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Harry: HI.
RESERVATION
FOR SOLOMON.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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UH, YOU MUST
BE NEW HERE.
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THAT'S OUR TABLE.
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YEAH.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT TABLE'S RESERVED.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
RESERVED FOR US.
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SIR, THIS IS
A GAS RECEIPT.
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3 GALLONS WORTH.
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UH, LOOK,
DO YOU WANT THIS
TO GET UGLY?
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'CAUSE, UM--AHEM--
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I AM JONESING
FOR SOME UGLY.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT TABLE
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IS RESERVED
FOR THE OWNER TONIGHT.
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MAYBE YOU DON'T
KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO.
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WHEN I COME HERE
ON MY BIRTHDAY,
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I GET A FREE ENTREE,
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WHEN I BUY
AN ENTREE,
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PROVIDING I PAY...
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FOR THE MORE
EXPENSIVE ENTREE!
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JUST GIVE US THE TABLE,
YOU COW-MURDERING BASTARD,
OR I SWEAR I'LL--
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DID YOU SEE THAT?!
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MY GOD, WE COULD
HAVE BEEN KILLED!
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BUT WE WEREN'T, TOMMY.
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WE WEREN'T.
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WE'RE ALIVE.
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WE ARE.
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THANK GOD
WE DIDN'T GET
THAT TABLE.
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BLESS YOU
FOR BEING
SUCH A JERK!
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THANKS, JACKASS!
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LOOK AT THE WAY
THAT TREE DIVIDES--
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2 ENORMOUS TREES
COMING FROM ONE.
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I BELIEVE THEY CALL THAT
THE CROTCH OF THE TREE.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THE TREE DECIDED
TO DO THAT?
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LIKE EACH PIECE IS
TAKING ITS OWN PATH.
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YEAH, EACH EXPLORING
ITS OWN DESTINY.
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BUT STILL UNITED,
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RIGHT THERE
IN THE CROTCH.
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HOW DID WE NEVER
NOTICE THAT CROTCH?
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TOMMY, IT'S NOT JUST
THE CROTCH, YOU SEE?
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I MEAN, IT'S LIKE
I'M SEEING EVERYTHING
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING ON THE ROOF
AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING?
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WHAT ARE
WE DOING, DICK?
WE'RE LIVING.
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YEAH.
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AT 3 A.M.,
YOU SHOULD
BE SLEEPING.
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WE'VE
BEEN ASLEEP
FOR YEARS.
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WE'RE
FINALLY AWAKE.
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YOU KNOW, WE WERE
ALMOST KILLED
TONIGHT, DICK.
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WHAT? THAT'S AWFUL!
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT IS SO WONDERFUL.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE FIRST LANDED
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AND EVERYTHING
SEEMED SO FRESH
AND NEW AND ALIVE?
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WELL, THAT'S HOW
WE FEEL RIGHT NOW.
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OH, WOW.
LOOK AT THOSE LIGHTS.
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OOH.
I FEEL LIKE
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THEY'RE
PIERCING
MY SOUL.
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OH, YEAH.
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THE FLASHING LIGHTS AROUND
THE BIG LIQUOR MART SIGN?
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LIGHTS THAT INSIST
ON SHINING EVEN IN
THE DARK OF NIGHT.
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DIRECTING YOU TO BUY
DISCOUNT LIQUOR?
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OOH, WHOA!
I JUST REALIZED
SOMETHING.
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WE'RE ALL
WEARING SHIRTS.
HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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OOH, MY BLUE LOOKS
PRETTY IN THE MOONLIGHT.
WHO CAME UP
WITH SHIRTS?
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BUT THEY'RE JUST SHIRTS.
WE ALWAYS WEAR SHIRTS.
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REMEMBER WHEN
WE WERE THAT BLIND?
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HOW SAD.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A LIST
OF THE GEAR YOU'LL NEED
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FOR THE STAFF RETREAT
ON MOUNT DIGNEY.
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THIS'LL
BE FUN.
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ARE THERE GONNA BE
SNAKES OUT THERE?
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IF YOU'RE ASKING
IF MY LAWYER'S COMING,
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THE ANSWER IS NO.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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LOOK AT THIS
PAPER CLIP.
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I'M LOOKING.
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THIS MUST BE THE MOST
EXTRAORDINARY PAPER CLIP
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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WHY?
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WELL, LOOK AT IT.
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I FEEL LIKE IT'S
PIERCING MY SOUL.
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IT'S PIERCING
YOUR SOUL?
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YEAH. WHY NOT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR PROBLEM IS?
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YOU TAKE EVERYTHING
FOR GRANTED.
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DON'T YOU ALL WISH
YOU COULD BE LIKE ME,
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SEEING EVERYTHING
FOR THE FIRST TIME?
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HUH? WELL, DON'T YOU?
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OK, TELL ME WHAT
YOU SEE EXACTLY.
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WELL,
THIS PAPER CLIP IS...
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AN UNUSUAL-TYPE
SPECIMEN.
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IT'S GRAY, UH...
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SLIGHTLY CURLIER
THAN YOURS.
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OH, I'M SUCH A FRAUD!
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I DON'T EVEN
LIKE PAPER CLIPS!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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TOMMY! TOMMY, LISTEN!
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE
TIME ON THIS PLANET
BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE.
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ALL I HAVE BEEN DOING
IS SPREADING FEAR.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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YEAH. SO,
I HAVE DECIDED NOW
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I'M JUST
GONNA HELP PEOPLE,
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PEOPLE LIKE THESE
POOR, MISERABLE SOULS.
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LOOK.
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THAT'S THE CAST
OF LES MIZ.
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SALLY, LISTEN UP.
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IF POOR FOLKS AND LOSERS
ARE YOUR BAG,
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THEN GO OUT THERE
AND HELP 'EM.
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAM.
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I-I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU
TALK LIKE THIS, HARRY.
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HARRY? AHH...
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HARRY LET OTHER PEOPLE
DEFINE HIM.
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HARRY LET OTHER PEOPLE
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TELL HARRY
WHO HARRY WAS.
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WELL, A CHANDELIER
FELL ON HARRY.
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HARRY'S DEAD.
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THEN WHO
ARE YOU?
ME?
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I'M A.J.
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IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU, A.J.
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Dick: HEY, GUYS!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS!
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I--I CAN'T FIND JOY
IN THIS PAPER CLIP.
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I'M NOT MISSING
ANYTHING, AM I?
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SO LITTLE...
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BUT SO MUCH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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OH, GOD.
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WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T GET IT.
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WHAT AM I NOT SEEING?
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Alissa: HELLO!
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ALISSA!
HEY.
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HI! OHH...HI.
OH!
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DID YOU WASH
YOUR HANDS?
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OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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YEAH, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, TOO.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
COME WITH ME.
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THERE'S A CROTCH
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
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BLESS YOU,
MISS SALLY.
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OH, NO, CHESTER.
BLESS YOU.
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SALLY.
HI, DON.
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IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU
DOWN HERE AT THE MISSION
HELPING OUT.
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OH, WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A WHOLE NEW ME.
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I'VE DECIDED
I'M GONNA DEVOTE
MY WHOLE LIFE TO THIS.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT, SALLY.
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HOW ABOUT
SOME CHICKEN VEGETABLE
AND DOUBLE CRACKERS?
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IT'S FOR THEM.
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OH, OF COURSE.
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OH, DON.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING OUT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN.
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THANKS.
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GET YOUR HANDS
OFF THAT. COME ON.
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SO, UH, YOU
VOLUNTEERING,
TOO, HARRY?
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THE NAME'S A.J.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
YES, IT IS.
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I KNOW WHO I AM.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
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I'M DON.
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WELL, IF YOU
THINK YOU'RE DON,
YOU WILL BE DON.
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I KNOW I'M DON.
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WELL, THERE YOU GO.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
DREAMS, PEOPLE.
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THERE IS NO LIMIT TO
WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH
IN YOUR DREAMS--
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NO BOUNDARIES, NO FEAR.
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BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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YOU WAKE UP,
AND THE DREAM IS GONE.
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IT'S OVER.
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NOW, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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IS DREAMING
THE POSSIBLE DREAM. YEAH?
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WHAT IS YOUR DREAM,
SIR?
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I--I ALWAYS WANTED
TO PLAY THE PIANO.
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WELL,
WHO'S STOPPING YA?
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YOU ARE
STOPPING YOU.
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THE ONLY PERSON
STANDING
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BETWEEN YOU AND
YOUR DREAM IS YOU.
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I DON'T HAVE A PIANO.
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WELL, I DON'T
HAVE A PIANO.
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LOOK AT ME.
HASN'T HELD ME BACK.
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OK, SO YOU WEREN'T
KILLED BY A CHANDELIER.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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WELL, DON'T YOU SEE?
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I MEAN, THERE ARE
CHANDELIERS HANGING
OVER OUR HEADS
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EVERYWHERE
THAT WE GO
IN THIS WORLD.
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THERE ARE?
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YEAH. OK,
SO THE CHANDELIER
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CAN COME
IN MANY FORMS.
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I MEAN, IT COULD BE
SOMETHING AS HORRIFYING
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AS THE BITE
OF A DISEASED RAT
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OR AS WHIMSICAL
AS AN OPEN MANHOLE.
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I GUESS I JUST NEVER HEARD
THAT EXPRESSION BEFORE.
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YEAH, OK,
BUT THE POINT IS
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THAT EVERY TIME
I SEE YOU,
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IT COULD BE
THE LAST TIME.
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YOU KNOW,
EVERY KISS COULD BE
OUR LAST KISS.
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TOMMY, DID A RAT BITE YOU?
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ALISSA STRUDWICK...
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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SHUT UP.
NO. MARRY ME.
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NO, GET UP OFF THE FLOOR.
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OK, WELL, IF WE'RE
GONNA GET MARRIED,
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YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO STOP
BOSSING ME AROUND.
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SHUT UP!
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WHY DOES THIS WORLD
LEAVE ME SO COLD?
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WHY DOES IT HIDE
ITS BEAUTY FROM ME?
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HEY!
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GET AWAY FROM THAT DAFFODIL,
YOU STUPID HUMMINGBIRD!
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DICK, WE STILL
HAVEN'T GOTTEN
YOUR RELEASE FORM
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FOR THE STAFF
RETREAT.
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OH, THAT.
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WE NEED
AN ACCURATE HEAD COUNT
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TO GET 10% OFF
ON PARKING.
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YOU'RE HOLDING US
BACK, DICK.
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WHY SHOULD I GO?
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SO THE SUNSET
CAN BORE ME?
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SO A MARMOT
CAN LICK MY
OBLIVIOUS FACE?
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SO I CAN
BE SO LOST
IN MY ENNUI
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THAT I FALL
OFF A CLIFF
AND--AND...
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AND NEARLY
PLUMMET TO MY...
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I'M IN!
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WHAT ARE YOU
SO DAMN EXCITED ABOUT?
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I'M IN! I'M GOING
ON THAT CAMPING TRIP,
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AND I AM GOING TO HAVE
A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
IF IT KILLS ME!
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THANK YOU,
MISS SALLY.
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OH, PLEASE.
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YOUR PATHETICNESS
HAS SHOWN ME
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HOW FORTUNATE I AM,
SO...
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FOR THAT, I THANK YOU.
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A CHANDELIER FELL ON HARRY,
BUT WHO WALKED OUT?
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A.J.
A.J.
A.J.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,176
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN
FOR YOU, PEOPLE.
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HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER FELT
LIKE A SLAVE TO YOUR JOB?
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00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,382
NO.
NO.
NO.
232
00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:16,850
SOMETIMES I DO.
233
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,619
COME ON, RICO.
234
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,421
I DO.
235
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,623
STOP PLANTING IDEAS
IN HIS HEAD, HARRY.
236
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,292
THE NAME'S A.J.
237
00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:26,594
AND I DON'T PLANT IDEAS.
238
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,496
THE SEEDS
ARE ALREADY THERE--
239
00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:29,763
THE SEEDS
OF YOUR DREAMS.
240
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,599
I JUST BRING 'EM ON OUT
INTO THE SUNSHINE.
241
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,100
WELL, LET'S TAKE YOU, DON.
242
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,669
YOU'RE A COP.
YOU CARRY A LOADED GUN.
243
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:36,570
YEAH.
244
00:10:36,604 --> 00:10:38,138
BUT YOU'RE
NOT SUPERBRIGHT,
NOW, ARE YOU?
245
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,707
NO--
WAIT A MINUTE!
246
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,176
NOT BRIGHT, LOADED GUN--
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
IF YOU SEE 30.
247
00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,777
HA. I'M WAY
PAST THAT NOW.
248
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,747
NO, DON!
THIS IS NOT WHO YOU ARE!
249
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,383
THIS IS NOT YOUR LIFE.
250
00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:49,983
IT ISN'T?
251
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,118
NO.
252
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,788
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT A PLACE
CALLED BHUTAN?
253
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:59,427
I THINK THEY
SHUT 'EM DOWN
FOR SERVING DOG.
254
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,963
NO, RICO. IT'S A KINGDOM
IN THE HIMALAYAS.
255
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,232
THEY SPEAK TIBETAN
256
00:11:04,265 --> 00:11:06,700
AND VALUE A LITTLE THING
CALLED SELF-REALIZATION.
257
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,569
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO REALIZE YOURSELF, DON?
258
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,604
WELL, IT SOUNDS GOOD
IN THEORY.
259
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,105
THEN GO!
260
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,974
GO TO BHUTAN!
261
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:18,078
FOLLOW YOUR DESTINY!
262
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,648
I'M GOING
TO BHUTAN!
263
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,015
RICO!
264
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,884
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
GO TO COCOA BEACH!
265
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,152
RICO!
266
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,056
* ONE BOTTLE OF BEER
ON THE WALL *
267
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,724
* ONE BOTTLE OF BEER
268
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,726
* YOU TAKE IT DOWN
AND PASS IT AROUND *
269
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:37,531
* THERE'LL BE NO MORE
BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL *
270
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,668
ALL RIGHT.
271
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,703
WE'LL HEAD
TO THE MOUNTAIN
AT 8 A.M. SHARP.
272
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,504
ANY QUESTIONS?
273
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,373
UH, YES. AS WE CLIMB,
274
00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:48,909
WILL YOU POINT OUT
ANY CREVASSES THAT
I MIGHT PLUMMET INTO?
275
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,045
I WILL!
276
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,481
THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE THAT HERE.
277
00:11:53,514 --> 00:11:56,850
WELL, I-IS THERE
A DEAD MAN'S ANYTHING?
278
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,618
YOU SEE, I'M LOOKING
FOR THE KIND--
279
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:58,919
SHUT UP, DICK!
280
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,053
ALL RIGHT,
I'M TURNING IN.
281
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,322
OH, AND A WORD
TO THE WISE:
282
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,223
EVERYBODY
PUT YOUR FOOD
IN THE BEAR BAGS.
283
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,625
THIS IS
BEAR COUNTRY.
284
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:05,659
THANK YOU, VINCENT.
285
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:06,360
Nina:
GOOD NIGHT.
286
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,194
GOOD NIGHT,
VINCENT.
287
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,365
GOOD NIGHT, MARY.
288
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,434
DICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT SANDWICH?
289
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,068
VINCENT JUST SAID
THAT WAS DANGEROUS.
290
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,938
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT BEARS.
291
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,541
THEY'LL ALMOST KILL YOU
EVERY TIME.
292
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,010
NO, DICK, THEY WILL
KILL YOU EVERY TIME.
293
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,578
THEY WILL?
294
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,926
GOOD NIGHT, VINCENT.
295
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,862
OK, TOMMY,
I'M REALLY SORRY.
296
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,597
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW.
297
00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,833
IT'S JUST THAT
WE'RE SO YOUNG.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
298
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,867
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
299
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,936
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHERE I'M COMING FROM
300
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,440
'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED
WHAT I'VE EXPERIENCED, SO...
301
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:56,810
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
SOME PERFECTLY ORDINARY
PEANUT BRITTLE?
302
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,812
TOMMY, THAT'S A CAN
FULL OF FAKE SNAKES.
303
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,616
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU--
IT SAYS PEANUT BRITTLE
RIGHT ON THE FRONT.
304
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,217
LISTEN.
[CLUNKING]
305
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,520
WHEN YOU SHAKE IT,
IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S
PEANUT BRITTLE INSIDE.
306
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:07,120
GO AHEAD.
307
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,055
ALL RIGHT.
308
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,289
AAH! SNAKES!
309
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:10,991
THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
310
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,664
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WHAT IF THOSE WERE REAL?
311
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,666
WELL, I WOULD HOPE
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
OFFERED THEM TO ME.
312
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:20,133
YEAH, BUT--
BUT THE POINT IS
313
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,070
THAT THERE'S DEADLY
PEANUT BRITTLE OUT THERE
FOR EVERYBODY.
314
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,272
YEAH, I KNOW,
PEANUT BRITTLE AND
CHANDELIERS EVERYWHERE,
315
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,740
AND THAT'S WHY
I HAVE TO MARRY YOU.
316
00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:28,676
YES! GOOD!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
COMING AROUND.
317
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,110
NO, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WAS SAYING.
318
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,948
LOOK, I LOVE YOU.
DON'T MAKE ME CUT
YOUR BRAKE LINES.
319
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,283
OK, NOW YOU'RE
THREATENING ME?
320
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,387
NO! NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO. I...
321
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:42,222
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE SUFFICIENTLY SCARED
322
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,992
SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT--THAT...
323
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,895
EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE
IS SO PRECIOUS,
324
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:51,932
AND--AND EVERY MOMENT
THAT I'M NOT WITH YOU,
325
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,802
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
A MOMENT WASTED.
326
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,869
OK.
327
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:56,870
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
328
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:57,805
HA.
329
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,839
SO YOU'LL MARRY ME?
330
00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,940
NO.
331
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,515
IS YOUR HARNESS
SECURE?
332
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,116
NOT ESPECIALLY.
333
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,584
AND THAT'S
THE WAY I LIKE IT.
334
00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:12,085
ONE OF THE THRILLS
OF CLIMBING
335
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,556
IS NEVER KNOWING
WHEN YOUR GEAR
IS GOING TO CRAP OUT.
336
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,257
DICK, THE OTHER GROUP
IS OVER THERE.
337
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,459
WHY ARE WE
GOING THIS WAY?
338
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,494
NO, WE'RE LEAVING
THE PACK BEHIND.
339
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,663
CAT'S EYE PEAK AWAITS.
340
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,600
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
POINT OF THESE
FACULTY OUTINGS
341
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,569
IS NOT REALLY
AN INTENSE CLIMB,
342
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:33,073
MORE LIKE A BRISK WALK
FOLLOWED BY A NICE,
LONG HAPPY HOUR.
343
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,207
THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS.
344
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,778
YES, BUT, MARY,
I HAVE TO PERCH
ON THE TEETH OF DEATH
345
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:42,650
IN ORDER TO STARE
DOWN ONTO THE TONSILS
OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
346
00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:45,385
WHAT, DO YOU HAVE
SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH?
347
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,320
ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE
OF A NEAR-DEATH WISH,
348
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,622
BUT IF WE RULE OUT DEATH,
349
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:51,759
I REALLY THINK IT UNDERCUTS
THE EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW.
350
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,061
OH, MY GOD.
I'M CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
351
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,497
TIED
TO A SUICIDAL MANIAC!
352
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,931
MARY, MARY.
HELP ME! HELP ME!
353
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:02,169
MARY! MARY!
PLEASE, MARY! HELP ME!
HELP ME!
354
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,904
REMEMBER
WHAT JUDITH SAID.
355
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,440
ANY LOUD NOISE
CAN CAUSE AN AVALANCHE.
356
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:09,943
[THUMP, DUST FALLING]
357
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,612
YODEL-OH-OOH-HOO!
358
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,713
OH, SHH! SHH!
359
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,781
AH-YODEL-OH-OOH-HOO!
360
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,355
HEY! YOU BURNED ME.
361
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,858
SORRY. HERE.
362
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:27,027
HAVE AN EXTRA BREAD.
363
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,161
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
364
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,999
MAN, THIS IS REALLY
STARTING TO GET OLD.
365
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,468
HEY, A.J.,
366
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:38,071
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF WORKING
IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.
367
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,239
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
368
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:44,277
UH, YEAH. I'M GONNA
CALL WARREN BEATTY
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
369
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,112
A.J., EVERYBODY
SAYS YOU'RE A REAL
INSPIRATION.
370
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,715
TELL ME, HOW DID YOU
CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
371
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:51,218
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS,
I TOLD THIS STORY, LIKE,
A MILLION TIMES ALREADY.
372
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,653
WHY DON'T YOU ASK
ONE OF THESE GUYS?
373
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,688
THEY DON'T SEEM
TO BE DOIN' NOTHIN'.
374
00:15:54,722 --> 00:15:57,090
HEY, SALLY, CAN I
HAVE THAT PEOPLE WHEN
YOU'RE DONE WITH IT?
375
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,559
UH, I'M STUCK
ON A CROSSWORD.
376
00:15:58,592 --> 00:15:59,893
IT'S GONNA
BE A WHILE.
OH.
377
00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:01,729
HEY, GUYS.
378
00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:04,064
ISN'T IT GREAT
TO BE ALIVE?
379
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,799
YEAH.
I FEEL ELECTRIC.
380
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,001
YEAH.
CARPE FREAKIN' DIEM.
381
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,470
HA HA! HA...
382
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,606
UH, WHO ARE
WE KIDDIN'?
IT'S OVER.
383
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,209
I WAS JUST FAKING IT
SO I WOULDN'T HARSH YOUR BUZZ.
384
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,110
HI, GUYS.
385
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,412
I JUST CAME
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
386
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,048
WHERE YOU GOING, DON?
387
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,215
THE NAME'S NOT DON.
388
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,753
IT'S SKIP.
389
00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,454
AND I'M GOING
TO BHUTAN!
390
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,622
NO WAY!
391
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:29,790
WHAT?!
392
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,024
WHY?
393
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,026
SELF-REALIZATION.
394
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,396
OH. YEAH.
395
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,466
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS WHAT YOU
WANNA DO, DON?
396
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,303
I'M SURE I SPENT $4,000
ON A PACKAGE DEAL.
397
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,338
WELL, WHEN ARE WE
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN?
398
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,874
MAYBE NEVER.
399
00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:49,710
MAYBE IN 3 WEEKS.
400
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,579
PROBABLY IN 3 WEEKS.
401
00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:53,013
OH, DON'T BE MAD!
402
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:53,681
I'M NOT MAD!
403
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,487
DICK, STOP
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
RIGHT NOW!
404
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,423
I DON'T CARE ABOUT
YOUR ADRENALINE HIGH!
405
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,825
I WANT TO LIVE!
406
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,460
I WANT TO LIVE!
407
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,429
YOU'LL LIVE
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
408
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,232
IMAGINE
TASTING A BLUEBERRY
FOR THE FIRST TIME
409
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,500
EVERY TIME!
410
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,602
FORWARD!
411
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,337
YOU'RE NOT
TAKING ME WITH YOU!
412
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,072
THERE WE GO!
413
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,042
THE GAPING MAW
OF THE UNKNOWN!
414
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,812
I'M ONE FINGERHOLD
AWAY FROM DEATH
415
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,014
AND THUS LIFE!
416
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,250
HI, GUYS.
417
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:34,855
I LEFT THE WATERMELON
IN THE CAR. STUPID.
418
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,690
I'M COMING WITH YOU.
419
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:51,605
NOOO!
420
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,978
YES!
421
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,813
WHAT?
422
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:02,482
THE ANSWER IS YES.
423
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,818
I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
424
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:07,821
YOU ASKED ME
TO MARRY YOU.
425
00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:09,623
OH!
426
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:10,357
RIGHT!
427
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,959
WOW! ALL RIGHT.
428
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:15,863
WELL, UM, THAT'S
SUPER-DUPER THERE.
429
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,264
YOU WERE JUST
SO INTENSE.
430
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,332
I COULDN'T GET
WHAT YOU WERE SAYING
OUT OF MY HEAD,
431
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,202
SO I ASKED MY MOTHER,
MY PRIEST, ALLISON,
KRISTINA, AND BRITTANY,
432
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,105
AND THEY ALL SAID NO,
BUT--BUT I SAY YES!
433
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,607
W-W-W-WAIT. YOU DIDN'T
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER?
434
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:30,143
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN MARRY A GIRL
435
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,380
WHO DOESN'T LISTEN
TO HER MOTHER.
436
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,649
TOMMY, ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND?
437
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:38,185
NO, HARDLY. I'M JUST
SAYING THAT WE HAVE TO
CAREFULLY CONSIDER--
438
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,087
YOU'VE CHANGED
YOUR MIND. YEAH.
439
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,255
I'M AN IDIOT.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHY
I SAID NO TWICE.
440
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,323
NO, BUT, ALISSA, I--
441
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,892
BUT THEN I STARTED
THINKING, YOU KNOW,
442
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:47,928
ABOUT HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU
AND HOW GREAT WE ARE TOGETHER
443
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,329
AND HOW I'D NEVER
WANT TO LOSE THAT.
444
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,031
AND SURE, IT'S IMPULSIVE,
445
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,400
BUT SOME OF THE GREATEST
THINGS YOU COULD DO
IN LIFE ARE IMPULSIVE,
446
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,435
AND, I MEAN,
THINK ABOUT IT, TOMMY,
447
00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,640
WE COULD
WAKE UP EVERY MORNING TOGETHER
IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS FOREVER.
448
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:05,078
GOD, I'M A MORON!
449
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,714
ALISSA,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
450
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,315
NO!
451
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,588
LOOK, DICK, I--
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.
452
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,324
YOU CAN SKYDIVE,
BUNGEE-JUMP,
453
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,193
GO OVER NIAGARA FALLS
ON A POGO STICK
FOR ALL I CARE.
454
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,162
JUST DON'T DRAG ME ALONG.
455
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,964
I WOULD THINK
YOU'D BE A LITTLE MORE
GRATEFUL, MARY.
456
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,933
I WANTED YOU
TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCE.
457
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:26,900
THANK YOU.
458
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:29,669
THANK YOU
FOR THE GIFT OF DEATH.
459
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,039
IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
460
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,206
IF YOU WANNA
GO PICK FLOWERS,
461
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,008
PICK FLOWERS
IN A NICE, SAFE PARK.
462
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,310
OH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
463
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,078
THERE'S A TRAIN.
464
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,680
OH, I'VE SEEN
TRAINS BEFORE.
465
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,616
THEY NO LONGER HOLD
ANY EXCITEMENT FOR ME.
466
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,952
DICK!
467
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,153
AAH!
468
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,524
AHH.
469
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,392
OHH.
470
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,027
M-MARY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
471
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:54,962
YES.
472
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,764
OH, MY GOD. THAT TRAIN
COULD HAVE KILLED US.
473
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,899
WE WERE INCHES AWAY
FROM DEATH!
474
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,668
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MY CAR!
475
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,738
BUT WE'RE ALIVE!
MARY, WE'RE ALIVE!
476
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:06,673
DICK, DO YOU SMELL GAS?
477
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,443
YES. I FEEL
LIKE I'M SMELLING IT
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
478
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,779
WE'RE ALIVE!
479
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,120
NICE NIGHT,
ISN'T IT?
480
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:23,490
EH...
481
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,691
GREAT NEWS!
482
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,326
I BLEW UP
MARY'S CAR!
483
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:32,933
NOW I CAN SEE
LIFE LIKE YOU DO,
WITH ALIVENESS.
484
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,134
IT IS NOW.
485
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:38,271
COME, ROLL WITH ME
IN THE DEWY SCENT
OF THE NIGHT JASMINE.
486
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,508
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S WEIRD
IS--IS YOU CAN SMELL IT
EVERY NIGHT,
487
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,476
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
488
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,178
WHAT'S SALLY
TALKING ABOUT, A.J.?
489
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:47,680
A.J. WAS
FULL OF CRAP.
490
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,917
HEART OF GOLD,
FULL OF CRAP.
491
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:53,887
HEY, GUYS,
I JUST HAD ANOTHER
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
492
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,422
ALISSA'S FATHER
FOUND OUT I PROPOSED,
493
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,958
AND HE CAME AFTER ME
WITH A BAT.
494
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,493
SO YOU CAN STILL BE
IN MY SOUL POSSE.
495
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:04,464
UH, IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK
THE SECOND TIME.
496
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,833
BUT LOOK...
497
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:11,338
IN THE DISTANCE I SEE
THE SHINING BRILLIANCE
OF THE LIQUOR MART SIGN.
498
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,273
REMEMBER THIS MOMENT, DICK.
499
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,609
GOD, I WISH I COULD SEE
WITH YOUR CLARITY.
500
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:29,756
CAN YOU MAKE OUT
IF THOSE TALL BOYS
ARE STILL ON SALE?
501
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,458
MAN, THIS PLACE
MUST BE GOOD.
502
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,325
LOOK AT THE LINE.
503
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,262
YEAH. WONDER WHAT SOUP
THEY'VE GOT.
504
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:39,466
I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR
A NICE LOBSTER BISQUE ALL DAY.
505
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,935
COME ON, CHESTER,
MOVE IT ALONG.
506
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,536
WE GOT
HUNGRY PEOPLE HERE.
507
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:46,706
YEAH. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS
TO GET BACK TO, ALL RIGHT?
508
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,012
WHAT ARE YOU
ALL LOOKING AT?
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