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Every Christmas,
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our family would give anonymous
gifts to another family,
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a tradition we called elving.
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One Christmas, we
elved the Hagbarts.
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Ugh, Finn Hagbart.
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Where do I start?
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He was my arch nemesis,
my mortal enemy.
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But let's be honest ...
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he bullied me good.
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Yeah, I mean ...
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real good.
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But after that year's
Buckley, family tradition,
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Finn and I came to a
truce, more or less.
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Then, the Hagbarts moved away,
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and I thought that
unpleasant chapter of my life
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was closed for good.
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Well, a few years later, the
Hagbarts moved back into town.
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It was my junior
year of high school.
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I was captain of
the basketball team.
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Allen was my true compadre.
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His sister, Juniper, and
I were kind of a thing.
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Things are really looking up.
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Well, maybe not so much
for my brother, Peter.
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- Have a great day, Peter.
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Thank you.
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You left this on the bus.
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- I am so sorry!
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Oh, it's okay.
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My mom made it.
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- Your mom made it?
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Did you just say your
mom made that project?
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I just announced to
the entire student body
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that you won the science
fair for that project!
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- I'm sorry. I ...
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- Principal Doyle ...
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Has anyone ever told you
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that you looked just
like Clint Eastwood?
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- Go ahead. Make my day.
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- It's the jawline.
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Wait ...
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No, it's the eyes.
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Definitely the eyes.
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- Do you know ...
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Feeb Hagbert?
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- Peter Buckley, right?
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- Yeah.
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- The Hagberts just moved
into that big, beautiful house
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on Westminster.
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- That's our house!
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Well, I mean ...
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- It's the house we
were gonna buy, but ...
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we couldn't afford it.
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It's a cool house.
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I'm gonna ...
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- Here, let me help you.
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- Clint Eastwood, huh?
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♪ And a sweet baby
girl just for me ♪
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- My little merry noel
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Can I have a kiss?
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Hello?
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Steve! Hi!
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Oh no!
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Yeah, of course! You
can stay here anytime.
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You know that.
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Uh-huh.
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Is that my project?
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- You mean my
project, right, mom?
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- Pfft!
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- Yeah.
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All right. I can't
wait for you to come.
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Oh, yes! All right.
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Awesome, Steve.
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All right. See you then.
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Buh-bye, Steve.
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- The Hagbarts moved again!
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They bought that big
house on Westminster.
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- Wait, the one
we were gonna get?
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- There goes that dream.
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- Hey!
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We remodeled! And ...
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I wanted the house so bad.
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- Feeb Hagbart's
pretty cute now.
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- Wait, how could
they afford that?
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- You guys didn't hear this?
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Oh my gosh.
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Okay, so, Mr. Hagbart
invents some kind of,
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it's a computer, it's
a gadget that ...
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Simon, I don't know what it is.
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What mom
was struggling to explain
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was that Mr. Hagbart
had made a small fortune
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by putting store catalogs
on disk for retailers.
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In an era before the
internet and online shopping
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was really a thing, browsing
these catalogs was a pastime
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Simon was particularly fond of.
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- Simon!
- What?
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- Now he's rich.
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But we could still elf them.
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No!
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- Okay, okay! Gosh!
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I'm trying to teach you good
will and make you good people.
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Jeez.
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- Okay, so what did
uncle Steve want?
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- Uncle Steve has
mold in his apartment,
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so he's gonna be staying
with us for the holidays!
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And he said he's gonna help
coach your basketball team.
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- Our basketball team?
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- Uncle Steve's
kind of out there.
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- He is. It's okay.
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- Who wants to say
the elving pledge?
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All right, put your arms up.
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We do hereby promise
to fulfill our elving duties
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with honor and bravery.
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We will never divulge our ...
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Identities to the people we elf,
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no matter what mayhem or Bedlam
might be inflicted upon us.
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This is our solemn pledge!
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- Steve!
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- Ooh!
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Sup, dude?
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Uncle Steve.
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Mom says she practically
raised him by herself.
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But if that's true, how
did he turn out so cool?
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- Oh, now I see it.
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- Hey, where's Simone?
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- Oh, well he's working tonight.
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And as you know, elving
waits for no man.
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- Who are we elving?
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- Oh, okay, so, guys,
I'm thinking ...
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Principal Doyle.
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- Never in my lifetime.
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- Yeah, we can't elf
him. He's too harsh.
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- Harsh?
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I mean, I'd be harsh
too if I had to deal
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with smelly, hormonal
teenagers all the time.
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Hey, wait a minute.
That's my life.
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- Look, Principal Doyle,
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he's raising those two
little girls all by himself.
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His wife passed away.
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And you know the school
doesn't pay him much.
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- I'm a PE teacher. I get that.
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- Yeah. I mean, maybe if we
elf him, he won't be so harsh.
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- So, folks, Principal
Doyle? Hands up.
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- All in favor?
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- What's the deal with you two?
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- Well, personally, I
feel I can't cast a vote
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for someone I work
for, you know?
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Isn't that like
unconstitutional?
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- Okay, we'll call
that an abstention.
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- I don't know what that means.
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And you?
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It was then
I dropped the E bomb.
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- I'm not going
elving this year.
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- I'm sorry, what?
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- I thought I heard you just say
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you weren't going
elving this year.
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- No, I know what I heard.
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Are you serious, man?
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- Look, there's no snow, and
it's just stupid kid stuff!
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- That's not kid stuff.
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I mean, I'm older
than you Mateo.
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Bro, look at all
these sad faces, man.
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You don't wanna Scrooge
this thing over.
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Truth
is I didn't wanna go.
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I was just tired of
being told what to do.
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And as much as I hated
disappointing everybody,
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especially Uncle
Steve, I'm a man now.
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And so, you know, when a man
makes up his mind, it's done.
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- Can I go to my bedroom?
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- Yeah, I think you better.
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So, Principal Doyle it is.
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Can we talk?
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Why? You gonna make
me go out elving?
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- Well, I could do that, but ...
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what would be the point
if your heart's not in it?
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So, no, I'm not gonna make you.
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- Thanks.
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- Matthew, you need to
come up with your own plan
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to serve others this season.
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I mean, it's what
Christmas is all about.
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It's the whole reason
that we go elving.
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- Like what?
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- I don't know.
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You're gonna have to
figure that out yourself.
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I mean, you're not a
little boy anymore, right?
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Figure it out?
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I couldn't even figure out
this dumb Rubik's cube.
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Maybe dad was right.
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I had to come up with a plan?
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- Hey, Steve-O!
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- Oh hey, Pam.
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- Oh! You decorated.
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- Yeah, these are me.
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- I know.
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You signed it.
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- Yeah. You gotta be
your number one fan, Pam.
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- Absolutely.
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So, do you remember this guy?
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- Oh, yes.
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- The concert?
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- Oh yeah, baby.
- Memories?
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- Yeah, memory lane.
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This thing was literally
baptized by fire.
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- It was.
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- Hey ...
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Matthew's just being
a punk, all right?
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He's a lot like me.
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It's nothing you haven't
been through before.
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- Yeah. We used to
be really close.
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- Yeah.
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But you still have Simon.
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- Yes, I still have Simon,
and the voice are great,
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but, I mean, can you see
Matthew kinda pulling away?
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- Yeah. I think he's being
more like a teenager.
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You know, growing pains.
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But, hey ...
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Do you remember these?
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- What?
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- Ole, ole!
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- Why are those in my house?
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- Because we're gonna rock 'em.
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Hey, let's go.
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- What?
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Okay, I ...
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need these in a wallet size.
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I got like 10 of 'em.
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- Show me what you got, Steve!
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Woo!
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Yeah, that's good.
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You really know
how to work it out.
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- Did you ask Jennifer to
the Christmas dance yet?
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- No, not yet. What about you?
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- Same, but ...
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not Jennifer.
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Think it's ever
gonna snow this year?
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Like, not just a flurry here
and there, but like a blizzard,
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like the year we
elved the Hagbarts.
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- Dude, don't remind me.
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- They're filthy rich now.
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- Yeah, no doy.
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- And Finn's got a
really awesome car
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and an indoor swimming pool.
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- Yeah, I don't care.
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I already told my family
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that I'm not going
elving this year.
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My parents Kirked out.
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- Of course they
did. It's tradition.
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Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
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Is that my
sister with the Hagbarts?
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Yup. It's Jennifer.
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- Hey, Matthew.
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Matthew, how you been?
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- Fine.
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Want my breakfast-
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You want it?
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- How could they name a
little puppy like you Farting?
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Ooh, grindage!
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- Eh! No food before
dinner, and no Farting.
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- Okay.
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Smells good.
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Is that grandma Ruth's soup?
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- You better believe it.
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- Yeah, that's rad.
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♪ Oh cabbage soup
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- What's the occasion?
265
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,539
- Uh, well ...
266
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,629
We've been asked to chaperone
the Christmas dance.
267
00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:01,721
And Mrs. Whitmore wants me to
be her personal assistance.
268
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,200
- Wow, Pam.
269
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,551
- Now, when you say we have
been asked, you mean that-
270
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,378
- Us.
271
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,379
- Yeah.
272
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,554
That's what I thought you meant.
273
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,947
- Oh, and, Steve,
you're gonna love this.
274
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,820
I got you on the
committee too. Yeah!
275
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:17,171
I had to pull some
strings, but you're in!
276
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:17,998
- Me?
277
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,216
- Mm-hm.
278
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,870
- Barf me out, Pam. As if.
279
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,178
- Oh, you wanna tell me
that one more time, Punk?
280
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,093
- Okay, okay! Fine,
fine, fine, fine!
281
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,052
Geez, I think I'm
bleeding, Ralph.
282
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:33,100
- Ugh, you're such a baby.
Just get out of my kitchen.
283
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,492
- It's snowing.
284
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,363
- What?
285
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,105
You ...
286
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:38,670
Coach needs the
energy dinners in two hours.
287
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:39,933
- Punk.
288
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,804
Dinner's in two hours.
289
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:43,719
- Just a dip.
290
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,026
Love you.
291
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:52,902
♪ Here we come a caroling
among the leaves so green ♪
292
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,272
Well, that's
one way to enter a room.
293
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,839
Lucky shot, Larry Nerd.
294
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,629
- Looks like Juniper's friends
with the Hagbart sisters now.
295
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,985
- Hey, Matthew.
296
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,203
- Hey.
297
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,031
Saw you out in the
parking lot earlier.
298
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,293
- Yeah.
299
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,556
I was running late, so
Finn gave me a ride.
300
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,254
Watch
and learn, fellas.
301
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,561
- Now he thinks he's
the star of our team.
302
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,655
Think fast, Buckley!
303
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:56,792
- Thanks.
304
00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,795
- Feeb Hagbart!
305
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,797
Are you kidding me?
306
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:14,679
- Gather round, boys!
307
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,422
- Um, where's coach Jackson?
308
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,468
- He had a family emergency.
309
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,730
- When's he coming back?
310
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,601
- He's not gonna be back
until after Christmas.
311
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,996
- Whoa, whoa, wait! We play
the wild cats next week!
312
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,911
We all need our coach!
313
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,305
- Which is why Mr. Wilson
has been so gracious
314
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:34,743
as to offer to coach our team.
315
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,919
Until we can find a
decent replacements.
316
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,833
- Sup, fellas?
317
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,705
- And I ...
318
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,838
I am gonna be the
assistant coach.
319
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,711
Make it rain.
320
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,800
Not even close.
321
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,280
- Not here, James,
322
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,979
- My dad coached our
team to a championship
323
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,545
at my old school.
324
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,330
- Do you think he
would really do it?
325
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,248
- Yeah. He's he's
up for anything.
326
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,424
- Brilliant! That sounds
like a great idea.
327
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,078
Yeah. So great.
328
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,514
- Why is that a great idea?
329
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:11,127
- Well, technically a
member of the coaching staff
330
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,694
has to be a member
of the faculty.
331
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:16,524
So you, my friend, have now
become the assistant coach.
332
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,009
And your dad is the head
coach, and I am outta here.
333
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,707
Parting is such
sweet sorrow, boys.
334
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,063
- What are you looking at?
335
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,978
Let's run some lines, fellas!
336
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,501
'Cause I'm your assistant coach,
337
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981
and I'm your head coach today.
338
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,166
Magnificent.
- Whoa!
339
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,037
- Hello, Matthew.
340
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,169
These cookies are choice.
341
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,344
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
342
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,606
- These look amazing!
343
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,000
- Oh, pries a block!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
344
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,568
- Rumor has it you're gonna
take Feeb to the dance.
345
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,179
- Whoa! No! You can't take
a Hagbart to the dance!
346
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,006
- Says who?
347
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,660
- Says me!
348
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,183
- Hey guys.
349
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,663
Cookies!
350
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,665
- Ho! Karate chop, Pam!
351
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,189
These are cookies for Mateo
to take to sweet babe-a-saurus
352
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,887
to the Christmas festivities.
353
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:16,714
- Festivities?
354
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,977
- Yeah, no.
355
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,282
- Can you check her
ear? Something's up.
356
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,328
- What's going on with it?
357
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,504
- Oh, man. In 10 minutes!
358
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,594
- That's cold, Pam. Cold.
359
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,075
- Cookies?
360
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:29,989
- Cookies.
361
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,603
He's always eating, dude.
362
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,829
- So, did you get your
dress for the dance yet?
363
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,527
Yeah. I've had it for months.
364
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,224
Yeah, but I haven't
been asked yet.
365
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,226
- What? That's crazy.
366
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,272
No one's invited us either.
367
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,449
But, man, Jennifer, that
really stinks. I'm sorry.
368
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,711
- It's okay.
369
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,060
- I thought you and
Matthew were a thing.
370
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,061
You are, aren't you?
371
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,332
- You let M&N fall asleep?
372
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,812
- Oh, no, no, no!
373
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,640
- Honey, normally you
want her to fall asleep.
374
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,512
- Not tonight! It's our
first not of elving.
375
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:19,125
- Okay. Listen, when
she's out, she's out.
376
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,692
Let's just start
earlier next time.
377
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,390
- We Can we can't
elf unless it's dark.
378
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,566
- Oh, you can if you're a ninja!
379
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,784
- Room for one more, Ralph?
380
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,047
- Yes.
381
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,831
- All right, let's
do it. Let's go!
382
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,138
I can't trust
you guys for one second.
383
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,584
- How are you gonna deliver
your invite to Juniper?
384
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,281
- Hey, once she's
out, she's out.
385
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,372
Hm. How, indeed?
386
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,420
You know, dogs are
pretty responsible.
387
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,377
- Hey.
388
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,510
Popcorn, candy. Barbie?
389
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,948
She's all yours Farting.
390
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,081
Okay, I
know this looks bad,
391
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,693
but as a teenager, you'll
do anything for a girl.
392
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,479
All right,
guys, stay low.
393
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,829
All right, John. Go for it.
394
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,094
- Hey.
395
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,618
- Can I do it, please?
Please, please, can I do it?
396
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,054
- Do as I do.
397
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,229
- 10-4, amigo.
398
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,672
Three, two, one.
399
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,509
- Christmas stockings?
400
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,555
- Are they for us?
- I think so!
401
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,083
Daddy, Daddy!
402
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,348
- This is the best
part. Remember?
403
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,002
- Yeah. I remember.
404
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,266
Should we go?
405
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,886
One
bite of my cookies,
406
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,933
and Juniper will have no
choice but to say yes!
407
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:21,203
Well, I guess her dog would
look good in the dress, too,
408
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,465
although I'm pretty
sure I'll skip out
409
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,250
on the kiss at the
end of the night.
410
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,427
- Hey!
411
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,994
Come join the party.
412
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,214
Come on.
413
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:32,780
- Steve, can you just
take her upstairs?
414
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:33,911
- Sure.
415
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,609
- Thank you.
- I'll put her down.
416
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:44,922
- You left your baby
sister alone in the house.
417
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:45,923
- No, she was asleep.
418
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,230
- That is inexcusable, Matthew!
419
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:51,015
- Okay, I went across the
street for like a minute,
420
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,234
and Farting was watching her.
421
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,410
- Farting? Farting
was watching her?
422
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,759
The dog!
423
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,939
- I was gone for
like five minutes.
424
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:05,465
- Obviously, a lot can happen
in five minutes, Matthew.
425
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,033
Just go to bed.
426
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,827
Why would he think
he could leave her?
427
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,958
Oh my gosh.
428
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,700
Where did we go wrong?
429
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,833
- He's a teenager.
430
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,924
You know, at least he's ...
431
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,014
he hasn't run off to Vegas
with a cocktail waitress.
432
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,409
- I mean, I guess we gave our
parents a run for their money?
433
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,758
- Well ...
434
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,934
heaven knows you did.
435
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,460
I long for those days.
436
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,461
- Don't choke.
437
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,821
- You're grounded. Christmas,
maybe even New Year's.
438
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,302
- Whoa! Okay-
439
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261
- No, all right, I'm kidding.
440
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,480
But your mom and I are wondering
where the old Matthew is.
441
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,873
Have you seen him
around anywhere?
442
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,831
- Okay, I was gone five minutes.
443
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,747
- Matthew, you were
gone five minutes
444
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,794
and left your sister
alone in the house.
445
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,317
I mean, you've seen
Unsolved Mysteries.
446
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,797
You know anything can happen.
447
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,670
Have you thought about
what you want to do
448
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,890
to celebrate the Christmas
season this year?
449
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,588
You don't want to
go elving with us,
450
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,808
you don't want to spend
time with the family.
451
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:28,983
What do you want to do?
452
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,469
Could you think of maybe
something a little less selfish?
453
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,688
- Okay, well, are you
asking or telling?
454
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,081
- I'm suggesting.
455
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:42,605
- Okay.
456
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,957
- Suggesting straight A's.
457
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,351
Straight B's?
458
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,051
- Are you okay?
459
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:55,792
- Yeah, it's just ...
460
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,796
Matthew reminds me of you
461
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,408
when you were in your "I
hate everything" phase.
462
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,149
- I was that bad, huh?
463
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,544
- You were actually worse,
if you can believe that.
464
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,372
- Yeah.
465
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,376
I was, and you still
loved me, right?
466
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:20,730
- I just don't know where
I've gone wrong as his mom.
467
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,603
- Pam, you have
not gone as a mom.
468
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:28,172
You might be experiencing
that seasonal depression thing
469
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:32,481
or, I don't know, may be
having flashbacks of me.
470
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,832
- That could be true,
because you almost killed me.
471
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,445
- Yeah, I did.
472
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,318
And you never gave up on me.
473
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,103
- Nope.
474
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,806
Maybe you could talk to
him. He loves you so much.
475
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,157
- Yeah, maybe if
the time is right.
476
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:00,466
- I just ...
477
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:07,124
I just get really scared that
I'm becoming our parents.
478
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:12,478
- You are nothing
like our parents, Pam.
479
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,872
They barely even knew us.
480
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:20,399
Look, you are like the
greatest mom in the world.
481
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,967
I mean, these kids, they
absolutely adore you,
482
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,579
and I can see that clear as day.
483
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,015
- You think?
484
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:32,454
- Yes! You're like the
ultimate package, you know?
485
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,848
You're my sis.
486
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,765
You're my best friend
487
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:47,643
And in a lot of ways, you were
my perfect mother, you know?
488
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,734
- So you're saying I'm old?
489
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:55,651
- Maybe.
490
00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,961
Your kids are amazing, Pam.
491
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:01,918
- They are.
492
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:10,187
- Jeez, Allen, give
a guy some space!
493
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,058
- Sorry.
494
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,061
- Did Juniper get my invite yet?
495
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,498
- How should I know? I
know she tells me zero.
496
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,021
- Okay, well, try
and find out, okay?
497
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:18,892
- Okay.
498
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,330
Hey, I've been thinking
about the Hagbarts lately.
499
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:23,549
I think you should
give them a chance.
500
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:24,767
- To what?
501
00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,682
- Well, Finn's really cool now.
502
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,337
And have you seen Fae?
503
00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,861
What?
504
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,515
What is going on?
505
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,823
First Juniper, then
Peter. Now Allen?
506
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,740
Things are really
getting out of hand.
507
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,178
- Oh my gosh.
508
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,920
I'm such a klutz.
509
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:47,790
- It's all right.
510
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,760
- Um, are you
going to the dance?
511
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,764
- I hope so, but I
haven't been asked yet.
512
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,377
Oh!
Watch out, Pete!
513
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,553
Coach Hagbart on your six.
514
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,773
- Everything good, Feeb?
515
00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:14,600
Yep.
516
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,514
- Ready to go?
517
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:19,909
- See you around.
518
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,532
- Oh, Dad, we could
use another player.
519
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,535
- Oh, honey, I've
got so much work,
520
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,188
- Please, Daddy.
521
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,800
- Oh, okay. Deal me in.
522
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,192
- Yes! Let's go!
523
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:46,545
- Ante up.
524
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,502
- Guess what.
525
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,550
Feev has a crush
on Peter Buckley.
526
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,553
- I do not!
527
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,119
- Really?
528
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,686
- He's such a geek.
529
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,862
- Well, maybe feed
thinks he's a zeek.
530
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,083
- What's a zeek?
531
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:06,565
- It's a frog that
turns into a prince?
532
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,393
- Did you just
call Peter a frog?
533
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,394
Dad, that's so cool!
534
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,180
- I don't think so.
535
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,010
What'd I say?
536
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,229
- You don't even know him!
537
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:20,970
- Wat do go.
538
00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,058
- Why didn't you stop me?
539
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,193
- Whoa, wait. What
are you doing?
540
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:27,847
Stop.
541
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,892
Feeb Hagbart?
542
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,372
Wait!
543
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:33,069
You're trying to take
Feeb Hagbart to the dance?
544
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,636
You know she's older
than you, right?
545
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,072
Age is just a number.
546
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:37,596
- Okay, what about
the Buckley code?
547
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,162
You know? John's broken angel.
548
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:41,687
Oh, how about Simon's
broken glasses?
549
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,166
- Just grow up.
550
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,864
Grow up?
551
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:48,215
Says the guy who wrote
the cheesiest poem ever!
552
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,006
Principal Doyle? Hey.
553
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,705
Here's that
paperwork you needed.
554
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,229
I guess it's official.
555
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,535
Coach, just for the
rest of this season.
556
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,103
All right.
557
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:08,365
- Uh, coach?
558
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:14,850
How do you do it? I mean, the
whole single parent thing?
559
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:17,374
You just ...
560
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,768
You seem to make
it look so easy.
561
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:21,857
- Honest?
562
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:23,729
I really don't know.
563
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,210
I love 'em when they're good.
564
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,604
I ground 'em when they're not.
565
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,086
And I pray.
566
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,610
I pray a lot.
567
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:41,268
- Yeah.
568
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,141
Karen used to make
Christmas so magical.
569
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,665
I could never match that.
570
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,972
- Yeah. It's not the
easiest job in the world.
571
00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:55,108
Especially when you're the
only one in the trenches.
572
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:00,417
Thank you.
573
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,244
- Sure.
574
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:06,336
And you know, this may
sound really corny,
575
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:10,601
but I found the best
present is to be present.
576
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,386
Be there for 'em.
577
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:14,214
That's what they
want for Christmas.
578
00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:19,045
I'll see you out there.
579
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,530
- Go to the paint!
Go, go, go, go, go!
580
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,749
There you go, there you go.
581
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:28,924
Let's go. Come on.
582
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:29,795
Come on!
583
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,148
Kick it out to John.
584
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:36,453
- Weak side. Weak side, Zack.
585
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:38,934
- John, two, two, two!
586
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:39,805
Set it!
587
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,983
Oh, man!
588
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,203
No! You know what you did!
589
00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:48,117
- All right, we're
done, we're done.
590
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:49,989
Everybody up.
591
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:55,298
Let's go, hustle.
592
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:03,567
Look, we've got our
first big game coming up,
593
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:07,006
and guys, we gotta
start jelling as a team.
594
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:11,967
Think like a team.
Play like a team.
595
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,405
The same team!
596
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,929
- Yeah, guys. Same team.
597
00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,975
- Yeah, Dad.
598
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,498
- It's coach.
599
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,849
And I don't know what's
going on between you two.
600
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:25,415
- Nothing.
601
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:26,895
- Nothing.
602
00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:27,766
- Huh.
603
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,984
Okay.
604
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,203
So why don't I make
Finn co-team captain
605
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,379
so that you two can
learn to work together?
606
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:35,643
- But Matthew's the captain.
607
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,689
- No, I'm really
digging this idea.
608
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,564
- Okay, good, so we agree.
We have two captains.
609
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:46,480
Hit the showers.
610
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,918
Let's go, fellas. Focus.
611
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,327
- You're a stone cold fox.
612
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:12,898
Hey!
613
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:15,596
I just helped Grandpa
George in the soup kitchen.
614
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:16,989
- And how'd it go with him?
615
00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:18,338
- Uh ...
616
00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:21,297
It was awkward, but, you
know, we got through it.
617
00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:23,647
- Was he surprised to see you?
618
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:26,085
- Uh, yeah, to say the least.
619
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,303
Yeah.
620
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,565
But, hey, I could tell
621
00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:30,524
that they could really
use some help, you know?
622
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,135
What do you think about me
dropping you off tonight?
623
00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:35,007
- Tonight?
624
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,312
Yeah.
625
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:37,792
- No, no, no.
626
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,185
I was gonna go see if Juniper
wanted to catch a movie.
627
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:40,882
- Dude, come on.
628
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:41,883
- Or not.
629
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,711
- Love can wait, my man.
630
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,496
Absence makes the heart
grow fonder. Trust me.
631
00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,323
You feel that?
632
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:48,542
- Yes, I feel that.
633
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,500
- Yeah, C's get degrees.
Go get 'em, tiger.
634
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,851
Don't tell your dad,
though. I didn't say that.
635
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,462
Pam! I need help with my hair!
636
00:30:56,942 --> 00:31:00,554
- Eddie, do you ever wonder
about the meaning of life?
637
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,077
Eddie?
638
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:03,644
Eddie.
639
00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,254
Eddie!
640
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:06,995
No!
641
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,961
- You ready for this?
642
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:16,962
- Yeah, I guess so.
643
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,314
So, you coming in with me?
644
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,752
- I'll probably pass.
645
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,232
Seeing him twice in one week
646
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:28,887
might be a little overkill
for the both of us.
647
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:30,976
- Yeah.
648
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,328
How long has it been
since you've seen him?
649
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:42,509
- Before yesterday, Probably
10, maybe 12 years, I guess.
650
00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:46,556
- Well, what's he like?
651
00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:48,558
- Stern.
652
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:50,865
Military stern,
653
00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:53,999
Angry.
654
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:57,306
Sad.
655
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,529
I think that war really
messing him up, you know?
656
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:08,970
- Then should I not do this?
657
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,885
- No, you do this.
658
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,933
I mean, you never know how
much longer you have with him.
659
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,370
I mean, I could come in and
give you some moral support,
660
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:19,633
like Batman and Robin style.
661
00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,553
- Nah. Nah, I got this.
662
00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:29,208
- I know you do.
663
00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,306
- Thanks for always
being so cool.
664
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,525
- Ditto, my man.
665
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,107
Mom once
told me Grandpa George
666
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,892
was one of the bravest
man at Normandy on D-Day,
667
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:03,633
a true hero.
668
00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:06,897
- Food's almost ready
in line. Get in line.
669
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:09,813
- Actually, I was gonna see
if I could help you, Grandpa.
670
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:15,471
- Matthew?
671
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,997
- Uncle Steve said you
guys could use some help.
672
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,260
- Steve said that?
673
00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,655
Yeah, it's kinda tough
around here sometimes.
674
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,747
So, how's basketball practice?
675
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,966
- What, you know I play?
676
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,621
- I read about it in the papers.
677
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,713
I've even come to a game or two.
678
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:40,583
Shh.
679
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,195
- Really?
680
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,371
Well, how come you
never come by to say hi?
681
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,157
- I don't think your
mom wants to see me.
682
00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:52,465
- Why not?
683
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,730
- I think I was a better
soldier than I was a father.
684
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,126
So, how did you end up here?
685
00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,998
- Well, I didn't want
to go elving this year,
686
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,087
so if it wasn't elving,
687
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,784
I had to do something
nice for others,
688
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,569
and Steve said, I
should come here.
689
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,008
- You sound like a good kid.
690
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,839
I can see you got a
lot of your mom in you.
691
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,450
- Yeah, I guess.
692
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,630
Loud noises
always petrified my grandpa.
693
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,719
I felt bad for him.
694
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,984
Well, Steve said that
I could help you.
695
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:35,160
So, what should I do?
696
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,641
- Yeah, well, come
on. Let me show you.
697
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,209
All right, let's go,
everybody! Kitchen's open!
698
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,168
Yeah, I'm talking
to you, kid. Feeb!
699
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:46,127
- Matthew?
700
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,302
- You know Feeb?
701
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,695
- Yeah, kinda.
702
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,349
- She's one of our best workers.
703
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:54,831
Do you mind if I hand
my grandson off to you?
704
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:55,658
- Sure.
705
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:56,529
- All right.
706
00:34:57,791 --> 00:35:00,315
- So, what are you doing here?
707
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,664
- Penance.
708
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:02,535
- I get that.
709
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,321
This is gonna be fun
penance. I promise.
710
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,151
Okay. Aprons are in the back.
711
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,110
Grab one and come stand by me.
712
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,242
- Okay, boys. Ready, set, go!
713
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,896
Go, go, go, go, go!
714
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:32,956
- Do you think it's elves?
715
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,654
- I don't know.
What do you think?
716
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:37,526
I think it's elves.
And I think it's magic.
717
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:58,895
- God bless you, son.
718
00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:01,855
No one had ever
said those words to me before.
719
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:05,380
It felt good.
720
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,864
As I watched Grandpa
with the little girl,
721
00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:13,345
I realized that that's
about the age I was
722
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:14,607
the last time I saw him.
723
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,095
- Colonel.
724
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:25,966
- Steven.
725
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:31,841
- So, how did it go?
726
00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:33,016
Could
have been worse.
727
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,627
- He's a good,
disciplined worker.
728
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,586
Come back and help
me again sometime?
729
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,457
- Yeah, I'll think about it.
730
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,154
- Good. You do that.
731
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,376
- Thanks for the help, Matthew.
732
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,551
- Yeah, yeah.
733
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:46,682
Oh, Uncle Steve,
this is Feeb Hagbart.
734
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,250
Feeb, this is Uncle Steve.
735
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,077
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
736
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:50,991
Nice to meet you.
737
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,253
So, you need a ride home?
738
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,863
- Yeah, my brother was
supposed to pick me up,
739
00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,083
but he's helping our neighbor
hang up Christmas lights.
740
00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:59,260
- Oh my heart!
741
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,130
Okay.
742
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,741
So, this is a Hagbart.
743
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,658
Hey, let's go. I'll
give you a ride home.
744
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,137
Everybody
seemed to be getting along
745
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,748
with the Hagbarts except me.
746
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,577
What was I missing?
747
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,667
I couldn't be the
problem, right?
748
00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,365
You know, Uncle Steve
said that the war
749
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:20,281
really mess Grandpa up,
so I looked into that.
750
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,240
He was suffering from PTSD.
751
00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:26,287
And with the history
I've had with Finn,
752
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,028
maybe I was suffering
from my own.
753
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,294
Look, I really wanted
to like this guy.
754
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:36,210
I mean, could I
trust Finn Hagbart?
755
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,385
Oh, incoming!
756
00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:40,475
Okay! Now I know you
all saw that, right?
757
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:44,523
He just doesn't give
me much to work with.
758
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,447
- Hey! Hey, guys!
759
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:56,361
What?
760
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,318
- Get down here, quickly!
761
00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:01,409
- Somebody left a
package on our porch!
762
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:02,280
Are you serious?
763
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,237
- Look at this.
764
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,978
- What? You've been elved?
765
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:05,805
- Right?
766
00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:06,806
That is cool!
767
00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,068
Yeah. So cool.
768
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,461
- But we invented elving.
769
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,898
- Oh, we didn't
invent giving, did we?
770
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:12,942
- No, but-
771
00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,204
Then we need to appreciate
772
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:15,597
when someone wants to
do something nice for us
773
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:16,903
like give us presents!
774
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:19,862
- Ooh, exciting!
775
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:22,082
- Oh my gosh! What is in here?
776
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:24,824
- Okay.
777
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:25,694
- Hold on, hold
on! Don't break it!
778
00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:26,565
What if it's breakable?
779
00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,525
- I love these as as a gift!
780
00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:32,353
Soap on a rope!
781
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:33,528
- Soap?
782
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,834
- I bet it was the
Hagbarts who elved us.
783
00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:35,791
- Why would they elf us?
784
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,053
- To steal our thunder.
785
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:37,924
- Oh!
786
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,318
- What's going on
with the Hagbarts?
787
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,102
- They're the family
that moved back here,
788
00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:44,060
and the boys used to get in
little scuffles with them
789
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:45,235
when they were young.
790
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,541
- Oh, I'm sorry. That's right.
791
00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,935
Scuffles?
792
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,415
Mom was so naive.
793
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,637
- Okay, guys, we need
to turn in. It's late.
794
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,987
Pick up this mess, and Matthew,
795
00:38:58,031 --> 00:38:59,075
your clothes are on the floor.
796
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:00,294
Hon, pick those up.
797
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,121
All right, I'll take those.
798
00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,340
- Get the shower first!
799
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:04,864
Move it, move it!
800
00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:07,083
- Your brother, he's
biting the heads off.
801
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,650
And putting 'em back again!
802
00:39:11,174 --> 00:39:12,262
Hm.
803
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,394
What might this be?
804
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,791
Ah, one of Pete's poems.
805
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,099
Wow!
806
00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:24,144
Not bad, Pete.
807
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,974
You know, no matter what
was happening with me,
808
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:30,324
I had no right to
stand in Peter's way.
809
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,978
No reason both of us
should be miserable
810
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,327
on the night of the dance.
811
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,329
I had an idea.
812
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:38,811
I knew what I had to do.
813
00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:43,337
♪ This Christmas
came a little early ♪
814
00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:48,734
♪ The gift I've wanted
was always you ♪
815
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,389
How many
sprinkles do you want?
816
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,087
What a masterpiece.
817
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,830
Too bad Pete is gonna
be taking credit for it.
818
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,661
Packaged delivered,
mission accomplished.
819
00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:07,187
♪ Sing hallelujah
820
00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:09,842
- Back so soon?
821
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,627
He knew?
822
00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:13,846
How do they always know?
823
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:15,630
Another one.
824
00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,987
- I cleaned the kitchen.
825
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:26,206
- Thank you.
826
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,295
- Didn't do it for you.
Did it for your mom.
827
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,691
I bet you're wondering
why I'm not freaking out.
828
00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:36,782
- Uh, yeah. Definitely
crossed my mind.
829
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:39,480
- Did I ever tell
you about the time
830
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,483
I asked your mom
to our first dance?
831
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,050
- Mm-mm. I must've
missed that one.
832
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:47,836
- Mm-hm. Yeah, well, she ...
833
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,883
she was quite a
looker back then.
834
00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:56,236
Still is!
835
00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:58,543
Very cute woman!
836
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,763
- I'm pretty sure she's asleep.
837
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,199
- Yeah. That's what
they want you to think.
838
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,331
But you never-
839
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,291
You can't be too careful.
840
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,337
They sneak up on you. Yeah.
841
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,908
I, on the other
hand, had been hit
842
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:18,606
pretty hard by the
teenage ugly stick.
843
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:21,696
Zits, smelly pits, the works.
844
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,743
I mean, puberty had not
been a friend to me.
845
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,747
And your mom was way,
way, way out of my league.
846
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,532
She was on another level,
847
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,753
another whole
planet, solar system.
848
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,321
And somehow I got it in my head
849
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:41,716
that I should serenade
her outside of her window.
850
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,854
- And what happened?
How'd that go?
851
00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,159
- Oh, it was perfect.
852
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:55,600
She opened up the
window, and I started.
853
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:01,127
I mean, I was full blast.
854
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:03,390
Full blast. It was ridiculous.
855
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:04,434
- So what'd she say?
856
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:06,306
- Nothing.
857
00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:09,396
- Why?
858
00:42:09,439 --> 00:42:11,093
- It wasn't her window.
859
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:12,834
It was her parents'.
860
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:16,142
Your grandpa threw a
bucket of water on me.
861
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:20,625
I think it was water.
862
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,499
I don't know what he was
doing with a bucket of water
863
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,935
near his bed, but ...
864
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:29,503
it all worked out.
865
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:32,071
- Yeah.
866
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:34,160
- I hope she says yes.
867
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:37,729
- Yeah, me too.
868
00:42:38,773 --> 00:42:39,600
- Okay.
869
00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,604
You know, you should
probably hit the sack.
870
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:50,611
No more sneaking out?
871
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:52,134
Yeah.
872
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,005
- Yeah.
873
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:03,711
- Oh, girls! I think
you have a delivery.
874
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:10,500
- Looks like one of us has
been asked to the dance!
875
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:11,371
Let's go.
876
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:14,809
- Here we go again.
877
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:26,212
I know everybody's excited,
so let's see what we have.
878
00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:28,867
- It looks like a
toddler made it.
879
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:30,564
- It's cute.
880
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,826
- Who's it for?
881
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:34,002
- We don't know yet.
I hope it's for me.
882
00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:35,525
- Can I have a slice?
883
00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:38,354
- After we find out who
it's for and who it's from.
884
00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:41,531
- As long as it's not for
my little Francie, I'm okay.
885
00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:43,098
- Ew, Dad! No way!
886
00:43:43,142 --> 00:43:44,622
- All right, I'm going for it.
887
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:45,623
- Go for it.
888
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,932
I think that's more
than just a cake.
889
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,548
It looks like Feeb
is the lucky one.
890
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:01,508
- Of course it is.
Let's go Francie.
891
00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:05,425
- I can't believe it's for me.
892
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:10,691
- Who's it from?
893
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,521
- Peter Buckley.
894
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,440
He wrote me a poem. Isn't
that the sweetest thing?
895
00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:23,791
- Well, I don't
know. Can I read it?
896
00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:26,446
- It's kinda private, Dad.
897
00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:29,405
What?
898
00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:33,453
It's okay.
899
00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:36,717
I'm just watching my
little girl grow up!
900
00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,067
- Dad! I'll always
be your little girl.
901
00:44:40,286 --> 00:44:41,113
- You better.
902
00:44:41,156 --> 00:44:41,983
- Promise.
903
00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:45,291
- Don't eat too
much of the cake.
904
00:44:58,478 --> 00:44:59,653
- Eddie?
905
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,872
Honestly,
I didn't even know
906
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:02,308
the Guinea pig was missing.
907
00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:07,095
- Somebody has got
to stop Farting, Pam,
908
00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:07,922
- What did he do now?
909
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,445
- What did he not do?
910
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,752
He just ripped a big hole
in my favorite sweatpants!
911
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,145
- Steven!
912
00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:15,800
Tell me how did Farting do that?
913
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:18,063
- It happened so fast.
Farting's so stealth.
914
00:45:19,238 --> 00:45:20,021
- Stealth?
915
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:21,283
- Silent, deadly?
916
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:22,458
- Dude, you've got a
hole in your pants.
917
00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,373
I don't know if you knew that.
918
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:26,811
- What happened to
her? Is that frosting?
919
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:28,160
- It could be.
920
00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:31,424
I think she's been
sleepwalking again, probably.
921
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:36,298
- Hey, do either of you guys
want to go sculpting with me?
922
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,560
- You sculpt?
923
00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:40,520
- Yeah, my bod,
bro. You know this
924
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:44,002
- No, Steve, I don't
want to sculpt your bod.
925
00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:47,832
- You want to go with
me with me, Mateo?
926
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,007
- Mm-mm.
927
00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:51,487
Actually, I've
gotta go to school,
928
00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:54,490
work on that B grade average.
929
00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:55,317
- That's a wall.
930
00:45:55,361 --> 00:45:56,188
- Yeah, no duh.
931
00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,366
- Is that funny? Is
that funny to you?
932
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:02,716
Huh.
933
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,891
Yeah, it's going to be funny
934
00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:06,024
when you're living
in my basement at 30.
935
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:10,985
- So, I think I figured out who
I'm gonna take to the dance.
936
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,682
I was in my room the other day,
937
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:15,163
and I found a picture of
us helping the Hagbarts,
938
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:19,559
and I thought, "Hm,
what about one of them?"
939
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:20,821
But I can't figure out ...
940
00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,780
I
can't figure it out.
941
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,999
What is going on with Juniper?
942
00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:26,174
I mean, she still
hasn't acknowledged
943
00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:27,828
my invite to the dance.
944
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:30,613
At least tell me
no or something.
945
00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:32,137
Anything.
946
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:35,705
Man, love is a battlefield.
947
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:38,273
- Hey, dweeb, stop
gawking at my sister.
948
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,841
Earth to Matthew.
949
00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:44,410
- Hey, sorry, you're asking
someone to do the dance?
950
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:46,804
- Yeah. Well, everyone else
is asking everyone else.
951
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:47,935
So, why not me?
952
00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,589
- Who is she?
953
00:46:49,632 --> 00:46:52,331
- I'm not gonna jinx
it by telling, duh.
954
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:55,725
- All right, here we go.
955
00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,945
Like it, kid. Like it.
956
00:46:57,989 --> 00:46:59,338
Let's hustle up.
957
00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:04,038
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
958
00:47:04,082 --> 00:47:04,996
Let's go, Cecil! Here we go.
959
00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,824
Everything okay?
960
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,216
- Yeah.
961
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,870
Yeah, we're getting better.
962
00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:13,700
Come on.
Hard, hard, hard!
963
00:47:13,743 --> 00:47:15,093
- You know, I know you
and Finn had a history
964
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:16,877
when you were little kids,
965
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,270
but I'm hoping you can
put all that behind you
966
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:20,925
for the sake of the team.
967
00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:26,408
You know, I had a
coach once tell me that
968
00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:28,715
you get out what you're
willing to put in,
969
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:31,892
and leaders are never afraid
to make the first move.
970
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:35,722
That kinda stuck with me.
971
00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:41,336
Maybe give it some thought.
972
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,903
Okay?
973
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:43,904
- Sure.
974
00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:47,690
You
know those moments
975
00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:50,389
when you get the right
advice at the wrong time?
976
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:57,483
- I've looked everywhere!
977
00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,572
- He's probably
nocturning somewhere.
978
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,487
- I can't go elving
until I find Eddie!
979
00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:04,490
Fine, I'll
drive. John, we're leaving!
980
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:07,928
- Can I come too?
981
00:48:07,972 --> 00:48:09,147
Traitor!
982
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:10,975
- Is that okay with you?
983
00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:13,194
- Yeah, sure. Why
wouldn't it be?
984
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:16,632
Wait up!
985
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,034
- What do you think, girl?
986
00:48:27,078 --> 00:48:29,776
Should I go to the dance
with Peter Buckley?
987
00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,821
I'll take that as a yes.
988
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,693
- Are you actually thinking
about going to the dance
989
00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:35,260
with a Buckley?
990
00:48:35,303 --> 00:48:37,175
- I'm not thinking
anymore. I'm going.
991
00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:44,530
- You know this was written
by ward Byron centuries ago.
992
00:48:44,573 --> 00:48:45,531
It's a classic.
993
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:50,231
- I know that, but he
personalized it just for me.
994
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,973
What guy does that?
995
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:56,237
- Okay. I'll admit, that's
a pretty cool invitation.
996
00:48:58,022 --> 00:48:59,153
Want to see mine?
997
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:00,111
- You got one too?
998
00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,416
- Mm-hm.
999
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,418
I mean, it's not as
romantic as yours,
1000
00:49:04,593 --> 00:49:06,291
but if you unroll
it all the way,
1001
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,554
you can see the name of
my date at the bottom.
1002
00:49:08,597 --> 00:49:09,947
- Ingenious!
1003
00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,165
I love it!
1004
00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:11,992
- Yeah.
1005
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:12,862
- Who's it from?
1006
00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:13,733
- It's a surprise.
1007
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:16,649
- I'm so excited to go
to the dance with you!
1008
00:49:16,692 --> 00:49:18,477
- I know, me too! We
gotta find dresses.
1009
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,392
- How are you
gonna do your hair?
1010
00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,219
- I have no idea.
1011
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,481
- You should do it up.
1012
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:23,699
- I haven't even
thought about it.
1013
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:24,352
- I think it would
look really cute up.
1014
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,626
- Allen! Come on!
- Allen!
1015
00:49:39,411 --> 00:49:41,935
- All right, just for
fun, by show of hands,
1016
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,938
who had a good time at their
Christmas dance in high school?
1017
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:48,202
- Could you define
a good time please?
1018
00:49:48,246 --> 00:49:49,160
- You had fun.
1019
00:49:49,203 --> 00:49:50,378
- Of course I did, Pam
1020
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:51,510
- Behave.
1021
00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:52,554
Mr. Chamberlin
has agreed ...
1022
00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:53,903
- Do you remember Betsy Jones?
1023
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:54,817
- Nope.
1024
00:49:54,861 --> 00:49:56,950
- She was a fox!
1025
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,125
- Steve!
1026
00:49:58,169 --> 00:49:59,735
- Therefore we can keep
an eye on everybody.
1027
00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:02,042
It should be an amazing
night, you guys,
1028
00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,913
Our goal is to make
sure these kids
1029
00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:06,220
have the same memories we have.
1030
00:50:06,264 --> 00:50:08,962
- But in a more
chaperoned way, I assume?
1031
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,398
- Exactly.
1032
00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:11,965
- Yeah, I actually just vote
1033
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,185
that we have the dance
over by 10:00 p.m.,
1034
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,056
we get the kids to bed,
we just call it a night.
1035
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,797
- Is he, for real?
1036
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,581
- He thinks he is.
1037
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,322
- You know, every
party I went to
1038
00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:23,411
didn't start until 10:00 p.m.
1039
00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:24,456
Am I right, my lady?
1040
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:28,068
- We're not seriously
gonna take directions
1041
00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:30,592
from a guy that has
a mullet, are we?
1042
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,768
- I think that 11:00
makes more sense.
1043
00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:35,249
- I think it makes
perfect sense too.
1044
00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:37,817
I second that emotion.
Do you feel that?
1045
00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,341
- 11:00 it is then.
1046
00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:41,647
- Amen.
1047
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,910
- I failed to mention
that my brother here,
1048
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:47,522
our very own Coach Steve,
will be deejaying the dance.
1049
00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:48,523
- I am a coach.
1050
00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:50,264
What? I will?
1051
00:50:50,308 --> 00:50:51,787
- Hazel can be your assistant.
1052
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,921
- I like that idea a lot.
1053
00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:55,965
I knew you would.
1054
00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:58,229
- Yup. I spin my own music.
1055
00:50:58,272 --> 00:51:00,361
I have band. It's awesome.
1056
00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:01,623
- What's that?
1057
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:03,538
- I looks like we
got elved again.
1058
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,236
Dim-witted Hagbarts.
1059
00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,283
- I guess this is
Matthew's answer.
1060
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:10,632
- All right, see you guys.
1061
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:11,503
- See ya.
1062
00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:20,512
- Steve, these remind
me of our childhood.
1063
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:23,123
- Really? Tubular.
1064
00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:23,950
- Where's Simon?
1065
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:26,431
- He's looking for Eddie.
1066
00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:27,997
- Oh. Poor kid.
1067
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,129
- I know.
1068
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:30,739
- I can't believe
we've been elved again!
1069
00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:32,654
- I know! It's so sweet.
1070
00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:33,960
Eh, I
still don't want to elf,
1071
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:35,396
but I'll take the candy.
1072
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,702
What's this?
1073
00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:38,617
- Oh my gosh! Matthew!
1074
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,836
I think this is Juniper's
answer to your invite!
1075
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,011
Open it, open it!
1076
00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:42,838
- Right here?
1077
00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:44,188
- Open it! Yes, yes!
1078
00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:45,189
- Yeah. Let's go, man.
1079
00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:49,758
- Oh my gosh! Here.
1080
00:51:49,802 --> 00:51:52,196
I think I can solve this.
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
1081
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,458
- You know, Matthew, you
don't have to do this
1082
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:54,415
here in front of us.
1083
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:56,113
You can solve it. We'll leave.
1084
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,331
- Oh, that's true.
1085
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:59,420
Mom needed
this. I could tell.
1086
00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:00,726
- No, I think I need mom's help.
1087
00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:02,336
She's always been
the best at Scrabble.
1088
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,859
- Yeah.
1089
00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:07,385
- She was actually the captain
of the JV Scrabble team.
1090
00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:08,473
- You made that up.
1091
00:52:08,516 --> 00:52:09,691
- I did.
1092
00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:13,173
- Okay. Oh, I think I ...
1093
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:14,043
- B here.
1094
00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:15,349
E, F.
1095
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:17,221
- Oh, I think I got it.
- Here we go.
1096
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:18,526
- Yeah, I got it.
1097
00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:20,311
Beef says yes.
1098
00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:21,355
Simple.
1099
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:22,748
- It's not Beef.
1100
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,100
Feeb says yes.
1101
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,406
- That's real cool, Pete.
1102
00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:31,148
- Peter?
1103
00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:36,109
Peter, did you ask
a girl to the dance?
1104
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,937
Your first dance!
1105
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,895
And I'm gonna be
able to chaperone it.
1106
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,593
- Mom! No!
1107
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:44,291
- I won't do anything
awkward or interfere.
1108
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:45,684
- Tone it down, Pam.
1109
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,338
- Honey, that's our job.
1110
00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:51,211
- I know. I just love
this little baby!
1111
00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:54,954
Are you sure it didn't say beef?
1112
00:53:01,874 --> 00:53:02,701
- Clue me in.
1113
00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:05,094
- Hm?
1114
00:53:05,138 --> 00:53:06,313
- Look, I know it was you
1115
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,272
who asked Feeb to
the dance for me?
1116
00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:09,664
I need to know how you did it
1117
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,579
in case it comes
up in conversation.
1118
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:16,802
I put one of your
sappy poems in a cake.
1119
00:53:16,845 --> 00:53:17,672
- Which poem?
1120
00:53:19,979 --> 00:53:20,980
- I don't know. I forget.
1121
00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,677
- Think, you noob!
1122
00:53:22,721 --> 00:53:23,548
- Gosh!
1123
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,508
Something about sleeping beauty.
1124
00:53:27,552 --> 00:53:31,251
- Ah, she walks in beauty.
I knew she'd like that one.
1125
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,297
- Alrighty. Get out.
1126
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:34,211
- Thanks!
1127
00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:54,318
- No.
1128
00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:56,755
Money doesn't grow on trees.
1129
00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:58,060
- Did you eat Eddie?
1130
00:53:59,105 --> 00:54:00,585
- What?
1131
00:54:00,628 --> 00:54:02,630
- You ate Rosie, remember?
1132
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:05,198
- Rosie was a chicken.
1133
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,592
You eat one family pet,
1134
00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,202
and then all of a
sudden you're a villain
1135
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,334
for the rest of your life?
1136
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:13,337
That is not fair,
young man. That is not.
1137
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,990
Have you ever thought
about how much meat
1138
00:54:15,034 --> 00:54:16,862
is actually on a Guinea pig?
1139
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,299
Very little.
1140
00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:20,213
- No!
1141
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,305
- Look, Simon, this
is what you do.
1142
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:27,829
Put a bowl of food and water
in every room in the house,
1143
00:54:27,873 --> 00:54:29,091
check the bowls every night,
1144
00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:30,571
and then, if one
of them is empty,
1145
00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:33,052
then you know that Eddie's
still alive and kicking.
1146
00:54:33,095 --> 00:54:36,447
He may be missing, but he's
still alive and kicking.
1147
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,449
- And if the bowls are full?
1148
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:40,494
- Then he isn't.
1149
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,323
- Can you talk to this twerp?
1150
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,369
He says he won't wear
a tux to the dance.
1151
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:48,763
- Suits me.
1152
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:50,678
- But ...
1153
00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:54,116
It's his first dance, like ever.
1154
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,596
- Thanks, Mom. Rub it in.
1155
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,511
- Look, maybe
he'll start a trend
1156
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,774
and save his parents a
heck of a lot of money.
1157
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,341
- Yeah.
1158
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,690
- Honey, I'm just thinking
you look so good in pink.
1159
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:04,170
I'm thinking like a
hot pink cummerbund.
1160
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:06,215
- I'm thinking you're
gonna be late for school.
1161
00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:07,434
You better hit it.
1162
00:55:07,478 --> 00:55:08,305
Yeah.
1163
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,263
Hot pink?
1164
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:13,353
- Did you eat Eddie?
1165
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,228
- There's really not
much meat on a hamster!
1166
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:20,578
Wouldn't be worth my time.
1167
00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:21,927
Guinea pig, Dad!
1168
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:27,976
- Guess who.
1169
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,369
- Matthew?
1170
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:30,718
- Not quite.
1171
00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:32,590
- Not Matthew. Okay.
1172
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,375
- So, Fae told me you're not
going to the Christmas dance.
1173
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:38,639
- Well, I haven't
been asked yet.
1174
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:39,510
- Really?
1175
00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:42,600
Okay, well, I could take you.
1176
00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,777
Well, I
guess that's my answer.
1177
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,822
- I mean like just
as friends, right?
1178
00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:52,349
- Yeah. But just
as friends, right?
1179
00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:53,741
- Deal.
1180
00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:54,568
- Deal.
1181
00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:55,439
- Put her there.
1182
00:55:58,703 --> 00:55:59,834
- Keep up with him, buddy.
1183
00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:02,271
Dude,
take a chill pill, man!
1184
00:56:02,315 --> 00:56:03,098
- Ball!
1185
00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:04,273
Get off me!
1186
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,624
- Oh, that's a travel.
1187
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:08,147
- Box it out.
1188
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:08,800
Okay, you like
putting your hands on me?
1189
00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:09,583
How 'bout this?
1190
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:14,283
- We're not doing that!
We're not doing that!
1191
00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:15,415
Matthew!
1192
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,373
- The heck, Buckley?
1193
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,243
- Hey!
1194
00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:21,465
Everybody, hit the showers. Now!
1195
00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:26,078
Principal's office.
1196
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:26,948
Now.
1197
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,694
Back in
elementary school,
1198
00:56:33,738 --> 00:56:36,958
Finn and I were in the principal's office on a weekly basis.
1199
00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:39,396
But this was different.
1200
00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:40,919
This time, it was Finn's dad
1201
00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:42,964
that was gonna lower
the boom on usboth.
1202
00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:46,446
Finn and I were
improbable allies,
1203
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:50,407
sitting, waiting
for the ax to fall.
1204
00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:55,020
- Okay.
1205
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:57,979
The both of you,
let's go. Come on!
1206
00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:03,855
In a hurry to fight but not
in a hurry to get punishment.
1207
00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:07,162
Now, Listen up.
1208
00:57:07,206 --> 00:57:09,164
As much as I hated to
bring principal Doyle
1209
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:12,646
back into school after
a full day's work,
1210
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:16,868
I needed him here to help
decide both of your fates.
1211
00:57:16,911 --> 00:57:19,914
- Coach Hagbart has explained
the entire situation to me,
1212
00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:21,394
and I'd be lying to say
1213
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,483
that I'm not extremely
disappointed in you boys.
1214
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,662
But it is with that in
mind that the three of us
1215
00:57:28,706 --> 00:57:31,012
are in total agreement
about your punishment.
1216
00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:37,541
- After much thought,
I, we've decided ...
1217
00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:40,282
to bench you both for
the next two games.
1218
00:57:40,326 --> 00:57:41,632
- Not, but we're undefeated!
1219
00:57:41,675 --> 00:57:42,894
- And now you're accountable!
1220
00:57:42,937 --> 00:57:43,721
- No, you can't!
1221
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:44,591
- Enough!
1222
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,163
- I'm with these guys 100 %.
1223
00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:53,600
- You can't do this.
1224
00:57:53,644 --> 00:57:56,255
This team needs Matthew to win.
1225
00:57:57,778 --> 00:57:59,258
Bench me, don't bench him.
1226
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,347
- We're done here.
1227
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:06,483
- Matthew, I'll give
you a ride home.
1228
00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:08,789
Just give me a second
to chat with these guys.
1229
00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:12,793
- No. I've got to
go talk to someone.
1230
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,763
Whoa. Looking good.
1231
00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:29,418
- It's all right.
1232
00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:30,768
Just all right?
1233
00:58:31,986 --> 00:58:33,901
- I'm good with all right.
1234
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:34,772
Park yourself.
1235
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,692
So, what's the story?
1236
00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:43,563
- Hm?
1237
00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:47,872
- Tell me why you're here.
1238
00:58:52,354 --> 00:58:53,660
- Well, just ...
1239
00:58:53,704 --> 00:58:54,792
Please don't tell Dad.
1240
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,316
- I don't have to.
1241
00:58:57,359 --> 00:58:58,752
'Cause you will.
1242
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:01,668
Ooh! Just
got dunked on by grandpa.
1243
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:02,539
- Okay, well ...
1244
00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:08,240
I got into a fight
with a kid on my team.
1245
00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:11,069
Coach benched us for two games.
1246
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,113
- Wise coach.
1247
00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,727
When are you gonna
tell your folks?
1248
00:59:17,945 --> 00:59:18,772
- I don't know,
1249
00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:24,604
- Picasso said only
put off until tomorrow
1250
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:27,085
what you're willing to
die having left undone.
1251
00:59:36,529 --> 00:59:37,530
That's good.
1252
00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:41,273
I have replayed
that conversation in my mind
1253
00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:42,840
over a thousand times.
1254
00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:51,500
- Ugh!
1255
00:59:51,544 --> 00:59:53,764
Finally. You got your stuff?
1256
00:59:53,807 --> 00:59:54,634
- Yes, sir.
1257
00:59:55,635 --> 00:59:58,551
Hey, Dad, can I talk to you?
1258
01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:02,424
- Yeah, I'm listening.
1259
01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:03,295
- I'm sorry.
1260
01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:09,475
- You know, it's it's
times like these I ...
1261
01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:11,216
really wish your mom were here.
1262
01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:13,914
She always had that
perfect thing to say
1263
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,612
in a situation like this.
1264
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:20,617
Finn, I know you
don't believe this,
1265
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:23,228
but your mother loved you kids.
1266
01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:26,231
- They why'd she leave?
1267
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,495
- Bud, you know
that's complicated.
1268
01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:32,716
You mother wasn't well.
1269
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:36,371
Sometimes when
people aren't well,
1270
01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:41,376
they just get mad at
the world and they ...
1271
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,377
they leave.
1272
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:44,553
They run.
1273
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:47,644
- Why did you stay?
1274
01:00:50,908 --> 01:00:54,825
- Because my kids are the
best reasons in my life.
1275
01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:56,043
Are you kidding?
1276
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,352
I love you, Finn.
1277
01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:03,877
- I love you, dad.
1278
01:01:03,921 --> 01:01:06,924
- And I'm not going anywhere.
1279
01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:08,229
But we are going home.
1280
01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:13,365
And you're still
benched.
1281
01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:16,585
And he steals the
ball!
1282
01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:18,457
A little one-on-one
with the old man.
1283
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:25,377
- Eddie?
1284
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,211
- Mom, he'll be home
soon. It's okay.
1285
01:01:33,254 --> 01:01:35,039
- He's been gone for hours.
1286
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:37,171
- He's probably
just with Juniper.
1287
01:01:37,215 --> 01:01:39,608
- I'm so glad you haven't
discovered girls yet.
1288
01:01:41,132 --> 01:01:42,611
Where have you been?
1289
01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,917
I've been worried sick!
1290
01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:45,527
- Out with friends.
1291
01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:48,400
- Well, you could call. Nope!
1292
01:01:48,443 --> 01:01:49,662
This is for the Doyles.
1293
01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:52,143
Sounds fun.
1294
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:53,448
- Really?
1295
01:01:53,492 --> 01:01:55,059
'Cause, honey. We'd love
to have you come with us
1296
01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:56,103
if you want.
1297
01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:56,974
Pass.
1298
01:02:02,631 --> 01:02:04,024
- No.
1299
01:02:04,068 --> 01:02:05,243
- Feeb's gonna love it.
1300
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:07,767
What'd coach say?
1301
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,943
Let me guess, you and Finn
have to clean the bathrooms
1302
01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,292
for a month.
1303
01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:14,687
Peter!
Come get in the car!
1304
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,864
- No, he benched
us for two games.
1305
01:02:17,908 --> 01:02:20,214
- He can't do that! We
can't win without you!
1306
01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:22,477
- Yeah, well, that's
exactly what Finn said.
1307
01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:25,698
- Finn Hagbart?
1308
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:26,917
- Mm-hm.
1309
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,005
Yeah,
the one and only
1310
01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:34,402
- Are you sure you
don't want to come?
1311
01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:36,187
Peter!
1312
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:37,014
- Yeah.
1313
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:40,321
- You're missing out.
1314
01:02:42,454 --> 01:02:44,978
Maybe
Peter was right.
1315
01:02:45,022 --> 01:02:46,501
I was missing out on a lot.
1316
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,027
But I didn't know how
to make it any better.
1317
01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,900
And I didn't know how to tell
my parents about the fight.
1318
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:56,947
- I think they're onto us.
1319
01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:58,209
- No doy!
1320
01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:00,907
Simon, show Uncle
Steve how it's done.
1321
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:12,527
- Simon Buckley,
the man, the legend.
1322
01:03:12,571 --> 01:03:13,833
- Uh-
- What's happening?
1323
01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,139
- Have you seen Eddie?
1324
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:17,402
- Eddie ...
1325
01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:19,665
- Oh, my Guinea pig. I lost him.
1326
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:20,709
Have you ...
1327
01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:21,841
Have you seen him?
1328
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,364
- Little furry thing
running around?
1329
01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:24,191
- Yes.
1330
01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:25,149
- Black?
1331
01:03:25,192 --> 01:03:27,064
- No, he's Brown, so ...
1332
01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:29,240
- No, I've seen about
five or six black ones.
1333
01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:30,850
- No, any-
1334
01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:33,026
Well, thanks.
1335
01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:34,158
Thanks anyway!
1336
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,342
- Look, look, look what I got!
1337
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:45,212
- Hey!
1338
01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:49,434
- And ...
1339
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,915
I guess I just lost my head.
1340
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,094
Seeing the disappointment in my parents' eyes
1341
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,183
was more than I could bear.
1342
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:01,707
I was pushing away the
ones I loved the most
1343
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:04,666
and I felt completely
lost without them.
1344
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:08,018
I was just tired of
holding onto this pain.
1345
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:10,237
I needed peace.
1346
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:13,458
It was time for a change.
1347
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:14,459
- I'm really sorry.
1348
01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:20,900
- So what's the
rest of the story?
1349
01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:25,687
- You know what Finn said
when his dad benched us?
1350
01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:30,867
He said, "We can't win
a game without Matthew."
1351
01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:31,737
- Finn said that?
1352
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:39,092
- I've just hated
Finn for so long,
1353
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:41,790
I just don't want to hate
him anymore, you know?
1354
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,227
It just hurts too much, Dad.
1355
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:46,273
I haven't been myself.
1356
01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:49,407
And the way that
I've treated you ...
1357
01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:01,245
The next morning,
1358
01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:03,203
I woke up with a
different perspective.
1359
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:05,249
I felt I needed guidance.
1360
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:08,730
So I turned to the one mullet
I knew could show me the way.
1361
01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:13,779
Uncle Steve?
1362
01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:14,954
- What's up, my man?
1363
01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:16,695
Nice guitar.
1364
01:05:16,738 --> 01:05:20,351
- Yes. This puppy
is a '65 fender Jag.
1365
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,963
- So why the change?
1366
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,182
Change?
1367
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,487
Yeah.
1368
01:05:26,531 --> 01:05:27,880
Like, you used to
be super violent,
1369
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,795
like fights, juvie, jail.
1370
01:05:30,883 --> 01:05:32,145
- Did your mom send you?
1371
01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:33,930
- No. Mm-mm.
1372
01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:34,800
- Right.
1373
01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:38,978
- So, your mom and I
didn't exactly have
1374
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:42,112
like a parental figure around.
1375
01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:45,028
Dad was military, so
he was gone a ton.
1376
01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:48,683
We moved a lot,
which was hard on me.
1377
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,990
Mom worked double shifts
to make ends meet.
1378
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:55,952
So you're sweet mom practically
raised me, bless her soul.
1379
01:05:57,562 --> 01:06:02,523
I had a lot of anger issues,
so I got in lots of fights.
1380
01:06:03,002 --> 01:06:04,351
I stole.
1381
01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:05,613
Just pretty much anything
1382
01:06:05,657 --> 01:06:07,441
that would give me
a rush, you know?
1383
01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:08,747
I didn't have any friends.
1384
01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:10,531
I honestly didn't deserve any.
1385
01:06:10,575 --> 01:06:14,318
And I was a punk to everybody.
1386
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,363
- Everyone?
1387
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,669
- Yeah.
- Including mom?
1388
01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:20,628
- Including your mom.
1389
01:06:23,414 --> 01:06:25,416
- So one December,
doorbell rings.
1390
01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:27,853
I opened the door
up, and some unknown
1391
01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:30,943
leaves me some
chocolate chip cookies.
1392
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,728
And then the next night
it was Butterfingers.
1393
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:36,166
And then every other day
it was something else.
1394
01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,604
- Oh, okay. So you
were getting elved.
1395
01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:40,997
- I was getting elved.
1396
01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:43,390
So I started going to school.
1397
01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:45,262
I'm looking around,
I'm thinking,
1398
01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:49,353
"Who on Earth would do
this to me of all people?"
1399
01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:52,008
So naturally I kinda just
started to be nice to people,
1400
01:06:52,051 --> 01:06:53,357
'cause I don't know
who's doing this, right?
1401
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,794
I got a smile, which
I started to smile.
1402
01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:59,232
I made friends, started
playing sports, you know?
1403
01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,451
That's cool.
1404
01:07:00,494 --> 01:07:02,496
- Yeah, man. It was cool.
1405
01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:06,283
And so, Christmas night,
doorbell rings ...
1406
01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:10,722
and this time it's the Jag.
1407
01:07:12,724 --> 01:07:13,942
- No way.
1408
01:07:13,986 --> 01:07:16,032
That's crazy.
- Yup, right on the doorstep.
1409
01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:19,600
And I played this thing,
man. I played it every day.
1410
01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:24,214
And a few months
later I got into ...
1411
01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:27,260
some serious trouble.
1412
01:07:28,609 --> 01:07:31,830
And your mom came in to help me.
1413
01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:32,918
And ...
1414
01:07:34,267 --> 01:07:36,530
I said some awful things to her.
1415
01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:39,838
So she leaves crying.
1416
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:42,449
And when she left, I
went into her room,
1417
01:07:42,493 --> 01:07:45,626
so I could steal some cash.
1418
01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:52,546
And when I was in there,
I ended up finding this.
1419
01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,641
- You found this in mom's room?
1420
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:02,991
Wait, this is ...
1421
01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:04,863
This is the receipt for the Jag.
1422
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:07,909
- It was your mom.
1423
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,262
Even when I treated her ...
1424
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,178
so poorly ...
1425
01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:19,095
she kept on giving ...
1426
01:08:20,966 --> 01:08:22,185
kept on loving me.
1427
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,189
She believed in me
when no one else would.
1428
01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:29,540
Matthew ...
1429
01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:35,459
you just never know what
somebody's going through
1430
01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:36,982
or what they've been through.
1431
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:41,769
We all just gotta be kind to
each other, no matter what.
1432
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,293
We never know what's ...
1433
01:08:44,381 --> 01:08:45,904
Life's just too short.
1434
01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:48,994
Your mom taught me that.
1435
01:08:50,909 --> 01:08:53,390
And now you know why she's
so crazy about elving.
1436
01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:58,786
That was the beginning
of my change.
1437
01:08:58,830 --> 01:08:59,613
- The beginning?
1438
01:09:00,832 --> 01:09:02,181
- Yes.
1439
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:03,835
- You're definitely
still a work in progress.
1440
01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:06,794
- Yes, I am a work in
progress, and so are you.
1441
01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:07,621
- Ooh!
1442
01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:09,057
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1443
01:09:09,101 --> 01:09:11,147
You're a good cookie,
man. I love you.
1444
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:12,583
- Love you too.
1445
01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:15,107
- Check out this lick,
dude. It's like ...
1446
01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:18,154
It's so creamy, that is.
1447
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,938
Oh, that's a bad one.
1448
01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:24,464
That day I
couldn't stop thinking
1449
01:09:24,508 --> 01:09:26,423
about what Uncle
Steve had told me.
1450
01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:31,167
I had been worrying about things
that didn't really matter.
1451
01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:34,605
So I wasn't going to the dance.
1452
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:38,261
I still had a lot
to be grateful for.
1453
01:09:44,092 --> 01:09:44,963
- Oh ...
1454
01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:45,833
my ...
1455
01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,313
goodness.
1456
01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:49,881
Look at you, look at you!
1457
01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:51,361
Okay, you got gas in the car.
1458
01:09:51,404 --> 01:09:52,579
- I'm only going three blocks.
1459
01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:53,450
- You never know.
1460
01:09:56,627 --> 01:09:57,889
I never thought
this day would come.
1461
01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:01,501
- Mom ...
1462
01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:02,981
I look rad!
1463
01:10:03,024 --> 01:10:05,288
- Yeah, and you're my son.
1464
01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:06,202
- Yeah.
1465
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:07,942
- Oh!
1466
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:10,902
You're my favorite.
1467
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:11,772
- I know.
1468
01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:21,695
- I got it!
1469
01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:26,222
Wow.
1470
01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:28,920
Wait, I got it.
1471
01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:32,837
Peter.
1472
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:45,893
- I bought you this corsage.
1473
01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:47,765
- It's so pretty!
1474
01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:49,810
Thanks.
1475
01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,421
- It's not as pretty as you are.
1476
01:10:54,554 --> 01:10:55,773
Should we go?
1477
01:10:55,816 --> 01:10:57,165
- No, no. Wait
just a second dad.
1478
01:10:58,123 --> 01:10:59,298
- Dad!
1479
01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:00,952
- It's okay. Let
him have his moment.
1480
01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:07,611
- Are you crying, Dad?
1481
01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:09,743
- No.
1482
01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:11,528
No.
1483
01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,011
Not at all.
1484
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,143
This is good.
1485
01:11:21,233 --> 01:11:22,016
Okay.
1486
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,453
We're good. We're good.
1487
01:11:23,496 --> 01:11:25,063
Go, be gone, have fun.
1488
01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:27,761
I love you.
1489
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,983
You kids get outta here.
Go, be gone, have fun.
1490
01:11:32,026 --> 01:11:32,853
Bye, Dad.
1491
01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:33,724
- Go on.
1492
01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,076
I'm good.
1493
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:38,946
I'm good.
1494
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,384
I'm not good.
1495
01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:42,298
Not good.
1496
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:54,222
- Ah, Finn. Come into
our humble abode.
1497
01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:55,093
- Thank you.
1498
01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:08,759
Even
the dog stood me up.
1499
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,066
- Hey, Finn?
1500
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:14,286
Can you come out
here for a second?
1501
01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:16,810
- Sure.
1502
01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:19,596
- Stay right there.
1503
01:12:23,817 --> 01:12:25,341
I just found this.
1504
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,778
This is Matthew's invitation
to Juniper. She never got it.
1505
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:31,434
- He needs to see
this right now.
1506
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:38,919
Now go.
1507
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,707
- Matthew!
1508
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,882
Nice suit.
1509
01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:45,752
- Thanks.
1510
01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:48,407
Look.
1511
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:51,845
That's just behind a Christmas
decoration on our porch.
1512
01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,586
My dog must have
eaten all the cookies.
1513
01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:54,848
- So?
1514
01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:57,111
- So Juniper never
got your invite.
1515
01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:58,678
- So what you're
saying is your dog
1516
01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,593
is the cause of
all of my problems?
1517
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:01,681
- Basically, yeah.
1518
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:05,598
So come on, let's go!
1519
01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:07,470
- No. She's already
going with Finn.
1520
01:13:07,513 --> 01:13:09,428
- Finn sent me over
here to tell you!
1521
01:13:09,472 --> 01:13:10,690
- Tell me what?
1522
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,562
- To get ready for the dance.
1523
01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:15,042
You're already making me
late to pick up my date!
1524
01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:18,306
So hurry up!
1525
01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:19,482
- Who's gonna watch M&N?
1526
01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:22,659
I'll get
Monica to do it.
1527
01:13:26,663 --> 01:13:29,492
♪ If I'm ever gonna
get you back ♪
1528
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:32,320
♪ I'm gonna need you to
accept my lies as truth ♪
1529
01:13:32,364 --> 01:13:35,323
♪ I was busy burning
every bridge ♪
1530
01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:37,891
♪ I'm retired I'm
obliged no longer ♪
1531
01:13:37,935 --> 01:13:42,505
♪ Till you'll see him
I'm so deceiving ♪
1532
01:13:44,637 --> 01:13:47,988
- For all you lovers out there,
it's time to slow it down,
1533
01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:50,034
if you know what I mean.
1534
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,821
♪ You know it's hard for me
1535
01:13:54,865 --> 01:13:58,434
♪ To say I'm sorry
1536
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:02,481
♪ 'Cause you're the
only one I want ♪
1537
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:05,441
♪ Tonight and forever
1538
01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:08,922
♪ And though you're all I see
1539
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:12,491
♪ Awake and dreaming
1540
01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:16,234
♪ But I need you to
believe I'm yours ♪
1541
01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:21,282
♪ Tonight and forever
1542
01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:28,420
♪ Tonight and forever
1543
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,728
♪ Tonight and forever
1544
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,251
- Hey! Thank yo for coming!
1545
01:14:33,294 --> 01:14:34,687
- Don't ruin my night.
1546
01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:35,862
- Can I borrow your keys?
1547
01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:37,429
- No!
1548
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,735
- I want mommy.
1549
01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,651
- Say buh-bye.
1550
01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:42,782
- I want him.
1551
01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:44,218
- He's going to a dance.
1552
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:49,223
- Wait!
- What are you doing here?
1553
01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:50,616
- Where M&N?
1554
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:53,097
- The dog ate Juniper's
invite, so she didn't get it.
1555
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,099
- Okay, but where's your sister?
1556
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,884
- Monica's taking care of her.
1557
01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:00,191
- Let's look at you.
1558
01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,627
- Let's calm down.
1559
01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,412
All right, she's right over
there. Do you see here?
1560
01:15:04,456 --> 01:15:06,110
- Okay, looking good.
1561
01:15:06,153 --> 01:15:06,980
There she is.
1562
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,505
- You want to dance?
1563
01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:17,861
♪ We found love
1564
01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:21,995
♪ Young love
1565
01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:26,043
♪ Yeah I know that
it sounds crazy ♪
1566
01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:29,002
♪ You had me from the start
1567
01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:32,876
♪ We found heart
1568
01:15:32,919 --> 01:15:36,880
♪ Two hearts
1569
01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:40,623
♪ You're beautifully amazing
1570
01:15:42,059 --> 01:15:43,495
Look,
I've been a real jerk,
1571
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,975
and I want you to
know I'm sorry, okay?
1572
01:15:45,018 --> 01:15:45,976
- It's okay.
1573
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,242
♪ We were young
1574
01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:54,288
♪ And so lonely
1575
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:55,899
- So Finn came over
to pick up Juniper,
1576
01:15:55,942 --> 01:15:57,465
and I saw some
cookies in the bushes,
1577
01:15:57,509 --> 01:15:59,642
and I realized that Juniper
never got Matthew's invite,
1578
01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:02,470
and I am so sorry I am late.
1579
01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:04,472
- Allen, it's fine.
You're totally good.
1580
01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:07,780
- How dare you pick up my
daughter late for the dance?
1581
01:16:07,824 --> 01:16:09,652
- I'm sorry, sir. I had
to help a friend to-
1582
01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:10,957
- Dad, will you-
- Up, bup, bup, bup.
1583
01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:11,871
Young lady.
1584
01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:15,005
He brought this on himself.
1585
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:18,138
Let's just see
what we have here.
1586
01:16:19,009 --> 01:16:19,836
Huh.
1587
01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:22,708
Hm.
1588
01:16:33,414 --> 01:16:35,808
You know, I had a suit like
that when I was your age.
1589
01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:38,332
- Monica got it at the Goodwill.
1590
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,335
- Dad, don't, please.
- Fae ...
1591
01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:42,728
May I please?
1592
01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:48,821
That's exactly where I got mine.
1593
01:16:48,865 --> 01:16:50,083
I like your style.
1594
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:54,871
Sweetheart ...
1595
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:55,828
your date is good.
1596
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,666
You guys look adorable.
1597
01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,928
Have fun.
1598
01:17:08,972 --> 01:17:10,930
Make sure you get
her home on time.
1599
01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:11,801
- Yes, sir.
1600
01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:14,412
- Bye, Dad.
1601
01:17:15,326 --> 01:17:16,153
- Have fun.
1602
01:17:17,894 --> 01:17:21,201
♪ Yeah I know that
it sounds crazy ♪
1603
01:17:21,245 --> 01:17:24,335
♪ But you had me
from the start ♪
1604
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:28,339
♪ We found love
1605
01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:30,776
♪ Two hearts
1606
01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:35,694
- He's a great DJ.
1607
01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:36,608
- Yeah.
1608
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,654
- Wanna dance?
1609
01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:39,480
- Yeah, sure.
1610
01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:43,136
♪ We found love
1611
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:46,792
♪ Young love
1612
01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:50,013
♪ We found love
1613
01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,405
- Wow.
1614
01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:53,407
You're a knockout.
1615
01:17:53,451 --> 01:17:54,365
11 out of 10.
1616
01:17:55,279 --> 01:17:56,062
- Thanks. You too.
1617
01:17:56,106 --> 01:17:57,150
- I know
1618
01:18:12,339 --> 01:18:13,601
- Merry Christmas!
1619
01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:15,691
To me.
1620
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,265
- Thanks so much for
taking me to the dance.
1621
01:18:25,309 --> 01:18:26,484
- I'm glad you said yes.
1622
01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:34,274
♪ We found love
1623
01:18:34,318 --> 01:18:38,452
♪ Young love
1624
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:40,454
♪ Yeah I know that
it sounds crazy ♪
1625
01:18:40,498 --> 01:18:42,282
- Excuse me, excuse me.
1626
01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:43,153
Stop that!
1627
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:45,503
Thank you.
1628
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:46,547
Can I get your name?
1629
01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:47,505
- Oh, yeah.
1630
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:55,165
♪ Everything I want
1631
01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:59,517
♪ I can't wait to see you
1632
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:03,129
♪ I can't stop
thinking about you ♪
1633
01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:06,785
♪ Truth is baby I
need you need you ♪
1634
01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:11,834
♪ Tell me this is love
1635
01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:16,795
♪ Feels like this is
1636
01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,542
- They say all good things
must come to an end.
1637
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:28,720
You know, I try to learn
something every day,
1638
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,200
and I'm still learning,
1639
01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:34,117
but there is one thing
I do already know.
1640
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,946
I have the best
students in the state!
1641
01:19:38,382 --> 01:19:40,210
- We love you Doyle!
1642
01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:41,994
- Thanks, kid!
1643
01:19:42,038 --> 01:19:44,083
And there's just one more thing.
1644
01:19:45,128 --> 01:19:46,694
There's someone in this room
1645
01:19:46,738 --> 01:19:49,306
who's been dropping off
Christmas treats to my home.
1646
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:55,747
I just want to say
thank you so much.
1647
01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:58,881
It's meant everything
to my girls and I.
1648
01:20:00,447 --> 01:20:02,493
No detention for anyone
for a whole week!
1649
01:20:10,588 --> 01:20:13,809
♪ Tell me this is love
1650
01:20:17,508 --> 01:20:20,467
That night,
for the first time ever,
1651
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,948
Finn and I saw eye to eye.
1652
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:27,257
And the walls came
tumbling down.
1653
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,519
- There, awesome.
1654
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,173
After the
two game suspension,
1655
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,566
we went on to win the
state championship.
1656
01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:37,658
And we couldn't have
done it without Finn.
1657
01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:38,790
- Here, you take him.
1658
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,575
I found your rodent.
1659
01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:43,273
It was an M&N's doll house.
1660
01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:47,103
I'll grab my things.
1661
01:20:58,288 --> 01:21:00,943
- That party was
bodacious! Am I right?
1662
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:02,988
- Hey, guys, it's getting late,
1663
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:04,903
and we still have to go elving.
1664
01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,557
- Oh, can I come with?
1665
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:07,471
- Really?
1666
01:21:07,514 --> 01:21:08,559
- Yeah.
1667
01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:10,082
- Oh!
1668
01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:11,431
Who'll watch M&N?
1669
01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:13,738
- I actually have
that under control.
1670
01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:14,608
Look.
1671
01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:17,611
I'll stay here, okay?
1672
01:21:17,655 --> 01:21:19,396
And you kids have fun, okay?
1673
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:20,658
It's gonna be great.
1674
01:21:20,701 --> 01:21:23,182
- But really, who's
going to watch M&N?
1675
01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:24,923
- Ralph.
- I will.
1676
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,490
- She will.
1677
01:21:26,533 --> 01:21:27,317
Under control.
1678
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,144
- Thank you.
1679
01:21:28,187 --> 01:21:29,928
- All right, have fun.
1680
01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:30,842
Mateo.
1681
01:21:31,843 --> 01:21:33,192
Let me show you my weight room.
1682
01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,411
Here we go.
1683
01:21:34,454 --> 01:21:36,065
- You can add this
to the elving.
1684
01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:39,503
Simon!
- Yeah?
1685
01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:40,721
- We're leaving!
- Okay!
1686
01:21:40,765 --> 01:21:41,853
- Get in the car!
- I'm coming!
1687
01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:46,466
I'll be right back.
Stay right here.
1688
01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,860
Together
at last, the Buckleys.
1689
01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:52,037
What was I trying
to get away from?
1690
01:21:52,081 --> 01:21:53,865
This is my family.
1691
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:56,476
This is home.
1692
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,521
- Can I do this one?
1693
01:21:58,696 --> 01:21:59,479
- Yeah.
1694
01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:04,180
I don't know if
missing out on elving
1695
01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:07,966
was the right thing or not,
but I did learn something.
1696
01:22:08,010 --> 01:22:09,750
And after all was said and done,
1697
01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:11,491
I gained a far
greater appreciation
1698
01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:16,322
for our special,
crazy, wacky, silly,
1699
01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:18,020
beautiful Christmas tradition.
1700
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,546
It's true.
1701
01:22:22,589 --> 01:22:25,114
Family is one of the most
important things in life.
1702
01:22:26,419 --> 01:22:29,205
And in the days leading
up to Christmas,
1703
01:22:29,248 --> 01:22:31,859
I figured out the
perfect gift for mine.
1704
01:22:33,861 --> 01:22:34,993
- Hey, yo made it!
1705
01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:35,863
- Yeah.
1706
01:22:38,431 --> 01:22:39,258
- Dad?
1707
01:22:42,044 --> 01:22:43,959
- I just came by
to drop this off.
1708
01:22:46,874 --> 01:22:49,442
I figured somebody's
got elf you all
1709
01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:51,531
at least one Christmas, right?
1710
01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:53,794
- You kept this the whole time?
1711
01:22:53,838 --> 01:22:54,665
- Yeah, I did.
1712
01:22:56,406 --> 01:22:59,670
All right, well, I'll
let you get back to it.
1713
01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:00,497
- Dad ...
1714
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:02,847
Stay,
1715
01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:04,762
- You sure?
1716
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:05,632
- Come on.
1717
01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:08,722
Dad, come on.
1718
01:23:10,246 --> 01:23:11,769
- Guys, I'm sorry.
1719
01:23:13,075 --> 01:23:14,076
I'm so sorry.
1720
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,036
That's a big gift.
1721
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,386
- Yeah, maybe you can help
put it together later.
1722
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:22,345
Guys, this is your
grandpa George.
1723
01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:23,607
- Hey, guys.
1724
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:26,827
- You've met John.
1725
01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:29,047
Peter, Simon.
1726
01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:30,179
- It's been a
while. Look at this.
1727
01:23:30,222 --> 01:23:31,093
- Right?
1728
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,094
- You got a basketball team.
1729
01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:37,621
Looking back
on that Christmas season,
1730
01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:39,840
that was when I finally
started to get it.
1731
01:23:40,972 --> 01:23:43,627
We're all just trying
to find our way.
1732
01:23:45,455 --> 01:23:47,152
Growing up takes time.
1733
01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:50,199
Especially for uncle Steve.
1734
01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:52,549
And me.
1735
01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:54,333
Dad.
1736
01:23:55,465 --> 01:23:56,292
Mom.
1737
01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:58,120
Even Grandpa.
1738
01:23:59,773 --> 01:24:01,819
All of us are
perfectly imperfect.
1739
01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:06,606
If, well, when, we fall down,
1740
01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:08,695
we can always reach out to those
1741
01:24:08,739 --> 01:24:10,349
who can put us back on our feet,
1742
01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:15,137
- Hey, Matthew.
1743
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:17,835
Merry Christmas.
1744
01:24:25,712 --> 01:24:26,713
- Merry Christmas.
1745
01:24:28,715 --> 01:24:31,588
Now, I know it
might sound a bit cliche,
1746
01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:34,591
but I swear that kiss
happened just like that.
1747
01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:39,944
Or at least it's how
I like to remember it.
1748
01:24:47,038 --> 01:24:49,649
- I bought Christmas
hats for everybody.
1749
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:54,306
And we need to do some
Buckley Christmas carols.
1750
01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:55,829
Ralph, hit it!
1751
01:24:55,873 --> 01:24:57,570
♪ Jingle jingle jingle jingle
1752
01:24:57,614 --> 01:24:59,137
♪ Dashing through the snow
1753
01:24:59,181 --> 01:25:01,096
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh
1754
01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,923
♪ O'er the fields we go
1755
01:25:02,967 --> 01:25:04,838
♪ Laughing all the way
1756
01:25:04,882 --> 01:25:06,710
♪ Bells on bobtails ring
1757
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,146
♪ Making spirits bright
1758
01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:09,930
♪ What fun it is
to ride and sing ♪
1759
01:25:09,974 --> 01:25:11,062
♪ A sleighing song tonight
1760
01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:12,019
- All right, now.
1761
01:25:12,063 --> 01:25:13,673
♪ Oh jingle bells jingle bells
1762
01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:15,501
♪ Jingle all the way
1763
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:17,155
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
1764
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,983
♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh hey ♪
1765
01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:20,854
♪ Jingle bells jingle bells
1766
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,682
♪ Jingle all the way
1767
01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:24,293
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
1768
01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:26,338
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh
1769
01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:28,035
♪ Jingle jingle jingle jingle
1770
01:25:28,079 --> 01:25:29,689
♪ One-Horse open sleigh hey
1771
01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:48,186
♪ This Christmas
came a little early ♪
1772
01:25:49,753 --> 01:25:54,758
♪ The gift I've wanted
was always you ♪
1773
01:25:56,107 --> 01:26:01,068
♪ I don't need presents
wrapped under the tree ♪
1774
01:26:02,592 --> 01:26:07,597
♪ When my hearts so
wrapped up in you ♪
1775
01:26:08,946 --> 01:26:12,079
♪ Let's watch the falling snow
1776
01:26:12,123 --> 01:26:15,213
♪ Under the mistletoe
1777
01:26:15,257 --> 01:26:18,390
♪ When I'm with you
1778
01:26:18,434 --> 01:26:21,567
♪ We're cool kids in
a teenage Christmas ♪
1779
01:26:21,611 --> 01:26:24,918
♪ Sing hallelujah
1780
01:26:24,962 --> 01:26:29,967
♪ Bells ring it's a
first-kiss Christmas ♪
1781
01:26:31,403 --> 01:26:36,408
♪ Tonight let's write
our Christmas story ♪
1782
01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:42,806
♪ One that involves
just me and you ♪
1783
01:26:44,068 --> 01:26:47,463
♪ Santa knows everything
1784
01:26:47,506 --> 01:26:50,509
♪ Knew you were what I needed
1785
01:26:50,553 --> 01:26:55,558
♪ Let's have ourselves
a merry Christmas ♪
1786
01:26:56,994 --> 01:27:00,084
♪ Let's watch the falling snow
1787
01:27:00,127 --> 01:27:03,174
♪ Under the mistletoe
1788
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,395
♪ When I'm with you
1789
01:27:06,438 --> 01:27:09,528
♪ We're cool kids in
a teenage Christmas ♪
1790
01:27:09,572 --> 01:27:12,879
♪ Sing hallelujah
1791
01:27:12,923 --> 01:27:17,667
♪ Bells ring it's a
first-kiss Christmas ♪
1792
01:27:28,852 --> 01:27:31,942
♪ When I'm with you
1793
01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:35,206
♪ We're cool kids in
a teenage Christmas ♪
1794
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,470
♪ Sing hallelujah
1795
01:27:38,514 --> 01:27:41,734
♪ Bells ring it's a
first-kiss Christmas ♪
1796
01:27:41,778 --> 01:27:44,650
♪ When I'm with you
1797
01:27:44,694 --> 01:27:47,958
♪ We're cool kids in
a teenage Christmas ♪
1798
01:27:48,001 --> 01:27:51,178
♪ Sing hallelujah
1799
01:27:51,222 --> 01:27:56,009
♪ Bells ring it's a
first-kiss Christmas ♪
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