All language subtitles for The.Curse.2023.S01E06.480p.WEB.e

♪ ♪ ♪

Wait for it.

- [fart blows]
- [laughing]

Bowling soon, right?

Yeah. Yeah. For sure, yeah.

I-I notice you're
touching your neck a lot.

Do you have pain?

[Abshir] Yeah, it's just
the muscle and the bone.

Oh, that's joint pain.

Um, is it possible to prepay

for an appointment
for someone else?

They can be curious

about the house
but not critical.

[Dougie] You got that timing.

No jokes, no negativity.

Just good conversation
about the house.

Cool?

This just feels like a community

I'd be excited to be a part of.

I'm really starting
to wish that you guys

were actually buying the house.

[Asher] I called
Mark Rose's broker.

And he is still interested,
and he's willing to stay

at his original offer.

- Outlaw?
- Uh, yup.

- [Whitney] Hmm.
- That's me.

I cannot believe
you reached out to him.

Are you sure everything's okay?

If I was upset,
you would know it.

[Asher] Okay.

♪ ♪ ♪

Congratulations
and welcome to the community.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Uh, this keychain
was custom-made

by Diné artist Reggie Mitchell.

And the Diné tribe
believes that turquoise

means life and coral teaches us

- about nurturing and acceptance.
- Oh, wow.

And that's a snake there.
What does that mean?

Uh, the snake signifies rebirth,

because of the shedding
of the skin.

Makes sense.
This is a sort of rebirth.

New house. New community.

- New family.
- Hmm.

- It's been a really big day.
- Yeah.

We couldn't be more excited

to have Janice and Pascal

move into this community.

And we also
have some pottery for you.

- Ahh.
- This was handcrafted

by Luann Tafoya
of the Pojoaque Pueblo.

Um, and what is so special
about this piece

is to the untrained eye

it could look like nothing
more than a functional object.

"Oh, it's a... it's a bowl."

But that's just
the beauty of it.

It doesn't have to just sit
on the shelf, being looked at.

It can be used.
Nothing goes to waste.

And so much native art
has a social function around it.

I believe
that there shouldn't be

a separation between art
and the objects

we interact with
in our everyday life.

And so, what you're inheriting
is a piece of art

that you can live in.

- So lovely.
- All right.

When you sell a home,
you have no idea

who's gonna walk in that door.

And we have been so fortunate

to have buyers that are eager

to integrate themselves
in the local community.

Hi. I'm Janice.
Good to meet you.

Your arms getting sore?

- [girl] Yeah.
- [Janice] Right?

It's a workout.

It's great to be here
with the community helping out.

We've never helped
remove graffiti before,

- and it's really cool.
- [both laugh]

- Can you jump and do it?
- [Janice] Oh, so close.

[Pascal] It looks so beautiful,
you know...

[Janice] Doesn't it?

[Pascal]
...just covering all that up.

I was surprised
the paint dried so fast.

- Oh, wow!
- [Janice] Wow!

- Yeah.
- [Janice] Look at that.

I know. We're right there.

I guess when you use a roller,

the paint dries a lot faster

than when you use a brush.

- Plus it's a sunny day...
- [Janice] Mm-hmm.

[Pascal] ...which helps too.

[Janice] And the
the eco-friendly paint

is a really important part
of what...

- Yes, it really is.
- ...we're doing to help

the community as well.

[Pascal] When I found out that
the paint we're using today

was collected from millions
of gallons of unwanted paint

through statewide
recycling programs,

I was so excited.

It's just amazing
for the environment,

amazing for the community,

amazing for us as human beings.

It's just better all around
for all of us.

I was curious as to how long
it would take

before we needed to do
a second coat.

I know nothing about paint,
so I was asking one

of the other volunteers,
and Janice and I

really hit it off with them.

[Janice] Turns out we both
have online businesses,

which I thought was really neat.

They invited us over
to their house for a meal.

They're actually only
seven-minute walk from us.

[Janice]
We're really excited to go.

Thank you guys so much
for having us over.

- This is lovely.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. It's just crazy.

We, we saw
you guys out there and,

um, my wife said, "Let's
invite them over to eat."

- You know?
- [Janice] Mm-hmm.

- Serendipity.
- [man] Yeah.

[Pascal]
And the other world works...

[Janice] It was perfect, right?

- [man] Yeah.
- [Janice laughs]

Hmm.

[Pascal] Yeah,
it gets pretty hot. Yeah.

[Pascal]
It's pretty hot out here.

[man] Yeah.
It's supposed to be hot today.

- [woman] Yeah.
- [man] Yeah.

And you can feel it in my back,

I'm starting to get
a little bit burnt.

- Oh, yeah.
- [both chuckle]

- Toasting up?
- [man] Yeah. Yeah.

But it... it's gonna
be hot for a few days

and then I think
it'll cool down a bit.

Um, that's...
that's pretty much it.

That's pretty much
everything you wanted in there.

Something feels off.

It's, like...

I mean, it's edited well.

But it's...

One idea I had
that I mentioned to...

Shh.

What are you feeling?

It just feels lifeless
or, or something.

Uh, I mean, is,
is this really the best version

of what we shot?

Hello?

I just feel really uncomfortable
putting my opinion in there

'cause I really just want
this to be your vision.

- Oh, my God, Dougie stop.
- Right?

- What? It's...
- To ask.

Obviously, I need your help.

Doesn't always feel that way.

Oh, my God.
Is this... is this fun for you?

No. No.

Look, if you want my opinion,
you got to say

my name three times,
like Beetlejuice.

[chuckles] No, I will not. No.

[Dougie] All right.
Let's, uh, let's export this

and send it to the network.

Oh, my God, Dougie.
Dougie. Dougie.

All right. [Sighs]

Dougie's opinion. Let's go.

Um, let's pull up the, uh,
the key scene.

Look, what we have here
is a frictionless show.

There's no conflict,
there's no drama.

And that's not something
people wanna watch.

And I get that you're trying to

kind of put this town out there,
put it on the map,

and you can't talk about
any of the racial tensions

or the crime, stuff like that.

So, what's left?

You and Asher.

- [Whitney] Hmm.
- Hit play.

[Whitney]
Uh, this was handcrafted

by Luann Tafoya
of the Pojoaque Pueblo.

Um, and what is so special...

What was that? Pause it.

What was that? What was that?

You, you looked down and then
you rolled your eyes at him.

Why?

Wait. He, he had his fucking
cell phone in his hand

against the pottery
while we were giving it to them.

And it's, like, you can't even
put that thing down

while we're giving a gift?

Sorry, it's... it was...

- [Dougie] All right.
- Whatever.

Hold on one second.

I want you to say that again,

exactly as you just said it.

- What?
- Just like this.

- Why?
- Go for it.

Just do it, please.

Go.

He had his cell phone
in his hand

while he was giving them
the pottery.

And...

I just feel like,
you can't put that thing down

while you're giving someone
a gift?

- Amazing.
- Uh...

Here. Upload that
and put it in the cut.

And we also
have some pottery for you.

This was handcrafted
by Luann Tafoya

of the Pojoaque Pueblo.

He had his cellphone in his hand

while he was giving them
the pottery.

And...

I just feel like,
you can't put that thing down

while you're giving
someone a gift?

Hmm. See?

What was... a scene
that was lifeless and boring

now has a little bit of flavor.

And there's... and there's
thousands of moments

like this between
the two of you, really.

Look, I know
that you have a vision

that you wanna spread
around the world, right?

But in order for that to happen,

you need people
to watch the show.

'Cause if they don't watch it,
then they're not gonna see

all the good stuff
that you're doing.

Selling a bullshit version
of yourself

isn't gonna go anywhere.

You know you're doing it.

I know you're doing it.

When you have a show
this defensive,

that becomes a part
of the story.

You think you're hiding it,

but that becomes
the story that people

are watching,
a woman with something to hide.

And I don't know
where that's coming from.

I really have
no fucking clue, Whit.

I don't know if it has anything
to do with your parents

and what they do,
or if it's just...

Whoa, what do you mean?

It... It's something
that Asher mentioned

you might be sensitive about.

- That's all.
- Uh... oh! Ah!

And look, look, look. I'm sorry.

I might be making connections
where they don't,

- where they don't make sense.
- Yeah.

But I don't give a shit, really.

I just wanna make a great show.

I wanna make a great show
that people are gonna watch.

And, if we...
If we include these moments,

you talking about
these moments of frustration

between you and Asher,

then people are
gonna connect with you,

and they're gonna think
you're being honest.

And if they believe that you're
telling them the truth,

then they have no reason
to think

that you're hiding anything.

And we can just forget
about everything else.

That's good for you.

It's good for your vision.

And it's good
for Mother Earth, right?

But, but I mean,
then Asher would be talking

about me too, right?

I don't know, maybe.

But, um,
I really do believe people

wanna see this relationship
through your eyes.

You know,
you saw the focus group.

They're like,
"Why is she with that guy?"

They don't wanna hear from him.

They wanna hear from you.

And I think all we have to do

is just encourage him
to be himself.

And that's it.

We don't tell him anything else.

[chuckling]

Hmm.

It was interesting
seeing you and Cara together.

It seemed like you guys
get along pretty well.

Yeah.

Um, she's funny,
and we text a little,

but, um,
she's a little ugly for me.

Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

That's crazy. She's gorgeous.

- Well, she smokes.
- Crazy...

She smokes, so...

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I'm not gonna waste my time
getting close

with somebody who's gonna...

What?

Nothing.

What do you think about changing
the name of the show?

Because Fliplanthropy
has never felt right to me.

It's like flipping
is so low-rent.

Every... we don't even flip.

It's like full teardowns.

It doesn't even make sense.

Hmm. We can talk about that,
for sure, you know?

- Um, it's probably...
- Mm-hmm.

...larger HGTV conversation,

and maybe a tough sell for them,

but we'll try.

You know, they love Flip.

- You know?
- I was thinking, uh...

Green Queen.

Wow.

That is incredible.

- Wait, are you serious?
- [Dougie] Like, 100% serious.

That is just... oh, my God.

- You mean it?
- Get me a TV.

I wanna watch
that show right now.

- geez!
- Okay.

[Dougie] Wow!

Well, if, if,
if you're the queen,

what does that make Asher?

The King?

[scoffs]

No.

The village idiot.

[laughs]

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

[Louis] Excuse me, excuse me.

I'm looking for the Goof Off.

What?

[Louis] Goof Off.

- [Asher] I don't understand.
- [Louis] Oh, Goo Gone.

- Goo Gone? Goo...
- [Louis] Goo Gone.

Um, try aisle nine. It's...

[Louis] Thank you, my friend.

You're a fast one.
I was chasing you down.

Bill.

♪ ♪ ♪

You didn't hear me back there?

- I was calling your name.
- Hey, buddy.

- How you doing?
- Hey. Good.

I thought you had headphones in
or something.

No, no, I didn't have
any headphones in.

Good. How you been?

Good. Good.

Good.

Yeah. Just have to...
get some roofing stuff.

Yeah. You have a nice day.

Yeah. Yeah. You too.

♪ ♪ ♪

These are two-for-one.

[scanner beeping]

Did you know you can
put out fires with the sun?

- No way!
- Way!

Well, sort of.

We're here today
with the brave men and women

of the Española Fire Department

to show them how a few
tiny changes to their station

can make passive energy

the newest recruit
on their squad.

- Good?
- [Dougie] One more.

Did you know you can
put out fires with the sun?

- No way!
- Way!

Okay. I can... I can talk about

the heat recovery system
over there,

but I think we should wait

to talk about the work
that we did on the roof

until we're outside by the tank.

[Dougie] Okay, that makes sense.

Um, just when
you're talking to them...

- Yeah.
- ...just be really smiley.

- You know?
- Okay.

I'm gonna have... I'm gonna
have a camera right on Asher,

- so it'll be good.
- Okay.

[Dougie] Um...

[Whitney] Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can do that.

- [Dougie] It's gonna be good.
- [Whitney] It's gonna be good.

[Dougie] Yeah.

It was so weird.

I was calling his name,
and he was actively ignoring me.

Uh, when's the last time
you talked to him?

Like, three days ago.

We were just texting
about going bowling.

It doesn't make any sense.

We don't know what people are
going through in their lives.

Cara still has not signed
the release form

for her artwork
being on the show.

I've emailed her three times.

[Asher]
Well, I mean, she's busy.

- Busy person, I guess.
- Oh.

[woman] Perfect. Yeah.

All right, we're set.

Roll it.

[Whitney] Good?

Yeah.

So, I bet you guys know

a thing or two about heat.

- Yeah, you could say that.
- [Whitney laughs]

Well, I know you spend most days

trying to get rid of heat,

but right now I wanna talk
to you about saving the heat

that's already inside
this building.

And, uh, it seems like
there's a lot of heat in here.

Whoa! Ah!

[laughter]

[Whitney inhales, exhales]

Why thank you, babe.

[firefighter] I mean,
we definitely are interested

in having our station
be more energy efficient.

[Whitney] That's so great.
Well, if you look

directly above you,

this new ductwork
is the Heat Recovery Ventilator.

- [Dougie] What's going on, man?
- Hey, what's up?

- You good? Yeah?
- Yeah, I'm good, man. Yeah.

So, she was kind of giving you
the eye back there, huh?

You ever think about giving it
back a little bit, or...

I mean...

What do you mean?

I don't know. Like, next time,
just, like, um...

I don't know, say to her,

"Hey, why don't I
bring you out back

and teach you
how to use the hose,"

or something like that,
you know?

I mean, it's on TV,

and my, my wife
wouldn't be into that.

Well, you never know.
You got to try it, right?

She might like it.

I'll think about it, okay?

All right. I mean, do more than
think about it, all right?

Uh, all right.

No wedding ring, huh?

You're not lying to me, are you?

No, man, no.
Uh, on the job, I don't wear it.

- It could take your finger off.
- Well, it's good to know.

[firefighter 2]
Yeah, safety... safety first.

[Asher] Is there
a bathroom I could use?

- Down the hall to the right.
- Okay. Thanks.

[urinating stops]

♪ ♪ ♪

- All right.
- Got it. Coffee.

Um, all right. So, this time,

I think you should just
kind of touch him.

You know,
if he says something, laugh

and graze his shoulder,
you know?

Will this seem cheesy?

It'll be fun, little funny.

Oh, Patrick. Excuse me.

Could you grab me
a water, please?

- Water, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.

[Dougie] Ash-man. What's up?

Good one.

Come on. The chicken?

[Dougie]
What are you talking about?

There's chicken on the sink
in the bathroom.

I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're talking about.

[Asher]
Okay. Seriously, you got me.

- So, you win, you can tell me.
- Wait. What happened?

There's loose chicken
on the sink in the bathroom.

I told Dougie about
the chicken thing with Nala.

- He's fucking with me.
- Oh.

Oh.

The curse. That's right.

Stop. That seriously wasn't you?

I swear to God it wasn't me.

There would have been cameras
rolling if it was.

[Tonya]
Guys, we're ready outside.

Let's do it.

All right.

I saw a chicken
in your hotel room

when I was there in your fridge.

[Dougie] Oh, that's right.

I had chicken in my fridge
a week ago.

Must've been me, right?

All right, Freckle.
Come on, get on your spot.

Okay. Where the fuck is Remy?

[Tonya] Hey, Remy,
can we get you outside.

[Dougie] Remy, yes,

I thought you said
we were ready.

[Whitney] So, now, rather
than your rain or snow

evaporating or melting,

once Freckle over here
is done with his handiwork,

it's all just gonna drain
into here,

and then it's gonna pipe
directly back

into your water supply.

[firefighter] Wow.
That's, that's really cool.

It's kind of crazy that we
haven't been doing this before.

I know.

Well, it's never too late
to start.

Hey, have you ever worked
a line before?

- [Whitney] What's that?
- The fire hose.

Oh my God, I don't know
if I could handle it.

[firefighter] I think you could.
You seem strong enough.

Well, I mean,
looks can be deceiving.

Feel this. It's so embarrassing.

[firefighter] Some of
the most dangerous places

are the ones where you
don't see the flames.

Tell me about it.

Uh...

Anyway, so the cistern here,

one of the greatest things
about it is it doesn't use

any energy or power
to drain the water,

so it's just gravity
that's bringing it all down

and then putting it right back
into your station.

Everyone is gonna get
really wet...

If they want to, you know?

[firefighter]
Yeah, we like that.

I think we're in.

[Dougie]
It's pretty great, right?

- [Whitney] Yeah.
- [Dougie] Yeah.

I don't even think
he's paying attention,

but there's definitely
something usable in that.

[Whitney] Mmm.

He's really worked up
about that chicken thing, huh?

Did you put that
in the bathroom?

Seriously, you can tell me.
I'm not gonna tell him.

I wish that I was that smart.

- Oh, my God.
- Please. I would... I would die,

but I'm not. I'm not.

What the hell do you and Cara
text about?

Let me see your phone.

I can't show you.
We talk about you all the time.

It's how we bonded, you know,
we-we make fun of you.

- I'm not kidding.
- Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm not kidding.

- Let me see your phone.
- I can't show... I can't show you.

Dougie.

All right, fine. I'll show you.
We don't talk about you at all.

You can see.

I actually,
I did call you a bitch once,

but that was
when we were fighting, so,

and I-I said you were
acting like a bitch.

Okay.

Not that you were actually
a bitch, so...

What's this?

[Dougie] That's some
racist statue that she sent me,

some miniature golf course
in Albuquerque.

It's filled with like
prehistoric animals

and safari things,

and the Indian's the only human.

It's pretty fucked up.

It's funny, though.

- But racist, really racist.
- Yeah.

Hmm, java.

I'll take one of those.

[firefighter] All right.

So, you're getting
everything you need?

- [Asher] Think so.
- Okay.

[Asher] So, how do the meals
work around this place?

Is it like one guy cooks
for everyone?

Or you take turns, or...

[firefighter]
We'll sometimes take turns,

but it's usually Martinez
that does it.

- He's really good at it.
- Hmm.

What's on the menu today?

[firefighter] That's something
you'd have to ask Martinez.

Ah.

Which one's Martinez again?

[firefighter]
That guy right there.

[Asher] Thanks.

Martinez?
Or can I call you Marty?

Oh, my name's Martinez,

so let's maybe call me Martinez.

[Asher] Okay. Fair, fair.

I hear you're the Guy Fieri
of this place.

[Martinez]
Well, those are the rumors.

You know, twice as good-looking.

Almost as talented.
I'm getting there, though.

It's pretty close.
It's pretty close.

[Asher] So, what's
on the menu today?

Lasagna.

What'd you guys have last night?

[Martinez]
Ah, we just did tacos.

Chicken?

- [Martinez] Beef.
- Mmm.

[Martinez] Nothing crazy.

Just 'cause there was, uh,
some chicken in the bathroom.

I thought you guys might have
just had it or something.

Yeah.

Murray!

- You missed a spot, man.
- [Murray] What?

[Martinez] There's chicken
in the bathroom.

[Murray] Chicken? Where?

In the bathroom.

No pollo in the potty.

Fuck you.

Sorry, that was not there
an hour ago.

I think someone's playing
a trick on me.

Are these cameras always on?

[Murray] I think so.

[Asher] Find the guy
who cleaned the bathroom.

Okay, okay.

So, I-I wanna see everyone

who went into the bathroom

between now and the time
that I went in.

I just wanna see.

Wait, pause it. Who's that?

- That's Joe.
- Okay. Keep going.

Oh, go back. Who is that?

That's Ricoshem.

Is he holding any food
or anything?

- I don't think so.
- [Asher] All right. Keep going.

[Whitney] Hey,
what are you doing?

[Asher] I'm just
looking at something.

[Whitney] We're about
to shoot the tour

of the fire station now.

Okay. Do you need me for that?

I guess not.

♪ ♪ ♪

Keep playing.

[door closes]

Okay. Stop there.
Go back. Go back.

Did he enter the bathroom?

Play. Play.

He didn't go in.

Okay. Keep going. Fast forward.

Does he ever go in?

Okay. That's me.

Go back to... yeah,
can we go back to the guy

with the... the long hair
who's talking to that girl?

[firefighter] What exactly
are you looking for?

I don't know.

Okay.

Okay, pause, pause here.

Okay. Play from here.

Okay.

Pause here.

Can we go one frame at a time?

Okay.

What is he doing here?

Is he handing her something?

[firefighter] I don't think so.

[Asher] Okay. Go ahead.

♪ ♪ ♪

What was that?

[man] Sorry!

That's been happening
since you guys installed

that whole new solar system.

Oh.

There's a current law
in New Mexico

that you can abandon your baby
90 days or younger

if you're going
through a crisis.

So, this baby box
hasn't been used,

but it's a really thought out
and well-designed device,

it has three different alarms.

Once you open the door,
an alarm goes off.

Once you place a baby inside,
another alarm goes off,

and we'll get paged out
and notified.

There's a heat sensor,

and there's also
a camera in there

to let us know
that there's a baby inside.

So, yeah, it's a really
well-thought out

and well-designed
piece of equipment

that's gonna save lives.

Well, thank you for sharing.

Um, it's a very
interesting program.

[fire chief]
We're excited to have it.

Give mothers a different option.

Mmm.

Should we go check out
the weight room now?

- [fire chief] Let's go.
- Okay.

[Dougie] Amazing work.
Great, great, great.

Unbelievable.
I mean, look at this thing.

[knocking]

You guys thought of everything.
Look at that, air holes.

So, if I wanted
one of your guys shirtless

in the weight room, is that
a conversation I should have?

Or could you do that?

I guess I can do it.

Okay. I want Zach. All right?

- Okay.
- Cool.

[chiropractor]
Interlace your fingers

back behind your head.

Bring your elbows together.

Relax and lean forward.

Good. Give yourself a hug.

And then...

Is this... is this gonna hurt?

[chiropractor] Oh, no, no.

It's not gonna hurt.

You're good.

It feels good.

And then drop your arms...

and go ahead and turn your...

Lean your head to the side,
and the other side,

and then rotate it.

And the other way.

Just relax.

Oh, it hurts.

[chiropractor] You got to relax.

You got to trust me.

I think...
I think you should stop.

[chiropractor] Yeah, no,
you got this.

- It's okay.
- I don't got it.

[chiropractor] It's normal.

- Doctor...
- [chiropractor] Here.

- Just really lean back...
- You should stop.

Lean back against me...

- and then...
- I think it's just...

[chiropractor] Just got
to relax it a little bit more.

There we go.

- This...
- [chiropractor] That's it.

Just a little bit more.

No, just... just... just...

[chiropractor] Little bit more.
Just relax.

All right.

[chiropractor] All right,
and breathe in...

and out.

- [neck cracks]
- [grunts]

Oh.

[chiropractor] All right.

And then breathe in and out.

- [neck cracks]
- [grunts and groans]

[chiropractor] There it is.

[groaning]

[bone cracks]

[Nala] Do you even know
what you're doing?

I'd better.
I do this for a living.

You know what I used to do
for a living?

Kick butt at tetherball.

What's tetherball?

[Asher] That thing I gave you.

Oh.

So, you're still doing those,
uh, tiny curses?

No.

[Asher] Hmm.

You know, yesterday
I was in the bathroom,

and there was some chicken
on the sink.

That wasn't you, was it?

My dad was washing chicken
in the sink yesterday,

and it was gross.

Yeah.

Hey, how about we play
a little game, huh?

This'll be fun.

You tell me...

how many nails
are under this bucket?

Can be any number.

Four.

No, three.

Very good.

Beginner's luck.

Let's try again.

No peeking.

All right.

How many this time?

Can be any number

from one to a hundred.

Three.

Good.

Okay.

All right.
How many are in my hand?

Two.

You sure about that?

[Nala] I think so.

All right. One more time.

Okay. How many now?

How many?

I don't know.

You don't wanna guess?

I think you need a Band-Aid.

Oh, it's just a scratch.

I'm okay. Don't worry.

Um, I think
I'm gonna go home soon

'cause I, um...
I'm... I'm... I think I'm done.

♪ ♪ ♪

I'm sorry.

For what?

I... I don't know.

♪ ♪ ♪

You go... you go play. It's okay.

I'm just gonna clean up
a little bit.

Okay.

I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

♪ ♪ ♪