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Stupid weekend.
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Stupid, dumb, stupid weekend.
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-Beautiful! I love it!
-What?
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-Oh.
-All right, more of that.
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Now, bigger. Bigger, now.
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More agency now. Yeah, more energy.
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That's it.
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Okay, good. Let's, uh… Let's take five.
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The capsule will showcase
the diverse life and culture Earth--
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Cynthia Torres, the last woman
in Cincinnati, is happy knowing--
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Everyone knows, bitch!
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Everyone!
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I swear to God,
if Keppler doesn't kill you, I will!
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Jesus!
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…with the remaining crew
abandoning The Grand Coda,
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leaving passengers stranded aboard the--
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Marlon, your mom is here!
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Merry April Christmas!
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Oh!
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Mmm!
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The house looks insane!
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Oh, thanks. It took forever.
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Ooh!
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You're getting so cute!
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Hi, Jackie, Connor, James, Janet,
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Vanisha, Sherry, Kristina.
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And who is this?
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Oh, this is Afu.
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Here. Sherry knit you a sweater.
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-Put it on.
-Right now?
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- Come on. You gotta wear it.
- I mean, yeah, we all got ours.
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Okay, okay! I'll put it on.
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You mumbled everything.
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Everything!
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Jackie, did I mumble?
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No, but you were doing
this weird voice thing.
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Yes, yes! What was that goofy-ass voice?
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Uh…
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past!"
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That was a British accent!
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Nobody else was doing an accent.
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Oh, it's perfect!
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I was following the script.
It's Dickens. It's a British play.
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You remember Connor in A Christmas Carol?
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When was this? Middle school?
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No, high school.
Yeah, I think you had to work.
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Oh.
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-They ruined acting for me anyway.
-No, we saved you.
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They kept walking up afterwards
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and asking for autographs
in front of everyone,
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calling me Denzel.
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We were trying to cheer you up.
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I… I don't remember you acting.
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Some wine?
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Thank you.
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Trick-or-treat!
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Um, hold on.
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Okay.
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You're real.
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I'm sorry.
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I think I had too much wine
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to drink.
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What?
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I'm drunk. I'm sorry.
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Do you have candy?
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I don't know.
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If you promise not to cry or make a mess,
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I guess you can come in and look for some.
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I'm not supposed to.
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Yeah.
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Wow. It's already dark out.
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Should you even be out this late?
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I'm a vampire.
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Hi.
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I'm Carol.
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Trick-or-treat!
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi, Carol. Oh. Are you okay?
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No, I'm pretty drunk right now.
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I wasn't going to tell you,
but I guess I just did.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm drunk.
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Are you the Tin Man?
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No, I'm just Greg.
Honey, do we have any candy?
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- No, but we have pie.
- Do you want pie?
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Two, please.
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Is this your nephew?
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No. I don't know who this is.
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I'm trying to get him home.
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He's alone and it's dark.
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And I don't really…
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Kids make me nervous.
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The costume?
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No, but it doesn't help.
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-Will you please help me get him home?
-Of course!
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Honey, make those pies to go.
I need to help a little Dracula get home.
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I'm a vampire.
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Do they want Thanksgiving
turkey or some mashed potatoes?
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Nope, just bring the pies.
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Mm!
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Sherry, this must be your influence.
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'Cause we don't have
the cooking gene in my family.
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That's not true.
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-Marlon could always cook.
-Since when?
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He taught us how to make breakfast.
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- He did?
- Yeah.
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-I didn't realize--
-Home Ec.
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Oh.
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Now, if Mom was hosting Christmas dinner,
it would be at the old King Buffet.
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All-you-can-eat garlic bread?
Y'all loved that place!
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Yeah, because you'd let us
start off with the soft-serve and candy.
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Okay, that sounds bad,
but that was only on Christmas.
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Back in the day, my gift game was lacking,
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so I just let y'all get
cracked out on sugar.
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It was the least I could do.
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Oh, remember? Remember?
"Your balls are showing."
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Oh my God!
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What?
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What did the rug
say to the Christmas tree?
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One Christmas,
they wouldn't stop with that!
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It was so embarrassing.
The whole dinner was that.
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Five like that? I can't imagine it.
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I can barely handle
the fighting between these three.
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It was nice sometimes.
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I remember coming home from work
and they'd all be crawled up on my bed,
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like four little puppies.
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That's because we were hiding
from Connor and the handyman.
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-The what?
-Oh my God. The handyman!
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I forgot about the handyman.
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What's that?
You never told me about no handyman.
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-It was this thing Connor used to do.
-No, we all did it.
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Pfft. Stop. You always did that.
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Okay, but Mom left me in charge
and you all wouldn't listen.
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-So I had to be creative.
-What was it?
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Connor would wear
a slice of ham on his face,
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then he would chase us
around the house with a wrench.
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"Are these shelves loose?"
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Yeah. And then it became…
Uh, what was that again?
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"Did you change the furnace filter?"
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I don't even know why it was so scary!
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See, and you all say I'm not a good actor.
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Yeah. You're only good
with the piece of ham on your face.
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Where was I in all of this?
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That's when you
worked nights at the Food Lion.
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Right.
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Oh, man. Remember when
she set off the fire alarm? "Wake up!"
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And Connor still be sleeping.
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That's where you got that? Dad does that.
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Well, yeah.
You have Grandma to thank for that.
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God, she's so big.
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You were this tiny little thing.
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You all were.
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So, is everyone taking off in the morning?
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Yeah. Afu and I are going
to New Zealand for a wedding.
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-The Great Barrier Reef.
-Stonehenge.
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-The salt flats in Bolivia.
-India.
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And you?
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Me? Oh, you know.
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Staying in town.
Still got a lot of work to do on my novel.
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You never know.
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Maybe going out and exploring the world
will get your creative juices going.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Thank you!
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So, Mr. Vampire,
do you know where you live?
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And what direction would that be?
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Oh, down there?
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Okay. And do you happen to know how far?
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I guess it's that way.
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You think maybe
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we should get the military involved?
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Carol, those tiny feet of his
couldn't have gone that far.
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-We'll just trick-or-treat him home.
-Hopefully it's close.
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I don't know.
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I have, like,
six things I say to strangers.
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"Hello."
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"How are you?"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Were you using that?"
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"Sorry, I thought you were someone else."
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- Trick-or-treat!
- But with kids, it's a free-for-all.
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You ask them their name
and they'll say, "You look sad,"
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then forget they even said it.
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I think they're fun.
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Trick-or-treat!
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Trick-or-treat!
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Fuck!
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Whoa!
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Hello?
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Is anyone home?
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They gave me a Jolly Rancher!
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Wow! That's a lot of candy!
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Yeah, I got Snickers,
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two Snickers,
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Dots, Reese's Pieces,
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Twix, Butterfingers,
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chocolate mints, Fruit Chews, Skittles,
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M&Ms, Kit Kats, gummy worms,
Sour Patch Kids…
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…Three Musketeers, gum, Warheads,
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three packs of Starbursts, marshmallows,
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Twizzlers, black Twizzlers…
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Laffy Taffy, Life Savers.
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That's great. Isn't that great, Carol?
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Uh-huh.
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And a chocolate bunny
and a bunch of lollipops.
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Hey, buddy? I don't think anyone is home.
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Um, young man?
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How about the next house
be our last, okay?
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We still don't even know where you live.
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Young man?
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It's getting late.
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Hey!
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Come back!
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Mr. Vampire!
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Oh, God. I think I'm gonna die.
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Are you okay?
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No!
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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It's everything we talked about.
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Ten Percocet, two dozen Xanax,
and a Tylenol 3.
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Enjoy.
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Hi, Mom.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Yeah, just some people over.
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Nothing too big.
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I love you, too.
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Yes, Mom, I'm still gay.
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Thank you for calling.
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Say hi to Dad for me, okay?
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I love you. Kisses.
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♪ I can see… ♪
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Sherry, do you know
where the other nightlight is?
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I wish I didn't have to work
as much as I did.
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I had to, you know?
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♪ It's Christmas Eve… ♪
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Maybe I could have done it differently.
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♪ My baby's coming home ♪
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♪ Oh, merry ♪
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♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪
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♪ Oh, joyful ♪
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♪ Joyful, joyful soul… ♪
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Vampire!
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Little vampire!
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Mr. Vampire?
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I'm sorry, vampire boy!
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Please come back!
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Sir, sir, have you seen
a tiny vampire walk by?
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Like Nosferatu?
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No, like a Dracula, but smaller.
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I have candy, little boy!
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Or I can get some!
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All the candy you want!
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-Me?
-No, not you.
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A little vampire boy.
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Aww.
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Little vampire?
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Hello?
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Um, hi.
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So, I guess…
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I'm not sure, but…
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Um, do you want to come down now?
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Maybe go home?
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You smell.
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Yeah.
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That's vomit.
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I'm sorry about that.
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00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,500
So, are you okay?
266
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,333
'Cause I was pretty worried about you.
267
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:33,625
It's weird.
268
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,125
Usually…
269
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,250
I mean, I can handle teens
270
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,458
and some older ones,
271
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,666
but anything younger, I struggle.
272
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,708
I couldn't even play
with baby dolls when I was your age.
273
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:51,000
I shouldn't have tried
to force you to go home,
274
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:54,000
but when you went missing,
I got really scared.
275
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,166
You did?
276
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,958
Yeah. More scared
than kids usually make me.
277
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,208
I like being scary.
278
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,500
Yeah, well, you're the scariest.
279
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,750
Will you forgive me?
280
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,083
I hate baby dolls too.
281
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,041
Yeah, they creep me out.
282
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:22,166
Even looking at pregnant women
sometimes kind of…
283
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,708
Do you know what a panic attack is?
284
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,916
No.
285
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,250
It's like, um,
286
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,875
if someone took all your candy,
287
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,875
and you couldn't find it,
288
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,000
but you had to find it.
289
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,541
And then you realize
290
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,416
maybe there wasn't
any candy in the first place.
291
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,291
You're funny.
292
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:47,416
I don't know about that,
293
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,291
but I want to thank you
for not insulting me for no reason.
294
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,125
Where are your parents?
295
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,708
All set?
296
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,416
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪
297
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,000
♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪
298
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,916
♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see ♪
299
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,916
♪ Every couple tries to stop ♪
300
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,833
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪
301
00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:24,416
♪ Let the Christmas spirit ring ♪
302
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,333
♪ Later we'll have some pumpkin pie… ♪
303
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:29,541
Oh.
304
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,458
Thanks.
305
00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:32,958
Merry Christmas, Mom.
306
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,416
Daddy! Santa got me a new bicycle!
307
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,916
If you look,
there's more under the tree.
308
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,791
-This one's for you.
-Oh.
309
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,000
What's this?
310
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,166
Who's it from?
311
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,291
Santa!
312
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:48,833
Oh.
313
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,833
Where did you find this?
314
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,166
In the attic with Grandma's old stuff.
315
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,916
Oh my God.
316
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,041
Ooh, look at you.
317
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,583
Oh! Nail salon.
318
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,958
Tired Santa!
319
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,375
Mom came home from a double being like,
320
00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,333
"Sorry, I'm late. My reindeer broke down."
321
00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:28,666
Yeah, then dumped like two garbage bags
filled with toys on the ground
322
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,916
and collapsed on the couch.
323
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,458
-That was so funny!
-And she was out!
324
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:36,000
Woman didn't wake up
until the next morning.
325
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,833
Oh, and we just left her there.
326
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,625
Shoot, that suit was comfortable
with the pillows.
327
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:45,875
-That's still my favorite Christmas.
-Mine too.
328
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:59,375
Trish. Come say goodbye
to everyone, okay?
329
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,166
Mmm! Ooh!
330
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,041
Mm.
331
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,666
Thank you for the gift.
332
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,583
It means a lot. It really does.
333
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,000
I wish…
334
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:31,666
I just know there should have been
a lot more of me in here.
335
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,833
Mom, no.
336
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,333
Yeah, you did enough.
337
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458
You did.
338
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,333
Thank you.
339
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,833
- We should do this again.
- Yeah. Next month.
340
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,875
May Christmas. Yeah.
341
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:49,916
Yeah! May Christmas!
342
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,875
Mmm.
343
00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:01,833
♪ Silent night ♪
344
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:06,916
♪ Holy night ♪
345
00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:12,416
♪ All is calm ♪
346
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,791
♪ All is bright ♪
347
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:21,958
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
348
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,708
♪ Mother and child ♪
349
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:31,666
♪ Holy infant ♪
350
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:36,083
♪ So tender and mild ♪
351
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:42,791
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
352
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:47,166
♪ Peace ♪
353
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:54,333
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
354
00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:02,875
♪ Silent night ♪
355
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:08,708
♪ Holy night ♪
356
00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:13,375
♪ Shepherds quake ♪
357
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,583
♪ At the sight… ♪
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