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(Tommy Voiceover)
LAST TIME ON 3RD
ROCK FROM THE SUN.
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DEAR MARY. SHE SAVED
ALL THE LOVE LETTERS
I SENT HER.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I NEVER SENT HER
ANY LOVE LETTERS.
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APPARENTLY
ANOTHER MAN
HAS BEEN
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SENDING
LOVE LETTERS
TO MARY.
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A MAN NAMED SCOOCHIE.
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THE LETTERS!
SCOOCHIE?
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WHOA!
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NO! SCOOCHIE!
REVEAL YOURSELF!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
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NO! STOP!
PLEASE DON'T
KILL HIM!
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LIAM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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I'M SCOOCHIE.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN WRITING ME
LOVE LETTERS
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FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS?
I...I THOUGHT YOU'D
FORGOTTEN ME.
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FORGOTTEN YOU?
ONE OF MY MOST
CHERISHED MEMORIES
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IS THE 2 OF US
COMMINGLING ON YOUR
BUTCHER BLOCK. I MEAN--
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NO! NUH-UH.
I'M SCOOCHIE.
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MARY, THIS MAN'S
AN IMPOSTER.
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NOW, WE KNOW THAT
THE REAL SCOOCHIE
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IS A MASTER
OF VERSE,
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SO WHY DON'T WE
SETTLE THIS
WITH A LITTLE
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OFF THE CUFF
VERBAL JOUSTING?
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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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NO, NO, NO...
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TO ME, OFF THE CUFF
VERBAL JOUSTING
IS A DISH BEST SERVED...
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WRITTEN IN ADVANCE.
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ARE YOU DECLINING
MY CHALLENGE?
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[BOOS AND HISSES
FROM CROWD]
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NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.
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LET THE VERBAL
JAMFEST BEGIN!
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BUT, UH, YOU GO FIRST.
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OH. VERY WELL.
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[SOMEONE
GRUNTS IN PAIN]
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OF ALL THE HOURS
IN A DAY, THE ONLY
TIME IS YOU.
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YOU ARE THE BEAT
OF MY BREATH. YOU ARE
THE WINE IN MY BLOOD.
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YOU...ARE MARY.
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OH!
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OH!
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WHATEVER.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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I WILL NOW
DISPATCH MY FOE...
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WITH AN ELEGANT HAIKU.
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Mary: OOH.
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5 SYLLABLES.
7 SYLLABLES.
5 SYLLABLES.
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I KNOW THAT!
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I'M SO SICK OF YOU!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING.
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WILL YOU STOP IT,
PLEASE?!
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WELL, YES, THAT
IS TECHNICALLY
A HAIKU,
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BUT IT'S A RATHER--
RATHER PEDESTRIAN
ONE, ISN'T IT?
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NO, NO. THAT WAS
AN ACCIDENTAL HAIKU.
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WHAT?
NO, I WANT
ANOTHER TURN!
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OH, DICK,
DON'T BOTHER.
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I KNEW YOU DIDN'T
WRITE THOSE POEMS.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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CALL ME,
SCOOCHIE.
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OK.
OK.
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YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS!
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WHAT'S OUR
FAVORITE MOVIE?
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Both: ARTHUR 2:
ARTHUR ON THE ROCKS.
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WELL, FEAST
YOUR EYES
ON THIS!
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"ARTHUR"?!
"ARTHUR"?!
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YEAH! THERE'S
A PREQUEL!
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WELL, WHO KNEW?
THIS IS GONNA ANSWER
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SO MANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ARTHUR 2!
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YEAH. LIKE THE "2."
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* ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
YOU'LL FIND HER *
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* SOMEONE THAT TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
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FAMILY MEETING!
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All: HEY!
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I'VE GOT
HORRIBLE NEWS.
BRACE YOURSELVES.
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LIAM NEESAM
IS BACK.
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LIAM WHO-SAM?
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OH, YEAH, REMEMBER
THAT ALIEN WHO CAME HERE
TO DESTROY EARTH,
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BUT THEN HE DIDN'T,
'CAUSE HE THOUGHT
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DICK WAS SUCH
A GREAT HUMAN BEING?
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DR. LIAM NEESAM.
YEAH, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
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THE OTHER LIAM NEESAM.
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YOU KNOW,
THE PLUMBER?
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COMMON
MISTAKE.
OH, YEAH.
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WELL, IS HE BACK
TO DESTROY
THE WORLD?
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HE'S BACK
TO DESTROY
MY WORLD.
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LIAM IS SCOOCHIE!
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All: WHAT?!
YES!
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AND SCOOCHIE
IS FROM TEAM X!
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NO WAY!
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A PROBIE WASN'T
ENOUGH FOR HIM.
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NOW HE WANTS
TO STEAL
MY MARY.
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OH, COME ON, DICK.
NO ALIEN WOULD TRAVEL
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ALL THE WAY
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
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JUST TO BOFF
MARY ALBRIGHT.
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SALLY, THAT
IS SO CRASS!
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I PREFER TO THINK
THAT LIAM IS HERE
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TO MAKE SWEET,
GENTLE LOVE TO MARY.
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THAT'S NICE.
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THAT'S
EVEN WORSE!
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DICK, LOOK,
I'M JUST SAYING
I'D BE SURPRISED
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IF THIS WASN'T
A PART OF SOMETHING
MUCH BIGGER.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU MAY BE RIGHT.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S UP TO,
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
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I WON'T HAVE IT!
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IT'S TIME
FOR DICK SOLOMON
TO FIGHT BACK!
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RIGHT AFTER
ONE PIECE OF BLUEBERRY PIE.
WHO'S WITH ME?
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OOH, I AM!
NOW YOU'RE
TALKIN'.
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AND OF COURSE
"LIAM" SPELLED
BACKWARDS IS "MAIL,"
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AS IN THE LETTERS
WITH WHICH I CORRESPOND
WITH YOU,
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AND OF COURSE,
THE HOMONYM OF MAIL
IS MALE,
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WHICH I FIND
FIERCELY APPROPRIATE.
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LIAM, YOUR WORDPLAY
IS DAZZLING.
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THANK YOU.
AND OF COURSE,
AN ANAGRAM OF LIAM
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IS MALI, A SUB-SAHARAN COUNTRY
WITH AN UNFORTUNATE CLIMATE.
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AND ANOTHER ANAGRAM
IS LIMA, CAPITAL OF PERU
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AND HOME OF THE INCAN
CIVILIZATION.
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AND, OF COURSE,
IF YOU LOSE THE "M,"
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ADD A "B" AND SCUTTLE
THE LETTERS AROUND,
YOU GET...
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BALI.
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OH!
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THAT'S A NICE WORD.
EXOTIC.
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WELL, THINK OF IT
LESS AS A WORD
AND MORE...
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AS AN INVITATION.
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OH, LIAM, THAT'S...
THAT'S SWEET, BUT I...
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I'M STILL...
TECHNICALLY
GOING OUT WITH DICK.
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OH, DEAR.
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING
I MUST GET OFF MY CHEST.
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I THINK OF YOU
AS ABSOLUTELY
EXQUISITE,
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AND YET YOU PERSIST
IN GOING OUT
WITH A MAN
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WHOSE NAME DOESN'T
SPELL ANYTHING
OTHER THAN DICK.
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BUT HE'S SO SWEET.
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OH, WAKE UP,
MY LITTLE PUMPKIN SEED.
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HAS HE EVER
TAKEN YOU OUT TO A DECENT
RESTAURANT LIKE THIS?
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OH, WE GO TO NICE
RESTAURANTS SOMETIMES.
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OH.
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BUT HE ALWAYS
BRINGS A FLY TO PUT
INTO THE SOUP
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SO HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO PAY.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY, MARY.
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THE ONLY FLY THAT
I HAVE WITH ME TONIGHT
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IS THE ONE
ON MY TROUSERS,
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AND YOU WON'T
FIND THAT ANYWHERE
NEAR YOUR SOUP.
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LIAM, IF YOU BROUGHT ME
HERE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD SCORE, WELL...
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WE'LL SEE!
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OH, THIS
IS AWKWARD.
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RUTHERFORD IS SUCH A SMALL TOWN
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THIS WILL POWER THE RUMOR
MILL FOR MONTHS
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SHH! SHH!
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I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE
CONVERSATION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
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OH DICK, I FEEL SO
SAFE WITH YOU
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WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
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MY AFFECTION FOR YOU IS
ONLY PART OF MY REASON
FOR BEING HERE.
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NOW, THE OTHER REASON
IS TO MAKE YOU
A JOB OFFER.
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A JOB OFFER?
DOING WHAT?
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GOOD QUESTION, MARY.
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I'M GIVING YOU
THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO DO GROUNDBREAKING
ANTHROPOLOGICAL RESEARCH.
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THE ONLY SNAG IS THAT,
AT THE START...
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I CAN ONLY PAY YOU
A HIGH 6-FIGURE SALARY.
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OH, THAT'S ONE,
MAYBE 2 FIGURES MORE
THAN I'M USED TO.
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WHY ME?
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BECAUSE I CAN'T
THINK OF ANYONE
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I'D RATHER WORK
SIDE BY SIDE WITH OR...
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ON TOP OF.
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OH!
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OH, THAT RAT!
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HE'S USING HER MIND
TO GET TO HER BODY.
THAT'S SO...
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RAT-LIKE!
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DICK...
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OH...HERE'S
YOUR SANDWICH.
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DICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!
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OH, I'M, UH...
HAVING DINNER
WITH JUDITH.
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IT'S A DATE, MARY.
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SHH! SHH!
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ARE YOU
SPYING ON ME?
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AND WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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GETTING A JOB OFFER
FROM LIAM?!
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YES! AND I ACCEPT!
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WHAT?!
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OH, BUCK UP, DICK.
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LOOK, UH,
WHAT DO YOU SAY...
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I GET THIS ONE
FOR YOU? HMM?
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[FLY BUZZING]
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[FLY BUZZING]
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BON APPETIT!
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THAT'S SO MUCH NICER
THAN THE FLY I BROUGHT.
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COME ON, SALLY,
IT'S STARTIN'.
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WE'VE WATCHED
THIS MOVIE,
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WHAT,
9 TIMES NOW?
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AND LIKE
THE WINE
ARTHUR DRINKS,
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IT KEEPS GETTING
BETTER WITH AGE.
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YOU KNOW, I WISH
I HAD A LIMOUSINE.
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AND A BUTLER.
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AND A SHAMELESS
CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY.
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OH, YEAH.
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All: * SOMEONE WHO TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
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* THE NEXT THING
YOU KNOW... *
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All: HEY!
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I WAS RIGHT.
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LIAM'S SOLE PURPOSE
ON EARTH IS TO WIN MARY.
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SO STOP HIM.
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SITUATION SOLVED.
NOW HIT PLAY.
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NO, BUT HOW?
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HE'S
BETTER THAN ME
AT EVERYTHING.
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OH, MAN.
YOU'RE
SCREWED.
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WELL, MAYBE
HE ISN'T.
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LIAM STILL THINKS
THAT DICK IS A HUMAN.
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AND AS
A HUMAN, DICK IS
NO COMPETITION.
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BUT DICK
IS NOT A HUMAN.
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SEE, IF LIAM KNOWS
THAT DICK'S AN ALIEN,
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THEY'LL BE
ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.
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HE'LL HAVE
TO RESPECT HIM, AND THEN
HE'LL BACK OFF ALBRIGHT.
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00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,543
THAT'S
BRILLIANT.
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00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,478
SO,
I'LL JUST
TELL HIM.
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00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:07,348
AS LONG AS YOU REALIZE
THAT BY TELLING HIM,
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YOU MAY BE FORFEITING
YOUR INHERITANCE.
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OH, THAT'S ARTHUR.
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YEAH, SEE,
IT ALL COMES BACK
TO ARTHUR.
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* WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT
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* BETWEEN THE MOON
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* AND NEW YORK CITY
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(knocking on door)
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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TIME TO COME CLEAN.
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00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,774
TIME TO BEAR MY SOUL.
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00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,978
TIME TO TELL YOU
THAT I, LIKE YOU,
AM AN ALIEN.
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IMPOSSIBLE.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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GOOD LORD.
SO YOU ARE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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NO, BUT, UH...
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NOW THAT YOU KNOW
I'M AN ALIEN,
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YOU'LL STOP
SEEING MARY, RIGHT?
227
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,525
WHY SHOULD
I DO THAT?
228
00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:55,863
WELL, BECAUSE
OF THE ALIENS' CODE...
229
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,267
WHICH STATES THAT ALIENS
CANNOT STEAL GIRLFRIENDS
FROM OTHER ALIENS.
230
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,534
YOU JUST
MADE THAT UP.
231
00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:01,469
I DID NOT.
DID.
232
00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:02,170
DID.
DID NOT.
233
00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:03,971
DID NOT.
DID TOO.
234
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,439
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
235
00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:07,275
WHO ENFORCES
THIS CODE
OF YOURS?
236
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:10,077
BEFORE I ANSWER THAT,
MAY I ASK YOU:
237
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,413
WHAT IS THE SINGLE THING
THAT FRIGHTENS YOU THE MOST?
238
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,015
OH, I SUPPOSE
A SHARK ATTACK.
239
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,517
WELL, COINCIDENTALLY,
240
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:20,321
THE CODE IS ENFORCED
BY A SQUADRON OF SHARKS.
241
00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,989
SHARKS?
OH, I LOVE SHARKS.
242
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,458
BUT YOU JUST SAID
THAT YOU HATED SHARKS.
243
00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,959
WELL, I MUST HAVE
MISUNDERSTOOD
THE QUESTION.
244
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,828
STOP WORRYING.
I DIDN'T COME
ALL THE WAY TO EARTH
245
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,097
FOR YOUR SLOPPY
SECONDS, AND SINCE
YOU'RE AN ALIEN,
246
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,765
I CAN EXPLAIN
IT TO YOU.
247
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:36,237
YOU SEE, I'M USING
MARY AS A COVER
FOR MY MASTER PLAN
248
00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,939
TO DEVOLVE
ALL HUMAN BEINGS
INTO MONKEYS.
249
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,874
OH, WHAT A RELIEF.
250
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,444
I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE
TO SLEEP WITH MY LADY.
251
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,379
HEH HEH HEH.
252
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,847
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MONKEYS?
253
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,383
I'M GOING TO DEVOLVE
ALL HUMAN BEINGS
INTO MONKEYS,
254
00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,585
YOU SEE, AND THEN
TURN THE EARTH INTO
255
00:10:51,619 --> 00:10:55,155
A GIANT THEME PARK
CALLED "PLANET
MONKEY WORLD."
256
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,392
PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
257
00:10:58,426 --> 00:11:00,093
BUT THAT'S APPALLING.
258
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,495
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?
259
00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:03,331
I WEEP FOR HUMANS.
260
00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:04,732
HAS MARY AGREED TO THIS?
261
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,300
YES, ALTHOUGH
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ALL THE DETAILS,
262
00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:09,069
LIKE THE END
OF THE WORLD,
ET CETERA.
263
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,137
I'M SORRY, LIAM,
264
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,540
BUT I AM TELLING MARY
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
265
00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:13,641
IN THAT CASE,
I SHALL BE FORCED
266
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,143
TO TELL HER THAT
YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
267
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,345
IT'S NOT FAIR.
268
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:19,713
YOU'VE HAD MORE TIME
TO THINK THIS OUT THAN I HAVE.
269
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,550
THIS IS AWFULLY GOOD,
YOU KNOW.
270
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,922
WELL, THANK YOU ALL VERY
MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
271
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,525
AS YOU REPRESENT
OUR TARGETED
ALIEN CONSUMERS,
272
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,861
ANY SUGGESTIONS YOU HAVE
IN THIS FOCUS GROUP
273
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,729
WILL BE
VERY MUCH APPRECIATED.
274
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,930
BACK IN A MOMENT.
THANK YOU.
275
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,667
NOW, REMEMBER...
276
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,634
DON'T HOLD BACK.
277
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,703
IT'S VITAL
TO THE SURVIVAL
OF THE HUMAN RACE
278
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,605
THAT YOU TELL HIM
HOW MUCH YOU HATE
THIS PLAN.
279
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,607
OK.
YEAH, GOT IT. OK.
280
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:51,345
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU
PLANET MONKEY WORLD.
281
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:52,580
[ALL BOO]
282
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:55,783
WOW.
MMM.
283
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,717
LAME. LAME!
284
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,918
WELL, HEAR ME OUT
285
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,354
I MEAN PLANET MONKEY WORLD IS
BASED ON A SIMPLE PREMISE,
286
00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:02,756
MONKEYS ARE FUNNY
287
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,826
IMAGINE YOU'RE BEING DRIVEN IN A
CAB BY A HUMAN BEING
288
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,329
NOW IMAGINE THE CAB DRIVER IS A
MONKEY
289
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:11,231
PICTURE BETHOVEN'S FIFTH
OF CARNEGIE HALL
290
00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:12,566
BORING.. NOW
291
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,869
PICTURE IT PLAYED BY
120 CLASSICALLY
TRAINED MONKEYS.
292
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,371
HA HA HA
293
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:19,873
YOU GO TO A STORE BUY A
MONKEY WRENCH AND IT'S
SOLD TO YOU BY A MONKEY
294
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,908
AWFULLY HANDY.
295
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,644
NOW, ANY QUESTIONS.
296
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,812
YES.
297
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,014
UH, WILL THE MONKEY'S
HAVE MONKEY BOOBS
OR HUMAN BOOBS?
298
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,516
GOOD QUESTION.
GOOD QUESTION.
299
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,984
MY GUT TELLS ME
HUMAN.
300
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,921
NICE.
OH, DAMN.
301
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:34,922
HARRY, YOU HAD
YOUR HAND UP?
302
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,460
OH, NO.
TOMMY COVERED IT.
303
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:43,664
JUST HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO TURN THE HUMANS
INTO MONKEYS?
304
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:48,636
WITH THIS APEMAKER 3000,
A SPECIES TRANSMORPHING
DEVICE.
305
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,137
NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE
TO COME UP WITH
306
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,906
SOME IDEAS
FOR THE NEW TERRITORIES
OF PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
307
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:53,641
All: I DO!
308
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:54,842
NOW, WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO DO
309
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,278
IS WE'RE THROWING
MONKEY-RELATED WORDS
INTO EXISTING NAMES.
310
00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:01,214
YOU SEE? SO, MISSISSIPPI
BECOMES BANANA-SIPPI,
311
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,216
OR MISSOURI BECOMES
BANANA-SOURI.
312
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,586
SEE? APPARENTLY SIMPLE.
WHAT ABOUT CALIFORNIA.
313
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,457
OH, I KNOW!
MONKEY CALIFORNIA.
314
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,861
IT'S A BIT ON THE NOSE
ISN'T IT, DICK?
315
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,762
BANANA-FORNIA.
316
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,029
VERY GOOD.
TOMMY'S GOT IT.
317
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,130
IT'S
A LUCKY GUESS.
318
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,098
IT'S NOT A LUCKY GUESS.
319
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,700
YOU JUST PUT BANANA
IN FRONT OF ALL THE NAMES.
320
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,202
WELL, NOT
NECESSARILY. BANANA
IS A COMMON THEME,
321
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,704
BUT WE LIKE
TO MIX IT UP A BIT.
322
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,238
ANYONE ELSE?
323
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:29,176
OK, UM, HOW ABOUT
OPPOSABLE-THUMB-SYLVANIA?
324
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,143
THERE YOU GO!
325
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,112
DIAN-FOSSEY-CHUSETTS.
326
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,581
MARVELOUS!
327
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:37,485
CRAP-THROWER-ZONA.
328
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,720
YES, WE MAY HAVE
TO CLEAN IT UP A BIT,
BUT I LIKE THE IDEA.
329
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:45,025
UH...NORTH
MONKEY-KOTA.
330
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,193
NO.
331
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,561
SOUTH MONKEY-KOTA.
332
00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:50,330
BRILLIANT! VERY GOOD
333
00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:52,933
LOOK I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I
GET TO NAME A TERRITORY
334
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,869
SO LET'S GET A COFFEE RUN GOING
IT MIGHT BE A LONG NIGHT
335
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,872
NEW MONKEY-EXICO?
336
00:13:58,906 --> 00:13:59,940
Liam: NO, NO, NO.
337
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,141
CURIOUS GEORGIA.
338
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:01,675
MARVELOUS!
339
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,552
AND ON A FINAL NOTE,
MY FRIENDS, MY COLLEAGUES,
340
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,987
ON THE BICYCLE
THAT IS MY SUCCESS,
341
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,389
YOU ARE THE TRAINING WHEELS
342
00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:17,558
GUIDING ME DOWN
THAT BIKE PATH
343
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,159
TOWARD MY DREAM.
344
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,961
COULD SHE BE
ANY MORE POMPOUS?
345
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,163
YES. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN HER FIRST DRAFT.
346
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,099
SHE COMPARED HERSELF
TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
347
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,969
AND HE DID NOT
COME OFF WELL.
348
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,904
MAYBE IF WE LEAVE NOW,
SHE WON'T NOTICE.
349
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,673
AND IF EVER
ANY OF YOU NEED
350
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,909
A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION,
CALL ME.
351
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,911
DICK, YOU MISSED
MY FAREWELL SPEECH.
352
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,112
LISTEN, MARY, I...
353
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,981
I THINK IT WOULD
BE A HUGE MISTAKE
354
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,516
FOR YOU TO TAKE
THIS JOB WITH LIAM.
355
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,618
THIS IS SO TYPICAL.
356
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,488
I FINALLY
GET THE OPPORTUNITY
TO MAKE SOME MONEY
357
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:48,622
AT A JOB I LOVE,
358
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:51,859
AND YOU WANT ME SHACKLED
TO THIS FLEABAG COLLEGE
359
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,260
AND A DEAD-END RELATIONSHIP.
360
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,329
OH REALLY?!
DO PEOPLE IN A DEAD-END
RELATIONSHIP
361
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,399
BUY AN AB-ROLLER
TOGETHER?
362
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,204
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
OF LIAM.
363
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,907
NO, MARY.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
364
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,642
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT.
365
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:13,280
LIAM IS...NOT WHAT
HE APPEARS TO BE.
366
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:19,019
OH, RIGHT.
HE'S NOT SUAVE OR BRILLIANT
OR INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC.
367
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,821
MARY, IF THOSE THINGS
WERE IMPORTANT TO YOU,
368
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,155
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SAID SOMETHING!
369
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,925
I'M NOT A MIND READER,
YOU KNOW!
370
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,227
FACE IT, DICK.
371
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,497
I'M TAKING THIS JOB.
372
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:33,166
IT'S MARY ALBRIGHT'S TURN
TO CLIMB TO NEW HEIGHTS.
373
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,670
OH, MARY.
374
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:41,809
WITH 4 HANDS
AND A PREHENSILE TAIL,
375
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:44,645
IT'LL BE A FAST TRIP.
376
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,383
OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE.
377
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,053
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SOME WAY TO STOP LIAM.
378
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,188
HIS PLAN WILL
OBLITERATE HUMANITY.
379
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,990
IF ONLY HE WASN'T
SO COLD-HEARTED.
380
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,527
IF ONLY HE CARED
ABOUT PEOPLE AND
EARTH LIKE WE DO.
381
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,930
WAIT.
TOMMY, THAT'S IT!
382
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,932
LIAM IS
IN A HUMAN BODY,
383
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,266
HE MUST HAVE
HUMAN EMOTIONS.
384
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,535
WE CAN EXPLOIT THAT.
385
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,402
YEAH, IF WE GET HIM
TO FEEL SYMPATHY FOR HUMANS,
386
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,772
MAYBE HE'LL THINK TWICE
ABOUT TURNING THEM INTO MONKEYS.
387
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,406
FOCUS GROUP, PLEASE.
FOCUS GROUP.
388
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,944
NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
$7.00 TOO MUCH FOR THIS?
389
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,613
$7.00?
390
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,682
I'LL TAKE 2.
391
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,350
LIAM.
392
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,720
PLANET MONKEY WORLD
IS A FANTASTIC IDEA,
393
00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:29,990
BUT IT'S MISSING
SOMETHING ESSENTIAL.
394
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,191
NOW, DON'T SAY
BLUEGRASS MUSIC,
395
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,127
'CAUSE THAT'LL BE COVERED
AT THE COUNTRY
MONKEY JAMBOREE.
396
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,898
NO. NO, NO,
YOU'RE MISSING
THE REAL EARTH,
397
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,101
LIKE THE HAPPINESS
IN A CHILD'S EYES
398
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,538
WHEN A LOVING
PARENT TUCKS HIM IN
SAFE AT NIGHT.
399
00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:47,941
OR THE WONDER
OF 2 YOUNG LOVERS
400
00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:49,509
AS THEY STROLL
DOWN THE BEACH
401
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,812
DREAMING OF
WHAT IS YET TO BE.
402
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,515
OR THE QUIET CONTENTMENT
OF A COUPLE IN THEIR
AUTUMN YEARS
403
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:58,819
AS THEY SIT
AND REFLECT ON A LIFE
WELL SPENT TOGETHER.
404
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,054
OR HOOKERS.
405
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:07,861
CHEAP, PAINTED HOOKERS.
406
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,797
I SEE. YOU'RE...
407
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,132
YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE ME FEEL
SOMETHING FOR HUMANITY
408
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,602
SO THAT
I'LL BAG THE WHOLE
MONKEY WORLD PLAN.
409
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,436
WELL, LET ME JUST CHECK.
410
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:19,907
NO. NOTHING.
SORRY.
411
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,709
WELL, WE TRIED.
412
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,677
I GUESS I'M GOING
TO GO WATCH ARTHUR.
413
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:26,213
BEFORE ARTHUR
TURNS INTO A MONKEY.
414
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,380
WELL, I'M OFF.
415
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,548
GOOD-BYE, LIAM.
416
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:31,418
THE GREATEST PRIVILEGE
ONE HAS ON EARTH
417
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,955
IS THE CHANCE
TO FEEL THE BOND
OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE.
418
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:39,059
I'M ONLY SORRY THAT YOU
NEVER GOT TO FEEL IT.
419
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,028
YUCK. WELL, UM--
420
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,431
[ARTHUR THEME PLAYS]
421
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,298
WHAT'S THAT SONG?
422
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,234
OH, THAT'S THE THEME
FROM ARTHUR.
423
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,301
OH, IT'S CATCHY.
424
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,369
ANYWAY, YOU WON'T
FIND ME FALLING
425
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,472
FOR ANY OF THAT
SENTIMENTAL NONSENSE.
NO, NO.
426
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,440
ARTHUR, EH?
427
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,844
YEAH. HE'S A RICH MAN
WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM.
428
00:17:56,877 --> 00:18:00,981
HUH. WELL, ANYWAY,
WHEN I SET OFF TO DO
SOMETHING, I DO IT.
429
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,851
* ARTHUR, HE DOES
AS HE PLEASES *
430
00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:07,855
YOU SEE? JUST LIKE ARTHUR,
I DO AS I PLEASE.
431
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:11,659
* AND DEEP IN HIS HEART
HE'S JUST *
432
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,827
* HE'S JUST A BOY
433
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:16,096
I'VE ALWAYS FANCIED
THAT AT HEART I'M A CHILD.
434
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,299
TELL ME, HE HAS
A DRINKING PROBLEM, HAS HE?
435
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,902
* HE'S SHOWING HIMSELF
A PRETTY GOOD TIME *
436
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,336
WELL, WITH A HEALTHY
ATTITUDE LIKE THAT,
437
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,437
HE MUST HAVE
A REASONABLE CHANCE
438
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,639
OF BEATING
THIS ALCOHOL THING.
439
00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:27,808
I MEAN, IS HE IN IT
ALONE? WHAT?
440
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:32,913
OH, NO, HE'S GOT THE LOVE
OF LIZA MINNELLI TO HELP HIM
THROUGH IT.
441
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,482
YOU KNOW, THAT HAPPENED
TO ME RECENTLY.
442
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,751
THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.
THIS SONG IS
ALL ABOUT ME,
443
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,821
AND SUDDENLY I FEEL
THIS ODD MIX OF JOY
AND SORROW,
444
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:44,357
OF HOPE AND DESPAIR,
OF TRIUMPH AND TRAGEDY.
445
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,525
YEAH. IT'S--IT'S...
446
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,729
LIAM, THAT'S--
THAT'S HUMANITY.
447
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:49,697
BUT IT'S WONDERFUL.
448
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,898
DOES THIS MEAN
THAT--THAT...
449
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:53,033
YOU'RE SCRAPPING
PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
450
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,367
OH, SCREW
PLANET MONKEY WORLD!
451
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:58,405
I MEAN, I FEEL SO ALIVE!
452
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,412
GUYS, WE DID IT!
453
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,549
WHOO!
454
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,551
HARRY.
455
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,356
OH, DICK?
456
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,158
LIAM!
457
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,828
ARE YOU HERE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE?
WANT A HUG?
458
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:23,897
NO. I JUST CAME
BY TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT PLANS HAVE CHANGED A BIT.
459
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,365
THEY HAVE? HOW?
460
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,867
WELL, I'M LEANING
TOWARDS GOING AHEAD
461
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,535
WITH THIS
PLANET MONKEY WORLD
THING AGAIN.
462
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,503
BUT--BUT WHAT ABOUT
LAST NIGHT?
463
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,272
OH, LAST NIGHT
WAS BEAUTIFUL.
464
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,808
I FELT THINGS HERE
I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE
IN MY LIFE.
465
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:38,178
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL,
BUT I SLEPT ON IT, AND...
466
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,847
IT DOESN'T REALLY
HOLD UP, YOU KNOW.
467
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,215
SO, PLANET MONKEY WORLD
IS A GO.
468
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,583
I THOUGHT I'D
START HERE AT PENDELTON.
469
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,719
HAVE YOU GOT
A CAMPUS MAP ANYWHERE?
470
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:47,254
UH...UH...
471
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,157
[FALSETTO]
* ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
YOU FIND HER *
472
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,993
* SOMEONE WHO TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
473
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,096
* AND NEXT THING
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN LOVE *
474
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,999
OH, I'M OVER
ALL THAT ARTHUR
NONSENSE.
475
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,567
I THINK HE'S
A TERRIBLE WANKER.
476
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,902
AHA!
477
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,737
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
478
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:04,905
THAT'S NOT
THE REAL DEVOLVER.
479
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,239
DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
480
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,008
TO GIVE YOU
THE REAL DEVOLVER?
481
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,609
THIS IS
THE REAL DEVOLVER.
482
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,611
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
CAN I SEE IT?
483
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,545
MM-HMM.
484
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,613
AHA!
485
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,048
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
486
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:17,450
I SAID, "DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
487
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,886
TO GIVE YOU
THE REAL DEVOLVER?"
488
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:20,888
THE REAL DEVOLVER'S
IN MY PANTS POCKET.
489
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:23,590
UH, SEE?
490
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,425
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S THE REAL DEVOLVER?
491
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,359
WHAT?
492
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,861
WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS
IN YOUR PANTS POCKET,
493
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,697
BUT THEN YOU GOT
IT OUT OF YOUR JACKET POCKET.
494
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,232
SO I DID...
495
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,334
IT'S RATHER
EMBARRASSING.
496
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,502
I SEEM TO HAVE
LOST TRACK
497
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,437
OF THE REAL
DEVOLVER.
498
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,072
DO EITHER OF YOURS
SAY "REAL DEVOLVER"
499
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,808
ON THE TOP THERE
IN YELLOW LETTERS?
500
00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:42,109
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
501
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,377
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.
502
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,447
HOW ON EARTH
DID THAT HAPPEN?
503
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,748
WHERE'S
THE OTHER ONE?
504
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:49,950
I TOOK
THE LABEL OFF,
505
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,318
AND I PUT IT
IN THE FRIDGE.
506
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,453
DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH,
HOLD THAT ONE FOR YOU?
507
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,922
YES, IF YOU WOULD.
508
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,089
UM, OH, I REMEMBER.
509
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,257
THEN I TOOK IT
OUT OF THE FRIDGE,
510
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,192
AND I PUT IT
IN THERE 'CAUSE
I HAD MY WALLET
511
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:02,863
IN MY PANTS POCKET,
SO IT'S IN--IT'S
IN THE...
512
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,335
OH, COULD
I HAVE THAT?
513
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,037
STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
514
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:12,973
GOOD-BYE, LIAM.
515
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,008
OH, I SAY...
516
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,113
OHH!
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