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DR. RAVELLI.
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DR. SOLOMON.
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NO, NO.
BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED YOU TO KNOW.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"WE'VE ONLY BEEN SHARING
THIS OFFICE 3 DAYS,
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"AND ALREADY
I HAVE CONCERNS.
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"WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US LAST NIGHT,
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"AND BY THAT,
I MEAN THE KISS,
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WAS, IN HINDSIGHT,
IMPETUOUS, RASH..."
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AND PERFECT.
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OH, THANK GOD.
I THOUGHT SO, TOO.
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NOW I WON'T HAVE TO READ
THE REST OF THIS CRAP.
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NOW HOLD STILL.
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OH, I CAN'T HOLD STILL.
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YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD STILL.
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I CAN'T.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE
GOING OUT WITH JENNIFER.
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SHE'S GOT ME
ALL TANGLED UP
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IN ONE BIG,
DOUGHY LOVE PRETZEL.
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DICK...SIT DOWN.
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I'D FORGOTTEN
WHAT NEW LOVE FELT LIKE.
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SO IT'S LOVE, HUH?
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OH, YES. SHE'S BRILLIANT,
SHE'S KIND,
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SHE HAS THE MOST
DELIGHTFUL GIGGLE.
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MARY NEVER GIGGLES.
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RIGHT. SO WAS THE BREAKUP
WITH MARY MESSY?
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NO, NOT AT ALL.
I HAVEN'T DONE IT.
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YOU HAVEN'T?
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OH, NO. WHO NEEDS
ALL THAT UNPLEASANTNESS?
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT.
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DICK, 2 LADIES.
THAT COULD BLOW UP
IN YOUR FACE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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AS A MAN WITH AN ACTIVE
FANTASY LIFE,
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I CAN RESPECT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH,
BUT IT CAN'T WORK.
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YOU'VE GOT TO DO RIGHT
BY MARY.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
I'VE GOT IT!
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I'LL PICK UP JENNIFER,
THEN I'LL SWING BY THE OFFICE
TO BREAK UP WITH MARY,
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BUT I WON'T KISS JENNIFER
UNTIL AFTERWARDS.
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING
LIKE A MAN.
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I LOOK ABSOLUTELY
PRECIOUS.
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HERE WE ARE.
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NOW, I JUST HAVE TO
RUN UP TO THE OFFICE
FOR A LITTLE ERRAND.
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OK.
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YOU STAY IN THE CAR,
AND I'LL TRY TO BE
QUICK.
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FEAR NOT. I'LL BE FINE,
MY DEAR DARLING DICK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THAT
YOU DID THERE?
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A PLAYFUL HOMAGE
TO MY GOOD FRIEND MOLIäRE.
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OH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE RHYMING.
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AND YOU DO IT
WITH FLAIR.
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SCIENTIST AND POET.
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HOW EXTRAORDINAIRE!
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OK, OK. NO RHYMING
TILL I GET BACK.
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NINA, COULD YOU
LEAVE FOR A MINUTE?
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NO.
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MARY, WE HAVE TO TALK.
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OK.
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NOW, I WANT YOU
TO HEAR ME OUT
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BEFORE YOU START
YELLING AT ME
OR THROWING THINGS.
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I'M LISTENING.
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MARY, I'VE BEEN TALKING
TO MY GOOD FRIEND DON,
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AND WE THINK
THAT IT'S TIME
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THAT YOU AND I STARTED
SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE
THESE DAYS,
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WE BARELY GET TO SEE
EACH OTHER, ANYWAY.
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AH, HERE IT IS.
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MY CAREER IS
GETTING IN THE WAY OF
OUR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN.
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OK, FINE, DICK.
GO AHEAD.
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WELL...
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WELL, THAT WAS EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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I MEAN, WHO AM I
TO STAND IN YOUR WAY?
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GO OUT INTO
YOUR WORLD OF OPTIONS.
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HAPPY SHOPPING.
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DR. ALBRIGHT, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU TAKE THE LEASH
OFF A DOG,
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IT WILL GO
IN THE NEIGHBORS' YARD.
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NINA...
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ALL RIGHT,
DONE IN HERE.
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HEY, HARRY,
I'M DONE.
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YOU CAN BRING
THE CHAIR
BACK IN NOW.
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HARRY? I'M DONE.
YOU CAN BRING
THE CHAIR BACK IN.
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I COULD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
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I'M SAYING THAT
I THINK THAT THIS CHAIR
SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN.
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HARRY, THAT'S
A LIVING ROOM CHAIR.
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IT'S JUST
A LIVING ROOM CHAIR
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BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD
IT'S A LIVING ROOM CHAIR.
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WAIT UNTIL DICK HEARS
HOW YOU'VE BEEN TALKING.
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JUST TRY THE CHAIR.
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THIS IS WEIRD.
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BIG, FLUFFY CHAIR
IN THE KITCHEN.
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AM I RIGHT?
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THIS CHAIR BELONGS HERE!
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THIS IS MADNESS!
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IS IT?
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MY GOD.
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FEELS LIKE MY EYES
HAVE BEEN BLOWN WIDE OPEN.
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IT'S LIKE
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THE KITCHEN BEFORE.
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I MEAN, NEVER TRULY
SEEN IT.
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WHY SHOULD WE ACCEPT
THE NORMS OF DECORATING?
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WHY SHOULD WE
BE BOUND BY SOCIETY'S
DRACONIAN CONSTRICTIONS?
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WHY CAN'T I SIT IN
A BIG, FLUFFY CHAIR
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WHILE I SCRAMBLE
SOME EGGS?
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YOU CAN.
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AND WHY CAN'T THE TOASTER
BE IN THE LIVING ROOM
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SO I CAN MAKE TOAST
WHILE WATCHING TELEVISION?
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OH, WE CAN HAVE
ALL OF THESE THINGS.
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OUR HORIZONS
ARE UNLIMITED.
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I'M A LITTLE
SCARED.
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OH, ME, TOO, HARRY.
ME, TOO.
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OH, DICK,
YOU'LL LOVE THIS PLACE.
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TOFU DOG?
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WHEATGRASS SOUP?
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CELERY HAM?
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THIS IS VERY FUNNY.
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NOW, UH, WHERE'S
THE REAL MENU?
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DICK, THIS IS
A LACTO-OVO-VEGETARIAN
RESTAURANT.
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I HAVE A LOT
OF ALLERGIES.
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ARE THEY BAD?
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WELL, IF I EAT
A PEANUT OR A NUT,
MY FACE SWELLS UP,
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AND MY BODY
EXPLODES IN HIVES.
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OH, THAT IS SO CUTE.
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HERE'S AN ODD BIT
OF TRIVIA FOR YOU.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW
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THAT A PEANUT
IS NOT ACTUALLY A NUT.
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IT'S A LEGUME.
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OH. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW
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THAT A WALNUT IS NOT
ACTUALLY A PEANUT.
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IT IS A WALNUT.
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[GIGGLES]
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YOU NUT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME
OF MY GOOD FRIEND
GEOFFREY CHAUCER.
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IS HE GAY?
BECAUSE IF HE ISN'T,
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I DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING OUT WITH HIM.
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FEAR NOT, MY DEAR DICK.
YOU'VE NO COMPETITION.
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OH, HOW I CRAVE YOU,
MY ACADEMICIAN.
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WHAT SAY WE SKIP DINNER
AND RUSH TO DESSERT?
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LISTEN TO YOU,
YOU IMPETUOUS FLIRT.
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HOW DID WE LIVE
BEFORE THIS?
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IT'S TOUGH TO THINK THAT
IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS
OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION,
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NO ONE EVER
THOUGHT OF THIS.
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IT JUST TOOK
FRESH EYES
TO SEE IT.
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YOU...
AW...
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I'LL GO GET 'EM.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO THINK
WE'LL BE LEAVIN' THIS PLANET
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JUST A LITTLE BETTER
THAN WHEN WE FOUND IT.
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YEAH.
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GUYS, DICK'S HOME.
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OH, GOSH, HE'S GONNA
BE SO EXCITED.
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[HUMMING THE THEME
FROM LOVE STORY]
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DICK...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK I FOUND
MY SOUL MATE.
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NO. WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS?
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THIS?
OH, THIS IS STUPID.
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BLASPHEMER!
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NO, NO!
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IT'S NOT
HIS FAULT.
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WE'RE SO
CUTTING-EDGE,
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IT JUST
CONFUSES HIM.
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PEOPLE HAVE TO BE
EASED INTO THIS.
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CUTTING EDGE? YOU JUST
MOVED THE KITCHEN
INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
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[ALL GROAN]
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WE HAVEN'T MADE
ANY IMPROVEMENTS AT ALL.
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THIS IS JUST
2 LESS-GOOD VERSIONS
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OF THE SAME OLD ROOM.
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OH, GOD, WE'RE IDIOTS.
LET'S MOVE IT ALL BACK.
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NOT SO FAST.
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WHAT IF THERE
WAS A ROOM
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THAT COMBINED
THE COMFORT AND LEISURE
OF THE LIVING ROOM
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WITH THE FOOD-MAKING
CAPABILITIES...
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OF THE KITCHEN?
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EVEN I DON'T BELIEVE
IN THAT XANADU.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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THAT'S A ROOM I'D LIKE
TO HEAR MORE ABOUT.
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DR. RAVELLI.
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DR. SOLOMON.
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A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY,
IS IT NOT?
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I HAD A NICE WALK
FROM THE PARKING LOT.
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I NOTICED YOU HAD
A NICE SHADY SPOT.
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IT'S A HANDICAPPED SPACE.
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I HOPE I'M NOT CAUGHT.
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I'M FEELING A FEELING
I THOUGHT I'D FORGOT.
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IS IT ME,
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00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,275
OR IS THIS ROOM
INCREDIBLY HOT?
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Nina: AHEM.
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METHINKS WE'D BEST
GET BACK TO WORK.
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YOU THINKS? MMM,
THAT'S VERY STREET.
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STREET? CIRCA 1638.
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THAT'S SO FUNNY.
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I'M GONNA GO
WRITE IT DOWN.
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GOSH,
SHE'S ANNOYING.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
YOU BARELY KNOW HER.
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DO YOU?
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I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HER.
I LOVE HER.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT ME?
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OH, YES.
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MY EARS ARE BURNING.
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LET ME PUT THEM OUT
WITH MY TONGUE.
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[GIGGLES]
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DICK, I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD--OH, EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME!
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DICK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MARY, WHAT'S THE BIG
HUMPTY-DOO?
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YOU AND I AGREED
TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D--
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I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
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I MUST SAY,
THIS IS AWKWARD.
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I HAD NO IDEA
YOU TWO HAD A HISTORY.
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WELL, WE DID!
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00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,867
WHAT SAY I TAKE A WALK?
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DICK, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DO THIS.
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DO WHAT? FIND SOMEBODY
WHO HAS TIME FOR ME?
WHO'S DEVOTED TO ME?
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00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:18,145
BIRDS GOTTA FLY, MARY.
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FISH GOTTA SWIM.
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00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:22,983
CAMEL'S GOTTA CARRY WATER
OVER LONG EXPANSES OF DESERT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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WELL, TELL ME THIS.
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00:11:27,455 --> 00:11:28,989
WHAT DOES A RAT DO?
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00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,292
BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT ONE
RIGHT NOW.
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WHERE? AAH! AAH!
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OH, YOU MEAN ME.
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00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,135
SO THIS IS IT?
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00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,037
THE END OF US?
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ARE YOU HAPPY, DICK?
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I AM.
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OHH!
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WELL, YOU ASKED!
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IF I'D KNOWN THAT
YOU AND MARY WERE AN ITEM...
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WERE AN ITEM.
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PAST TENSE.
IT'S OVER.
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MARY AND I
HAD SOME GOOD TIMES.
232
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,996
ACTUALLY, WE HAD--
WOW, 2 YEARS TOGETHER.
233
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,731
AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS OVER?
234
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:14,335
TUESDAY,
AROUND LUNCHTIME.
235
00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:16,570
WELL, 2 YEARS
IS PRETTY GOOD.
236
00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:19,307
MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
WAS A MONTH AND A HALF.
237
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,441
A MONTH AND A HALF?
238
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,310
WELL, MAYBE
NOT THAT LONG.
239
00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:23,544
[GIGGLES]
240
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,813
I'LL HAVE
THE JOY OF SOY.
241
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,115
DEUX.
242
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,883
YOU REALLY LOVE
THAT JOY OF SOY.
243
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,886
IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY
PROTEIN SOURCES I'M ALLOWED.
244
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,322
OH. EVER?
245
00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:37,925
UH...KINDA.
246
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,661
I'M ALLERGIC
TO NUTS AND PEANUTS.
247
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,697
A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW THAT A PEANUT
IS NOT ACTUALLY A NUT...
248
00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:44,965
IT'S A LEGUME.
IT'S A LEGUME.
249
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,667
YES, YOU MENTIONED
THAT BEFORE.
250
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,970
OH, DICK, PRAY TELL,
HAVE I BECOME A BORE?
251
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:54,308
I FIND YOU DELIGHTFUL.
NOW PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
252
00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:57,745
OOH, OHH, THIS SMELLS--
253
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:01,815
MMM. THIS SMELLS--
254
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,050
THIS HAS NO SMELL.
255
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,085
NO.
256
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,687
IT'S SO GOOD FOR YOU.
257
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,255
SO, JENNIFER,
258
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,258
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT...YOU.
259
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,496
WELL, I LOVE TO READ BOOKS.
I COULD READ MOLIäRE ALL DAY.
260
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,465
YES, I KNOW THAT.
BUT BEYOND THAT.
261
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:20,067
TELL ME ALL ABOUT
JENNIFER RAVELLI.
262
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,239
I HAD A BIRD ONCE.
263
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,175
A BIRD. OH, GOOD.
264
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,977
YES, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR BIRD.
265
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,546
HIS NAME WAS MOLIäRE.
266
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,686
YOU HAVE A LITTLE TOFU
ON YOUR LIP.
267
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:41,054
THIS SMOOTHIE IS DELICIOUS.
PLEASE, HAVE A SIP.
268
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,457
AHH. THANK YOU,
BUT NO.
269
00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,192
JUST, PLEASE,
GO LIKE THIS.
270
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,695
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
HOW ABOUT WE KISS?
271
00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:50,398
OK, TIME-OUT. YOU'RE
MISSING MY POINT.
272
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,232
FINISH YOUR FOOD,
AND WE'LL BLOW THIS JOINT.
273
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,735
JUST LISTEN TO ME!
YOU HAVE TOFU
ON YOUR LIP.
274
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,336
IT'S BEEN THERE
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE
AN ETERNITY.
275
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,039
NOW PLEASE JUST FLICK IT
THE HELL OFF YOUR FACE!
276
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,960
THANK YOU.
THAT'S BETTER.
NOW WE CAN EMBRACE.
277
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,238
I LIKE
"LIVING KITCHEN."
278
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,306
I PREFER "KITCHEN ROOM."
279
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,244
KLIVINGTCHEN.
280
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,481
THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL
CALL IT IN GERMANY.
281
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,583
MAYBE WE DON'T
EVEN NEED TO NAME IT.
282
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,653
LOOK, EITHER WE NAME IT,
OR THE MEDIA WILL.
283
00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,588
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
284
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:50,057
KLIVINGTCHEN.
285
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,759
KLIVINGTCHEN.
286
00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:55,763
HELLO, DICK.
DO YOU LIKE?
287
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,631
OH, WHAT'S NOT
TO LIKE?
288
00:14:57,665 --> 00:14:59,667
NO BARRIERS.
NO DISTANCE.
289
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,469
IT'S KIND OF CLOSE.
290
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:06,106
WE'LL BE LIKE--
LIKE SIAMESE TWINS
CONNECTED AT THE HEAD.
291
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,308
OR WE COULD JUST
MOVE THE DESKS BACK.
292
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:12,012
I COULD LOOK AT YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
293
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,715
I CAN SEE EVERY SINGLE
PORE ON YOUR FACE.
294
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:19,252
YOU NUT.
295
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:26,059
[GIGGLING]
296
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,997
[GIGGLING]
297
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,068
OH, DICK, THIS BIT OF TARTUFFE
IS SIMPLY DELICIOUS.
298
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:35,903
LET ME READ IT TO YOU.
299
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,037
UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD.
300
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,071
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
301
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,406
YEP!
302
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:41,575
OH, MARY.
303
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:42,442
HELLO, DICK.
304
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,745
HELLO.
305
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,417
[JENNIFER
LAUGHS LOUDLY]
306
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,522
[DOOR OPENS]
307
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,990
HEY, DR. ALBRIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?
308
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:57,858
I'M BUSY.
309
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,860
OH, OK.
310
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,529
'CAUSE I'M THE DEAN.
311
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:02,863
I'M WORKING. I WORK.
312
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,132
TO THE EXCLUSION
OF EVERYTHING ELSE, I WORK.
313
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,399
ARE YOU OK?
314
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,002
I'M THRILLED.
I'M AT MY JOB.
315
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,171
NO TIME
FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
316
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,341
I'M THE BIG DEAN.
CAREER LADY.
317
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,811
COME ON. THAT DOESN'T
GIVE HIM THE RIGHT
TO DO WHAT HE DID.
318
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,813
NO, IT DOESN'T.
319
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:24,785
HE'S AN IMMATURE,
LOATHSOME, STUPID MAN!
320
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,387
OH, GOD, I MISS HIM.
321
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,724
COME ON, LET'S GO OUT,
GET DRUNK, MAKE FUN OF HIM!
322
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:34,895
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
GOING OUT.
323
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,997
OK.
324
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,099
SIT DOWN.
325
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,773
DUCK.
326
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,510
HEY, HARRY, WE'RE READY
FOR THAT FRIED CHICKEN.
327
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,012
INCOMING!
328
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,916
Tommy: DUCK!
329
00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:00,153
YOU KNOW,
MARY USED TO MAKE
EXCELLENT FRIED CHICKEN.
330
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,589
YEAH, WHATEVER. DUCK!
331
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,194
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
IT'S SHA NA NA.
332
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,862
OH, THAT BOWSER'S
A STITCH.
333
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,898
HARRY, GET BACK TO WORK!
334
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,399
INCOMING!
335
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:18,371
Jennifer: HELLO!
336
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,339
OH, SHE'S HERE.
337
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,574
C'EST MOI.
338
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,475
JENNIFER, THIS IS
HARRY, TOMMY,
339
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,777
DON AND SALLY.
340
00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:26,647
WHY, THERE'S SO MANY,
I'LL KEEP A TALLY.
341
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,717
OH, YOU BROUGHT WINE.
342
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,252
A SMALL TOKEN.
THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
343
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,921
NICE GIFT.
GREAT RHYME.
344
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:35,088
I LOVE THIS ROOM.
345
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,824
YOU LIKE
THE KLIVINGTCHEN?
346
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:38,626
KLIVINGTCHEN?
347
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:40,160
LIVING KITCHEN.
348
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,195
I THINK
IT'S BITCHIN'.
349
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,700
AND YOU'RE
SUBVERTING SPACE.
350
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:47,768
OH, YOU NOTICED. DUCK!
351
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:51,772
METHINKS YOU'VE
DONE SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL HERE.
352
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:56,176
WELL, METHINKS YOU'RE NOT
SO BAD YOURSELF. INCOMING!
353
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,746
ONE THING THAT I CAN
OBVIOUSLY SEE
354
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:02,449
IS YOU'VE BEEN SAYING
NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.
355
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,185
YES. YES,
I SUPPOSE I HAVE.
356
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,387
OH, HEY, JENNIFER,
YOU LIKE FRIED CHICKEN?
357
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,555
OOH, I CAN'T
EAT CHICKEN.
358
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,790
Tommy: DUCK!
359
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,024
NOR DUCK.
360
00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:13,160
BUT I DID BRING ALONG
SOME BOK CHOY.
COULD YOU TOSS THAT IN?
361
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,161
BOK CHOY. SURE.
362
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,696
THAT'S NOT PEANUT OIL,
IS IT?
363
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:16,964
OH, NO, HON.
IT'S LARD.
364
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:19,032
GOOD. BECAUSE
I AM ALLERGIC
365
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,668
TO PEANUTS AND NUTS.
366
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:24,071
YOU NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW THAT A PEANUT
ISN'T ACTUALLY A NUT.
367
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,476
NO?
368
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,978
WHAT IS IT, THEN?
369
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,481
A LEGUME.
370
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,482
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
371
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,851
WE'LL HAVE TO
DISCUSS THIS
OVER DINNER.
372
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,019
WITH FOOD
THIS GOOD,
373
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,688
I WON'T GET
MUCH THINNER.
374
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:43,090
BRAVO! BRAVO!
375
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,458
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RHYME
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
376
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,928
WHO'S READY FOR
FRIED CHICKEN
AND GRAPES?
377
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:53,734
AND REMEMBER--
DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS
ON THE DRAPES.
378
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:54,501
ENCORE!
379
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,606
CONGRATULATIONS,
DICK.
380
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,909
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A HELL OF A RHYMER.
381
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:05,012
OHH...
382
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,714
I'VE TRIED TO RHYME,
YOU KNOW.
383
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:09,683
THERE WAS A DOG
WHO SAT ON A LOG.
384
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:11,719
HIS NAME WAS...ROG?
385
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:14,287
THAT SORT OF THING.
386
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,623
HOLD ON TO HER, DICK.
SHE'S ONE OF A KIND.
387
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,426
SO YOU LIKE THE RHYMING, EH?
YOU LIKE THE RHYMING?
388
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,360
YEAH.
389
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,595
AND WHAT IF THE RHYMING
WERE NEVER TO STOP?
390
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,066
ON, ON, AND ON
TILL YOUR HEAD DOTH POP.
391
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,435
OH, LOOK! A BOOK!
A BOOK ON SCHNOOK!
392
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,738
WHAT KIND OF CROOK
TOOK MY SCHNOOK NOOK BOOK?
393
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,240
PERCHANCE, METHINKS, THEE,
HITHER, YON, THOU.
394
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:38,045
I'M THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
A FREAKIN' COW!
395
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,347
YOU SURE
SEEM TO HATE HER.
SOUNDS REALLY TOUGH.
396
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,084
HATE'S A STRONG WORD, DON,
BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
397
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,185
I GET YOUR POINT.
398
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,787
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
399
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,757
I FELL FOR JENNIFER
THE SAME WAY I FELL FOR MARY.
400
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,859
HOW COULD IT
HAVE GONE AWAY SO FAST?
401
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:54,728
IT WAS A CRUSH.
THE HOTS.
402
00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:56,129
YOU WERE JONESIN'.
403
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,865
IT WAS JUST
AN INFATUATION.
404
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,133
IT FELT JUST LIKE
THE REAL THING.
405
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,902
AND NOW I'VE TOSSED
MARY ASIDE.
406
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,603
SHE'LL NEVER
TAKE ME BACK.
407
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,105
YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT, DICK.
408
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:06,706
SHE CAN BE
PRETTY FORGIVING.
409
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,674
YOU THINK SO?
410
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:14,114
Mary: DICK SOLOMON,
SHOW YOUR STINKIN' FACE!
411
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,884
THERE'S
YOUR OPENING.
412
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,786
MARY! YOU'RE HERE!
413
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:20,587
YES, I'M HERE.
414
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,155
JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO TELL YOU
415
00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:25,625
WHAT AN ASS YOU ARE.
416
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,396
THERE. I THINK I'M DONE.
417
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,198
NO, NO, MARY. WAIT.
418
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,000
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING.
419
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,203
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING, TOO.
420
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,307
ABOUT WHAT AN ASS
YOU ARE!
421
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,542
I WORK LATE
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS,
422
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,478
AND YOU SEIZE
THE OPPORTUNITY
423
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,916
TO CHASE THE FIRST SKIRT
THAT COMES ALONG.
424
00:20:48,949 --> 00:20:50,250
OH, NO. BUT, MARY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING--
425
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,519
OH, DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN.
426
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,555
EVER, EVER, NEVER EVER.
427
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,262
THAT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD RHYME.
428
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,064
Mary: ASS!
429
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,569
Tommy: SO, JENNIFER,
TELL US AGAIN ABOUT THAT
WHOLE PEANUT THING.
430
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,470
SURE, TOMMY.
431
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,272
Harry: YEAH,
AND MAKE IT RHYME.
432
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,376
SURE. THE PEANUT, YOU SEE,
MAY LOOK LIKE A NUT...
433
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:20,047
Officer Don: BUT IT'S
REALLY A LEGUME...
JUST ASK KING TUT!
434
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:27,254
I DID IT!
435
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,557
THE KLIVINGTCHEN
WAS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
WE EVER HAD.
436
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,994
YEP, I KNOW.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
437
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:38,031
NOW, THIS...THIS MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.
438
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,405
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY.
439
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,040
INCOMING!
440
00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:52,479
OH. THAT LITTLE AXE IS SHARP.
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