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GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
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Harry:
GOOD MORNING.
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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG,
TOMMY?
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ALL THESE
DIFFERENT COLLEGES
WANT ME.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO GO.
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THERE'S HARVARD,
YALE, M.I.T.,
CAMBRIDGE...
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HEY, YOU SHOULD GO
TO THAT PLACE.
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EVERYBODY'S GORGEOUS,
AND IT'S RIGHT
BY THE BEACH.
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THAT'S THE J. CREW
CATALOG.
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THERE'S THE SCHOOL
FOR ME.
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WELL, TOMMY, YOU COULD
GO OUT AND PLAY THE FIELD,
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BUT, UH, WHY NOT
MARRY THE GIRL NEXT DOOR?
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PENDELTON.
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YOU THINK THAT
PENDELTON'S BETTER
THAN PRINCETON?
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TOMMY, WHEN ALL'S
SAID AND DONE,
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ON FRIDAY PRINCETON
SERVES FISH STICKS
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AND ON FRIDAY PENDELTON
SERVES FISH STICKS.
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Sally: WHOA!
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LOOK! IT SAYS HERE
THAT PRINCETON
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HAS 8 NOBEL PRIZE
WINNERS ON ITS FACULTY.
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HOW MANY DOES
PENDELTON HAVE?
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS,
TOMMY.
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THEY EAT FISH STICKS
AND WE EAT FISH STICKS.
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I GUESS THERE'S
NOT THAT BIG
A DIFFERENCE.
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WELL, I CAN THINK
OF ONE THING.
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ME.
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I HADN'T THOUGHT
OF THAT.
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YOU AND I, STROLLING
ARM AND ARM THROUGH THE QUAD,
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SWAPPING SANDWICHES
AT LUNCHTIME...
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OH, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS
GUARANTEED A DATE
FOR THE HOMECOMING DANCE.
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THE OTHER KIDS WOULD
BE SO JEALOUS.
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OH, YEAH.
COME ON TO WORK.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
MY OWN PERSONAL TOUR
OF THE CAMPUS.
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CAN WE HOLD
HANDS?
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SURE.
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HI, HI, HI!
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OH, HI.
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HERE'S
THE PAPER.
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OH, THANKS.
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HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK!
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"RUTHERFORD'S
10 MOST POWERFUL MEN."
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WHAT NUMBER
ARE YOU, DON?
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UH...
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NUMBER NOT ON IT.
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WHAT, HAVE THEY
JUST NEVER HEARD OF YOU?
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HOW COULD THAT BE?
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SALLY, I'M JUST
A COP.
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BUT I--I ONCE
STOPPED NUMBER 8
FOR SPEEDING, THOUGH.
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HE LET ME OFF
WITH A WARNING.
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HOW'D THESE BOZOS
GET TO BE SO POWERFUL?
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
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UNDER EVERY GREAT MAN
IS A GREAT WOMAN.
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DON'T YOU MEAN,
BEHIND EVERY MAN?
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OH, YOU'RE DIRTY.
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BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN
IS A GREAT WOMAN?
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AND YOU'RE MINE,
SWEETIE.
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BUT, DON, WHAT HAVE
I EVER DONE FOR YOU?
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I WEAR
ANTI-PERSPIRANT NOW.
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YEAH, WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH!
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DON, I'VE LET YOU DOWN!
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I HAVEN'T THRUST GREATNESS
UPON YOU.
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SALLY, YOU AREN'T
ASHAMED OF ME,
ARE YOU?
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OH, SWEETIE, NO.
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I LOVE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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AND TO PROVE IT,
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I'M GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN
TO THE STUDS
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AND REBUILD YOU
INTO THE POWERHOUSE
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YOU'VE NEVER
DREAMED OF BEING.
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OK.
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OH, TOMMY,
WE ARE SO THRILLED
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TO HAVE
A STUDENT LIKE YOU
CONSIDER PENDELTON.
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WE'RE GONNA START
BY SHOWING YOU
SOME SLIDES
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OF PENDELTON'S
MAGNIFICENT
PHYSICAL PLANT.
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NINA, PLUG IN
THE PROJECTOR.
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NO.
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IT'LL BLOW OUT
THE TOASTER OVEN
IN THE FACULTY KITCHEN.
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NINA!
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WE ARE TRYING
TO RECRUIT
A STUDENT HERE.
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AND I'VE GOT
POTATO SKINS
WORKING.
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THEN CAN YOU
HOLD THE SLIDE
UP TO THE LIGHT?
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DICK, GET
MY FLASHLIGHT.
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AH, NOW, THIS
IS PENDELTON'S
STATELY LIBRARY,
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HOUSING OVER
2.3 THOUSAND VOLUMES.
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YOU MEAN MILLION?
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NO.
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SECOND SLIDE,
PLEASE.
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OH, THIS IS
PENDELTON'S CENTER
FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS!
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IT HAS HYDRAULIC LIFTS,
A 1,000-SEAT AUDITORIUM,
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AND A STATE-OF-THE-ART
SOUND AND LIGHTING SYSTEM.
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WOW. THAT'S
SPECTACULAR.
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IT WILL BE, WHEN
WE GET THE 3 MILLION
TO BUILD IT.
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NEXT SLIDE, PLEASE.
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UH, YOU KNOW,
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I'M GETTING A LITTLE BIT
OF AN EYE STRAIN HERE.
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YOU'RE
LOSING HIM.
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THINK I COULD JUST
SIT IN ON A CLASS
OR SOMETHING?
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WELL, OF COURSE
YOU CAN.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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TOMORROW YOU CAN
TRY TO SIT IN
ON ONE OF MY CLASSES,
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BUT I PREDICT YOU'LL BE
ON YOUR FEET CHEERING.
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SALLY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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OH! I AM THROWING YOU
A POWER BRUNCH.
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THAT'S NICE.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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WELL, I'M GONNA
TURN YOU INTO A SUCCESS
INSTEAD OF A FAILURE.
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I AM NOT A--
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HEY, THIS JACKET'S
GOT MY NAME ON IT!
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I INVITED EVERYONE
FROM THE TOP 10 LIST
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ALONG WITH SOME OTHER
VERY IMPORTANT
RUTHERFORDITES.
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THIS IS MRS. DUBCEK.
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SHE OWNS QUITE A BIT
OF PROPERTY
IN THE RUTHERFORD AREA.
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I KNOW HER.
SHE'S YOUR LANDLADY.
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EXCELLENT.
YOU KEEP NETWORKING.
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SALLY, I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
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BUT I'M NOT
IN THE SAME LEAGUE
AS THESE BIG GUYS.
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DON, THAT MAY
HAVE BEEN TRUE
OF YOU BEFORE,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT SALLY
ON THE CASE NOW.
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JUST THINK OF ME
AS THE WIND
BENEATH YOUR ASS.
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[GASPS]
OH, MY GOD!
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YOU GUYS,
IT'S NUMBER 6.
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GUS DEMARMEL.
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PRESIDENT AND CEO
OF DEMARMEL LUNCHMEAT.
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OOH! THAT'S
GOOD MEAT.
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GUS DEMARMEL!
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WOO-HOO! HOW ARE PEG
AND THE KIDS?
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MY WIFE'S NAME
IS JANET.
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LITTLE PEG JR.
KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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HELLO, UH, TERRY?
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TERRY, WHEN
YOU SCHEDULED ME
FOR THIS BRUNCH,
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DID YOU BOTHER
TO FIND OUT
WHO WAS THROWING IT?
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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HI,
MR. DEMARMEL.
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UM, RUMOR HAS IT
YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A NEW ASSISTANT.
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MEET DON ORVILLE.
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ORGANIZED, ENERGETIC,
A REAL SELF-STARTER.
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DO YOU HAVE
ANY EXPERIENCE?
NO!
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WELL, UH,
YOU KNOW,
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HE'LL BE PUTTY
IN YOUR HANDS.
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HE'LL WORK FOR FREE.
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GOOD. I LIKE THAT.
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BE IN MY OFFICE,
8 A.M. SHARP.
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OH, THANKS!
HE'LL BE THERE!
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HEY! CONGRATS, DON!
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LET'S GET YOU
SOME AIR.
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NEXT, WE MEASURE
THE DECAY WIDTH DIFFERENCE
DELTA GAMMA
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FOR THE MASS EIGENSTATES.
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ASSUMING CP INVARIANCE,
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THE CP EIGENSTATES
AND THE MASS EIGENSTATES
ARE...
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WHAT? LEON?
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DR. SOLOMON,
ARE YOU ALLOWED
TO DISPENSE IBUPROFEN?
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WRONG. PITMAN?
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ASPIRIN?
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BUG?
HERE.
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CHIMPS! CP EIGENSTATES
IMPLIES THAT
THEY ARE THE SAME!
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DR. SOLOMON,
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY
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WE COULD HAVE
KNOWN THAT.
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OH, REALLY? AND YET,
MY SON KNEW THAT.
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DIDN'T YOU, TOMMY?
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WELL, I THOUGHT
I KNEW THAT
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UNTIL YOU STARTED
EXPLAINING IT.
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I CAN SEE THEM
NOT GETTING IT.
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OH, YEAH. I KNOW.
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AS USUAL, I'M
HANDING OUT SANDWICHES
IN THE CEMETERY.
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CLASS IS DISMISSED.
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SO, SLUGGER, HOW MUCH
DID YOU LOVE MY CLASS?
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YOUR CLASS.
WELL, HONESTLY, DICK,
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IT WAS KINDA HARD
TO KEEP FROM LAUGHING.
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I KNOW.
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THEY ARE SO STUPID.
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THEY'RE NOT
THE SHARPEST PENCILS
IN THE BOX.
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NOT SHARP AT ALL!
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AND YOU, YOU'RE
INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
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NOT A WORD
UNDERSTOOD.
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I MEAN, I FIGURED
YOU WERE A BAD TEACHER,
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BUT NOT HINDENBURG BAD.
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HIN...DEN...BURG...
BAD...
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WHAT?
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TOMMY!
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OUCH!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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DEMARMEL MEATS.
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I'LL CONNECT YOU.
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WOW, SWEET
SET-UP, DON!
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OOH, POST-IT?
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HELP YOURSELF.
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DON, YOU LOOK
MAGNIFICENT!
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BUT I GOTTA TELL YA.
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THAT PHONE CALL?
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YOU DIDN'T
SAY YOUR NAME.
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SO THE NEXT TIME YOU
ANSWER THE PHONE...
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DEMARMEL MEATS,
THIS IS DON ORVILLE?
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[EMPHATICALLY]
THIS IS DON ORVILLE
AT DEMARMEL MEATS.
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THAT'S MY BOY!
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HEY, DON. HERE,
CHECK IT OUT.
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NOW YOU CAN
TAKE A NAP
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AND NO ONE'S
THE WISER!
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Dick: HEY, TOMMY, IF
I WERE A BAD TEACHER,
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DON'T YOU THINK
THERE WOULD BE
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SOME SLIGHT EVIDENCE
SUGGESTING THAT?
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YOUR STUDENTS HAVE BEEN
IN THE SAME CLASS FOR YEARS?
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WELL, SO? YOU'VE BEEN
IN HIGH SCHOOL
FOR YEARS.
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YEAH, BUT EACH YEAR
I ADVANCED
TO THE NEXT GRADE.
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THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL.
THIS IS PENDELTON!
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PENDELTON SERVES FISH STICKS.
MY HIGH SCHOOL SERVED
FISH STICKS.
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT
THE FISH STICKS
IN CONFIDENCE.
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THAT'S IT.
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I THINK YOU'D BE
A BAD INFLUENCE
ON MY STUDENTS.
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YOU ARE FORBIDDEN
TO GO TO PENDELTON!
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HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
DOES IT BURN?
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S FINE.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK
YOU AND ME
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GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL
WOULD BE A BAD IDEA.
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OH, YEAH?
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
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THIS JUST IN. YOU'RE
GOING TO PENDELTON.
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WHAT? NO, I'M NOT!
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YOU ARE!
IT'S AN ORDER.
DOES IT BURN?
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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SO YOU'RE A BAD TEACHER.
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SO BAD,
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
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ONE MORE WORD
OUT OF YOU
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AND YOU'RE GETTING
YOUR MASTER'S
AT PENDELTON.
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BUT THAT IS--
CARE TO GO
FOR YOUR PH.D.?
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DICK, YOU--
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OH, LOOK WHO'S
ON THE TENURE TRACK,
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DR. TOMMY SOLOMON!
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CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE?
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[RINGS]
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00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,473
HELLO.
HELLO.
228
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:40,708
MR. DEMARMEL'S OFFICE.
229
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,110
WELL, IT
CERTAINLY IS.
230
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,512
OH, HOW ARE YOU?
231
00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:46,814
ACTUALLY,
I'M FEELING
A LITTLE DIZZY.
232
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,216
I'M SORRY,
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
233
00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:50,384
THAT'S NEWS
TO ME.
234
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:51,419
YOU'LL HAVE
TO SPEAK UP.
235
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,086
I SAID THAT'S
NEWS TO ME!
236
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,087
OK, GOOD-BYE.
237
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,556
BUT I JUST
GOT HERE!
238
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,790
HARRY!
239
00:10:56,824 --> 00:11:00,528
SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOU
ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE.
240
00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:03,197
HI, DON, HONEY,
I BROUGHT YOU
A POWER SHAKE.
241
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:04,097
HOW'S IT GOING?
242
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,467
GREAT. UH, MR. D
WAS COMPLAINING AGAIN
243
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,835
ABOUT HOW HIS CHAIR
WAS TOO HIGH,
244
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,070
AND I FOUND THE KNOB
THAT MAKES IT GO DOWN.
245
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,607
OH, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
LET'S CELEBRATE
AT LUNCH LATER.
246
00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:14,475
OH, NO CAN DO.
247
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,009
OH, BUT THAT REMINDS ME.
I GOTTA TELL HIM
248
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,280
THEY RESCHEDULED
THE BOLOGNA CONFERENCE.
249
00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,381
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
250
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,716
I'VE GOT
A COFFEE FILTER CRISIS
TO DEFUSE.
251
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,818
BYE.
252
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,088
WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'RE
BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
253
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,957
GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
[RINGS]
254
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:30,791
HELLO?
255
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,092
HELLO!
256
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,768
HEY, DR. ALBRIGHT,
DO YOU HAVE
A MINUTE?
257
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,570
OH, SURE, TOMMY.
258
00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:43,604
HERE AT PENDELTON,
259
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:46,740
OUR DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN
TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS.
260
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:50,010
THANKS. UH,
IT'S ABOUT DICK.
261
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:50,978
I'M REALLY WORRIED.
262
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:55,549
HE'S BEING
INCREDIBLY SELFISH
AND BULLHEADED.
263
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,018
AND?
264
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,320
WELL, I NEED
YOUR HELP.
265
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,454
WE HAD THIS FIGHT,
266
00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:02,990
AND NOW HE'S FORCING ME
TO GO TO PENDELTON.
267
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,293
OH, NO.
268
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,396
OH, TOMMY,
I FELT SO DIRTY
269
00:12:08,429 --> 00:12:11,799
TRYING TO GET YOU TO GO
TO THIS 2-BIT
CLOWN COLLEGE.
270
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,200
AND RIGHTLY SO.
271
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,035
YOU ARE
A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN.
272
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,605
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GO TO ANY COLLEGE
YOU WANT.
273
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:20,040
IT'S YOUR LIFE,
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
274
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:20,908
WELL, WHAT ABOUT DICK?
275
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,776
OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
276
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,779
YOU WILL? AW, THANKS,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
277
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:30,183
YOU KNOW, IN A WAY,
YOU'RE THE CLOSEST THING
I HAVE TO A MOTHER.
278
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,389
OH, TOMMY.
COME HERE.
279
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:47,635
HEY!
280
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:48,402
OH, HEY, SALLY.
281
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:49,236
HEY.
282
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,804
OH, UH,
DON CALLED.
283
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,173
HE CAN'T MAKE IT.
HE'S WORKING LATE
TONIGHT.
284
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,675
OH, GOOD.
285
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:58,211
MORE LASAGNA
FOR US, HUH?
286
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,614
BOY, HE SURE
IS WORKING HARD.
287
00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:03,817
BUT, YOU KNOW,
JUST FOR A SECOND
TODAY AT THE OFFICE,
288
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,753
I THOUGHT HE WAS
IGNORING ME.
289
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:10,858
AH, NO, HE WAS JUST
BLOWING YOU OFF.
290
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,560
WELL, WORK COMES FIRST
FOR NOW.
291
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,227
I GUESS I HAVE TO
GET USED TO IT.
292
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,330
I AM THE WOMAN
BEHIND THE MAN.
293
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:20,901
THAT'S RIGHT,
SECOND FIDDLE SALLY.
294
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,770
HARRY, I'LL NEVER
BE SECOND.
295
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,171
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU SAW HIM TODAY.
296
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,773
HE'S A YOUNG TURK NOW.
297
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,441
SO WHAT?
HE'S STILL MY MAN.
298
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,309
WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S TRUE.
299
00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:30,644
TILL HE GOES
AND GETS HIMSELF
300
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,580
ONE OF THEM
TROPHY WIVES.
301
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:35,783
WHAT?
302
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,084
NO, IT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.
303
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,119
GOTTA GET
YOUR ARM CHARM.
304
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:43,724
OH, MY GOD,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
305
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:47,995
I POLISHED
THAT LUMP OF COAL
INTO A DIAMOND
306
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,798
AND NOW SHE GETS
TO WEAR THE RING?
THAT WHORE!
307
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,502
WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO?
308
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:55,869
WHAT CAN I DO?
309
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,104
WHAT CAN I DO?
310
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,808
I MADE HIM,
I CAN BREAK HIM!
311
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,243
YEAH, GOOD.
THEN I GET MY SHOT
AT THAT WHORE.
312
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,627
DICK?
313
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:23,330
MARY! HOW DID
YOU FIND ME?
314
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,967
YOU ALWAYS COME
TO THE TURTLE SLIDE
WHEN YOU'RE UPSET.
315
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,101
I'M NOT UPSET!
316
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:31,472
OH, DICK,
THERE COMES A TIME
IN EVERY YOUNG MAN'S LIFE
317
00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:34,341
WHEN HE'S GOT TO SPREAD
HIS WINGS AND FLY AWAY.
318
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,645
OH, MARY,
WHERE WOULD I GO?
319
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:39,880
NOT YOU, TOMMY.
320
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,982
IT'S TIME TO LET HIM
MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS.
321
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,350
HE'S ALREADY MADE
ONE DECISION.
322
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,454
HE'S DECIDED
THAT HIS FATHER
IS A LOUSY TEACHER.
323
00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:49,289
OH, HE WAS JUST ANGRY.
324
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,458
FOR AS LONG
AS I CAN REMEMBER,
325
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:52,460
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
DICK SOLOMON,
326
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,962
BRILLIANT PROFESSOR
OF PHYSICS.
327
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:59,332
WHAT AM I GONNA
SAY NOW WHEN I GO
TO THE GAS STATION?
328
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,201
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET BACK TO BASICS.
329
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,572
MAYBE YOU SHOULD REMEMBER
WHAT GOT YOU INTO TEACHING
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
330
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,840
CHALK?
331
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,809
YOU SEE THOSE KIDS
OVER THERE?
332
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:12,145
OH, THE ONES
PLAYING HOPSCOTCH
SO ABOMINABLY?
333
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,248
WHY DON'T YOU GO
TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY?
334
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,817
GO AHEAD.
335
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,485
YOU THINK?
336
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,352
YEAH.
337
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,888
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
338
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,160
WELL, HI, THERE.
339
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,696
PLAYING HOPSCOTCH, EH?
340
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:31,198
YEAH, KINDA,
BUT WE DON'T
REALLY KNOW HOW.
341
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,734
OH, WELL,
WHAT DO YOU SAY
I TEACH YOU?
342
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:38,305
HERE, THE KEY
IS THROWING YOUR ROCK
NICE AND EASY.
343
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:42,743
WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?
AIM FOR NUMBER 9.
344
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,245
OK, NOW TRY AGAIN.
345
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,848
REMEMBER, NICE AND EASY.
346
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,924
WHAT PART
OF "NICE AND EASY"
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
347
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,158
YOU'RE A BAD MAN!
348
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,762
OH, RIGHT. BLAME ME.
YOU'RE NOT INCOMPETENT,
I AM!
349
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,831
THAT'S IT, RUN AWAY!
350
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,833
OOH, HEY, STOP THAT!
351
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,942
WELL, MARY, I'VE BEEN
HUMILIATED AND STONED.
352
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,378
WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW?
353
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,215
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE A BAD TEACHER.
354
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,684
OH, MARY.
355
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,653
AW, COME HERE.
356
00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:31,158
HEY!
357
00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:39,399
COME RIGHT IN HERE.
358
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,503
YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU ARE GONNA BE
VERY EXCITED
359
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:46,807
ABOUT THIS PRESENTATION.
360
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,242
WHEN I BUZZ YOU, BRING IN
ONE OF THE PROTOTYPES.
361
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,679
MR. DEMARMEL,
I'M YOUR MAN.
362
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:02,823
HI, DON!
HI DON.
363
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,858
BAD TIMING.
BAD TIMING, GUYS.
364
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:05,926
I'M ON CALL.
365
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,294
ANY SECOND,
I HAVE TO BRING
366
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,763
THIS SALAMI
INTO THAT OFFICE.
367
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,499
[PHONE RINGS]
368
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,001
MR. DEMARMEL'S OFFICE.
369
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,402
UH, NO.
HE'S IN A MEETING.
370
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,705
OK, BYE.
371
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,578
DID YOU JUST SEE
A--A SALAMI--
372
00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:25,579
WHAT'S WRONG, HUH?
373
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:27,514
I--I THOUGHT
I GRABBED...
374
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,582
FORGET IT.
375
00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,784
THERE'S ANOTHER.
376
00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:35,689
DON, I AM SO IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR ORGANIZATION.
377
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,257
OH, I GOTTA
GET THE TRAY.
378
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,363
AAH!
379
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,998
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
380
00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:46,299
SALLY, DID YOU COME
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
381
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,268
JUST TO PLAY
HIDE-THE-SALAMI?
382
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,975
HOW DARE YOU!
383
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,845
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE.
384
00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:59,112
THERE ARE ONLY 3
OF THOSE IN THE WORLD,
385
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,181
AND I'VE ALREADY
LOST 2 OF THEM.
386
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,221
HARRY, DID YOU
HIDE MY SALAMI?
387
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,866
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE.
388
00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:20,801
[BUZZER BUZZES]
AAH!
389
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,301
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
390
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,637
IT'S GO TIME!
391
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,174
[BUZZER BUZZES]
392
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,043
Harry: WHOA!
NO, WAIT!
393
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:31,979
JUST A MOMENT, SIR.
394
00:18:40,688 --> 00:18:43,056
SALLY, COULD YOU
HAND ME THAT TRAY?
395
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:46,093
OH, SURE,
SWEETIE.
396
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,295
AAH!
397
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:52,499
WHO'S PLAYING
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
WITH THE THING?
398
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,668
NOT ME.
YEAH,
ME NEITHER.
399
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:57,270
ORVILLE!
THE PROTOTYPES!
NOW!
400
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,874
SIR, I--I'VE
LOST THEM.
401
00:19:00,908 --> 00:19:02,042
YOU'VE WHAT?
402
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,177
ALL 3.
403
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,713
YOU'RE FIRED.
404
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,181
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
405
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:12,485
HE QUITS.
406
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,055
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HIM, SWEETIE.
407
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,490
YOU'RE STILL
NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST.
408
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,836
MR. DEMARMEL!
409
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:31,038
DeMarmel: IS THAT
THE PROTOTYPE
IN YOUR POCKET?
410
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,140
NAH, I'M JUST
HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
411
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,916
TOMMY.
412
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,819
DICK.
413
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,955
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
414
00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:51,358
I'M SORRY I MADE YOU
EVEN CONSIDER CRAP-ELTON.
415
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,860
IT WAS ABSURD.
416
00:19:52,893 --> 00:19:53,894
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
417
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,028
ABSOLUTELY.
418
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:56,563
AH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
419
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,800
YOU DESERVE TO SPEND
THESE YEARS AT A COLLEGE,
420
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,434
NOT A PLACE
WHERE THE FRESHMAN DORMS
421
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:05,839
HAD TO BE BUILT
BY HABITAT FOR HUMANITY.
422
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,842
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
AND YOU KNOW,
423
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,911
IT REALLY HAS
NOTHING TO DO
WITH PENDELTON.
424
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,279
IT'S JUST
I DON'T THINK
THAT YOU AND I
425
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,147
SHOULD BE
AT THE SAME COLLEGE.
426
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,183
OH, WELL, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'M THROUGH WITH TEACHING.
427
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,418
IT'S THE CAREER FAIR FOR ME.
428
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,254
DICK, YOU CAN'T QUIT.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
TEACHER.
429
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,657
THAT'S YOUR
GREATEST STRENGTH.
430
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,160
WHAT? I'M SO CONFUSED,
431
00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:31,398
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING
ONE OF MY OWN CLASSES!
432
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,501
YOUR REAL JOB IS
TO BE HIGH COMMANDER.
433
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,304
AND THE MISSION SAYS
YOU'RE FORBIDDEN
TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
434
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,105
SO?
435
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:39,773
SO, ARE ANY
OF YOUR STUDENTS
436
00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:43,410
SMARTER THAN THEY WERE
4 YEARS AGO?
437
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:43,944
WELL, NO.
438
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:47,047
THAT'S RIGHT.
439
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,117
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
440
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,853
BY DAY, I'M DICK SOLOMON,
441
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:56,356
MILD-MANNERED, INCOMPETENT
PHYSICS PROFESSOR.
442
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,291
BUT BY NIGHT,
I'M DICK SOLOMON,
443
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:04,531
BRILLIANT, CHARISMATIC,
STEEL-ABed
HIGH COMMANDER.
444
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,366
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
445
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,401
TOMMY, I'M BACK!
446
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,803
AND MY FIRST ORDER
OF THE DAY
447
00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:12,372
IS FOR YOU TO PICK
WHATEVER COLLEGE
YOU WANT.
448
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,808
AW, THANKS, DICK.
449
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,243
COME HERE.
450
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:19,446
HEY!
HEY!
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