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HERE YOU GO.
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YES!
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MY X-RAY GLASSES!
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LOOK OUT,
WOMEN OF RUTHERFORD!
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FROM NOW ON,
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DICK SOLOMON NO LONGER HAS
TO USE HIS IMAGINATION!
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NINA...
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE NAKED.
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I'M WEARING
MY LEAD TEDDY.
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DAMN!
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WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
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HE WAS COMPLETELY DEVOURED
BY WOODLAND CREATURES.
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GUESS WHAT CAME.
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OH! IT'S FROM
THE FRIEDHOFFER
FOUNDATION!
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WELL?
OH!
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WELL...
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I GOT IT! THEY ACCEPTED
MY APPLICATION!
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I'M GOING TO BORNEO!
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT BORNEO?
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OH, DICK, THIS IS
A TREMENDOUS OPPORTUNITY.
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A CHANCE TO REALLY STUDY,
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TO IMMERSE MYSELF
IN A PRIMITIVE CULTURE.
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CONGRATULATIONS, MARY.
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I MYSELF COULD NEVER
LIVE IN THE WILD.
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I'VE GOT TO RUB THIS
IN DR. ERDMAN'S FACE.
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LET'S GO TO
THE FACULTY LOUNGE
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AND JUST LET IT
SLIP OUT ACCIDENTALLY.
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BRING THE LETTER.
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I'LL SET, YOU SPIKE.
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HA HA HA!
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OH, BORNEO...
HOW WONDERFUL FOR HER.
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SHE COULD USE
A WEEKEND AWAY.
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OH, DR. SOLOMON,
SHE'S GOING TO BE
GOING FOR A YEAR.
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A YEAR?!
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WELL, SHE CAN'T
GO AWAY FOR A YEAR!
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WE'RE IN
A RELATIONSHIP.
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WE JUST BOUGHT
A FONDUE POT TOGETHER.
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WE'VE GOT PLANS!
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UH, IT'S GOING
TO TAKE A LOT MORE
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THAN HOT CHEESE
TO KEEP HER HERE.
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YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO MAKE
A BIGGER COMMITMENT.
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WHAT, YOU MEAN
LIKE AN ELECTRIC WOK?
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I MEAN LIKE...
A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
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OOH, YOU MAY BE
ONTO SOMETHING.
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IF SHE WAS MY WIFE,
SHE'D BE SO BUSY
COOKING AND DOING CHORES,
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SHE'D HAVE NO TIME
FOR BORNEO.
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SO HERE'S
SOMETHING INTERESTING.
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I'VE DECIDED TO ASK
DR. ALBRIGHT TO MARRY ME.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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THAT'D BE A TERRIBLE IDEA!
WHAT?!
DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
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GREAT,
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
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DICK, YOU CAN'T MARRY HER.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
THE SAME SPECIES.
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SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
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AS FAR AS SHE KNOWS,
I'M JUST LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE.
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YEAH, BUT EVENTUALLY
SHE'D FIGURE OUT YOU'RE
NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,
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AND THEN SHE AND I
WOULD HAVE TO GO
FOR A LITTLE WALK.
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YOU WOULDN'T!
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SURE, DICK.
OF COURSE I WOULDN'T.
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BESIDES, SHE'S NEVER
GOING TO FIND OUT.
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I'M NOT GOING
TO LET HER FIND OUT.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
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YOU CAN BASE YOUR
ENTIRE MARRIAGE
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ON ONE HORRIBLE,
GIGANTIC LIE.
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WELL, FOR A START.
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OOH...
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I DROPPED
MY TOAST POINT.
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OH, ALLOW ME,
MY PETITE FROMA.
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AAH! AAH!
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EXTREMELY HOT!
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CHAMPAGNE?
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THANK YOU.
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MARY...
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THERE COMES A TIME
IN EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE
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WHEN SHE HAS TO DECIDE
WHETHER OR NOT
TO GO TO BORNEO.
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DICK, I'VE ALREADY
MADE MY DECISION.
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AND THAT DECISION WAS?
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TO GO TO BORNEO.
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OH, RIGHT.
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RIGHT. MARY,
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO ASK YOU.
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I MAY NOT BE
A RICH MAN,
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I MAY NOT
BE A YOUNG MAN,
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I MAY NOT
BE A FIREMAN...
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BUT I AM A MAN WHO
CARES ABOUT YOU
VERY DEEPLY.
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AND I CAN'T BEAR
THE THOUGHT OF YOU
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GOING AWAY
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
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WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE
HARD FOR ME, TOO, DICK.
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THEN WHY DID YOU APPLY
FOR THIS BORNEO TRIP
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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WELL, I APPLIED
BEFORE WE WERE...
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SLEEPING TOGETHER?
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NO, WE WERE
SLEEPING TOGETHER.
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I JUST WASN'T SURE
IF WE WERE SERIOUS.
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HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT
WITH SOMEONE YOU
WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT?
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UH...NO.
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THE POINT IS, WE ARE.
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SLEEPING TOGETHER?
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SERIOUS.
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OH, I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS SOONER,
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BECAUSE THERE SHOULDN'T
BE ANY SECRETS BETWEEN US.
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WELL, MAYBE
A FEW SECRETS.
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JUST TO KEEP THINGS
INTERESTING.
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NO...
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BECAUSE A RELATIONSHIP
IS BUILT ON HONESTY.
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OK, LOOK, I'LL LET YOU
HAVE 5 LITTLE SECRETS
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IF YOU CAN LET ME HAVE
ONE REALLY BIG ONE.
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NO, DICK, IT DOESN'T
WORK THAT WAY.
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AND BESIDES,
SOONER OR LATER,
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WE'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
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OOH!
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[SOFT BARKING]
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[HEARTBEAT]
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[METAL CLANKING]
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AAH!
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A DOOR!
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A DOOR!
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A DOOR!
THERE'S GOT TO BE A DOOR!
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GOOD MORNING,
DR. SOLOMON.
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UH, GOOD MORNING,
NINA.
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GET ME
A CUP OF COFFEE?
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DR. SOLOMON, YOU KNOW WHY
YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT HERE?
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[STAMMERING]
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GENTLEMEN.
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WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?
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WE'RE TAKING YOU
TO THE TRUTH ROOM.
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ACTUALLY, I NEED
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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THIS IS SCARY!
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[DRILLS WHINING]
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU WANT TO KNOW!
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I'LL TELL YOU
THE TRUTH!
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I PROMISE!
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[GERMAN ACCENT] OF COURSE
YOU WILL, DR. SOLOMON.
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PLEASE...SIT.
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[THUNDER]
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[MOAN]
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WH-WH-WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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I AM GOING TO TORTURE YOU
UNTIL YOU TALK.
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MARY, YOU?
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WHY DO YOU THINK THEY
CALL ME DR. ALBRIGHT?
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BUT FIRST...
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I SING A LITTLE SONG
I WRITE THIS MORNING.
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[SINGING LIKE MARLENE DIETRICH]
* FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
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* NEVER WANTED TO
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* WHAT AM I TO DO?
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* CAN'T HELP IT
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[BLUE DANUBE WALTZ PLAYS]
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OH, DICK, LOOK AT US.
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I KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING
SOMETHING FROM ME.
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PLEASE, YOU'RE SAFE.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PRETEND ANYMORE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MARY...
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I'M AN ALIEN.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL!
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IT IS?
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YES! BECAUSE...
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[DISTORTED VOICE]
I'M AN ALIEN, TOO!
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WAAH!
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA
PLAYS]
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NO! NOT JELL-O!
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NOT JELL-OOOO!
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AAH!
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RUN FROM THE JELL-O!
RUN FROM THE JELL-O!
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DICK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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THERE'S JELL-O
EVERYWHERE!
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NOT ON THE BED!
YOU'LL CRUSH MARY!
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MARY, I'M COMING!
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I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
MARY!
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MARY!
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DICK, CALM DOWN.
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THERE'S NO MARY HERE.
THERE'S NO JELL-O.
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THERE'S ONLY YOU.
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I--I--I--I DON'T
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
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ALL I KNOW IS
IF I HAD A MOMMY
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I'D WANT HER RIGHT NOW!
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HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER
HAD YOUR SLEEP INVADED
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BY SCARY AND ALMOST
METAPHORICAL IMAGES
YOU CAN'T CONTROL?
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NO.
NO.
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OH, WAIT!
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NO.
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WELL, THEN
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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WELL, AUGUST'S UNCLE
ONCE HAD A COMPLETE
MENTAL BREAKDOWN.
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HE WENT
TO A PSYCHIATRIST.
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A PSYCHO-WHO-A-WHAT?
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DICK, YOU KNOW WHAT
A PSYCHIATRIST IS.
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I KNOW.
I'M JUST SO NERVOUS.
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DON, WHAT HAPPENS
TO PEOPLE?
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ARE THEY BORN BAD,
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OR ONE DAY, DO THEIR
MINDS JUST SNAP?
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IF ONLY WE KNEW,
SALLY.
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ONE MINUTE,
LITTLE JOHNNY NORMAL
IS ON HIS PAPER ROUTE,
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THE NEXT MINUTE,
THERE'S A PILE
OF DEAD BANK GUARDS,
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AND JOHNNY
IS USING GRANDMA
AS A HUMAN SHIELD.
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SO IT'S TRUE, THEN.
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I MEAN, YOU GO TO BED
NORMAL AND YOU WAKE UP
A DERANGED PSYCHOPATH?
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IT HAPPENS.
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HERE, TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS CREEP, SALLY.
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KARL BORSKEY...WANTED
FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO
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IN DAYTON, SANDUSKY,
AND GREATER WAPAKONETA,
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AND NOW BELIEVED TO BE
HERE IN RUTHERFORD.
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I NAB THIS DIRTBAG,
I MAKE DETECTIVE.
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THIS GUY'S MINE.
ALL MINE!
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BUT YOU STILL
LIKE GIRLS, RIGHT, DON?
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DAMN STRAIGHT,
SUGAR.
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GOOD.
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OH, NO!
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NO, NO, NO!
IT CAN'T BE!
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IT'S 1994!
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DICK, THEY'RE
JUST OLD MAGAZINES.
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OH.
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FOR 100 BUCKS
AN HOUR,
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YOU'D THINK HE COULD
RENEW A SUBSCRIPTION.
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SO, WHY ARE YOU
HERE, DICK?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
JUST A CHECKUP.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
COULD GIVE MY BRAIN
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A QUICK ONCE-OVER,
NO BIGGIE.
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HAS SOMETHING
BEEN TROUBLING YOU?
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NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU SEEM TENSE.
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CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING?
A CAPPUCCINO?
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DICK, YOU'RE
HOLDING BACK.
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NOW, ANYTHING
SAID IN THIS ROOM
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IS ABSOLUTELY
CONFIDENTIAL.
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REALLY?
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OK!
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I DON'T BELONG
ON THIS PLANET,
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I'M AN ALIEN FROM
ANOTHER GALAXY,
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THE WARRANTY ON MY
BRAIN JUST EXPIRED,
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AND I'M SCARED
TO GET MARRIED!
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THAT'S A START.
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AT FIRST, ALL SALLY
EVER DID WAS COMPLAIN
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ABOUT HOW I FORCED
HER TO BECOME A WOMAN,
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BUT NOW, YOU KNOW,
ALL THE TIME, IT'S,
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00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:59,387
"OOH, LOOK AT MY BODY.
I AM SO HOT."
235
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:02,656
THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER?
236
00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:05,526
SALLY?
NO, SHE'S MY SISTER.
237
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,462
I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST
THAT SHE'S 20 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN YOU.
238
00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,931
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
MAKE HER BE MY DAUGHTER?
239
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800
BECAUSE THAT'S DOABLE.
240
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,735
I THINK WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER, DICK.
241
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,537
THE HOUR'S UP. WE HAVE
TO END THIS SESSION.
242
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,272
WELL, SO...
I'M ALL BETTER?
243
00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:20,674
WELL, I DON'T DEAL
IN A WORLD OF "BETTER."
244
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,075
I DON'T SPEAK
THAT LANGUAGE.
245
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,945
BUT, NO, YOU'RE NOT
EVEN CLOSE TO BETTER.
246
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:28,248
RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING
TO PRESCRIBE
THESE PILLS.
247
00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,683
THEY'RE CALLED
PLACION.
248
00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,051
OH, WILL THEY
GROW MY HAIR BACK?
249
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,119
NO.
250
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,254
ALTHOUGH THEY DO
OCCASIONALLY CAUSE
MALE LACTATION.
251
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:36,757
OH. INTERESTING.
252
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,558
THOSE'LL TAKE
THE EDGE OFF,
253
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,059
HELP YOU DEAL WITH
SOME YOUR ANXIETY.
254
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,995
WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK.
255
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:42,730
SO WHAT DID HE DO?
256
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,964
NOTHING.
257
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,066
HE DIDN'T EVEN
OPEN UP MY HEAD.
258
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,470
JUST GAVE ME
THESE LITTLE PILLS.
259
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,873
JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
NOTHING!
260
00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:05,986
HI, DICK.
261
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,188
HELLO, MY LOVE.
262
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,223
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME
LAST NIGHT.
263
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,058
MMM.
264
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,895
MADE ME REALIZE
JUST WHAT WE HAVE,
265
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,764
AND I'VE COME
TO A DECISION.
266
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,965
I'M NOT GOING
TO BORNEO.
267
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,333
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
268
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,401
I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED ME TO STAY.
269
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:23,504
WELL, THEN STAY.
270
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,038
DO YOU WANT ME
TO STAY OR NOT?
271
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,475
OH, WHATEVER.
272
00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:30,478
WELL, MAYBE I WILL
GO TO BORNEO AFTER ALL.
273
00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:32,613
YOU KNOW, BORNEO...
274
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:36,016
WHERE THE SUN GETS SO HOT,
THE DRESS CODE IS NAKED.
275
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,419
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T CARE,
I DON'T CARE.
276
00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:41,589
OF COURSE I CARE.
I LOVE YOU.
277
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:45,393
AND I LOVE KNOTTY PINE
AND SHERBET...
278
00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,628
DRYER-FRESH TOWELS
AND THOSE CLIPS
279
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,732
THAT KEEP
SNACK CHIPS FRESH.
280
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,600
SO WHEN YOU GO,
281
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:57,471
I'LL HAVE 4 OF THE 5
THINGS THAT I LOVE.
282
00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:58,839
FINE.
283
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,541
I'LL SEND YOU
A POSTCARD.
284
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,043
OH, RIGHT.
285
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,113
I LOVE POSTCARDS, TOO.
286
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,819
HEY, GET ME AWAY
FROM THIS WACKO!
287
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:12,820
SHUT UP!
288
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,688
SALLY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
289
00:14:14,722 --> 00:14:17,825
LOOK WHO I CAUGHT
SQUEEZING THE CHARMIN.
290
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,760
BUT, SALLY, THAT
ISN'T AGAINST THE LAW.
291
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,462
IT'S KARL BORSKEY.
292
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:24,031
GAAH!
293
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,966
YES, I KNOW
IT'S KARL BORSKEY!
294
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,100
LOCK HIM UP!
295
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,003
CAREFUL WITH
THOSE PANTYHOSE.
THEY'RE DKNY.
296
00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,073
SO, DON...
297
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,742
YOU WANT TO BUY
A DOUGHNUT
FOR THE GAL
298
00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:37,310
WHO JUST MADE YOU
DETECTIVE?
299
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,514
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR DOUGHNUTS.
300
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,182
NO DOUGHNUTS, DON?
301
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,016
NO.
302
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,818
WHAT'S WRONG?
303
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,286
A MAN ISN'T A MAN
304
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,989
IF HE DOESN'T
HAVE RESPECT.
305
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,158
BORSKEY SHOULD HAVE
BEEN MINE, SALLY.
306
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,159
IT WAS JUST
A FLUKE, DON.
307
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,527
I MEAN, IF YOU'D RUN
OUT OF TOILET PAPER,
308
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:56,329
YOU COULD HAVE
CAUGHT HIM.
309
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,600
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE SICK IRONY IS, SALLY?
310
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:03,170
I | OUT
OF TOILET PAPER!
311
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,408
SO, HARRY,
YOU GOT ANY 3s?
312
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:10,310
GO FISH.
313
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,512
HOW WAS WORK TODAY,
DICK?
314
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:12,580
OH, JUST FINE.
315
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:13,747
HOW'D IT GO
WITH ALBRIGHT?
316
00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:16,584
OH, JUST FINE.
317
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:17,451
HOW WOULD IT FEEL
318
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:19,487
TO HAVE BROKEN GLASS
RUBBED IN YOUR EYE?
319
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,921
JUST FINE.
320
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,722
DICK?
321
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,957
JUST FINE.
322
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,561
DICK, EXACTLY WHAT DID
THIS PSYCHIATRIST
DO TO YOU?
323
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,430
OH, WE CHATTED A BIT,
AND HE PUT EVERYTHING
IN ORDER.
324
00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:32,700
OH, BY THE WAY, SALLY,
YOU'RE NOW MY DAUGHTER.
325
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,401
I'M YOUR WHAT?
SNAP OUT OF IT.
326
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,368
MY SISTER.
327
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,269
MY DAUGHTER.
328
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,337
MY SISTER.
329
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,138
MY DAUGHTER.
330
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,341
MY SISTER
AND MY DAUGHTER.
331
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,411
TOMMY, DO YOU
HAVE ANY 9s?
332
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,312
GO FISH.
333
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,147
I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
I LOVE FISH.
334
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,516
WAIT, DICK, NO!
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
SUPPOSED TO GO FISHING.
335
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,383
LET HIM GO!
LET HIM GO!
336
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,186
OK, THIS IS SCARING ME.
THIS IS GETTING WORSE.
337
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,688
YOU'VE GOT TO CALL
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
RIGHT NOW.
338
00:15:54,722 --> 00:15:55,823
NO.
339
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:58,291
ONLY THE HIGH COMMANDER
HAS THAT AUTHORITY.
340
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,060
DICK IS OUT OF COMMISSION,
AND AS SECOND-IN-COMMAND,
341
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,129
I ORDER YOU
TO CALL HIM NOW!
342
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:02,930
OK, FINE...
343
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,999
BUT I'M NOT
BROADCASTING
IN STEREO.
344
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:11,071
MAN'S GOT TO
HAVE HIS LIMIT!
345
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,573
YOU HAVE REACHED
THE TRANSMITTING SIGNAL
346
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:14,274
FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
347
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,944
ALL BIG GIANT CIRCUITS
ARE BUSY RIGHT NOW.
348
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,879
PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE.
349
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,850
[HUMS GIRL FROM IPANEMA]
350
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:32,793
[SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
351
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:48,468
[IN ITALIAN]
WHAT CAN I BRING THE
FABULOUS SALLY SOLOMON?
352
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,505
[IN ITALIAN]
BRING ME THE WORLD
ON A PLATE.
353
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:18,231
[IN ITALIAN]
IT'S DELICIOUS...
YET DISTURBING.
354
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,820
OH, DONATELLO...
355
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:42,956
YOU FILL MY LIFE
WITH DANGER AND FIRE.
356
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:47,127
[ITALIAN ACCENT]
SALLY, YOU SCARE-A
THE HELL OUT OF ME.
357
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,797
SHUT UP AND DANCE.
358
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:02,943
[TANGO PLAYS]
359
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:35,308
WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?
360
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,445
UH, SALLY, I...UM...
361
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:43,483
MMM.
362
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,985
OH!
363
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,320
I SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU.
364
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,389
I'M A CHICKEN.
365
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,891
A CHICKEN?
366
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,993
NO! NO!
367
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,428
SI.
368
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,899
I COULD NEVER
GIVE MYSELF TO POULTRY.
369
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,200
SALLY.
370
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,534
SALLY, NO!
371
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,003
SALLY!
372
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,205
[GUNSHOT]
UNH!
373
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,356
DONATELLO!
374
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,624
DONATELLO!
375
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,559
HOW COULD I?
376
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,474
OH!
377
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,877
OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
378
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:44,778
WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
379
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,213
NOTHING! NOTHING!
380
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,214
NOTHING AT ALL.
381
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,581
I JUST HAD A GREAT
NIGHT'S SLEEP.
382
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,350
NO--NO PROBLEMS,
HERE.
383
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,684
HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE YOUR BASS?
384
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,552
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
385
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,288
I GOTTA GO. UH--UH--
THERE'S A BIG SALE.
386
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,824
YEAH, A SALE
ON POTATOES!
387
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:59,226
BIG POTATO SALE!
POTATO CHIP SALE!
388
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,828
STOP STARING AT ME!
389
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,633
MMM! BASS AND
POTATO CHIPS.
390
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:11,872
AND THEN THERE WERE 2.
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