276
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:42,333
until they were covered with mold.
277
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:47,338
And it was that mold, Mrs. Thrip,
278
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,550
which led me to this.
279
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,720
The antidote.
280
00:25:55,513 --> 00:26:01,061
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
281
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,857
And thank you, Professor.
282
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,391
Hi, guys.
283
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:42,977
Oh, hi.
284
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,188
Where's the Professor?
285
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,831
Professor! What happened?
286
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,874
Are you all right?
287
00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:08,503
Mrs. Thrip.
288
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,341
She's a... She's a he!
289
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:20,181
- And he's got the antidote!
- Oh, no.
290
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,018
Take care of him, would you?
291
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,939
Kurt, Baker! Stop that man!
292
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,693
Woman.
293
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,628
Cut her off.
294
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,258
Doubling back?
295
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:42,764
Thank you for the tip.
296
00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:24,305
Hey! My stars! Wait!
297
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,725
Wait! Oh!
298
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,480
That's far enough.
299
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:18,109
Okay, mister,
just hand over the antidote.
300
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,862
Don't you "mister" me!
301
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,949
It's bad enough being mistaken
for a house!
302
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:38,004
And so your double, whoever that is,
303
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,381
got away with something
that is extremely vital
304
00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,216
to the safety of the entire world?
305
00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,385
The Professor's antidote.
306
00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:48,639
- You know about that?
- Oh, yes, he tells me everything.
307
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,893
Even about security matters?
308
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,561
The killer virus?
309
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:59,233
But he makes me promise
to keep a button on my lip.
310
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:04,280
Like when I was telling
the dating agency.
311
00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:08,201
I said, "My life is
312
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:11,954
"somewhat lonely,
except for the Professor."
313
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,627
Anything wrong?
314
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,797
No. Did you say dating agency?
315
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,593
Yes. I got a free offer
from the Data-Date Compu-Cupid.
316
00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,887
Diana, correct me if I'm wrong, but...
317
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:32,600
Yes. George also had a free offer
from Compu-Cupid.
318
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:36,437
Right. That's the last thing he
remembered. Come on though...
319
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,564
a computer dating service?
320
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,943
Well, Steve, the imposter
already has the antidote.
321
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,945
We are running short on time.
322
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,697
I think we should be grateful for
any lead we can get.
323
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:50,827
Yeah. Maybe Ira can give us
the inside track that we need.
324
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,498
- Where are you going?
- Oh, well...
325
00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,668
my social life has been
really lousy lately.
326
00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:01,379
I think it's time I did
something about it.
327
00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:04,799
Yeah! Why don't you try one of those
computer dating agencies?
328
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:09,470
That's a very good idea, Steve.
How clever of you.
329
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,848
- It's nothing.
- Sure.
330
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:15,309
A lovely thing like you,
you might get lucky
331
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,187
and make a date with an antidote.
332
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,155
Mr. Bunny has been given
the antidote, check?
333
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:30,283
Check. Go ahead and add the virus.
334
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:47,300
I hope he stays a happy hare.
335
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:55,141
This is what I call a rabbit test.
336
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,147
Death should be instantaneous.
337
00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:12,366
The antidote worked. He's safe.
338
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,370
Congratulations.
339
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:24,128
It's too bad we can't say the same
for the rest of the world.
340
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:27,131
When will our delivery boy be delivered?
341
00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,758
This afternoon.
342
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:38,059
The Compu-Cupid computer
is not part of any known data network.
343
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,353
Can you patch into it anyway?
344
00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:44,023
Steve Trevor, that is a complex,
time-consuming function
345
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,983
with no certain outcome.
346
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,486
What you're saying is, you're not sure
but you'll try. Right?
347
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,238
- Affirmative.
- Good.
348
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:52,865
Get started, Ira.
Lots of lives may depend on this.
349
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:56,535
Don't tell me
you have trouble getting dates.
350
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,080
Well, no, not really.
351
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:02,291
I just seem to end up with the wrong
kind of fella, know what I mean?
352
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:05,711
- Yeah, is there a right kind?
- Well, one can always hope.
353
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:08,089
Don't tell me, are you my freebie?
354
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:12,176
All right! They call me John Blake,
"The Snake on the Make."
355
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:14,387
Freebie?
356
00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:18,975
Oh! You're Mr. Blake!
Mr. Blake, our lucky sweepstakes winner.
357
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,561
Are we gonna find a mate for you, sir.
358
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:24,564
Right this way, sir.
We're ready for you in Studio 1.
359
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,065
- This way.
- But, but...
360
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,026
Miss, you know, I've got the feeling
361
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:32,238
that "The Snake on the Make"
could be Mr. Right.
362
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,908
What it is, it is. Whoa. I'm him!
Really.
363
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:38,744
- You sure are. But is she her?
- Yeah! Yeah!
364
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,454
- Not your type.
- All right!
365
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:43,457
- Trust Compu-Cupid.
- Yeah, but... Yeah, but...
366
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:44,875
In there!
367
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,004
Yes. I need to know all about you.
368
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:50,756
"Snake on the Make."
369
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,758
Ah!
370
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,844
Now, right this way.
371
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,679
He might be the one,
maybe I should just...
372
00:34:56,762 --> 00:35:00,308
We've got procedures here, sweet,
and you've got a videotape to make.
373
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:02,351
- A what?
- A videotape!
374
00:35:02,685 --> 00:35:06,105
- Yeah, but what was his name?
- In here. Oh, they'll love you.
375
00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:16,198
- Is Ward in the control room?
- Maybe.
376
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,533
Maybe?
377
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,827
What's the matter? Don't tell me
378
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,997
you've stopped keeping track
of his every move.
379
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,166
You're real cute.
380
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,543
Must be the reason
why Ward dropped me
381
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:31,088
like a lit firecracker
when you came through the door.
382
00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:34,717
No, I think it was because he was bored.
383
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,221
Oh, yeah, that's right.
384
00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:42,433
You stimulate his intellect, don't you?
385
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,436
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
386
00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:48,481
Here's something
to stimulate your intellect.
387
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:51,609
I'm sticking around here, sister.
You know why?
388
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:56,113
Because one day
you're gonna be that lit firecracker.
389
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:59,492
And I intend to be here to enjoy
390
00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:02,078
the big bang.
391
00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:04,288
You know,
392
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,749
my advice to you
is to get yourself in there
393
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,501
in front of those cameras
394
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,169
and cross your fingers.
395
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:14,256
Because it sounds to me like you're
going to be here for quite a while.
396
00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:20,888
- How do you feel?
- Invulnerable.
397
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:24,100
Good. I don't know how long
the antidote will last
398
00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:26,686
so I suggest we make our move
this afternoon.
399
00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,104
No problem.
400
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:32,149
- Is that our delivery boy?
- He doesn't look like much.
401
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,778
But by the end of the day,
he will have become famous.
402
00:36:36,654 --> 00:36:38,030
Infamous.
403
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,700
"The Snake on the Make" to my friends.
404
00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:45,579
Among whom I hope to count you
before too long. Know what I mean?
405
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:49,542
Anyway, I fly a helicopter for a living.
406
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,210
As a matter of fact,
407
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:54,046
I'm one of the very few pilots
licensed to fly a chopper
408
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:57,216
over our nation's
most sacred monuments and buildings.
409
00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:01,887
I take tourists on aerial tours
of this great big capital city of ours.
410
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,808
Like this afternoon,
I started out at Dulles Airport,
411
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:08,102
picked up a half a dozen good folk.
412
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,604
Passed a triple security check.
413
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:13,899
Then I cruised my good folks southward
down the Potomac River
414
00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:15,985
to the Navy Yard and then north.
415
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,195
Then I show them where history's made.
416
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,740
The Capitol building,
Library of Congress
417
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:24,034
Constitution Hall, National Gallery,
Capitol Hill.
418
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,037
And finally, a run up
Pennsylvania Avenue
419
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,998
to the greatest thrill of them all,
420
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:32,084
The White House!
I mean, you haven't lived
421
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:35,671
until you've looked into
the White House windows at 300 feet.
422
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,506
The White House, man.
423
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:57,109
Hey! You looking for me, Rover?
What you got there?
424
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:05,576
Your boss just made contact
with Compu-Cupid. Okay. Lead the way.
425
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:06,738
All right, let's go.
426
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:17,046
You, my dear, are a genius.
427
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,881
My genius would be a total waste
428
00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:22,134
were it not for your genius
in putting it to use.
429
00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:27,306
Shall we get "The Snake on the Make"
started on his vacation?
430
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,682
Right. Oh.
431
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:30,851
It looks like you've got
another customer.
432
00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:33,854
- Better get rid of her first.
- Diana Prince!
433
00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:37,149
She's an I.A.D.C. agent.
She was in the lab with Roberts.
434
00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:40,736
- The day you stole the virus, remember?
- She must be on to us.
435
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:43,531
- Get rid of her.
- Wait a minute.
436
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:47,785
Are you sure the simulation of an
I.A.D.C. agent wouldn't come in handy?
437
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,579
Perhaps.
438
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:55,042
Especially a dead I.A.D.C. agent.
439
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,845
Hi.
440
00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:09,181
My name is Jessica Abernathy.
441
00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:12,935
The Compu-Cupid computer
is programmed for two basic functions.
442
00:39:12,977 --> 00:39:15,521
As a database
for dissemination of information
443
00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,523
regarding persons
seeking companionship
444
00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:20,025
with members of the opposite sex.
445
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,694
- A dating service?
- Affirmative.
446
00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:24,530
Why didn't you say so? Go on.
447
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,617
Also as a patented data simulator
specializing in
448
00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:32,621
the 3-dimensional duplication
of specific human characteristics.
449
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,375
That's where they've been making
the masks and gloves.
450
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:40,921
Ira, can you identify the people
most recently simulated by Compu-Cupid?
451
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,965
- Naturally.
- Good.
452
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:49,096
Well come on! We've got to find out what
they plan to do with that virus.
453
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:51,432
Mrs. Mary Jane Thrip.
454
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,977
- After her.
- One John Blake.
455
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:59,148
- Okay, who else?
- One Diana Prince.
456
00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:01,275
Diana?
457
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:07,573
This is Colonel Trevor.
I need a car out front. Immediately!
458
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,577
It really was love
at first sight
459
00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:14,705
thanks to Compu-Cupid.
460
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,917
Actually I met him right outside,
the minute I walked through the door.
461
00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:20,336
I couldn't believe it.
462
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:25,466
Thanks to Compu-Cupid, love at first
sight is gonna be a real gas, lady.
463
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:30,512
Maybe I've talked enough
about John Blake.
464
00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:34,808
Maybe I should talk about myself.
465
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,312
I came from.
466
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,815
Oh, my gosh! We've got a fire here.
467
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:44,193
You better call the fire department.
468
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,530
Sweet dreams, baby.
469
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,954
How does it look?
470
00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,500
Good enough to fool airport security
at Dulles.
471
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,877
Remember why there won't be
any other passengers.
472
00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:05,464
You bought out the whole flight
so you can see D.C. from the air.
473
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,882
All alone.
474
00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:10,219
Let's go.
475
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,185
I told Val to take care
of the Prince lady
476
00:41:18,227 --> 00:41:20,229
as soon as The Snake gets started
on his trip.
477
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:23,315
- Is the chopper ready?
- Everything we need is waiting.
478
00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:24,942
Including this.
479
00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,655
- To the White House.
- To the White House.
480
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:39,748
Hi.
481
00:42:01,145 --> 00:42:04,189
- They used sleeping gas on him.
- Diana's around here somewhere.
482
00:42:04,231 --> 00:42:07,776
She'll be all right. This is
the one we've got to worry about.
483
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:09,737
He's the one they simulated.
484
00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:11,113
This guy? Why?
485
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,866
That's what we have to find out.
486
00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:22,374
We've passed airport security,
why don't you take off that mask?
487
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,084
Good idea.
488
00:42:36,764 --> 00:42:39,433
Thanks for letting me do the honors.
489
00:42:39,475 --> 00:42:41,185
You're the one that's hell-bent
on teaching
490
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:44,188
the government a lesson. It's only fair.
491
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:45,564
You know.
492
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:50,194
When my brother died during
one of their Doomsday experiments,
493
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,779
no one listened.
494
00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:54,823
And recently five more men died.
495
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:57,242
And still no one listened.
496
00:42:58,118 --> 00:43:01,121
Now, within the hour
497
00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:03,874
tens of thousands will have perished.
498
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:10,339
It will start at the White House,
descend Capitol Hill...
499
00:43:11,465 --> 00:43:14,843
wipe out all the Federal agencies,
obliterate the Pentagon.
500
00:43:14,885 --> 00:43:19,431
And assure that research
into such Doomsday experiments
501
00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:21,558
is abandoned forever.
502
00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:25,479
It's not very subtle,
but most definitely effective.
503
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:37,783
All I know is
it was very important to simulate
504
00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:40,077
that creepo helicopter pilot.
505
00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:42,454
Helicopter pilot?
506
00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:45,833
He takes tourists on aerial tours
of Washington.
507
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,377
- Where?
- How should I know?
508
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:51,046
- Here's the playback.
- National Gallery
509
00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:54,383
Constitutional Hall,
Library of Congress, Capitol Hill.
510
00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:59,304
And then a run up Pennsylvania Avenue
to the greatest thrill of them all,
511
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,015
The White House!
I mean, you haven't lived
512
00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:05,602
until you've looked into
the White House windows at 300 feet.
513
00:44:05,853 --> 00:44:07,521
The White House, man.
514
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,939
As a matter of fact,
515
00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:11,733
I'm one of the very few pilots
licensed to fly a chopper
516
00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:15,237
over our nation's
most sacred buildings and monuments.
517
00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:16,989
I take tourists on...
518
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,616
Charlie? This is Steve Trevor.
Listen carefully.
519
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:22,035
You've got a full-blown red alert
heading your way.
520
00:45:06,038 --> 00:45:07,706
Look at that big baby.
521
00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:14,129
Hang on, we're going in.
522
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,145
Okay, toss it out.
523
00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:35,943
Oh, no.
524
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:41,573
Throw it, Ward, throw it!
Make them learn!
525
00:45:41,657 --> 00:45:42,991
Throw it!
526
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,897
With Ward, Dede and Val
in custody
527
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:16,316
the best place for that virus is in
a furnace.
528
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:18,151
With the addition of the antidote
529
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:20,612
the virus is harmless.
530
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:22,280
Yes, but what about next time
531
00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:25,325
a deadly virus is accidentally
discovered in a laboratory?
532
00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:29,329
Well, I for one, plan to see
that there is no next time.
533
00:46:29,371 --> 00:46:32,958
I wish those two young people
had thought of another way
534
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,836
of making their feelings known.
535
00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:37,629
Which reminds me.
536
00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:42,092
There's still one thing that bothers me
about all this.
537
00:46:42,134 --> 00:46:44,386
- What's that?
- Mrs. Thrip...
538
00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:48,348
why did you go to that dating service?
539
00:46:49,725 --> 00:46:52,811
Well,
I wanted to have a bit of fun.
540
00:46:53,562 --> 00:46:56,148
And I got tired of waiting for you.
541
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,400
Oh!
542
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:03,572
Dear girl, have I been so wrapped up
in my work
543
00:47:03,947 --> 00:47:07,951
that I overlooked a gem like you?
544
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,369
Yes!
545
00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:15,042
To rectify the oversight.
546
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,811
Compu-Cupid strikes again.
547
00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,409
Wonder Woman
548
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:53,580
Wonder Woman
549
00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:09,221
Wonder Woman
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