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SO, YOU, UH...
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KNOW ABOUT THE SPRING DANCE
NEXT WEEK, RIGHT?
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UH, UH...YEAH.
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YEAH. WHY,
YOU WANT TO GO?
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I DON'T CARE.
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OH. GOOD.
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WAIT. SO YOU'RE NOT
ASKING ME TO THE DANCE?
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NO.
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AS USUAL,
YOU HAVE NO CLUE.
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WHAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
BUT YOU JUST SAID--
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NEVER MIND
WHAT I SAID.
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I DISTINCTLY
HEARD YOU SAY
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THAT YOU DID NOT CARE--
YOU SAID--SHE...
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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DOESN'T SHE EVER
JUST LEAVE QUIETLY?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HER.
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WHAT'S TO UNDERSTAND?
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KILL HER
AND GET A NEW ONE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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SEE, YOU GOT
TO GET A NEW ONE,
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AND THEN
YOU KILL HER.
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JUST LIKE
THE BOOK SAYS,
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"BE PREPARED."
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"THE OFFICIAL
BOY SCOUT GUIDEBOOK."
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WHO ARE THE BOY SCOUTS?
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THEY'RE AN ELITE,
PREPUBESCENT
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PARAMILITARY
SOCIETY,
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AND I'M GOING TO
FOLLOW THEIR WAYS.
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BUT, HARRY, YOU'RE NEITHER
ELITE NOR PREPUBESCENT.
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ALL IN GOOD TIME,
SALLY.
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ALL IN GOOD TIME.
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WHOA! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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IT'S THESE ANTS.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T
KILL THEM.
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I'M BREEDING THEM.
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OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
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I'M GOING
FOR MY MERIT BADGE
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IN INSECT HUSBANDRY.
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SO YOU'VE TURNED MY KITCHEN
INTO AN ANT FARM?
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NO. THE ANT FARM
IS UNDER YOUR BED.
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THE KITCHEN IS MORE
OF A LOUNGE AREA.
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IT'S OK.
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IT'S OK.
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HERE WE ARE,
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NICE AND SAFE.
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OH, GOD.
OH, GOD.
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HELLO!
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DICK'S A LITTLE
SHAKEN UP.
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WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED NOW?
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OH, I WAS
DRIVING ALONG--
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RADIO BLASTING,
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WIND RUSHING THROUGH
MY GORGEOUS HAIR--
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WHEN SUDDENLY,
OUT OF NOWHERE,
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WHAA! THOOMP! OHH!
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[SOBBING]
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WHAT?
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HE HIT A CHIPMUNK.
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A CHIPMUNK?
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WHAT, LIKE ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE DISNEY RATS?
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WE RUSHED HIM TO
THE FINEST VETERINARIAN
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IN ALL OF RUTHERFORD,
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BUT IT'S TOUCH AND GO,
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AND THESE DAMN DOCTORS
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WON'T TELL ME
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.
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OH, POOR CHIPPY.
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YOU NAMED IT CHIPPY?
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WELL, I THINK
IT'S KIND OF CATCHY.
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CHIPPY THE CHIPMUNK.
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CHIPPY
THE CHEERFUL CHIPMUNK.
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THE TRAGEDY OF CHIPPY
THE CHEERFUL CHIPMUNK.
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[SOBBING]
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IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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OBJECT "A":
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A 2,358-POUND
RAMBLER AMERICAN,
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FROM 1964,
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TRAVELING
AT 45 MILES PER HOUR
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COLLIDES WITH
OBJECT "B":
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A TINY CHIPMUNK...
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WEIGHING A MERE 8 OUNCES.
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NOW, WHO CAN CALCULATE
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TOLL
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THIS BLOODY COLLISION
WILL TAKE...
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ON THE DRIVER?
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DR. SOLOMON, YOU
HIT A CHIPMUNK?
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YES.
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PLEASE, JUST TELL ME:
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
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TO ASK YOU
TO THE DANCE?
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ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO THE DANCE?
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NO. I'M ASKING YOU
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IF YOU WANT ME
TO ASK YOU
TO THE DANCE.
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OK. ALL RIGHT.
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AUGUST,
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH ME?
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THAT DEPENDS.
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ARE YOU JUST ASKING ME
'CAUSE I'M MAD AT YOU?
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YES.
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DON'T BOTHER.
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SO, TOMMY,
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DON'T HAVE A DATE
FOR THE DANCE?
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WELL, UH...
I'M NOT SURE.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T,
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I HOPE IT'S NOT
TOO FORWARD
IF I ASK.
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NO.
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WOULD YOU GO
WITH MY FRIEND BETH?
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OH!
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"A PROPER TOURNIQUET
SHOULD MINIMIZE
THE BLOOD FLOW
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TO THE AFFECTED
EXTREMITY."
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THIS DANCE THING
IS NUTS.
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IT'S LIKE
THE NFL DRAFT.
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AUGUST TOOK HER OFFER
OFF THE TABLE,
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SO NOW I'M A FREE AGENT,
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AND IF I CAN'T CONVINCE HER
TO SIGN ME BACK,
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I'M GOING TO GET DRAFTED
BY THE RUTHERFORD UGLIES.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE ARBITRARY WAY
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THAT HUMANS DECIDE
WHICH ANIMALS
TO REVERE
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AND WHICH TO EAT.
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IT'S NOTHING MORE
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THAN A BARBARIC
POPULARITY CONTEST.
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TAKE THE KOALA BEAR:
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CUTE AND CUDDLY.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A KOALA BURGER?
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A KOALA DOG?
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KOALA FALAFEL?
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NO.
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BUT THE NOBLE COW,
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WHOSE ONLY SINS ARE
HER PENDULOUS TEATS
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AND REDUNDANT STOMACHS...
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IS DOOMED TO BE SAWED
INTO FREEZER-FRIENDLY CHUNKS
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AND SOLD BY THE POUND
TO THE BLOODTHIRSTY MASSES.
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ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY OUT.
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I GOT SOME
KILLING TO DO.
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WHAT?
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WE GOT ANTS,
SOLDIER.
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Dick: ANTS?
WE HAVE ANTS?
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YEAH. NOT FOR LONG.
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YOU'RE NOT KILLING
ANYTHING.
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DICK, THEY ARE
DISEASE-RIDDEN VERMIN!
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THEY MUST BE EXPUNGED!
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LIEUTENANT!
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YOU ARE FORBIDDEN
TO HARM ONE SINGLE ANT.
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NOW THAT'S
A DIRECT ORDER.
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I'M SORRY.
WAS I ASLEEP
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WHEN YOU TURNED
INTO A BIG WUSSY?
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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH ME BEING A WUSSY.
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CHIPPY HAS OPENED MY EYES.
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AS OF TODAY, THIS APARTMENT
IS A CRUELTY-FREE ZONE.
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LIEUTENANT, I ORDER YOU
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TO RID THIS HOUSE
OF ANY ITEMS
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MADE AT THE EXPENSE OF
OUR 4-LEGGED BRETHREN.
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WE SHALL HAVE
NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS,
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NO ANIMAL BYPRODUCTS,
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AND YOU SHALL NOT
BUY ANY ANIMAL,
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BYPRODUCT, OR PRODUCTS,
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HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?
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UH-HUH.
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COME ON, MEN.
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THERE'S WORK
TO BE DONE.
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HELLO, RUTHERFORD
ANIMAL CLINIC?
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YES, THIS IS
CHIPPY'S DADDY.
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ARE THERE ANY SIGNS
OF IMPROVEMENT?
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OH, I SEE.
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WELL, DID HE GET
THE BASKET OF ACORNS
I SENT OVER?
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WELL, I'LL CHECK
BACK IN AN HOUR.
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OH, MARY...
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I THINK YOU'D
BETTER SIT DOWN.
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WHAT IS IT?
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CHIPPY MADE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT,
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BUT THE DOCTORS
SAY WHEN HE COMES
OUT OF THE COMA
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HE MAY ONLY
HAVE 20-30%
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OF HIS TREE-CLIMBING
ABILITY.
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YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HELP
IF YOU STOPPED
THINKING ABOUT IT.
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AND STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT.
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BUT IT'S MY FAULT!
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WELL--COME ON, DICK.
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THIS HAS BEEN
GOING ON FOREVER.
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FIRST, MAN
INVENTED THE WHEEL,
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AND THEN
HE INVENTED ROAD KILL.
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YOU DID ALL YOU COULD.
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I MEAN,
MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T
HAVE EVEN SLOWED DOWN,
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MUCH LESS STOPPED
TO PERFORM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
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DICK, THERE'S SOME
FRAT GUYS OUT IN THE QUAD
HARASSING A BISON!
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OH, MY GOD!
A BISON!
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THOSE SAVAGES!
DICK!
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WHY DID YOU
DO THAT?
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BECAUSE IT'S
JUST SO EASY.
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NINA?
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I NEED A WOMAN'S
POINT OF VIEW
FOR SOMETHING.
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UM, MY GIRLFRIEND'S
NOT SPEAKING TO ME
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BECAUSE I DIDN'T
ASK HER TO A DANCE.
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MMM. SEND
HER FLOWERS.
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SHE ONCE TOLD ME THAT
FLOWERS REMINDED HER
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OF THE MORBID STENCH
OF DEATH.
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OK. WELL,
HOW ABOUT A GIFT?
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MAYBE A NICE
MAKEUP KIT?
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SHE SEES MAKEUP
AS A WAY FOR
THE ARROGANT MISOGYNISTS
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TO DECORATE
THE WOMEN THEY OWN
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AND TURN THEM INTO,
YOU KNOW, LIKE
VACUOUS PLAYTHINGS.
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OH, I BET YOU TWO
HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
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WAIT, WAIT,
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT?
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WELL, WHAT DO I LOOK
LIKE, "DEAR SANDY"?
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WHO'S "DEAR SANDY"?
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THE ADVICE LADY
FROM THE PAPER.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
"DEAR SANDY,
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"I'M A WHINY LITTLE
TEENAGER WITH
GIRLFRIEND PROBLEMS,
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"AND THE ONLY PERSON
I CAN BUG ABOUT IT
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IS MY DAD'S STUNNING
NUBIAN SECRETARY."
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YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
COULD YOU WRITE
THAT DOWN FOR ME?
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SURE. YOU MEAN
THE "STUNNING
NUBIAN" PART?
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HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST FOLLOWING
ORDERS.
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GETTING RID OF ALL
THE MEAT PRODUCTS.
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MMM, I CAN'T WATCH.
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WAIT. JUST A SECOND.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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MMM, BINOCULARS.
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NO. THE COAT.
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MY COAT?
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YEAH. IT'S FUR.
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ANIMAL FUR.
GIVE ME THE COAT.
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NO!
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NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED
IN THE MAKING OF THIS COAT.
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YEAH, I'M SURE
SOME LLAMA JUST
UNZIPPED HIS FUR
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AND SAID, "THANK GOD
HARRY SOLOMON WON'T
BE COLD THIS WINTER."
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THAT'S PLAUSIBLE.
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AAH!
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AN ORDER'S AN ORDER.
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AAH!
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SHUT UP.
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OK.
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[BEEPING]
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OH, HEY, EXCUSE ME.
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IT'S AFTER 6:00.
YOU CAN GIVE MY CHIPMUNK
THE PAIN SHOT NOW.
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DR. SOLOMON,
I WAS GOING TO.
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OH, GOOD.
GO AHEAD.
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JUST A FEW MINUTES.
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WELL, PLEASE,
IT'S AFTER 6:00.
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IT'S AFTER 6:00.
I DON'T SEE WHY HE
SHOULD HAVE THIS PAIN.
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00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:52,025
SIR? I WILL GET TO IT
IN A MINUTE.
238
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,961
IT'S TIME
FOR HIS SHOT!
239
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,829
YOU UNDERSTAND?
DO SOMETHING!
240
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,131
HE ONLY HAD TO HOLD
OUT UNTIL 6:00,
241
00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:58,566
AND IT'S PAST 6:00!
242
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,402
HE'S IN PAIN!
MY CHIPMUNK IS IN PAIN!
243
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,771
GIVE HIM THE SHOT,
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
244
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,938
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO BEHAVE.
245
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:09,076
GIVE MY CHIPMUNK
THE SHOT!
246
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,478
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GET IT.
247
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:17,151
THE RABBIT
COMES OUT OF THE HOLE...
248
00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:19,753
RUNS ROUND THE TREE...
249
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,423
WINKS AT THE SAILOR...
250
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,025
FINDS GOD...
251
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,296
AND VOILÄ!
252
00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:29,963
A PERFECT
STRAIGHT KNOT.
253
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,899
HARRY, I NEED
YOUR OPINION.
254
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,133
READ MY "DEAR SANDY"
LETTER.
255
00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:36,103
I CHANGED SOME
OF THE SPECIFICS
SO NOBODY KNOWS IT'S ME.
256
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,438
"I HAVE A PROBLEM.
257
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,940
"MY GIRLFRIEND--
I'LL CALL HER BETTY,
258
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,042
"WANTS ME TO ASK HER
TO THE DANCE.
259
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,179
I, BEING
A WEALTHY KOREAN
BUSINESSMAN..."
260
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,851
THIS IS CRAP.
261
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,820
PARDON MY KOREAN.
262
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,391
WHAT'S THAT?
263
00:10:57,425 --> 00:10:58,226
SANDWICH.
264
00:10:58,259 --> 00:10:59,660
WHAT'S IN IT?
265
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,894
LETTUCE.
266
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:04,232
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO SEARCH THAT SANDWICH.
267
00:11:04,265 --> 00:11:05,399
LETTUCE, BREAD--
268
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,134
WHAT'S THIS?
269
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,474
MAYONNAISE?
270
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,708
SO?
271
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:15,876
MAYONNAISE
HAS EGGS IN IT.
272
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:16,644
EGGS ARE NOT MEAT.
273
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,511
WELL, THEY WOULD BE
274
00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:20,448
IF YOU DIDN'T KILL THEM
FOR MAYONNAISE!
275
00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:24,585
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO DESTROY THIS CONTRABAND.
276
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:25,953
AAH!
277
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,888
WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR SHOE?
278
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,823
NO.
MAYONNAISE.
279
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,092
NO, NO.
IT'S LEATHER.
280
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,562
YOUR SHOES
ARE MADE OF LEATHER,
281
00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:38,766
AND LEATHER SHOES
COME FROM LEATHER COWS.
282
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,134
LISTEN,
EASY THERE, HOT ROD.
283
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,536
LET'S NOT GET CRAZY
ABOUT THIS.
284
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,871
MAYBE I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
285
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,040
HERE, HARRY, HAVE
YOUR SANDWICH BACK!
286
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:52,012
I THINK DICK MIGHT
LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE
LOOK IN YOUR CLOSET.
287
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,714
YES!
NO!
288
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:58,752
OH...
289
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,754
THE SALAD BAR
IS FANTASTIC, MARY.
290
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:04,024
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
WE'LL EVER GET TIRED
OF EATING THIS WAY.
291
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,193
BEETS, CAULIFLOWER,
292
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,662
SEASONED CROUTONS,
PLAIN CROUTONS...
293
00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:09,397
DID I MENTION BEETS?
294
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,598
YEAH.
295
00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:12,933
AND THE PEOPLE
THERE ARE SO NICE--
296
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,535
WHAT?
OH, NO.
297
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,903
YOU ORDERED
SURF AND TURF,
298
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,738
AND THEY BROUGHT YOU
STEAK AND LOBSTER.
299
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,539
WAITER!
300
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,942
DICK, THAT'S WHAT
SURF AND TURF IS.
301
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,012
WELL, I THOUGHT
IT WAS WATER AND GRASS.
302
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,482
NO...NO.
303
00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:30,684
MARY, HOW COULD YOU?
304
00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:33,287
HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO CHIPPY?
305
00:12:33,321 --> 00:12:35,956
I'M NOT EATING CHIPPY.
306
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,559
NOT NOW, BUT WHERE
WILL THIS CARNAGE END?
307
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:42,129
DICK, SIT DOWN
AND EAT YOUR BEETS.
308
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,931
ALL RIGHT.
309
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,966
LOOK, I THINK
IT'S GREAT
310
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:50,037
THAT YOU HAVE MADE
THIS WONDERFUL
LIFE-CHANGING DECISION,
311
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,172
[SHELL CRACKING]
BUT I...
312
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,575
BUT I WILL NOT SIT HERE
AND LET YOU BERATE ME
313
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:59,112
[CRACKING]
FOR LIVING
MY LIFE MY WAY.
314
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,180
Mary: OK?
315
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,816
[CRACKING]
316
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,318
OK.
317
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,657
NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
318
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:13,561
I AM HEREBY LIBERATING
THESE LOBSTERS!
319
00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:15,295
RUN! FLEE!
320
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,664
RUN TO THE RIVER!
321
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,399
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
THEY CAN TAKE YOUR LEGS,
322
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:23,437
BUT THEY'LL NEVER
TAKE YOUR FREEDOM!
323
00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:25,172
COME ON! COME ON!
324
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,807
RUN!
325
00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:30,478
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
RUN FASTER THAN THAT.
326
00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:32,145
HERE...
327
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,447
I'LL HELP YOU!
328
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:34,214
OH!
329
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,384
OW! OH!
330
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,790
GOOD-BYE, OLD FRIENDS.
331
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,825
WE'VE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES
TOGETHER, HUH?
332
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:53,534
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D WEAR YOU,
BUT YOU WENT WITH EVERYTHING.
333
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,702
AND YOU...
334
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,670
YOU WERE 50% OFF
WHEN WE MET.
335
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,205
REMEMBER THAT?
336
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,774
I DO.
337
00:14:00,808 --> 00:14:03,110
OH! AND YOU...
338
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014
YOU SILLY, FUN,
OPEN-TOED THINGS.
339
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,015
YOU GAVE ME BUNIONS,
340
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,852
BUT, DAMN,
YOU MADE MY GAMS LOOK GREAT.
341
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,320
I THINK I'LL MISS YOU
MOST OF ALL.
342
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,390
"DEAR SANDY"
IS IGNORING ME, HARRY.
343
00:14:16,424 --> 00:14:17,458
LISTEN TO THIS.
344
00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:19,292
"ANGRY IN AKRON," RESPONSE.
345
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,562
"CONFLICTED IN CLEVELAND,"
RESPONSE.
346
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:26,033
SHE EVEN RESPONDS TO "YEAST
INFECTION IN YOUNGSTOWN."
347
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:30,738
OH! WHAT KIND OF PARENT
NAMES THEIR KID
"YEAST INFECTION"?
348
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,675
LOOK AT ME.
349
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:39,379
I AM 100% ANIMAL-FREE.
350
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,015
NOTHING WAS KILLED
IN THE MAKING OF
THESE GARMENTS.
351
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,652
SIR, FOLLOWING YOUR POINTLESS
AND STUPID ORDERS,
352
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:48,221
I HAVE RID THIS HOUSE
OF EVERY ANIMAL PRODUCT.
353
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:48,789
[CHOKED SOB]
354
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,190
MY SHOES.
355
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,692
GOOD WORK, LIEUTENANT.
356
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,993
SALLY...
357
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,927
ARE THOSE...
358
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,863
ALL YOUR SHOES?
359
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,197
UH-HUH.
360
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,999
YES.
AND YOU'RE QUITE
SURE OF THAT?
361
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,068
EVERY SHOE YOU OWN.
362
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,302
YES! YES! YES!
363
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,005
OH, REALLY?
364
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,674
THEN HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THESE?!
365
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,476
AAH! [SOB]
366
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:11,378
WHILE COMPLETING
MY MERIT BADGE IN
WATER CONSERVATION,
367
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,080
I FOUND THESE...
368
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:17,918
TAPED TO THE INSIDE
OF THE TOILET TANK?!
369
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,987
I'VE NEVER SEEN THOSE BEFORE
IN MY LIFE.
370
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:20,921
GIVE THEM BACK TO ME!
371
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,190
LIEUTENANT!
372
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,858
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
THOSE ANYMORE.
373
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:25,959
OHH...
374
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,461
AS OF TODAY,
375
00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:30,097
I'M ISSUING
ANIMAL-FRIENDLY
FOOTGEAR.
376
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,331
FLIP-FLOPS?
377
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,933
THEY ARE VERY STYLISH,
378
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,603
AND THEY MAKE
THE MOST DELIGHTFUL
SLAPPING SOUNDS.
379
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,239
YOU LIKE SLAPPING SOUNDS?
380
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,408
I'LL SHOW YOU
SLAPPING SOUNDS.
381
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,910
PUT THEM ON,
LIEUTENANT.
382
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,945
NOW,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
383
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,014
I'M TAKING THESE SHOES
TO A COW PASTURE
384
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,916
TO GIVE THEM
A PROPER BURIAL.
385
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:00,994
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
386
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,329
FOR BEING GRACIOUS ENOUGH
387
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,632
TO COME WITNESS
THIS MAGICAL MOMENT.
388
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:07,234
THIS IS SO
BEAUTIFUL.
389
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,705
JUST LET THE RAT GO.
IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
390
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:15,909
IT'S A CHIPMUNK!
CALL IT WHAT IT IS, DAMN IT!
391
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,077
3 DAYS AGO...
392
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,913
AT EXACTLY 6:38 P.M.,
393
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:23,450
2 LIVES WERE
FOREVER CHANGED.
394
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,487
BUT, IN THE AFTERMATH OF
THAT VIOLENT COLLISION,
395
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:29,957
A FLOWER OF HOPE BLOSSOMED.
396
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,260
AND THAT HOPE IGNITED
A FLAME OF INSPIRATION
397
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,263
WHICH FUELED A DESIRE
THAT INSPIRED A DREAM--
398
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:40,167
OH!
OH, FOR GOD
SAKES!
399
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,771
CHIPPY, YOUR SACRIFICE
WAS TRULY A GIFT.
400
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,574
YOU OPENED MY EYES
TO A WHOLE NEW WAY OF LIFE.
401
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:50,544
AND NOW I GIVE
THE GIFT OF LIFE
BACK TO YOU.
402
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,849
GOOD-BYE, MY FRIEND.
403
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:59,519
SUDDENLY THIS PLANET
DOESN'T SEEM QUITE
SO CRUEL AFTER ALL.
404
00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:02,055
[FALCON SHRIEKS]
405
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,593
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL,
MAJESTIC BIRD.
406
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:06,193
HEY!
407
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,095
HEY!
YOU LEAVE HIM ALO--
408
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,797
HEY! RUN, CHIPPY!
409
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:10,964
RUN! YOU--
410
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:12,900
GET AWAY FROM HIM,
YOU WINGED BEAST!
411
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:13,266
[THUD]
412
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,035
[SQUAWK]
413
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,670
NICE ARM, DICK.
414
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,471
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
415
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,108
I THINK YOU JUST
KILLED THAT...
416
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,310
ENDANGERED
PEREGRINE FALCON.
417
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,884
I'M A MENACE
TO MY FELLOW CREATURES.
418
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:33,721
WELL, YOU CAN'T SAVE
EVERY LIVING CREATURE.
419
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:36,890
SOME LIVE, SOME DIE:
THAT'S JUST LIFE
HAPPENING.
420
00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,491
BUT THAT'S JUST ANIMALS.
WHAT ABOUT US?
421
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,260
WE | ANIMALS.
422
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,563
WE EAT LIKE ANIMALS,
SLEEP LIKE ANIMALS,
HAVE SEX LIKE ANIMALS.
423
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:48,602
OH, YEAH. ESPECIALLY
AFTER A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.
424
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:51,739
JUST BE GRATEFUL YOU'RE AT
THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
AND NOTHING EATS YOU.
425
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,107
OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT
THAT SHARK IN JAWS?
426
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,543
HE'S SO SCARY.
427
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,978
FINE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
428
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:02,515
THE WHOLE WORLD
IS JUST ONE GIANT
SAVAGE SMORGASBORD.
429
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,583
AND IF YOU DON'T
LIKE IT,
430
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,185
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
JUST GONNA HAVE TO
BUILD A ROCKET
431
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,621
AND JET OFF
TO SOME KINDER,
GENTLER PLANET.
432
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:10,624
OH, YEAH. NO, THAT WOULD
BE THE EASY WAY OUT.
433
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:12,159
NO, I HAVE TO FACE IT.
434
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,028
I'M NOTHING MORE
THAN A DEATH MACHINE.
435
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:17,430
WELL, YOU'RE ALSO
A LIFE MACHINE.
436
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,299
YOU CREATED A LIFE.
437
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,433
TOMMY.
438
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,502
OH, I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
439
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,039
COME ON,
YOU HAD A LITTLE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
440
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,608
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
HE WOULDN'T BE HERE.
441
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,311
WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
I DID BRING HIM.
442
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,914
INTO THIS WORLD,
I MEAN.
443
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,650
SEE? LIFE HAS A WAY
OF BALANCING THINGS
OUT.
444
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:40,387
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, MARY.
445
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:44,257
WE'RE PART OF A GREAT CYCLE.
446
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,127
THERE'S A TIME TO LIVE,
A TIME TO DIE.
447
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,396
A TIME TO SOW,
A TIME TO REAP.
448
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,598
A TIME TO REUPHOLSTER,
449
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,701
AND A TIME TO KEEP
THE FURNISHINGS YOU HAVE
450
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,836
AND JUST BRIGHTEN THEM UP
WITH A FEW THROW PILLOWS.
451
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,373
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
452
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,710
YOU KNOW, I'M SUDDENLY
FEELING VERY CREATIVE.
453
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:04,177
MMM.
REALLY?
454
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,387
DID YOU KISS
THAT DEAD CHIPMUNK?
455
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,155
OHH!
456
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,656
NOT ON THE LIPS.
457
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,366
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
458
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,236
A SPEAR.
459
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,906
I'M MAKING
A SHARPENED STICK.
460
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:37,377
OH, MAN! I MUST HAVE
3 COWS' WORTH OF SHOES
IN HERE.
461
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,180
DICK, I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU
TO GO ON YOUR NEXT INSANE KICK
462
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,716
SO I CAN GET ALL NEW PANTS.
463
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,317
HEY, DID YOU GET ME
A NEW COAT?
464
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,454
NO, WE JUST DUG
YOUR OLD ONE
OUT OF THE TRASH.
465
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,989
OHH, PASTA!
466
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:55,963
AUGUST. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
467
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,697
"DEAR SANDY...
468
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,532
"I DIDN'T ASK
MY GIRLFRIEND
TO THE DANCE,
469
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,068
"AND NOW
SHE'S MAD AT ME.
470
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,202
"IT WAS A MISTAKE,
471
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,039
AND I'D DO ANYTHING
IN THIS WORLD
TO MAKE HER HAPPY."
472
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,407
SIGNED...
473
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,477
"REGRETFUL
IN RUTHERFORD."
474
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,213
IT WAS LIKE
THE PEN WAS CONNECTED
STRAIGHT TO MY HEART.
475
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,185
SEE YOU AT THE DANCE.
476
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,188
SEE YOU.
477
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,590
NICE LETTER, TOMMY.
478
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,126
I DIDN'T WRITE IT.
479
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,660
THEN WHO DID?
480
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,198
A SCOUT NEVER EXPECTS
PRAISE FOR A GOOD DEED.
481
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,733
I MEAN, IT'S EXACTLY
YOUR STORY. IT'S UNCANNY.
482
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:34,835
I KNOW.
483
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,871
A GOOD DEED IS
ITS OWN REWARD.
484
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,472
COME ON, BOYS.
WHO WANTS MEAT?
485
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,342
I DO! I DO!
I DO! I DO!
486
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,811
HEY!
487
00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,745
GOOD SCOUT HERE.
488
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,681
MEANING,
I WROTE THE LETTER.
489
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,250
IT WAS ME!
490
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,252
IT WAS ME!
491
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,020
MEAT.
492
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:53,821
YEP.
493
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:56,423
IT'S RED, DEAD,
AND CORN-FED.
494
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,660
WHAT'S THAT,
LIEUTENANT?
495
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,062
AN ANT BOMB.
496
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,663
DO YOU THINK THAT'S
GONNA KILL THE ANTS?
497
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,933
WELL, IT'S NOT WORKING
SO FAR.
498
00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,001
UM, COULD YOU
PASS THE BACON?
499
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,702
OH. HERE.
500
00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:30,057
COME ON. COME ON.
501
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:33,726
YOU'LL BE SAFE IN HERE
WITH UNCLE DICK.
502
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,462
DICK, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT DOG?
503
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,864
SOME OLD GUY
WITH DARK GLASSES
504
00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:38,365
WAS PUSHING HER
DOWN THE SIDEWALK
505
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,233
WITH THIS METAL HANDLE.
506
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:46,673
OK! THAT'S IT.
507
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,877
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
508
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:50,610
WELL--
509
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,645
[SCREECHING BRAKES,
THUD, CRASH]
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