All language subtitles for The Alfred Hitchcock Hour S03E25 The Worlds Oldest Motive 1080p1

- Good evening.

This is not one of
our regular writers.

We think it best that we
keep them out of sight.

This is one of our apprentices.

You have of course
heard the theory

that if a room full of
monkey's were allowed

to type for a million years,

they would eventually
reproduce all

the classics in
the British museum.

This is not so.

We have tried it, and
while they stories

they wrote were quite good,

and many of them publishable.

They are not classics, yet.

This gentleman is
one of our trainees.

He types nothing but gibberish.

But he is not to be
faulted for this.

His ideas are quite good and
he has a flare for dialogue.

He just can't type.

However, he has
made some progress.

For example, he now
knows that it is

naughty to eat the paper.

Before tonight's
story, we would like to

present an example of
our young student's work.

Notice the skill with
which he has captured.

The elusive banality of
the television commercial.

- Yeah.
- Mrs. Morrow on two sir.

- Oh.

Yeah, sure.

Well I don't care who's coming,

I can't possibly get
away from here for hours.

It's out of the question.

What are you waiting for?

Don't you have a crochet
class or something?

- It's flower arrangement night.

Goodnight Mr. Morrow.

- I'm sorry dear, I just
had to sign something.

Look, I told you, I'm
up to my neck in work.

Well, maybe we
can sit down, huh?

- Oh no, I wanna
dance some more.

I wanna do the jerk.

- Wish I could keep up with
these new steps, you know?

- What?

- I say, every time
I learn a new step

they invent another one.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Who's that man?

- Huh?

- Does he know you Fiona?

That man who just passed?

- No, I've never
seen him before.

- Well he was staring at me.

You know he was in
here last week too.

That same man.

- So?

- Are you sure you
don't know him?

- Alex, there's no one but you,

you know that.

- Well.

- You're all upset.

- Well I just don't like people

staring at me, that's all.

- I thought you were
running from the police.

- Do you like people staring...

Let's sit down.

I don't like being stared at,

especially by that man.

Come to think of it,

I'd swear I saw him outside
my office this afternoon.

That same man!

I believe he's following me.

- Oh Alex, you're
imagining things.

- Now don't tell me
I'm imagining things.

I'm sorry dear, I guess
I'm just a little on edge.

- Hiya Alex!

How's everything!

- I don't think I remember you.

- You don't remember me?

Steve Jamieson.

- Yeah, yes.

- Sure you do!

- Of course.

- How do you do Mrs. Morrow?

It's a great pleasure.

I must say, I've never
been able to understand

why an old married man like Alex

always spends so much time

extolling the
virtues of his wife.

Until this minute.

- Look whoever you are,

you have me mixed up
with somebody else!

I'm not a married man
and this is Mrs. McNiece.

- Oh, put my foot
into it didn't I?

- Darling!

I think you'd better
explain you made a mistake.

- I made a mistake--

- No, darling!

- I'm sorry Alex!

- Will you please
get out of my way!

- I didn't mean to Alex!

- Check sir!

- Hey, when you get
to be your age Dad,

you don't wanna give 'em
too much of a head start.

- Cab sir?

- No thank you.

Oh yes, wait for me!

Fiona, Fiona, it was a joke.

Darling, it was a joke.

I'm not married, I
wouldn't lie to you.

You're all I have to
live for, you know that.

- Oh I knew you
were married Alex.

A man like you just has to be.

But I couldn't bring
myself to believe it!

I didn't wanna
believe it I mean.

- Darling, the man was joking.

He was just joking.

I was afraid of losing you dear.

- Well now you have.

- You don't have
to be like that.

Other people manage quite well.

- But Alex!

I'm not the kind of girl
that goes with a married man!

So, that's that.

- I'd get a divorce
dear, but my wife just

won't give me one.

Now listen to me--

- Oh no, don't touch me Alex!

- Please, please, we'll
find a way darling.

We will.

- Oh Alex, how could
you do this to me?

- Please.
- How could you?

- It'll be
all right darling.

Believe me, have faith, we'll...

We'll find a way dear.

There's that man again.

- What man?

- The one that stares at me,

the one that's
been following me.

She's done it you know.

She's put a detective on me.

- Then she is after a divorce.

- Oh no, no, she'd
never divorce me, never.

Angela.

I wanna talk to you.

- Having some eggnog,
would you like some?

- No thank you.

- You should,
you'd sleep better.

- I don't like eggnog.

Why don't you watch
your weight a little?

- Do you really mind
how fat I get Alex?

- No, I don't mind
how fat you get!

- Exactly.

Exactly, anyway, if
you'd like me thinner

you could always
arrange it my dear.

I only eat before going to bed

for psychological reasons

as the ladies magazine
so delicately put it.

- How can you eat peanut
butter on graham crackers?

- Gotta get some
kicks out of life kid.

Actually, it's a
substitute you know.

Bet you never thought you'd be a

substitute for
peanut butter, huh?

- Substitute!

You took peanut butter
on our honeymoon!

- I needed it too.

- My entire love
life has been the

secondhand smell
of peanut butter.

- You're just lucky
it wasn't garlic.

You sure you don't want some?

- No I don't want any!

Now listen to me--

- How was business tonight?

Big deals huh?
- What's that

- supposed to mean?

I had to stay.

Those contracts were vital.

- Okay, okay, okay, you
don't have to answer it.

It's just like,

how are you?

Nobody actually
wants to know Alex.

- All right.

I was out with a girl.

Does that satisfy you?

I don't see why you
should find it so funny

since your little man must've
told you the news already.

- What kind of girl
is gonna look at you?

Even I'd rather
have peanut butter

and eggnog, and I'm your wife.

- Is that so?

Is that a fact!

Well your little man
must have faulty vision!

- What are you talking about?

What man?

- That clown
you have trailing me.

- Shades of paranoia.

I don't have anybody
trailing you Alex.

- You're trying for
divorce, aren't you?

You deny you want a divorce?

- You know my
attitude on divorce.

I'll give you one
anytime you like.

It's only the difference
between living alone

or living with you and that's
not much of a difference.

- You're after my stamp
collection, that's it.

Oh, you'd love to see it
broken up, wouldn't you?

- I don't want
your lousy stamps.

But I do want my
share of the profits

if I'm gonna be
put out to pasture.

- All right, if that's
the way you feel about it.

But don't expect me to
pay for any detectives

out of my pocket.

- Alex!

What are you talking about?

Alex, you better tell me

because I haven't
hired any detectives.

- You are not
allowed in this room.

- I am so sorry, I forgot.

- Just shut the
door as you leave.

- No.

I wanna get all this man
business straightened out.

It's all very
interesting because

a strange young man was
here this afternoon.

He asked about the neighbors

and did they drink a lot
and throw wild parties

and did we like them.

He said he was an
insurance investigator.

But he acted very peculiar.

He was very handsome young man.

Black curly hair,
Italian looking,

and very charming.

I offered him a cup of
coffee just to be polite.

I couldn't--
- You let him in the house?

- Well he
seemed all right.

Is it the same man?

- Yes, it's the same man.

- Alex, what have
you been up to?

Are the police after you?

- Oh shut up!

- Well who could it be?

- I don't know.

- Somebody's after you.

- Are you sure this isn't
some scheme of yours?

Then who is he?

- The Sutton contracts.

If you'll sign
them I'll just mail

them on my way home.

Ain't you gonna read them?

- They're all right.

It's 6:30 Miss Rice.

Haven't you better
get on your horse?

You'll miss your fencing class.

- It's home management and judo.

Goodnight Mr. Morrow.

- Hello.

Darling, where have
you been all day,

I've been trying to catch you.

I'll be right over,
I'm leaving right now.

- No Alex, you can't
come over tonight.

- Oh, don't be silly.

You'll feel better about it
after you've had a good dinner.

I'll be right over.

- I don't wanna have
dinner with you,

so don't come over.

I won't be here, I'm going out.

- Goodnight.

You.

What do you want?

- I want to talk Mr.
Morrow, that's all.

Don't be frightened.

- I'm not frightened.

I'm not frightened in the least.

As a matter of fact,
I've been wanting

to have a talk with you.

- Why?

- Why?

Why, because I wanna
know why you've

been following me around,
annoying me, that's why.

In fact, I was about
to call the police.

So you'd better
have an explanation.

- Oh, I have.

I've been conducting an
investigation of you.

- You've been investigating me?

Who for?

- For the firm that employs me.

My card.

- What does SAC stand for?

- It's stands for Statistical
Assistance Corporation.

- Are you selling something?

- I hope to.

- You mean you're
nothing but a salesman?

- That's right Mr. Morrow.

Although we're
brainwashed into thinking

as ourselves as company
representatives.

- You put me through all this

just to sell me something?

- We're very thorough sir.

- The length some firms
will go to to make a dollar.

Well I hope you realize

this constitutes an
invasion of my privacy.

- Yes, I do realize
that and I apologize.

- You'll do more than apologize.

I'm gonna sue you!

You're not getting
away with this!

- I'm very sorry you
feel that way Mr. Morrow.

But because of the
particular nature

of the service we offer,

it requires an investigation.

Of course you're free to
complain to my superiors

if I've been annoying you.

- How would you like it if
every time you looked around

some stranger was
staring at you?

- Yes, yes, I'd be
worried, I admit that.

- Well you will be
worried, believe me.

And shortly.

- But,

if I could outline my
service, I'm sure--

- I'm not interested
in your services

or anything you have to say.

Next time you hear from me

it'll be my lawyer talking.

- But you're a lawyer yourself.

- I don't handle criminal cases.

- It would only take
a minute to explain.

- I would not give you
a minute if I had all day.

But as a matter of fact, I
have a business appointment.

- Only Miss McNiece,

you see her every
night don't you?

I should think you'd be glad
to skip a night now and then.

- You've been tapping my phone,

that's a federal offense.

- Yes.

We do tap phones, but I
didn't tap it this time.

The thing is Mr. Morrow,

that ever since you
met Miss Fiona McNiece

of 3304 Desert
Towers apartment B.

Let me see, the
third of last month,

you haven't missed
a day seeing her.

Oh, I lie.

You missed last Sunday,
your wedding anniversary.

I thought that
was very touching.

But before that,

your visits to Miss
Doris Thornberry

of 11103 Valley Spring Lane,

were very infrequent.

Not more than twice a month.

This is a normal pattern for
a man your age by the way.

And before that, well,

you were almost blameless
except for those

odd evenings not
worth mentioning.

But it's the change
of the pattern

with Miss Fiona McNiece
that interests us

and brought you
to our attention.

It's what made us realize

that you really
need our service.

- So that's it?

Uh-huh.

- No, not blackmail,
I assure you.

- Not?

- Wouldn't we be better
off in your office?

More comfortable and all.

Oh, by the way,

I really enjoyed
following that deal

you made at the stamp
auction you made last week.

Sit down, please, won't you?

May I?

Now I think it's
best that we begin

by reviewing your problem.

- What problem, you're
the only problem I've got.

- I'll just review your
problem as I see it.

And if I'm wrong,

please correct me.

You've been 25 years
to Angela Morrow.

Maiden name Angela Fenton.

No children.

14 pounds overweight.

That's often the case.

I notice you have
lost weight lately.

Love often has that affect.

You are in love aren't you?

- I am very fond of
Miss McNiece, yes.

- Well, by love I
mean what any normal

man your age feels
for a girl of 26.

I know she told you 23.

But girls often exaggerate
both ways, don't they?

- What do you want?

- Put it this way,

you're a middle-aged man,

an honorable man of character,

well off, extremely competent
at his chosen profession

who thought all
that was past him.

But suddenly, been
dragged out of his shell

by a very beautiful
girl half his age.

It happens every day.

Your wife, while a woman of
many admirable qualities--

- Ah.

I will not have you
speak ill of my wife.

- Nor would I.

But she's by no means
the light of your life.

A good companion in
her better moods.

Comfortable.

Reliable.

A decent cook and housekeeper.

But perhaps lacking

a certain effervescence.

Now that you've discovered
through Miss McNiece

that you're not quite as
old as you thought, hm?

- What are you getting at?

- It happens to all of us.

We grow old.

So, along comes
that special girl

and we wake from the
premature death of middle age

and find we must
negotiate a set of rapids

in a leaky boat
with tired muscles.

- I must say you do have

a grasp of the situation.

- We're flung back into life.

We open our eyes,

and for the first time,

we notice with some surprise

a strange old woman
living in our house

with halitosis and the
most eccentric habits.

- When without her meddling,

we'd really have been something.

- Divorce is the
most common solution.

But divorce is a
messy amputation.

Especially when a
man loves his home.

And has a lifetime
of savings invested

in a collection of stamps.

And so we come to a
very simple choice.

We listen to our hearts.

Marry the girl.

And see the work of a lifetime
given away to strangers.

Or, we swallow our
honor, close our eyes,

and retreat to that
premature death

of hair curlers and
quilted housecoats

we became so familiar
with over the years.

Or...

- Or?

- This is where I come in.

- You're murder incorporated.

- Do I look and sound
like the representative

of gun wielding thugs?

No, I don't murder anyone.

In fact, our motto is let
nature take it's course.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- A home is one
of the most lethal

weapons ever invented.

It has the power to electrocute,

gas, poison,

blow you up, or
water to drown you.

The weight to crush you.

And if there's a fire,

the doors to trap you.

Most people die at home,

and not very
peacefully I'm afraid.

- I think I've
listened to enough.

- Newspaper clippings.

Here's a housewife
doing her washing.

Catches her hand in the ringer,

and for some strange reason,

the release catch is broken.

Ugh.

Too terrible to contemplate.

Another middle-aged housewife

goes down to the basement
to fix her furnace.

Boom.

Took two days to find
her in that debris.

Ah.

And here's a case
of food poisoning.

Her husband.

Oh yes, some of our clients
are women of course.

- Are you implying
that your firm

has something to do
with these accidents?

- We call it
accident programming.

Our engineers go in and
analyze the subjects

daily routine habits

and from this compute, the
statistical death norm.

- Death norm.

- The most likely way the
subject will die anyway.

If left to his own devices.

I mean we all have to
go some way, don't we?

- I suppose so.

- We just

help the statistics along a bit.

But I hardly expect
you to be enthusiastic.

So soon at least.

- I can hardly believe
this is happening to me.

- Opportunity is
knocking Mr. Morrow.

- It's still murder.

- Not quite, you think about it.

- I don't have to
think about it.

- I understand.

My number is on the card.

And this file is the complete

and only copy of the
notes I made on your case.

It's yours now.

It's been a pleasure
Mr. Morrow, until later.

- There won't be any later.

I assure you you've
wasted your time.

- Then goodbye sir.

No obligation.

- He must be mad,
I'm no murderer.

- While our talented young
friend is out of the room,

suppose we take a break too.

A station break.

The second half of our program

will be shown when we return.

- There's not a bit of
use wearing out that bell

'cause Miss McNiece isn't here.

Are you Mr. Morrow?

- Yes.

Did she leave a message?

- She wanted me to tell you
she was sorry, she had a date,

and she probably wouldn't
be home for a week.

- Oh.

Well that's ridiculous.

- That's what I told her.

- Where did she go?

- I couldn't tell ya that.

- I see.

- Least wise I'm not
supposed to tell you.

- Oh.

- She's down by
the swimming pool.

Try behind the big umbrella.

- Thank you.

Fiona.

Darling.

- Go away.

- Don't!

Darling.

Goodness sake.

- Go away, please!
- Oh come on, out of there!

- I wanna talk to you!

- Alex, let go of me!
- You're being very silly!

- I'm serious!
- You're just being

- Alexis, let go!
- Hysterical!

- Come on!

Fiona, I think you
owe me an explanation.

- You've got to be fair to me.

You're a married man!

- You knew that,
you admitted it.

- Well I wasn't
sure, and anyway,

now I've thought about it,

I just don't think we
should go on this way!

- Listen to me...

Let's go up to your apartment
and talk this out, huh?

- No.

- I could catch pneumonia!

- There's a dry cleaners
down at the corner.

- Fiona, please, let's go
up to your apartment dear?

- No Alex, no!

- I love you.

You brought me to life again.

I can't go back to
that premature death

of hair curlers and
quilted housecoats.

I just can't.

- I wish you'd fix this plug!

It gets so hot I can't touch it!

You want some eggnog?

- No, I want some coffee.

- You won't sleep as well.

Did you see your
little man today?

- What little man?

- The one who was following you.

- Oh.

No.

I guess he must've given up.

- Maybe it was his day off.

I had a thought about him.

Is she married Alex?

- Is who married?

- This girl of yours.

- What girl?

- Nevermind.

Only an honest man can lie well.

You're terrible at it.

- I can't step out of the house

without you suspecting
me, is that it?

You know, I can't
live with that Angela.

- Well, leave then.

- Oh, you'd like
that, wouldn't you?

- I told you before, I don't
care one way or the other.

I mean, there's nothing
between us anymore.

There isn't even an
echo of something

that used to be there.

We're just a couple of
old cheats in retirement.

We both got what we deserve.

- What do you mean
a couple of cheats?

- Don't flip, it was years ago.

- What was?

- You didn't think
you were the only

one that ever got bored
around here did ya?

I was still quite
an attractive woman

when you wrote me off you know.

- What are you saying?

- I'm saying that's what
happened to our lives Alex.

They went right down the
drain with little lies.

Tuesday and Thursday
afternoons, how do you like it?

- Angela, do you mean to tell--

- Yeah, I mean to tell ya.

- I don't wanna hear anymore.

- We have some
very nice cocktail

lounges around here.

- Who?

Who was it?

I demand to know.

- Who?

- You heard what I said,

I wanna know who it was!

- Okay, you wanna know who?

- Now don't toy with me?

- Well then first,
shouldn't you say whom?

Is that the plural of who?

No.

Who covers a lot
come to think of it.

- Angela.

- Yes Alex.

- You've been
making a fool of me

behind my back all these years?

- No.

I've nothing to do with that.

You've been working at it
ever since I first knew you.

Don't touch me.

If you were jealous,

I wouldn't care.

But I have never been
anything but a servant to you.

- Hello, Alex Morrow.

I think we just might

be able to do business.

- You've changed your mind.

- Well, I--

- It's all right Mr. Morrow.

Most of our clients do,
once or twice at least.

We expect that.

- I'm sorry to put you
through all this trouble.

- That's all right,
because of the permanent

nature of our business,

we like our clients to be sure.

We've had men who
changed their minds,

gone back to their wives and
lived happily ever after.

- Oh no, no.

That wouldn't be the
case with me, believe me.

- I understand.

But if you'd like to
think about it a bit more,

I'll be back the
18th of next month.

- You're leaving town?

- Yes, we move around you know.

- But you will be back?

How do I get in touch with you?

- I'll get in touch with you.

Unless of course I'm
posted elsewhere.

- You know, I just can't,

I just can't swallow
the idea of killing her.

I just can't swallow it.

- I know.

- Maybe if you could
tell me a little more.

How you do it and all?

- I think a number two iron
should do the trick, don't you?

- I just hate to see
you go away, you know.

I slept so soundly last night,

after I made up my mind.

Would you mind
telling me a little?

- If you'd like.

Now then,

very simple.

You just give me a
very thorough list

of all the machines
and appliances

and any peculiar
habits your wife

might have about the house

and a rough floor plan.

- I see.

- After that, our
engineers will move in

and fix things.

You can put the whole
thing out of your mind.

You'll never know when
it's going to happen.

We find this a very great
comfort to our clients.

That's all.

- That's all?

- Well.

- But not quite all, huh?

- $7,500 now and the same
amount when we complete the job.

- Ridiculous, I
can't afford that.

- Now, now Mr. Murrow,
you're forgetting my

investigation of your affairs.

We expect very prompt
payment of course.

- $15,000 is a
great deal of money!

- Out of a $100,000
stamp collection?

That's not too bad is it?

- I suppose not.

When?

- Well we're booked
rather full right now.

I don't think we can fit you in

for a couple of months
at the earliest.

- Then it's all off, I can
never stand the strain.

- Or today.

- Today?

- Today.

Try your drive
slightly to the right.

The traps are
notorious on this hole.

- Thank you.

- Could you have
your wife come to

your office this afternoon?

To sign some papers.

A little legal double talk.

Our engineers will
move in this afternoon

and that will be that.

Except for a final
meeting tomorrow perhaps.

- What'll happen then?

- Not your concern.

Oh, I would suggest
that you go to

your club this evening.

Make sure you're noticed there,

return home about midnight,

and make the shocking discover
that your troubles are over.

- You make it seem so easy.

Fiona it's me, let me in.

- I can't see you now Alex.

- What's the matter?

- It's got to end sometime.

- Oh darling, you
don't understand.

- Goodbye Alex.
- What?

- Fiona!

Fiona.

Things have changed dear,

now you've got to
let me explain.

- Alex, you're a married man.

It's hopeless.

- It isn't.

I tell you, now you've got
to let me in to talk to you.

- It's just another trick.

- No, I'm practically
a free man.

I tell ya dear,

I'm as good as free.

- Are you all right?

- Fiona, you said that
if I were ever single,

you would marry me in a flash.

- Then she's giving
you a divorce!

- No, no.

But.

Well.

I met this man, you see.

Well he came to me actually.

He represents this firm.

A very reliable firm in fact.

They handle
situations like ours.

Now it's perfectly all right.

You read about it in
the papers every day

and you never think for a moment

it's anything but an accident.

Well, I mean, a housewife
goes down to fix the furnace,

and boom.

Has nothing to do with us.

It's called
statistical assistance.

You see.

- Murder.

- Well no, not really.

- Murder?

- Well now, what else
could I do darling?

- Murder!
- Darling,

- what else could I do?

- Alex, you've got
to stop that man!

- Well I can't stop
him now, it's too late!

- But you've got too!

Alex, you've got to!

If you don't, I won't have
anything more to do with you!

- Oh don't say that dear!
- No!

- Don't, don't, don't
- Alex, no!

- say things like that!
- Alex I mean it!

- Now I mean it!

Murder.

- Hello.

Alex Morrow.

Has anything happened yet?

Well you've got to call it off.

No, you've got to.

Can you stop it?

- I don't know yet, but
he already called me.

Here.

- Oh.

- Got the rest of the money?

- Yes I have it.

I still don't see why I
should pay you the balance

of $7,500 to stop a murder.

- I've explained all
that to you already.

It takes more and
skill to undo a job

than to set it up.

We have to ask full
payment to cover ourselves.

- All right.

- Would you open it please?

Is it all there?

- Yes, it's all here.

- Put it back in the envelope.

Thank you.

O-5 here.

Mm.

Mm-hm.

Yeah.

- Well?

- Too late.

- Too late?

- Nothing they can
do about it now with her there.

- But what am I gonna do?

She's gotta be saved.

- Easy, easy.

You can stop it
yourself if you want.

- How?

- What time does she go to bed?

- 10, 10:30.

- Here's the setup.

Our engineer substituted
some Sanedrin sulfate pills

for the vitamin tablets
in her medicine cabinet.

When she takes
her bedtime eggnog

and pops in those pills,

well, she's going to get a
full blast of Sanedrin sulfate.

- That'll kill her?

- Normally, no.

But with her metabolism,

we know she'll have
a high reaction.

Should only take a
matter of seconds.

She won't be having
anymore eggnog.

- Sanedrin sulfate.

- For a heart condition.

- For heart conditions?

She doesn't have
any heart condition.

The doctor will know that.

You might as well be
advertising what you're doing.

I thought you were
professionals?

You certainly sell
better than you perform.

- Well, like most firms today,

I guess we do train our salesman

a bit better than
we do our engineers.

I always did think we
were weak in pharmacy.

But that's modern
business isn't it?

- That's modern business, huh.

What about the money
I just gave you?

If you can't stop it.

- If it can't be stopped we're
back to the original deal.

- Just let's get there fast.

- I'm afraid I
can't go with you.

Another appointment you know.

- It's going to take
me an hour to get home.

Suppose she goes to bed early?

You fools!

You've put a noose
around my neck.

- Maybe you'd better hurry.

- If anything goes wrong,

I hold you responsible!

Angela.

Angela.

Angela.

Angela.

- You're home.

- You're all right.

- Yes, I'm fine.

What's the matter?

- Did you take
your vitamin pills

and your eggnog tonight?

- Why yes, what's
the matter Alex?

- How long ago?

- About half an hour ago.

What in heavens name--

- Shut up, just shut up!

Are these the pills you took?

- Yes!

- Half an hour ago?

- Yes!

- He said they would
only take seconds.

There's nothing wrong
with those pills.

He's tricked me.

- Hello.

It's Alex Morrow.

- You've taken
me, but I'll get even!

I'll get to you!

I'll get you!

You won't--

- Hello Alex.

Fiona.

Yes, it's me, Fiona!

Yes, he's here, but
there really isn't

much point in your
talking to him.

He's taking me on a long trip!

Oh, well, don't
you worry about it.

We'll send you lots of postcards
with all kinds of strange

stamps on them for
your collection!

He was rather sweet.

- Fiona darling, I have to
repeat what I say to you

after every job.

Don't involved with the clients.

- I know.

- He was the easiest mark yet.

- If our luck continues, we
should be able to retire soon.

It's been five years
and you promised.

- Okay, whatever you say.

- What's the matter,
have they stopped

printing stamps or something?

Are you sure you won't
have some eggnog?

You'll sleep better.

- Okay,

whatever you say.

- My friend simply could
not master the typewriter,

so we've made him the producer.

Actually, there wasn't
much we could do about it.

His uncle owns the studio.

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