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[BEEPING]
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WHAT'S WITH THE BEEPER?
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OH, I JUST GOT IT.
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MY PARENTS AREN'T
GETTING ANY YOUNGER,
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AND I FEEL A LITTLE SAFER
KNOWING THAT THEY CAN REACH ME.
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JUST BEING A GOOD DAUGHTER.
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IF ANYTHING,
I AM A GOOD DAUGHTER.
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AREN'T YOU GONNA
CALL BACK?
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YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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OH, NINA, GOOD.
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I NEED MY GRADE REPORTS
BY TOMORROW MORNING,
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OR THE REGISTRAR
IS GONNA USE MY ASS
AS A TETHERBALL.
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I GOTTA RUN.
I LEFT THE REPORTS
ON YOUR COMPUTER.
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I DON'T SEE THEM.
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THEY'RE ON YOUR COMPUTER.
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NINA, DON'T
JERK ME AROUND.
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I THINK WHAT SHE MEANS
IS THAT THE GRADES
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MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE THE COMPUTER.
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YES, MOM, I KNOW.
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3 FOR A DOLLAR
IS A GREAT PRICE
FOR CRENSHAW MELONS.
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YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS BEEPER
FOR EMERGENCIES.
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YEAH, I KNOW THEY'RE
GONNA GO FAST.
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO RISK IT.
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GOOD-BYE.
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HOW AM I GONNA GET
MY GRADES OUT OF THIS?
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THEY'RE NOT
ON THE DISK?
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THE DISK?
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OH, MY GOD.
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YOU KNOW, IN 3 YEARS,
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
USE YOUR COMPUTER.
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IT'S YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET, ISN'T IT?
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YOU'RE A PHYSICS PROFESSOR
WHO'S COMPUTER ILLITERATE.
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I AM NOT.
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BUT IF YOU
EVER NEED MY HELP,
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I...AN ANTHROPOLOGY
PROFESSOR,
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WILL TEACH YOU...
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A PHYSICS PROFESSOR...
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HOW TO OPEN A FILE
WITH YOUR MOUSE.
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HA HA HA!
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COMPUTER, ACTIVATE NOW.
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OH.
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OH HO, SILLY ME.
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IT'S JAPANESE.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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IMA KUMPUTA HAJIMATE!
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INTERESTING HAIR.
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NO, I THINK
THAT'S A HAT.
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NO, I DON'T THINK
A COW WOULD WEAR A HAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
JUST GET A NEW TV?
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WHA...
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NEW TV?
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CAN WE--
CAN WE DO THAT?
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YEAH.
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MY GOD,
THAT'S BRILLIANT!
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THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
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HARRY.
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OHHH!
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OHHH! IT'S BLUE!
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IT'S BLUE!
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OH, MY GOD.
WE'RE PREGNANT!
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I AM THE MAN!
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HARRY!
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I JUST HAS
A BLUE ICY POP.
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OHH.
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WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I'M NOT THE MAN.
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HONEY, YOU
WILL BE THE MAN.
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WE'RE GOING
TO A SPECIALIST
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TO MAKE SURE
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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OK, THAT'S MY CUE.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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GET IT...
AND GET IT. HA!
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TOMMY, AREN'T YOU
GONNA GO WITH
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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NO, I WAS JUST GONNA
STAY HERE AND WATCH.
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THIS IS GROWN-UP STUFF.
GET OUT OF HERE!
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GET IT, HA!
GET IT!
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DICK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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I-I'M JUST, UH,
WORKING ON MY COMPUTER.
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IT'S NOT EVEN ON.
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YES, IT IS.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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YEAH, I-IT'S JUST, UH,
WARMING UP.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO USE A COMPUTER!
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SHUT UP!
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OH, HE HAS NO IDEA!
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I AM A SUPERIOR BEING.
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I CAME TO EARTH
ON A SPACESHIP
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THAT COULD FIT
IN MY PANTS.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH TECHNOLOGY SO BACKWARDS
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IT CAN'T EVEN READ
YOUR THOUGHT WAVES?
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MISS...
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YOU HAVE A VERY
RARE CONDITION
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WHICH CAN ONLY
BE CURED
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BY GETTIN' NAKED.
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WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
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HARRY, THIS IS
SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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I GOTTA BE SURE THAT
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.
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HI, I'M DR. HOWARD.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET PREGNANT.
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OH, BOY,
WE SURE HAVE.
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FOR A WHOLE MONTH.
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IT'S BEEN THE
GREATEST MONTH
OF MY LIFE.
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WELL, A MONTH, THAT'S
A LITTLE EARLY TO PANIC.
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BUT...
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DOING
ANYTHING ELSE.
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WELL,
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IF IT'LL GIVE YOU
SOME PEACE OF MIND,
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WE CAN HAVE
A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.
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SEE, THE REPRODUCTIVE
SYSTEM IS A VERY COMPLEX
PIECE OF MACHINERY.
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OK.
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YOU SEE THIS, HARRY?
THIS IS YOUR URETHRA.
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OH!
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WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT PICTURE?!
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IT'S NOT REALLY YOURS.
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PROBABLY SOME...
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FANCY MALE MODEL,
ISN'T IT?
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SURE.
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HELLO.
MAY I HELP YOU?
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YES. I AM QUITE LIVID!
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I PURCHASED THIS COMPUTER
HERE 2 WEEKS AGO,
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AND I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING WITH IT.
IT'S BROKEN.
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WE HAVEN'T SOLD
THIS MACHINE HERE
FOR 6 YEARS.
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FINE, FINE.
I'LL JUST TAKE
STORE CREDIT, THEN.
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THIS IS STAMPED
"PROPERTY OF
PENDLETON UNIVERSITY."
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YOU HAVE SOLD ME
STOLEN GOODS?
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HOW DARE YOU!
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YOU DID NOT BUY
THIS COMPUTER HERE.
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YOU ARE LYING.
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YOU ARE A LIAR.
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I THOUGHT THE CUSTOMER
WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.
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THAT'S SO CLEAR.
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YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE
WHERE THIS GUY ENDS
AND THIS GUY STARTS.
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OH, WHOA, THIS ONE'S
EVEN BETTER.
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OH, YEAH!
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BUT IT PALES
IN COMPARISON
TO THIS...
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MASTERPIECE!
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TOMMY.
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HUH?
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SWEET MOTHER!
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Both: THERE'S A PICTURE
IN THAT PICTURE!
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S SO LITTLE.
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I COULD JUST SIT DOWN
AND REST IT RIGHT HERE
ON MY, UH...
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UH, THIGH SHELF.
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UH, NOW, ALL YOU DO
TO CLEAR THE SCREEN--
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THAT MUCH I KNOW.
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I HAVE SOMETHING
SIMILAR TO THIS AT HOME.
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OK, YOU GUYS.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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4-HEAD VHS
AUTO-TRACKING DELICIOUSNESS.
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525 LINES
OF RESOLUTION.
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OOH, YEAH!
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HOWEVER, IT SAYS HERE
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THAT THIS VCR
ONLY HAS 250 LINES.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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NOTHING.
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A-ARE YOU SAYING
THAT THESE COLORS
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COULD BE
MORE VIBRANT?
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THIS LOOKS GOOD TO ME.
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I AM SAYING, TOMMY,
THAT IF WE WENT DIGITAL,
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WE'D GET THE MOST
OUT OF OUR BITCHIN' TV.
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SO IT WOULD REALLY
BE A WASTE OF MONEY
NOT TO.
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THIS REALLY LOOKS FINE.
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IT'S HORRIBLE!
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PACK IT UP.
THIS PIECE OF CRAP'S
GOING BACK.
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GRRRRRR!
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HARRY, CUT IT OUT.
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I GOTTA FIND OUT
IF I'M OVULATING.
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OK.
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NOW WE CAN BEGIN.
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OH. OK.
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GRRRRR!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GET AWAY FROM THAT TV.
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WHY?
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THE ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD
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CAN WREAK HAVOC
ON YOUR SWIM TEAM.
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OHH!
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY.
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TAKE OFF THE ROBE.
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TAKE IT OFF?
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TAKE OFF THE ROBE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WHAT?
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
SUCH CONSTRICTIVE UNDERPANTS?
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00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:04,678
WELL, DICK WAS DONE
WITH THEM.
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HARRY, YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE NOT HELPING
THE CAUSE.
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
WITH THE PROGRAM.
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TAKE 'EM OFF.
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WHAT?
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TAKE 'EM OFF NOW.
TAKE 'EM OFF.
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IF IT'S ALL
THE SAME TO YOU,
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I THINK I'LL JUST
LEAVE THEM ON.
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[SOBBING]
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HARRY!
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OK, CONFIGURE
MODEM FILE.
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WHERE'S
THE MODEM FILE?
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GO TO YOUR CONTROL PANEL.
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MY WHAT?
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YOUR CONTROL PANEL
ON YOUR DESKTOP.
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WHERE?
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ON YOUR COMPUTER'S
DESKTOP.
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THAT'S NOT A DESKTOP.
THIS IS A DESKTOP.
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THAT'S A SCREEN.
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NO, NO, NO.
QUIT THIS.
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COMMAND...
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THAT'S CONTROL.
HIT COMMAND. COMMAND!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, DICK!
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AAAAHHHHH!
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THERE.
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[BEEPER BEEPS]
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OH, GREAT.
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DON'T TELL ME, MANGOS
ARE 3 FOR A DOLLAR.
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I'M GONNA GO USE
YOUR PHONE.
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[MUTTERING TO HERSELF]
I'M SO SMART.
GET HER A BEEPER.
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GOOD DAUGHTER.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,238
NOW, THIS
IS HIGH QUALITY.
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00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,439
OH, YEAH!
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DVDs, BABY!
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DIGITAL VIDEO...
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DYNAMITE.
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THIS RESOLUTION
IS PERFECT.
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,716
OH, THE COLORS
ARE SO ALIVE.
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IT'S LEPRECHAUN 2.
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WHOA, WHOA,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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THERE'S A BONUS
AUDIO TRACK
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WHERE YOU CAN HEAR
THE DIRECTOR'S COMMENTS.
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THE DIRECTOR OF
LEPRECHAUN 2.
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OOH, AND LOOK,
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AT THE END YOU CAN SEE
THE ORIGINAL TRAILERS
FOR THE MOVIE.
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YOU'RE PAYING TO
WATCH THE COMMERCIALS
FOR LEPRECHAUN 2!
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DIGITALLY REMASTERED.
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THE RESOLUTION OF
THIS DVD IS SO GOOD...
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IT'S ALMOST A SHAME
TO WATCH THEM
ON A SMALLISH TV.
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IT'S LIKE LOOKIN'
AT THE MONA LISA
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WHILE SOMEONE'S JABBING
A STICK IN YOUR EYE.
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IS IT THAT BAD?
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WE NEED A NEW TV!
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PACK IT UP.
THIS PIECE OF CRAP
IS GOIN' BACK.
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00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,330
NOTHING.
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00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:03,197
I'VE DONE
EVERYTHING YOU ASK,
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AND WHAT DO I GET?
NOTHING!
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00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:06,334
THAT'S IT!
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00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,501
BON VOYAGE.
245
00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:09,603
IT'S OUT TO THE LANDFILL
WITH YOU!
246
00:11:09,637 --> 00:11:12,606
Computer: WELCOME.
247
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,007
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
248
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,609
YOU HAVE MAIL.
249
00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:18,379
I DO?
250
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:22,816
NO, MOM, I DON'T HAVE
GRANDMA'S RECIPE
FOR APPLE PAN DOWDY.
251
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,719
LOOK, EVERY TIME
THIS BEEPER GOES OFF,
I THINK YOU'RE DEAD,
252
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,121
AND I'M STARTING
TO GET DISAPPOINTED.
253
00:11:30,258 --> 00:11:33,594
NO, MOM, I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
254
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,664
BYE.
255
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,500
THE HELL I AM!
256
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,401
OH, MY GOD.
257
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,836
ART, SCIENCE,
PHILOSOPHY.
258
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,737
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
259
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,838
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, DICK?
260
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,342
I-I'M ON-LINE!
261
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,443
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY CALL THIS?
262
00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:50,878
THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
263
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,746
THE ENTIRE PLANET
IS AT MY FINGERTIPS.
264
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,881
HMM, GOOD FOR YOU.
265
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,249
GOOD FOR ALL OF US.
266
00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:56,850
WE'VE SPENT
ALL THIS TIME
267
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,151
TRYING TO GET CLOSER
TO HUMANITY,
268
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,454
AND NOW WE HAVE
INSTANT ACCESS
269
00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:02,590
TO EVERY CULTURE
ON EARTH!
270
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:05,025
EXCEPT THE FRENCH.
271
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,795
AH! THERE THEY ARE!
272
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,863
LUCKY US.
273
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,767
[SINGING FRENCH
NATIONAL ANTHEM]
274
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,537
YOU KNOW, DICK, IF WE'RE
GONNA MAKE IT TO DINNER,
WE BETTER GO NOW.
275
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,272
EVERY PLACE IS GONNA
BE CLOSED IN AN HOUR.
276
00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:20,474
I'M SORRY, MARY.
I--I CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
277
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:21,241
WHY?
278
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,344
I HAVE A WHOLE WORLD
TO EXPLORE.
279
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,346
AND IN 15 MINUTES,
THERE'S AN ON-LINE CHAT
280
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,280
WITH JENNIFER
LOVE HEWITT,
281
00:12:26,314 --> 00:12:28,549
AND NO WAY
AM I MISSING THAT!
282
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,392
[1812 OVERTURE PLAYS]
283
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:42,396
MMM!
284
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,931
NOW, THIS
IS A TELEVISION!
285
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,566
OH, GOD.
286
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,100
LOOK HOW BIG
EVERYTHING IS.
287
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,804
THAT VIOLIN
LOOKS LIKE A CELLO.
288
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,173
NO, THAT IS A CELLO.
289
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,408
OH, I WAS WONDERING
WHY THAT DUDE
290
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:57,911
WAS PLAYING THE VIOLIN
BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
291
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,580
COME ON, HARRY.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE CLINIC.
292
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,815
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE STUPID CLINIC.
293
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,150
HARRY,
294
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,352
FACE IT,
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
295
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,454
I AM NOT IMPOTENT.
296
00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:11,859
HELLO, ALISSA.
297
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,528
HOW'S SCHOOL?
298
00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:14,962
GOOD.
299
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,129
THAT'S GREAT.
300
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,130
YEAH.
301
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:23,904
THAT BY UTILIZING
A VISCOUS BARRIER,
302
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,408
WE MINIMIZE BONDING
BETWEEN ANY 2 SUBSTANCES.
303
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,477
NOW, YOU
UNDERSTAND FRICTION,
304
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:30,878
AND I...
305
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,380
HAVE A NICE OMELET.
306
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,489
ANY QUESTIONS?
307
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:44,892
UM...
308
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,727
WHY ARE YOU
ON A COMPUTER?
309
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:51,599
MY ACTUAL PRESENCE
IS NO LONGER NECESSARY
310
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:52,633
IN THE LEARNING PROCESS.
311
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,702
THIS IS MY NEW LIVE WEBCAM
312
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:57,738
AT WWW.PLANETSOLOMON.COM.
313
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,773
IT'S ON ME 24 HOURS A DAY.
314
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:03,010
NOW, ANYBODY CAN LOG ON.
315
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,812
YOU CAN WATCH ME DO
ALMOST EVERYTHING,
316
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,748
AND, UH, FOR A SMALL FEE...
317
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,417
EVERYTHING.
318
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,423
NOW, WHAT I'D
LIKE TO DO NOW
319
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:17,324
IS TAKE
AN AGGRESSIVE APPROACH
320
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,495
BY RUNNING AN EXTENSIVE
BATTERY OF TESTS ON YOU, HARRY.
321
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,463
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
322
00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:25,332
IT DOESN'T SOUND GREAT.
323
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,468
YOU JUST RELAX.
324
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,471
DRINK THIS SOLUTION,
AND I'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE FOR THE X-RAY.
325
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,640
LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S JUST KOOL-AID.
326
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:35,175
KOOL-AID WITH
RADIOACTIVE TRACERS.
327
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:40,814
HARRY, LISTEN TO ME.
WE'RE GONNA
GET THROUGH THIS.
328
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:42,483
YOU KNOW
THAT DR. HOWARD?
329
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:44,351
HE'S GOT THIS
LITTLE TINY CAMERA
330
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,589
THAT HE CAN SEND
STRAIGHT UP YOUR--
331
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,858
OK, THAT'S IT!
332
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:55,563
NO MORE SPECIALISTS,
333
00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:57,364
NO MORE EQUIPMENT,
334
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,633
AND NO MORE
RADIOACTIVE KOOL-AID.
335
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,735
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
336
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:04,371
NOW YOU LISTEN
TO ME, BABY.
337
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,306
THIS ISN'T
ABOUT DOCTORS
338
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,675
OR MEDICINE.
339
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,409
IT'S ABOUT
YOU AND ME, BABY--
340
00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,544
2 PEOPLE IN LOVE.
341
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:11,311
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
342
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,682
YEAH!
343
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:16,784
NOW, IF WE'RE GONNA
MAKE A BABY,
344
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:19,553
WE'RE GONNA DO IT
THE NATURAL WAY.
345
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,288
OH, HARRY.
346
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,324
VICKI, I SUGGEST
YOU JOIN ME
347
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,094
UP HERE ON THIS
BUTCHER PAPER RIGHT NOW.
348
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,299
YEAH!
349
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,735
AND GET IT,
AND GET IT...
350
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:38,371
YOU SEE, ALISSA,
THE PROBLEM
WASN'T THE TV.
351
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,408
THE PROBLEM WAS
WE DIDN'T HAVE
DOLBY 6-SPEAKER
352
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,843
DIGITAL
SURROUND-SOUND.
353
00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:47,014
STUPID!
354
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,816
BUT NOW...
355
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,752
WE HAVE EVERYTHING.
356
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,920
OK.
357
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,522
HOLD ON.
358
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,657
[ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT
THEME PLAYS]
359
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,591
OK.
360
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,993
WE'RE AT
30% VOLUME.
361
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,428
[MUSIC LOUDER]
362
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,997
40%.
363
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,233
50%.
364
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,100
AHHH!
365
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,569
STOP IT!
366
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:10,070
WHOOOOOAAA!
367
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,040
I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT
368
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,308
AT CARNEGIE FREAKIN' HALL.
369
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,145
AWESOOOOMMME!
370
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,981
TURN IT DOWN!
371
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,349
HOW LOUD DO YOU
NEED TO HEAR
372
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,786
THAT IT'S MARY
STEENBURGEN'S BIRTHDAY?
373
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,754
LOUDER?
374
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:27,855
WE DID IT.
375
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:30,323
WE HAVE THE ULTIMATE
HOME THEATER SYSTEM!
376
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,925
YEAH!
YEAH!
377
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,862
HA!
378
00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:36,664
EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH
DID ALL OF THIS COST?
379
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:39,366
HOW MUCH DID IT COST?
380
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,534
NO MONEY DOWN, BABY.
381
00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:42,670
THAT'S HOW MUCH
IT COST.
382
00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:44,037
HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?
383
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,807
NO PAYMENTS TILL
THE FOURTH OF JULY.
384
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,275
UH-HUH!
385
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,710
THEN HOW MUCH
WILL IT COST?
386
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:04,825
$45,000.
387
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:05,559
PACK IT UP.
388
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,661
THIS PIECE OF CRAP'S
GOING BACK.
389
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,164
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
390
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,465
Sally: DICK.
391
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,569
WE'RE GOING TO THE
TASTE OF RUTHERFORD'S
STREET FESTIVAL.
392
00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:16,369
YOU COMING?
393
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,805
COMING?
394
00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:19,272
I'M ALREADY THERE.
395
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,741
THERE'S A LIVE
VIDEO STREAM
396
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:21,809
FROM THE ROOF OF THE BANK.
397
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,477
IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHILI BOOTH
IS THE PLACE TO BE.
398
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,017
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
399
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,318
Tommy: DICK, WE'RE
GOING TO A MOVIE.
400
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:35,188
DON'T BOTHER ME.
I'M PERFORMING
VIRTUAL SURGERY.
401
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,456
FINE.
402
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,592
OH! LOOK WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO.
403
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,727
SUCTION!
404
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:43,530
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
405
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,032
Mary: DICK,
ARE YOU IN THERE?
406
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,135
JUST SLIDE THE PIZZA
UNDER THE DOOR, PLEASE.
407
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,973
OH, MY GOD, DICK!
408
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,876
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
TO WORK IN 3 DAYS.
409
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,679
YOUR FAMILY
IS SO CONCERNED
THEY CALLED ME.
410
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,781
THEY NEVER DO THAT.
411
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,850
AHH, MY FAMILY.
412
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:07,821
YES. SALLY, HARRY,
AND THE LITTLE ONE.
413
00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:09,289
HOW ARE THEY?
414
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,459
AGAIN,
THEY'RE CONCERNED.
415
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,997
DICK...I THINK YOU NEED
A LITTLE FRESH AIR.
416
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,232
I'M GOING TO
TAKE YOU OUTSIDE.
417
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,535
I CAN'T ALLOW THAT
TO HAPPEN, MARY.
418
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,037
GET UP!
419
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,140
OW!
420
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,943
WHOO!
421
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:34,047
YOU'VE MADE ME
SO ANGRY, MARY.
422
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:35,582
OH, GO TO HELL!
423
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:39,452
OH...
424
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,587
SO BRIGHT.
425
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:51,965
WHAT THE--
426
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:53,801
HEY, MISTER,
THAT'S MY FRISBEE.
427
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,468
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
428
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,937
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
429
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,071
YEAH.
430
00:18:58,105 --> 00:18:59,406
I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
431
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,909
THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE
ON THIS PLANET.
432
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:03,576
CAN I HAVE MY FRISBEE?
433
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,045
GO LONG, YOUNG MAN.
434
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,546
GO LONG!
435
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,948
[GLASS BREAKS]
436
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,383
NICE THROW, YA FREAK!
437
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,885
WHAT AN ENCHANTING BOY.
438
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,039
THERE IT IS, HARRY.
439
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,707
WE HAD THAT ONE.
440
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,579
SWEET MOTHER!
441
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,282
THERE'S A PICTURE
IN THE PICTURE!
442
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,753
LOOK, EVERYBODY!
443
00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:48,455
I'M ALIVE!
444
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,256
OHH!
445
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,557
IT'S WONDERFUL.
446
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,292
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
447
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,027
OHH!
448
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:55,929
I LOVE YOU ALL!
449
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,430
THIS IS AMAZING.
450
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,299
I CAN SMELL YOU.
451
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,367
DICK!
452
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,234
DICK, YOU'RE OUT.
453
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,170
SALLY, HARRY, TOMMY.
454
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,839
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
455
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:06,907
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
456
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,375
CAN I HELP YOU?
457
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,544
I'M RETURNING $60,000
WORTH OF MERCHANDISE
458
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,645
TO YOU...
459
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,715
MY BROTHER!
460
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,818
I'M ON LUNCH.
461
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,753
SALLY, I'VE MADE
SUCH A MISTAKE.
462
00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:21,321
I THOUGHT
ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY
463
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,656
WOULD HELP ME
WRAP MY ARMS
AROUND HUMANKIND.
464
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,092
BUT I WAS WRONG.
465
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,227
ALL IT GAVE ME
WAS A RAGING CASE
466
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,496
OF CARPAL TUNNEL
SYNDROME.
467
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,332
SO WHAT ABOUT
BEING CONNECTED
TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB?
468
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,001
I WASN'T CONNECTED
TO ANYTHING.
469
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,668
I WAS SEPARATED.
470
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,305
AND THAT'S NOT
WHAT WE CAME
TO THIS PLANET FOR.
471
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,340
THAT'S WHAT
TECHNOLOGY DOES.
472
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,608
TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL!
473
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,343
DICK, JUST BECAUSE
YOU WENT NUTS,
474
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,813
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT ALL TECHNOLOGY
IS EVIL.
475
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:46,980
OF COURSE IT DOES.
476
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:48,281
WHAT ABOUT, UH...
477
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,850
MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY?
478
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,785
MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY
IS OK.
479
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:53,787
OK, UH, WHAT ABOUT
THE COMPUTERS
480
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,989
THAT MAKE SURE
AIRPLANES DON'T CRASH?
481
00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:58,058
THOSE I LIKE.
BUT THAT'S IT.
482
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,827
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE MACHINE
483
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,129
THAT PUTS
THE CREAMY FILLING
IN THE CUPCAKES?
484
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:03,363
HARRY, NO!
485
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,232
I'VE ALREADY
DRAWN THE LINE.
486
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,969
OH...WHO AM I KIDDING?
487
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:13,540
I'M NOT GONNA
MANUALLY INJECT CREAM
INTO MY OWN CUPCAKES.
488
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,276
THAT WOULD'VE
BEEN CRAZY.
489
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,144
CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
490
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:17,978
YES!
491
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:27,054
I AM QUITE LIVID!
492
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,588
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
OUT HERE, ISN'T IT?
493
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,857
YES, IT IS.
494
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:31,992
THIS IS THE WAY
IT SHOULD BE, MARY.
495
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:35,395
JUST YOU AND ME
AND THE STARS
AND THE TREES
496
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,130
AND NOTHING COMING
BETWEEN US.
497
00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,031
[BEEPER BEEPS]
498
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:41,634
OH, GREAT!
HOW DO I TURN
THIS THING OFF?
499
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,971
HERE, LET ME SEE THAT.
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