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THESE DEODORANTS
ARE A RIPOFF.
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THEY ALWAYS RUN OUT
BY THE TIME
I GET TO MY FEET.
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DICK,
THE MAIL'S HERE.
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OOH! MY PACKAGE
FROM THE CAROUSEL
CD CLUB.
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YOU INFILTRATED A CLUB?
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GOOD WORK,
HARRY!
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I GOT 10 CDs
FOR ONE PENNY.
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ALL I'VE GOT TO DO
IS BUY EIGHT MORE
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AT REGULAR CLUB PRICES,
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WHICH ARE OFTEN
AT OR BELOW
RETAIL STORE PRICES.
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WAY TO GO.
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LIKE TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.
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SUCH PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY.
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I WONDER IF THE PEOPLE
ON THIS PLANET
WILL EVER DISCOVER
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THE SUPERIOR SOUND
OF VINYL.
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SO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DID YOU GET?
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I JUST TOLD THEM
TO SURPRISE ME.
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[ELECTRIC AVENUE PLAYS]
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WELL, THIS IS SURPRISING.
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* HEY
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UH, WHY AM I
DOING THIS?
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* NOW IN THE STREET
THERE IS VIOLENCE *
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THE SAME REASON
I'M DOING THIS,
I SUPPOSE.
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THIS IS VERY POWERFUL.
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I'M FEELIN' FUNKY.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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I CAN'T STOP!
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NOBODY PANIC!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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* ELECTRIC AVENUE
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* AND THEN WE'LL
TAKE IT HIGHER *
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* OH, WE GOT TO
ROCK DOWN TO... *
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OW!
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ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR,
BUTYLATED HYDROXYANISOLE,
SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE.
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NEEDS MORE
BUTYLATED HYDROXYANISOLE.
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ISN'T THIS INTERESTING.
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THEY OPENED UP
A HARD ROCK CAFE
IN VIETNAM.
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THE WORLD HAS CHANGED,
HUH?
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IT SURE HAS.
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ONCE IT WAS COMPLETELY
COVERED WITH ICE.
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THE ADMINISTRATION
OFFICE CALLED.
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THEY CONTACTED STANFORD
ABOUT TRANSFERRING
YOUR GRADUATE RECORDS.
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THEY DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE THEM.
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ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT
I DON'T HAVE RECORDS?
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ALL HUMANS HAVE RECORDS,
AND I'M A HUMAN.
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THEREFORE,
I HAVE RECORDS.
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STANFORD SAYS THEY HAVE
NO RECORD OF YOU AT ALL.
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OH! THOSE INCOMPETENTS!
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DO I HAVE TO FLY
OUT TO DENVER
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AND STRAIGHTEN
THIS OUT MYSELF?
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STANFORD'S IN CALIFORNIA,
NOT DENVER.
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WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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THEY LOST MY RECORDS
IN THE MOVE.
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SO YOU WERE AT STANFORD
IN THE SIXTIES.
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AH. WHO WASN'T?
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I WAS AT BERKELEY.
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GOD. THAT TAKES ME BACK.
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I REMEMBER I WAS
AT STANFORD ONCE
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TO PROTEST--
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THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS
I KNOW ABOUT THE SIXTIES--
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I WASN'T BORN YET,
AND NO ONE CARES.
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PEACE.
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I GUESS YOU HAD
TO BE THERE.
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APPARENTLY SO.
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OUT OF CONTROL,
MIND-NUMBING,
SELF DESTRUCTIVE FUN.
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SOUNDS LIKE A CLICHé,
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BUT I ACTUALLY REMEMBER
BURNING MY BRA
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IN FRONT OF THE LINCOLN
REFLECTING POOL.
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I HOPE YOU HAD
THE GOOD SENSE
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TO JUMP IN
AND PUT YOURSELF OUT.
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GOD! I WAS A REBEL.
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* HOW MANY ROADS
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* MUST A...
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* MAN WALK DOWN
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* BEFORE THEY CALL
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* HIM...A...
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* MAN?
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[HUMMING]
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
TO LOOK AT ME NOW,
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BUT BACK THEN
I WAS A WILD WOMAN.
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IF I WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING,
I JUST DID IT.
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DID YOU EVER DROP ACID?
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OH, CONSTANTLY.
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THAT'S HOW
I DROPPED THE ACID.
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SERIOUSLY.
I WANT TO KNOW.
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WERE YOU INVOLVED
IN ANY MOVEMENTS?
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THIS ONE...
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[IMITATES CURLY
FROM THE THREE STOOGES]
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ALWAYS ONE OF
MY FAVORITES.
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DR. SOLOMON...
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EVERY TIME I ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR PAST...
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YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
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YOU KNOW WHO REALLY
KEEPS CHANGING
THE SUBJECT?
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MY STUDENTS. ONE OF THEM
IS GOING TO ALASKA.
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SO HOW'S YOUR BROTHER?
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DICK, I'M HERE.
LET'S GO.
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YOU HEARD HIM.
GOT TO GO.
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YOU CALL YOUR FATHER DICK?
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YEAH, WHEN HE WAS
YOUNGER I USED TO
CALL HIM PEANUT.
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YES, WELL, HAVE TO RUN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT.
BYE-BYE!
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[TAMMY WYNETTE SINGS
D-I-V-O-R-C-E]
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[SOBBING]
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[SNIFFLE]
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OH, GOD!
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THIS IS SO SAD!
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COUNTRY SINGERS HAVE
REALLY TOUGH LIVES.
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WHY?
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[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
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WHAT'S HER COMPLAINT?
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SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER.
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SHE COULD JUST
ROLL AWAY SOMEWHERE,
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AND THE CD CLUB
WOULD NEVER FIND HER.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT'S INVOLVED
WITH THIS?
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THE PAPERWORK,
THE DECISIONS.
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WHY DIDN'T I GO WITH
THE CHEESE OF THE MONTH
CLUB?
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NO GUESSWORK.
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JUST CHEESE.
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THAT WAS A FIASCO!
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YOU'RE
THE INFORMATION OFFICER!
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HOW CAN YOU BRIEF US
ON AMERICAN HISTORY
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AND LEAVE OUT
AN ENTIRE DECADE?
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I LEFT OUT THE SIXTIES.
SO WHAT?
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EXACTLY HOW FAR BACK
DID YOU ESTABLISH
OUR IDENTITIES?
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FIVE OR SIX MONTHS.
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YOUR ASSIGNMENT
WAS TO PROVIDE
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COMPLETE HISTORIES
FOR ALL OF US!
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WELL, I HAD
A BOOK REPORT DUE
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ON ARE YOU THERE, GOD?
IT'S ME, MARGARET.
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TOMMY...
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I'M NOT SURE
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS.
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HUMANS ARE CREATIONS
OF THEIR PASTS.
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SOCIETY, CULTURE,
EVEN BIOLOGY DEMAND
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THAT THEY CARRY AROUND
THEIR PASTS,
LIKE BAGGAGE,
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AND YOUR LACK OF EFFORT
ALMOST EXPOSED
THE ENTIRE OPERATION!
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FINE! SO FROM NOW ON,
MY HOMEWORK COMES LAST.
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THOSE ARE
THE HOUSE RULES,
MISTER!
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HELLO! HEY,
I FOUND THOSE BOOKS
ON THE SIXTIES.
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OH, GOOD, GOOD.
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NEVER MIND
THE BOURBON STAINS.
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OH, THANK YOU, MRS. D.
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THE SIXTIES--
WHAT A LOVELY,
LOVELY DECADE.
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A LOT OF THE STUFF
IN THIS APARTMENT
IS FROM THE SIXTIES.
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CLASSIC THINGS NEVER
GO OUT OF STYLE.
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THOSE LONG-HAIRED
FREAKS THOUGHT
THEY WERE SO COOL.
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LET ME TELL YOU
ONE THING.
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I WAS READING POETRY
WITH JACK KEROUAC
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IN A CAGE IN 1956,
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BOTH OF US
BUCK NAKED.
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YES, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THAT DISTURBING VISUAL.
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I DIDN'T HEAR
KEROUAC COMPLAIN.
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AW, THE ELECTRIC
KOOL-AID ACID TEST.
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GETTING NOSTALGIC?
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AH, YES, THOSE WERE
THE DAYS, MY FRIEND.
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BUT YOU KNOW,
ALL THIS UPROAR,
ALL THIS RHETORIC,
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ALL THIS TALK ABOUT
MASS MOVEMENTS,
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I MEAN, WHAT'S
HAPPENING HERE?
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HISTORY IS MADE
BY THE INDIVIDUAL,
NOT BY THE MASSES.
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WHO SAID THAT?
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I DID.
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NO. WHERE'S THAT FROM?
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MY MOUTH.
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NO! SOMEBODY SAID THAT.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
RIGHT ON.
YEAH.
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YOU'VE BEEN RINSED
AND HUNG OUT TO DRY.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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DIG IT, BABE.
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IT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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HISTORY IS MADE
BY THE INDIVIDUAL,
NOT BY THE MASSES.
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WHO SAID THAT?
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I DID.
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WOW.
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WOW.
FAR OUR.
FAR OUT.
WOW.
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WOW.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I COULDN'T PUT IT
TOGETHER UNTIL NOW.
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IT FINALLY CLICKED.
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THE EVASIVENESS...
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INCONSISTENCIES
IN YOUR PAST...
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DICK SOLOMON IS
A FALSE IDENTITY,
ISN'T IT?
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FALSE IDENTITY?
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ME? NO.
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YOU COULD'VE TRUSTED ME,
YOU KNOW.
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WELL, I--I--I--I--I--
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THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE
IN THE GOVERNMENT
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WHO WOULD LOVE TO GET
THEIR HANDS ON YOU.
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You can't
let that happen!
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They'd parade me around
like an animal!
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOUR SECRET'S SAFE
WITH ME, MANNY.
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MANNY ROSENBERG.
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BUT I'M NOT
MANNY ROSENBER--
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OF COURSE NOT.
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BECAUSE MANNY ROSENBERG...
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IS STILL BEING HUNTED
BY THE FBI.
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FOR FOOD OR SPORT?
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* WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO *
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* DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN' ON
LIKE A YO-YO *
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* WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO *
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THIS--SO--
MANNY ROSENBERG WAS--
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* WAKE ME UP...
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WHAT?
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MANNY ROSENBERG
WAS AN ACTIV--
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WHAT?
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EXCUSE ME.
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[CRUNCH]
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O.K. WHERE WAS I?
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"MANNY ROSENBERG
WAS AN ACTIVIST
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INVOLVED IN INCITING
A RIOT IN 1971."
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
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I'M LOOKING...
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ALL RIGHT.
I FOUND ANOTHER BOX
IN THE BASEMENT.
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WHAT'S "X-MAS"?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING PSYCHEDELIC.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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THIS IS HEAVY.
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FAR OUT
MY MIND
IS BLOWN.
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AND WHO IS THIS?
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00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,437
I THINK IT'S JERRY GARCIA.
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00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,040
HERE'S A PICTURE
OF MANNY ROSENBERG.
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00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,609
HE LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,444
OH, DAMN!
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00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,913
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET
A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL BODY!
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,948
THOSE GUYS IN RESEARCH
CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
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00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,818
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
THEY'RE NON-UNION.
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00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,952
THIS COULD REALLY
BE TROUBLE.
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00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,754
TOMMY, HOW ARE OUR HISTORIES
COMING ALONG?
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00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,790
OH, WELL,
I HAVE THEM
RIGHT HERE.
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00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,458
LEGAL DOCUMENTS,
SCHOOL RECORDS,
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00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:26,294
DOCTORED PICTURES,
THE WORKS.
235
00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:29,663
DICK SOLOMON,
CLASS NERD, HELD BACK
BY A DOMINEERING MOTHER,
236
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,232
WENT TO WORK
FOR NASA IN '74,
237
00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:33,267
BUT WAS FIRED AFTER A MINOR
PROCUREMENT SCANDAL--
238
00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:34,835
NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS
ARE ENCLOSED--
239
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,471
MAJOR BURNOUT LED TO
A STRING OF SECOND-RATE
TEACHING JOBS,
240
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:39,273
YADDA-YADDA-YADDA,
ENDING UP HERE.
241
00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:40,474
THIS IS EXCELLENT.
242
00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:41,475
WHAT ABOUT ME?
243
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,143
STOCKBROKER DURING
THE GREEDY EIGHTIES
244
00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,545
MADE AND LOST
SEVERAL FORTUNES
245
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,747
BEFORE
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS
AND GENDER CONFUSION
246
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,783
LED TO A SEX-CHANGE
OPERATION IN 1988.
247
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,753
I'M NEXT.
248
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,588
HARRY, YOU'RE ADOPTED,
249
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:56,357
BUT WE HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU YET.
250
00:10:57,425 --> 00:10:59,727
OHH...
251
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,829
THAT'S GONNA HURT.
252
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,137
OH, DR. ALBRIGHT,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
253
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,172
GOOD MORNING,
DR. SOLOMON.
254
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,843
YES, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO CLEAR UP
255
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,312
A FEW MISUNDERSTANDINGS
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
256
00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:19,780
FOR SOME REASON,
YOU MISTAKENLY THINK
257
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,816
I'M THIS MANNY ROSENBERG
FELLA.
258
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,685
OH, DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
259
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,388
I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD TRUST ME.
260
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,524
YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER,
BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY MET BEFORE.
261
00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:33,026
YOU SPOKE AT
MY CAMPUS IN '69.
262
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,262
NOW, YOU SEE,
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
263
00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,829
I WAS IN THE CIRCUS
THEN.
264
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,166
THE FLYING SOLOMOSKIS.
THERE WERE SIX OF US.
265
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,969
TWO OF US PLUNGED
TO OUR DEATHS.
266
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,305
I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO REMEMBER ME,
267
00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:46,240
WITH ALL THE PEOPLE
YOU'VE MET.
268
00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:47,708
YOU'RE SITTING
ON MY DESK.
269
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,577
YOU'VE NEVER
DONE THAT BEFORE.
270
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,513
DO YOU REMEMBER A RALLY
AT BERKELEY?
271
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,014
DR. ALBRIGHT,
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
272
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,783
I BROUGHT THIS IN
TO PROVE--
273
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,685
THE STORIES
YOU MUST HAVE.
274
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,186
WHAT?
275
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,220
YOU KNOW, I'D BE LYING
276
00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:03,757
IF I SAID I FOUND THIS
LESS THAN INTRIGUING.
277
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:14,868
WELL, ALL THOSE YEARS
UNDERGROUND, YOU DO
A LOT OF LIVING.
278
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:20,841
[RUNNING UPSTAIRS]
279
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,876
[SALLY]
HARRY!
280
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,580
YOU GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE
FROM THE CD CLUB.
281
00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:30,318
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN
TO THE ONES I HAVE.
282
00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:31,919
THOSE DEMONS.
283
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,220
THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.
284
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,588
NEITHER ARE WE.
285
00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:37,691
WELL, YEAH,
BUT WE HAVE AN EXCUSE.
286
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,893
HELLO?
287
00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,730
WELL, I'M OFF
TO DR. ALBRIGHT'S.
288
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,164
SHE BOUGHT
MY PHONY PROFILE?
289
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,266
I DON'T EVEN
NEED IT.
290
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,067
SHE LIKES ME
MUCH BETTER
291
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,268
NOW THAT SHE THINKS
I'M MANNY.
292
00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:50,738
OH, GREAT! AFTER ALL
I WENT THROUGH
293
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,440
CREATING A BACKGROUND
FOR YOU.
294
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:57,144
DO YOU REALIZE I GOT YOU
A WEEKEND IN CANCUN
WITH TWIN GYMNASTS?
295
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,313
ALL I GOT AT THE ORPHANAGE
296
00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:03,651
WAS A BEATING WHEN I
ASKED FOR MORE GRUEL.
297
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,457
[JEFFERSON AIRPLANE'S
WHITE RABBIT PLAYS]
298
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:12,225
[HUMMING]
299
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,194
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
300
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,032
FOR YOU.
HELLO!
301
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,702
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
302
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,537
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
303
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:27,274
OH, AND TO THINK
ALL THIS TIME
304
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,278
I WAS JUST A DESK AWAY
FROM DANGER.
305
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,448
THE THOUGHT OF THE FBI
WATCHING US RIGHT NOW
306
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,484
IS SUCH A TURN-ON.
307
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,319
AND EVEN IF
I WASN'T MANNY,
308
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,088
IT WOULD BE JUST
AS EXCITING.
309
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,223
OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
310
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,193
OOH.
311
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,862
ARE THESE
MAGIC BROWNIES?
312
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,599
PEPPERIDGE FARM.
313
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,570
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I HAVE SOMETHING.
314
00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,138
I FOUND IT WHEN I MOVED
EIGHT YEARS AGO.
315
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,840
IT'S IN THE FREEZER.
316
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,375
IT'S A JOINT.
317
00:14:01,409 --> 00:14:03,210
OOH. A DOOBIE.
318
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,013
LET'S BOGART
THAT FAT BOY.
319
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,949
YOU KNOW
WHAT I REGRET?
320
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,151
I NEVER MADE IT
TO WOODSTOCK.
321
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,620
AH! YES, WOODSTOCK.
322
00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:15,656
THE THREE-DAY CONCERT
HELD ON A FARM
IN UPSTATE NEW YORK
323
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,026
THAT INCLUDED MANY OF
THE POPULAR MUSIC BANDS
OF THE TIME,
324
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,662
FELT TO BE THE CULMINATION
OF THE COUNTERCULTURE
MOVEMENT
325
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,899
CAPTURED BY
THE SONG WOODSTOCK
BY JONI MITCHELL.
326
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,600
FOUND IT!
327
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:27,635
THE SONG WAS POPULARIZED
328
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,202
BY CROSBY, STILLS,
AND NASH,
329
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,170
WHICH IS IRONIC,
330
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,005
SINCE THEIRS WAS
THE MORE COMMERCIAL
VERSION,
331
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,275
WHICH IS THE ANTITHESIS
OF THE SPIRIT
OF THE FESTIVAL.
332
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,879
HERE WE GO.
333
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,723
THIS ISN'T A JOINT.
334
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:52,192
IT'S A FROZEN FRENCH FRY.
335
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,362
OH, WELL.
336
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,031
I GUESS WE'LL JUST
SETTLE FOR WINE.
337
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,540
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION
TO A NEO-TROTSKYITE,
338
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:09,242
ANTI-STALINIST MARXIST.
339
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,279
YOU'RE PRETTY TUNED IN
FOR A BOURGEOIS CHICK.
340
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:25,325
[SIGHING]
341
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,393
MEET ME ON
THE WATERBED
UPSTAIRS
342
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,661
IN FIVE MINUTES.
343
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:31,198
OH, AND, UH...
LOSE THE PINS.
344
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:44,144
WHAT?
345
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,013
HERE'S TO...
346
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,515
WATERBEDS.
347
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:49,550
HERE'S TO...
348
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,052
FLOOR LAMPS.
349
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,289
HELLO?
350
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,959
CAROUSEL CD CLUB?
351
00:15:58,992 --> 00:15:59,860
I'LL CALL BACK LATER.
352
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,862
DON'T HANG UP
THAT PHONE.
353
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,764
YOU CAN DO THIS,
HARRY.
354
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,433
YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR MIND BACK.
355
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,102
OR AT LEAST
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
356
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,204
O.K., SALLY, I WILL.
357
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,506
LISTEN TO ME, BUSTER.
358
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,609
I'M NOT HAPPY,
AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
359
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:16,844
VERY GOOD!
360
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:18,979
I'M SUPPOSED TO
PRESS 2 NOW.
361
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,815
YES, HELLO?
362
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,851
WE NEED TO TALK.
363
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,285
I'M AT A PLACE
IN MY LIFE
364
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,722
WHERE I'M JUST NOT READY
FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT.
365
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:31,424
I THINK IT'S BEST
THAT WE BREAK FREE,
366
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,061
GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
367
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,362
YOU WILL?
368
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,631
OH, THANKS.
369
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100
HMM?
370
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,070
WELL, YES...
371
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,974
I GUESS I DO HAVE A FRIEND
WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED.
372
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,510
HER NAME IS SALLY SOLOMON.
373
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:57,818
OH!
374
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,488
OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
375
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,124
YOUR HANDS ARE SO
SMALL AND DELICATE.
376
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,494
I'M NOT POSITIVE,
377
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,631
BUT I THINK I CAN FIT
YOUR ENTIRE FOOT
IN MY MOUTH.
378
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:12,232
OH!
379
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,335
YOU ARE A SUPERFREAK!
380
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,738
THE KIND YOU DON'T
TAKE HOME TO MOTHER!
381
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:21,541
MANNY, MANNY, MANNY!
382
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:26,213
NOW I'M FEELING
A MORAL DILEMMA.
383
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,148
I'M NOT SURE I CAN
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
384
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,884
MY BEDROOM'S UPSTAIRS.
385
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,419
RACE YA.
386
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,456
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
387
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,533
WHAT THE HELL...
388
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,500
DON'T BE UPTIGHT, BABE.
389
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,903
LEAVE YOUR HANG-UPS
IN SUBURBIA.
390
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,340
YOU'RE LEAVING?
391
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,809
YOU BET YOUR BIPPY I AM.
392
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:00,748
[DICK]
HEY!
393
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:03,183
OH, YOU MISERABLE CREEP!
394
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,351
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
395
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,452
THINK ABOUT IT!
396
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,355
IT'S LIKE
A PURPLE HAZE
INSIDE MY BRAIN.
397
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,223
OH, GIVE IT A REST.
398
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,558
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
399
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,995
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
400
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,563
COME ON, MANNY.
401
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,397
BERKELEY.
402
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,966
OHH!
403
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:21,068
YOU'RE MAD
AT MANNY.
404
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,502
YES!
405
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,338
DR. ALBRIGHT IS MAD
AT MANNY.
406
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,407
[LAUGHING]
OH, WELL, THEN...
407
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,210
IT'S O.K. BECAUSE I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
408
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,212
THAT'LL STRAIGHTEN
THIS WHOLE THING OUT.
409
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,947
I'M NOT MANNY.
410
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,783
HA HA HA HA.
411
00:18:35,816 --> 00:18:38,185
I MEAN,
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
412
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,088
RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT MANNY.
413
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,723
YOU JUST LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE HIM,
414
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,725
KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT HIS PAST,
415
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,427
AND HAVE BEEN CARRYING ON
THIS RIDICULOUS CHARADE
416
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,461
FOR THREE DAYS.
417
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,098
OH, YOU KNOW ME
SO WELL.
418
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,800
OH, BOY.
419
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:56,203
I'VE BEEN HANDED SOME
LAME STORIES IN MY LIFE,
420
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,305
BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE!
421
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,307
I DON'T WANT THE CAKE.
I WANT YOU.
422
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,212
OH, MY GOD.
423
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,814
YOU ARE DICK SOLOMON.
424
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:13,253
AND YOU LET ME MAKE
A COMPLETE FOOL
OF MYSELF!
425
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,822
HOW COULD YOU
DO THAT?
426
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,656
I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
I WAS GOING TO.
427
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,891
WHAT STOPPED YOU?
428
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,060
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
SLEEP WITH ME.
429
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,431
OH.
430
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,133
NOW
I UNDERSTAND.
431
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,135
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
432
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,271
GET OUT!
433
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,539
YOU SELFISH,
434
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,540
INCONSIDERATE,
435
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,709
OPPORTUNISTIC BASTARD!
436
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:37,644
YOU'RE RIGHT.
437
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,980
I GUESS I'LL BE GOING.
438
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,383
ABOUT INCONSIDERATE...
439
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,885
I DID BRING BROWNIES!
440
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,186
OH!
441
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,292
I'M SURE GLAD
WE WON'T BE GETTING
442
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,294
ANY MORE CDs
IN THE MAIL.
443
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,896
YEAH.
444
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:56,797
AND EVEN IF WE DO,
445
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,365
THERE'S NO REASON
TO THINK
446
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,134
THAT I HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
447
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:04,071
'CAUSE I DIDN'T.
448
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,739
DICK, SOMEONE'S
HERE TO SEE YOU.
449
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:08,308
I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN.
TELL THEM I'M NOT HERE.
450
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,243
HE'S NOT HERE,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
GO AWAY.
451
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,444
MARY!
452
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,512
MARY!
453
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,315
YOU'VE COME
BACK TO ME.
454
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,150
BECAUSE
YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME
FOR WHAT I'VE DONE
455
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:21,755
AND--AND BECAUSE
YOU REALIZE THAT
MY DECEIT,
456
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:22,823
ALTHOUGH
SOPHOMORIC,
457
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:25,926
WAS MEANT AS
A PURE GESTURE
OF AFFECTION.
458
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,995
WELL, SOME OF THAT.
459
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:31,031
UM, WOULD YOU LEAVE
US ALONE FOR A MINUTE?
460
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,732
SURE.
461
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,069
REMEMBER EVERY WORD,
WE WANT ALL THE DETAILS.
462
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,437
WILL DO.
463
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:44,711
LOOK, I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED
TO THIS MANNY THING.
464
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,647
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT
MEN HAVE A TENDENCY
465
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,249
TO GO OVERBOARD
TO IMPRESS ME.
466
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,918
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
467
00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:52,986
THE ONLY REASON
I PRETENDED TO BE MANNY
468
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,823
IS BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM
MORE THAN ME.
469
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,690
MANNY WASN'T
WHAT HE SEEMED.
470
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,994
BUT YOU ARE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEEM.
471
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:05,098
AND I'LL ADMIT THAT, UH,
YOUR LACK OF NUANCE
IS REFRESHING.
472
00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:08,902
OH, DAMN! I'M WEARING
HARRY'S UNDERWEAR AGAIN.
473
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,272
WELL, A LITTLE NUANCE
WOULDN'T HURT.
474
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,175
SO WE'RE STILL FRIENDS?
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PEACE.
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