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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,674 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE MOON AND STARS 2 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:41,475 THAT'S SO ROMANTIC. 3 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,811 I WISH THAT... 4 00:00:42,844 --> 00:00:43,945 DR. ALBRIGHT WAS HERE 5 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:46,981 INSTEAD OF A GROUP OF UNGRATEFUL SUBORDINATES. 6 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:50,018 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 7 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,252 VOGUE. 8 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,220 HA, LOOK AT THIS. 9 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,723 "STOMACHS ARE IN, BREASTS ARE OUT." 10 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:57,826 WELL, THAT'S JUST BASIC ANATOMY. 11 00:00:57,859 --> 00:00:58,526 HOLY COW. 12 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,261 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE THAT? 13 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,030 THAT WOMAN HAS USED PRODUCTS 14 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,099 THAT PROMOTE MOIST-LOOKING SKIN AND A VACANT LOOK. 15 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,969 WELL, GET SOME. 16 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:09,170 I'VE ALSO NOTICED, LIEUTENANT, 17 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,906 THAT MOST GIRLS SMELL BETTER THAN YOU DO. 18 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,875 ALL RIGHT. 19 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,243 IT'S MY JOB TO RESEARCH WOMEN, 20 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,745 SO I'LL GET SOME SOAP. 21 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:19,513 IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO SMELL NICE. 22 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,749 WELL, SALLY, YOU KNOW, 23 00:01:20,782 --> 00:01:22,050 FRAGRANCE IS AN INTEGRAL PART 24 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,451 OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE-- 25 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,654 THE SMELL OF FLOWERS IN SPRINGTIME, 26 00:01:25,687 --> 00:01:27,889 THE AROMA OF FRESH-BAKED APPLE PIE... 27 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,457 A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET 28 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,527 WITH PINK AND ORANGE STREAKING THE SKY. 29 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,163 HARRY, THAT'S A SIGHT, 30 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,198 NOT A SMELL. 31 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:42,036 OH, WELL, I KNEW IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FACE-HOLE THINGS. 32 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,382 GOOD MORNING. 33 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,950 SHH. PLEASE. 34 00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:57,686 I'M MEDITATING. 35 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,520 OH, MEDITATION. 36 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,689 INTERESTING. 37 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:02,390 SOMETIMES WHEN I'M FEELING STRESSED OUT, 38 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,727 I LIKE TO VISUALIZE MYSELF IN A PEACEFUL PLACE. 39 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,761 DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. 40 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:09,263 YOU GO ON. 41 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:21,109 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 42 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,945 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 43 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,346 BREATHE. 44 00:02:26,715 --> 00:02:28,349 AHH. 45 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,785 AND PICTURE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 46 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:33,054 O.K. 47 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,989 YES. I'M THERE. 48 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,992 THERE'S A LOVELY BREEZE. 49 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,528 I'M WEARING A GAUZY DRESS. 50 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,999 A WAVE HITS ME. 51 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:45,834 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER 52 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:48,669 BECAUSE I'VE LOST THAT WINTER WEIGHT. 53 00:02:48,703 --> 00:02:50,739 I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. 54 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:54,743 THE SUN EMBRACES ME LIKE THOUSANDS OF WARM FINGERS. 55 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:57,678 I'M RELAXED AND FREE. 56 00:02:57,712 --> 00:03:00,381 EVEN MY HORSE SENSES YOUR CALM. 57 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:06,520 I DIDN'T SEE YOUR BIG HORSE, HANDSOME STRANGER. 58 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:11,860 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DISTRACTED BY MY CHISELED PECS. 59 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:15,463 JUST THEN, THEIR SECRETARY ARRIVES TO SAY, 60 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,631 IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FISH DAY IN THE CAFETERIA. 61 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,167 OOH, FISH. GREAT. 62 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,769 AH, YES. 63 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,636 FISH. 64 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,139 MY HORSE LIKES FISH. 65 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,225 DON'T WANDER OFF. I'LL JUST BE A SECOND. 66 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:47,161 AND, YOU, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 67 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:50,832 CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING 68 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:53,634 FROM THE FIRMA DE TATA SKIN CARE LINE, MISS? 69 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,436 I'M LOOKING FOR SOAP. 70 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,839 ARE YOU OILY OR DRY? 71 00:03:57,872 --> 00:04:00,308 DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU LOOK. 72 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,475 COMBINATION. 73 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,511 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH OUR FOAMING FACE WASH, 74 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,146 DI BARA TATA? 75 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,047 IS IT SOAP? 76 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,015 YOU'LL LOVE IT. 77 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:08,649 AND TODAY, WE HAVE SPECIAL 78 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,651 ON OGLI DI FIRMA EYE CREAM. 79 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,320 NO. I JUST WANT SOAP. 80 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,022 HOW ARE YOU ON TONING GEL? 81 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:17,892 MI TROATA TAUTA IS A MUST. 82 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:19,861 IF IT'S SOAP, I'LL TAKE IT. 83 00:04:19,894 --> 00:04:24,765 ARE YOU SLOUGHING? 84 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,935 WHAT WORDS ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING? 85 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:28,236 I NEED SOAP, JUST THE SOAP. 86 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,471 GIVE ME SOAP! 87 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,847 IF I CAN HELP OR ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS, 88 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,148 JUST LET ME KNOW. 89 00:04:40,181 --> 00:04:41,582 I'M ONYA. 90 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,185 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN TO ME 91 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,887 THIS HUMAN OBSESSION WITH YOUTH 92 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,188 AND WHY THE COSMETICS INDUSTRY 93 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:50,058 PERPETUATES THIS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR. 94 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:51,159 HA. 95 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:53,661 EXCUSE ME. 96 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,428 HEY, THAT WAS GREAT, 97 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,064 WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO HER. 98 00:04:56,097 --> 00:04:57,598 I'VE SEEN YOU AT SCHOOL, RIGHT? 99 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,267 YEAH. I'VE SEEN YOU, TOO, 100 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,336 HIDING UNDER THE BLEACHERS WATCHING THE CHEERLEADERS. 101 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,141 YOU DIDN'T STRIKE ME AS MUCH OF A THINKER. 102 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:09,577 I'M AUGUST. 103 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,945 DON'T CALL ME AUGIE. 104 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,380 I'M TOMMY. 105 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,782 DON'T CALL ME AUGIE EITHER. 106 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:17,751 YOU KNOW, IT'S SO DEPRESSING 107 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,588 HOW THE BABY BOOMERS HAVE DISTORTED SOCIETY. 108 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,722 THEY SCREWED UP THE JOB MARKET, 109 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,691 FROZE MUSIC FOR 30 YEARS, 110 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,193 AND NOW THIS. 111 00:05:25,226 --> 00:05:26,127 YEAH. 112 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,096 THEY'VE--THEY'VE CREATED AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY 113 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:31,699 ATTEMPTING TO RECAPTURE THE YOUTH THEY SQUANDERED. 114 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,635 TOMMY, YOU ARE INSANELY BRIGHT. 115 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,939 WELL, IT'S JUST HOW I FEEL. 116 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,577 "VERY BERRY LIP STAIN." 117 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,579 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 118 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,949 ME LIKE. 119 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,854 [CAR HORN HONKING] 120 00:05:53,888 --> 00:05:56,524 OOH, THERE'S MY CAB. 121 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,458 I'M LATE. 122 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,492 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 123 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,428 THE AIRPORT. 124 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,996 I'D LOVE TO SEE THE AIRPORT. 125 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,364 LET'S MAKE A NIGHT OF IT. 126 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:06,734 I'LL JUST BE THERE UNTIL MY PLANE LEAVES. 127 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,969 I'M GOING ON A LITTLE RETREAT. 128 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:09,337 RETREAT? YOU'RE GOING AWAY? 129 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,204 JUST FOR A WEEK. 130 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,239 A WEEK? 131 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:14,943 IS THERE A NUMBER TO CALL IF I NEED YOU? 132 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,010 [HORN HONKS] 133 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,245 OOH, GOT TO GO. 134 00:06:17,278 --> 00:06:18,646 BYE. 135 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,550 DR. ALBRIGHT. 136 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,252 HEY! 137 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:26,420 YOU FORGOT YOUR, UH... 138 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:29,257 YOU FORGOT YOUR... 139 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:31,859 ME! 140 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,268 HI. 141 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,771 CARE FOR A COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL 142 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,207 FROM ORCA SKIN CARE FOR MEN? 143 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,544 I DON'T THINK I SHOULD. 144 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:54,248 DON'T YOU DESERVE A LITTLE TIME OUT FOR YOURSELF? 145 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,883 NO. 146 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,251 COME ON. 147 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:58,419 SIT DOWN. 148 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,588 RELAX. 149 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:02,423 OOH. 150 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,558 SOFT. 151 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,594 THANK YOU. 152 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:11,765 OW. OW. OW. OW. 153 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:15,136 YOU REALLY HAVE GREAT SKIN. 154 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,471 YOU PROBABLY STAY AWAY FROM THE SUN. 155 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,740 WELL, AFTER ALMOST CRASHING INTO IT, 156 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,610 YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON. 157 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:29,050 MOST MEN DON'T THINK THEY HAVE TIME FOR PAMPERING... 158 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:33,587 BUT THEY'RE WRONG. 159 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:37,825 WELL, I'M REALLY NOT LIKE MOST MEN. 160 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,928 I COULD TELL. 161 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,263 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 162 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,998 BOY, IS DICK GOING TO BE MAD. 163 00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:47,835 HE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO FIT IN. 164 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,004 WHO'S DICK? 165 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:52,606 HE'S MY HIGH COMMANDER. 166 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,577 OH, I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT ONCE. 167 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,813 NOW, DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD? 168 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:06,454 THE FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS FABULOUS, ISN'T IT? 169 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,026 DICK! 170 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,794 OH, IT'S YOU. 171 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,329 HOW WAS YOUR SOAP RESEARCH? 172 00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:16,664 IT'S MORE THAN SOAP, DICK. 173 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,399 IT'S A WHOLE REGIME. 174 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:21,602 AVIANA GAVE ME THESE VIALS TO EXPERIMENT WITH. 175 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,704 O.K., THIS ONE DULLS MY SHINE. 176 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,073 THIS ONE BRINGS OUT MY GLOW. 177 00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:26,374 I'M GOING TO PUT THEM BOTH ON 178 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:29,210 AND LET THEM FIGHT IT OUT. 179 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,278 WHO'S AVIANA? 180 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:31,612 SHE GAVE ME THIS. 181 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,782 AND EXPECTED NOTHING IN RETURN? 182 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:49,963 SO, DOES ANYBODY NOTICE ANYTHING... 183 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,366 DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? 184 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,335 YOUR TEETH LOOK WHITER. 185 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,270 YOU THINK I'VE BEEN MOUNTAIN BIKING. 186 00:08:56,304 --> 00:08:57,471 BUT NO. 187 00:08:57,505 --> 00:09:01,075 IT'S ORCA SUNLESS SEA BRONZER FOR MEN. 188 00:09:01,109 --> 00:09:04,145 PHILLIP SAYS THAT IT GIVES THE ILLUSION OF BEING IN THE SUN 189 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:05,979 WITHOUT ALL THE ELASTIN DAMAGE. 190 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:06,947 WHO'S PHILLIP? 191 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,616 MY SKIN CARE SPECIALIST. 192 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,185 HE TAUGHT ME THAT MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES NOT RELY 193 00:09:11,219 --> 00:09:12,953 ON WHAT OTHERS THINK OF ME, 194 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:16,957 BUT INSTEAD ON HOW I LOOK. 195 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,026 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 196 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,362 OH, WELL, THE PEOPLE AT THE PERSONNEL OFFICE 197 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,231 DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK SO. 198 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:28,035 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW ORCA POUR HOMME REPRESENTATIVE. 199 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,839 I GET TO WEAR A SAILOR SUIT. 200 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,906 WHERE'S TOMMY? 201 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,276 HE'S WITH HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND AUGUST. 202 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,746 AUGUST, PHILLIP, AVIANA-- WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 203 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,514 WHAT KIND OF A STORE DID YOU GO TO? 204 00:09:40,548 --> 00:09:41,715 THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS WE MADE. 205 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,983 TRY IT. 206 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,852 JUST BECAUSE I'VE DEVELOPED 207 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,354 A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE WOMAN, 208 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:48,689 AT THE EXPENSE OF DEVELOPING A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY OTHER HUMAN, 209 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,225 DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 210 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,326 NAME ONE. 211 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,861 I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS. 212 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,863 WHO? 213 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,200 WILLY, STEVE, AND... 214 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,535 CARPET GIANT. 215 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,906 GOOD MORNING, DR. SOLOMON. 216 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,641 ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 217 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:08,542 YOU'RE IN A CHEERFUL MOOD. 218 00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:10,944 DID YOU FORGET THAT DR. ALBRIGHT IS GONE? 219 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,546 NOPE. 220 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:16,150 NINA, DO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER 221 00:10:16,184 --> 00:10:17,785 WHERE DR. ALBRIGHT IS STAYING? 222 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:18,986 YEP. 223 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,722 COULD YOU GET HER ON THE PHONE FOR ME? 224 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,890 SHE SAID NO CALLS. 225 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,792 YOU WORK FOR ME, TOO. 226 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,228 WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, DO IT, 227 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:28,929 NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 228 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,264 HA HA HA. 229 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:32,533 HA HA HA. 230 00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:34,502 WHOO. 231 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,143 THANK YOU. 232 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,712 WHY'D YOU BRING ME HERE? 233 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,748 WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE CHANCE 234 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,883 FOR US FRIENDS TO CATCH UP. 235 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,885 UH-HUH. 236 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,488 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT PENDELTON, NINA? 237 00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:55,289 THREE YEARS. 238 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,024 MY, THAT'S A LONG TIME. 239 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,959 YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE ME, AREN'T YOU? 240 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,894 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 241 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,830 BECAUSE I WON'T GIVE YOU THE PHONE NUMBER. 242 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,133 IF YOU THINK I WON'T CAUSE A SCENE, 243 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,701 YOU HAD BETTER THINK AGAIN 244 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,137 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK 245 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,173 OF YOU AND THE LOSER SCHOOL THAT OWNS YOU. 246 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:15,476 BECAUSE I, NINA CAMPBELL, AM QUITTING. 247 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,045 I WORKED DAMN HARD FOR YOU. 248 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,780 NINA, SIT DOWN. 249 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,916 I'M NOT FIRING YOU. 250 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:23,551 YOU'RE NOT? 251 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:24,718 NO. 252 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:25,853 OH. 253 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,887 O.K. 254 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,424 UM, I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY ORDER. 255 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,492 BRING ME THE RACK OF LAMB 256 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:36,930 AND A BEEFEATER MARTINI, STRAIGHT-UP WITH AN OLIVE. 257 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,632 BUT ABOUT DR. ALBRIGHT'S NUMBER-- 258 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,302 DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK. 259 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,942 DICK, I MADE YOU A SANDWICH. 260 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,278 AREN'T YOU EVER COMING HOME? 261 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:54,515 NOT UNTIL I FIND OUT WHERE DR. ALBRIGHT IS STAYING. 262 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,252 OH, MAMA, WALK THAT AROUND! 263 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,154 WHY DID I SAY THAT? 264 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,091 EVERYWHERE I GO, MEN JUST REACT LIKE THAT, 265 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,695 EVEN CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. 266 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,897 YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF CHANGES YOU SOMEHOW. 267 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,932 IT'S LIKE THE CLOGGED PORES 268 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,369 KEEP YOUR SELF-ESTEEM FROM ESCAPING. 269 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,837 I THINK I LIKE IT. 270 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,038 SHE MUST HAVE LEFT HER NUMBER. 271 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,507 SHE KEEPS EVERYTHING. 272 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,743 SHE'S SO ANAL. 273 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,478 DICK, WILL YOU DROP IT? 274 00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,079 WE'LL JUST BUILD ANOTHER ALBRIGHT. 275 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,114 WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. 276 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,882 WE HAVE THE LEFTOVER FLESH. 277 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,452 I COULD REALLY USE THE EXTRA FREEZER SPACE. 278 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,654 THERE IS ONLY ONE DR. ALBRIGHT. 279 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:34,855 CALM DOWN. 280 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,724 I NEED TO TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW! 281 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,726 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN! 282 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,629 THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT. 283 00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:43,063 [SNIFFS] 284 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,099 YOU SMELL GREAT. 285 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:58,045 YOU KNOW, TOMMY, YOU REALLY HAVE AN OLD SOUL. 286 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,213 I LIKE IT. 287 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,350 OH, YOU DO? 288 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:08,088 WELL, UM, IT IS REALLY, REALLY OLD. 289 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,724 SO, DICK'S NOT YOUR REAL FATHER, IS HE? 290 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,460 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 291 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,795 YOU SEEM TO HAVE THIS LOYALTY TO HIM, 292 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,798 BUT NO REAL EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. 293 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,534 TOMMY, HAVE I UPSET YOU? 294 00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:24,237 NO. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK DOWN YOUR BLOUSE. 295 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,539 WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? 296 00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:27,408 WHAT? 297 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,009 I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER COULD'VE EXPECTED 298 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,446 A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY, AND I EMPHASIZE "BOY," 299 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,215 TO BE ABLE TO SEPARATE MY BODY FROM MY MIND. 300 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,050 BUT WAIT, AUGUST. THEY'RE ATTACHED. 301 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,051 WAIT. HOLD ON. 302 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,621 WAIT. COME BACK. WAIT. 303 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,290 LET'S TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY SOME MORE. 304 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,459 THEY'RE REALLY SCREWED UP. 305 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,930 YOU HEARD ME. 306 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:59,873 [SPEAKING THAI] 307 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:07,014 WELL, SHE'S NOT AT THE BANGKOK SHERATON. 308 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,987 WHEN YOU CAN'T GO TO THE SEA, 309 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,590 THE SEA COMES TO YOU 310 00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,492 WITH ORCA. 311 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,397 DOESN'T "ORCA" MEAN WHALE? 312 00:14:23,431 --> 00:14:24,598 YES. 313 00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:27,568 ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS ARE DERIVED FROM ESSENTIAL WHALE OILS. 314 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,804 ALL THE GOODNESS OF WHALE. 315 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,807 ISN'T THAT ANIMAL CRUELTY? 316 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:36,076 NO. THEY DON'T KILL THE WHALES. 317 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,078 THEY JUST CORNER THEM. 318 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,281 YOU WOULD BE AMAZED AT HOW MUCH OIL THEY LET GO 319 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,817 WHEN THEY ARE REALLY SCARED. 320 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:50,724 FIND OUT WHAT ESKIMO MEN HAVE KNOWN FOR CENTURIES. 321 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:56,163 AH, I SEE YOU'RE ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH OUR BRONZER. 322 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,234 ALL RIGHTIE. 323 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,505 AVIANA, AVIANA, OVER HERE. 324 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,840 EXCUSE ME. 325 00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:09,009 AVIANA, I'M FLAKING BAD. 326 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,243 I NEED SOME MORE SAMPLES. 327 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,646 I'M SORRY. ONLY THE FIRST SAMPLE IS FREE. 328 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,914 NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY. 329 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,183 A SCRUB, HALF AN OUNCE. 330 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,350 I'LL GET THE MONEY. 331 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,319 YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT. 332 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,253 I'M SORRY. 333 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,758 MY SUPPLIERS WOULD NEVER GO FOR THAT. 334 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,494 YOU REEL ME IN WITH YOUR GLOSSY ADS, 335 00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:27,628 GET ME HOOKED ON FREEBIES. 336 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:30,097 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M SCRAPING TOGETHER ENOUGH CASH 337 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,000 FOR A TUBE OF CONCEALER. 338 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,902 FINE. DON'T BUY IT THEN. 339 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,605 I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHERS WHO WANT IT. 340 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:40,474 WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE SAMPLE OF FIRMA DE TATA? 341 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,141 NO! 342 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,309 DON'T DO IT! 343 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,778 JUST SAY NO! 344 00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:48,649 WHEN YOU CAN'T GO TO THE-- 345 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:53,086 WHY DID I HAVE TO COME HERE? 346 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,255 I WAS HAPPY IN MY ROOM 347 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,991 FANTASIZING THAT AUGUST DOESN'T HATE MY GUTS. 348 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,727 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE INFORMATION OFFICER. 349 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,595 YOU CAN DEFEAT A SIMPLE DOOR LOCK. 350 00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:04,164 HMM. 351 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,232 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 352 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:05,966 THIS IS ILLEGAL. 353 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,434 NOW WE'RE BREAKING AND ENTERING. 354 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,104 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO-- BEAM YOU IN? 355 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,973 AHH. 356 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,141 SMELL. 357 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,876 [SNIFFS] 358 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,477 [SNIFFS] 359 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:18,045 WHAT? 360 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,914 MARY. 361 00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,584 YOU AND I ARE PATHETIC. 362 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:24,718 WE'RE SUPERIOR BEINGS. 363 00:16:24,752 --> 00:16:26,253 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE STUDYING THE HUMAN RACE, 364 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,656 NOT MOONING OVER CHICKS. 365 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:29,957 I'M OBSESSING. 366 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,592 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 367 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:34,695 LOOK AROUND FOR A TRAVEL BROCHURE OR ITINERARY. 368 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,363 NO, DICK. I HAVE TO GET HOME. 369 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,166 I HAVE TO WAIT FOR AUGUST NOT TO CALL. 370 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,067 YOU DO THAT. 371 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,670 I'M GOING TO HANG AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE. 372 00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:47,541 DICK, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING CREEPY, ARE YOU? 373 00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:48,642 YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT. 374 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:52,580 I'M JUST GOING TO RIFLE THROUGH HER BELONGINGS. 375 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,418 AUGUST. 376 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,121 I, UH, JUST CAME FOR MY BACKPACK. 377 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,523 OH, IT'S ON THE BED. 378 00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,158 LISTEN, I RAN OUT 379 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,394 BECAUSE I WAS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 380 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,663 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER GUYS. 381 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,398 OH, I AM DIFFERENT. 382 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:15,736 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFERENT I AM. 383 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,738 WELL, YOU'RE NOT TOTALLY TO BLAME 384 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,574 BECAUSE I KNOW I SENT SOME REALLY MATURE SIGNALS. 385 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,614 O.K., I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. 386 00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:27,815 I CAN FORGET THE PHYSICAL STUFF 387 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:31,985 AND JUST BE COMPLETELY INTELLECTUAL ALL THE TIME. 388 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:35,422 WELL, I HOPE NOT ALL THE TIME. 389 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,523 AHH. 390 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,457 THANK GOD. 391 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,594 'CAUSE, FRANKLY, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 392 00:17:40,628 --> 00:17:43,130 LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. 393 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,165 SOMETIMES YOU GO WITH THE INTELLECTUAL, 394 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,767 SOMETIMES YOU GO WITH THE PHYSICAL, 395 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,270 AND SOMETIMES JUST CLOSENESS IS NICE. 396 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,740 WELL, HOW WHEN I KNOW WHEN TO DO WHAT? 397 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:55,542 I'LL DECIDE THAT AS WE GO ALONG. 398 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,899 WHY, DR. ALBRIGHT, 399 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,735 YOU'RE BEING SO NAUGHTY. 400 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,304 WHAHH. 401 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,874 OH. 402 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,679 I JUST CAME BY TO FEED THE FISH. 403 00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:34,114 ME, TOO. 404 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,386 GOOD MORNING, NINA. 405 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,954 GOOD MORNING, DR. ALBRIGHT. 406 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,189 YOU LOOK GREAT. 407 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,424 I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 408 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,358 DID I MISS ANYTHING? 409 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,594 HMM, NOT REALLY. 410 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,532 MARY! 411 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,903 YOU CAME BACK! 412 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:59,773 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 413 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,639 WHEN HUMANS COME TOGETHER, 414 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,409 THEY--THEY CONNECT SOMEHOW. 415 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,378 AND WHEN ONE OF THEM GOES AWAY, 416 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,914 THEY PULL OUT A PART OF YOU. 417 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:17,284 DR. ALBRIGHT TOOK A PIECE OF ME WHEN SHE LEFT. 418 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,153 AND WHEN SHE CAME BACK, I FELT NORMAL AGAIN. 419 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:25,492 WELL, AS NORMAL AS ONE CAN FEEL IN THESE BODIES. 420 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,060 HEY, WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF BODIES, 421 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:30,030 WHY IS MINE HIGHER MAINTENANCE? 422 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,766 I THINK THE ECONOMY RELIES ON IT. 423 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,938 HI, GUYS. 424 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:43,010 WHAT ARE YOU SELLING NOW? 425 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:45,478 WELL, SURPRISINGLY, I GOT FIRED, 426 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,881 BUT PHILLIP FOUND ME A NEW JOB. 427 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,951 I AM NOW A FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE 428 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,553 AT THE SPARTACUS LOUNGE. 429 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,388 THAT'S GOOD, HARRY. 430 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,090 YOU KNOW, A MAN IS NEVER REALLY COMPLETE 431 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,959 WHEN HE'S ALONE. 432 00:20:58,992 --> 00:20:59,927 AND A WOMAN'S NOT COMPLETE 433 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,896 UNLESS SHE'S MAKING YOU BEG. 434 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,164 HOW DO THE MEN HERE SURVIVE 435 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,366 WHEN THE WOMEN GO AWAY? 436 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,036 THEY GO TO BARS. 437 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,638 YOU MEAN, THEY GET ALONG WITHOUT THEIR WOMEN? 438 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,673 THEY MAKE DO. 29005

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