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Tommy:
INFORMATION OFFICER'S LOG.
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LAST TIME ON
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN...
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DICK WAS UPSET
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WHEN MARY DECIDED
TO GO TO BORNEO FOR A YEAR.
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT BORNEO?
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HE LATER HAD
A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
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ABOUT TELLING MARY THE TRUTH
ABOUT BEING AN ALIEN.
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AND HAVING
NEVER DREAMT BEFORE,
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DICK THOUGHT HE WAS
LOSING HIS MIND.
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MARY!
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TO CALM HIM DOWN,
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A DOCTOR PRESCRIBED
TRANQUILIZERS.
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DICK QUICKLY
BECAME ADDICTED
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AND LOST TOUCH
WITH REALITY.
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NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO,
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WE TRIED TO CONTACT
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
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FOR PERMISSION TO RETURN
TO THE HOME PLANET
FOR MAINTENANCE.
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SALLY ALSO DREAMT
FOR THE FIRST TIME
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AND BECAME CONVINCED
THAT SHE HAD KILLED DON.
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DON! DON!
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WHERE'S DON?
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SALLY.
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OH, DON!
I DIDN'T KILL YOU?
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I DIDN'T KILL YOU.
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NO, YOU JUST
EMASCULATED ME.
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I'VE GOT TO SEE
SOMETHING.
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SALLY!
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NO FEATHERS.
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OH--OH, MY GOD.
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SALLY, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CALM DOWN.
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OH, DON'T
YOU SEE, DON?
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YOU'RE ALIVE.
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WHICH MEANS
IT'S MY BRAIN,
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MY SICK,
TWISTED BRAIN.
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I COULD BE CAPABLE
OF ANYTHING,
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ANYTHING AT ALL.
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE HOPE, DON.
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I'VE GOT TO GET
ON THE PILL.
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WELL, THIS ISN'T HOW
I EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN.
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BUT...HEY.
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DICK'S ON THE PILL,
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AND IT SEEMS TO BE
WORKING FOR HIM.
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OK, YOU LOST ME AGAIN.
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OH, DON,
I'LL CALL YOU
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WHEN I'M NOT
MYSELF ANYMORE.
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OK, SO SHE'S CRAZY.
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BUT SHE'S GOT LEGS
UP TO HER FACE.
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I LOVE TV.
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ME, TOO.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TURN IT ON?
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IT'S EVEN BETTER ON.
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OH, MAN.
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THE HIGH COMMANDER
AND THE LIEUTENANT
ARE INCAPACITATED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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THE INFORMATION OFFICER
TAKES OVER.
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AND THAT'S ME.
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PERMISSION TO SPEAK,
HIGH COMMANDER.
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PERMISSION GRANTED.
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WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL
JUST TAKE THIS MISSION,
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ROLL IT UP,
AND STICK IT--
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INCOMING MESSAGES FROM
THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
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YOUR REQUEST TO RETURN HOME
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FOR EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE
HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED.
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YES!
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THE TIME/SPACE PORTAL
WILL OPEN TOMORROW
EVENING
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BETWEEN 8:51 AND
8:53 P.M. EARTH TIME.
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ON YOUR JOURNEY HOME
WE WILL BE SHOWING
TIN CUP,
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STARRING KEVIN COSTNER
AND RENEE RUSSO.
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WELL, THAT SETTLES IT.
WE'RE GOING.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
LOOKS FORWARD
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TO READING YOUR
COMPREHENSIVE REPORT
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ON THE HISTORY OF
HUMAN CIVILIZATION.
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OH, NO.
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TOMMY.
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MISS FROST.
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YOU MISSED CLASS TODAY.
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I--I--YEAH, I DID.
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THAT'S SO UNLIKE YOU.
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YOU'RE USUALLY
THE FIRST TO COME
AND THE LAST TO LEAVE.
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YEAH.
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MISS FROST,
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UH, I'M GOING
TO BE TRANSFERRING
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TO ANOTHER, UH,
DISTRICT SOON.
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BUT, UM,
BEFORE I DO,
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I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED
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TO TAKE ME UP
ON MY OFFER?
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YOU MEAN YOUR OFFER
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TO LET ME BE THE ONE
TO USHER YOU
INTO MANHOOD?
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THE OFFER STILL STANDS.
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THANK YOU, NO.
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I'M WEARING HER DOWN.
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TOMMY, HOW'S
THE REPORT COMING?
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OH, I'M JUST PUTTING
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON IT NOW.
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MAN, AM I GOING
TO BE GLAD
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TO GET THIS THING
OFF MY SHOES.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[LION GROWLS]
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[GRRR]
AAH!
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[BELL RINGS]
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Dick, Harry, Sally:
HELP US, TOMMY!
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Sally:
TOMMY, HELP US!
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Dick and Harry:
HELP US, TOMMY!
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HELP US, TOMMY!
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE STUDYING.
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Dick: HURRY, HURRY, TOMMY!
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HELP US!
HELP US!
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Sally:
OVER HERE!
HELP US!
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TOMMY!
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Harry:
HELP US, TOMMY!
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JUMP, TOMMY, JUMP!
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JUMP!
YOU CAN
DO IT!
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Sally: COME ON,
TOMMY! COME ON!
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Dick, Harry, Sally:
TOMMY! HELP US!
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TOMMY!
WE'RE RIGHT HERE!
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TOMMY! HELP US!
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YOU CAN DO IT!
COME ON, TOMMY!
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[MISS FROST HUMMING
BALI HA'I]
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Dick: THERE HE IS!
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Sally: TOMMY!
TOMMY, HELP US!
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* BALI HA'I
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* MAY CALL YOU
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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* ANY NIGHT...
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Sally: TOMMY?
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TOMMY!
COME ON NOW!
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* IN YOUR HEART...
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STOP IT!
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Harry:
COME ON, TOMMY!
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COME ON, TOMMY!
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* COME AWAY
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* COME AWAY
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* BALI HA'I
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* WILL WHISPER
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* ON THE WIND
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* OF THE SEA...
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Dick: TOMMY!
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TOMMY!
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* AM I...
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SAVE US NOW!
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* YOUR SPECIAL
ISLAND? *
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* COME TO ME
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* COME TO ME
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* BALI HA'I
DON'T DO IT, TOMMY!
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* BALI HA'I
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* BALI HA'I
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AAH!
AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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Tommy: AAH!
OH, DICK, SALLY!
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IT'S HAPPENING
TO ME, TOO!
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I'M FALLING APART
AT THE SEAMS!
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AH, THIS CHAIR FEELS
ALL SOFT ON MY BOTTOM.
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WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
THIS IS SERIOUS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR SERIOUS THINGS?
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ONE OF THOSE.
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WHOA, NO, NO, NO.
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TOMMY, DON'T DO IT.
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LOOK, TOMMY.
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LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY ARE.
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THEY HAVE A LINE
DOWN THE MIDDLE
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WHERE YOU CAN
BREAK THEM IN HALF.
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SO YOU COULD TAKE HALF?
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NO, SO YOU CAN
TAKE 1 1/2.
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NO, TOMMY,
YOU GOT TO BE STRONG.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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AS ACTING
HIGH COMMANDER,
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I ORDER YOU TO
TURN OVER THE PILLS.
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AW, HE THINKS
HE'S HIGH COMMANDER.
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THAT'S SO CUTE.
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LET'S GIVE HIM
A SALUTE,
ALL RIGHT?
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HURRY, GET RID
OF THEM!
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NO, NO,
NOT THAT WAY!
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THROW THEM AWAY!
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I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR GETTING US OFF
THAT PILL.
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OH, YOU FEEL BETTER?
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OH, I FEEL HORRIBLE.
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BUT AT LEAST I FEEL.
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YOU JUST HAVE
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
FOR A FEW MORE HOURS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHILE WE WERE OUT,
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TOMMY GOT AHOLD OF
THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
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WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT AT 8:53.
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LAST CHANCE
FOR ICE CREAM.
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WHEN ARE WE COMING BACK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T ASK.
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WHO KNOWS?
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THE SERVICE
DEPARTMENT'S
ALWAYS BACKED UP.
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YEAH. THEY'LL
PROBABLY HAVE TO
SEND OUT FOR PARTS.
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COULD BE A WEEK.
COULD BE A YEAR.
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COULD BE 200 YEARS.
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WHAT ABOUT MARY?
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OH, SHE'LL BE DEAD.
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[GASPS]
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OH, I CAN'T LEAVE HER
WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE!
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WAIT, DICK,
THERE ISN'T TIME.
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SURE THERE IS.
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NO, LISTEN,
I KNOW YOU, DICK.
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YOU'RE GOING TO GO THERE,
GET ALL OOEY-GOOEY,
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AND YOU'LL MISS
THE TRANSPORT.
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THAT IS SUCH A LIE!
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WELL, REMEMBER ONE THING.
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HARRY IS THE TRANSMITTER,
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AND HE'S COMING WITH US, OK?
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SO WITHOUT HIM, YOU'D BE
STRANDED HERE FOREVER.
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NOW, DON'T WORRY.
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I'M GOING TO
STEEL MYSELF UP,
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MARCH IN THERE,
AND JUST DO
THE HEADLINES.
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LOVE YOU, MISS YOU,
GOOD-BYE.
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MAYBE A LITTLE
SECOND-BASE ACTION.
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BUT THAT'S IT!
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HELLO, MARY.
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I CAME BY TO SAY
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I WILL MISS YOU
TERRIBLY.
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REALLY?
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I SHOULD KNOW?
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YES. I CARE
ABOUT YOU DEEPLY,
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AND I LOVE YOU.
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OF COURSE.
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DO YOU MIND IF I PACK?
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OHH!
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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I BIT MY FIST.
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IN CONCLUSION,
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I'LL ALWAYS CARRY
A LOCKET OF YOUR DNA,
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AND YOU'LL BE
GLAD TO KNOW
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THAT THE VISION
OF YOUR NAKED BODY
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WILL BE WITH ME
FOR ALL TIME.
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WELL, I GUESS
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE
TO SAY BUT GOOD-BYE.
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GOOD-BYE, DICK.
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GOOD-BYE, MARY.
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I'M WALKING AWAY NOW.
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NO.
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00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,962
NO, THIS IS NOT
HOW IT ENDS.
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THIS HAS BEEN A LONG
AND DIFFICULT
JOURNEY,
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00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,899
AND IT WILL NOT END
THIS WAY.
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THERE WILL BE NO
TEPID FAREWELLS
FOR US.
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I NEED YOU, MARY.
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YOUR EYES, YOUR FACE,
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00:11:13,441 --> 00:11:15,343
YOUR EVERY
NOOK AND CRANNY.
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ESPECIALLY
YOUR CRANNY.
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YOU ARE MARYWORLD.
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AND I LOVE
MARYWORLD.
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IT'S THE HAPPIEST
PLACE ON EARTH.
247
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,388
SO COME ON, MARY,
248
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,123
LET'S TAKE A SPIN
ON THOSE TEA CUPS.
249
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,263
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
250
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:37,164
I DON'T WANT TO GO,
EITHER!
251
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,031
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
252
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,533
UH, UH, UH, NOWHERE.
253
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,335
MAYBE I AM
LOSING MY MIND.
254
00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:42,436
BUT WHILE THERE'S
A LITTLE LEFT,
255
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,638
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
256
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:45,506
MARRY ME?
257
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,508
SURE I'LL MARRY YOU.
WE'LL BE SO HAPPY!
258
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,810
THIS IS SO GREAT!
259
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,944
I KNOW!
260
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,813
AAH!
261
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,782
MARY!
262
00:11:59,152 --> 00:11:59,987
HE'S LATE.
263
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,188
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LEAVE HIM BEHIND.
264
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,623
NOBODY GETS
LEFT BEHIND.
265
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:03,657
NOT ON MY WATCH.
266
00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:04,658
THEN WHAT
DO YOU SUGGEST?
267
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:07,795
WELL, 20 FEET OF ROPE
AND A BLUNT OBJECT.
268
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,196
THERE'S SOME ROPE
IN THE BASEMENT.
LET'S GET IT.
269
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,197
HARRY, YOU KEEP PACKING.
270
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,065
AND DON'T FALL ASLEEP
ON THE JOB.
271
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,171
I'M MISS BOSSY.
272
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:22,276
I GET TO TELL
EVERYBODY
WHAT TO DO.
273
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:32,320
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
274
00:12:32,353 --> 00:12:36,089
* I GOT VERY FEW
COMPLAINTS SO FAR *
275
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:46,133
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
276
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,137
* HOPE YOU'RE AS HAPPY
WHEREVER YOU ARE *
277
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,608
* I GOT THE BLUE SKY
278
00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:56,677
* EVERY MORNIN'
279
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,246
* A BIG YELLOW MOON
AT NIGHT *
280
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,150
* I ALWAYS DO WHATEVER
I WANT TO *
281
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,487
* AND EVERYTHING I DO
282
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,890
* IT ALWAYS
TURNS OUT RIGHT *
283
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,158
* HEY, HEY
284
00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:14,662
* HEY, HEY
285
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,298
* HEY, HEY
286
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,202
* HEY, HEY
287
00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:25,806
* HEY, HEY
288
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,309
* HEY, HEY
289
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:32,713
* HEY, HEY
290
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,117
* HEY, HEY
291
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:43,156
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
292
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,960
* MAN, I WOULD NOT
CHANGE A THING *
293
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,431
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
294
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:53,601
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
295
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:57,438
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
296
00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:01,074
* CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING *
297
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,013
* IN EVERY LIFE
298
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:11,151
* A LITTLE RAIN
MUST SURELY FALL *
299
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,387
* I'M HERE TO SAY
300
00:14:13,421 --> 00:14:15,789
* THAT THERE'S A RAINBOW
301
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:18,426
* JUST AROUND
EVERY CORNER *
302
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,538
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
303
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:34,107
* WELL, I ADMIT
I'VE HAD A BALL *
304
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,578
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
305
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:40,714
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
306
00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:44,552
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
307
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:50,691
* I NEVER WORRY
'BOUT NOTHIN' AT ALL *
308
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,260
* I GOT SOME
GOOD FRIENDS *
309
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,195
* THEY ADORE ME
310
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,831
* AND KNOW HOW
TO TREAT ME RIGHT *
311
00:14:57,865 --> 00:15:00,033
* I GOT A GOOD GAL
312
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,869
* WAITIN' FOR ME
313
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,838
* I WON EVERY FIGHT
I'VE BEEN IN *
314
00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:10,010
* AND IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT
THAT I WAS RIGHT *
315
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,111
HA.
316
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,145
* HEY, HEY
317
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:15,816
* HEY, HEY
318
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,020
* HEY, HEY
319
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:28,195
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
320
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,799
* LIFE HAS
BEEN GOOD *
321
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:35,335
* LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME *
322
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,371
* LIFE HAS
BEEN GOOD *
323
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:40,874
THANKS, MRS. DUBCEK.
324
00:15:40,908 --> 00:15:41,942
I WOULDN'T ASK YOU
TO LET ME IN
325
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,944
IF I DIDN'T THINK SALLY
REALLY NEEDED HELP.
326
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,814
YOU KNOW,
I USED TO DATE
A POLICE OFFICER.
327
00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:47,848
MAYBE YOU KNOW HIM.
328
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,818
TEDDY RABINO?
329
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,686
HE'S THE GUY WHOSE WIFE
PUT A SLUG IN HIM
330
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,154
FOR FOOLING AROUND.
331
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,029
DEAR GOD.
332
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,463
STAND BACK.
333
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,102
I'M AFRAID HE'S DEAD.
334
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,704
ARE YOU SURE?
335
00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,472
OF COURSE I'M SURE.
I'M A COP.
336
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:13,306
HI, DON.
337
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,608
AAH!
338
00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:17,310
DAMN IT.
339
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,614
I GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO TAKE
A PULSE.
340
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,515
DON.
341
00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:22,683
SALLY, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
342
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:23,517
I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU.
343
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,218
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HARRY, GET A HAMMER.
344
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,320
TOMMY, GET THE SACK.
I'LL GET THE STRING CHEESE.
345
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,021
STRING CHEESE?
346
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,456
I'M STARVING.
347
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,428
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
348
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,730
TO DICK AND MARY.
349
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,666
MAY YOU BOTH BE AS HAPPY
AS I AM.
350
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:44,404
UH, DICK, COULD I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
351
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,305
OH, SALLY.
352
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,740
UH, SURE.
353
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:47,975
EXCUSE ME.
354
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,243
UH, DON'T GET MARRIED
WITHOUT ME.
355
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,781
OH, I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
356
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,448
I--I WAS GOING TO CALL.
357
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,751
OH, CUT THE CRAP, DICK.
LISTEN, YOU'RE A MESS.
358
00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,119
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
WE'RE GOING HOME.
359
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,053
THIS IS MY HOME.
360
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:00,888
WHAT?
WHAT?
361
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:02,255
MARY AND I
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
362
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,891
WHAT YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT, WILLIS?
363
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,029
I'VE MADE
MY DECISION.
364
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,430
I'D RATHER DIE
HERE WITH MARY
365
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,165
THAN RISK LOSING
HER FOREVER.
366
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,400
WELL, OK, ALL RIGHT.
367
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,401
YOU'RE THE HIGH COMMANDER,
368
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,670
AND WE RESPECT
YOUR DECISION.
369
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:17,571
GET HIM!
370
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:18,806
WHAT?
371
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,207
WHAT THE HELL?
372
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,509
OH, UM, HELLO, MARY.
373
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,143
DON'T WORRY.
374
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,277
THE BESACKING
OF THE GROOM
375
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,179
IS A TIME-HONORED
TRADITION.
376
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,582
WHAT KIND OF TRADITION?
377
00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,350
I'M GOING TO GO
WITH JEWISH.
378
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:33,386
OK.
379
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,689
DICK, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE HAVE GUESTS.
380
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,658
UH, DICK,
ARE YOU SURE,
381
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:40,393
ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT
TO GO BACK TO THE PARTY?
382
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,395
ABSOLUTELY.
383
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,398
WELL, THIS IS
GOOD-BYE, THEN.
384
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,367
IT'S JUST CAKE
AND CHAMPAGNE.
385
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,536
HE'LL BE HOME
IN A HALF AN HOUR.
386
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,338
OH, YEAH. TRUE.
387
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,373
SO, I'LL SEE YOU
IN HALF AN HOUR.
388
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,375
SOUNDS GOOD.
389
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,177
PICK UP SOME MILK
ON THE WAY HOME.
390
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,712
I WILL.
391
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,213
I PROMISE.
392
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,782
I'LL BE AT THE MALL
IF YOU NEED ME.
393
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,083
DON'T STAY LONG.
394
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:03,984
IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT,
395
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:10,090
AND I WORRY.
396
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,326
OUR COUPONS
ARE IN YOUR CAR.
397
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,296
THEY'VE ALWAYS
BEEN IN YOUR CAR!
398
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,299
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
399
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,668
HE'S JUST GETTING MARRIED.
400
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,069
OH, YES.
401
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,605
WELL,
WE GOT TO GO.
402
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:27,841
THE STORE CLOSES
AT 8:53.
403
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,150
GOOD-BYE!
404
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,219
WILL THEY BE
LIVING WITH US?
405
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,123
I NEVER DREAMED
I'D SEE THE DAY
406
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,092
DR. ALBRIGHT SETTLED DOWN.
407
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,027
MARY HASN'T
SETTLED DOWN.
408
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,595
SHE'S JUST SETTLED.
409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,598
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
410
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,700
I KNOW
THIS SOUNDS STRANGE,
411
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:57,170
BUT I HAD A DREAM
YOU ASKED ME
TO MARRY YOU.
412
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,238
YOU HAD A WHAT?
413
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,507
A DREAM.
414
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,543
I WAS DROWNING
IN A SWIMMING POOL,
415
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,013
AND MY FATHER WAS
THE LIFEGUARD,
416
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,114
AND HE WAS SAVING ME.
417
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,581
AND I LOOKED UP,
418
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,517
AND IT WASN'T HIM,
IT WAS YOU.
419
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:15,355
AND YOU WERE WEARING
FLIPPERS AND BLACK SOCKS,
420
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,357
AND YOU OFFERED ME A RING.
421
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,292
MARY,
IT'S CONTAGIOUS.
422
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,894
YOU'RE AS CRAZY
AS I AM.
423
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,930
OH, I KNOW IT'S CRAZY.
424
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,431
IT WOKE ME UP
OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP.
425
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,933
YES, THAT'S
WHEN IT STRIKES,
426
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:28,101
WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP.
427
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:28,836
WELL, YEAH, DICK.
428
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,938
THAT'S WHEN
MOST PEOPLE DREAM.
429
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:34,107
MOST PEOPLE DREAM?
430
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:35,308
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
431
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,144
NOTHING.
432
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,946
NOTHING'S THE MATTER
WITH ME.
433
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:42,149
AND THERE'S NOTHING
THE MATTER WITH
TOMMY AND SALLY!
434
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,751
OH, MY GOD!
435
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:46,186
THERE'S NOTHING THE MATTER
WITH ANY OF US!
436
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,054
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?!
437
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:48,021
HOME!
438
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,957
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
439
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,661
HELLO!
440
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,695
SALLY!
441
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:56,964
HARRY!
442
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:58,065
TOMMY!
443
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,334
"DEAR DICK,
444
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,803
"OF ALL THE PEOPLE
WE'VE WORKED FOR,
445
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,371
"YOU WERE THE BEST.
446
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,173
YOU STUPID, STUPID MAN."
447
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,947
THEY'RE GONE.
448
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:16,149
I MISSED THEM.
449
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:17,785
"P.S. WE GOT YOU
A WEDDING GIFT.
450
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:19,086
HOPE YOU LIKE IT."
451
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,457
THE TOASTER.
452
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,795
THE TOASTER
FROM THE KITCHEN.
453
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:28,328
DICK? DICK?
454
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,830
I'M IN HERE.
455
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:31,298
YOU LEFT THE PARTY
SO SUDDENLY.
456
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,399
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
457
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,002
OH, MARY.
458
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,170
I CHOSE TO STAY WITH YOU
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART.
459
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:38,605
WHICH AS IT TURNS OUT
460
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,273
IS A HELL OF A LOT LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
461
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:40,974
WHAT?
462
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,076
WHICH IS FINE.
IT'S JUST FINE.
463
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,277
WHERE'S YOUR FAMILY?
464
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,645
THEY TOOK OFF.
465
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,647
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
466
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,949
BUT I'M GOING
TO FIND THEM.
467
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,818
NO MATTER HOW LONG
IT TAKES.
468
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:51,885
NO MATTER WHAT
I HAVE TO DO.
469
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,386
I'M GOING TO FIND THEM
470
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,788
AND GET THEM BACK.
471
00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,723
THIS I VOW.
472
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,591
WHERE'D THEY GO?
473
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,693
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