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Dick: MARY?!
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MARY!
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LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE
WITH MY COOL,
NEW CAMERA.
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OH, NO. QUIT IT!
I ALWAYS LOOK TERRIBLE
IN THOSE PICTURES.
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BUT THESE ARE STICKY!
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DICK, I'M TRYING
TO WORK HERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR NEW TOY OUTSIDE?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HERE.
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LET'S DO THE MANY MOODS
OF MARY ALBRIGHT.
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ANGRY....
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ANGRY...
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OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ANGRY.
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LET'S MOVE ON TO IMPISH.
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THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
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WHERE'S IMPISH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE ARE ABOUT TO GET
INTO A HUGE FIGHT.
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OH, IF THAT'S THE CASE,
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I BETTER PUT IN
A NEW ROLL OF FILM.
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I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE
ON FOR TONIGHT?
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NO, UM, I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF.
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WHAT?
YEAH. YEAH.
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THIS WILL BE GREAT.
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UM, LET'S JUST TALK
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
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AND I'LL HAVE
SOME TIME TO MYSELF
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AND YOU'LL HAVE SOME TIME
TO BREAK YOUR NEW CAMERA.
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BUT, MARY--
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NINA!
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DID YOU HEAR
ANY OF THAT?
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UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
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I COULDN'T FIND
MY WALKMAN IN TIME.
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SO IS THIS THE BEGINNING
OF THE END FOR ME AND MARY?
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NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
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TAKING TIME APART IS
WHAT HEALTHY COUPLES DO.
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THAT'S WHY YOU TWO
HAVE NEVER DONE IT.
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BUT, NINA--
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SO, DICK, WHAT ARE
YOU AND ALBRIGHT
DOING TONIGHT?
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WHAT ALL HEALTHY
COUPLES ARE DOING...
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SPENDING TIME APART.
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Harry: I KNOW. I KNOW.
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HARRY, YOU'RE SOAKING.
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WELL, I WENT FOR A WALK
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AND GOT CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN,
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AND SO I CALLED 911.
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DON GAVE ME A RIDE HOME.
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WELL,
I WAS GLAD TO DO IT,
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BUT WHEN I FILE
MY PAPERWORK,
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YOU'RE A RUNAWAY GIRL
WHO TURNED HER LIFE AROUND
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AFTER SOME STRAIGHT TALK
FROM A CARING COP.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER
THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
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WELL, SEE YOU LATER,
SALLY.
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BYE, HON.
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HARRY!
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YOU WENT WALKING IN THE RAIN
IN MY NEW SUEDE JACKET?!
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WELL, THE GUY
ON CHANNEL 10 SAID
IT WAS GONNA BE SUNNY,
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AND I'M EXPERIMENTING
WITH THE BUTTONS
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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YOU JACKASS!
THOSE IDIOTS ON TV
CAN'T PREDICT THE WEATHER.
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BUT THEY ARE VERY GOOD
WITH THE LOTTO NUMBERS.
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DICK, THIS COAT
COST ME 400 BUCKS.
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WE ARE GOING DOWN THERE.
SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR IT.
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WELL,
IF YOU CAN DO THAT,
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THEN I'LL GO HALFSIES
ON YOUR NEW BLOUSE,
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'CAUSE THAT RAN
LIKE A SON OF A GUN.
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WOW.
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THE CHANNEL 10
NEWS SET.
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THIS IS ALMOST
LIKE BEING THERE.
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HARRY, WE ARE THERE.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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I'M A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED.
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WHAT CAN WE DO
FOR YOU FOLKS?
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ARE YOU THE IDIOT
WHO DOES THE WEATHER?
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NO. HE'S THE IDIOT
WHO DOES THE NEWS.
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WAIT A SECOND.
I KNOW YOU.
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YOU'RE, UH,
YOU'RE...
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I'M CHAZ MONTANA.
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NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
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GIVE ME A MINUTE.
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CHAZ MONTANA?
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THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?
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YES.
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OK. LOOK, MONTANA,
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YOU DOPES PREDICTED
CLEAR SKIES,
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AND MY BROTHER HERE
GOT CAUGHT IN A DOWNPOUR.
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HEY, WERE YOU
IN FLASHDANCE?
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WHATEVER. LOOK.
YOUR STUPID FORECAST
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RUINED THE BEST JACKET
I EVER OWNED.
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MISS, WE DON'T HAVE
A BIG WEATHER BUDGET
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LIKE THE OTHER
STATIONS.
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WE JUST PULL
OUR FORECAST
OFF THE INTERNET.
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IT'S REALLY COOL.
YOU JUST TYPE IN
YOUR ZIP CODE--
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SAVE IT.
RIGHT.
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LOOK AT THAT
SATELLITE PHOTO.
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ANY IDIOT KNOWS
THAT AN OCCLUDED FRONT
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HOVERING OVER
THE TWIN COUNTIES
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WILL NOT GENERATE
PRECIPITATION
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PROVIDED THE DEW POINT
DOESN'T SPIKE,
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BUT LOOK,
IT'S SPIKING.
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HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT?
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OH, I'M TRAINED
TO KNOW THAT.
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YOU CAN JEOPARDIZE
YOUR OWN SECURITY
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BY NOT BEING
CONSTANTLY AWARE OF
ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS.
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I TOTALLY AGREE.
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NO. NOT FLASHDANCE.
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YOU WERE ON
THE NEW FAME!
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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HERE IS HOW IT'S GONNA
GO DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
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EITHER I GET PAID IN FULL
FOR MY JACKET,
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OR I AM WALKING OUT OF HERE
WITH THAT ACTION NEWS DESK.
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I'VE GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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YOU GOT MORE KNOWLEDGE
AND TRAINING
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THAN ANYONE WE HAVE.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
OUR NEW WEATHER GIRL?
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ME?
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ON TV?
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OK.
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OOH, DICK,
I GOT A JOB.
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I'M THE NEW WEATHER GIRL
DOWN AT CHANNEL 10.
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ISN'T THAT COOL?
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YEAH, AND I'VE GOT
SOME NEWS FOR YOU, TOO.
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THIS IS GUY NIGHT,
SO CIAO, CHICKIE.
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THANKS FOR
YOUR SUPPORT.
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HARRY!
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COME ON IN HERE,
WILL YA?
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HARRY, THIS TIME
APART FROM MARY
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IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU,
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LIKE WE USED TO.
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I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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AH, THAT'S HOW MUCH
FUN WE HAD.
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OH. WELL, SHOULD I GO
GET SOME BEERS?
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NAH, UH-UH-UH.
NO NEED.
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I'VE GOT A WHOLE PITCHER
OF MAI TAIS RIGHT HERE.
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MARY'S FAVORITE.
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LOOK. I'VE EVEN
GOT PARASOLS.
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THERE YOU GO.
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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WITH MARY, IT'S ALL
ABOUT CANDLELIGHT,
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BUT NOT FOR US GUYS.
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THAT'S WHY I GOT
PAPER LANTERNS.
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YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD
WITH THE OVERHEADS.
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HARRY,
DO YOU LOVE JAZZ?
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UH...
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SOFT, SMOOTH GUY-JAZZ?
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[SOFT JAZZ PLAYING]
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HERE. SIT, SIT.
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NO. NO. NO. NO.
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ON THE FLOOR. HERE.
UNDER THE QUILT.
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DOWN THE HATCH,
DUDE.
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HEY.
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THIS FEELS SO RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO THINK
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THAT MAYBE WE NEED
A COUPLE OF DAYS APART.
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NO!
YEAH.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
WITH YOUR CAMERA?
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I ALREADY BROKE IT.
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SALLY?
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THERE'S THE TEENIEST
OF WARMING TRENDS
ON ITS WAY,
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BUT IS IT TIME
TO BREAK OUT
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OUR COCOA BUTTER
AND ESPADRILLES?
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ONLY I KNOW FOR SURE,
BECAUSE I'M SALLY STORM.
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AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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THAT WAS GREAT!
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NOW, THE KEY TO
DRAWING IN AN AUDIENCE
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IS FOR YOU AND CHAZ
TO HAVE THAT WITTY,
ON-AIR BANTER.
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BUT IT'S GOT TO BE GENUINE.
THE FOLKS AT HOME LOVE IT
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IF YOU AND I ARE
REALLY GOOD BUDDIES.
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OK. UH, GENUINE
BUDDY-BANTER COMING UP.
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IN 5, 4, 3, 2...
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HERE'S SALLY
WITH THE FORECAST.
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THANKS, CHAZ-BO.
WELL, TOMORROW
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THE TEMPERATURES
WILL BE IN THE LOW 50s,
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AND WE'LL BE GOING
FROM FREEZY TO BREEZY
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AS THIS SHIFT
WILL BRING ABOUT
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A SLIGHT BIT OF WIND
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TO THE SOUTHWEST QUADRANT
OF RUTHERFORD.
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ACTUALLY, CHAZ, IT'LL
BE MORE LIKE A ZEPHYR.
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WOW. SO, A LITTLE WINDY,
HUH, SAL?
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OH, VERY WINDY, CHAZ.
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SO YOU BETTER DOUBLE UP
ON THAT GLUE YOU USE
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TO HOLD YOUR WIG
IN PLACE.
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NO. NO, IT ISN'T.
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[RING]
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HELLO.
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HELLO. DID YOU CALL?
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BECAUSE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
I DON'T HAVE A THING ON.
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I DIDN'T CALL.
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A-ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE THE PHONE RANG.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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DICK!
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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I'M WATCHING A FILM.
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OH! IS IT A FILM
THAT WE SAW TOGETHER
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AND YOU'RE WATCHING IT
BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU
OF ME?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
IT'S DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO.
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I'M HANGING UP NOW.
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NO, NO. NO, MARY, WAIT.
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THERE'S...
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO ASK YOU.
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WELL, QUICKLY!
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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IF ONLY SHE LOOKED AT ME
THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT
DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO.
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Sally, on TV: HA HA HA.
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WELCOME BACK.
I'M SALLY STORM,
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AND THIS IS THE
ACCU-WEATHER FORECAST.
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SALLY, LOOKIN' GOOD!
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SO, MR. HAPPY SUN
WILL HIT
LIKE A LEAD PIPE
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ON THE SOFT CARTILAGE
OF RUTHERFORD'S NOSE,
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CREATING
A 2.5 MILE PER HOUR
BREEZE
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THAT'LL TRAVEL
DOWN ELM STREET,
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BANK OFF CITY HALL,
AND DISSIPATE
INTO THE PARK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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Chaz: ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO BE
THAT SPECIFIC, SALLY?
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WELL, WAS I RIGHT
TODAY, CHAZ?
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WELL, YES.
YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
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EVERY FORECAST.
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NO!
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IN FACT, I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYONE PREDICT
THE WEATHER SO ACCURATELY.
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AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
A GROWN MAN THROW UP
TO KEEP HIS WEIGHT DOWN,
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BUT IT SEEMS TO BE
WORKING FOR YOU, CHAZ.
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[RING]
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HELLO.
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HELLO, MARY?
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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SALLY?
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HEY.
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I SAW YOUR
BROADCAST.
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WE HAVE TO TALK.
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I CAN'T. I GOTTA GET
THESE CHARTS TOGETHER
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
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SALLY, IT'S OVER.
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WHAT? WHY?
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YOU'RE TOO ACCURATE.
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THEY'RE GONNA BE
ONTO US.
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DICK, I CANNOT QUIT.
I HAVE WHAT WE IN THIS
BUSINESS CALL HEAT.
234
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:35,669
AND YOU'LL FEEL HEAT
WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE FBI's
GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS.
235
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,740
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY HAVE ONE.
236
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,176
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV.
237
00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,244
SALLY, MAYBE
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
238
00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:46,680
ABOUT THE DICK SOLOMON
GOOD-TIME HOUR?
239
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,282
I HAVE WORK TO DO, OK?
240
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,350
SALLY, YOU WILL NOT--
241
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,185
OH, MY GOD...
WHAT?
242
00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:52,686
LOOK AT THIS.
243
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,556
WHEN THIS MOIST GULF AIR
COLLIDES WITH THIS
CANADIAN COLD FRONT
244
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,591
AND THIS ALBERTA CLIPPER
HAS HER WAY,
245
00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:00,361
A SERIES OF TORNADOS
WILL LEVEL...
246
00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,029
ALL OF RUTHERFORD.
247
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,197
OUCH.
248
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:04,465
I GOTTA WARN 'EM.
249
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,235
NO. YOU ARE
A SECURITY OFFICER FIRST
AND A WEATHER GIRL SECOND!
250
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:09,203
YOU CANNOT COMPROMISE
THIS MISSION!
251
00:11:09,237 --> 00:11:10,838
NO ONE ELSE CAN PREDICT
THESE TORNADOS!
252
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,806
THE OTHER STATIONS
WILL GET IT ALL WRONG!
253
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,977
THAT'S BECAUSE THE ALIENS
WHO WORK ON THOSE STATIONS ARE
KEEPING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!
254
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,449
DICK, LISTEN TO ME.
255
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,651
AT 9:05
TOMORROW NIGHT,
256
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,786
THERE WILL BE
A CATASTROPHIC
WEATHER EVENT,
257
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,054
AND PEOPLE
WILL GET HURT!
258
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,558
YOU KNOW WE ARE FORBIDDEN
TO CHANGE THE COURSE
OF HUMAN EVENTS.
259
00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:33,193
NOW YOU WILL STAND
IN FRONT OF THOSE CAMERAS,
SMILE YOUR BIGGEST SMILE,
260
00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:36,330
AND PREDICT SUNNY SKIES
AND MILD TEMPERATURES!
261
00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:38,232
ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO TAKE A DIVE?
262
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:41,302
I'M NOT ASKING, LIEUTENANT,
I'M TELLING.
IT'S AN ORDER.
263
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,278
OK, NOW THAT THAT'S OVER,
CAN WE TALK ABOUT MARY?
264
00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:52,212
'CAUSE I'M FEELING KIND
OF BLUE.
265
00:11:58,519 --> 00:11:59,720
OH, WOW!
THIS IS GREAT, DICK!
266
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,922
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
THAT PENDELTON
HAD A BOMB SHELTER?
267
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,057
UH, THE SAME WAY I FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE AIRPORT.
268
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,728
MARY AND I SNUCK IN HERE
FOR A NOONER.
269
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,096
SO WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO,
270
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,032
JUST COME DOWN HERE
AND LIVE WHILE THE REST
OF RUTHERFORD PERISHES?
271
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,967
NO, NO.
WE'LL INVITE PEOPLE.
272
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:14,935
WE JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE THEM
273
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,470
TO SPEND A NIGHT IN
AN ABANDONED BOMB SHELTER
274
00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:18,105
WITHOUT GETTING THEM
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.
275
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,641
HMM, WELL, UH, I MEAN,
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
276
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,276
WE COULD PROBABLY PACK
IN, LIKE, 20 PEOPLE.
277
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,112
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I DO NOT WANT
A SWEAT FEST.
278
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,281
YEAH. NO-CAN-DO, HARRY.
279
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,850
I TELL YOU WHAT, LET'S ALL
JUST CHOOSE ONE PERSON.
280
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,019
YEAH. YEAH. SOMEBODY
WITH PRACTICAL SKILLS
281
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,487
THAT WE'LL NEED
TO SURVIVE.
282
00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,722
OOH. HOW ABOUT
THE PLUMBER?
283
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,189
I DON'T KNOW.
WE OWE HIM MONEY.
284
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,158
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
285
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,860
WE NEED TO SAVE OUR LOVED ONES.
286
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,762
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,
287
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,665
ABOUT US NOT CHANGING
THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS?
288
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,267
OH, COME ON, SALLY.
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT SAVING MARY AND DON
289
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,869
WILL MAKE A BEAN'S WORTH
OF DIFFERENCE?
290
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,970
OH, YEAH.
GOOD POINT.
291
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,772
SO, HARRY, WHO
ARE YOU BRINGING?
292
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,240
ME? OH!
293
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,175
WELL,
I'M BRINGING...
294
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,111
FLEMPY JORGENSEN.
295
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:02,983
BECAUSE EVERYTHING
THAT FLEMPY DOES IS
JUST SPANKY-DOODLE-DOO.
296
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,559
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
297
00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:14,428
WHY DO YOU REFUSE
TO RESPECT MY WISHES?
298
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:17,765
MARY, PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR AN EVENING OF PASSION,
299
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,834
ROMANCE, AND DRIED BEEF
AS TENDER AS THE NIGHT.
300
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,005
I HAVE PLANS!
I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES
WITH NINA.
301
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,407
TELL HER WE'LL
BRING HER ALONG.
302
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,342
AND THEN WE'LL
"ACCIDENTALLY"
303
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,277
FORGET
TO PICK HER UP.
304
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,945
OK. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
305
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,347
I JUST WANT TO CHECK MY DOOR.
306
00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:35,949
TELL ME IF IT MAKES
A LOUD BANG.
307
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,153
IT DOES.
308
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:47,695
ON A LIGHTER NOTE,
THE FAIRGROUNDS
WELCOMED BIG BESSY,
309
00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:50,364
A GUERNSEY FROM TOLEDO
WHO CAPTURED THE BLUE RIBBON
310
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:53,801
TIPPING THE SCALES
AT 1,200 POUNDS.
311
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,503
OOH!
312
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:58,572
THAT IS ONE FAT COW.
313
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:02,910
BUT NOT AS FAT AS THE ONE
GRAZING AT YOUR APARTMENT,
RIGHT, CHAZ?
314
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,145
I--I NEVER SAID
MY MOM WAS FAT.
315
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,314
HA HA HA.
PLAYFUL MINX.
316
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,283
OK, AND NOW FOR
TONIGHT'S FORECAST.
317
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,521
IT WILL BE CLEAR
AND MILD...
318
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:16,356
WITH WINDS--
I MEAN, NO WINDS.
319
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,324
NO WINDS.
320
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,593
UH, CALM, DEAD CALM.
321
00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:22,463
WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS
FOR THE HUNDREDS OF CITIZENS
322
00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:23,864
WHO WILL BE GATHERING
DOWN AT THE PIER
323
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,968
TO CELEBRATE THE RENOVATION
OF OLD DOWNTOWN.
324
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,569
HUNDREDS?
325
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,470
YEAH.
326
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:31,439
WELL, PERHAPS
ALL OF THOSE CITIZENS
327
00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:34,007
GATHERING AT THE PIER
SHOULD BRING, UH,
328
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,375
INFLATABLE PILLOWS.
329
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:41,381
UH, BIG ONES THAT--THAT
THEY COULD PERHAPS USE
AS FLOTATION DEVICES.
330
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,417
INFLATABLE PILLOWS?
THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD THOUGHT.
331
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:44,618
WELL, NOT SO ODD, CHAZ.
332
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:46,353
YOU HAVE ONE
IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM
SHAPED LIKE A GIRL.
333
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,690
I'VE HEARD YOU
TALKING TO IT.
334
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,959
O-OK. THAT'S
A BIG FAT LIE!
335
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,361
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
HAVE A GREAT TOMORROW...
336
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,196
BECAUSE SALLY SAYS SO.
337
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,965
AND WE'RE CLEAR!
338
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,438
OK, SALLY,
WHEN YOU STARTED HERE,
I LIKED YOU.
339
00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:06,974
OK? I WAS ACTUALLY EVEN
THINKING OF ASKING YOU OUT.
340
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,509
BUT YOU BLEW IT, BABY.
341
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,177
DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG, CHAZ?
342
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,244
OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
343
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,313
THE COY LITTLE
"I JUST POPPED OUT
OF AN EGG" ROUTINE
344
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,148
MIGHT'VE WORKED BEFORE,
BUT NO.
345
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:20,688
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE
A SELF-CONCERNED, ARROGANT,
CASTRATING PERSON.
346
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:23,290
OUCH.
347
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,358
CHAZ...
348
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,060
LET ME MAKE IT UP
TO YOU.
349
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,996
WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I GO OUT TONIGHT,
350
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,664
JUST, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER?
351
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,265
WE COULD MEET AT THE PIER.
352
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,901
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
353
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:39,573
WELL, I THOUGHT PERHAPS
WE COULD PLAY A LITTLE GAME
CALLED "TWISTER."
354
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,509
OH!
355
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,244
WELL, I'D BETTER DO
SOME STRETCHES.
356
00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:52,820
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF
THOSE DIVIDER THINGS?
357
00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:54,488
YOU DON'T REALLY
NEED ONE,
358
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,989
'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE
AHEAD OF YOU.
359
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,959
OH, NO, NO, NO. SEE,
I WAS GONNA TAKE THEM
BACK TO MY BUNKER
360
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,061
TO FEND OFF INTRUDERS.
[KARATE SHOUTS]
361
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,031
OH! HA HA! COOL.
362
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,298
SO YOU'RE HAVING
A PARTY?
363
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,100
WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
MORE OF A GATHERING,
YOU KNOW?
364
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,269
JUST US
AND SOME LOVED ONES.
365
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,004
YOU KNOW, MY SISTER'S
SALLY STORM.
366
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,140
THE WEATHER GIRL
WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT?
367
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208
WELL, SHE'S NOT
ALWAYS RIGHT.
368
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,910
SHE DIDN'T PREDICT
THAT I'D BE MEETING
369
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:19,913
A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL
LIKE YOURSELF.
370
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:21,348
HEY, YOU WANNA COME?
371
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,616
I GET OFF AT 8:00.
372
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:25,452
NO, NO.
THE PARTY'S AT 8:00.
373
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,188
YOU'LL GET OFF AT 9:00.
374
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,626
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
375
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,195
I'M GONNA PAY
FOR THESE STEAKS.
376
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,703
THANK GOD
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
377
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,437
I'M OFF THE CLOCK,
AND I'M GOING
TO THE MOVIES.
378
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,706
WITH MARY, I KNOW.
379
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,541
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT
THAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
380
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:52,012
NINA, YOU DO CARE ABOUT
DR. ALBRIGHT'S HEALTH
AND WELL-BEING, DON'T YOU?
381
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,213
YES, I CARE.
382
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,082
THEN YOU NEED TO BRING HER
TO A PLACE TONIGHT
383
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,316
WHERE WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER.
384
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,320
AND OUR LOVE WILL HELP US
DEAL WITH THIS
INEVITABLE DISASTER.
385
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,222
OH, MY GOD.
386
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,424
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AN INTERVENTION?
387
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,260
UH, WELL...
388
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:11,131
UH, Y-YES, NINA.
IT'S AN INTERVENTION.
389
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,833
I KNOW HOW DR. ALBRIGHT
LIKES TO DRINK,
390
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,236
BUT I DIDN'T THINK
IT HAD GOTTEN THIS BAD.
391
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,273
IT HAS.
392
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,310
YOU KNOW, MY CLERGYMAN
HAS A SPECIAL ROOM
AT THE FAMILY CENTER.
393
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,678
AND I'M SURE IT'S LOVELY.
BUT FOR OUR PURPOSES,
394
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:28,481
WE'LL MEET AT AN ABANDONED
BOMB SHELTER BEHIND
THE POLI-SCI BUILDING.
395
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,951
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET HER
TO GO DOWN THERE?
396
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:35,756
UH, WELL, TELL HER
THAT IT'S THE GRAND OPENING
OF A NEW DISCOTHEQUE
397
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:39,059
AND THE FREE SHOOTERS
AND HOT WINGS
STOP AT 9:00 SHARP.
398
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:39,627
GOTCHA.
399
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,595
9:00, REMEMBER.
9:00.
400
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:42,395
SHARP, NINA!
401
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,334
WATER, BATTERIES...
402
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,536
CAT FOOD?!
403
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,171
I'M NOT EATING
CAT FOOD.
404
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,274
I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL STUCK-UP
ABOUT IT, DICK.
405
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,543
SO I GOT YOU FANCY FEAST.
406
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,613
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
407
00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:00,781
DICK!
MARY!
408
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,115
HEY, SALLY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
409
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,583
YEAH. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
410
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,585
WAIT TILL WE'RE
ALL SETTLED, MARY,
411
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,320
THEN I'LL EXPLAIN.
412
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,256
ARE ANY OF HER
RELATIVES COMING?
413
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,291
NO. I HATE THEM.
414
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,293
HI! I'M SORRY
I'M LATE.
415
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,263
I HAD NO IDEA
THERE WAS REALLY
A BOMB SHELTER HERE.
416
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,230
YES, SWEETHEART.
417
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,999
IT WAS BUILT
DURING THE CUBAN
MISSILE CRISIS.
418
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,000
NOW, WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU?
419
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,069
OH, I'M CHERYL
FROM THE MARKET.
420
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,203
HARRY INVITED ME.
421
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,304
OH, HOW NICE OF HIM,
422
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,874
CONSIDERING HE'LL
HAVE TO GIVE YOU
HALF HIS RATIONS.
423
00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:30,377
SHE WILL HAVE THE KIBBLE,
I WILL HAVE THE BITS.
424
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,480
HEY. ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE SALLY STORM
FROM TV.
425
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,648
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
426
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:37,017
BE COOL,
STAY IN SCHOOL.
427
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:41,955
NOW, I SUPPOSE YOU
WOULD ALL LIKE TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE.
428
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,357
YEAH.
429
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,625
DR. ALBRIGHT,
430
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:48,662
PLEASE KNOW THAT
NONE OF US ARE HERE
TO JUDGE YOU.
431
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:51,899
WHY WOULD YOU BE?
432
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,735
WHAT YOU HAVE
IS A DISEASE.
433
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,136
YOU DO?
434
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,370
WELL, COULD WE
CRACK A WINDOW?
435
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,107
I GOT JIMMY BUFFET
TICKETS NEXT TUESDAY.
436
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,242
I'M TALKING
ABOUT HER DRINKING.
437
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,043
MY DRINKING?!
438
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,678
NOW JUST HANG ON.
439
00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:06,179
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU
LOOKED FAMILIAR.
440
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,681
I KNOW YOU
FROM THE SUPERMARKET.
441
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:11,018
YOU'RE THE
WHITE ZINFANDEL LADY.
442
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,154
TH-THEY CALL ME THAT?
443
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,957
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, ALBRIGHT.
444
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,658
YOUR DRINKING DOESN'T
JUST HURT YOU,
445
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,293
IT HURTS EVERYONE
AROUND YOU.
446
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,962
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
447
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,364
I DO NOT HAVE
A DRINKING PROBLEM!
448
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,333
OH, DICK,
IT'S TIME!
449
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,534
HIT THE DIRT,
MARY!
450
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,236
EVERYBODY,
DUCK AND COVER!
451
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,209
I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING.
452
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
453
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,312
EVERYBODY, JUST STAY
WHERE YOU ARE.
454
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,981
CAREFUL!
455
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,017
OH, THERE'S
NO TORNADO.
456
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,118
NO WIND.
457
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:46,787
NOT EVEN
A CLOUD
IN THE SKY!
458
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:50,824
THERE HAS TO BE!
UNLESS YOU--
459
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,161
UNLESS YOU WERE WRONG.
460
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,697
AW...NO...
461
00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:01,534
NOW I GOTTA GO PUSH
CHAZ OFF THE PIER
MYSELF.
462
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,474
I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED.
463
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,778
I START MY WEEKEND
DETERMINED TO SPEND A LITTLE
TIME AWAY FROM YOU,
464
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:13,346
AND I END UP IN
A CINDER-BLOCK CELL
465
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,849
WITH YOU AND
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
466
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:16,850
I MAY HAVE PROBLEMS,
467
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:20,087
BUT THEY HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH ALCOHOL!
468
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:26,226
WELL DONE, PEOPLE!
469
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,494
SHE'S COMPLETELY
RECOVERED.
470
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,197
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
471
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,203
GOOD JOB, SALLY.
472
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,838
YEAH,
REALLY GOOD JOB.
473
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,739
I KNOW.
I ALREADY FEEL
LIKE AN IDIOT.
474
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,074
I JUST DIDN'T
FACTOR IN
475
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:44,144
THE SINGLE-BAND
LAKE EFFECT
OFF MIKFORD POND.
476
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,578
LOSER! OOH-OOH.
477
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,681
LOSER, WHOO-HOO.
478
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,184
I GUESS SOME THINGS
IN LIFE REALLY
ARE UNPREDICTABLE.
479
00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:54,387
I MEAN, THERE ARE FORCES
OUT THERE THAT ARE
GREATER THAN HUMANS.
480
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,488
EVEN GREATER THAN US.
481
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,792
YEP. LIKE ELEPHANTS,
GARLIC, AND SLINKIES.
482
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,394
YOU KNOW, HARRY,
483
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,131
YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO JOIN US OUT
HERE ON THE ROOF.
484
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:05,565
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S UNPREDICTABLE.
485
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,235
MARY WANTING TO TAKE
A BREAK FROM ME.
486
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,637
AND THE FACT
THAT SOMETHING GOOD
ACTUALLY CAME OF IT.
487
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,239
SO, MARY'S OFF
THE SAUCE, HUH?
488
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,506
YEAH.
489
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,742
BUT WHEN SHE'S NOT DRINKING,
SHE GETS A LITTLE CRABBY,
490
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,178
SO I TOLD HER I NEEDED
TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF.
491
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:18,278
HEY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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