All language subtitles for W W S03E04 The Fine Art of Crime 1080p BluRay DD2 0 x264-BTN (1)

Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

Now, I do want to thank all of you

for attending this preview
of my upcoming show.

Actually, I do prefer to call it
a reception, because, as you can see,

there are some people
who have just arrived,

and I do want you to meet them.

Now, it's quite possible
that you have met some of them before

at some time or another, because
they come from all walks of life,

all marches of time.

They are those members of humanity
at perhaps whom

you have always wished to stare.

Or examine. Or scrutinize,

in an attempt to experience
what it's like to live their lives.

You won't be sorry you came with me.
Even if it did take six phone calls.

- Seven.
- Wait till you see this guy's work.

You see, I'm doing a term paper
on Henry Roberts' statues.

So far I've just seen pictures of them,
but now I get to see them up close.

They're so realistic
they will blow your socks off.

And may I suggest Here We Stand?

Gentlemen.

Come on, come on.

They look so real.

Oh, look at the detail.
The hair, the fingernails, the wrinkles.

Yet these are statues, Diana.
Can you believe it?

He is a genius. He's a genius.

Oh, no.

- I'm sorry.
- It's quite all right. No harm done.

No harm done.

Not even a dent.

Mr. Roberts, I've got to know
how you make these statues.

And I am afraid
I have got to keep that a secret.

Oh, but I'm doing a term paper
on your statues...

Harold. Harold, I, er, don't think
that's going to impress him.

Bingo.

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Of course, it's because they are
so lifelike that critics put them down.

Art seeks to interpret life,
not merely to imitate it.

Harold, I've really enjoyed
the art lecture but I've got to go.

Oh, surely you're not
going to leave now,

when we finally
have a chance to talk, Ms., erm...

Prince. Diana Prince.

And I really do have to go.

I found your work so intriguing
that I'm 15 minutes late already.

No, you stay and talk.
I'll get the car and bring it around.

Butter him up.
Try to make him tell you his technique.

Uh, Harold?

I drove.

Car's in the shop.

Tell me, um...

Is Senator Farnum's son
your usual escort?

There are many words I could use
to describe Harold.

"Usual" is by no means one of them.

Excuse me, but I know for a fact
that this isn't your car.

Well, one of us made a mistake. You.

- All right.
- Hey, look, look.

Start marching. Come on.
Go to the left. Go.

Whatever you plan to do with me,
you're not gonna get away with it.

I know Diana Prince.

She isn't gonna like
what you did to her car.

Or whatever you plan do to me.
You hear me?

You hear me?

Oh, Harold, you chump.

You mean some guy pulled a gun
on Harold Farnum

and left a poem in your car?

"One of several missing treasures
Number nine as of today

Find the method to this madness
For I'm soon to steal away"

Real catchy.
Has Ira taken a look at this?

Yeah. He scanned it for fingerprints and
tried to trace those letters. Nothing.

Well, one thing we know for sure
is that whoever left this in your car

has been stealing art objects
and wants to brag about it.

Um, what is this glass bowl?
Have you checked it out?

It's a famous Hollenbeck crystal,

and it was stolen about two weeks ago
from a private collector in Alexandria.

But Ira did come up
with a list of names.

- People who might know where it is.
- Ah, a list of fences?

Hmm-hmm.

He says our most likely candidate
is one Shubert Goring, down on St. Paul.

I'll give him your regards if
the charade that I'm gonna play works.

Now wait a minute, Diana.

We could let
the police handle this, you know.

Yes, but we were the ones
that were tipped off to these robberies.

Not the police, not the FBI, but us.

That's exactly what worries me.

Well, don't let it worry you.
I can take care of myself.

Looks like a garage sale.

Hey, Harv, how are you?

All right. Looking good.

Use the three-iron. Better.

Hello. How are you?

Don't bother, fellas.
I can manage myself.

Well, Diana Prince got her message.
No thanks to that Farnum kid.

- He ID'd you?
- No big deal.

Maybe it's a good thing

that you are going to be on
field assignment as of this afternoon.

- Usual bonus?
- Fifteen thousand.

What am I this time?

You are a disgruntled housepainter.

- What about the NIM unit?
- Mmm-hmm.

It is built into these glasses.
Here. See?

Ah.

That should work.

Hmm. Very nice.

Study this.

Fifteen thousand.

Somebody's out front.

They're asking
about the Hollenbeck bowl.

- Police?
- No. Some lady.

Yes, but...

Incredible how lifelike she is,
isn't it?

Well, I'm not really
into statues, Mr. Goring.

I'm into crystal. As in...

Hollenbeck.

My employer is ready to pay you

$85,000 to take it off your hands.

His name is Bob Bertilucci.

Mr. Bertilucci's fondness for fine art
is well known.

What is not well known
is that he went into hiding

in Brazil five months ago.

You should see his phone bills. I have.

Let me see the crystal, Mr. Goring.

Or are you going to tell me
that you don't have it?

I'll see what I can do. Excuse me.

There's something funny about that girl.

I agree.

- Then why are you getting the bowl out?
- Why not?

After all, the poor girl
is going to have

such a terrible accident
on her way home.

The crystal! It's been stolen!

What do you mean, stolen? From you?

- You're a fence.
- What is the world coming to?

Up.

Wait. She's coming down.

Diana Prince is making a phone call.
To the police, I think.

- Come on, man.
- I'm trying.

If you insist.

You, uh, know what
this means, don't you?

You're gonna have to walk
to the police station.

Surprise.

- Happy birthday, my sweet.
- Tad. Oh, Taddie.

An original Henry Roberts statue.

I've wanted one ever so long.

I commissioned Henry Roberts personally.
I gave him exact specifications.

Uh...
Doesn't it look a bit, uh, familiar?

- Why, it's Mr. Bancroft.
- Right.

That's just how he looked

when I made him do the living room over
for the fourth time.

- He never did get the color right.
- Oh. Don't you like it?

Oh, I adore it, Taddie.

This will be a birthday
I shall never forget.

Okay, Ira, is this the list
you promised me?

Affirmative. It describes
ten art objects, including the bowl,

all of which were stolen under
suspiciously similar circumstances.

Hmm.

In each case, there are
no windows broken, no locks destroyed,

no sign of forcible entry at all.

Each case would indicate
an inside job.

Yeah. Hmm?

Ira, have you been watching
gangster movies again?

Of course not. Only Kojak reruns.

Oh.

It looks like the same MO was used

to steal a painting
of a lion worth $90,000.

A statue of a goat worth $75,000,
a modern art piece, another sculpture.

Uh-oh. Here's another one.

Affirmative. It is advisable
that you investigate the tenth theft,

that of the ram medallion,
which occurred last night.

Ira, you took the words
right out of my mouth.

Now here's another word for you. "Bye."

Afternoon, Mr. Roberts.

I still have no intention of telling you
how I make my statues.

You don't have to.
I think I've figured out the materials...

I don't care.

At least listen
and tell me if I'm close...

What is wrong with you?

You seem to speak English,
but you do not seem to understand it.

I will not tell you.

- Hey!
- No!

Hold on a second.

Hey. I'm doing a term paper
on your statues.

- What a pain in the...
- Now, now, Henry. Henry.

Mr. Farnum's persistence
is not to be discouraged.

Had he not insisted that Diana Prince
accompany him to your opening,

we wouldn't be running
ahead of schedule.

Do you know how many telephone calls
I ignored from him yesterday?

- Ten. Ten.
- I believe his record is 14.

Oh.

I take it you have acquired
the ram medallion?

How much do we fence it for?

It's worth $100,000, so start at 75.
Go no less than 60.

- Epperly will take care of it.
- Three more days, Henry,

and then no art piece we acquire
will be anything less than priceless.

My birthday.

Of all the days some dreadful person
could have picked to ruin my life.

Now, we paid $7,428
to install an alarm system in here

and we heard absolutely nothing
last night.

I never thought I'd hear myself
badmouth the free enterprise system,

but it does give you pause, doesn't it?

Well, what does really give me pause

is that out of a whole room
of expensive objects

the ram medallion was the only thing
that was stolen.

- It was your cousin Marvin. He stole it.
- Oh.

He always had his eye on that medallion.

Now, now, pumpkin.
Please forgive her. She's very upset.

- Yesterday was her birthday.
- Her birthday, yes, I know.

Hello? Yes, I suppose.

- It's for you.
- Oh. Thank you. Excuse me.

Hmm. You'd think
we were running an answering service.

- Trevor.
- Steve.

- Hi, Diana.
- Got anything?

What I've got are no fingerprints,

no broken locks or windows and
no $100,000 medallion. How about you?

Well, you know those two men
Wonder Woman brought in? Goring's men?

Yeah.

One of them made a deal
with the police.

Fingered a man that he's pretty sure
is gonna fence the stolen art objects.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. His name is Carmichael Goodman,

and he runs an art supply store
down on Gaylord.

Well, could be our thief will try to
get the medallion to Goodman today.

- Better keep an eye on him.
- Will do.

Oh, Diana, by the way...

Did you know that Harold Farnum tried
to call you eight times this morning?

That's nothing. His record is 14.

I believe it.

- I'll talk to you later, Steve.
- All right. Bye.

Well, Mr. Goodman,
you are about to grow another shadow.

Looking for Mr. Goodman?

Hold it!

Stay put, Mr. Goodman.

I'm in trouble.
Give me five seconds, then freeze me.

Colonel. Colonel Trevor.

- Harold Farnum. We met once last year.
- Oh, yes. Yes.

- Er, how'd you get up here?
- Oh, they gave me clearance downstairs.

I told them I'm doing
a little business for my father.

I see. Well, Diana isn't here.

Oh, I know, I know.

I've been trying to reach her
since 8:00 this morning.

Why don't you leave
a note for her downstairs?

I came about something else.
Look at this, Colonel.

Romulus and Remus.

The two Roberts statues
commissioned by the Italian government?

Well, I don't see what this has to do
with the I.A.D.C.

That's not the point.

You see, I'm doing a term paper
on Henry Roberts' statues.

Try the library.

No, I'm trying to find out
exactly what they're made of.

- Then ask Henry Roberts.
- I have, believe me.

You see, I wanna take
all the information I have,

like the picture of the twins here.
Okay?

I got the picture of the fisherman. Hmm?

This is the lady reading a book.

- Have you seen any of these?
- Yes. Yes, I've seen them.

Okay, I wanna take all the information
I've gathered,

feed it into your computer,

and see if he can come up
with what they're made of.

- You want to use the computer?
- Yeah.

That's impossible.

But Diana said
that Ira could figure it out in no time.

- Harold, get off my back.
- What is that?

That's our roving computer module.
Excuse me.

- Thanks, Rover.
- Don't mention it.

Computer module? Hold on a second.

- Rover?
- Something else?

Rover, this is Harold Farnum.
Senator Farnum's son.

I have a feeling we'll be seeing
a lot of him around here.

I'd like to have you commit his
voice pattern to your memory circuit.

Say something, Harold.

Hi, Rover. Uh, what do you say?

What do you say?

- What did he say?
- No telling.

Now, Harold, getting back
to the I.R.A.C. computer.

I'm afraid I.A.D.C.policy
strictly forbids it.

But I know all about computers.
I took a course last semester.

Keypunch, you name it. I know it all.

Harold, that's not the point.

The point is that it costs approximately
$100 per minute for even me to use it.

I couldn't possibly justify you using it
to research a term paper, now, could I?

I guess not.
Well, thanks, Colonel Trevor.

Harold, I'm sorry.

Listen, I'll tell Diana that you were in
to see her. She'll be delighted.

Oh, thanks.

Delighted she missed you.

Phew.

Rover.

- This is Harold Farnum.
- I know.

Take me to the I.R.A.C. computer.
Got it?

The I.R.A.C. computer?

- Yes, take me to the I.R.A.C. computer.
- Okay, follow me.

- The computer is in here?
- That's right.

Thanks, Rover.
I'll return the favor someday.

Don't mention it.

Well, I guess there's only one thing
left for me to do.

Sorry to take my problems
out on you, buddy.

But if I don't get an A
on that term paper,

I'll never pledge Pi Chi Psi.

Figure the only way to get an A

is to find out exactly
how you guys are put together.

And since nobody will tell me,
I'll have to do my own little analysis.

I wonder what kind of surgery
Marcus Welby would call this.

I didn't... I was just... How did you do...

I'll just be leaving, if it's all right.

Nothing. Another dead end.

All Carmichael Goodman could tell
Wonder Woman

was that he was gonna
try to fence the medallion

for a man named Ed Epperly.

The man who got away.

I had him checked out with the police
and came up with a big, fat zero.

So here we are back at square one.

Correction.
Here you are back at square one.

Me, I'm going home.

Somehow, a nice, quiet, boring evening

in front of the TV
sounds awfully good right now.

- Yeah. I know the feeling.
- Good night.

Hmm.

Now.

Hi, Steve Trevor.

The lab boys are gonna have to
do something about your sneak attacks.

Sorry about that.

- You got my coffee?
- Uh-oh. Forgot the coffee.

Well, what do you have?

From Ira, I take it.

"The I.R.A.C. computer must speak
with Steve Trevor." Well...

You tell your boss I'll be in
right after I finish a few things here.

- Now. He wants to see you now.
- Well, go on. Tell him.

I'll just bet Ira programmed you
not to move unless I came with you.

You guessed it.

Hmm.

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna have a real long talk
with those lab boys.

- Okay, Ira. What do you got?
- Good morning, Steve Trevor.

Look, Ira, for some reason,
I haven't had my coffee this morning,

so let's dispense with the pleasantries,
get down to business.

A matter of great importance

has been called to the attention
of the I.R.A.C. computer by POLISY.

- By who?
- The Police Intelligence System.

Its computer has recorded
another art theft.

Where?

A solid gold statue worth $125,000

was stolen last night
from the Putney Museum.

Same MO as the other thefts,
I take it?

No broken windows,
no signs of forced entry.

Must be an inside job.

Have you been watching
gangster movies again, Steve Trevor?

Very funny.

I better get Diana over there
right away.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

You don't have a mouth. Goodbye.

And as for you, coffee, cream, no sugar,
five minutes.

And a half a grapefruit.

What did you do to me?

Suspended your animation, Mr. Farnum.
Electronically and most effectively.

All of Henry's so-called statues are,
as you are about to discover,

flesh and blood individuals,

delicately frozen
by a minute stream of electrons

controlled by a neuro-impulse modulator

developed by that brilliant
neurophysiologist, Robert Henderson.

Presently known to his friends
as Henry Roberts.

Yeah? Who are you?

Lloyd Moreaux, patron of the arts,
and soon to be much more.

Yeah, well, look, my father's a senator.

Yes, I've met him.
Fine fellow.

Well, I've got other connections, too.

Mess with me, you mess with the I.A.D.C.

That is precisely
what I was counting on.

Diana Prince has
even bigger connections.

When she figures out what you...

Huh?

Never you mind, Mr. Farnum.
Never you mind.

That's just what I was hoping to hear.
Henry?

Let's make sure that Ms. Prince
does indeed figure it out, shall we?

I trust you know how to get to
the I.A.D.C.?

Yes, sir.

Put him away.

"Your time runs out at midnight
I'm surprised at you, Ms. Prince

If you don't break the cycle soon
You'll never have the chance"

The total value
of the stolen artworks

is more than two million dollars.

And if Wonder Woman
hadn't recovered that medallion,

our thief would be well on his way
to making it three million.

Yeah, and whoever he is,
he's sure eager we don't forget it.

You know, both of his riddles
seem to indicate

that he's stealing these artworks
in some kind of a pattern.

Yeah, well, whatever the pattern is,
it's about to end.

That's about all
we've been able to figure out.

Which is why I have no choice
but to consult Mr. Personality in here.

- Care to join me?
- No, thanks.

I have no desire
to make a bad day even worse.

Coward.

Circuits C5 through D7
are overheating.

Oh, come on, Ira.
We've not been at it that long.

We have been at it for two hours,
Diana Prince.

I need a lube job.

Okay, okay,
we'll go onto something else.

Uh, what about the second riddle?

Uh, why would the thief
want to emphasize the word "midnight"?

Perhaps he was referring
to twelve o'clock.

Twelve.

He's stolen 11 objects.

I bet he means the pattern
ends with the twelfth.

A logical conclusion.

So, now, what pattern is composed
of 12 elements?

The word "chance" could be significant.

"Chance."

Uh, let's see.

He's stolen a still life of scales,
a jade scorpion,

a mosaic entitled Centaur...

Libra, Scorpio and Sagittarius.
That's it.

All are symbols of the zodiac.

That's right. And if the last thing
he stole was a bull...

Next in sequence would be twins,
the symbol for Gemini.

Twins.

Romulus and Remus.

Those Henry Roberts statues that were
supposed to be sent to Rome next month.

Ten to one, they are to be
the thief's grand finale.

Thank you, Ira.
I am off to catch a thief.

A word of caution, Diana Prince.

The thief obviously wanted the I.A.D.C.
to reach this conclusion.

His or her reasons are still unknown.

Well, I'm aware of that, Ira.
That's why I intend to go as, um...

And be very careful. Bye.

Even Wonder Woman
cannot be too careful, Diana Prince.

Okay. What's this all about?

It's about your demise,
Wonder Woman.

Your carefully planned,
eagerly anticipated demise.

Welcome to my museum.

So, you lured me here purposely.

It was all a plan.
The art thefts, the poems.

All were part
of an intricate choreography.

We knew that if we involved
the I.A.D.C.,

You would ultimately be involved.

Diana Prince warned me that there was
more to all this than met the eye.

Which is why, upon solving my riddle,

she sent you here rather than coming
herself with the police.

How boringly predictable of her.

Speaking of boring, why am I here?

You are about to become
my latest work of art.

Several people know
that my mentor here

plans to open his Putney exhibit
by unveiling a statue of Wonder Woman.

I shall be there for the unveiling,
as will you, Wonder Woman.

This will produce an electrical signal

which will place you
in a state of suspended animation.

Forever.

No, thank you. I have two of my own,
just like it.

After I destroy this,

you're gonna tell me
who you are and where you are.

Wait, Wonder Woman.

Harold?

Mr. Farnum
is unable to answer.

In fact, right now, Mr. Farnum is unable
to do much of anything.

Let him go.

After the NIM unit
is placed on your wrist.

Right now.

Right now, I can put an end
to all of Mr. Farnum's vital functions.

Would you like that, Wonder Woman?

- You win.
- I won the day I planned this.

The rest was simply a matter of time.

Now, let's see.
Hands on your hips, I think.

Yes, that's it. Well, now, smile.

Smile the smile you would like to wear
through eternity.

Because wear it through eternity
you shall.

Henry, say goodbye to
the one person in the world

who could have stood between us and
everything in the world worth stealing.

Yes, they do take rather a long time,
but I think it's worth it, don't you?

Oh, would you excuse me?

Uh, ladies and gentlemen.

I want to say that I am deeply honored

that so many of you
have chosen to attend

this formal opening of my new show.

And so, to honor you, my latest,

and hopefully my best creation.
If you please.

Ladies and gentlemen, please.
May I have your attention?

As you know, I have supported
Henry's work for three years now,

helped him monetarily and spiritually

as he struggled
to perfect his technique.

But whatever debt he may have incurred
is now forgotten.

For I, through him,
have created a masterpiece.

His statue captures the very heart
and soul of the great lady it depicts,

as Wonder Woman herself
would have to admit. Hmm?

Reel him in.

What a familiar voice you have,
Mr. Moreaux.

You tricked me.

Well, I had to find out
who you were somehow.

But I was sure the modulator would work,
even on you.

It may very well have worked

if I hadn't switched it
for one of my own bracelets.

Oh.

That wasn't part of the choreography.

Neither was your returning Harold Farnum
and those other statues to normal.

But that's precisely
what you're about to do.

Shall we?

So Moreaux figured out

how to combine
Roberts' knowledge of electronics

with his own knowledge of art
so they could make a killing.

Oops. Bad choice of words.

Well, unfortunately, you stumbled onto
their plan to remove Wonder Woman.

Hey, you know, one good thing
about what those guys did to me is, uh,

it gave me a lot of time to think.
Which I did.

Mostly about us.

Us?

- What are you doing tomorrow?
- As in night?

There's a party at this fraternity
I'm gonna pledge. The college...

- What?
- My term paper.

I don't have a topic anymore.
It's due in three days.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, Diana, I'm gonna have to go work
on that paper tomorrow night.

Hey, listen, I understand.

But I'll make it up to you. I will.
I promise.

No hurry, Harold.

No hurry.

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman