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MURDER WITH A CAPITAL "M." 10 00:00:23,592 --> 00:00:24,593 UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. 11 00:00:24,626 --> 00:00:26,728 THEN IT'S A SMALL "M." 12 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:29,430 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,733 SO, UM, MAYBE YOU WANT TO GO GET SOME LUNCH? 14 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:33,501 WELL, I'M ON DUTY, AND, UH-- 15 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,037 [BABBLING] 16 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,005 I'M REAL HUNGRY. 17 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,540 GREAT. I'LL GRAB MY COAT. 18 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,117 Sally: HEY, DON? 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,085 D-AAH! 20 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,520 HUH? YEAH? WHAT? 21 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,155 I THOUGHT WE COULD TRY THAT NEW MEXICAN PLACE. 22 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,256 OH, YEAH, MEXICAN. 23 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:58,059 THAT'S--THAT'S--OH, GOD! 24 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,365 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY? 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,935 I HAVE TO WRITE A 20-PAGE HISTORY PAPER BY TOMORROW. 26 00:01:06,968 --> 00:01:09,070 OOOH...THAT'S TOUGH. 27 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,138 OH! OH! AND ON TOP OF THAT, 28 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,506 GEORGE CAPISORROS WAS WAITING FOR ME AFTER SCHOOL 29 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,744 TO BEAT ME UP 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HIM CHEAT OFF MY ALGEBRA TEST. 30 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:18,613 WHOA. SO WHAT DID YOU DO, HOP THE FENCE AND RUN HOME? 31 00:01:18,647 --> 00:01:22,283 NO. I KICKED HIS ASS, BUT, I MEAN, THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 32 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,551 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 33 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,554 OH, TOMMY, GOOD. I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. 34 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,455 WHAT? 35 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,790 SOME STUDENTS WERE HANDING OUT THIS LEAFLET 36 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:30,158 ON THE CAMPUS. 37 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,593 IT'S FOR A SECRET UNDERGROUND PARTY CALLED A RAVE. 38 00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,028 I THINK YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE IT. 39 00:01:34,062 --> 00:01:36,931 NO, DICK. THESE THINGS ARE LOUD AND HOT. 40 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,367 EVERYBODY'S ON SOMETHING. IT'S NOT FOR ME. 41 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,171 OH, YOU SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN. 42 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,405 I A AN OLD MAN. 43 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,206 OH, YEAH. 44 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,508 UH-HUH. YOU GUYS FORGET THAT, HUH. 45 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,478 I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ACTING LIKE A KID. 46 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:54,849 WELL, IT'S NO CAKEWALK BEING THE DASHING PATRIARCH, BUT I DO IT. 47 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:57,185 AT MY AGE, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYTHING. 48 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,720 I SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES. 49 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:00,021 I SHOULD BE CAREFREE. 50 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:02,290 OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 51 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,793 YOU WANT A NINTENDO. 52 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:07,528 NO! I WANT TO RELAX! 53 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,230 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THROUGH. 54 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,298 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 55 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,000 I'M RETIRING FROM THE MISSION. 56 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,101 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. 57 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:16,070 [SPUTTERING] 58 00:02:16,104 --> 00:02:19,140 OLD GUYS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS. 59 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,011 I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! 60 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:58,179 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYBODY RETIRING 61 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,413 IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION BEFORE! 62 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,581 CAN HE DO THIS?! 63 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,350 IT HAPPENS. 64 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,185 BUT IT'S RARE. 65 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,354 SOMETIMES IT'S UNAVOIDABLE. 66 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,723 BUT IT HAPPENS. 67 00:03:08,757 --> 00:03:10,124 BUT IT'S RARE. 68 00:03:10,158 --> 00:03:12,293 GOD! TOMMY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW ANYTHING, 69 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:15,229 AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING! WE'RE SCREWED! 70 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,365 TOMMY WAS A LITTLE TENSE, THAT'S ALL. 71 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,000 AND HE SAID SOME THINGS THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN. 72 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,135 TRUST ME. HE IS NOT GOING TO RETIRE. 73 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:24,839 HEY, GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT. 74 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:26,540 HOGANS, EH? 75 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,009 TOMMY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 76 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,145 WELL, ACTUALLY, DICK, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE. 77 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:33,815 AND, YOU KNOW, UH, THIS WAS NEVER MY DREAM JOB. 78 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,516 SO ARE YOU GONNA GO BACK TO THE HOME PLANET? 79 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,485 NAH. SO DRAFTY THERE. 80 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,388 THERE'S THAT FILM IN THE AIR, YOU KNOW. 81 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,055 I LIKE IT ON EARTH. 82 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,124 THERE'S, UH, WOMEN, GRAVITY. 83 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:44,859 IT'S NICE. 84 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,796 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO TO THE PARK. 85 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:49,998 FEED SOME DUCKS. 86 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,334 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM. 87 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,903 OH, DON'T WORRY. HE'LL BE BACK. 88 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:57,738 I'M SURE GONNA MISS HIM. 89 00:03:57,772 --> 00:04:00,274 CAN I HAVE HIS JOB? 90 00:04:04,813 --> 00:04:06,815 I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHER TO LECTURE. 91 00:04:06,848 --> 00:04:08,783 MOST OF MY STUDENTS JUST COPY THEIR TERM PAPERS 92 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:10,551 OUT OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA, ANYWAY. 93 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,253 I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. 94 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:16,390 THIS ONE'S PHOTOCOPIED! 95 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:20,494 I SWEAR, SOMETIMES THIS JOB JUST SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF ME. 96 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,364 DO YOU EVER WONDER IF MAYBE YOU MADE A WRONG CHOICE IN LIFE? 97 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,698 YOU KNOW, WITH YOUR JOB? 98 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,001 NO! NO. 99 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:31,305 I ALWAYS WANTED TO TEACH HALF-BAKED MORONS AT A SECOND-RATE UNIVERSITY. 100 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,173 AND HERE YOU ARE. 101 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,208 HERE I AM. 102 00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:36,310 BUT I DID HAVE DREAMS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. 103 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,479 YOU DID? LIKE WHAT? 104 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,647 OH, IT-IT'S SILLY. 105 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,883 NO, NO, NO! TELL ME. 106 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:45,719 WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED TO BE A SINGER. 107 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:46,855 YOU KNOW, A TORCH SINGER, 108 00:04:46,888 --> 00:04:49,490 LIKE PEGGY LEE OR ELLA FITZGERALD. 109 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:52,994 I EVEN HAD A STAGE NAME PICKED OUT. 110 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,229 MARLENA ALBRECHT. 111 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,899 MARLENA... 112 00:04:57,932 --> 00:05:01,970 A SMOKY ROOM... A MARTINI IN MY HAND... 113 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:05,339 SPOTLIGHT, JUST ME, CENTER STAGE. 114 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:08,877 WITH A HEP CAT BACKING YOU UP ON A STANDUP BASS. 115 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:11,980 [MIMICKING BASS] 116 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:16,417 I'D WEAR GLOVES-- LONG, BLACK GLOVES. 117 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,353 I'D HAVE AN OPIUM PROBLEM. 118 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:23,024 SLAP THAT BASS! 119 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:27,028 YOU ARE SOME MESSED-UP WHITE PEOPLE. 120 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,467 SALLY? 121 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,251 Sally: DON? 122 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:52,053 AAH! 123 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,055 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 124 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,423 YOU LEFT SO QUICKLY YESTERDAY. 125 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:59,560 WELL, I--I--I GOT A CALL ON THE, UH, THE, UM, 126 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,594 THE WALKIE-TALKIE! 127 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,730 YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE--THE MURDER THING. 128 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,999 WOW! YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH? 129 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:09,270 OH! SURE! I'LL JUST, UM, GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR. 130 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:13,574 THERE'S...NO REASON FOR ME NOT TO. 131 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:19,247 OH, LOOK-- 132 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,414 WHERE'D IT GO? 133 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,616 WHERE DID WHAT GO? 134 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,787 I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,391 I'LL JUST, UH, GO GRAB MY SWEATER, OK? 136 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,130 AAH! 137 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,435 OH...HARRY. I NEED SOME INFORMATION. 138 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,803 WELL, I GOT INFORMATION! 139 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:43,771 WHAT? 140 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,540 ON THIS DAY IN ROCK 'N' ROLL HISTORY, THE WHO-- 141 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:50,044 ENOUGH INFORMATION! 142 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:51,579 HARRY, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 143 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,147 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE WHO WENT AND WHY. 144 00:06:53,181 --> 00:06:54,248 NO! 145 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,616 MARY IS TRUDGING THROUGH LIFE 146 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,319 UNDER THE WEIGHT OF AN UNFULFILLED DREAM, 147 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:00,454 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THAT DREAM COME TRUE FOR HER. 148 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:04,558 MMMM...THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE HARD. 149 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:09,030 VERY HARD. TOMMY COULD DO IT WITH HIS EYES SHUT. 150 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,434 OK, TAKE THIS DOWN. 151 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:15,203 I NEED YOU TO FIND A PLACE-- 152 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:18,072 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 153 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:25,179 I...NEED...YOU...TO... 154 00:07:25,213 --> 00:07:26,414 HARRY, FORGET WRITING IT DOWN. 155 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,616 JUST MEMORIZE IT. 156 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,650 I NEED YOU TO FIND A PLACE-- 157 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,186 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 158 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,090 I NEED YOU 159 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:37,191 TO FIND-- 160 00:07:37,225 --> 00:07:38,559 HARRY, FORGET MEMORIZING IT. 161 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,362 JUST LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT? 162 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,430 I NEED YOU TO FIND A PLACE 163 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,265 WHERE MARY CAN SING HER LITTLE HEART OUT. 164 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,000 I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TOES YOU HAVE TO STEP ON 165 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:47,735 OR HOW MANY ARMS YOU HAVE TO TWIST. 166 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,438 YOU MUST NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 167 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:54,108 MARY PERFORMS SATURDAY NIGHT! HAVE YOU GOT THAT? 168 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:56,677 HARRY? 169 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,246 OH, I'M SORRY. 170 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:01,315 I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT CAKE. 171 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,985 WHOO... 172 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,287 QUINCUNX. 173 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,055 QUINCUNX? 174 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:08,722 YEAH, YOU KNOW-- 175 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:12,326 AN ARRANGEMENT OF 5 OBJECTS IN A SQUARE WITH ONE AT EACH CORNER AND ONE IN THE CENTER. 176 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,229 QUINCUNX! 177 00:08:15,263 --> 00:08:16,264 WAIT A SECOND, THERE. 178 00:08:16,297 --> 00:08:18,432 YOU GONNA CHALLENGE ME? 179 00:08:18,466 --> 00:08:20,634 I WOULDN'T CHALLENGE HIM. 180 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,436 YOU'RE A PRETTY SMART KID. 181 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,004 I'M NOT A KID. 182 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:26,774 WELL, FINE, FINE. WHO CARES? SIT DOWN. 183 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,377 OH. THANK YOU. 184 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,614 YOU GOT ZEOLITE. 185 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,816 I SAW IT! 186 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,224 HELLO! 187 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,225 CAN I HELP YOU? 188 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:47,428 YES! I NEED SOME INFORMATION. WHO'S THE MANAGER? 189 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:48,229 THAT WOULD BE ME. 190 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,864 AH! WELL, HAVE I GOT AN ACT FOR YOU. 191 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,766 A LADY WITH A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL. 192 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,268 SHE'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, SHE WILL. 193 00:08:54,302 --> 00:08:55,636 TERRIFIC. HEY, HEY! 194 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:59,273 AND I'M NOT TAKIN' NO FOR AN ANSWER. 195 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:00,174 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 196 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,042 WE COULD USE SOME LIVE MUSIC AROUND HERE. 197 00:09:02,076 --> 00:09:03,144 I'LL TURN OFF THE RADIO. 198 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:07,781 HEY! I DIDN'T DRIVE 5 MILES TO GET SHOT DOWN. 199 00:09:09,317 --> 00:09:11,051 I SAID IT WAS FINE! 200 00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:12,886 YOU LISTEN TO ME, CHARLIE! 201 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,122 I DON'T MAKE PROMISES, 202 00:09:14,155 --> 00:09:15,789 BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA LET YOU 203 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,092 STOMP ALL OVER THIS WOMAN'S DREAMS, CAPISCE?! 204 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:19,160 I--I SAID IT WAS-- 205 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:22,130 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID! 206 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:30,471 I SAID IT WAS FINE! I SAID IT WAS FINE! 207 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,640 GRACIAS, AMIGO. 208 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:39,513 THIS...IS THE LOUNGE. 209 00:09:39,547 --> 00:09:41,815 DOWN THERE, THE TV ROOM. 210 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,752 WE GET MOVIES EVERY SUNDAY AND TUESDAY. 211 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:45,486 UH-HUH? 212 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,655 YESTERDAY... WILLY WONKA. 213 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,323 OH. 214 00:09:49,357 --> 00:09:53,127 TOMORROW... THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. 215 00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:55,496 SHELLY WINTERS GOES SWIMMING IN HER SLIP. 216 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:57,198 OOH. 217 00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:58,031 DECENT. 218 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,401 AND HERE'S WHERE THE GALS PLAY MAHJONG. 219 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,437 WE GOT A LOT OF GALS. 220 00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:06,407 PLUS YOUR CRIBBAGE, YOUR CANASTA, AND YOUR BRIDGE. 221 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,741 OH! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 222 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,043 AND THROUGH THERE, THE CAFETERIA. 223 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,845 3 SQUARE MEALS A DAY. 224 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,482 NORMAN, MY MAN. 225 00:10:14,515 --> 00:10:17,485 I'M HOME! 226 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:29,563 WOW. SO THIS IS WHERE THEY STORE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE. 227 00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:30,731 YOU KNOW, I LIKE THIS PLACE. 228 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:35,002 SOME GUY OUT THERE JUST CALLED ME "SON." 229 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,404 GIN. 230 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:37,471 GIN. 231 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:39,207 OOH! LESTER! 232 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,574 YOU ARE COOKIN' WITH GAS. 233 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:41,675 WHAT IS THAT, 2 IN A ROW? 234 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,410 YEP. 235 00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:45,313 I OWE YA 55 CENTS, YA SCOUNDREL. 236 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:46,680 TOMMY. 237 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,881 SALLY! 238 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,550 THIS IS THE ONE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT LESTER. 239 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,752 WAS I RIGHT? IS SHE BEAUTIFUL? 240 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,254 AND STILL NOT MARRIED. 241 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:54,688 IT KILLS ME, REALLY. 242 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,124 YOU KNOW, LESTER'S GRANDSON'S A PERIODONTIST. 243 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,827 VERY COMFORTABLE. 244 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,329 YOUR DEAL, TOMMY. 245 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,297 OH, I'M GONNA SIT THIS ONE OUT, 246 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,366 SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY FAMILY. 247 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,467 UH, NICE TO MEET Y'ALL, 248 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,902 AND, YOU KNOW, THAT BESS IS ONE LUCKY LADY. 249 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,271 HEY, DON'T WE KNOW IT. 250 00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:11,272 WE LOVE HER. 251 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:14,342 [ALL MUMBLING AGREEMENT] 252 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,212 I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. 253 00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:20,113 WHO'S BESS? 254 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,949 WELL, SHE'S MY TICKET IN HERE. 255 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:25,919 ANYTIME SOMEONE ASKS, I JUST SAY I'M VISITING MY GREAT AUNT BESS. 256 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,288 HEY! ARE THOSE NEW SHOES? 257 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,723 OH, YEAH! THE FELLOWS AND I WENT TO THE OUTLET STORE. 258 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,860 I GOT THESE. 15.99! 259 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,429 I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKIN' ON AIR. 260 00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:37,798 TOMMY! COME ON IN HERE, WILL YA, PLEASE? 261 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,067 A WHOLE NEW EPISODE OF NASH BRIDGES IS COMIN' ON. 262 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,669 COME ON! I'M COMIN'. 263 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,537 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE FIRST PART. COME ON! 264 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:44,605 JUST ONE SECOND. 265 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,607 I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY SEAT, I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW. 266 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,677 I'M COMIN', STANLEY! SHH! I'M GONNA COME! 267 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,744 OH, MY GOD... 268 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,447 SHUT UP, STANLEY! 269 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,084 HE'S VERY... 270 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,553 I'M GONNA GO, THOUGH. 271 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:00,153 BUT... 272 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,322 YOU GUYS COME BY ANYTIME. 273 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:04,292 IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU VISIT. 274 00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:12,366 OH, NINA, HOW'S MY GUEST LIST COMING FOR SATURDAY NIGHT? 275 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,034 UH, JUDITH CAN'T MAKE IT, 276 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,035 DR. SUITER CAN'T MAKE IT, 277 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,505 AND DR. STRUDWICK IS FLYING TO PHILADELPHIA. 278 00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:18,772 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'LL BE THERE. 279 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,442 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M DRIVING DR. STRUDWICK TO THE AIRPORT. 280 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,744 NO! IF HE'LL LET ME. 281 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,914 YOUR LOSS! 282 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,416 OH, UH, SAY, MARY. 283 00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:31,719 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE STONEHOUSE? 284 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,255 YOU MEAN THAT RAT HOLE BY THE HIGHWAY THAT BURNED DOWN LAST YEAR? 285 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:37,090 WELL, THEY'VE REBUILT IT. 286 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,192 YEAH, AND THEN THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT CAME IN AND CLOSED IT DOWN. 287 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,129 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 288 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,964 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO DINNER THERE SOME TIME? 289 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,265 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 290 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,434 I READ A REVIEW THAT SAID 291 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:50,771 THE FOOD IS UNIMAGINATIVE BUT FAIR. 292 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,272 TEMPTED? 293 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,543 A LITTLE. 294 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:01,281 SALLY? 295 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:02,282 OH, DON! 296 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:03,551 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 297 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,219 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED SINCE YOU RAN OUT OF HERE 2 DAYS IN A ROW! 298 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,657 I'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED, ANGEL, THAT'S ALL. 299 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:10,491 IS IT SOMETHING I DID? 300 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,393 YOU?! NO, BABY, NO! 301 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,193 GOOD. 302 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,928 IT'S, UH... 303 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:15,729 IT'S ANOTHER CASE. 304 00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:19,099 UH...A ROBBERY. 305 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,569 WHAT DID THE GUY STEAL, DON? 306 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:23,270 UH, MONEY. 307 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,305 MONEY FROM A BEAUTIFUL BANK TELLER-- 308 00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:27,508 NOT YOU. 309 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,710 SHE WAS--SHE WAS FOLDING THIS STACK OF BILLS 310 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,979 BECAUSE SHE'S A--A TELLER, YA SEE. 311 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,113 YEAH, I GOT IT. SHE'S A TELLER. 312 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,248 AND, UH, SO... 313 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,251 WHEN SHE TURNED HER BACK FROM THE BILLS, 314 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:42,856 HE JUST...HAD TO... TOUCH 'EM. 315 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,024 WHY DID HE DO THAT, DON? 316 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,461 BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE NEAR HER--VICARIOUSLY, YOU KNOW? 317 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,330 AND WHEN SHE CAME BACK, HE WAS SO ASHAMED, 318 00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:55,268 THAT HE JUST SHOVED THE UNDERWEAR IN HIS POCKET. 319 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,770 THE MONEY! THE MONEY! 320 00:13:56,804 --> 00:13:59,339 HE SHOVED THE MONEY IN HIS UNDERWEAR. 321 00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:01,609 IN HIS POCKET! 322 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:02,610 WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO TO HIM, DON? 323 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,011 I--I--I--I DON'T KNOW. 324 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,646 I MEAN, IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE. 325 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,615 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THAT? 326 00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:09,349 WELL, YOU KNOW ME, DON. 327 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,651 YEAH? 328 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,421 I WOULD, UH, STRING HIM UP BY HIS FEET 329 00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:17,758 AND BUST HIS FACE IN WITH A CHAIN. 330 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,060 THAT'S AN OPTION. 331 00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:22,996 THE LAWN BOWLING TOURNAMENT 332 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,466 WILL BEGIN IN 15 MINUTES. 333 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:31,405 LAWN BOWLING? I THOUGHT THAT WAS TUESDAYS. 334 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:34,241 IT TUESDAY. 335 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,243 WHAT HAPPENED TO MONDAY? 336 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,278 MONDAY WAS YESTERDAY. 337 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,217 SO HOW'S YOUR SCAMPI? 338 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,686 UNIMAGINATIVE. 339 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,887 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 340 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,189 BUT I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. 341 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,692 EXCUSE ME. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EMPTY SEATS? 342 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:55,929 SORRY. I SPENT MY ADVERTISING BUDGET ON PESTICIDE. 343 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,068 OH, THEY HAVE LIVE MUSIC! 344 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,903 DICK, THAT'S NEAT. 345 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:06,173 EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT. 346 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,709 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M PLEASED TO BRING UP A YOUNG SINGER 347 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:13,413 WHO'S MAKING HER STONEHOUSE DEBUT. 348 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,548 WILL YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER 349 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,886 FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY MARLENA ALBRECHT! 350 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,229 WASN'T SHE WONDERFUL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? 351 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,666 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT! 352 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,675 SALLY? 353 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,411 DON. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU. 354 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,880 YOU'VE MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND ME. 355 00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:47,948 SALLY, THAT'S CRAZY! 356 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,617 BUT YOU'VE BEEN SO COLD! 357 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,318 SALLY, I'M FULL OF GUILT! 358 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,354 AND IT'S EATIN' AT MY INSIDES LIKE A BELLYFUL OF SHARKS! 359 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,224 HAVE YOU TRIED BELCHING? 360 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,093 SALLY, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD TAKE MY BRAIN OUT OF MY HEAD 361 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,229 AND RUN IT UNDER THE TAP. 362 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,998 SALLY, I STOLE YOUR UNDERPANTS! 363 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,770 DON, IF YOU NEEDED UNDERPANTS, 364 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,706 YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED! 365 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,508 I DIDN'T NEED UNDERPANTS, SALLY! 366 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,376 I TOOK 'EM BECAUSE I'M WEAK, 367 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,112 BECAUSE I'M PATHETIC, BECAUSE I'M A MAN. 368 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,249 AND I COULDN'T RESIST TOUCHING SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN SO CLOSE TO YOU. 369 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,517 REALLY? 370 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,385 I'M SO SORRY. 371 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,120 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, 372 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,022 WOULD COME INTO MY HOUSE 373 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:33,293 AND DO SOMETHING SO DAMN SWELL! 374 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:35,596 WHAT? 375 00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:36,463 I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE OUTS, 376 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,431 AND THEN YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING SO CRAZY 377 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,569 AND BRAVE AND REALLY SWEET! 378 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,940 YOU KNOW WE'RE TALKING UNDERPANTS HERE. 379 00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:49,109 HERE, DON. KEEP 'EM. 380 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:53,013 AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT 'EM, THINK OF ME. 381 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:54,147 OK. 382 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,584 OH, HERE! 383 00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:59,820 TAKE THE BRA! 384 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,757 IT'S A MATCHING SET, SO... 385 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,394 GOD BLESS YOU! 386 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,501 AND TOMORROW WE'LL WORK ON CHAPTER 7. 387 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,871 OH. AND, KEVIN, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 388 00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:21,909 IF YOU WOULD NOT GIGGLE EVERY TIME I SAID HOMO ERECTUS. 389 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:24,377 [GIGGLING] 390 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,184 MARY... 391 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,988 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T ED SULLIVAN. 392 00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:36,523 WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 393 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,524 WHAT HAPPENED?! 394 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,592 I WAS JUST TRYING 395 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,527 TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD. 396 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,330 AN ANEURYSM? 397 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:47,267 I JUST WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE. 398 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,168 OH, COME ON, DICK. 399 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,237 I COULD HAVE BEEN EITHER A MEDIOCRE SINGER 400 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,372 OR A DAMN GOOD COLLEGE PROFESSOR. 401 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,907 I THINK I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 402 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,175 SING FOR ME. 403 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,043 WHAT?! 404 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,111 SING FOR ME, MARY. 405 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,848 COME ON. JUST A FEW BARS. 406 00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:03,383 DICK, I HAVE A CLASSROOM OF STUDENTS WHO ARE GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE! 407 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,886 DON'T WORRY. I'LL LOCK THE DOOR. 408 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,722 THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE! DICK, THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE 409 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:11,291 TO DO A-- 410 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,795 OH, MY. 411 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:15,996 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 412 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,633 I GIVE YOU THE GOLDEN TONSILS... 413 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,535 OF MARLENA ALBRECHT. 414 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:31,411 * THERE'S A SOMEBODY I'M LONGING TO SEE * 415 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,381 * I HOPE THAT HE 416 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:38,318 * TURNS OUT TO BE 417 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:42,856 * SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH 418 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:49,529 * OVER ME 419 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,972 OH! MARY! 420 00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:02,175 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 421 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,445 YOU DID MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 422 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,721 HEY, HARRY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 423 00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:17,524 OH, TOMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT? 424 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,827 UH, WELL, I JUST CAME BY TO GET MY HIKING BOOTS. 425 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,294 NORMAN AND I WERE GONNA GO LEAF COLLECTING. 426 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,196 MMM. I'LL GO GET 'EM FOR YOU. 427 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:23,931 I CAN GET 'EM. 428 00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:27,367 NO! NO! NO! YOU SIT DOWN. 429 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,636 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE! 430 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,704 HEY, SALLY! 431 00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:31,371 HOW YOU FEELIN'? 432 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,205 I FEEL GREAT. 433 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,240 GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. 434 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,942 [LOUDLY] YOU WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'? 435 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,144 UH, UH, NO, THANKS. WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE? 436 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,746 OH, NOTHING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU SIT DOWN. 437 00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:40,247 HEY, EVERYBODY. 438 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:40,881 HEY, DICK. 439 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,716 TOMMY, HOW YOU FEELIN'? 440 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,284 OH, I FEEL GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. 441 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,320 [LOUDLY] YOU WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHING? NO. 442 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,789 HERE ARE YOUR BOOTS, TOMMY. OH, THANKS. 443 00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:51,491 [LOUDLY] DO YOU WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'? 444 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,459 WHAT, DO I LOOK THIRSTY? 445 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,361 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN. 446 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,262 FINE! 447 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,529 HEY, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALBRIGHT. 448 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,364 [LOUDLY] SURE. TOMMY, 449 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,899 WE'RE GONNA GO OUT ON THE ROOF TO TALK. 450 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,868 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE THE TELEVISION ON? 451 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:01,701 NO. I'LL JUST COME. 452 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,970 NO, NO. IT'S MISSION STUFF. 453 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:04,504 YOU SIT DOWN. 454 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,073 LOOK! WHEEL OF FORTUNE'S ON! 455 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:08,742 THAT'S ONE OF YOUR PROGRAMS. 456 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,746 YOU KNOW, I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. 457 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,914 WHAT? 458 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,183 EVERY HUMAN BEING HAS DREAMS, 459 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,185 BUT IT TAKES REAL WISDOM TO KNOW WHICH ONES TO CHASE 460 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,487 AND WHICH ONES TO LET GO. 461 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,789 I MEAN, LOOK AT MARY. 462 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:24,157 I'D RATHER NOT. 463 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,559 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 464 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,795 I WANT BACK. 465 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:30,030 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED EAGLE VISTA. 466 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,298 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 467 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:35,769 THEY KEEP THE TV TOO LOUD, IT'S TOO HOT, EVERYBODY'S ON DRUGS. 468 00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:39,272 IT'S JUST LIKE A RAVE BUT WITHOUT THE BABES. 469 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,274 BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 470 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:44,577 OH, I WAS ATROPHYING. IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN. 471 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,746 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I FEEL. 472 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,216 AT LEAST I DIDN'T UNTIL I RETIRED. 473 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,683 THIS IS WHAT RETIREMENT DOES TO YOU. 474 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,353 IT MAKES YOU OLD. DICK, I NEED MY JOB BACK. 475 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,187 CAN HE DO THAT?! 476 00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:57,457 IT HAPPENS, BUT IT'S RARE. 477 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,827 BUT IT HAPPENS. 478 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,095 BUT IT'S RARE. 479 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,897 WELCOME BACK, TOMMY. RESUME YOUR DUTIES. 480 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,165 OH! COOL! 481 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,066 WAIT A SECOND! 482 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,936 BUT I GOT ALL THIS INFORMATION! 483 00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:13,040 THE ZIP CODE FOR WAUKESHA, WISCONSIN--53186. 484 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,608 GESTATION PERIOD FOR A WOMBAT FETUS-- 30 DAYS. 485 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:27,420 SHUT UP HARRY, SERIOUSLY! [HARRY KEEPS RECITING RANDOM FACTS] 486 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,156 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DR. ALBRIGHT? 487 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,791 I HAVE THE MOST IMMATURE CLASS! 488 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,393 WE'RE STUDYING MIOCENE MAN, 489 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,029 AND I'M DISCUSSING THE MIGRATION OF HOMO ERECTUS-- 490 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:38,631 [GIGGLING] 491 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,400 EVERY TIME I SAY HOMO ERECTUS-- 492 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,969 [LAUGHING] 493 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,303 THEY LAUGH! 494 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,873 AS IF THERE WERE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT HOMO ERECTUS! 495 00:21:45,906 --> 00:21:47,207 [LAUGHING LOUDLY] 496 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,741 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! 497 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:53,113 HOMO ERECTUS ISN'T A MIOCENE MAN! HE'S PLEISTOCENE MAN! 34285

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