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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:09,077 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 2 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,847 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON. 3 00:00:12,881 --> 00:00:14,649 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 4 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,053 WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE? 5 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,789 IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER. 6 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:23,324 HOW COULD YOU? 7 00:00:24,626 --> 00:00:27,996 AFTER ALL WE'VE DONE FOR YOU. 8 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,764 OK. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 9 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:31,666 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. 10 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:36,204 IT'S OREGANO AND FRESH ROSEMARY. 11 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,206 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YOU CAN COOK! 12 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,007 YOU PUNK! 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,175 NO! NO, I CAN'T COOK. I SWEAR! 14 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,543 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 15 00:00:42,577 --> 00:00:46,380 THIS, UH... IT'S MARIJUANA. 16 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,817 THIS WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN EATING HER SLOP, 17 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:51,185 AND YOU'RE A DAMN GOURMET! 18 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,154 NO! NO, IT'S POT. I SWEAR. 19 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,089 I--I SMOKE IT WITH MY FRIENDS. 20 00:00:55,123 --> 00:01:00,461 I--I LOVE TO TOKE UP ON THE FAT DADDIES... 21 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,730 DUDE. 22 00:01:01,763 --> 00:01:03,431 OH, I BLAME MYSELF. 23 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,199 HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED ALL THE SIGNS? 24 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,568 I MEAN, JUST LAST MONTH I WAS DOING LAUNDRY, 25 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:10,872 AND I FOUND A MEASURING SPOON IN HIS PANTS. 26 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,908 I WAS AS BLIND AS YOU, SALLY. 27 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:15,443 AT THE MALL HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO 28 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,978 THE COMIC BOOK STORE 29 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,913 BUT I SAW HIM COME OUT OF THE WILLIAMS-SONOMA. 30 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:20,548 OH! 31 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:23,852 OH, TOMMY. 32 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,221 IT'S CONFECTIONERS' SUGAR! 33 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,456 CONFECTIONERS' SUGAR?! 34 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,991 SO YOU'VE BEEN BAKING, TOO! 35 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:31,525 OH! 36 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,195 LOOK WHAT YOUR SELFISHNESS HAS DONE TO SALLY. 37 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,397 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 38 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:40,835 OH, BUT FIRST, MAKE ME A SPINACH AND FENNEL FRITTATA. 39 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,572 HEY, TOMMY. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 40 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,141 THEY HAD SOME REALLY NICE SNAPPER. 41 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,409 OH, GREAT! 42 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,111 I GOTTA SAY, I FEEL LIBERATED 43 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,612 NOT HAVING TO SNEAK AROUND ALL THE TIME. 44 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,081 IT'S JUST SO NICE BEING ABLE TO WEAR MY APRON 45 00:02:27,115 --> 00:02:29,183 OUT IN THE OPEN. 46 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,651 WELL, THAT BREAKFAST WAS GREAT. 47 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:32,520 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER HAD A SPINACH FRITTATA. 48 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,456 INCOMING MESSAGE... 49 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,291 FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 50 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,627 OH, MY GOD. DICK, GET IN HERE! 51 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,561 WHAT IS IT? 52 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,396 OUR RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOUR STATUS REPORT 53 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:45,834 IS 22 DAYS LATE. 54 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,969 PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR FINISHED REPORT 55 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,271 TO THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT, 56 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,673 BIG GIANT JENNY. 57 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:56,144 I HATE THAT BITCH. 58 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:59,914 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3, 2, 1. 59 00:02:59,948 --> 00:03:01,816 AH-CHOO. 60 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,517 OH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 61 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,819 DICK DIDN'T FINISH THE STATUS REPORT. 62 00:03:04,853 --> 00:03:05,586 YOU DIDN'T?! 63 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,488 OH, COME ON. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 64 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,058 ANYWAY, I'VE HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ON MY MIND. 65 00:03:10,091 --> 00:03:11,259 THIS WEEKEND, MARY AND I 66 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,393 ARE CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY. 67 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,661 ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT? 68 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,564 THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST REAL DATE 69 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,467 AND ITS REAL-DATE CONSEQUENCES. 70 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,735 INFER AT WILL. 71 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:23,972 OHH. WHOA. 72 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:25,606 SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 73 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,708 WELL, WE DON'T CHOOSE TO RESTRICT OURSELVES 74 00:03:27,742 --> 00:03:30,011 WITH TERMS LIKE GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND. 75 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,146 WE DON'T CORRAL OUR EMOTIONS. 76 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,915 NO, WE LET THEM RUN FREE 77 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:37,551 ON THE OPEN PLAINS OF AMBIGUITY. 78 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,854 SO MARY WON'T LET YOU CALL HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 79 00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:42,456 SHE PREFERS THAT I DON'T. 80 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,426 HELLO, HARRY. 81 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,897 VICKI. 82 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:51,833 YOU'RE ALIVE! 83 00:03:51,866 --> 00:03:53,534 OH, VERY MUCH SO. 84 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,904 OHH! BUT--BUT... 85 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,505 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 86 00:03:57,538 --> 00:04:01,142 OH, PLEASE DON'T SAY THE ALPHABET. 87 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:04,478 NO... 88 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,515 HARRY, WHILE I WAS AWAY I-- 89 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,350 I HAD NEEDS. 90 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,486 OH, REALLY? 91 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,723 AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT INVOLVE MYSELF WITH MEN 92 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:20,094 IN AN OVERLY CARNAL, NAKED WAY. 93 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:21,329 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 94 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,897 I HAD... 95 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:24,032 A BOYFRIEND. 96 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:25,133 HIS NAME WAS RANDY. 97 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,802 BUT--BUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW, HARRY. 98 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,040 OH, REALLY? 99 00:04:32,073 --> 00:04:34,008 YES, REALLY. 100 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:36,845 WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 101 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,817 Mary: * JUNE IS BUSTING OUT ALL OVER * 102 00:04:42,851 --> 00:04:46,354 * ALL OVER THE MEADOW AND THE HILL * 103 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,928 HA HA! 104 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,429 JUST FINISHED YOUR LAST CLASS. 105 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,398 YOU KNOW IT! 106 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,632 HA HA! 107 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,334 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THOSE KIDS, AREN'T YOU? 108 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,636 OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHY I NEVER LEARN THEIR NAMES. 109 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,505 IT WOULD BE TOO HARD. 110 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,406 YES! 111 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,774 NINA. MARY. 112 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,276 HI, DICK! 113 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,178 OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO! 114 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:11,846 OH, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 115 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,646 I AM. 116 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,714 WOULD IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH 117 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,183 A CERTAIN SPECIAL DAY? 118 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:16,117 OF COURSE. 119 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,786 IT IS THE MOST FANTASTIC DAY OF THE YEAR. 120 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,254 OH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. IN FACT, 121 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:22,190 I'M THROWING A LITTLE PARTY FOR US 122 00:05:22,223 --> 00:05:23,624 TO CELEBRATE IT. GREAT! 123 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,893 NINA, DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS 124 00:05:24,926 --> 00:05:25,927 FOR SATURDAY NIGHT? 125 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:26,995 OH, I HAVE A CONCERT. 126 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:28,296 OH, TERRIFIC. 127 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:29,563 THAT SPARES ME THE AWKWARDNESS 128 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,832 OF NOT INVITING YOU. 129 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,104 OH, GOOD NIGHT, DON. 130 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,205 GOOD NIGHT, SALLY. 131 00:05:37,238 --> 00:05:39,673 AND, BY THE WAY... KICK-ASS DATE! 132 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,109 OOH, COME IN FOR A SECOND. 133 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,243 HEY, YOU GUYS! 134 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:43,444 BIG NEWS. 135 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,413 DON AND I WERE SEEING A MOVIE-- 136 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,247 UH, SALLY? 137 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,216 AND OLD DONNY HERE GOT TO SECOND BASE! 138 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:49,550 THAT'S UP MY SHIRT! 139 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,851 DONNY, GOOD FOR YOU! 140 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,686 WAY TO GO! 141 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:54,688 OH, HEY, DON, 142 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,524 YOU SHOULD SEE THEM IN THE LIGHT. 143 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,561 [SIMULATES RADIO CALL] 144 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:01,695 ROGER. 145 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:02,730 I--I GOTTA GO. 146 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,432 I'M WORKING ON A PAIR OF HOT TIPS. 147 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,901 AND--A FIRM BUST. 148 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:08,536 A BIG--BIG BUST. 149 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,704 THERE'S BEEN A MURDER! 150 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,541 BYE, MR. HAPPY HANDS. 151 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:17,111 OH, GOD. THAT WAS FUN. 152 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:19,213 I WANT MORE. 153 00:06:19,247 --> 00:06:19,981 MORE WHAT? 154 00:06:20,014 --> 00:06:20,915 WELL, I'M NOT SURE, 155 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:23,517 BUT I THINK I'M READY TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY. 156 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,820 HEY! GOOD FOR YOU, LIEUTENANT. 157 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:30,324 I WANT DON TO GO TO THIRD BASE. 158 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:33,461 WAIT, SALLY, THAT'S STILL GONNA LEAVE YOU 90 FEET SHORT. 159 00:06:34,963 --> 00:06:38,732 HEY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY. 160 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,901 SATURDAY NIGHT I'M HOSTING A ROMANTIC DINNER PARTY. 161 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:41,936 YOU AND DON SHOULD COME. 162 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,037 THAT'S PERFECT! 163 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:44,638 YEAH. TELL HIM TO SWING FOR THE FENCE. 164 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,440 I WILL! 165 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:49,877 TOMMY? 166 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,946 WHO DISTURBS ME? 167 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,782 WHY WEREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL TODAY? 168 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:55,916 WERE YOU SICK OR SOMETHING? 169 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:59,187 YES. SICK OVER THE LACK OF FRESH RAPINI GREENS 170 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,455 IN THIS CURSED TOWN. 171 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,691 HOW DID YOU LEARN TO COOK? 172 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,758 I SHOULD JUST AS SOON ASK, 173 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,028 "HOW DID YOU LEARN TO BREATHE?" 174 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:09,263 NOW STIR THIS CREME FRAICHE. 175 00:07:09,297 --> 00:07:10,131 FOR HOW LONG? 176 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:13,134 UNTIL YOUR ARM FALLS OFF. 177 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,438 OH, VICKI! 178 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,339 WOW. 179 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:20,174 EVERYBODY LOOKS SO NICE. 180 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,510 I FEEL LIKE I'M AT THE TRACK. 181 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,545 VICKI, YOU REMEMBER 182 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,814 MY TRUE LOVE, DR. MARY ALBRIGHT? 183 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,815 OH, YES. 184 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,184 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, VICKI. 185 00:07:30,218 --> 00:07:33,021 OH, YES, MA'AM, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 186 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:35,189 DOCTOR. 187 00:07:35,223 --> 00:07:37,825 YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS LITTLE PAIN IN MY LOWER BACK-- 188 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,093 OH, VICKI, 189 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:40,761 I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR. 190 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,265 I'M A DOCTOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY. 191 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,867 WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT, LIKE, THE REAR? 192 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,140 SO I SAID TO THE BURGLAR, 193 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,242 "NOT YOUR PANTS, THE GUN!" 194 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:56,010 THE GUN! HA HA! 195 00:07:56,044 --> 00:07:57,745 HA HA! 196 00:08:01,349 --> 00:08:05,686 OH, THAT--THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN. 197 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,555 SO, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW 198 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,989 WHAT YOU WERE DOING THE FIRST TIME? 199 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:10,391 OH, PLEASE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. 200 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:11,692 HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 201 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:15,363 THE BUS KEPT MAKING ALL THOSE STOPS. 202 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,934 YEAH, BUT YOU FIGURED IT OUT. 203 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,970 OBVIOUSLY. 204 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,939 YEAH, IT WAS AWKWARD AT FIRST. BUT, YOU KNOW, 205 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,176 ONCE WE GOT THAT SEAT TO OURSELVES. 206 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,244 IT GOT BETTER. 207 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,316 SO THE THIEVES DROVE OFF, 208 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,818 AND HIS WOODEN LEG WAS STILL IN THE CAR! 209 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,988 OH, MY GOD! HA HA! 210 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:46,360 HI, HI, HI. VICKI, THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU. 211 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,896 OH, MY. HONEY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 212 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,998 OH, GEE. 213 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,900 LOOK, THERE'S A CARD. 214 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,535 OH, GEE. 215 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:58,239 "I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU. LOVE, RANDY." 216 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,508 OH, GEE. 217 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,775 THIS CAME FOR YOU, TOO, HARRY. 218 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:02,743 OH. 219 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:06,580 "HARRY, WATCH YOUR BACK, RANDY." 220 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,883 WELL, THAT'S JUST GOOD ADVICE. 221 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,320 EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY. 222 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:14,955 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL 223 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,724 FOR COMING TO OUR LITTLE FETE. 224 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:21,061 TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE DEFINING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 225 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:23,097 AND I KNOW I SPEAK FOR MARY WHEN I SAY 226 00:09:23,131 --> 00:09:25,599 THAT SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY. 227 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,268 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DARLING. 228 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,002 AW. 229 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,805 EXCUSE ME? 230 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,708 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. TO US. 231 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,377 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 232 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,580 UH-OH. 233 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,714 2 YEARS AGO THIS NIGHT 234 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,584 I IRREVOCABLY GAVE YOU MY HEART... 235 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,919 AND MY BODY. 236 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,956 BUT APPARENTLY THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. 237 00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:53,427 NO, NOW I REMEMBER! 238 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:56,897 HA HA! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DICK. 239 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:59,032 WHO HAS ROOM FOR KIWI TARTS? 240 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,869 I DON'T! 241 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,245 OPEN THE DOOR, DICK. 242 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,714 SALLY, MAYBE DICK NEEDS SOME TIME TO COOL OFF. 243 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,717 I KNOW, BUT MY BEDROOM'S THROUGH HIS. 244 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,486 CAN'T IT WAIT? 245 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,821 YEAH, I GUESS IT CAN. 246 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,624 I JUST THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SEX NOW. 247 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:29,363 DICK! DICK, I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3, 248 00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,132 AND THEN I'M BLOWING THE LOCKS OFF! 249 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,775 IT'S COLD, 250 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,110 BUT THE SAUCE IS SO DELICIOUS. 251 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,412 WHAT DO YOU PUT IN IT? 252 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:47,047 YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SHARE MY SECRET RECIPE 253 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,582 WITH YOU? 254 00:10:48,616 --> 00:10:49,950 WOULD I MAKE A CONFIDANTE 255 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,852 OF MY POT SCRUBBER? 256 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,822 I THINK NOT! 257 00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:00,060 VICKI, ANOTHER DELIVERY FOR YOU. 258 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,129 NOT FROM RANDY?! 259 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:07,768 EWW! EWW! 260 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,237 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE QUINCY TO KNOW 261 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:12,373 THAT'S A PIG'S HEART. 262 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,575 WELL, IT'S A NICE THOUGHT. 263 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,378 I'LL GO GET A VASE. 264 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,715 SALLY, WE'RE IN! 265 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,182 DICK. 266 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:22,916 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 267 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,585 OH, LET ME EXPLAIN. 268 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:25,253 YOU CAN EXPLAIN, 269 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,287 BUT I STILL WON'T LIKE YOU. 270 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,256 UH, DON'T MIND US. 271 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:31,124 POLICE LINE. DO NOT CROSS. 272 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,661 MY FAMILY WAS RIGHT. 273 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,629 WE DON'T HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 274 00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:37,498 DICK, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 275 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,666 OH, AM I? 276 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,833 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH 277 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,469 TO MAKE THIS EVENING SPECIAL FOR US-- 278 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:42,703 THE PLANNING? THE PREPARATION? 279 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,904 DO YOU THINK THIS ENSEMBLE 280 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,441 JUST THREW ITSELF TOGETHER? 281 00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:48,476 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 282 00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:50,778 WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 283 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,112 FINE. I'M SORRY. 284 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,314 OH, AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO JUST MAGICALLY 285 00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:54,147 MAKE IT ALL BETTER? 286 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,317 YOU'RE SORRY?! 287 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,150 LOOK, DICK, 288 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,819 THERE HAVE BEEN PLENTY OF TIMES 289 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,955 WHEN YOU HAVE DONE STUPID AND INSENSITIVE THINGS. 290 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,090 AHA! 291 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:03,824 SO YOU ADMIT THAT WHAT YOU DID 292 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,893 WAS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE. 293 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,460 FINE. 294 00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:07,428 SOMETHING I MIGHT DO. 295 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,296 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 296 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,263 FOR THE FIRST TIME, MARY, 297 00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:13,233 YOU ARE JUST AS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE AS I AM! 298 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:15,869 OK. WE'RE EQUALLY DUMB. 299 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,371 HAPPY, DICK? 300 00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:20,941 WELL, HAPPI...ER. 301 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,044 SO, UH, DON. YOU READY? 302 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,979 YES. 303 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,983 SO--SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT? 304 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:30,951 I WANT TO DO IT. YOU WANT TO DO IT? 305 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,553 I WANT TO DO IT. 306 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,657 SO, UH, YOU READY TO ROCK MY WORLD? 307 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,758 WELL, YOU'RE-- 308 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,426 [CLEARS THROAT] 309 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,361 DEFINITELY IN FOR A JOSTLE. 310 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:42,596 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,499 I'M--I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES. 312 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,868 OH, RIGHT. YES! 313 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:52,005 LET'S GET NAKED. THAT'S BRILLIANT! 314 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,874 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, ISN'T IT? 315 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,208 I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE IT. 316 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,346 WELL, GOOD. 317 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,246 AND--AND EVEN IF I DON'T 318 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,849 IT WON'T LAST THAT LONG, RIGHT? 319 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,385 WELL, SALLY, I, UH-- 320 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,053 NO. 321 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,054 GOOD. 322 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,156 UH, SALLY, UH, IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR 323 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,458 THAT YOU WOULD LIKE, 324 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:14,027 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE. 325 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,431 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? 326 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:19,700 THERE'S--THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF I LIKE. 327 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:23,303 I MEAN, THERE'S THAT WHOLE... 328 00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:25,906 THE FAMOUS, UH, TRIPLE-- 329 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,442 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 330 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:33,080 SO, WHAT HAS THIS FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF INSENSITIVITY 331 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,516 TAUGHT YOU, MARY? 332 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:36,584 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY 333 00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:38,619 ON IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR. 334 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,554 EXACTLY. 335 00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,590 SO, DICK, CAN YOU FORGIVE AND FORGET? 336 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,124 OH, I FORGIVE. 337 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,093 BUT I DON'T FORGET. 338 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,862 AND I DON'T FORGIVE. 339 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,800 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL NIGHT. 340 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,303 AND YOU'RE A GENIUS. 341 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,338 MY GENIUS. 342 00:13:58,372 --> 00:13:59,940 I'M HUNGRY FOR YOU, TOMMY. 343 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,242 AND I KNOW YOU HUNGER FOR ME. 344 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:03,477 OH, TOMMY! 345 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:04,612 OH, AUGUST. 346 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:05,212 [DING] 347 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,547 OH, WAIT. MY SOUFFLÉ. 348 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,149 OH, TOMMY, TOMMY! 349 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,318 LET IT BURN. 350 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,853 [SLAMS OVEN DOOR] 351 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,257 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. 352 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,561 GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! 353 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,895 YOU CHEFS... 354 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,630 ARE ALL ALIKE. 355 00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:24,364 EH. 356 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:28,235 SO, YOU MEAN HE'S WILLING TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT? 357 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,439 YEAH, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK HIM FOR. 358 00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:34,908 WHOA! THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A HIGH-CLASS PROBLEM. 359 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,844 IT IS? 360 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,880 LOOK, IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR MOOD, YOU KNOW? 361 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,850 ARE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY? 362 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,518 SAUCY? 363 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:47,054 RAMBUNCTIOUS? 364 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,023 ACTUALLY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GASSY. 365 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,627 WELL, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR ROOM! 366 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:54,928 OK! 367 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,231 YOU GO FOR IT, GIRL. 368 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,968 MAN! NOW WHERE WERE WE? 369 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,335 WELL, LET'S SEE... 370 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,105 I AM DR. MONICA VAN KLEEF, 371 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,041 CHIEF OF NEUROSURGERY AT GENERAL HOSPITAL, 372 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,644 AND YOU HAVE A VERY SERIOUS CONDITION 373 00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:12,079 THAT COULD RELAPSE AT ANY MOMENT. 374 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,448 YES, I'M NOT FEELING VERY... 375 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,083 STABLE! 376 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,652 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 377 00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:21,989 PATIENT EXHIBITING DANGEROUS EROTIC SYMPTOMS. 378 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,959 YOUR STATUS REPORT IS NOW 23 DAYS LATE. 379 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,894 OH, YEAH, BABY. 380 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,229 I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL! 381 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,799 PENALTIES FOR LACK OF COMPLIANCE 382 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,667 WILL BE SWIFT AND SEVERE. 383 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,737 OH, YOU MAKE ME PAY THAT PENALTY, HARRY! 384 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,105 OH! 385 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,073 YEAH! OH, YEAH! BIG GIANT! 386 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,175 BIG GIANT! 387 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,378 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OVER IT ONE MORE TIME, SHALL WE? 388 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,347 OH, DICK, CAN'T WE JUST LET IT GO? 389 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,784 MAY 20, 1996, 7 O'CLOCK P.M. 390 00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:53,453 WE ARRIVE TOGETHER AT THE RESTAURANT, AND WHAT HAPPENS? 391 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,626 WE SIT DOWN. 392 00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,994 I ORDER TERIYAKI SHRIMP, 393 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,130 YOU ORDER WATER. 394 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,132 DINNER IS LOVELY. 395 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,000 WE MAKE OUT. 396 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,537 I TAKE YOU HOME AND MAKE 397 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:12,039 THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! 398 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,273 WHAT? 399 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,609 OH! FALLING FOR YOU! 400 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:19,346 SINCE THAT DAY, I HAVE GOTTEN VERY GOOD AT FORGIVING. 401 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,948 YOU EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES... 402 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:21,982 I FORGIVE YOU. 403 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,216 YOU KILL MY FISH, 404 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,417 I FORGIVE YOU! 405 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,520 YOU PAINT FLAMES ON MY CAR, 406 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,988 I FORGIVE YOU. 407 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,658 YOU MOCK MY WORK, YOU INSULT MY PARENTS, 408 00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,860 YOU DESTROY OUR ENGAGEMENT, 409 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:34,227 AND STILL... 410 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,330 I FORGIVE YOU. 411 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,933 YOU FORGAVE ME FOR ALL THAT? 412 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,103 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?! 413 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,573 BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY IN LOVE WITH ME? 414 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,776 WELL, I'M CRAZY. 415 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,878 IN LOVE WITH ME? 416 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,048 OH, MARY. 417 00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,786 I FORGIVE YOU. 418 00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:02,723 OK, LET ME BE THE CRAZY MENTAL PATIENT NOW. 419 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,959 INCOMING MESSAGE... 420 00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,795 WHA?! 421 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,364 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 422 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,733 WAIT A MINUTE, HON. WHERE YOU GOIN'? 423 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,068 I GOTTA TELL DICK SOMETHING. 424 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:23,911 CAN I HELP YOU? 425 00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:25,445 HUH? 426 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:29,182 CAN I HELP YOU? 427 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,250 YEAH. 428 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,853 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT. 429 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:37,324 OHH. WELL, THERE ARE A FEW OF THOSE AROUND HERE. 430 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,426 WELL, THIS GUY BETTER LOOK OUT. 431 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,662 OH, YEAH! 432 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:44,698 'CAUSE I'M A BAD, BAD APPLE AND I'M ROTTEN TO THE CORE. 433 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:45,498 NOTED. 434 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,234 YOU NOTE IT GOOD, BABY, 435 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,804 'CAUSE RANDY DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET IN HIS WAY. 436 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,472 I'M GONNA FIND THIS GUY. 437 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,375 OH, YEAH! 438 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,246 AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA PUT A HURT ON HIM 439 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,447 AND... 440 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,816 LEAVE THIS NOTE. 441 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,855 "DEAR VICKI, 442 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,157 "I CAME TO RECLAIM YOU. 443 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,026 OH, YEAH!" 444 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:18,065 "I ALSO INTEND TO KIDNAP HARRY." 445 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,904 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE READING OTHER PEOPLE'S MAIL. 446 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,274 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 447 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,242 I THINK YOU'RE HARRY. 448 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,112 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE HARRY. 449 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,248 UHH! 450 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,284 AH-AH-AH! 451 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:43,691 MMM! 452 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:47,227 COME ON! 453 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,129 OHH, DON. 454 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,164 OHH, SALLY. 455 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,432 OHH, DON. 456 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,001 OHH, SALLY. 457 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:57,470 I'M NAUGHTY, I'M SAUCY, I'M RAMBUNCTIOUS, 458 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,973 AND I'VE GOT A HIGH-CLASS PROBLEM! 459 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,308 OH, SALLY! 460 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,376 Vicki: OH, MY GOD! HELP! 461 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:08,581 UNH! SALLY! SALLY! 462 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,818 HELP! HELP! 463 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:11,551 WHAT'S GOING ON? 464 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,786 RANDY TOOK MY HARRY! 465 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,054 WHAT? WHO TOOK HARRY? 466 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:18,591 WHO IN JEHOVAH'S NAME POKED MY SOUFFLé?! 467 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,527 [TIRES SQUEALING] 468 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,361 OH, MY GOD! 469 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:25,132 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 470 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,266 HARRY'S GONE! 471 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,334 HARRY'S GONE! 472 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,702 HARRY'S GONE! 473 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:30,838 WE KNOW! SHUT UP! 474 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,873 MY BIG GIANT HEAD IS GONE. 475 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,507 HUH? WHAT? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? 476 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,778 THAT WAS ONE OF OUR LITTLE BEDROOM CHARACTERS. 477 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:41,281 INCOMING MESSAGE, BABY. 478 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,850 FAMILY MEETING! FAMILY MEETING! 479 00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,484 HARRY'S BEEN ABDUCTED! THIS IS NOT GOOD. 480 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,154 HE'S IN TRANSMISSION MODE. THAT PSYCHO'S GONNA HEAR HIM. 481 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,388 OUR COVER'S GONNA BE BLOWN! 482 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,689 HARRY'S NOT GONNA GET TO SAY MUCH 483 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,191 IF THE PSYCHO CUTS HIS HEAD OFF. 484 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,425 OH, THANK GOD. 485 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,828 NO! THAT'S A BAD THING! 486 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,931 WELL YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET TOO FAR?! 487 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,933 THE SAFEST THING FOR US TO DO IS GO BACK TO BED 488 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,635 AND LET THE PROFESSIONALS TAKE CARE OF IT. 489 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,507 WE OUGHT TO CHECK OUT THE BARS BY THE RAILYARDS FIRST. 490 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,809 GOOD IDEA. LET'S GO! 491 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:10,844 OH, WAIT. [BEEPING] 492 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,881 MY LINZER TORTE IS READY. 493 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,382 AHH. AHH. AHH. 494 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,284 LET'S GO! 495 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,656 YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO MESS WITH, HARRY. 496 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,893 OH, YEAH! 497 00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:28,762 I WAS BORN WITH TEETH, BABY! 498 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:31,031 AH-CHOO! 499 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,802 I'M SORRY. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE TAPE? 500 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:35,836 NO. 501 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:38,005 DO YOU WANT ME TO TRY AND PUT THIS PIECE BACK ON? 502 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:41,541 PUT A SOCK IN YOUR BLOW-HOLE, SHAMU! 503 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,611 I'M SORRY, RANDY, IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT USED TO-- 504 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,215 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 505 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,218 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?! 506 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:55,055 DUE TO YOUR HIGH COMMANDER'S FAILURE TO SUBMIT YOUR REPORT IN A TIMELY MANNER, 507 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,425 YOUR INTERPLANETARY MISSION IS NOW SUBJECT TO AUDIT. 508 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,659 WHAT THE HELL? 509 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,528 REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN BODIES 510 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,296 ARE PROPERTY OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD 511 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:06,233 AND CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY TIME. 512 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,136 HOT DIGGITY DAMN! 513 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,304 THIS AIN'T NO NORMAL RUNT. 514 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,741 I GOT ME A BONA FIDE FREAK! 515 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,643 THERE COULD BE MONEY IN THIS! 516 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:27,220 OH, YEAH! 517 00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:29,089 * IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA 518 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:40,200 [HUMMING] 519 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,837 OH, HELL, THIS IS CILANTRO. 520 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:48,842 MMM. IT'S NOT BAD, THOUGH. 521 00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,879 BEATS THE HELL OUTTA BASIL. 33966

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