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GOOD MORNING, ALL!
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GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
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HEY, YOU'RE WEARING
YOUR LUCKY TIE.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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OH, NO OCCASION, REALLY.
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THIS HOTSHOT VISITING
PROFESSOR, DR. NEESAM,
ARRIVES TODAY.
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THE DEAN ASKED ME
TO SHOW HIM AROUND,
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SO I WANT TO LOOK MY BEST,
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JUST TO LET HIM KNOW
THAT HE'S ON MY TURF.
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST DROP YOUR PANTS
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AND SPRAY
ALL THE CORNERS?
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THAT'S WHAT CATS DO.
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THEY DO?
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I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO,
COME BACK EARLY.
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I NEED THE CAR TONIGHT.
I GOT A DATE, ALL RIGHT?
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OOH, SALLY.
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ABOUT THAT, HE CALLED.
HE'S NOT COMING.
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WHY?
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HE SAID HE'S
AFRAID OF YOU.
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WAS IT THE DEATH GRIP?
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OK, HOW ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO TEACH A GUY
THE DEATH GRIP
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IF YOU DON'T PUT HIM
IN THE DEATH GRIP?
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[MOCKING] OOH! I'M AFRAID
OF THE DEATH GRIP!
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AND THIS IS THE DOOR.
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COAT RACK,
FIREPLACE, FILES...
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
MY DESK.
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DR. NEESAM?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY JUST LEAVE THESE OUT
IN THE HALL FOR THE TAKING.
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OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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NINA!
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YES?
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COULD YOU BRING DR. NEESAM
AND ME A CUP OF COFFEE?
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
DR. NEESAM, HOW DO
YOU LIKE IT?
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ANY WAY YOU'D LIKE
TO GIVE IT TO ME.
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HOW ABOUT HOT
AND IN YOUR LAP?
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DO I LOOK LIKE SOME
ACADEMIC BARMAID?
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GIVE IT TO YOU?
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I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
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IS SHE COMING ON TO ME?
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I CAN NEVER TELL.
IT'S BEST TO IGNORE IT.
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SO, DR. NEESAM,
WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU
TO PENDLETON?
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A PLANE.
HATEFUL CONTRAPTIONS.
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OH I AGREE,
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YOUR FATE IS
IN THE HANDS
OF A COUPLE OF DOORMEN
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AND A UNIFORMED
WAITRESS.
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AND THE ENDLESS POINTING.
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OH...GOD...YES!
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THEY POINT
TO WHERE THE DOOR IS.
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AND YOU ONLY
JUST CAME THROUGH IT.
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EXACTLY.
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AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
IF THE PLANE LANDS IN
THE WATER,
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MY FLOTATION DEVICE WILL BE
THE PERSON NEXT TO ME.
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DR. NEESAM, I FIND YOU
POMPOUS, JUDGMENTAL,
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AND COMPLETELY
SELF-ABSORBED.
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WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?
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WE'LL SEE.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING
FOR DR. DICK SOLOMON.
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AH, DR. NEESAM.
HE SHOULD BE BACK
ANY MINUTE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME
TO SIT AND WAIT.
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OH, THANK YOU. WOULD YOU
GET ME A CUP OF COFFEE?
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE MET.
I'M DR. MARY ALBRIGHT.
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AHH! DR. MARY ALBRIGHT.
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WOULD YOU GET ME
A CUP OF COFFEE?
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I DON'T THINK DR. SOLOMON
WOULD APPRECIATE YOU
RUMMAGING THROUGH HIS DESK.
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I THOUGHT I SENT YOU OUT
FOR COFFEE.
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I AM DR. MARY ALBRIGHT, Ph.D.,
PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY!
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YOU KNOW, YOUR CHEEKS
TURN A BEAUTIFUL PINK
WHEN YOU'RE YELLING.
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IT COMPLEMENTS
THE CRYSTAL BLUE
OF YOUR EYES,
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AND IT COMES TOGETHER
IN YOUR MOON PIE
OF A FACE.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
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YOU HAVE THE HEAD
OF A COOKIE.
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I WANT TO EAT YOU!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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JUST A BITE.
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STAY AWAY!
JUST ONE BITE.
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AH, LIAM,
THERE YOU ARE! GOOD!
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I SEE YOU TWO
HAVE BROKEN THE ICE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL GO OUT TONIGHT
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AND GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER, HMM?
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GOOD IDEA.
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DICK, I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT THIS GUY.
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HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
ME, AND HE CHASED ME
AROUND THE ROOM!
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HE DID?
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WELL, MARY,
I BARELY KNEW YOU
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THE FIRST TIME
I CHASED YOU.
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IT'S JUST WHAT YOU
BRING OUT IN MEN.
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YEAH?
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SHE'S IN!
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YOUR TURN.
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WOW! 3 BULL'S EYES
IN A ROW. YOU ARE GOOD!
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ACTUALLY, I'M
A BIT OFF TONIGHT.
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I WISH I COULD DO THAT.
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OH, MARY!
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YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
ANYONE CAN LEARN.
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COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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RIGHT.
NOW, HOLD THAT.
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TIP IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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EASE BACK,
BIG BREATH,
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RELAX,
FOLLOW THROUGH.
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WHOO!
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IT HIT THE BOARD!
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I'VE NEVER DONE THAT!
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GOOD GIRL!
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OH!
YES. GOOD GIRL.
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DICK, SALLY
AND HARRY WON'T
BUY ME A BEER.
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HARRY, SALLY,
DON'T BE SO CHEAP!
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY FAMILY.
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AH, YES.
THE DIMWITTED BROTHER
AND THE SURLY ADOLESCENT.
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OH, WELL,
HE'S SURE GOT US PEGGED.
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THIS IS MY SISTER SALLY.
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YOU'RE IN LUCK.
SHE'S AVAILABLE.
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REALLY?
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A WOMAN AS BEAUTIFUL
AS YOU, AVAILABLE?
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OH.
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YOU MUST HAVE A SEVERE
PERSONALITY DISORDER.
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WOW! THIS GUY'S AMAZING.
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Mary: DICK, YOUR TURN.
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PERSONALITY DISORDER.
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I'M GONNA GO
KICK HIS ASS!
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Don: THERE YOU GO,
PRINCESS.
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DON.
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SALLY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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UM, UH...I, UM,
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WE GOT A REPORT
ABOUT SOME SOUTH AMERICAN
GUNRUNNERS
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WORKING OUT
OF THE BACK ROOM.
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BUT YOU'RE
NOT IN UNIFORM.
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WELL, YEAH.
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I'M....UNDERCOVER.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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I COULD USE
SOME COMPANY TONIGHT.
YOU SEE, UM...
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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE
COULD SIT DOWN AND ORDER
SOME CHICKEN WINGS,
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AND YOU COULD
TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
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HI, DONNIE.
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YOU WERE GREAT
LAST NIGHT!
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WHO WAS THAT?
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I GOTTA GO.
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Dick: AND FOR SHORTER DISTANCES,
COMPARED TO A WAVELENGTH,
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WE KNOW THAT E W
EQUALS ONE OVER R CUBED
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AND--
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HELLO, LIAM. CAN I HELP YOU?
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NO, BUT I CAN HELP YOU.
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THIS IS RATHER PUZZLING.
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YOU HAVE 5
UNNECESSARY TERMS.
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NOW, NOW, DR. NEESAM.
THIS IS MY CLASS.
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YES, BUT YOU SEE,
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HERE...
AND, UH, HERE...
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BRACKETS HERE,
OF COURSE.
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NOW, THESE TERMS
ARE ALL EQUAL
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AND SELF-NULLIFYING.
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VOILÄ!
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BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK.
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YES, IT DOES.
NO, IT DOESN'T.
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YES, IT DOES.
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OH! DEAR GOD,
I UNDERSTAND THAT!
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YES! SWEET MOTHER!
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE,
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I SEE HOW SOMETHING WORKS!
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OH, SHUT UP, LEON!
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NOW, LISTEN TO ME, OFFICER.
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I NEED TO
REACH DON ORVILLE.
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OF COURSE
YOU HAVEN'T SEE HIM!
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HE'S UNDERCOVER, YOU IDIOT!
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SALLY...
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SALLY, WE HAVE COMPANY.
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YOU REMEMBER LARRY
FROM NIGHT SCHOOL?
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HOW YOU DOIN'?
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NOT TOO BAD.
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SO...
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YOU LIKE MOVIES?
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KINDA.
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YOU KNOW, UM,
SALLY LIKES SPAGHETTI.
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SO DO I.
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LARRY'S
GOT A CAR.
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I LIKE CARS.
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AH, WELL,
WE HAVE
A MATCH!
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SORRY, MAN.
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WE HAD A DEAL
YOU BASTARD!
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DAMN. 2 FEET SHORT.
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THAT MEANS I'VE
GOT TO PUTT IT IN.
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[AIR HORN BLOWS]
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WHAT?
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHAT?
THAT NOISE.
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WHAT NOISE?
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I DON'T RECALL A NOISE.
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MAYBE A BIRD...
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A SMALL RODENT.
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PERHAPS YOU
HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.
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[TOOT]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OH, THIS?
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UM, IT'S AN EXPERIMENT.
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I WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU'D REACT.
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I AM A BIOLOGIST, YOU KNOW.
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ARE YOU GOING TO
DO IT AGAIN?
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PROBABLY...NOT.
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OH...
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BAD LUCK.
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OH.
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BETTER LUCK
ON THE NEXT HOLE.
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[TOOT]
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OH, I GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT THAT GUY
FROM THE NEWSSTAND?
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00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,216
OH, FRANK DEEGAN!
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WELL, HOW ABOUT HIM,
SALLY?
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HE SEEMS
PRESENTABLE.
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NO.
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COME ON, SALLY.
HE LIVES ON A HOUSEBOAT.
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IT'S ON
HIS MOTHER'S LAWN!
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I DON'T NEED A DATE,
YOU GUYS.
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IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO HELP ME,
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HELP ME FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
WITH DON.
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OH, I'LL TELL YOU
HOW TO SOLVE ANY KIND
OF LOVE PROBLEM.
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NOW, WHAT YOU DO
IS YOU INVITE HIM IN FOR
A LITTLE CASUAL BREAKFAST,
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AND WHEN HE'S WALKIN' IN,
YOU'RE FRYIN' THE EGGS...
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IN THE BUFF.
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OOH, I'D
LIKE TO SEE THAT.
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NO. YOU'RE NOT THERE.
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WHAT? SO WE DON'T
GET ANY BREAKFAST?
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GO GET A DONUT.
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WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP.
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DOESN'T THE GREASE
SPLATTER ALL OVER
YOUR BOOBS?
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DONUTS AREN'T BREAKFAST.
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NO. EGGS ARE BREAKFAST.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR BREAKFAST?
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SHUT UP!
GO ON.
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NOW IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S UP WITH DON,
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE OLD-FASHIONED METHOD?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LIKE, STALK HIM?
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NO!
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DISGUISE YOURSELF,
AND FOLLOW HIM AROUND.
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I'LL SET THE TABLE.
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OH, I'LL HELP.
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NO, NO. MARY'D
PREFER IT DONE RIGHT.
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00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,154
MARY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO INVITE HIM OVER
ANYMORE!
239
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,456
DICK, YOU DON'T OWN ME.
240
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:30,491
I CAN INVITE
WHOMEVER I PLEASE.
241
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,792
FINE, BUT I
DON'T LIKE HIM!
242
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,760
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
243
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,061
I DON'T!
244
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,263
SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
245
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:36,930
BAKED NEW ENGLAND
LOBSTER.
246
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,466
MMM! SOUNDS YUMMY.
247
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:39,367
LIAM'S MAKING IT.
248
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,702
OH! DAMN!
249
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,271
DON'T TOUCH IT.
I'LL GET IT.
250
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,205
[DING]
251
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,808
HOW DID HE DO THAT?
252
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,076
ISN'T THAT HOT?
253
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,312
OH, VERY, YES.
254
00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:55,416
AAH!
255
00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:00,954
ICE?
256
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,222
WHAT ARE THESE?
257
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:05,359
ESCARGOT FOIE GRAS
CHAMPIGNON Ä LA GRECQUE
EN CROUTE.
258
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,361
DO TRY ONE.
259
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,899
OH!
260
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:17,705
THIS IS THE BEST THING
I HAVE EVER PUT
IN MY MOUTH!
261
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:22,710
ONCE AGAIN,
I COME IN SECOND.
262
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,911
DICK, TRY ONE OF THESE.
263
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,147
OH, NO.
I'M REALLY NOT HUNGRY.
264
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:32,119
ALTHOUGH, THEY
DO SMELL AWFULLY GOOD.
265
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,354
ISN'T THAT TERRIFIC?
266
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,254
YES.
267
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:36,156
MM-HMM.
268
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,125
MARY, WOULD YOU
PUT THE SALAD OUT,
PLEASE?
269
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,493
OH!
270
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,161
THE SALAD LOOKS PERFECT.
271
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,364
THANK YOU.
SO, DICK, YOU DON'T
REALLY COOK, THEN?
272
00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:45,065
ME? I'M AN EXCELLENT COOK,
273
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,266
BUT I DON'T DO IT
IN FRONT OF MARY
274
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,036
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
LIKE ME TO DO, UH...
275
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,571
HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
276
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,405
WOMANY THINGS.
277
00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:52,806
AH.
278
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,808
I ENJOY COOKING
OUT-OF-DOORS,
OF COURSE,
279
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,810
ALONG WITH
OTHER MANLY MEN,
280
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,579
BUT IN THE CONFINES
OF A KITCHEN,
281
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:03,116
I FIND THAT REAL MEN
TEND TO ESCHEW SUCH
GIRLIE PURSUITS.
282
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,419
QUITE.
283
00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:16,196
WHERE'S DICK?
284
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,365
OUR GAME TIRED HIM OUT.
285
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:18,466
HE'S HAVING A NAP.
286
00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,768
OH.
287
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,370
WHOOPS! DROPPED THE LADLE.
288
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,104
OH, I'LL GET IT.
289
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,208
I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T DO THAT.
290
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,645
WHY? DIDN'T I
DO IT WELL ENOUGH?
291
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:35,783
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU DID IT PERFECTLY.
292
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,218
BUT IT'S JUST THAT
I'M KIND OF INVOLVED
RIGHT NOW.
293
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,253
I MEAN, NOT OFFICIALLY,
BUT I'M--
294
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,423
AHH, MARY'S AFRAID.
295
00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:44,858
MARY DOESN'T WANT TO ROCK
THE BOAT IN HER LITTLE LIFE.
296
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,093
SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO LOSE CONTROL
297
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,963
AND BE SWEPT AWAY
IN A TORRENT OF PLEASURE.
298
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,037
RIGHT.
299
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,973
Dick: MARY?
300
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,587
WHERE'S DON ORVILLE?
301
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:14,422
I SAW HIM
COME IN HERE.
302
00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:15,856
YOU MEAN
DONNIE ORVELLINI?
303
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,690
DONNIE ORVELLINI!
304
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,158
AAH!
AAH!
305
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,799
[TOM JONES]
* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
306
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:29,369
* TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
307
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,004
* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
308
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,906
* TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE
309
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,475
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
310
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:39,847
* BUT WHEN I SEE YOU
HANGIN' ABOUT WITH ANYONE *
311
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,815
* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
312
00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,116
* TO SEE ME CRY
313
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,052
AAH!
AAH!
314
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,657
OH, MARY.
315
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,124
OH, MARY...MARY!
316
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,793
OH, DICK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
317
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,294
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS HE?
318
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,429
HE'S GONE.
319
00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,264
I'M GLAD
YOU THREW HIM OUT.
320
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,866
WELL, HE LEFT.
321
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,968
OH.
322
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:02,736
HOW LONG
HAVE I BEEN OUT?
323
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:03,437
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
324
00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:04,672
WHAT? 10 MINUTES?
30 MINUTES?
325
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,307
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I TOOK OF MY WATCH.
326
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,678
YOU ONLY TAKE YOUR
WATCH OFF WHEN WE--
327
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,379
OH, MARY, NO!
328
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,747
OH, I'M SORRY.
329
00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,816
HOW COULD YOU?!
330
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:16,650
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DID IT.
331
00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,118
YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.
332
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,621
OH, I CAN'T STAND IT!
HE'S BEATEN ME AGAIN!
333
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,956
HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW GOOD HE IS
AT EVERYTHING?
334
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,092
OH-HO, YEAH.
335
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,996
I MEAN, YEAH.
336
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,664
NO WONDER YOU
COULDN'T RESIST HIM.
337
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:33,967
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
TO THE 10th DEGREE.
338
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,505
YES! THAT'S WHY I DID IT!
HE'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
339
00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:38,806
I KNOW!
340
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:41,374
WE'RE BOTH BRILLIANT.
WE'RE BOTH GORGEOUS.
341
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,110
WE'RE BOTH...
342
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,448
OH, MY GOD, OF COURSE.
343
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,183
WE'RE BOTH--
344
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,620
AAH!
345
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,554
SO HE WAS GOOD?
346
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:57,024
OH, HE WAS GOOD. HE
WAS PANTY-THROWING GOOD.
347
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,325
THEN WHY
ARE YOU WORRIED?
348
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,027
AT LEAST IT'S NOT
ANOTHER WOMAN, RIGHT?
349
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,262
I KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULD
HAVE SEEN ALL THESE WOMEN
STARING AT HIM.
350
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,766
HE IS A KARAOKE STAR,
TOMMY.
351
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,002
THEY JUST DON'T GET
ANY BIGGER THAN THAT.
352
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,438
I LEFT HIM A MESSAGE.
I SURE HOPE HE CALLS.
353
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,106
WELL DON'T
WORRY SALLY
354
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,575
'CAUSE WE'LL
BE YOUR DATES.
355
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:15,375
YEAH.
ME AND HARRY.
356
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,476
HOW'D
YOU LIKE THAT?
357
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:18,111
YEAH.
358
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,281
I'M GONNA
FRY YOU UP SOME EGGS.
359
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,249
Don: SALLY!
360
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,518
OH, IT'S DON! IT'S DON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
361
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,490
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
362
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,760
I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAME, DON,
363
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,963
OR SHOULD I SAY,
"DONNIE ORVELLINI"?
364
00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:38,431
SO, YOU KNOW.
365
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,467
YES, I KNOW.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
366
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,803
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D UNDERSTAND, SALLY.
367
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,837
COPS...
368
00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:46,239
THEY DON'T SING.
369
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,908
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
370
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,545
SALLY, MUSIC IS MY LADY.
371
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:52,746
OH, DON,
372
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,347
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
373
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,684
AND THAT LADY.
374
00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:57,918
SING FOR ME.
375
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:58,986
OH.
376
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,487
* OH
377
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,355
* MY LOVE
378
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,057
* MY DARLIN'
379
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,358
* I'VE HUNGERED
380
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,995
* FOR YOUR TOUCH
381
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,797
* A LONG
382
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,099
* LONELY TIME
383
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,267
* AND TIME
384
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,169
* GOES BY
385
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,305
* SO SLOWLY
386
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,908
* AND TIME CAN DO
387
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,843
* SO MUCH
388
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,645
* ARE YOU
389
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:29,349
* STILL MINE?
390
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,455
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
391
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,024
UH, TAKING A FEW THINGS.
392
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,392
THOSE ARE MY THEORIES
ON THE EARTH'S
GRAVITATIONAL ALIGNMENT.
393
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,928
YES, AND SOME OF THEM
ARE QUITE GOOD,
394
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,095
AND THAT'S
WHY I'M TAKING THEM,
395
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,931
JUST TO PROVE SOMETHING
TO THE FOLKS AT HOME.
396
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,799
YOU DON'T
NEED THOSE THEORIES.
397
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:46,634
YOU CAN FIGURE THEM OUT.
398
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,335
YOU CAN FIGURE
EVERYTHING OUT,
399
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,303
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
400
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,706
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HEAR IT. WHY?
401
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,174
YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
402
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,376
OH, DICK, WELL DONE.
403
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,410
I KNEW IT!
404
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,847
DICK, YOU
ARE QUITE A REMARKABLE
HUMAN CREATURE.
405
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,616
OH! WELL, I AGREE
WITH THE REMARKABLE PART.
406
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,653
AFTER ALL,
I FIGURED OUT
WHO YOU ARE,
407
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:11,258
BUT YOU, MY FRIEND,
HAVE MISSED SOMETHING
GLARINGLY OBVIOUS ABOUT ME.
408
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,459
CARE TO GUESS?
409
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,563
NO. YOU SEE,
I CAME TO THIS PLANET
FOR ONLY ONE PURPOSE:
410
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,430
TO DESTROY IT.
411
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,331
WHAT?
412
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,200
OH, YES. BIG EXPLOSION,
CHUNKS OF DEBRIS,
413
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,568
THINGS FLYING
EVERY WHICH WAY,
414
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,704
THEN A SECOND EXPLOSION,
415
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,405
NOT QUITE AS HUGE
AS THE FIRST ONE,
416
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,040
BUT STILL VERY BIG
AND SPARKLY,
417
00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,976
SOMETHING TO SEE...
418
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,510
ONLY, OF COURSE,
YOU WOULDN'T
419
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,613
BECAUSE YOU'D
HAVE BEEN VAPORIZED
IN THE FIRST ONE.
420
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:34,848
BUT WHY THE EARTH?
421
00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:38,185
BECAUSE YOU'RE
BLOCKING OUR VIEW!
422
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:39,920
I WON'T LET YOU!
423
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,988
NO, NO. LET ME EXPLAIN.
424
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,355
WHEN I FIRST CAME
TO THIS PLANET,
425
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,192
I LOOKED AROUND FOR
SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE,
BUT NOTHING MUCH,
426
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,128
CERTAINLY
NOTHING TO JUSTIFY
NOT BLOWING IT UP,
427
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,098
THEN...THEN,
DICK, I MET YOU.
428
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,401
AH, YES, ME.
WELL, THERE'S A REASON
WHY YOU WERE SO IMPRESSED.
429
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,670
YOU SEE,
I'M NOT FROM OHIO.
430
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,106
YOU SEE, DICK,
YOU PROVED TO ME
431
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,541
THAT HUMAN BEINGS
CAN BE BRIGHT
432
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:05,412
IN A SORT OF LOOK-WHAT-
MY-2-YEAR-OLD-CAN-DO
SORT OF WAY.
433
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,113
THAT'S BECAUSE--
434
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,247
THAT IS, IF,
FOR 2 MINUTES,
435
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,550
THEY CAN GET THEIR MINDS
OFF LARGE-BREASTED
LIFEGUARDS,
436
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,487
COFFEE CAKE THAT
DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT,
AND CELINE DION.
437
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,023
SOMEBODY
TELL HER TO STOP.
438
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,425
THE BOAT SANK.
LET IT GO.
439
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,294
I'M NOT QUITE FOLLOWING.
440
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,497
DICK, YOU AND YOU ALONE
441
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,235
HAVE CONVINCED ME
TO SPARE YOUR KIND.
442
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:28,568
ME?
443
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,570
MM-HMM.
444
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,071
ME?
445
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,605
MM-HMM.
446
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:35,642
OH, I SEE.
447
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,412
NOW, WHAT IS THIS THING
THAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT YOU
448
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,214
THAT I SIMPLY
HAVE TO KNOW IT?
449
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,449
WHAT?
HMM?
450
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,917
OH! OH, THAT.
451
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,652
YES. WELL, I'M, UH...
452
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,987
I'M AN--AN--
453
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,889
I'M A...
454
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,758
CANADIAN.
455
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,327
I'M SO SORRY.
456
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,296
NEVERTHELESS, I'M
GOING TO DO SOMETHING
457
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,697
THAT I HOPED
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO.
458
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:58,631
WHAT?
459
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,432
WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
BLABBING ABOUT THIS
460
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,567
TO EVERYONE, CAN WE?
461
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,936
SO I'M GOING TO SMOOTH
OVER YOUR MEMORY TRACES,
YOU SEE?
462
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,472
NOW, THIS DEVICE
IS VERY, VERY EFFICIENT,
463
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,208
BUT IT DOES MELT ABOUT
HALF A HUMAN BRAIN.
464
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,743
PBBBLT!
465
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,216
THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE
IN CANADA.
466
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,650
WELL, THEN...
467
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,352
AS I'M NOT
BLOWING THE PLACE UP,
468
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,521
THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME
TO BUY A FEW SOUVENIRS,
469
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,623
OR MAYBE
I'LL GET A MASSAGE.
470
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,293
YES, THAT'S IT,
A MASSAGE.
471
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,499
HA! HA HA HA!
472
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,434
HUMAN BRAIN.
473
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,372
SOME OF US
DON'T HAVE A HUMAN BRAIN.
474
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,647
SO, YOU SEE,
I, AN ALIEN,
SAVED THE EARTH
475
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,550
BY BEING A BETTER HUMAN
THAN ANY HUMAN COULD EVER BE.
476
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,485
YEAH, DICK.
WE GET THE IRONY.
477
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,222
IT'S REALLY PRETTY OBVIOUS.
478
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,724
I JUST WISH THAT I
COULD TELL ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT I'VE SAVED.
479
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,193
WOW! MARY ALBRIGHT
AND ANOTHER ALIEN.
480
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:01,795
WHAT ARE THE ODDS
OF THAT HAPPENING?
481
00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:02,662
OH, SHUT UP.
482
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,630
NO, SERIOUSLY.
483
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,965
I MEAN, THE ODDS
OF AN EARTH WOMAN
484
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,467
HAVING A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP
WITH AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL--
485
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,602
WELL, THAT'S GOT TO BE
ABOUT A BILLION TO ONE,
486
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,671
BUT TO HAVE IT
WITH TWO? WOW!
487
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,073
SHUT UP.
488
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,107
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
489
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:16,276
ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS
SHE'S BEEN WITH
WERE ALIENS?
490
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,678
WHAT OTHER GUYS?
491
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,222
[MUSIC FROM WAGNER'S
* DAS RHEINGOLD ]
492
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:34,261
[SINGING WAGNER'S
* DAS RHEINGOLD ]
493
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:42,769
SIT DOWN!
494
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,439
NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL
WOTAN HAS STOLEN THE RING
FROM ALBERICH!
495
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,474
SIT DOWN!
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