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[GRUMBLING]
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DAMN THAT CHANNEL 9
WEATHERMAN!
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WHAT? IT'S NOT RAINING.
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I KNOW. I CUT
THROUGH HIS YARD,
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AND THE SPRINKLERS
WENT OFF.
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CAR WASH AGAIN?
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DO YOU SEE ANY SOAP?
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DR. ALBRIGHT, THEY'RE
HAVING A RECEPTION
FOR THAT NEW PROFESSOR.
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OH. DR. NEESOME.
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MM-HMM. SHOULD I RSVP?
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PLEASE.
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OH, UH,
ME, TOO, NINA.
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DICK, THIS GUY'S
KIND OF A BIG SHOT,
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SO WHEN YOU
MEET HIM, TRY
NOT TO ACT SO...
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BRILLIANT?
NO.
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ATHLETIC?
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UH, WELL--
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GORGEOUS?
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WEIRD.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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WEIRD
AS IN WEIRD.
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OH, SO SUDDENLY
I'M WEIRD.
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NOT SO SUDDENLY, DICK.
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I SAID IT TODAY,
I SAID IT YESTERDAY,
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I SAY IT...EVERY DAY.
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OH, I THOUGHT
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THAT WAS JUST
A RUNNING JOKE
WE HAD.
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I'D DO SOMETHING,
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THEN, AFTER
THE FIRE TRUCKS LEFT,
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YOU'D LET ME
HAVE IT, HA HA.
ALL IN GOOD FUN.
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DICK, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY...
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I KNOW
YOU MEAN WELL,
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BUT SOMETIMES IT'S
LIKE BEING AROUND
THE ADDAMS FAMILY.
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WELL...
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I WILL ADMIT THAT
JOHN ADAMS' VIEWS
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OF A STRONG CENTRAL
GOVERNMENT
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MAY HAVE BEEN AHEAD
OF THEIR TIME--
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THAT'S NOT WHO I MEANT.
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JOHN QUINCY ADAMS?!
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YOU'RE COMPARING ME
TO T FREAK SHOW?
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OH!
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TOMMY, TELL ME
IF THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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WE'RE KIND OF BUSY
RIGHT NOW, SALLY.
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WE HAVE TO WRITE
ABOUT OUR FAMILY'S
HISTORY FOR CLASS.
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MY FAMILY CAME
TO AMERICA IN 1852
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ON A DUTCH SCHOONER.
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HOW ABOUT YOURS?
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WELL, UM,
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MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
UH...
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ESCAPED FROM THE NAZIS
THROUGH THE ALPS
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WITH HIS FAMILY AND
THEIR SINGING NANNY.
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UM, TOMMY?
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YEAH?
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THAT'S
THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND DON'T THINK
THAT WE'RE NOT SUING!
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HEY...
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DON'T THROW
THAT AWAY.
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OH. WHY,
DO YOU RECYCLE?
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NO.
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I'M TRYING TO GET
INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS
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FOR THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST CAN COLLECTION.
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HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
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JUST THE ONE.
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OH. AUGUST,
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I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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TELL ME,
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DO YOU THINK
THAT WE ARE WEIRD?
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WELL, UM...
I DON'T THINK THAT--
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OH, COME ON,
COME ON. I WON'T
BE OFFENDED.
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YOU CAN BE HONEST.
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UM...SOMETIMES...
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YOU CAN BE A LITTLE...
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WEIRD.
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AND YOU'RE A PEDANTIC
LITTLE TWERP!
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NOW GET OUT!
GET OUT!
[Harry] GET OUT!
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY
KEEP SAYING
THAT WE'RE WEIRD?
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JEALOUSY.
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NO, NO.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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OUR MISSION IS TO BE
AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS.
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IS IT POSSIBLE THAT
WE'RE NOT FITTING IN
AS WELL AS WE THINK?
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WELL, DICK, YOU
CAN BE A LITTLE WEIRD.
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YOU'RE THE WEIRDO.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS.
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OH, YEAH,
COMPARED TO YOU?
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[ALL TALKING]
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HEY, HEY...
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ANYBODY GOT A CAN?
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HARRY, TELL ME IF
THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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Dick:
FAMILY MEETING!
FAMILY MEETING!
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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BOOKS.
LOTS OF BOOKS.
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WHAT FOR?
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WE'RE NOT
FITTING IN.
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APPARENTLY,
BEING HUMAN INVOLVES
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MORE THAN JUST
2 ARMS, 2 LEGS,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL
MAJOR ORIFICE.
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WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS
THE ALMANACS OF MAN.
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STATISTICS ON LIFESTYLES
AND BEHAVIORAL STUDIES.
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WE'VE GOT TO
BECOME COMPLETELY
AVERAGE AMERICANS,
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AND THAT TAKES WORK!
NOW, COME ON,
START READING.
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AH, LOOK!
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IT SAYS
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
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USES 4.1 POUNDS
OF BUTTER A YEAR.
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ORALLY?
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IT SAYS THAT THE AVERAGE
AMERICAN COMMUTE
IS 22 MINUTES.
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OH, NO.
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I'M ONLY
5 MINUTES
FROM WORK.
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TOMORROW
TAKE THE RIDING MOWER.
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OK,
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STATISTICALLY,
AT LEAST ONE OF US
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SHOULD BE
DIVORCED BY NOW.
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OOH...
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I WANT THAT ONE!
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AND...10% OF US
SHOULD BE GAY.
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THAT'S NOT
WHY WE GOT DIVORCED.
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10% IS
A MINORITY.
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WE'VE GOT
TO GO WITH
THE MAJORITY,
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THE AVERAGE.
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THE AVERAGE FAMILY OF 4
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LIVES IN
A 3-BEDROOM RESIDENCE.
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WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO MOVE.
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YOU BETTER
TELL DUBCEK.
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OH, SHE'S GOING
TO BE UPSET.
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NO, I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE FINE.
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MRS. DUBCEK!
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Mrs. Dubcek: WHAT?
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WE'RE MOVING!
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Mrs. Dubcek:
LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
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AND THIS AREA,
WHICH I'VE DESIGNATED "X,"
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IS THE GUEST SUITE,
WHICH OPENS INTO "Y,"
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CREATING A LOVELY AREA
FOR ENTERTAINING: "Z."
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IS IT CABLE-READY?
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DOES THE WALK-IN CLOSET
HAVE AMPLE STORAGE SPACE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M JUST TELLING YOU:
IT DOES.
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DR. SOLOMON, DOES
THE UNIVERSITY KNOW
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THAT YOU'RE USING
YOUR CLASS TIME
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TO TRY AND SUBLET
YOUR APARTMENT?
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JUST FOR THAT, KAREN,
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YOU'RE GOING TO MISS OUT
ON THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY.
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HOW MUCH
IS THE RENT?
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325 A MONTH.
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THAT'S LESS
THAN MY MOM CHARGES!
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UH, COME ON IN,
FELLAS.
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WATCH YOUR STEP.
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WELL, THIS IS IT.
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COOL!
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PARTY!
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I WANT YOU BOYS
TO KNOW
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I'M IN BED BY 11:00.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
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NO, I JUST...
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WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
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THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM...
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WELL, I THINK
WE'RE READY.
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GOOD-BYE,
MRS. DUBCEK.
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I BELIEVE IT WAS
MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WHO SAID,
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"PARTING IS SUCH
SWEET SORROW--"
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BYE-BYE NOW.
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WELL, ONWARD
TO A NEW LIFE.
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WOW.
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EVERYTHING'S
SO BEIGE.
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HMM. A PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL COLOR
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FOR PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL LIVING.
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HEY! I'VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE.
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THIS IS
STAIN-RESISTANT
CARPET. LOOK.
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THAT'S
A GOOD PLACE
FOR A CHAIR.
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EVERYTHING'S FALLING
INTO PLACE.
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YEAH, BUT SOMETHING
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ISN'T QUITE RIGHT...
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DOES IT FIT?
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MINE DOES.
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IT FEELS GREAT!
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LOOK OUT!
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[POPPING]
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YOU KNOW,
IT IS AMAZING
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THE ADVANCES
THE SWEDES HAVE MADE
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IN THE SCIENCE
OF FURNITURE,
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ESPECIALLY
CONSIDERING
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THEY HAVE
ONLY ONE KNOWN TOOL.
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YOU GUYS,
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LOOK WHAT I GOT!
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AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE
PAIN RELIEVER,
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AMERICA'S
LEADING CHUNKY
PEANUT BUTTER,
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AND...AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MUSTARD
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FOR OVER
50 YEARS.
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HEY...THIS BREAD
IS RECOMMENDED
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BY 4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS
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FOR THEIR PATIENTS
WHO CHEW BREAD.
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GUYS, I HAVE
A DATE WITH MARY.
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WHICH SHIRT LOOKS,
BETTER, THIS ONE...
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OR THIS ONE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HI.
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HI.
COME IN.
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HI, I'M FLORA.
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AND I'M STEVE.
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I'M DICK.
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HI, DICK.
ARE THOSE
DOCKERS?
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YES, THEY ARE!
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I HAVE THOSE EXACT PANTS.
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WELL, WE JUST
WANTED TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BUILDING.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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BY THE WAY, IS THAT
YOUR RED CONVERTIBLE
PARKED OUTSIDE?
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE REPLACING IT SOON
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WITH A MINIVAN OR
A SPORT-UTILITY VEHICLE.
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GOOD CHOICE.
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AND, UH...
YOUR ASSIGNED
PARKING SPOT
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IS G-14.
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AND SO YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T DO LAUNDRY
AFTER 10 P.M.
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WOW, IS EVERYTHING
SO REGIMENTED
AROUND HERE?
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WELL, WE HAVE
A PRETTY ACTIVE
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TENANTS'
ASSOCIATION.
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OH! COULD I JOIN?
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WELL, SURE.
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THERE'S
A MEETING
TONIGHT.
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WE HAVE TO TELL YOU,
WE'RE SO GLAD TO BE RID
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OF THE LAST PEOPLE
WHO LIVED HERE.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
SOME NORMAL PEOPLE HERE.
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NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
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AND YOU, SIR?
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I CAN'T DECIDE.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST
POPULAR DISH?
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WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE
LIKE THE STEAK FAJITAS.
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THEN STEAK FAJITAS
IT IS.
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AND, UH, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IT COOKED?
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MEDIUM.
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AND THE SAUCE?
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MEDIUM.
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AND YOUR DRINK?
COLA, MEDIUM.
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NO, WAIT...
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YES, MEDIUM.
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SO, HOW'D YOU LIKE
THE MOVIE?
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IT'S THE NUMBER ONE
MOVIE IN AMERICA.
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BUT DID YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MOVIE,
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AND THAT'S
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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I GUESS IT WAS OK.
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00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:58,332
2 THUMBS UP.
WAY UP.
241
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,902
I'M HAVING
A NICE TIME.
242
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,436
YOU ARE?
243
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:03,671
THAT'S TRUE.
244
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,306
YOU'VE NEITHER
SCREAMED NOR CRIED
245
00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,241
ALL EVENING.
246
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,277
THIS IS CAUSE
FOR A CELEBRATION.
WAITER?
247
00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:13,647
A BOTTLE
OF YOUR MOST AVERAGE
CHAMPAGNE.
248
00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:22,290
OH...HOW'S IT
COMING, HARRY?
249
00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:23,991
WELL, I HAD
A LITTLE TROUBLE.
250
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,659
WE WERE TRYING TO PUT
THE SUPPORT ROD
251
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,261
FROM THE UBEN
252
00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:30,598
INTO THE FLORD SLOT,
253
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,065
BUT THAT CRISIS IS PAST.
254
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,034
AH. LOOK AT US.
255
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,703
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
256
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,738
EVERYTHING'S
COMING TOGETHER.
257
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,873
OH, I'M READING
A GREAT JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL.
258
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,542
IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG
SOUTHERN LAWYER
259
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,677
WHO FIGHTS AN EVIL
CORPORATE GIANT.
260
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,046
HEY, MY GRISHAM'S
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
261
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,682
SO IS MY GRISHAM!
262
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,858
HEY, GUYS.
263
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,063
WHO ARE YOU?
264
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,565
IT'S ME TOMMY.
265
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:07,968
WELL, YOU CAN'T BE
TOMMY. TOMMY LOOKS
LIKE A GIRL.
266
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,036
OH...NO.
267
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,438
I WENT TO THE MEGACUTS.
268
00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,673
WELL, IF YOU'RE TOMMY,
ANSWER ME THIS:
269
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,343
ARE WE, OR
ARE WE NOT ALIENS?
270
00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,977
YEAH, DICK, WE ARE.
271
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,580
TOMMY!
272
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,450
AH, THERE'S
MY GRISHAM.
273
00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:30,724
IN YOU GO.
274
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,692
THIS THING,
275
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,228
WHATEVER IT IS
HAS GOT TO GO.
276
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:35,929
JUST HAVE THEM HAUL
ALL THIS AWAY.
277
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:36,730
ARE YOU SURE?
278
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,466
YES NINA, I'M SURE.
279
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,401
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
ACTING KIND OF STRANGE.
280
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,437
ME STRANGE?
I'M TEXTBOOK NORMAL.
281
00:11:43,471 --> 00:11:45,506
IF ANYONE IS
STRANGE, IT'S YOU.
282
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,474
EH!
283
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,842
YOU EXERCISE TOO MUCH,
YOU DRIVE A STICK SHIFT,
284
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,143
YOU DRINK
ROOT BEER
285
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,180
OH, AND
YOU'RE BLACK.
286
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,283
WHAT'S STRANGE
ABOUT BEING BLACK?
287
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:58,686
LET'S FACE IT
NINA, MOST WHITE
PEOPLE AREN'T.
288
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,590
WELL THEY WANT TO BE.
289
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:03,824
WHAT'S GOING ON?
290
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,527
OH, I'M JUST GETTING
RID OF SOME OF THESE
KOOKY KNICK-KNACKS.
291
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,228
WHAT COULD I HAVE
BEEN THINKING?
292
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,697
OH I DON'T KNOW,
293
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,100
I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE
HAVING PERSONAL TOUCHES
AROUND THE OFFICE.
294
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,336
OH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING ONE OF
THOSE BIG FICUSES
295
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:18,906
WOAH, HOLD ON THERE
COURTNEY LOVE.
296
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,108
THE CIRCUS IS A FUN
PLACE TO VISIT, BUT...
297
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,242
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LIVE THERE.
298
00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,378
WELL, CAN I HAVE YOUR
MR. POTATO HEAD?
299
00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,414
SURE, GO AHEAD.
300
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,482
(laughing)
WEIRDO
301
00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:31,752
OH, HI, JEFF. THANKS
SO MUCH FOR COMING.
302
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,221
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY WE ASKED YOU HERE.
303
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:34,888
YES.
304
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,257
WELL, IS THAT
YOUR DOORMAT?
305
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,326
YEAH. SO?
306
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,093
WELL, IT
DOESN'T REALLY GO
307
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,431
WITH THE BUILDING'S
DECOR NOW, DOES IT?
308
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:45,566
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT COLOR
MY DOORMAT IS?
309
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,200
WELL, THERE ARE
2 APPROVED COLORS,
310
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:50,070
BUT WE HAVEN'T
USED EITHER OF THOSE
NOW, HAVE WE?
311
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,171
NO, BUT
IT'S JUST THAT--
312
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,306
WHAT WERE
WE THINKING?
313
00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:54,342
WERE WE THINKING,
"HMM, I KNOW BETTER
314
00:12:54,375 --> 00:13:00,080
THAN THE OTHER
146 TENANTS"?
315
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,182
WELL, I JUST
THOUGHT IT WOULD
GIVE MY PLACE
316
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,351
A LITTLE
PERSONALITY.
317
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:05,118
OH, JEFF!
318
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,920
WE DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR PERSONALITY
319
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,822
IN THIS COMPLEX.
320
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,058
WHAT WE NEED TO DO
IS ABIDE BY THE RULES
321
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,761
WE'VE ALL
AGREED TO, RIGHT?
322
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,664
ALL RIGHT.
OK. SO BYE-BYE.
323
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,899
BYE-BYE.
324
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,235
HI, MARJORIE.
325
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,038
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
326
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,440
NOW, IT SEEMS
AS THOUGH WE PUT
327
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:30,678
A LITTLE DRIED FLOWER
WREATH ON OUR DOOR.
328
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:33,781
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
329
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,021
SO, SALLY,
330
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,222
DO YOU LIKE IT HERE?
331
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,891
OH, I LOVE
WILLOW GLEN.
332
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,126
IT'S LIKE NO PLACE
ELSE ON EARTH.
333
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,861
NO...
334
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,331
EXCEPT OAK BRIDGE,
WILLOW BROOK
AND GLEN BROOK.
335
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,300
I CAN'T REMEMBER
LIFE BEFORE
WILLOW GLEN,
336
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,470
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE
LIFE AFTER IT.
337
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,705
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT.
338
00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:59,473
I GOT YOU
A HOUSEWARMING PRESENT.
339
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:00,541
OHH!
340
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,644
MARY, THANK YOU.
341
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:07,214
OH, IT'S WONDERFUL!
WHAT IS IT?
342
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,216
IT'S A WIND CHIME.
YOU PUT IT IN THE WINDOW,
343
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:13,253
AND THE WIND
RUSHES THROUGH IT AND
MAKES A LOVELY SOUND.
344
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,524
SOUND?
345
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:17,425
AS IN "NOISE"?
346
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,426
YEAH.
347
00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,960
WELL, IT'S
FAR TOO PRETTY
348
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,129
TO TAKE OUT
OF THE BOX.
349
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,096
I KNOW.
350
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:27,568
I'LL JUST USE IT
TO STORE
UNDER THE SINK.
351
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,170
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
352
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,372
JENGA!
JENGA!
JENGA!
353
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,374
THAT WAS GOOD FUN.
354
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,310
SAY, WHO WANTS
TO DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY CRAZY?
355
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,846
I'M GAME!
I DO!
356
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:39,580
MARY?
357
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,313
GOD, YES.
358
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,350
LET'S GO GET
SOME FROZEN YOGURT!
359
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,354
COME ON, MARY!
360
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,090
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S FAT-FREE.
361
00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:56,697
MARY?
362
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,364
OH!
363
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,298
HI, DICK.
364
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,900
WELL, WHY
AREN'T YOU WORKING
IN THE OFFICE?
365
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,502
UH...
366
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:03,437
I--I THOUGHT
I'D SAVE MYSELF THE WALK.
367
00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:05,238
I HAVE ANOTHER CLASS
COMING IN.
368
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,039
WHAT, NOW?
369
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,777
UH...IN 3 HOURS.
370
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,745
I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME
LAST NIGHT.
371
00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,847
IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD
TO LEAVE SO SUDDENLY,
372
00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:16,584
BUT LEAVING
BOTH YOUR IRON
AND YOUR STOVE ON,
373
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,753
I GUESS THAT CAN BE
PRETTY DANGEROUS.
374
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,856
TAKE YOUR SEATS,
PLEASE! JUST BECAUSE
I'M A LITTLE LATE
375
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:25,025
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T
BE READY TO LEARN.
376
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,996
NOW...
377
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,365
WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER
TO QUESTION NUMBER 4?
378
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,701
WELL...WHO ARE YOU?
379
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,670
I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
380
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:38,972
OH! YOU MUST BE
DR. NEESOME.
381
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,073
NO. THE ANSWER
I'M LOOKING FOR
382
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,208
IS "MARSUPIAL."
383
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,843
PLEASE CONCENTRATE.
384
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,678
UH, UH,
NO, NO, NO. YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
385
00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:47,080
I'M MARY ALBRIGHT.
THIS IS
DICK SOLOMON.
386
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,448
WE'RE BOTH
PROFESSORS HERE.
387
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,450
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
TAKE MY CLASS.
388
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:51,852
PLEASE LEAVE.
389
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,353
BUT...BUT THIS
IS HER ROOM.
390
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,422
WELL,
THEN YOU LEAVE ME
NO ALTERNATIVE.
391
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,124
I MUST LEAVE.
392
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,793
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
393
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,897
SO THAT'S
THE UNIVERSITY'S IDEA
394
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,098
OF A HOTSHOT PROFESSOR?
395
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,834
OH, THEY SAY HE'S
QUITE BRILLIANT.
396
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,036
WELL, I SAY
HE'S QUITE WEIRD.
397
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,038
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T
FIT IN AROUND HERE.
398
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,439
NO, NO, NO, NO.
399
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,107
HE'S TOO LOUD,
TOO COLORFUL,
400
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:14,908
TOO INTERESTING.
401
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:17,711
EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
402
00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,212
COME ON, DICK,
WE COULD USE
403
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,014
A LITTLE
ECCENTRICITY
AROUND HERE.
404
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,816
I MEAN, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE DULL,
405
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,853
DON'T YOU THINK?
406
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:29,289
A GUY COULD TAKE THAT
PERSONALLY.
407
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,325
EXCUSE ME, IS THIS
THE LADIES' ROOM?
408
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,800
WELL, I BELIEVE
THAT IS IT.
409
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,069
AS THEY SAY
IN SWEDEN...
410
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,706
FAHRVERGNUGEN.
411
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,374
HEY, DICK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HOME?
412
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,543
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TAKING ALBRIGHT TO
THAT NEW STARBUCKS.
413
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,078
OH, THE ONE
DOWN THE STREET
FROM THE OLD ONE?
414
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,813
NO, THE ONE IN-BETWEEN
THE 2 KINKO'S.
415
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,447
OH. ACROSS FROM
THE BARNES & NOBLE?
416
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,850
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHICH STARBUCKS!
417
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,752
SHE CANCELED ON ME.
418
00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:00,453
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL.
419
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,855
WHY WOULDN'T SHE LIKE ME?
420
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,657
YEAH. YOU'RE
JUST LIKE EVERY
OTHER GUY IN TOWN.
421
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,459
YEAH. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING REMARKABLE OR
DISTINCTIVE ABOUT YOU.
422
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,595
AND YET SHE RESISTS.
423
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:09,329
BUT YOU'RE
COMPLETELY
HOMOGENIZED!
424
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,230
THERE'S NOTHING
NOT TO LIKE!
425
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,800
HOW MUCH LESS DOES
SHE WANT FROM YOU?
426
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,603
WELL, IT IS HER
PROBLEM, 'CAUSE
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
427
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:16,970
FANTASTIC.
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
428
00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:18,538
I'M COMPLETELY
MISERABLE.
I HATE
IT HERE.
429
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,574
KILL ME NOW.
430
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,442
OH, MY.
431
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,578
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
LIKED IT HERE.
432
00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:25,713
WE WERE JUST
SAYING THAT
433
00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,014
'CAUSE
WE THOUGHT YOU
LIKED IT HERE.
434
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,181
I HATE IT!
435
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,416
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT!
436
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,284
I DON'T LIKE IT!
437
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,186
I MISS MY COAT.
I MISS MY GNOME.
438
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,255
WELL, HEY,
I MISS MY HAIR!
439
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,757
THERE'S SOME
THINGS YOU CAN'T
GO BACK ON.
440
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,392
WE HAVE TO TOUGH
THIS OUT. WE DID IT FOR
THE SAKE OF THE MISSION.
441
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,061
NO! THIS WAS
A MISTAKE!
442
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,863
BECOMING MORE AVERAGE
DIDN'T MAKE US MORE HUMAN!
443
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,264
IT MADE US LESS!
444
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,799
ALL MY BUMPS
AND QUIRKS.
445
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,870
THAT'S WHAT MADE ME
SO DELIGHTFULLY HARRY.
446
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,371
PACK UP, BOYS.
WE'RE GOING HOME!
447
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,974
GOING HOME? COME ON!
448
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:57,010
WE JUST GOT
THIS THING TOGETHER!
449
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,915
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
450
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:05,185
HEY, GUYS.
451
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,220
WHAT'S GOING ON?
452
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,124
SALLY, UH...
453
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,893
I'VE, UH...
454
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,830
I'VE MADE
A COMMAND DECISION.
455
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:18,598
WE'RE MOVING BACK.
456
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:19,633
WE'RE NOT HAPPY,
457
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,534
SO WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BREAK OUR LEASE
AND MOVE?
458
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,970
YEAH.
MORE OR LESS.
459
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,872
NO, DICK,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
460
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:27,274
YOU SEE, I'M
IN THE MAJORITY NOW.
461
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,176
THERE ARE
MORE OF US THAN
THERE ARE OF YOU,
462
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,544
AND THAT MAKES US
RIGHT.
463
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,647
I'M A MEMBER
OF A COMMUNITY,
464
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:34,982
A COMMUNITY
THAT EMBRACES
465
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:38,351
WHOLESOME
AMERICAN VALUES.
466
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,888
AND IF YOU
CROSS US...
467
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:43,556
WE WILL DESTROY YOU.
468
00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:47,527
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME...
469
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,197
I SPOTTED
A MEZUZAH ON 2-C.
470
00:18:57,705 --> 00:19:01,074
AND CLEARLY,
THE OVERSIZE
DOOR KNOCKER ON 6-B
471
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,543
WILL SET
AN UNFORTUNATE
PRECEDENT,
472
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,545
SO I THINK
IT BEHOOVES ALL OF US
473
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,514
TO NIP THIS PROBLEM
IN THE BUD.
474
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,415
HEAR, HEAR!
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
475
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,851
GREAT. OK,
THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS IS--
476
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,653
[TINKLING]
477
00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:14,421
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
478
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,422
OH, UH...
479
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,991
I PUT UP
MARY'S WIND CHIMES.
480
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,359
"WIND CHIMES"?
481
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,961
OH, WE DON'T
DO THAT HERE.
482
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,730
NO, WE DO NOT,
FLORA.
483
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,098
DR. SOLOMON,
TAKE THOSE DOWN
RIGHT AWAY.
484
00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:26,099
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
485
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:26,767
[MOTOR RUNS]
486
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,004
OK--
487
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,572
IS THAT
A LEAF BLOWER?
488
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,673
DIESEL.
489
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,508
WELL, YOU CAN'T RUN
A LEAF BLOWER HERE!
490
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,476
OH, TELL ME
ABOUT IT.
[WOOF WOOF]
491
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,478
IT SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF TOMMY'S DOG.
492
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,314
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
493
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,717
OH, IT'S OK, BOY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
494
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:44,952
LET ME TELL YOU,
WHEN HE GETS SCARED,
495
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:47,420
HE'S NO FRIEND
OF CARPET.
496
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,289
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
497
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,825
YOU SOLOMONS HAVE BEEN
HORRIBLE TENANTS!
498
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,127
I CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY
EVICTION VOTE!
499
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,463
I SECOND THE MOTION!
ALL IN FAVOR.
500
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,766
WELL, THEN IT'S
UNANIMOUS. BYE-BYE.
501
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,568
OK, THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS WOULD BE
THE HEDGE COMMITTEE--
502
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,435
SALLY...
503
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,204
UH, YES, STEVE?
504
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,006
YOU LIVE WITH THEM.
505
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,607
UH-HUH.
506
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,142
OH. UM...WELL,
507
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,811
CAN I MOVE
IN WITH YOU?
508
00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:12,112
NOPE.
509
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,513
BUT I'M ONE
OF YOU.
510
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,581
NO.
511
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,448
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
512
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,649
COME ON, SALLY,
IT'S TIME.
NO.
513
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,417
OH! OH!
COME ON, DEAR.
514
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,887
BUT I DON'T
WANT TO GO!
515
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,921
WITHOUT ME,
516
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,622
THIS PLACE IS GOING
TO BE COLORFUL...
517
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,092
AND--AND PRETTY,
W-WITH LITTLE CRITTERS
518
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,028
AND BIRDIES TWEETING
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
519
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,230
YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
520
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,102
BECOMING AVERAGE
WAS INTERESTING,
521
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,436
BUT ONCE
WE GOT THERE...
522
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,571
IT WASN'T
INTERESTING AT ALL.
523
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,672
YEAH. I MEAN,
524
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:43,877
THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WEREN'T WEIRD
WERE SO...WEIRD.
525
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:47,014
THEN I BECAME LIKE THEM,
WHICH WAS REALLY WEIRD.
526
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:49,382
WELL...
LIVE AND LEARN.
527
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,051
WE'RE BACK TO
OUR NORMAL SELVES.
528
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,685
[CLEARS THROAT]
529
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,856
EXCEPT FOR TOMMY,
WHO HAS A LITTLE COUGH.
530
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:58,091
BUT OTHERWISE,
EVERYTHING'S
AS IT SHOULD BE.
531
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,126
AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?
532
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,961
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
533
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,562
YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
534
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,763
I'M TURNING IN.
535
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:04,764
YEAH,
ME, TOO.
536
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:06,834
WHICH ONE OF YOU
GUYS IS BUNKING
DOWN WITH ME?
537
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:07,700
THAT WOULD BE ME.
538
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,302
WELL, DON'T HOG
THE BLANKETS
539
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,671
BECAUSE I SLEEP
IN THE NUDE.
540
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,739
THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA!
541
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,275
I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO
TRY THAT.
542
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,112
YOU GUYS WANT TO
CRASH IN MY VAN?
543
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:29,923
YEAH.
YEAH.
544
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,559
[BUZZ]
545
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,561
[BUZZ]
546
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,963
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
547
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,464
[BUZZING APPROACHING]
548
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,333
WHOOOO WHOO-HOO-HOO!
549
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,769
OH, HO HO!
550
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,374
OH, MARY, THERE'S
NOTHING BETTER
THAN THIS!
551
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,045
HE'S BACK.
36746
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