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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:58,042 ROME FILM FEST 2022 2 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:03,167 BIBI FILM, TRAMP LIMITED, MEDUSA FILM AND RAI CINEMA PRESENT 3 00:01:04,292 --> 00:01:08,250 A BIBI FILM AND TRAMP LIMITED WITH MEDUSA FILM AND RAI CINEMA PRODUCTION 4 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,208 IN COLLABORATION WITH PRIME VIDEO 5 00:01:13,292 --> 00:01:16,083 DIRECTORATE GENERAL FOR CINEMA AND AUDIOVISUAL 6 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:30,250 THE STRANGENESS 7 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:54,875 I PUT A SIGN ON THE DOOR OF MY OFFICE WITH THIS NOTICE 8 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:59,375 "HEARINGS SUSPENDED AS OF TODAY FOR ALL CHARACTERS." 9 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:44,750 Drink the lemonade! It's fresh lemonade! 10 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,000 Drink the lemonade! 11 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,875 - God bless you, Don Luigi. - Good morning, Nardo. 12 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,458 Nardo, why are you so sulky? 13 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,042 Maristella died. 14 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:05,458 Your wet-nurse. 15 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,417 - When? - Overnight. 16 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:27,208 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, 17 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:30,958 now and at the hour of our death. Amen. 18 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:35,833 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 19 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:40,208 Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. 20 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:42,542 Take a seat, Your Excellency. 21 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:48,042 Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. 22 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,125 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 23 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,542 Her mouth scares you, right? 24 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:58,167 You won't believe it, I tried many times, 25 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,583 but after a second she opened it again. 26 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:08,375 Mariste', you always kept quiet, now that you're dead you trust anyone? 27 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,833 Look who came to see you. 28 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,792 Evening has come, the time of gloom. 29 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:54,792 Filiberto, don't you ever feel troubled about anything? 30 00:05:56,708 --> 00:06:00,250 "How can you always be so calm?" 31 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:03,708 How can you always be so calm? 32 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:05,875 Go! 33 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:07,167 Go, Tano! 34 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,208 Tano, he's talking to you, answer him! 35 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:15,500 Listen to me, Tano! 36 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:21,083 "Filiberto, don't you ever feel troubled about anything?" 37 00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:24,750 "How can you always be so calm?" 38 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,000 I have no one. 39 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:30,125 I fuck and I'm happy. 40 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:34,333 Please, everyone! 41 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,000 Not like that, Tano. 42 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,917 I have no purpose and I'm happy. 43 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,375 I have no purpose... 44 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,458 I have no one. 45 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:48,500 - I fuck... - Not like that, Tano! 46 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:52,958 I have no purpose and I'm happy. 47 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:55,292 I fuck and I'm happy. 48 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:57,542 Yeah, fuck and screw it. 49 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,375 Having fun, are you? 50 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:02,583 Too bad it's a drama and this is not his job. 51 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,125 Will you tell Don Ciccio? 52 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,000 Don Ciccio! 53 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,583 Your brother-in-law said it beautifully! 54 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,250 He should have been an actor! 55 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:15,667 He's been passionate about theatre since he was a little boy. 56 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,167 It shows! 57 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:18,833 It really shows. 58 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,292 I'd like to understand. 59 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,250 Harnessed horses. 60 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:29,042 A first-class carriage with a coachman and a groom in tailcoats and top hats. 61 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,167 Who pays all this money 62 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,083 for someone who died in the middle of nowhere? 63 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,500 Hey, I'm talking to you. 64 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,292 Are you still sulking? 65 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:26,958 We can't have someone in the drama saying "I fuck and I'm happy." 66 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:28,667 Forgive me. 67 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:33,750 Theatre should be poetry, purity, freedom. 68 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:37,667 Don Ciccio will have you killed, this is the freedom you'll get. 69 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,083 - You still don't get it! - Shame on you. 70 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:42,500 What's taking you so long? 71 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,375 How many times have I told you? 72 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,458 Dead people are alive. 73 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:57,875 Why are you so late? 74 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:01,625 I told you there was a wedding after, the couple's already here. 75 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,250 We had to baptize a new actor: Tano. 76 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,667 - Don Ciccio's brother-in-law. - The garbage man? 77 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:10,208 So you take that moron and you cut my lines? 78 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,833 I can't believe it, they were fewer than last time already. 79 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:18,000 Either you make them longer or you can forget the theatre. 80 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,792 No way, Father. 81 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,667 If you put it this way, it won't do, I'm sorry. 82 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,917 We can do something about it, but you can't blackmail us. 83 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,125 - Either you trust us or you don't. - Is that so? 84 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:33,625 You can't use the theatre any more, do the play at your house. 85 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,125 He said it! 86 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,167 Fine, we can give you a longer part. 87 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,375 Right, well done. 88 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,792 The theatre is now compromised. 89 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,250 See you inside. 90 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:19,542 Forgive us. The horse had bowel problems. 91 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,875 Anyway, best wishes to the newly-wed. 92 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,917 Where did you find these two? 93 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,625 They are the only gravediggers in town. 94 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,500 Eternal rest, grant unto her, O Lord. 95 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,792 Seventy-five, seventy-six, seventy-seven. 96 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,958 - What number was it? - It was 384. 97 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,208 - Almost there, this is 381. - This is 382. 98 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,333 Then 382, 383. 99 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,125 And 384. 100 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:54,750 Are we to put the body here? The burial niche is full. 101 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,417 The flowers are fresh. Who put this body here? 102 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,000 - He walked on his feet? - This niche is ours. 103 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:03,417 - The municipality says so. - It's not the right one, it's taken. 104 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,125 What do I tell the client? 105 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,125 How should I know? You look for him and tell him. 106 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,458 - Good morning. - You look for him and... 107 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,417 Good morning. 108 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,542 - Did you request our services? - Yes, exactly. 109 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:19,458 - Good morning. - Hello, I'm Onofrio Principato. 110 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,958 I'm the owner of the funeral home. 111 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:26,417 Our friend was telling us that there was a misunderstanding. 112 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,208 The niches got swapped, these things happen. 113 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,208 Someone sold the same niche twice. 114 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:39,167 There are too many dead and not enough burial sites. 115 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,625 And they gamble with them. 116 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,250 - I understand. - We'll fix it. 117 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,125 What do you plan to do? I'm in a hurry. 118 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,875 - I have to be in Catania tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 119 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:54,083 You can leave, we'll take care of the burial. 120 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:57,083 No, I want to be there. 121 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,917 Are you a relative? 122 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:02,250 No, but it's as if I were. 123 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,000 Well, I understand. 124 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,625 Let's say you go home 125 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:10,375 while we go to the cemetery office at city hall 126 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,542 and settle this unfortunate matter. 127 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,708 Not at all, I prefer to come with you to city hall. 128 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:22,125 - All right, let's go. - Let's go. 129 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,375 - This way? Thank you. - Come along. 130 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:37,833 Come here, Santuccio. 131 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,375 - Are you looking for Don Mimmo Casa? - Yes, is he busy? 132 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,500 - Very busy. - How long will he be? 133 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:52,750 I can't say. 134 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,542 Madam. 135 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:01,833 Madam. 136 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,708 Now you can go in. 137 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:23,000 If everything goes smoothly, it will take at least a week. 138 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,000 At the very least. 139 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,167 What do you mean a week, Mimmo? 140 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:30,625 Our client is busy and has to leave soon. 141 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,958 - How soon? - Tomorrow. 142 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:36,292 Tomorrow? Does he come from the Moon? 143 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,917 We can't control time, sir. 144 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,375 - It's in God's hands. - Mimmo. 145 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,167 You already took the bribe, so hurry up. 146 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,625 It's not up to me. 147 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:51,458 You know how it is at the cemetery. 148 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:56,083 I understand how it works. Is this enough? 149 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,417 We'll meet this afternoon. 150 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,292 Thank you, Mimmo. 151 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,875 You were paid twice for this body, you owe us one. 152 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,708 Aren't you hungry? 153 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,167 No thanks, I'm too old for that. 154 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,292 - For some, the taste is too strong. - It's certainly not delicate. 155 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,042 I'm curious, where are you from? 156 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,542 From Sicily, but I live in Rome. 157 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,250 - What do you do? - I teach literature. 158 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,625 We actually make literature. 159 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,708 How so? 160 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,792 I enjoy writing. 161 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,375 What do you write? 162 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:22,083 So far farces, comic stuff to make people laugh. 163 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,833 But in three days, I'll debut with my first drama. 164 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,125 - A comic drama. - Not at all! 165 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,667 As Aristotle said: "Catharsis is medicine." 166 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,750 Enema and purge. 167 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,042 Stop it. 168 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,458 Look. 169 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,500 I had these printed, take one. 170 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,417 We would love for you to come and see us. 171 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,000 Perhaps you, professor, don't know much about theatre? 172 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,792 As a matter of fact, I don't go much. 173 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,292 Why so? 174 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,000 I don't care for it. 175 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:10,375 Deep down, I feel a certain mistrust, there's too much fiction. 176 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,792 What fiction, professor? 177 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:16,125 - Theatre is about truth, not fiction. - Is it? 178 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,250 Then explain something to me. 179 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,625 How can you believe people 180 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,542 who dress up in ruffs, feathered hats and puffed trousers? 181 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,500 Who put on fake noses and moustaches to look like what they're not. 182 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,917 How can you? 183 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,917 Professor, with all due respect, go back to teaching. 184 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,042 I can see that you're unfamiliar with theatre. 185 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,667 A woman died an hour ago. 186 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:59,958 She was the sister-in-law of a lady who lives nearby at number 81. 187 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,708 I get it. 188 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:10,375 It's an 81-year-old woman who lives in Salita Cognata number four. 189 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,625 Speak clearly! 190 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,375 We can't go there, Babbo. 191 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,500 We are busy with this sir, we have to go to city hall. 192 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,833 Tell them to wait, it's too hot anyway. 193 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,500 What did I tell you? 194 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,625 With a little patience, everything can be fixed. 195 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:34,000 Tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock sharp, Maristella will finally rest in peace. 196 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,542 In the meantime, for tonight, 197 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,250 you can put her in the post-mortem room. 198 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,625 I already arranged it. 199 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,625 Nice to see you again. 200 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,417 Come on, let's go. 201 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,833 - Nunzio! - Huh? 202 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:53,000 - Did they bring those things? - No, nobody showed up. 203 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,792 Nobody showed up. 204 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,625 How long have they been waiting here? 205 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,417 It depends, some more and some less. 206 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,917 Aren't there any relatives claiming them? 207 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,250 Some do, some don't. 208 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:36,250 We call it "the room of destiny's whims". 209 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,542 Everyone has their own story. 210 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,667 See these two who are standing straight up, like mummies? 211 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,583 He died very young. 212 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:47,333 At a feast he organized to celebrate his uncle's 100th birthday. 213 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,292 How reckless. 214 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,583 This instead is the Honourable Costanzo Romberti. 215 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,917 The body arrived in town a day late. 216 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,500 So the funeral that was meant for him was held for the body of a poor man 217 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:03,958 whose relatives were waiting in Messina, of all places. 218 00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:08,583 Since then, the great man lies here, may he rest in peace. 219 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,167 To spare the authorities embarrassment. 220 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,083 I'm here. 221 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,167 Hello, may I? 222 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,542 Damn, he keeps getting worse. 223 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,208 What does your father always do in the corridor? 224 00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:17,500 Why do you ask? He was waiting for you. 225 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,417 - Do I eat alone? - Yes. 226 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,708 - Dad is fasting today. - All the better, at his age. 227 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,458 He's atoning. 228 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,250 Calogero Interrante's business 229 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,042 in the hands of an inept like Onofrio Principato. 230 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,167 Here! 231 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,208 Poor Dad. 232 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,250 Forced to see this disgrace. 233 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,792 A distinguished professor from the capital 234 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,833 gets stuck without a burial. 235 00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:43,500 - Who told you that? - Don't you realise they spite you? 236 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,125 Calogero Interrante wouldn't have allowed it! 237 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,750 And Onofrio Principato does. Alright? 238 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,125 Anyway, don't worry, I'll get my revenge. 239 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:57,000 - I'll go and see what he wants. - Go. 240 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,042 He hasn't spoken in 50 years! 241 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,417 Bastiano! 242 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,250 Will you let me act? 243 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:07,583 I don't have a part for you. 244 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,083 Come on, you promised me last year! 245 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,875 No, you can't do theatre! 246 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,708 Would you look at this! 247 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,500 Greetings. 248 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,167 Santina! 249 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:28,458 Santina. 250 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,750 You're still sewing, why don't you come eat? 251 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:35,292 I'm behind with the costumes. The show is just a few days away. 252 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,542 There is still time! 253 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:40,208 Even if something is missing, we'll manage, as we always have. 254 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,917 People will come to laugh, not for the costumes. 255 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,333 To laugh? How so, wasn't it a drama? 256 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:50,292 Nofrio would like it that way. But you know how it goes in dramas. 257 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,333 Sometimes the parts don't add up, 258 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:55,250 the jokes slip, the plot gets tangled up. 259 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,292 We'll see at the end whether it's a drama or a comedy. 260 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:01,958 - What does the author think? - The author... 261 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,833 What is he to think? 262 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,542 It sounds like he didn't matter. 263 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,542 I just meant to say that we're in God's hands. 264 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,875 And the Lord likes to laugh. 265 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:16,000 Too bad, I liked the idea of a turbulent romance. 266 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,958 Tell me something. 267 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,792 Did you go out today? Did you meet anyone? 268 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,250 Who was I supposed to see? I was here, locked. 269 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,917 Why do you ask me? 270 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,708 Just because. Why, can't I ask you? 271 00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:48,583 Dad? 272 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,958 With your permission, I have to go, may I? 273 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:10,125 Dad, I think you've become too chatty with age, huh? 274 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:30,042 "And how can we ever come to an understanding” 275 00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:32,708 "if I put in the words I utter" 276 00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,958 "the sense and value of things as I see them?" 277 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:38,750 "While you who listen to me must inevitably"” 278 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:42,958 "translate them according to the conception of things as you see them." 279 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,125 "Look here!" 280 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,125 "This woman takes all my pity for her" 281 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,375 "as the fiercest form of cruelty."” 282 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,458 The Mother. 283 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,458 "But you drove me away." 284 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,708 The Father: "Do you hear her? I drove her away!" 285 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,958 "She believes I really sent her away." 286 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:06,375 The Mother: "You know how to talk, and I don't.” 287 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,333 "But, believe me, sir, after he married me..." 288 00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:12,875 "Who knows why? I was a poor, insignificant woman." 289 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:15,333 "This is why I married you!" 290 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,708 "For your humility." 291 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:21,208 "That I loved in you." 292 00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:21,917 SANTA LUCIA THEATRE WEDNESDAY 9 PM 293 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,583 PRINCIPATO AND VELLA PRESENT THE TRENCH OF REMORSE 294 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,750 I have to tell you this one. 295 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:29,583 There was this guy who was obsessed with me. 296 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:32,417 I don't believe it. 297 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:37,792 The moment he saw me, "Sidora, come here." 298 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,958 Bastiano, my blood, what do you want? 299 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,750 I thought maybe there was something to fix. 300 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,750 I don't know, sinks, taps, knives, scissors to grind, 301 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:06,417 rags, umbrellas, umbrellas for the sun or for the rain. 302 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:10,458 No, I'm sorry, you can leave, we don't need anything. 303 00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:13,292 Can I have an advance? 304 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:34,292 You understand, Santina is my sister. 305 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,042 And as her brother, I have an obligation to check. 306 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:39,917 Investigate. 307 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,125 Repress. 308 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:48,125 But I can't behave like a policeman. 309 00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,500 Nor as a parish priest. 310 00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:55,250 Tell me something. 311 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,333 If Santina was your sister, what would you say to her? 312 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:09,208 First of all, I would tell her that men are all worthless. 313 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:12,333 Old, young, 314 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,708 friends, relatives, strangers, 315 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,500 known and unknown. 316 00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:19,333 They're all bad. 317 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,000 All of them. 318 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:25,167 Once she knows this, she'll be able to manage. 319 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,000 Now go away, my dear. 320 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,542 Marshal Firuzzo will be here soon. 321 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:36,083 - Don't get too close to him though. - Come on! 322 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:39,958 "Always dear to me was this solitary hill" 323 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,667 "And this hedge, which, from so many parts"” 324 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:48,708 "Of the far horizon, the sight excludes." 325 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,042 "But sitting and gazing, endless" 326 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:56,083 "Spaces beyond it, and inhuman" 327 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,458 "Silences, and the deepest quiet” 328 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,875 It's half past ten, let's see when they arrive. 329 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,458 We all know that Bastiano needs to "recharge" the last few days. 330 00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:08,917 But now he's pushing it. 331 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:11,500 Maybe something happened to his mother. 332 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:15,292 Shall I go to the house, take a look and come back? 333 00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:18,708 Fofo, you're obsessed, stay right here. 334 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:22,833 - Still thinking about Santina? - Santina? What are you talking about? 335 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:24,708 Do you think I'm stupid? 336 00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:28,083 If Bastiano finds out, he'll kill you. 337 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:31,792 Then I'll have to dig your grave at the cemetery. 338 00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:35,500 There's too much talking going on, guys. 339 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:39,500 Let's begin with the rehearsal, we've wasted too much time already. 340 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,042 So. 341 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:46,500 Let's do the seance scene in the living room. 342 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,667 That's annoying, we don't say anything in that scene. 343 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,542 It's true, Bastiano took all our lines. 344 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,208 Bastiano speaks and we listen, right. 345 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:56,833 And you think that's nothing? 346 00:29:56,917 --> 00:30:01,333 Listening, looking, staying silent, all that is everything in acting. 347 00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:02,708 As my mum used to say: 348 00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:05,250 "The best word is the one you don't say." 349 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,000 Since you already know, let's get started. 350 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,708 Where are you looking at? 351 00:30:18,792 --> 00:30:20,875 The audience is there. 352 00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:24,917 Face there and hands here. 353 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,583 Begin. 354 00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:43,542 The ghost is coming. 355 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,750 There he is! 356 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:48,000 Jeez! 357 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,000 Sorry I'm late, guys. 358 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:53,375 You won't believe what happened to me. 359 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:54,958 Unbelievable! 360 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:59,125 Nofrio, do you remember when we were kids? 361 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,125 When there was a full moon, 362 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,375 I got feverish and thirsty and fell to the ground. 363 00:31:06,292 --> 00:31:09,417 They used to call it "lunar effect", do you remember? 364 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:14,125 This evening I had the unfortunate idea of going out 365 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,750 staring at the moon. 366 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,000 My dear friend. 367 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,750 You liar! 368 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,292 Coward and worthless. 369 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,958 I know where you've been while we were waiting. 370 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,667 If you were a woman I would marry you! 371 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,500 Go away. 372 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,333 Folks, focus, it's a drama. 373 00:31:36,417 --> 00:31:38,042 - My goodness! - Dear. 374 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:41,000 I was moved when you talked about the lunar effect. 375 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,292 - Really? - It sounded real. 376 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,667 - It was real. - Ah! 377 00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,333 So, let's sit down. 378 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,875 The audience is there! 379 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:55,917 Hands on the table, Fofo, come on. 380 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,042 So... 381 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,708 See you tomorrow, God willing. 382 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:47,125 Don't be too dramatic. 383 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,833 Otherwise people will laugh instead of crying. 384 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:51,542 - True. - It's hard, though. 385 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:53,542 They should cry actually. 386 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,792 - Good night. - See you tomorrow. 387 00:32:57,167 --> 00:32:58,208 Santina. 388 00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:00,958 It's getting late, I'll walk you tonight. 389 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:04,000 Did Bastiano ask you to? 390 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:05,875 Let's go. 391 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:10,292 - Are you locking me in? - Where were you? 392 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,375 In the dressing room, brushing my hair. 393 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,292 Who's looking at you at this hour? 394 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,250 Who? The stars. 395 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:21,292 The stars, the beautiful eyes of the night. 396 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:24,250 The stars, yes. Goodbye. 397 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,792 Go on, move along. 398 00:33:27,042 --> 00:33:29,083 Watch the road, Fofo. 399 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:34,667 I can't stand him, one of these days I'll kill him. 400 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:37,833 I can tell you this. 401 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,458 Fofo is courting Santina. 402 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,708 And Santina fell for it. 403 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:44,083 - She fell in love. - Who told you that? 404 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:47,333 - I can feel certain things. - What are you talking about? 405 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:50,375 Santina is too clever to be with an idiot like that. 406 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:53,167 - A worthless person. - Exactly, it's impossible. 407 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,833 Santina can't fall in love. 408 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:58,833 Don't say that because sooner or later it will happen, Bastiano. 409 00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,083 Are you kidding? 410 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:01,708 - Who can stop her? - Me. 411 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,083 - You will stop her? - Yes, why not? 412 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,250 Santina is pure. 413 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:09,083 The thought of someone touching her makes my blood rush to my head. 414 00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:10,875 I'd be capable of killing him. 415 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:14,333 Let's follow him, I'm sure there are women involved. 416 00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:15,917 He's going to some brothel. 417 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,500 You of all people are shocked by these things? 418 00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:19,667 It's different. 419 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,000 Santina's man must be different from me. 420 00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,792 Who are you? 421 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:41,625 I'm sorry. 422 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:46,292 I saw the light on and I came in to have a look. 423 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:50,083 Wait. 424 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,083 Are you Luigi Pirandello? 425 00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:10,333 Master, don't you remember me? 426 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:14,333 In "Lumie di Sicilia", many years ago. 427 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,500 Battaglia! 428 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:24,833 - The prompter. - Well done, master, at your service. 429 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:26,458 How did you end up here? 430 00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:29,667 I'm old now and my wife is sick. 431 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:33,417 So I came back here, in my home town. 432 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,917 Battaglia! 433 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:38,875 I remember you had a remarkable memory back then. 434 00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,333 Let's see. 435 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:46,000 "Friends, fellow citizens of Rome, listen to me." 436 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,667 "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." 437 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,917 "Evil outlives men." 438 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:57,792 "Good is often buried with their bones." 439 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,792 Well done. 440 00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:06,875 Master, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing in town? 441 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,958 I came to celebrate a friend's birthday. 442 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:15,417 But mind you, Battaglia, you didn't see me. 443 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:34,500 Santina! 444 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,292 Santina, open up! 445 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:00,542 Don't you see that even a child couldn't get through? 446 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,583 Who said anything? I had an emergency. 447 00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,125 Go to sleep. 448 00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:34,792 The left ear gets tired of hearing good things. 449 00:37:35,958 --> 00:37:41,250 The right ear curses everything it hears. 450 00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:45,750 Staring too much at the moon gives bad thoughts. 451 00:37:46,042 --> 00:37:48,333 How many times have I told you, Luigi? 452 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,417 When you were a child, 453 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:54,875 every time you got the strangeness, 454 00:37:56,042 --> 00:37:58,875 you laid your head on my lap. 455 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,333 You did so until you were seven or eight. 456 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,458 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 457 00:38:07,625 --> 00:38:08,750 You lied here. 458 00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:12,125 And I always had to tell you the story 459 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,958 of the son swapped with a hunchback by the wicked women. 460 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,458 I know you too well. 461 00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:26,625 I know you suffer 462 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,875 because you don't have new ideas. 463 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:36,125 You can't write your play. 464 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,375 Right? 465 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:39,917 Come here. 466 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,542 I'll make you get over the "strangeness". 467 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:58,708 Nau niu the child fell asleep. 468 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:08,542 Niu nau the child dreamt.< /1>. 469 00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:17,208 He dreamt of angels and I told him the story. 470 00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:26,375 Lullaby, lullaby, the baby fell asleep. 471 00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:36,500 The left ear gets tired of hearing good things. 472 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:45,292 The right ear curses everything it hears. 473 00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,833 Greetings, master. 474 00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:02,000 It's an honour to meet Luigi Pirandello 475 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,708 and to have the privilege of escorting you to Catania. 476 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:09,542 The mayor apologies for not coming to welcome you in person. 477 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:13,708 He looks forward to your meeting with the great Giovanni Verga. 478 00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:14,833 Please. 479 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:45,292 - What are you doing? - Don't you understand? 480 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,708 It was Luigi Pirandello! 481 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:49,542 Who is he, Jesus Christ? I didn't even recognise him. 482 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,375 How were you supposed to if you'd never seen him? 483 00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:06,625 Master. 484 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,083 Thanks. 485 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,125 - Master! - Luigi! 486 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,083 Please, stay seated. 487 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,875 Forgive me, Luigi. 488 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,125 All my gratitude goes to you. 489 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:39,500 But I want nothing from Italy. 490 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,625 They have forgotten me. 491 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:47,833 And now they want to wipe the dust off a dead man's photograph. 492 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,042 They wronged me! 493 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:54,542 And I will not move from this room! 494 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:56,625 I understand you. 495 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,792 I only came here to congratulate you in person. 496 00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:01,000 And... 497 00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,500 This is the speech I wrote in your honour. 498 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:25,000 - I will read it tonight. - Of course. 499 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,042 I sleep very little. 500 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:30,458 Thoughts leave me no respite. 501 00:42:31,292 --> 00:42:34,375 They come knocking, especially at night, 502 00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:36,250 when there is silence. 503 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,750 What about you? 504 00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:39,833 - Are you writing? - Well. 505 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:42,375 For now, I only write down fantasies. 506 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,375 I have a strangeness in mind. 507 00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:52,208 It's almost an obsession. 508 00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:58,167 My dear Luigi. 509 00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:03,083 You set out on a desolate path, 510 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,125 full of dangers. 511 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:10,042 A path that no one knows and you don't even know where it leads. 512 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:13,458 You've placed a bomb 513 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:20,000 under the foundations of the structure that we have laboriously built: 514 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:23,750 reality. 515 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,375 And you stand there fearless, 516 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,292 but you no longer know who you are. 517 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:35,125 You're right, Giovanni. I no longer know who I am. 518 00:43:36,708 --> 00:43:38,917 Maybe I never did, even as a kid. 519 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,292 How is your wife? 520 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:55,667 She is mad. 521 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,542 And I am a prisoner of her madness. 522 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:09,583 What is it? What happened, Babbu? 523 00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:15,875 Calm down, Babbu! What happened? 524 00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:19,875 Mother of God! The abbess is dead. 525 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,208 My God, the abbess! 526 00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:40,083 You don't say! 527 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,333 My goodness, did she have to die now? 528 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,458 Hey, did you hear who died? 529 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,042 Agatina should come on stage first. Do you agree? 530 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:52,208 - Did you understand Babbu? - I never did, should I now? 531 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,083 Sister Ersilia Palumbo is dead! 532 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:57,500 We'll take care of the dead later, we must make our debut. 533 00:44:57,583 --> 00:45:00,083 Palumbo! The Abbess. 534 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:02,542 Marianna Palumbo's aunt? Our actress? 535 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,167 She'll mourn for a year. 536 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:09,625 - A great woman. - A holy woman. 537 00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:12,583 - A terrible loss, condolences. - Condolences. 538 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,958 Come in. 539 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:22,875 There was no need to dress her. 540 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,917 She always went to bed neatly dressed 541 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,250 and with the cilice under the sheets. 542 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,625 She kept her coffin under her bed. 543 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Since she was in the monastery 544 00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:35,375 she said that when she died it should be displayed at home, 545 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,208 on the bed where she was born. 546 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,375 A simple casket, like her life. 547 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:43,125 With no pomp, no flowers, 548 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:45,750 no first-class hearse. 549 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,125 She kept it simple. 550 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:50,542 After all, grief is intimate. 551 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,375 She was a hundred and two years old. 552 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,667 Can you imagine? 553 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,708 A hundred and two years old. 554 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:02,208 - And she chose today to die. - You're telling me? 555 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,208 I can't do the comedy any more. 556 00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:25,875 Me. 557 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:28,917 You what? 558 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:32,375 I enter the stage panting. 559 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:37,292 I throw myself on the armchair and shout, "The baroness is dead!". 560 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,375 So we skip the scene and move on. 561 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:40,917 Take this. 562 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,125 Thank you Agatina but it can't work. 563 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,875 The story must go on. 564 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:48,083 What if Santina played the baroness? 565 00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:51,000 - I would love that! - Do you want to act now? 566 00:46:52,458 --> 00:46:54,125 Do you write scripts now? 567 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:57,667 - Do you instead? - I was talking to him. 568 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:04,458 What if the Baroness, as her son, appointed me to represent her? 569 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:07,833 The baroness would appoint a stupid son like you? 570 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:11,208 Be silent, folks! 571 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,958 This show can't go on any longer. 572 00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,625 Let's face it and reschedule. 573 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,250 What? No way. 574 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:22,458 I even took a beating from my husband for this play! 575 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:28,167 If no one can do it, I'll play the baroness. 576 00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,125 I'm a character actress, after all. 577 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:34,667 What a bad character you have. 578 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:37,417 No, how stupid of me! 579 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,375 I can't do it. 580 00:47:39,667 --> 00:47:42,250 I'm on stage to play the waitress, SO annoying! 581 00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,583 Eh! 582 00:47:43,667 --> 00:47:45,917 - And you say nothing? - What should I say? 583 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,583 Aren't you the writer? 584 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:51,208 Guys, we have to find a solution, OK? 585 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,875 Folks, let's recap. 586 00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:57,333 Agatina can't be the baroness 587 00:47:57,417 --> 00:48:00,458 because she's a family friend and she's on stage, right? 588 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:03,792 Consolata plays the maid and is on stage, so she can't. 589 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:07,208 Amelia plays the countess and she is also on stage. 590 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:10,792 Who is not on stage and can play the baroness? 591 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,500 Put that here. 592 00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:39,792 Who's the jerk tying the ropes like this? 593 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,625 I have no idea. 594 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:43,333 Of course you don't. 595 00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:45,750 Gioacchi, untie these ropes, please. 596 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:48,583 There are more clothes, can someone go get them? 597 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,333 Saruzzo, go help my sister. 598 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:54,208 This is yours, Baroness, take it. 599 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542 No, I'll take it. 600 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,833 Go wash your hands, you have to try it on. 601 00:49:57,917 --> 00:49:59,125 - Now? - Of course. 602 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:00,875 We have to make some changes. 603 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:05,583 Who would have thought? Me, a woman. 604 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:08,750 A baroness of high nobility. 605 00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:10,917 Let's go to the dressing room, buffoon. 606 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,542 Baroness! Can I follow you to the dressing room? 607 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:18,792 We can't miss this striptease. 608 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,167 Let's stop joking, we have rehearsals tonight. 609 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:24,792 Come on. 610 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:27,292 I'll give myself away tomorrow. 611 00:50:34,792 --> 00:50:35,875 Take a look! 612 00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:40,167 I took this black cat to play a joke on Nofrio and Bastiano. Come! 613 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,083 Open the cage. 614 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,333 Close it! 615 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,042 Santina! 616 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:05,292 How longer do I have to wait? 617 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:06,958 A lot, Fofo. 618 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:11,167 Bastiano says I'm not ready yet and he's right. 619 00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:17,250 The feeling I have for you is so confused that it seems like nothing. 620 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:20,792 Right now, I feel nothing for you. 621 00:51:21,167 --> 00:51:23,083 Believe me, nothing at all. 622 00:51:40,417 --> 00:51:43,500 - What was that? - It must be a cat. 623 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:46,667 - Some cat in heat. - In the theatre? 624 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:49,167 Why? Nature knows no limits. 625 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:53,125 This cat is clearly a drama enthusiast. 626 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:56,750 Gioacchino, let's get him dressed. 627 00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:58,708 Sari, did you understand? 628 00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:00,750 What is this? Still at this stage? 629 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:01,958 Without scenes. 630 00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:04,833 It's annoying to always deal with some problem! 631 00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:06,250 What were you thinking? 632 00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:09,750 First you set a time and then you leave us waiting. 633 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:12,750 Sit down and learn the part, I will quiz you later. 634 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,500 I'm not joking. 635 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:20,417 Nofrio wanted to invite Luigi Pirandello at the opening. 636 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:23,667 - What are you talking about? - It's not sure yet. 637 00:52:24,042 --> 00:52:26,125 Nothing is going to change for us. 638 00:52:26,292 --> 00:52:29,042 We are professional amateurs. 639 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:32,000 Make sure to learn the part, don't make us look bad. 640 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,917 If the actresses want to change, I'm here to help them. 641 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,625 Wait Santina, I want to rehearse the seance scene first. 642 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:40,208 Damn it, again! 643 00:52:40,292 --> 00:52:43,958 Again. Maestro, go to the piano. 644 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,375 Come on, Sareddu. 645 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,875 Less talking, come on. 646 00:52:52,542 --> 00:52:54,333 Melchior! 647 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:58,333 If you're there, give us a sign. 648 00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:04,167 "My beloved soul." 649 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,833 My beloved soul. 650 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:11,417 Do you hear my summon? Are you there? 651 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:16,250 Give us a sign! 652 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:25,875 My beloved soul. You're here, I can feel it! 653 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,167 It's him! 654 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,833 What do you want from me? 655 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:39,417 Your great sins 656 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:43,250 will fall upon you! 657 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:46,042 Oh Melchior, whom do you accuse? 658 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:48,875 Is the evil among us? 659 00:53:49,083 --> 00:53:51,333 Shut up! 660 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:05,167 Goat eyes. 661 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:07,917 Goat. 662 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,292 The smell of sulphur. 663 00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:13,208 Sulphur. 664 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:15,417 Smoking brain. 665 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:18,250 Smoking. 666 00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:20,625 Small moon. 667 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:23,792 Small moon. 668 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,875 Lily flake. 669 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,042 Lily. 670 00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:30,042 Small immaculate. 671 00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:33,042 - Small immaculate! - Small immaculate! 672 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,542 - Small immaculate! - Small immaculate! 673 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:45,708 - Bebé. - Caca. 674 00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:48,625 - Cece. - Cica. 675 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:50,333 - Cucu. - Dedé. 676 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:52,417 - Dodo. - Fefé. 677 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:55,625 - Fifi. - Fofo. 678 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:58,625 - Nono. - Nene. 679 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:00,333 - Nunu. - Nini. 680 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,708 - Steste. - Tata. 681 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:06,208 - Pepe. - Riri. 682 00:55:06,292 --> 00:55:08,417 - Ruru. - Sasé. 683 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,667 - Sisi. - Lulu. 684 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,625 - Nini. - Nana. 685 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,042 - Nene. - Nono. 686 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,750 - Fifi. - Toto. 687 00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:20,625 - What happened? - Babbo! 688 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,500 - What's wrong? - Get off the stage slowly! 689 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,917 Don't hurt yourself! Babbo! 690 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,542 Get up, nothing happened. 691 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:31,708 You got a little dizzy. 692 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:36,333 Let's take a five-minute break, then we'll start rehearsing again. 693 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:40,292 Make sure it's five minutes, be quick. 694 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,750 Come on. 695 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:45,042 Nofrio, could you go to the sewing shop across the street 696 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:47,333 and get me a spool of black thread? 697 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:48,583 Of course. 698 00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:51,417 Wait! 699 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:55,958 Nofrio, could you also get me a ribbon like this one? 700 00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:57,958 Sure. 701 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,042 Come here, come. 702 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,292 A black cat! 703 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:23,000 Don't be scared! Where is he? I'll get him! 704 00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:25,208 We need to put on something red. 705 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:28,458 Come on, get changed. It's late. 706 00:56:29,542 --> 00:56:31,417 I'll get some salt and throw it. 707 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,292 It's bad luck. 708 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,000 Nonsense, move away. 709 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,500 Maria Antonietta! 710 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:29,000 What are you doing? Come on, I'll take you inside. 711 00:57:30,167 --> 00:57:31,792 Maria Antonietta! 712 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:36,083 Come here, Maria Antonietta. 713 00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:50,292 Come, we're almost there. 714 00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:52,333 Here we go. 715 00:57:58,750 --> 00:57:59,792 Be quiet. 716 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:03,583 - Stay calm, Maria Antonietta. - Yes. 717 00:58:04,917 --> 00:58:06,083 Yes. 718 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,458 Make sure you speak Italian. 719 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:23,042 My Italian will be flawless, like a rosebud. 720 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,542 Wait, where are you going? Come here! 721 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:29,250 I'm nervous, can you believe it? Pirandello! 722 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:32,542 I know, but hurry up, or it'll look bad if he goes out. 723 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:36,042 Go over what you want to say. Pretend you're looking at him. 724 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:39,917 Master! First of all, sorry to disturb you, 725 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,917 but as they say, 'Audentes deus ipse iuvat'. 726 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 - Huh? - Fortune favours the bold. 727 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,917 - Is it necessary? - Yes, very. 728 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,333 We would be most honoured by your esteemed presence 729 00:58:51,417 --> 00:58:54,125 this evening at the theatre for our opening. 730 00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:56,333 - After all, we're colleagues. - What? 731 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,292 - We're colleagues. - Are you? 732 00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,375 He's a genius and you're worthless. 733 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,000 - Me? - The both of us. 734 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:05,750 And we have to tell him the title, it's important. 735 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,917 I'll tell him. 736 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,292 The title is "Cicciareddo and Pietruzzo". 737 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:11,625 - I mean the full title. - Isn't that it? 738 00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:14,792 "The trench of remorse, Cicciareddo and Pietruzzo". 739 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:15,958 Let's go. 740 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:19,708 Come on. 741 00:59:19,792 --> 00:59:21,208 Come along! 742 00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:25,000 What, are you afraid? 743 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,750 - It's not fear. - What then? 744 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,167 It's dignity. 745 00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:31,125 Sometimes it's better to stay in the shadows. 746 00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:32,375 In silence. 747 00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,375 Nofrio, are you serious? 748 00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:38,417 Hey! 749 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:39,667 We're already here! 750 00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:42,792 I know that the drama I wanted will never happen. 751 01:00:10,542 --> 01:00:13,083 I didn't see you! 752 01:00:13,167 --> 01:00:15,792 "Petty custom of the time." 753 01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:18,208 "Underestimated by true friends." 754 01:00:18,292 --> 01:00:21,167 "One against the other." 755 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,583 "Who try to eat each other like wolves." 756 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:27,292 "Oh, it's almost two days that they fight."” 757 01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,458 "A puppet opera thing." 758 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:32,333 "This that I tell is a true story," 759 01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,458 "written on natural facts," 760 01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:37,417 "and experienced at the time." 761 01:00:39,667 --> 01:00:40,875 Santina! 762 01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:43,542 Will you help me with my tie? 763 01:00:47,042 --> 01:00:49,042 I'm just feeling very nervous. 764 01:01:06,292 --> 01:01:10,125 You must always be next to me behind the scenes, script in hand. 765 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,583 - Of course, as usual. - You're very kind. 766 01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:14,417 Folks! 767 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:16,875 Let's remember to speak loudly. 768 01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:19,792 They have to hear us all the way to the back row. 769 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:23,875 And always face the audience, OK? 770 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,500 Mr Interrante. 771 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,667 Sidora! 772 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,208 My darling. 773 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:38,667 The things I'd do to you. 774 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:43,833 Mimmuzzo. 775 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:47,292 We'll have fun tonight, Mimmo. 776 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:58,500 Well, I'll be damned! Luigi really came. 777 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:02,542 - Bastiano! What are you doing? - I was looking. 778 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:06,625 - Can't you wait for five minutes? - That's what I was doing. 779 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:09,792 Guys, Nofrio, come on, five minutes! 780 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,292 The theatre's full! 781 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:14,125 - Five minutes! - Do you need to do that? 782 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,958 When the theatre is full, you know I'm on fire. 783 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,750 - Calm down! - Four minutes. 784 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:22,208 - Folks, no stunts or improvisations. - Three minutes. 785 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,375 - Stick to the character. - Two minutes. 786 01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:26,583 - Especially you, Bastiano. - One minute. 787 01:02:26,667 --> 01:02:28,667 Merde, merde, merde! Let's go. 788 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,292 Come on, let's go on stage. 789 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:32,917 Let me pass. 790 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,083 Come on, it will be fine. 791 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,833 Ladies and gentlemen, attention, please. 792 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:02,000 This evening the Principato and Vella company 793 01:03:02,083 --> 01:03:06,250 is pleased to present to you the tragicomedy 794 01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:09,917 "The Trench of Remorse or Cicciareddu and Pitruzzu"! 795 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:18,208 Before the actual beginning, here's a tongue-twister for you. 796 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,958 With a bun I had you not, without a bun I had you. 797 01:03:21,042 --> 01:03:23,917 With your hair up or down, I had you, however I had you. 798 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:29,042 I open the shelf, I take the clove, I drop the clove, I close the shelf. 799 01:03:31,917 --> 01:03:35,500 Tomorrow is Sunday, let's cut off Menico's head. 800 01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:39,417 Menico is not there, let's cut off the king's head. 801 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:42,583 The king is sick, we cut off the soldier's. 802 01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:46,708 The soldier is at war, we slam our butts on the ground. 803 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:55,375 Back then, behind the Roccone, an ancient, decrepit, old man 804 01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:58,167 used to collect logs and stumps. 805 01:03:58,250 --> 01:04:01,792 "What are you gathering in these crags behind the Roccone?" 806 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:05,167 "I'm gathering logs and stumps." 807 01:04:16,042 --> 01:04:17,375 Bravo! 808 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:23,083 Did you have a good laugh? 809 01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:25,208 Now we have to put the pot on. 810 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:32,375 I have a fishing line to Piazza Semenza and a rod to Resuttana. 811 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,208 I cast the line and catch a piece of shit. 812 01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:38,958 I throw it in the pan. 813 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,875 I make another cast and I catch a frying pan. 814 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:44,875 Damn that's nice, I put it in the pan. 815 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,708 I fish again and catch a sergeant. 816 01:04:48,792 --> 01:04:51,250 I drop the line and catch His Excellency. 817 01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:55,417 I drop it again and I catch fireman, brigadier, officer: who are you? 818 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:58,875 I'm a poor foreigner who hasn't eaten since yesterday! 819 01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:02,958 What's that got to do with anything? Why does he always go off script? 820 01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:06,208 They sent me to the restaurant "Quattro Canti". 821 01:05:06,292 --> 01:05:09,750 I go in with a full stomach and come out with an empty stomach. 822 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:13,083 When I was paying, I told them: "I have four sons." 823 01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:18,000 "Giovanni has no underwear, fresh air enters him from all sides." 824 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:25,167 "The middle son is Alfano, a lout who would like to be a city man.” 825 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:28,208 "The youngest is Federico, his belly burst from eating." 826 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,625 "He was taken to the hospital in Partinico." 827 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,125 "The youngest still is Nicola." 828 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,542 "He sleeps in a grater with his feet out." 829 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,583 "The prefect should send me the bed" 830 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:41,167 "with a cart, but the prefect's cart stopped in Borgetto." 831 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,250 "And here I am waiting." 832 01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:47,250 Bravo! 833 01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:59,458 Here you are, I didn't see you coming. 834 01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:01,500 My fiancée didn't show up? 835 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,250 No, she didn't show up. 836 01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:07,250 - She should come. - So she should. 837 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:12,917 - What are you implying? - Nothing! 838 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,208 But with this weather you never know. 839 01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:18,917 Why, how is this weather? 840 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:22,792 It's confused. 841 01:06:29,042 --> 01:06:31,292 What do you mean by confused? 842 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000 That the sky is not what it seems. 843 01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:36,750 The clouds are lying. 844 01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:39,833 Have you become a philosopher? 845 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:43,583 I think, therefore... I light. 846 01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:49,583 Bravo! 847 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:51,667 Someone's knocking. 848 01:06:55,042 --> 01:07:02,042 It's hot. So hot! Fiery hot! 849 01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:03,417 You're sweet! 850 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,750 So is your sister, will you stop it? 851 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,667 Shut up! 852 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:10,875 My love, I've been waiting for you. 853 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:16,000 Without you, I languish. 854 01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:18,708 Like the snail and the lecher! 855 01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,625 Bravo! 856 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,375 Bravo! 857 01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,750 Well done! 858 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:33,000 I saw Pirandello in the audience. 859 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:37,042 - You knew and you didn't tell me. - Me? I didn't see anyone. 860 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:38,958 - You didn't see anyone? - I didn't. 861 01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:41,750 Anyway, they're having fun. 862 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:45,750 Remember, from the seance onwards we get into the drama. 863 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,417 Sure, sure. 864 01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:53,375 Pistachios, nuts and peanuts! Dried chickpeas and pumpkin seeds! 865 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:00,708 Prefect. 866 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,917 Have fun. 867 01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:14,667 Well done, Onofrio! 868 01:08:19,042 --> 01:08:21,125 You see, Baroness, 869 01:08:21,375 --> 01:08:24,958 there's no room at the cemetery right now. 870 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:29,708 Look how Bastiano is dressed! 871 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,792 The body of your dear husband 872 01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:38,625 will have to wait a while before being buried. 873 01:08:38,958 --> 01:08:40,542 Unless... 874 01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,750 Unless what? 875 01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:53,417 Unless you put us in a position to make an exception. 876 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,917 As your husband, the beloved Baron, used to say: 877 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:02,583 "Those who help receive help.” 878 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,792 It's always about money. 879 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,292 Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. 880 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,708 - Huh? - Nothing. 881 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:16,667 Drink up, drink up, everybody. 882 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:39,000 A seance to conjure up the spirit of your late husband. 883 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:42,917 It seems to me a little extreme, dear Baroness. 884 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,292 Not at all! 885 01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:48,708 My beloved Melchior 886 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:55,583 can hardly wait to remind you of all the times 887 01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:58,917 he offered you his generous help. 888 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,583 Like when? 889 01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:04,750 When you were a beggar, a nobody with nothing. 890 01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:09,750 Believe me, Baroness, 891 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:13,375 I want to help you, but there is no need for a seance. 892 01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:17,250 It's enough to talk, to be sensible. 893 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:25,250 Only death is more sensible than a seance. 894 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:28,750 It must be done, my mind is made up, in your face! 895 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:36,583 Bravo! 896 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:42,208 We all know how much you, dear Pietruzzo, 897 01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:45,875 helped us all 898 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,958 with the burials. 899 01:10:48,042 --> 01:10:51,375 There isn't a single person in Agrigento here 900 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:55,542 who hasn't stumbled upon your benevolent help. 901 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:56,708 Enough! 902 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:59,708 - You must stop it. - What happened, Mimmao? 903 01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:01,500 You have the nerve to ask me? 904 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:04,042 If you want to make allegations, do it openly. 905 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:08,208 Everyone here realised that I'm the character you're playing. 906 01:11:08,292 --> 01:11:11,833 Nonsense, Mimmo! Is your name Pietruzzo? 907 01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:14,375 You know very well what my name is! 908 01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:17,917 Everyone here understood that you are mocking me! 909 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:22,208 What? Nonsense Mimmuzzo, we perform fictional people here. 910 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:24,375 These aren't real people. 911 01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:29,458 Excuse me, guys, does this look like Mimmo Casa to you? 912 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:32,625 No! 913 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:36,833 - Nonsense, Mimmo. - Mimmo, be honest. 914 01:11:36,917 --> 01:11:40,167 Are you making all this fuss because you want a percentage? 915 01:11:43,917 --> 01:11:45,667 On the takings! 916 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,042 You should have told me! 917 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:51,458 I could have helped you write this play. 918 01:11:51,542 --> 01:11:54,833 I know this lousy husband of mine better than all of you. 919 01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:58,625 If you had asked me, you'd have the full script of his obscenities. 920 01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:02,167 Forgive me, Concetta, I didn't know you were a playwright too. 921 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:07,792 What's playwrighting got to do with it, this is my life! 922 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:11,000 You're putting my business on stage, not just his. 923 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:15,625 And that whore sitting there 924 01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:19,458 should be ashamed of herself, but instead he takes her everywhere! 925 01:12:19,542 --> 01:12:21,708 Whore shall be you and all your kin! 926 01:12:23,167 --> 01:12:26,833 She's right, whore shall be you and all your kin! 927 01:12:26,917 --> 01:12:28,667 Whore. 928 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:37,292 Go get dressed, we looked bad with Pirandello! Go! 929 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,292 Please, folks, settle down! 930 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:43,333 The show will resume shortly, folks, please! 931 01:12:43,417 --> 01:12:47,875 Otherwise you come on stage and we sit down, alright? 932 01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:51,042 Santina, heaven sent you! My jacket, you see? 933 01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:53,833 My pocket's ripped and I start in three minutes. 934 01:12:53,917 --> 01:12:55,375 Later, Fofo, I can't now. 935 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:58,250 A button came off too. Should I go on stage like this? 936 01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:01,417 I know myself, if the costume isn't right I can't act. 937 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,250 I said later, I can't now, I have to help Bastiano. 938 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:07,750 He only has five minutes to change. Don't pester me please! 939 01:13:10,792 --> 01:13:14,042 What are you still doing like that, take off your make-up! 940 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:18,042 Come on, you have to go in like Cicciareddu! 941 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:28,167 Were you looking inside my pockets? 942 01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:29,625 Well done. 943 01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:40,208 What is this thing? 944 01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:43,292 Baroness, what a strange voice you have! 945 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,458 - We'll talk about it later, Baroness. - We'll talk now. 946 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:50,042 You're hurting me, Baroness. 947 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:52,708 This is nothing, I'll break your neck! 948 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:56,250 You betrayed my trust! You were with Santina behind my back! 949 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:58,958 - What are you talking about? - You wanted drama? 950 01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:01,208 - Now you've got drama! - No, Bastiano! 951 01:14:01,292 --> 01:14:04,000 - Stop it! Leave him alone! - Go away, you too! 952 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,750 You're a piece of shit! 953 01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:10,208 All right, Sebastiano! 954 01:14:10,417 --> 01:14:13,000 She's got nothing to do with it, it's my fault! 955 01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:15,375 I seduced her. 956 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:17,292 Like Cyrano, 957 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:20,333 with words, with poetry. 958 01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:23,500 - Go to hell! - You scum! 959 01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:25,458 Filthy and stinking! 960 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,458 Instead of satisfying your wife's flesh 961 01:14:28,542 --> 01:14:30,917 you messed with that little girl! 962 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:35,708 - My father was right! - Curtain! 963 01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:48,625 I have no one. 964 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,875 I fuck and I'm happy. 965 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:57,708 Bravo! 966 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,708 You are the first. 967 01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:54,458 I was expecting the other. 968 01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:56,583 Of course it's me! 969 01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:59,792 Because I am the one to lose the most in this story. 970 01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:02,042 Nofrio was like a brother to me. 971 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,417 I defended him from everything and everyone. 972 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,333 Even when they took him for a fool. 973 01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:10,333 They called him "little girl" because he swayed, he was kind. 974 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,708 I defended him, I took the blows. 975 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:15,292 He defended me? 976 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:18,750 The very one who was always the first to torment me. 977 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:21,500 "Little girl," I swayed... and he defended me? 978 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,833 Look here! 979 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:27,583 This was the plan he made to escape and copulate with my sister! 980 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:30,750 He is a corrupt, a traitor, a coward! 981 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:33,208 Believe me, master, if I tell you 982 01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,917 that it was Santina who came to me. 983 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,333 It was a way of escaping her brother who was oppressing her. 984 01:16:39,417 --> 01:16:41,667 I'm serious, he always had his eyes on her. 985 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,750 She was secluded, like in a prison. 986 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,875 A jail to which Bastiano added more bars every day. 987 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:48,417 What now, master? 988 01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:50,667 He made us look like fools! 989 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:53,542 Like fools! And he did it in front of everyone. 990 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,083 How are we going to show our faces now? 991 01:16:57,292 --> 01:17:01,958 Master, forgive me for asking, but come up with an ending 992 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:07,083 that will earn us some respect, please. 993 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,250 For years now I have the habit, 994 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,458 every Sunday morning, of giving audience to my characters. 995 01:17:27,667 --> 01:17:29,125 For five hours. 996 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:32,167 From 8 am to 1 pm. 997 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,583 They are very demanding. 998 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:40,333 They all want to be heard. 999 01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:44,875 Resolved, enacted. 1000 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:56,000 The list has become long. 1001 01:17:56,083 --> 01:18:00,500 So I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait. 1002 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:07,792 Or, if you're in a hurry, go knock on another writer's head. 1003 01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:12,667 Pardon my rambling, 1004 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:16,625 but the medicine is starting to kick in. 1005 01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:19,917 And this sudden heat agrees with sleep. 1006 01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:22,875 Maybe we'll meet again. 1007 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,125 In Rome, in a bar or a theatre. 1008 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,125 We authors 1009 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:43,292 have the ambition to make plausible what is not. 1010 01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:50,000 Ours is a continuous challenge, do you understand? 1011 01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:00,250 Anyway, I would like to see you again. 1012 01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:03,792 Both of you. 1013 01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:08,917 I would very much like 1014 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,042 to see you again. 1015 01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:53,000 Don't you upset mummy, understand? 1016 01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:02,000 Don't you want to give this to Pirandello? 1017 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:04,458 Should I let him read my stuff? 1018 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:05,625 I'm ashamed. 1019 01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:08,833 Why would you be ashamed, you're good at writing too. 1020 01:20:09,167 --> 01:20:10,417 - Really? - Yes. 1021 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:12,625 Thanks, Santi! 1022 01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:23,667 Take care of the baby, and don't strain yourself. 1023 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,542 I'll be back soon, don't worry. 1024 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:06,708 - How many months? - Six. 1025 01:21:06,792 --> 01:21:09,542 Six months? Time flies, doesn't it? 1026 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:16,042 - How are you? - Alone, as always. 1027 01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:19,750 - Did Pirandello invite you too? - Shouldn't he have? 1028 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:24,667 - An invitation and a train ticket. - Like me. 1029 01:21:25,292 --> 01:21:28,375 - Exactly the same. - Mine is customized. 1030 01:21:30,042 --> 01:21:33,250 PS, "S" as in Sebastiano. 1031 01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:38,042 "Always grateful for the acquaintance and valuable help." 1032 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,625 PS doesn't stand for "Sebastiano". 1033 01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:42,708 It means "post script um”. 1034 01:21:42,792 --> 01:21:45,583 It's Latin, it means "written after”. 1035 01:21:46,208 --> 01:21:48,792 And anyway, he wrote the same thing to me. 1036 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,375 He wrote the same to you? 1037 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,292 Anyway, if it wasn't for my help, 1038 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,583 the dead woman would still be unburied. 1039 01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:59,375 Pirandello is not addressing the gravediggers, but the author. 1040 01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:04,125 "Auctor est qui calamum in sapienza tingit." 1041 01:22:04,208 --> 01:22:05,375 Tingit? 1042 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:12,458 Rome, Theater Valle, first performance. 1043 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:15,333 "Six Characters in Search of an Author." 1044 01:22:15,417 --> 01:22:17,750 What does it mean? What kind of title is it? 1045 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:21,792 - How should I know? - How? Aren't you the author? 1046 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,500 Here comes the master. 1047 01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:43,083 Shall I stand here? Thank you. 1048 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,167 Let's do it. 1049 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,625 You can tell from the title alone 1050 01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:15,042 that this play will be another foolishness of Pirandello's. 1051 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,042 Watch your mouth before speaking about Pirandello. 1052 01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:20,375 Bastia, are you joking? Sit down! 1053 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:24,417 - I'll throw him out by his moustache. - Do you have to make a scene? 1054 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:26,292 Well, well. 1055 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,458 Rome has a reputation for a reason. 1056 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:42,917 Come in. 1057 01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:46,833 - Master, you sent for me. - Yes, Battaglia. 1058 01:23:46,917 --> 01:23:50,625 Tonight if the actors don't remember their lines, don't prompt them. 1059 01:23:50,708 --> 01:23:52,583 Keep your mouth shut, please. 1060 01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:54,667 How do you mean? 1061 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,167 Actors who hang on the prompter's every word 1062 01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,417 are neither flesh nor fish, just grotesque. 1063 01:24:00,125 --> 01:24:04,375 What if someone falls silent or doesn't remember anything. 1064 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,833 Nobody will be silent tonight, don't worry. 1065 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:09,250 As you wish. 1066 01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:13,000 And as they say, master: "Merde!” 1067 01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,333 - Merde, Battaglia. - Merde! 1068 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:51,083 - What are you doing? - I'm working. 1069 01:24:51,167 --> 01:24:52,250 At this hour? 1070 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:55,250 It's 10:30, the director will start the rehearsal soon. 1071 01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:57,375 I need time to work too, don't I? 1072 01:24:57,458 --> 01:24:59,042 You will, but not now. 1073 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:02,292 - When? - When there won't be a rehearsal. 1074 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,833 Are these poor devils still rehearsing? 1075 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,125 The scene for Act II. 1076 01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:08,792 Don't they realise there's an audience here? 1077 01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:11,500 Which audience? You haven't understood a thing. 1078 01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:13,500 These are not spectators. 1079 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:18,333 Take a good look at them, idiot, these are actors playing his game. 1080 01:25:27,417 --> 01:25:29,083 You are right. 1081 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,792 He's such a clever man, Pirandello! 1082 01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:52,042 - Good morning! - Good morning! 1083 01:25:53,667 --> 01:25:56,375 - Good morning! - Good morning! 1084 01:25:58,333 --> 01:26:01,792 Excuse me, this is my seat. Go! 1085 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:15,292 Shall we dance? 1086 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,667 Stop it. 1087 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:21,417 The director is coming! 1088 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,333 What is going on? 1089 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,708 I can't see. 1090 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:37,333 - Let's have a little light, please! - Yes, at once. 1091 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:43,792 Come on, let's begin. 1092 01:26:46,667 --> 01:26:48,042 Is anyone missing? 1093 01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:49,833 The first actress. 1094 01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:53,750 - As usual. - No, by all means, here I am! 1095 01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:56,083 Whenever it suits you. 1096 01:26:56,625 --> 01:27:00,000 Come along! Second act of "Mixing It Up". 1097 01:27:00,083 --> 01:27:01,292 Excuse me. 1098 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:07,333 But must I absolutely wear a cook's cap? 1099 01:27:07,417 --> 01:27:08,500 I imagine so. 1100 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,583 - It says so there anyway. - But it's ridiculous! 1101 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:14,292 Forgive me. 1102 01:27:14,375 --> 01:27:17,708 Is it my fault if France won't send us any good comedies, 1103 01:27:18,458 --> 01:27:23,042 and we are reduced to putting on Pirandello's works? 1104 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,625 "Those who understand them are clever." 1105 01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:27,500 "They are written in such a way" 1106 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:30,792 "that neither actors, audience nor critics can be satisfied." 1107 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:33,167 Nor the audience can be satisfied. 1108 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:36,125 Do you suppose that with all this egg-beating business 1109 01:27:36,208 --> 01:27:38,458 you won't have anything else to do? 1110 01:27:38,542 --> 01:27:39,625 Forget it! 1111 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:44,542 You represent the shell of the eggs you are beating! 1112 01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:47,208 Silence! 1113 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:50,000 Listen to my explanation, please! 1114 01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:54,167 Yes, the egg shell. 1115 01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:56,875 The empty form of reason 1116 01:27:57,375 --> 01:28:00,458 without the fullness of instinct, which is blind. 1117 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,208 You stand for reason. 1118 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,208 Your wife is instinct. 1119 01:28:06,292 --> 01:28:08,000 It's a mixing up of the parts, 1120 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,708 according to which you, who act your own part, 1121 01:28:10,792 --> 01:28:13,833 become the puppet of yourself. 1122 01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:17,625 - Do you understand? - No. 1123 01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:19,667 Neither do I. 1124 01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:22,750 Let's go on, you'll praise me at the end. 1125 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:26,292 I recommend you face three-quarters. 1126 01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,917 What with the abstruseness of the dialogue, 1127 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,333 and the public that won't be able to hear you, 1128 01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:33,167 the whole thing will go to hell. 1129 01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:35,042 Excuse me, sir. 1130 01:28:36,042 --> 01:28:37,292 What is it? 1131 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:39,792 These people are asking for you, sir. 1132 01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:41,083 I am rehearsing. 1133 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:45,583 And you know no one's allowed to come in during rehearsals! 1134 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,625 Who are you, please? 1135 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:06,875 What do you want? 1136 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:11,417 We have come here in search of an author... 1137 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:14,833 An author? 1138 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:17,167 What author? 1139 01:29:17,542 --> 01:29:19,417 Any author, sir. 1140 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,167 But there's no author here. 1141 01:29:21,542 --> 01:29:24,167 We are not rehearsing a new piece. 1142 01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:27,042 So much the better, sir! 1143 01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:29,792 We can be your new piece. 1144 01:29:58,542 --> 01:30:01,083 Yes, but if the author isn't here... 1145 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,583 Unless you don't want to be the author. 1146 01:30:08,542 --> 01:30:10,292 You are trying to be funny. 1147 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:13,458 What are you saying? 1148 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:17,875 We bring you a painful drama, sir. 1149 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,792 We may be your fortune. 1150 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,250 Will you oblige me by going away? 1151 01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:25,708 We have no time to waste with mad people. 1152 01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:31,292 Sir, you know well that life is full of infinite absurdities. 1153 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:36,667 Which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, 1154 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:39,875 since they are true. 1155 01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:44,542 - What the devil is he talking about? - We want to live, sir. 1156 01:30:59,417 --> 01:31:01,250 I'll go to the dressing room. 1157 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:21,333 Too cerebral and bloody boring. 1158 01:31:21,417 --> 01:31:23,958 I understood nothing, nothing at all. 1159 01:31:24,042 --> 01:31:26,667 But where does all this take us? 1160 01:31:27,042 --> 01:31:28,292 Nowhere. 1161 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:32,125 It is merely to show you that one is born to life in many forms. 1162 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:34,000 As tree, as stone, 1163 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:36,208 as water, as butterfly 1164 01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:37,875 or as woman. 1165 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:43,500 So one may also be born a character in a play. 1166 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:48,708 So you and these other friends of yours 1167 01:31:50,625 --> 01:31:52,417 have been born characters? 1168 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:53,792 Exactly, sir. 1169 01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:58,500 The author who created us alive no longer wished, 1170 01:31:58,625 --> 01:32:02,083 or was no longer able to put us into a work of art. 1171 01:32:03,667 --> 01:32:05,708 "And this was a real crime, sir." 1172 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:11,208 "Because he who has had the luck to be born a character never dies." 1173 01:32:12,125 --> 01:32:13,167 The man dies. 1174 01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:16,125 The writer, the instrument of the creation will die. 1175 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,667 But his creation does not die. 1176 01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:46,625 Do you really want to see drama? 1177 01:32:47,583 --> 01:32:51,042 Do you want to see it flash out as it really did? 1178 01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,750 That's just what I want. 1179 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,083 Well, then. 1180 01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:59,458 - Ask that Mother there to leave us. - No! 1181 01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:03,125 - No! Don't allow it, sir! - But it's only to try. 1182 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,542 I can't bear it. I can't. 1183 01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:07,792 - Since it has happened already... - No! 1184 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:09,167 It's taking place now. 1185 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:11,125 It happens all the time. 1186 01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:15,000 My torment isn't a pretended one. 1187 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:17,833 I am alive and present, always! 1188 01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:23,792 Help! 1189 01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:26,083 - Help! - He's dead. 1190 01:33:26,167 --> 01:33:27,792 Poor boy, he's dead! 1191 01:33:29,167 --> 01:33:31,583 He's not dead! It's only make believe. 1192 01:33:31,667 --> 01:33:33,750 It's only pretence, don't believe it. 1193 01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:37,042 - It's reality. - What pretence? He's dead. 1194 01:33:48,208 --> 01:33:51,375 Reality! Reality! 1195 01:33:52,542 --> 01:33:54,875 Reality, sir, reality! 1196 01:34:09,042 --> 01:34:10,625 Pretence? 1197 01:34:11,542 --> 01:34:13,208 Reality? 1198 01:34:14,167 --> 01:34:16,250 To hell with it all! 1199 01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:20,125 I've lost a whole day over these people. 1200 01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:28,917 Such a thing never happened to me before. 1201 01:34:33,542 --> 01:34:35,083 Turn everything off. 1202 01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:07,833 Madhouse! 1203 01:35:23,833 --> 01:35:25,250 Buffoon! 1204 01:35:30,042 --> 01:35:31,333 Madhouse! 1205 01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:41,208 This is not going well though. 1206 01:35:41,292 --> 01:35:43,167 Someone is going to get hurt. 1207 01:35:43,917 --> 01:35:47,583 Do you think these people are actors or are they really protesting? 1208 01:35:47,667 --> 01:35:49,333 I was wondering the same thing, 1209 01:35:49,417 --> 01:35:51,833 but you can expect anything from Pirandello. 1210 01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:55,792 I didn't understand anything, but I liked it. 1211 01:35:58,542 --> 01:36:00,083 You're a joke! 1212 01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:09,042 You're a fool! 1213 01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:14,583 Listen, let's go, it's better. 1214 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,542 Genius! 1215 01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:59,625 What a shame! 1216 01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:09,875 Your daughter is waiting for you at the entrance. 1217 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:11,000 Good. 1218 01:38:11,083 --> 01:38:14,292 Did my two Sicilian guests collect their tickets? 1219 01:38:14,750 --> 01:38:16,958 - Which guests? - Vella and Principato. 1220 01:38:17,042 --> 01:38:18,375 I told you this morning. 1221 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,542 No, you didn't give me any names. 1222 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:25,125 Are you sure? Check them. 1223 01:38:30,125 --> 01:38:32,917 I'm sorry, there's no one here by those names. 1224 01:38:40,625 --> 01:38:41,875 Daddy! 1225 01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:47,083 Lietta, nothing happened! 1226 01:38:49,917 --> 01:38:52,333 Nothing happened! 1227 01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:54,708 Come with me. 1228 01:39:02,125 --> 01:39:03,917 Here's Pirandello! 1229 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,333 Shame on you! 1230 01:39:05,417 --> 01:39:06,667 Impostor! 1231 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,750 You are a fool! 1232 01:40:02,375 --> 01:40:05,500 This of fence cannot be! 1233 01:40:30,792 --> 01:40:32,250 Is there anyone here? 1234 01:40:33,417 --> 01:40:34,458 Nofrio! 1235 01:40:38,958 --> 01:40:40,208 Hello? 1236 01:40:45,750 --> 01:40:47,042 You're here? 1237 01:40:47,125 --> 01:40:49,667 What was I supposed to do? I got beaten. 1238 01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:51,833 I went to lock myself in the toilet. 1239 01:40:51,917 --> 01:40:54,375 I hid too, there's no one here. 1240 01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,208 Even the masks are gone. 1241 01:40:56,292 --> 01:40:59,375 - Bastiano, they locked us in here. - What do we do now? 1242 01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:00,833 What do we do? 1243 01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:03,250 We wait. 1244 01:41:04,917 --> 01:41:05,958 So we will. 1245 01:41:14,958 --> 01:41:17,708 - Are you disappointed? - I cared. 1246 01:41:18,958 --> 01:41:20,583 Forget about it. 1247 01:41:21,583 --> 01:41:24,542 Pirandello is finished after tonight. 1248 01:41:25,292 --> 01:41:26,917 They crushed him. 1249 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,833 "If you are a man, you admire those who attempt great feats." 1250 01:41:30,917 --> 01:41:33,542 - Even if they don't succeed. - Is it yours? 1251 01:41:33,625 --> 01:41:34,792 I wish! 1252 01:41:35,250 --> 01:41:36,500 Seneca. 1253 01:41:37,167 --> 01:41:39,542 - And who is he? - A man who knew a lot. 1254 01:41:44,583 --> 01:41:47,542 I'm tired, I'm going to sleep. 1255 01:41:59,667 --> 01:42:01,875 Go to sleep, Bastia. 1256 01:42:03,292 --> 01:42:04,333 I mean... 1257 01:42:07,667 --> 01:42:09,875 We did what we came to do anyway. 1258 01:42:50,625 --> 01:42:52,667 SIX CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN AUTHOR 1259 01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:55,042 BECAME A WORLDWIDE SUCCESS THAT SAME YEAR. 1260 01:42:56,042 --> 01:43:00,625 IN 1934 PIRANDELLO WAS AWARDED THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE. 1261 01:43:01,750 --> 01:43:04,083 IN THE FIRST VERSION OF THE PLAY IT WAS STATED 1262 01:43:04,167 --> 01:43:07,417 THAT THE SIX CHARACTERS APPEARED FROM A SMALL DOOR ON THE STAGE. 1263 01:43:08,417 --> 01:43:10,958 IN 1925, WHEN THE COMEDY WAS REPUBLISHED, 1264 01:43:11,042 --> 01:43:14,083 PIRANDELLO PROVIDED THAT THEY APPEAR FROM THE ROOM. 1265 01:43:15,083 --> 01:43:17,875 THERE IS NO TRACE OF NOFRIO AND BASTIANO 1266 01:43:17,958 --> 01:43:20,208 IN THE SICILIAN THEATRE ANNALS. 1267 01:43:21,125 --> 01:43:25,375 TO LEONARDO SCIASCIA, WITH GRATITUDE 1268 01:43:26,542 --> 01:43:28,583 THE STRANGENESS 1269 01:43:32,750 --> 01:43:35,083 A FILM BY ROBERTO ANDO' 1270 01:43:37,542 --> 01:43:40,458 WITH TONI SERVILLO 1271 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,625 WITH LUIGI LO CASCIO 1272 01:44:02,458 --> 01:44:05,083 WITH THE PARTICIPATION OF RENATO CARPENTIERI 1273 01:44:05,917 --> 01:44:08,750 SCRIPT BY ROBERTO ANDO' AND MASSIMO GAUDIOSO 1274 01:44:09,792 --> 01:44:13,333 SCREENPLAY BY ROBERTO ANDO', UGO CHITI AND MASSIMO GAUDIOSO 1275 01:44:13,958 --> 01:44:17,458 DIRECTED BY ROBERTO ANDO' 1276 01:44:19,083 --> 01:44:22,083 PRODUCED BY ATTILIO DE RAZZA AND ANGELO BARBAGALLO 1277 01:44:24,125 --> 01:44:26,958 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: MARIA PANICUCCI 1278 01:44:27,667 --> 01:44:30,625 TRAMP LIMITED REPRESENTATIVE: NICOLA PICONE 1279 01:44:31,833 --> 01:44:34,083 EDITING: ESMERALDA CALABRIA 1280 01:44:35,083 --> 01:44:37,208 PHOTOGRAPHY: MAURIZIO CALVESI A.I.C. 1281 01:44:38,125 --> 01:44:40,542 MUSIC: MICHELE BRAGA 1282 01:44:41,458 --> 01:44:43,417 COSTUMES: MARIA RITA BARBERA 1283 01:44:43,625 --> 01:44:45,667 SCENOGRAPHY: GIADA CALABRIA 1284 01:44:46,042 --> 01:44:48,000 SOUND: CARLO MISSIDENTI (A.I.T.S.) 1285 01:44:48,792 --> 01:44:50,875 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: LUCA FEDERICO (A.I.A.R.S.E.) 1286 01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:19,625 Subtitles: Backlight Digital Subtitle artist: Giorgia Castenetto 94330

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