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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,705 --> 00:00:04,639 * OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA 2 00:00:04,673 --> 00:00:06,841 * OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA 3 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:11,012 * OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA 4 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:15,049 MAMA, TURN IT DOWN! I'M ON A WORD SEARCH! 5 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,084 * OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA 6 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:20,254 * ...DEEP INSIDE OF ME 7 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:24,859 * WHEN YOU HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT * 8 00:00:24,893 --> 00:00:29,530 * YOU LET ME KNOW EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT * 9 00:00:29,564 --> 00:00:32,500 * I--I--I--I--I-- 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:36,070 * I'M HOOKED ON A FEELIN'... * 11 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:39,941 * I'M HIGH ON BELIEVIN' * WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 12 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:43,544 * THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME... * 13 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,380 OK...ALL RIGHT, THEN. 14 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,917 I'LL SEE YOU THEN. OK. BYE. 15 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:49,884 WHO WAS THAT? 16 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:51,185 MY GIRLFRIEND. 17 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,286 YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 18 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,722 YEAH. ALISSA. 19 00:00:53,755 --> 00:00:56,958 SINCE WHEN IS ALISSA YOUR "GIRLFRIEND"? 20 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:59,393 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAN? WE HANG OUT AT SCHOOL TOGETHER. 21 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:03,064 WE BOUGHT A PIZZA TOGETHER. MY GIRLFRIEND. 22 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,233 IF YOU SAY SO. 23 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,069 LOOK, SHE JUST INVITED ME OVER TO GO BABY-SITTING WITH HER. 24 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:11,673 WOULDN'T YOU SAY THAT QUALIFIES AS A BOYFRIEND THING? 25 00:01:11,706 --> 00:01:14,375 NOT IN THE CIRCLES I RUN IN, NO. 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:19,614 WELL, YOU'RE SUPER-WRONG, BECAUSE ALISSA JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. 27 00:01:19,648 --> 00:01:21,349 THAT'S RIGHT. SAY IT ENOUGH, 28 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,919 AND YOU MIGHT JUST START BELIEVIN' IT. 29 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:26,220 I HATE YOU! 30 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:29,824 HELLO, SWEETNESS. 31 00:01:29,858 --> 00:01:32,260 HELLO, VICKI. 32 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,963 LOOK WHAT I DID. I ORDERED WAY TOO MUCH CHINESE FOOD. 33 00:01:34,996 --> 00:01:36,264 I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 34 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:39,934 I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY. [GROWLS] 35 00:01:39,968 --> 00:01:42,103 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, HARRY. 36 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:46,841 YOU'RE A GOOD EATER, YET YOU GOT A STOMACH LIKE A WASHBOARD. 37 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:50,812 YUP, AND A TUSH LIKE A SINK. 38 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,782 YOU GOT GOOD GENES, BABY. 39 00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:57,085 THE KIND OF GENES THAT I WOULD LIKE TO PASS ALONG TO MY CHILD. 40 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:01,522 HMM. YEAH. COULD YOU PASS THE DIM SUM? 41 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,026 HARRY, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, 42 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:08,396 AND, LATELY, MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS JUST TICKIN'. 43 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,832 YEAH. COULD YOU PASS ME SOME MOO SHOO? 44 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:15,670 HARRY... 45 00:02:15,704 --> 00:02:17,471 I WANNA HAVE A BABY. 46 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,174 HAAA! HAAA! 47 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,642 [HACKING] 48 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,183 GOOD MORNING, ALL! 49 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,451 HEY. MM. 50 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,153 WHAT'S WITH THE CLASSIFIED, SALLY? 51 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,088 I'M GETTING MY OWN APARTMENT. 52 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:07,956 EXCUSE ME? 53 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:09,690 I'VE DECIDED I NEED MY OWN SPACE. 54 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,793 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 55 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:12,827 DICK, IT'S TIME. 56 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:13,795 IT'S NOT TIME. 57 00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:15,263 AND WHAT'S MORE, IT WILL NEVER BE TIME. 58 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,032 NOW, I'M GONNA LEAVE AND COME BACK INTO THE ROOM, 59 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,201 AND WE'LL JUST START THIS WHOLE DAY OVER AGAIN. 60 00:03:22,971 --> 00:03:24,438 GOOD MORNING, ALL! 61 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,573 HEY. MORNING. 62 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,541 WHAT'S WITH THE CLASSIFIED, SALLY? 63 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,843 I'M GETTING MY OWN APARTMENT? 64 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:31,045 YOU'RE WHAT?! 65 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:32,781 DICK, I NEED MY OWN SPACE! 66 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:35,316 OUT OF THE QUESTION! WE ARE A UNIT! WE ARE ON A MISSION! 67 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,919 MY MISSION IS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE 68 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:40,354 TO BE AN ADULT HUMAN FEMALE, 69 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,691 AND I'M STILL LIVING WITH MY MIDDLE-AGED BROTHER! 70 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,060 WHEN WE SPLIT UP, WE RISK EXPOSURE. 71 00:03:46,094 --> 00:03:47,728 HARRY, TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER. 72 00:03:47,762 --> 00:03:49,163 I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, DICK. 73 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:51,933 I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING A BABY WITH VICKI. 74 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,002 YOU'RE WHAT?! 75 00:03:54,035 --> 00:03:56,137 DO YOU THINK THAT LAMAZE IS THE WAY TO GO? 76 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,039 I WOULD SAY DRUGS. 77 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,673 ARE YOU INSANE? 78 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,242 WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE DOCTOR SAYS, 79 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:05,847 "CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S AN 8-POUND PURPLE TUBE"? 80 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,481 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE STICKY. 81 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,416 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS UNIT? 82 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,550 WE USED TO STICK TOGETHER. 83 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,652 NOW YOU'RE ALL GOING OFF IN YOUR OWN DIRECTIONS. 84 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,653 WHAT ABOUT YOU, TOMMY? 85 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,388 ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS? 86 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,689 NO. I'M JUST GOING BABY-SITTING 87 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,325 WITH ALISSA, MY GIRLFRIEND. 88 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,059 KEEP DREAMIN'. 89 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,328 NOW STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! 90 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,630 I AM ISSUING A COMMAND DECISION. 91 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,598 NO ONE ON THIS MISSION WILL BE DOING 92 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,901 ANY IMPREGNATING, RELOCATING, OR BABY-SITTING 93 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:30,438 WITHOUT MY EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT! 94 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,274 NOW, LET'S JUST TRY TO START THIS DAY RIGHT, SHALL WE? 95 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,212 GOOD MORNING, ALL! 96 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:39,914 GOOD MORNING, JERK. 97 00:04:39,948 --> 00:04:43,184 JACKASS! CREEP! 98 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,652 THAT'S BETTER. 99 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,325 HELLO. I SEE YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT FOR RENT. 100 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,361 GREAT. NOW, A SALLY SOLOMON 101 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,129 MAY BE BY TODAY TO LOOK AT IT. 102 00:04:55,163 --> 00:05:00,701 PLEASE, DON'T HOLD THE FACT THAT SHE IS A CONVICTED ARSONIST AGAINST HER. 103 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:05,139 WHO AM I? I'M ONE OF HER DRUNKEN AND UNRULY ROOMMATES. 104 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:05,974 THANK YOU. 105 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:08,642 YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU. BYE-BYE. 106 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,111 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 107 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,981 CLIPPING SALLY'S WINGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 108 00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:14,648 SALLY'S LOOKING FOR HER OWN PLACE, 109 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,518 SO HE'S TRASHING HER NAME TO EVERY APARTMENT MANAGER IN TOWN. 110 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,553 CONDOS, TOO. 111 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,821 PUT THAT PHONE DOWN! 112 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:22,190 COULD YOU HOLD, PLEASE? 113 00:05:22,223 --> 00:05:26,427 DICK, PEOPLE GROW. YOU CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER. 114 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,229 WHEN I WENT TO PREP SCHOOL, 115 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:29,998 MY FATHER WOULDN'T LET GO. 116 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:33,067 HE VISITED ME EVERY WEEKEND. 117 00:05:33,101 --> 00:05:35,937 HE WAS ALSO HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE SCHOOL NURSE. 118 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:39,473 BUT THE POINT IS IT DROVE ME CRAZY, 119 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,409 AND IT JUST PUSHED ME FARTHER AWAY. 120 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,610 YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING. 121 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,945 MARY, YOU CAN'T COMPARE ME 122 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:46,647 TO YOUR MORALLY BANKRUPT FATHER. 123 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,282 MY FAMILY IS DIFFERENT. 124 00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:50,751 VERY DIFFERENT. 125 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,921 PROMISE ME YOU'LL STOP THIS. 126 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:54,255 ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE. 127 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,689 THANK YOU. 128 00:05:58,126 --> 00:05:58,993 THANK YOU FOR HOLDING. 129 00:05:59,027 --> 00:06:01,595 I'M WITH A LEADING COLOMBIAN DRUG CARTEL. 130 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,164 YES, AND I'M SCOUTING APARTMENTS 131 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,266 FOR ONE OF MY MULES-- SALLY SOLOMON. 132 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,969 DICK! MUCHAS GRACIAS. 133 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:09,670 I'VE STOPPED, I'VE STOPPED. 134 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,945 HARRY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN THINKING. 135 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:20,014 IF IT'S A GIRL, IT'LL LOOK JUST LIKE ME, 136 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:25,920 AND IF IT'S A BOY, IT'LL LOOK JUST LIKE YOU. 137 00:06:25,954 --> 00:06:30,391 WHAT IF IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE? 138 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,360 NOW, YOU KNOW, THAT DOES HAPPEN. 139 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:36,330 MY SISTER HAD A BABY THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE MY BOYFRIEND. 140 00:06:36,364 --> 00:06:38,599 IT WAS WEIRD, WEIRD. 141 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:42,303 I'M JUST NOT SURE THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 142 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:45,773 OH, HARRY, SEE, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU. 143 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:50,444 NOT ONLY ARE YOU STRONG AND SEXY, BUT YOU'RE A WORRIER. 144 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:53,014 YOU'RE GONNA BE A GREAT DADDY. 145 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:56,550 YEAH. I'LL BE A GREAT DADDY. 146 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,720 I LIKE KIDS. LIKE PLAYING WITH KIDS. 147 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,390 I JUST HOPE THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE. 148 00:07:07,028 --> 00:07:08,862 OK, NOW, HERE'S THE NUMBER WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE. 149 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,031 HERE'S THE CAR PHONE NUMBER, 150 00:07:10,064 --> 00:07:11,732 AND MY SISTER'S NUMBER'S ON THE FRIDGE. 151 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,501 DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 152 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,236 HI. 153 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,671 OH, MR. AND MRS. WHEELER, THIS IS TOMMY. 154 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,539 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOMMY. 155 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,473 NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE NUMBERS, RIGHT? 156 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,042 SHE'S GOT THE NUMBERS. OK, GOOD. 157 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,843 COME ON, LET'S GO. BYE-BYE, NOW. 158 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:26,680 SO, UH, HOW YOU DOING? 159 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,881 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 160 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,617 GOOD. 161 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,153 SO, UH, COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 162 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:35,389 THAT, UM, YOU INTRODUCED ME AS "TOMMY." 163 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:38,092 UH...YEAH. 164 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,293 JUST "TOMMY"? 165 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:40,794 UH-HUH. 166 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,997 INTERESTING. 167 00:07:43,031 --> 00:07:45,533 WOULD YOU PREFER, LIKE, "THE T-MAN"? 168 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,600 WELL, I JUST-- 169 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,402 I DON'T WANT THE WHEELERS TO BE WORRYING 170 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,570 ALL NIGHT ABOUT WHO I AM. 171 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,440 YOU KNOW, "IS HE HER BROTHER TOMMY? 172 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,874 "HER LAB PARTNER TOMMY? 173 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,776 "HER DANCE INSTRUCTOR TOMMY? 174 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,980 HER BOYFRIEND TOMMY? HER DANCE INSTRUCTOR TOMMY?" 175 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:02,350 DANCE INSTRUCTOR? 176 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:04,352 YEAH. I DABBLE IN JAZZ FUSION. 177 00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:06,120 IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE. LET'S WATCH TV. 178 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,760 GOOD NIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY. GOOD NIGHT. 179 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,828 DICK! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? 180 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,430 OR I MIGHT JUST STAY AND WATCH. 181 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:19,733 I'VE CALLED EVERY RENTAL AGENCY IN THIS ENTIRE TOWN. 182 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,069 THEY'VE ALL HUNG UP ON ME! 183 00:08:21,102 --> 00:08:23,571 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR TELEPHONE ETIQUETTE. 184 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,039 ALBRIGHT, YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF. 185 00:08:25,073 --> 00:08:26,207 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 186 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,041 I WAS JUST LEAVING. 187 00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:28,542 IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 188 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,744 PLEASE, JUST SIT DOWN. 189 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,546 THANK YOU. 190 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,849 LOOK, I HAVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT IN MY LIFE 191 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,420 WHERE I FEEL I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY FAMILY ANYMORE, 192 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,189 AND I'D REALLY LIKE YOUR OPINION ON THAT. 193 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:42,590 MARY, TELL HER SHE'S WRONG. 194 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,958 SALLY, NO. EVERY TIME I GIVE YOU ADVICE, 195 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,427 IT BLOWS UP IN MY FACE. 196 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,562 WHAT? NAME ONE TIME. 197 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,697 I CAN NAME 5! 198 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,965 I CAN NAME 7. OH, I CAN NAME 10. 199 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,801 I CAN NAME 12. I DON'T CARE! 200 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,071 LOOK, ALBRIGHT-- 201 00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:59,140 DOCTOR ALBRIGHT... 202 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:00,774 YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF. 203 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,144 I COULD DO THAT, RIGHT? 204 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:05,179 NO COMMENT. 205 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:07,381 SO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 206 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:09,049 I REFER YOU TO MY LAST RESPONSE. 207 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:12,153 MARY, YOU CAN PROVIDE A PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE 208 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:14,555 THAT PROVES WHAT A FRIGHTENING RESPONSIBILITY 209 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,324 LIVING ALONE IS. 210 00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:17,325 IN ORDER TO DO THAT, WE WOULD HAVE TO DETERMINE 211 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:22,596 WHAT THE MEANING OF THE WORD "IS" IS. 212 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,798 ALL RIGHT, LOOK... 213 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:27,268 WOULD YOU, IN A MILLION YEARS, 214 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:33,274 LIVE IN AN ATTIC WITH DICK, TOMMY, AND HARRY? 215 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,209 WELL, I REALLY THINK THAT'S A MATTER OF-- 216 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:37,811 ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE. 217 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,515 I WOULD RATHER LIVE IN A BOX BEHIND THE 7-ELEVEN. 218 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:42,750 OH, DAMN! 219 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,454 HA HA! AREN'T BABIES CUTE, HARRY? 220 00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:48,189 OH, LOOK, THERE'S ME! 221 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:50,124 I HAD JUST LEARNED TO WALK. 222 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,993 AND YOU'RE IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT! 223 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,528 I WAS "LITTLE MISS BOWL-A-RAMA." 224 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,096 AWW! 225 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,532 SHUT UP! THE SITUATIONS ARE NOT COMPARABLE! 226 00:09:58,566 --> 00:10:01,535 DICK, I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND! 227 00:10:01,569 --> 00:10:04,272 HARRY, GET AWAY FROM THAT STRUMPET! 228 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:06,307 I'M DOING YOUR JOB HERE. YOU KNOW THAT. 229 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,009 OUT! OUT! OUT! 230 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,012 BOY, YOUR BROTHER'S GOT SOME CONTROL ISSUES. 231 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,348 HE'S A FREAK! 232 00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:16,650 HE WON'T EVEN LET ME GET MY OWN PLACE. 233 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,588 THERE'S A ROOM OVER THE GARAGE I USED TO RENT OUT. 234 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:24,425 WHAT? MAMA, THAT PLACE IS CONDEMNED. 235 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,828 I KNOW. IT'S JUST ASBESTOS AND BAD WIRING. 236 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,863 NOTHING A LITTLE PAINT WON'T FIX. 237 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,532 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS PLACE. 238 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:36,237 WELL... THIS IS IT. 239 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:39,540 [LONG GASP] 240 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:42,843 OH, WOW! 241 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,146 I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS PLACE. 242 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:48,282 NOW, THERE'S NO KITCHEN. 243 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:51,018 WHICH MEANS NO DISHES, HUH? 244 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,920 OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! 245 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,855 I KNOW-- RAT DROPPINGS. I'M SORRY. 246 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:58,125 NO--A WINDOW! 247 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,161 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE'D BE A WINDOW. 248 00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:07,034 WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO PUT A HOLE! 249 00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:12,406 OK, DUBIE... 250 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,176 HOW MUCH ARE YOU CHARGING FOR THIS PLACE? 251 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:19,112 MMM... 75 A MONTH. 252 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,548 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 253 00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:21,615 OK, 60. 254 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:23,451 I'LL TAKE IT! 255 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:24,652 I PREFER CASH. 256 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,588 HEY, WHAT SAY WE TACK THIS ONTO DICK'S BILL? 257 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,424 WELL, SURE. IN THAT CASE, IT'S 75. OK. 258 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,965 "GOOD NIGHT, STARS, GOOD NIGHT, AIR, 259 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,134 GOOD NIGHT, NOISES EVERYWHERE. GOOD NIGHT, MOON." 260 00:11:43,671 --> 00:11:46,607 GOOD NIGHT. 261 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,843 AHEM! SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW THE WHEELERS? 262 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,079 OH, UM, MR. WHEELER'S MY MOM'S BOSS. 263 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,515 SO, IF SHE SAW HIM WALKING IN THE HALLS AT WORK, 264 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,486 SHE'D SAY, "HEY, THERE'S MY BOSS, MR. WHEELER." 265 00:11:58,519 --> 00:11:59,487 I GUESS. 266 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,155 OK. SO, IF YOU SAW... 267 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,626 ME...WALKING ALONG IN THE HALLS AT SCHOOL, YOU'D SAY... 268 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,728 "HI, TOMMY." 269 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,862 RIGHT, RIGHT. 270 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,964 [DOORBELL RINGS] 271 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,267 THEY'RE BACK ALREADY? 272 00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,135 LET'S SEE WHO'S AT THE DOOR. 273 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,008 OH, MY GOD! IT'S A COUPLE OF SCARY WEIRDOS. 274 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,715 YEAH. THAT'S MY UNCLE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. 275 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,119 HELLO. WE UNDERSTAND THERE'S A BABY ON THE PREMISES. 276 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,322 AND THERE HE IS! OH! OH! 277 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:37,391 WOOJIE, WOOJIE, WOOJIE, WOOJIE! CUTE THING. 278 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,191 TAKE HIM. WHAT? 279 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,259 YOU'LL LIKE HIM. YOU'LL SEE. 280 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:42,463 ARE YOU SURE? YOU'LL LIKE IT. 281 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:46,467 AHH...HIYA, HON. 282 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,803 SO...YOU TWO KIDS THINKING OF HAVING KIDS? 283 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,277 COME ON, DICK. IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT. 284 00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:58,546 NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 285 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:01,415 YOU CAN EAT THE REST OF WHAT I CAN EAT. 286 00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:03,317 COME ON, CHEER UP, DICK. 287 00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:05,986 SALLY WANTS HER OWN SPACE? LET HER HAVE IT. 288 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,455 YOU GOTTA ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. 289 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:09,923 LOOK AT ME. I'VE MOVED ON. 290 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,359 SALLY GAVE ME THE OLD HEAVE-HO, 291 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,261 AND HERE I AM, ABOUT TO PUT THIS PLACE OUT OF BUSINESS! 292 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,230 I CAN'T. I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HER TO COME BACK. 293 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,700 I KNOW. YOU'RE CONCERNED FOR HER SAFETY. 294 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,735 OH, THAT'S A LAUGH. 295 00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:24,438 LOOK, SALLY MAY BE A TOUGH COOKIE, 296 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:27,708 BUT IN A LOT OF WAYS, SHE'S NAIVE, AND THAT MAKES HER VULNERABLE-- 297 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:32,245 EASY PICKIN'S FOR ANY RAT-BASTARD PSYCHO WITH A GOOD HAIRCUT! 298 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,815 STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER, EH, DON? 299 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,683 MAYBE. 300 00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:38,919 MORE SHRIMP HERE, JOHNNY! 301 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,589 IF SALLY ONLY UNDERSTOOD THE WORKINGS OF THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT, 302 00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,290 SHE'D MOVE BACK IN A HEARTBEAT. 303 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,324 CRIMINAL ELEMENT? 304 00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,660 EXACTLY HOW DOES THIS CRIMINAL ELEMENT WORK? 305 00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,261 IT'S THE USUAL STORY. 306 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,765 SHE COMES HOME TIRED AND FORGETS TO CLOSE THE BLINDS. 307 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:55,903 SHE PUTS ON A TEDDY AND PARADES IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW. 308 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,305 SUDDENLY, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. 309 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,206 IS IT PIZZA? 310 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,675 NO! 311 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,244 IT'S DR. NEFARIOUS IN A SKI MASK AND A HATCHET! 312 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,345 SHE'S SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF, 313 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,147 BUT NOBODY CAN HEAR HER BECAUSE OF THE TRAIN PASSING! 314 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,282 CLICKETY-CLACK! CLICKETY-CLACK! CLICKETY-CLACK! 315 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,418 WHOO-WHOOOOO! 316 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,619 HUHN! HUHN! HUHN! 317 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:13,086 AAAAAAH! 318 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,791 NOT A PRETTY PICTURE... BUT IT COULD HAPPEN. 319 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:19,292 YOU'RE RIGHT, DON. 320 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,762 IN FACT, I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL HAPPEN! 321 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,406 SO... 322 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,410 YOU WANT ME TO GO BUY Y'ALL SOME WINE? 323 00:14:36,444 --> 00:14:38,812 NO, THAT'S OK. 324 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:41,048 THEY PROBABLY GOT PLENTY AROUND HERE. 325 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,218 SO, UM... 326 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,254 YOU EVER BEEN TO VEGAS? 327 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:52,426 LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE? 328 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,795 NOTHIN'! 329 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,530 WELL, HARRY, YOU CAN'T JUST TALK TO HIM 330 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:57,565 WHILE HE SITS THERE. 331 00:14:57,598 --> 00:14:58,532 YOU GOTTA, 332 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:01,034 YOU GOTTA PICK HIM UP AND PLAY WITH HIM, SEE? 333 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,737 GO AHEAD. YOU'LL FEEL IT. 334 00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:07,975 WELL, I DON'T FEEL IT, BUT I SURE SMELL IT. 335 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,510 AND NOW I FEEL IT. 336 00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:10,811 HERE. LET ME TAKE HIM. 337 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,412 NO, NO, NO, NO. NOW, LISTEN, 338 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:14,482 Y'ALL JUST GO ON AND GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM. 339 00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:16,684 WE'LL HOLD THE FORT DOWN HERE, OK? 340 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:17,585 ARE YOU SURE? 341 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:20,353 GO ON! GO ON! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. 342 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,789 OK. 343 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,390 WAIT. DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID? 344 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,192 LOOK, WILLIAM'S GOT A LOAD IN HIS DIAPER, 345 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,594 AND IF SHE WANTS TO DEAL WITH IT, THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 346 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,529 NO, NO, NO. BEFORE, BEFORE. 347 00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:31,799 SHE SPECIFICALLY REFERRED TO ME AS YOUR, UM... 348 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,100 YOU KNOW... 349 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,334 BOYFRIEND? 350 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,169 MM-HMM. 351 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,839 SO? 352 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:42,610 SO NOTHING. THAT'S GREAT. LET'S GO. 353 00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,845 IN YOUR FACE, MAN! 354 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:04,565 [RATTLE] 355 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:05,465 UH... 356 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,167 AHEM. 357 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004 WHO'S THERE? 358 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,640 [CAT SCREECHES] 359 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:15,142 [SIGHS] 360 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,877 IT'S JUST A CAT. 361 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,444 IT'S JUST A CAT. 362 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,779 OK. 363 00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:26,219 [HUMMING] 364 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,372 LIEUTENANT! 365 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,608 LIEUTENANT! 366 00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:48,809 WHAT? 367 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,343 IT'S ME! 368 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,512 I KNOW! 369 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,147 STOP CHOKING ME! 370 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,584 THAT'S AN ORDER! 371 00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:58,518 JESUS, DICK! 372 00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,153 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? 373 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,290 I CAME HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW VULNERABLE YOU ARE LIVING ALONE. 374 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,024 DICK! 375 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,258 LIEUTENANT, WE BELONG TOGETHER! 376 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,794 YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE UNIT! 377 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,262 I AM NOT LEAVING THE UNIT! 378 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,432 I JUST NEED MY OWN SPACE. 379 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,969 I WANT THE HAIR IN THE SINK TO BE MINE. 380 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,838 YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T BE UNDER MY ROOF. 381 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,273 I'M NOT THAT FAR AWAY. 382 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,776 LOOK, WHEN I OPEN MY DOOR, 383 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,646 I CAN SEE RIGHT INTO TOMMY'S BEDROOM. 384 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:26,847 YOU CAN? 385 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,381 OH, MY GOD. 386 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,550 HE HAS NO PRIVACY AT ALL. 387 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,055 I'M GONNA BE OK, DICK. 388 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,123 I'VE LEARNED A LOT. 389 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,559 WELL, YOU'VE HAD A GOOD TEACHER. 390 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,461 I GUESS I BETTER GO DEAL WITH HARRY NOW. 391 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,396 HIGH COMMANDER... 392 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,766 PROCEED WITH CARE AND DISCIPLINE. 393 00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,569 YOUR COUNSEL HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED. 394 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,612 HELLO! 395 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,482 HOWDY! 396 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,353 RRR RRR RRR! 397 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,655 AMAZING! 398 00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:10,090 200 TIMES, AND HE STILL THINKS IT'S FUNNY. 399 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,426 AND FOR SOME REASON, SO DO I. 400 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,862 HONEY, YOU CAN STOP NOW. 401 00:18:14,895 --> 00:18:17,097 RRRR! I MEAN IT! 402 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,766 OK. 403 00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,734 HEY, LITTLE ONE, LOOK AT YOU. 404 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:23,003 OH, YEAH. 405 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,538 BOY, BET YOU'RE GONNA BE SOMETHING 406 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,908 WHEN YOU GROW UP, HUH? 407 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,144 POSTAL WORKER... 408 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:34,047 TOLL BOOTH OPERATOR... 409 00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:37,250 OR MAYBE EVEN THE PRESIDENT... 410 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,820 OF A FAN CLUB. 411 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,789 OH, I ENVY YOUR PARENTS. 412 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,424 VICKI. 413 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,193 YEAH? 414 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,562 I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE GUY. 415 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,404 BUT I DESERVE AS MUCH HAPPINESS AS THE NEXT GUY. 416 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,571 OH, HARRY! 417 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,273 OH, VICKI! 418 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,377 HARRY, STOP IT THIS INSTANT! 419 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,980 DICK, DIDN'T YOU EVER LEARN TO KNOCK? 420 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,048 I'M WARNING YOU, HARRY, 421 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,617 IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS FOOLHARDY ESCAPADE 422 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,619 AND IMPLANT THIS EMPTY RECEPTACLE 423 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,521 WITH YOUR COSMIC SEED, 424 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,190 YOU WILL NO LONGER ENJOY THE PROTECTION OF OUR UNIT. 425 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,192 ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR FAMILY? 426 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,694 NO! 427 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:23,731 ALTHOUGH YOU'RE NOT. 428 00:19:23,764 --> 00:19:25,899 HARRY KNOWS WHAT I MEAN. 429 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:29,069 SO WHAT'S YOUR DECISION? 430 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,704 DICK... 431 00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:34,507 WOULD YOU PLEASE HOLD WILLIAM FOR A SECOND? 432 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,576 VICKI... 433 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,945 LET'S MAKE A BABY! 434 00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,947 YAHOO! YEAH! 435 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,283 WE'RE HOME! 436 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,092 OH, WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE? 437 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,526 THIS MORNING WE WERE ALL TOGETHER, 438 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,562 AND NOW LOOK AT US. 439 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,797 SALLY'S LIVING IN A GARAGE, 440 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,432 AND HARRY'S WITH THAT VICKI. 441 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,534 IT'S THOSE DAMN DUBCEKS. 442 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,603 OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD, 443 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,907 WHY DID WE HAVE TO MOVE INTO THIS ONE? 444 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,942 WELL, IT WAS THE FIRST PLACE WE LOOKED. 445 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,911 THAT'S TRUE. 446 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,913 YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, 447 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,848 I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, 448 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:18,919 SOMETIMES FOR HOURS... 449 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,020 AND I COMMEND MYSELF 450 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,090 FOR HOW WELL I'VE KEPT THIS UNIT TOGETHER. 451 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,525 BUT TONIGHT I SEE ONLY FAILURE. 452 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,127 I'M A BAD HIGH COMMANDER. 453 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,030 OH, YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT HIGH COMMANDER. 454 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,899 IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT PLANET. 455 00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:33,066 YOU KNOW, HUMANS GROW. 456 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,334 IT MAKES OTHER HUMANS HURT. 457 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,535 IT'S EARTH. 458 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,671 YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 459 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,007 HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH? 460 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,208 DICK, I'M THE OLDEST. 461 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,242 WHEN YOU GET TO BE MY AGE, 462 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,676 YOU JUST KNOW THINGS. 463 00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:46,947 ARE YOU GONNA BE OK? 464 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,549 MM-HMM. 465 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,451 OH, COME HERE, LITTLE BUDDY. 466 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,154 COME ON. IT'S OK. 467 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:58,458 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 468 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,093 TOMMY? 469 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:03,463 ALISSA. 470 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,398 YOU LEFT YOUR BAG AT THE WHEELERS'. 471 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,699 UH... 472 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:10,237 I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS AND YOU ALONE WITH DAD 473 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,906 AND WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU'RE DOING. 474 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:15,876 GET OFF MY LAP! 475 00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:17,777 ALISSA, LOOK, HE'S NOT REALLY MY DAD! 476 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:19,679 HE'S JUST SOME GUY I'M LIVING WITH! 477 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:26,987 NO, NO, NO! ALISSA! 478 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,489 TIME PASSES SO QUICKLY HERE. 479 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,690 YOU'RE PUT ON THIS PLANET, 480 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,758 YOU ASSUME A LIFE, 481 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,660 YOUR LITTLE SUBORDINATES NEED YOU 482 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,128 AND ARE ALWAYS UNDERFOOT, 483 00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,797 ALL ASS AND ELBOWS. 484 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,900 THEN ONE DAY, THEY LEAVE, 485 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,101 AND YOU'RE SITTING ALONE WORRYING 486 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,470 AND WONDERING HOW THEY'RE DOING. 487 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,505 WELL, I'LL FIND OUT. HEY, HARRY, HOW YOU DOIN'? 488 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,673 Harry: OUTSTANDING! 489 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,008 SALLY, HOW ARE YOU? 490 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,511 Sally: AW, SHUT UP! 491 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,446 IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN THEY CALL. 33807

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