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Good morning, Good
Burger.

Morning, kitchen.

Good morning, Good Shake.

Good morning, me.

Morning, Ed.

Come on, everybody!

♪ It's a great day
for a good day ♪

♪ It's gonna be
better than okay ♪

♪ Sweeter than
a chocolate soufflé ♪

♪ The kind of day
that makes you say ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

♪ Let's par-tay, hey ♪

♪ Like it's Friday, yay! ♪

♪ Let's spread
out the sauce ♪

♪ And get cra-zay ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a great
day for a good day ♪

♪ Today ♪

Hello?

Hello?

Hello! Hello! Sir!

- Hmm? Huh?
- Hello! Hi!

- Hello.
- Hello.

I've been trying to
wake you for 20 minutes.

- Can I order some food?
- Sure.

Uh-oh. Aah!

I don't know.

Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, 'cause
we're all dudes ♪

All right, you
got this, Dex. Come on.

Your entire life
is riding on this.

If you nail this presentation,
you're gonna become

more successful than you
could've ever imagined.

You can do this. But what
if it doesn't go well?

It has to, or your
life is finished!

Done! No plan B. Life over!

Hey, Dex. It's almost
time. Are you ready?

You know it.

Let's go to my house.

I didn't mean it like that.

I have a presentation there.

Yeah, no, I know. I-I
helped organize it.

- Exactly. Yeah.
- Okay.

Hello, lucky investors.

Who's ready to get richer?

Yeah!

People told me it
would take 10 years

for my idea to turn
into a reality.

But here we are, unveiling
a finished prototype

less than three months later!

Suck it, scientists!

Ladies and gentlemen, I
present to you Burn No More!

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ You know what I came to do ♪
- That's right.

The patented Burn No More
formula in these tanks

will render any object
completely unburnable.

I'm so confident it will work,

I'm going to demonstrate
on my very own house.

Sounds crazy, right?

And you know what?

To make it more interesting,

let's put fireworks in my house!

Put a bunch of fireworks
in my house! That's right.

Burn No More is going to put
firefighters out of business

- forever.
- No more fires? Bummer.

Folks, are we ready?

- Yeah!
- Let's do this!

Fire away!

You see that?

You see how the house is
resisting the scorching flames?

- Oh, my God!
- "Oh, my God" is right!

It's unbelievable.

You smell that? That's
the smell of success!

Actually...

kind of smells like...

- Fire!
- ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪

- ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪
- Oh, no!

My house is on fire!

Oh, look it... And now the
fake family is melting.

Oh, man, this is terrible!

What do I...? Oh!

Oh! Fireworks!

My life is over!

No more fires, huh, bud?

You owe me.

You lost my money.

I have nothing now.

Except for a basketball team,

three jets, a TV show.

Oh, and I got this new
AI project, Mark AI...

Never mind.

- You owe me.
- If you could give me

two more seconds of your time...

Come on back, Mark. Let's talk.

Hey, Dex.

Good-good job with
the presentation.

- Yeah, thanks.
- Lot of energy.

- Yeah, it was, right?
- Yeah.

I don't think I'm going to
need an assistant anymore.

- I don't think you will either.
- I'll see you around, I guess.

Maybe.

Probably not.

Bye, Dex.

♪ You keep trying,
you keep trying ♪

♪ But you just can't win ♪

♪ But you just can't win... ♪

- Hello?
- Hey, yeah.

I'm trying to get into my
office. My key's not working.

- Sorry, you've been evicted.
- Evicted?

The investors pulled
the plug on the money.

- Okay.
- I hope you can find

somebody who can help you out.

Got it. Thank you.

- ♪ But you keep on trying ♪

♪ And you might just win ♪

- Oh, hey, brother!
- Hey, sis!

- No.
- Hello?

Hello?

Guess I should've expected that.

Who can I call?

Hey, dude!

Are you thinking of
me? I bet you are!

'Cause I'm the one that
gave you the yo-yo.

Dude, if you need
a place to stay,

your old pal Ed is
always there for you.

Hell no.

Bloobity, bloopity,
bloopity, call me!

♪ Tripped up, fell on my face ♪

♪ That led back to LA ♪

♪ Put my feet back
on the pavement ♪

♪ Gonna hold me up
the second I make it ♪

♪ Make it ♪

♪ Oh, man, all my
dreams fell apart ♪

♪ I'm back at the start,
didn't make it too far, yeah ♪

♪ He's a dude,
she's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

- Yo, Ed!
- ♪ He's a dude ♪

Hey, man!

Oh, hey, Dex! Hey!

- Hey.
- Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, dude, hey!

I was looking for
you!

Ow!

- Hey, Dex.
- Hey, man.

You almost car-burgered
me to death.

Uh, no.

Glad you got some time off

from your incredibly
successful business ventures

to come and see
your best friend.

It's good to see you,
too. It's been a minute.

No, it's been longer
than a minute.

More like five years,
eight months, and 32 days.

Yep, that sounds about right.

I'm glad you're
back. Buckle up!

It's time for the new
adventures of Ed and Dex!

Whoa!

- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.

Uh, the new adventures
of Ed and Dex starts now!

♪ I'm a
dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, 'cause
we're all dudes, hey! ♪

So, what you been up to?

Starting from the
last time I saw you,

I went to sleep, and
then I woke up...

Oh, no. You don't have to list
everything you've been doing.

I'm saying what have
you been up to lately?

Oh, well, I grabbed the
Burgermobile, came to...

Nope. Have you done
anything interesting at all

in the last week to six months?

- Oh, Good Burger was on TV.
- Really?

It was this really
weird German dude.

Yummy! Hey, it's
me, the Food Dude,

and I'm here at Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger!

Twenty years ago, their
world-famous Ed's Sauce

put them on the map, making
them the decisive victors

in the great burger war with
their rival, Mondo Burger.

What's that,
stomach?

You hungry? Me also!
Let's get in there. What?

I'm about to try my
first Good Burger,

and I could not be more excited.

Mmm! Oh, that's what
I'm talking about!

Oh, this burger is amazing, mm!

Take it from Food Dude, Good
Burger is one of a kind.

I would like 100
Good Burgers to go

with extra Ed's
Sauce on the side.

- Okay, what side do you want?
- What do you mean?

All right, I'll
just do both sides.

Okay, left
side, right side!

Oh, left side! Oh, right side!

Oh, left side! Aah!

Sauce me! Sauce me!

Yep, that dude
does sound weird.

He sure is, but
we're big in Germany now,

wherever that is.

Wow, Good Burger.

I cannot believe I'm back
after all these years.

Can't believe I'm back
after all these years.

Even though I worked
here since I was 15.

Hey, employees.

This is my best friend, Dexter.

He's a successful interpreter.

Actually, I think the word Ed is
looking for is "entrepreneur."

But I guess the fact
that I pointed that out

also makes me an
interpreter.

This is our cook, Cindy.
Sometimes she's Mindy.

No, I'm always just Cindy.

- I'm Mindy. We're twins.
- We're twins.

I don't know
how she does that.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Yeah, and this is our delivery
driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot.

- You sure she's just sleeping?
- Huh, let me see.

Hey, jackass, watch it!

- Yep, she was sleeping.
- Sorry to disturb you.

And you know our
newest trainee, my son.

Well, if it isn't Ed 2.

Huh?

- It is.
- Hey, Uncle Dex.

Look, instead of
eyebrows, I got fry brows.

Actually, they're
just regular fries.

I glued 'em on my face.

Well...

Mm, gluey.

Oh, hey, Mia. It's
your Uncle Dex.

Hey, Mia. Uh, you look...

- older.
- Oh, yeah.

She stopped wearing makeup
'cause she got dumped last week.

Nope.

Oh, you meant 'cause you
haven't seen her in six years.

Probably that.

Even though Dexter
is Mia's uncle,

they haven't seen each other

because he ripped off her mom.

No, I didn't rip off anybody.

On purpose, that is. You know?

I was thinking,
since I'm in town,

it might be nice to spend
time together, with my sister.

And we can all maybe
go get some eats.

Eats and treats?

That's a little inside
joke we do in my family

where one of us walks away from
the other when they're talking.

- Wow.
- That's not that funny.

That's fair.

Now, when someone orders a cola,

put the lid on after
you pour the drink.

Otherwise this will happen.

Oh. What about root beer?

- Same thing.
- Huh. Fruit punch?

- Same thing.
- Orange soda?

Huh, let me see.

Same thing!

- Oh, I love orange soda.
- Mm!

- Oh, I like that, son.
- Thanks, Dad.

Hey, anybody sitting here?

Okay.

So, you're working at
Good Burger now, huh?

- First job.
- Yeah.

I had to get a job
to help my mom.

Because she lost all her money.

- Yep. Yeah.
- Hmph.

Yoo-hoo!

I'm hungry for foodstuffs!

And I wish to be acknowledged
by an employee posthaste!

Huh, all right.

Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger,

can I take your order?

Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon.

Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon.

Now that that's
been established,

I will have one
double Good Burger.

- Oh.
- Make the first patty

medium rare and the
second patty well done.

Betwixt the meats,
I would like...

...six
and a half slices of pickle.

Two dill, one sour, and
two and a half gherkins.

I just love those
tiny little butters.

Add one squirt of ketchup

and if it's not too
much of a to-do,

please place two onion slices
on top and then remove them.

I enjoy the essence of
onion but not the crunch.

Um, uh, one Good Burger.

Well, wait!

My order was comprised of
many more details than that!

Oh, sure, let me, uh...

The one, the two, and
then the squiggly one.

Upside-down nine, oh!

$7,244.

Oh! I shall now
depart in a huff!

Oh!

Bye, Connie!

Your mom's pretty
mad at me still, huh?

- That's a polite way to put it.
- I know I burnt bridges.

Actually, I burnt
a lot of things.

I'm gonna get your
mom her money back.

I'm going to make it up to her.

On the trip here, I
thought of a new idea.

First I get startup money. I'm
gonna take that downtown...

Seriously? Still scheming.

What about all your
money, Mr. Successful?

That tone lets me know that
you don't understand business.

Okay, there's so much going
on. There's diversifications,

acquisitions, um, dividends,
equity, mergers and-

and, uh, what's the thing they
do on Wall Street? Stock market.

You're just listing
business words.

No, I'm not. Recession.

These are some good
fries, aren't they?

Wow, nice place, man.

Thanks for letting
me crash here.

It's the least I could do
because your family hates you.

Kids!

- Oh, kids! Oh, kids!
- Daddy!

- Daddy!
- Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah!

- Say hi to Dex.
- Hi, Dex.

Ed, you had a bunch of
kids since I last saw you.

Yeah. This is Pickles.
She only has 10 toes.

- Only 10?
- Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard.

- He's allergic to hippos.
- Yeah, yeah!

- How do you know?
- We had all the kids tested.

Yeah, and this is Ketchup.
She's our third favorite.

- You can't say that.
- And this is Onion.

- He cries a lot.
- Makes sense.

And this is No Mayo. He
got hit by lightning.

And now he glows in the dark.

Oh, well, that's
cause for concern.

Yeah, and this is our
youngest, baby Bun Bun!

Hey, Dex.

Hey, Rox-Roxanne.

Good to-good to see you.

Wait, Ed, you're
married to Roxanne?

Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny.

As a nun, I could
never be married.

I just love being
around children.

They are the future.

And Ed has created
the best family ever.

He's such a good father.

- And husband.
- Oh, there... Yes.

There's your wife. Hey,
Edie, good to see you.

Dex, so good to see you.

Edie's been working as
a trapeze artist, ha!

Makes sense that
somebody in your family

would work at the circus.

Oh, no, I paint
pictures of trapezes.

Oh, a-a trapeze artist.

What was I thinking?

- Who's this little fella?
- Attack.

Attack! Attack!

Attack!

Attack! Attack!

Why are you telling
him to attack?

Well, that's the dog's
name. His name is Attack.

Don't bite me!

Oh, no, that's our bird.

His name is Don't.
Don't! Attack!

- Don't! Attack!
- Help!

Somebody get that bird off me!

You can sleep in my bed.
I'll sleep in the bathtub.

The water's really relaxing.

- You sleep in a tub with water?
- Yeah. Best part about it is,

you don't gotta get
out of bed to pee.

All right. Well, on that note,

I will be turning
in, fellas.

Before you go to bed...

Pillow fight?

You wanna have a pillow
fight right...? No!

Kids!

Dex said no to pillow fights.

Aw, come on, man.

It's a bummer.
Pillows are really...

Aww...

Good morning! I
made you breakfast.

"Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!"

Well, that's very
kind of you, Ed.

But I prefer to eat
not in the bathroom.

I also prefer to be alone
when I'm in the bathroom.

Oh, okay. I'll just
take my shower later.

Oh, you know what? Ed...

you think I can get
a job at Good Burger?

It's not for the money.
Although I expect to get paid.

I'll put in a good word to
Mr. Jensen, our manager.

- Thanks, Ed. You're the man.
- Mm-hmm.

Ooh, uh, that's not
soap, by the way.

It's maple syrup.

Why would you have
syrup in the bathroom?

For the pancakes,
duh!

Oh, yeah, silly me.

Wow, there's the old crew.

- Man, look at us.
- Yeah, I know.

No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's
gonna be here any minute.

I want you to nail this
interview. Let's practice.

I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you.

- Is this really necessary?
- Oh, yeah.

Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen.

You can call me... I
don't know my first name.

Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen.

All right. And you are?

- I'm Dex.
- Nice to meet you, Tex.

It's Dex. And you know that.

Now, have you ever worked
in the fast-food industry?

Because when you're working with
meats...

Hello? What? Yeah,
this is Mr. Jensen.

My wife? Oh! She's having
the baby right now?

Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby!

Push, honey!

Push!

I have a baby! I'm
a daddy!

Congratulations.

Sorry! Sorry I'm late. My
bicycle had a flat tire.

You must be Dex!

And you're Mr. Jensen?
As in an adult?

Yeah.

Dex, you're hired. Welcome
to the Good Burger family.

Seriously? Just like that?

- Well, Ed is a great guy.
- Oh!

And he's a great
judge of character.

And also, Ed obviously
owns Good Burger,

so, whatever he says goes.

Head
burger in charge.

Excuse me, I have to call my mom

and tell her I made
it to work safely.

Call Mommy.

Wow, I cannot believe you
actually own Good Burger now.

The owner left it to me
after he went bye-bye forever.

Said it would've gone bankrupt
if it wasn't for my sauce.

He knows I'm good
at business stuff.

Did he ever actually meet you?

Yeah, I got a picture
of him in my wallet.

Man, that's a dog

- wearing sunglasses.
- No, it's not...

Oh, this isn't my wallet!

Wait, these aren't my pants!

Ooh, boot cut.

I can't believe I'm
back at Good Burger

after all these years, man.

My best friend is here,
and you own the place!

- Yeah.
- Probably got money, too, huh?

Oh, well...

Hey actully, I was wondering
if I could talk to you

about this idea I've
been having to...

- Come in the freezer real quick.
- Ooh, frosty!

- All right.
- Yeah.

Come on.

- Come here.
- Oh, okay.

- Can we talk? yeah.
- I love to talk.

I've been talking since I was 8.

- Just have a seat.
- Oh, okay. Huh.

I got a great idea. I'm
not telling anybody.

But I gotta tell my best friend.

- Heh, cool.
- Well...

- What's this?
- It's another freezer.

We stopped using it
after the handle broke.

And you just never
bothered to put it back on?

- Well...
- Looks like it slides right on.

I really think it's going
to make so much money.

Oh, heh, Fizz.

- How long was I in there for?
- About 22 years, give or take.

Huh, 22 years, give or take.

Jiminy Crickets,
that's a long time!

- I was wondering where you went.
- The last thing I remember

was hearing you saying
you broke the handle

and would be right back.

You must've gotten
distracted.

Yeah.

You're taking this
well. Sure you're okay?

Well, I am a little cold.

Oh, I just realized, I
missed baseball practice.

And the rest of high
school! And college!

I better go see my parents.
They're probably worried sick!

Whoa.

Who's that grown-up?

It's me!

Well...

Welcome to Good
Burger, home of the Good Burger.

- Can I take your order?
- Hmm, um...

Do you serve veggie burgers?

I can serve anything
on the menu.

- Oh, great.
- Watch. Whoa!

- Good Burger!
- Oh!

Good Fries! Good Chunks!

No, I came here to eat the
food, not play tennis with it!

Oh, I know what you want.
You want pickleball.

- Oh, okay.
- No one said...

- Fore!
- Oh!

- Fore!
- Oh, no, stop!

I'm never coming
back here again!

And no one says
"fore" in tennis.

- That's golf.
- Oh! She's right.

- What? Who did that?
- Knock it off.

Ed, just the man
I'm looking for.

Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy.

That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
That's me, Cecil McNevins.

I was wondering if we could
have a private conversation.

Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, everybody!

Could you all please leave
so me and this lawyer guy

could have a private
conversation?

- Meh!
- No. No, no, no.

Nobody has to go anywhere.

I just want me and you
to talk one on one.

Well, that sounds unnecessarily
complicated, but all right.

Hey, everybody! It's okay,
you don't have to leave.

Sit on down.

Hey, Dex, work the
register for me, all right?

Come on.

Woo-hoo! Okay.

Hey, man, who's that guy?

Oh, that guy, he's
from MegaCorp.

He keeps trying to talk Ed
into selling Good Burger.

MegaCorp? The
giant tech company?

And he wants to buy Good Burger?

You got the
register, Mr. Jensen.

Hey, I'm the manager. I'm
supposed to tell you stuff.

- This private enough for you?
- This is perfect.

Yeah.

I got these. I got 'em.

- Uh, we're still eating here.
- Shh!

As you can see,

my client significantly
increased the offer.

- Oh.
- Pretty nice, right?

Oh, no, I'm just reading.

There's a bunch of O's. Oh!

Ed,
those are not O's.

Those are zeros.

Oh, zeros.

- I guess I'm done.
- Mm-hmm.

- Here.
- Uh, look,

I don't care how many
zeros or O's you offer.

Good Burger's not for sale.

Nah. Here, you can have that.

All right, you're all
clean. Enjoy your meal.

That was surprisingly
refreshing.

You'll be sorry.

Hey, Ed, what you doing?

Just unclogging the
strawberry Jacuzzi.

Oh, nice, well, uh...
couldn't help but notice

but that dude was trying
to give you money to sell.

Yeah, he wants me to open Good
Burgers all around the world.

But I promised everyone
I will not sell.

Just out of curiosity,
how much we talking?

It doesn't matter, I'm happy the way
things are. I don't want to mess things up.

I got more money
than I can dream of.

Ed, are using a plunger to
unclog the shake machine?

As in the same plunger we
use to unclog the toilet?!

- Uh, no.
- Ugh!

Guys, you'll never guess who
just ordered a Good Burger.

Is it Stefan Löfven, the former
prime minister of Sweden?

Chewbacca?

Shakespeare?

Shakespeare's been
dead for 400 years.

Well, then how'd
he make the order?

Just look. It's only my
favorite artist, Luna Fox.

My ex was supposed to
take me to that show.

I want that delivery!

- Me, too. I gotta change.
- Me three.

I got it. Come on, slowpokes.

Is that a giant lollipop?

That was a stop sign.

Aw, I love giant lollipops.

Oh, that's much better.

Why would you pick
Ruth to be the driver?

Well, she's too old
to work the register.

Good point. Uh, pull
over, please, Ruth.

Yeah, just ease it to the
right. Ease it... Help her out.

- Ease it to the right.
- Just...

♪ Got it, gonna make it ♪

♪ I got it, gotta take it ♪

♪ Go home it, go home it... ♪

Uncle Dex, watch out!

What the...?

That's what I call driving!

- Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool.
- Okay.

♪ Yeah ♪

Hey, Luna Fox.

Got a special
delivery for you.

- Nice to meet you, Luna Fox.
- Nice to meet you, too.

But I'm kind of in the
middle of something.

Huh?

You should've ordered more food.

Well, this has been fun.

- Goodbye.
- Oh.

Can I get a picture
of you with my niece?

Her ex was supposed to
bring her to this concert.

Yeah, I'll take a picture
with her after the show.

- You want to do it now?
- No.

- Okay, great.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.

- Now?
- Mm-mm. Hi!

Hey, girl.

Don't ever say your uncle
didn't do nothing nice for you!

I can't believe
this is happening!

Me neither.

Can you believe I got
a picture with her?

You coming out tonight, Dex?

Oh, I was gonna spend
some time with your dad.

Oh, I'm going, too. We
all go to Fun-tasy Island

every Thursday night, right?

- They have bowling.
- And skating.

And automatic paper-towel
dispensers. Yeah.

Come on, Uncle
Dex. It'll be fun.

- Sure, why not?
- Cool.

I just gotta change
into my party clothes.

Let's party!

Did you see, he had the
same shirt on underneath.

Yeah, he does that.

Why is everybody going
the wrong way? Whoa!

Help me out!

Whoa, whoa!

Thanks for doing that.
It's hard to tie them

with bowling balls
stuck to my hands.

How'd you even get
them stuck? Never mind.

I'm excited to talk to you
about this opportunity.

Count me in.

Really? You don't
want to hear the idea?

You're my best friend.
How much do you need?

- How much do you have?
- Ooh, hm...

I have three, 13 million...

carry the snowman,

uh, square root of nine,

an isosceles triangle,
71, 71, 71, 71.

Boom! I can give you...

$136.

$136?

Give me a couple days.

I'll talk to my accountant,
have her move stuff around.

Ed, I thought you said you had
more money than you could dream of.

Yeah, all I ever dream
of is Good Burger,

my family, and my
friends, like you.

All right, great.
You're all set, cowboy.

Ah, thank you. You're so
cool. Man, this is heavy.

Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm
gonna get a drinky drink.

Oh, I can just... Oh, boy!

- Okay.
- That didn't work.

Give me a minute.

- See you.
- Be careful.

- There's an exit...
- We're rolling. Oh!

- All right.
- Okay.

Oh, that's slippery.

Small wall! Aah!

Oh! I'm okay!

- We need to talk.
- Okay, let's talk.

What do you want to
talk about? Whoa!

Well, I might be heavy
because of the bowling balls.

Remember you taught
me how to skate?

Of course. I remember
everything about you.

I remember you love unicorns
and you're a whiz at computers.

Remember when you hacked
that travel website for me

and I flew first class
for like an entire year?

I can't believe you had
a 6-year-old do that.

- Yeah.
- So, go on then.

Tell me about your top
secret billion-dollar idea.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, get ready.

Permanent ice.

Oh, wait, you're serious?

Yeah, think about it.

It'll always stay cold and
never melts in the heat.

So, that's your
idea, permanent ice?

Permanent ice?
That's a great idea!

- Whoa! Sorry!
- Oh, see, now he heard it.

Who cares who hears?
It's a terrible idea.

And it's impossible.

Nah, I just thought, why
wouldn't people want that?

Just because you
think of something

doesn't mean you can make
it magically exist, okay?

Thought you said this
was gonna be fun.

Oh, dude!

Okay. What do you
want to talk about?

You should reconsider
selling Good Burger.

Oh, no thank you.

Ed, what do you love the most?

- I love my pet goldfish Goldie.
- Goldie?

Be a shame if something
bad happened to Goldie.

Like if he peed his pants?
That could happen to anybody.

Oh, wait. Goldie
doesn't wear pants.

It's time to be more
direct with him.

Listen, this is a
legally binding contract

saying you are selling
us Good Burger.

- Now, sign it.
- And I'm the notary.

- So it'll be official!
- What?

I would never sign
that.

I was thinking...
I love your sauce!

You make great sauce.

Would you sign an
autograph for me?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Might be hard because
I've got these balls here.

- Very easy.
- They're very heavy. I try to sign.

Let me help you with that.

- Oh, okay.
- I'll take this.

- Okay, all right.
- Let it go.

- I just...
- Come on.

- Ah, okay, go!
- Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, dude.

Thanks for getting
the ball off my hand!

You're in real trouble now.

Huh?

Ow!

All right, I'm going back to
the party with my friends!

Nice meeting you guys!

- Work it, Ruth!
- You look so good, Ruth!

- So good!
- What are you doing?

Turning me into a robot.

We're filming it for our vlog.

That seems more important
then giving customers food.

That's what we thought.

- The new grill just came in.
- Okay, good. Let's go get it.

No, I got it right here.

Ed, I think you might've
ordered the wrong kind of grill.

The thing is, if
you don't dry run the grill...

- You're absolutely right.
- Yes.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

♪ Give me, give me more! ♪

♪ Give me, give me more! ♪

Um, excuse me. If
you're looking for Ed,

he doesn't play in the
trash until after work.

No, you
got it wrong, playboy.

I'm actually looking for you.

- It's Dex, right?
- Yeah.

Throw that trash away
and jump in. Come on.

Uh, you-I think-no, I
don't think-all right.

I just want to have a
conversation with you.

Man, your shoe closet is
bigger than most houses.

I got six kitchens,
three backyards.

- What?
- I got 32.5 bathrooms.

- Indoor pool, outdoor pool.
- Goodness.

As a matter of fact,
I got a llama farm.

- I see you in a place like this.
- I would be comfortable here.

You remind me of my young self.
I just got more breaks than you.

Somewhere in the multiverse,
you own all this, huh?

And I'm working in a fast-food
restaurant.

Is there anywhere
in the multiverse

where you get to the point?

Good Burger is an
amazing business.

But there's only one.

Can you imagine Good Burgers and
Ed's famous sauce everywhere?

Huh?

MegaCorp is trying to
open a bunch of 'em.

But you know Ed.

That's because Ed likes
things the way they are.

He definitely does not
want to sell Good Burger.

He doesn't have to sell Good
Burger. That's not what we want.

No, we want him to franchise it,

give us permission to
open stores everywhere.

So, Ed can stay at Good Burger

and keep the life that he loves,

and you're just
gonna pay him a lot?

Oh, you get it. Exactly.

Where do I fit in?

My client is willing
to pay a lot of money

to someone who can convince Ed
that this is an amazing idea.

And maybe even that someone
could become a partner.

Hmm? A win-win.

A win-win...

win.

I like that third W.

That's a lot of wins.

♪ I just can't wait
to be a billionaire ♪

♪ I been in my back end,
ain't no feelings there... ♪

Man, I've missed this rooftop.

The stars look much
better from up here.

I really
do think that.

Could you please
take the grills out?

Oh, um, sorry.

Hey hey Dex, it's really
good having you up here man.

I really missed you.
When you were gone,

I would look at
this picture of us

and remember all the fun times.

I remember this day.

We went paintballing and lost

because we were on the same team
but you shot me in the head.

- Fun times, man.
- Mm.

I know how busy and
successful you are,

but it means a lot that
you came to see me.

You're my best friend.

Kind of my only friend.

But I am a little concerned.

You know, I think you're missing
some serious opportunities.

You should let these people
open new Good Burgers.

Or at least hear them out.
I'll go with you, you know?

Just make sure
everything is cool.

What is that? Is that
a yes, is that a no?

Would you take the grills out?

I don't have grills in my mouth.

I just like talking silly.

But, yeah, if you want
me to do it, I'll do it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

♪ Gonna get it on
the east side ♪

- Yeah!
- That's it.

Dude, I'm
glad you're back.

Mmm...

Oh, fellas.
Thanks for joining me.

- Thanks for being joined.
- Thanks for buying us lunch.

- You are paying, right?
- Of course.

What language is this menu in?

Uh, you might have
it upside-down.

- So I do.
- Look, I'll get to the point.

MegaCorp understands how
valuable Good Burger is.

And if you sign this
contract, uh, it...

- What are you doing?
- Just reading the menu.

What?

You didn't have to
turn upside-down.

You could've just
flipped the menu over.

Oh, now it's all
upside-down again!

Oh, okay. Oh.

Knock it off.

Huh, much better.

Cool.

Uh, now, I know
you have concerns.

I want you to understand,

you're still going to be
the face of Good Burger

but bigger than ever.

Ugh, but I like my face
the size that it is.

Gentlemen, have we decided?

I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo.

Whoa, how did you know
his name was Alfredo?

My name is Maurice.

Alfredo is the sauce.

- Mm.
- Well, I will have

one of whatever the
most expensive thing is.

Classy. And for you?

Oh, I'll have a burger.

Would you like soup or salad?

A super salad? What does
a super salad look like?

What is its superpowers?

How did it get superpowers?

Was it bitten by a
radioactive cucumber?

Salad it is.

Oh, cool.

Nothing's gonna happen to
the original Good Burger.

Employees will keep
their jobs. In fact...

we're gonna give
everybody raises.

Oh, you hear that?

This is going to be a winning
situation for everybody.

- Would I steer you wrong?
- Dex is my best friend.

If he thinks it's
right... thing...

I do. I think it's
the right thing to do.

Then I'll do it. Yeah.

Fantastic. All right.
Let's make it official.

All I need here
is your signature

and we good to go.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

It is a pleasure doing
business with you.

Water?

I think so.

Let me see.

Hmm? Hmm. Hmm?

Hmm!

Oh, yeah, that's
water.

None for me, thanks.

♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪

♪ I got sun kissing
on my face ♪

♪ There's something
about today... ♪

Milkshake?

Mia. Milkshake?

They're for you. I
mean, milkshake, anyone?

You were just right here.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Okay.
- I hope you enjoy it.

We put fries in
the burger piñata.

- Very hygienic.
- Yeah.

Thanks for throwing the party.

Uh, these are our boyfriends.

- Kenny.
- And Benny.

Uh, hi.

Don't freak out, Ed.

Just smile and nod like
everything isn't twice.

Here's how we met.

I was cooking, and
this hottie walks in.

I was like....

He orders a Good
Burger, Good Fry,

Good Shake, Good
Chili, Good Chunks.

No! That is too much.

I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make
a little speech. Excuse us.

We didn't
even get to the good part!

Good to see so... It's a great
day for Good Burger, isn't it?

It's beautiful. It's going
to be a day to remember.

That's right.

Hey, everybody!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Welcome to the French-fries-ing
of Good Burger.

- Franchising!
- I didn't want to do it,

but Dex convinced me
it'd be good for us.

Guess it's true. Everybody
that works at Good Burger

is getting a raise!

Yay, Dex!

Yeah, I want to hear some
music! Hit it, Yung Gravy!

You got it, baby.

♪ Cook it up just
right by my side ♪

♪ We're grooving ♪

♪ Saddle up, let's
ride in the sky ♪

♪ We're grooving ♪

♪ You know I got you for life ♪

♪ We sauce it up every time ♪

♪ Cook it up just
right by my side ♪

So, um, I guess your
mom's not coming?

Yeah, I asked, and I think her
exact words were "Hell no."

Okay.

Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy!
What's going on?

I am having a blast! I'll
tell you what's going on.

Now that we own Good Burger,
we're going to make changes.

What kind of changes?

First, we're shutting
down this store.

Oh, yeah, that's right!
We're gonna party all night!

- Shut it down!
- Shut it down!

Shut it down! Shut it down!

- Shut it down! Shut it down!
- You guys are hysterical!

I don't think you understand.
We're gonna close this place.

- You're all fired.
- I like that, fired!

Fired, heh! Fired,
heh! It's hot!

We're fired, we're fired!

Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi...

Oh, you mean we're really fired.

We thought we
were getting raises.

I don't understand.
You just said...

Wait, relax, everybody.

Now, we're still
partners on this alright,

and that is not the deal.

We said that nobody's
getting fired.

- Yeah.
- According to this contract

you signed without reading,
we can do anything we want.

It also says we're not partners.

Matter of fact, hey...

you just got hustled by
a real hustler, playboy.

Get off me.

And now, time for
my grand speech.

I'm totally not
having fun anymore.

Uh, I want to thank
y'all for coming out

and celebrating this Good
Burger's farewell party.

Make some noise!

That's right, this
location is shut down.

Hey look, do me a favor. My
clients do not like trespassers.

And right now, you're
all trespassers!

Please leave. Bye.
Now! Have a nice day.

How are we supposed to have a
nice day after what you said?

This is all your
fault uncle Dex.

Yeah, you said everything
was going to be okay.

- Well, it's not.
- Hold on, hold on.

They screwed me
out of money, too.

I don't know Why would they do
this? Why would they do this?

Now we're all out of jobs.

Who's gonna hire Ruth?
She's practically dead.

- No offense.
- It's okay, sweetie.

My heart stopped
four times this week.

Well, this isn't my fault.

You seem to have to
say that an awful lot.

I guess my mom was
right about you.

Mia, come... Mia!

Don't leave it like this, y'all.

Come on. I didn't know
this was gonna happen.

- You gotta believe me.
- It's okay.

I wish you didn't tell
me to sell Good Burger.

You know what, you
can have this photo.

It doesn't bring me
happiness anymore.

This was not my fault!

This was all my fault! Oh, man!
I saw a solution to my problems

and rushed into it
without even thinking.

All I had to do
was read the contract.

But I'm always looking
for the quick fix...

I could fix that real quick.

No! Oh, man, I was gonna
pay my sister back!

And now a whole bunch
of new people hate me.

I just don't get it.

MegaCorp does not need to
close down Good Burger.

There's got to be
something we can do.

Tickle 'em. I'm
gonna line them up

- and tickle 'em real good.
- Ed, what are you doing?

Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash.

Yeah, it's my favorite game.

You get bunnies, you tickle 'em,

and if they laugh,
you get a carrot!

Ed, come on, man, focus!

How could you be playing a
game at a time like this?

I'm trying not to think
about Good Burger.

Oh, now I'm thinking
about Good Burger.

- We gotta do something!
- I know what we could do.

We can get random celebrities,
get 'em all together,

and have them sing a song
about saving Good Burger.

There's a burger place...

♪ On each and every street ♪

♪ But there's only
one that matters ♪

♪ When you need
something good to eat ♪

♪ Today is the day ♪

♪ When all dudes must unite ♪

♪ To come and dude together ♪

♪ For a cause that
is just right ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

- Come on!
- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

- I...
- Eh, I don't know. But maybe.

♪ You've gotta
give it back now ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

No, we're not gonna do that.

But we're not just gonna
sit here. You know what?

Let's go over to MegaCorp,
have a reasonable conversation,

and get them to change
their minds, right?

- That's a plan.
- Yeah, dude.

♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪

♪ Club, club,
club, club, club ♪

♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪

♪ Club, club,
club, club, club ♪

♪ Y'all can't mess
with the club ♪

♪ Y'all can't never
understand it ♪

♪ On another level,
another bandwidth ♪

♪ Oh, I'm in the club
with my sandwich ♪

♪ Yo, call that
a club sandwich ♪

♪ Whoo, everybody in the
club know how to dance ♪

♪ I care about the music
don't care about the bands ♪

♪ Not about the jelly,
only eat it for the jams ♪

♪ Put the boogie in the van ♪

Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo?

You may go ahead and
tell the head of MegaCorp

that Ed and Dex is
here to see them.

You can go on
ahead and let us in

because we are not
taking no for an answer.

- It's Jimathy, Security.
- Ed and Dex are here to see 'em.

- Ed and Dex are here to see you.
- Demand. Not taking "no."

They demand to see you and
will not take no for an answer.

Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Head on in. Go up
to the top floor.

- Oh! Come on.
- We can go in?

- That easy?
- No!

You're also going to need
your visitors' passes.

That's okay, we
already have our own.

We already have our own.

Have a MegaCorp day!

- This is a big office.
- Yeah.

Ed and Dex. We've
been expecting you.

I want you to say hello to
the new owner of Good Burger.

That's right, it's me.

Uh, I have no idea who you are.

- Yeah, you don't seem familiar.
- Uh-uh.

Katt Bozwell.

- Nope.
- I got nothing.

Well, surely you remember
my older brother, Kurt.

He opened Mondo Burger
across from Good Burger.

Then, thanks to you two,
Mondo Burger went under.

And my brother went to jail.

Yeah, of course we remember.

- Hmm.
- I don't.

You sure you're not confusing
me with a different Ed

that worked at Good Burger
across from Mondo Burger,

who created a secret sauce
your brother tried to steal?

Ed, she didn't say
anything about the sauce.

Oh, so I do remember.

You two dest...

- Cecil.
- Huh? Oh!

Help me out of the egg.

You two destroyed my family.

And I've been planning
my revenge ever since.

It's very sweet.

I own Good Burger now.

We're going to open
Mega Good Burgers

in cities all over the world.

Mm-hmm. From Hollywood
to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong's not a city,
it's the name of an ape.

Nope, that's the wrong Kong.

Is Wrong Kong the
name of the ape?

- What?
- King Kong.

Oh, the game with the paddles?

- Ping-Pong.
- Oh, the sound a doorbell makes.

- Ding-dong!
- What?

Please stop! Silence.

The point is, I'm finally
living up to my family's dream.

But this time, it's
called Mega Good Burger.

You didn't have to fire
everybody from Good Burger.

Can't you consider
giving their jobs back?

- No!
- Uh-uh.

No, we cannot. Because we
don't need you anymore.

We don't need any employees.
That's the best part.

I'll explain over lunch.

You boys like burgers, right?

Is lunch happening now?

- Follow her.
- Okay.

Open!

Open!

This way.

Sit!

Who's hungry?

Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Whoa!

It's like looking at a mirror
with my picture taped on it.

- What?
- All Mega Good Burgers

will be fully automated,
and, as you can see,

Ed is still the face
of Mega Good Burger.

I would like one
Mega Good Burger,

one order of Mega Good Fries,

and one chocolate Mega
Good Shake, please.

One Mega Good Burger,
One Mega Good Fry,

One Mega Good Shake.
That'll be $8.

Oh.

Payment accepted. Your meal
will be out momentarily.

You can feel it when
payment's accepted.

- Ooh!
- Man! Oh!

You put the laser on the meat.

Then the "pfft."

Ed's Sauce.

My Ed's Sauce.

- They got my sauce.
- I know, that's my fault.

There we go, ooh!

- Juicy lettuce, yeah.
- Wow!

Yes!

Okay...

Faster.

Faster.

- Nice.
- Where-where did it go?

Oh, where'd it go?

Oh!

It's there.

Here's your meal. Thank you
for choosing Mega Good Burger.

I know, thank me.

Wow, an efficient Ed.

It's like he's me.

But I'm me!

Maybe we're both me!

If you're a me,
when's my birthday?

Sorry, I do not have the answer
to "when is my birthday?"

Oh, whoa! I don't know
when my birthday is either!

Wow, this is so weird, dude!

Ed, that is a robot you.

MegaCorp wants to replace
everybody with Ed robots.

We call them Ed-amatronics.

It's pretty clever.
I came up with it.

Picture it. No more
annoying employees

with their annoying
problems, like getting sick

or asking for a raise or, "I
need to go to the bathroom."

Well, too bad, so
sad. Not on my dime.

You poo on your own time!

Zero employees, maximum profits.

See? Why does everyone call
you a lousy businessman?

- I don't get it.
- Everyone thinks I'm lousy?

- Uh, yes.
- Oh.

Oh, wait, I forgot.
There's more.

- Follow me.
- More?

Welcome to the control room.

Okay, this is starting to
feel like you're bragging now.

In this one room, I can manage

all Mega Good Burger
locations at once.

Watch this.

Dallas!

Welcome to Mega Good
Burger, yee-hoo!

- London.
- Welcome to Mega Good Burger,

- milady.
- Madrid, Spain.

Didn't have to say
the "Spain" part.

Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger.

- Pick a place, any place.
- Tokyo.

Tokyo!

This is all pretty incredible.

I mean, you'll never
get away with this.

Oh, but we will.

In 24 hours, our grand
opening launches worldwide.

You know what, I'm gonna
give you one last chance.

Give us Good Burger
back, or else.

Or else what?

Um, I don't know.

I didn't totally
think that through.

Oh, I think we're out of time.

Oh, hey, dudes.

Can I offer you boys a lift home

in one of our self-driving
delivery cars?

That's okay.

- We got our own ride.
- Yeah.

Oh, you mean this one?

Pull up the car.

- That's it.
- Oh, yeah.

That's my whip, yeah.

No!

You hate to see that happen.

Why?

You evil woman!

Maybe we should've
used Burn No More.

You know, I think we
will take that ride now.

That's what I thought.

Okay, now wait. You
don't have to push me!

- Open door.
- Whoa!

Now, that's cool.

Whoa!

Bye!

I can't believe that lady.

Super efficient Ed bots.

And her incredible technology
and genius business model.

And this dumb, amazing,
self-driving car!

This button makes the
window go up and down.

All cars can do that.

Not ones
that don't have windows.

Oh, wait a second.

Why did we just turn left?

How does this car know
where we're going?

The windows stopped windowing.

- That's because I locked them.
- Who said that?

- It is I, Katt.
- Who?

Oh, really, guys? New
owner of Mega Good Burger,

- Kurt's sister getting revenge?
- Oh, that Katt.

I hope you're enjoying the ride.

It's the last one you'll take.

The last one in this
particular vehicle,

or the last one as in something
bad is about to happen?

- The second one.
- Oh.

It's getting aggressive.

All right, we gotta
get control of it!

- You got it!
- No! Oh, no!

All right! I got it.

Oh, man, I got it. Come on!

This is hard to steer. Help me!

Okay!

Look out! Ice cream truck!

Oh, construction!

I'm blind!

I'm gonna die!
He's gonna die!

She's gonna die!
We're all gonna die!

Whoa, lady!

Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall!

Whoa!

I got an idea. Okay,
we gotta find a park.

This is not the
time for a picnic.

We are trapped in an
out-of-control vehicle.

You think I want
to have a picnic?!

Right, we don't have a blanket.
Oh, but I do have some Brie.

Oh! Oh, my Brie!

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Look out!

- Whoa! Whoa!
- Okay!

It's working! Let's hold it like
this until it runs out of power.

How long is
that gonna take?

Depends on how
much power is left.

Power thingie is on
F for "fairly empty."

- No!
- Huh?

F is for "full," Ed!

Oh, this is gonna
take a while, dude.

Oh!

Thank goodness that's over.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Spinny thingie!

What's that? Where you going?

Haven't we
spinny-thingie'd enough?

- Spinny thingie!
- Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna be sick.

Good Burger was my life, Dex.

I can't work at
another burger place.

There's not gonna be any.

Unless there's
another job I can do.

Maybe I could be a...

Heart surgeon!

Whoa, this body's
full of ketchup!

Wait, that's not ketchup!

Or a world-famous opera singer.

♪ I'm a dude, he's a
dude, she's a dude ♪

♪ We're all dudes ♪

Or a weather man.

All you gotta do is
press the button,

- weather shows up behind you.
- Okay, huh.

Or a movie star.

In a world
of fast-food chaos,

two dudes set out to
cure the world's munchies

A Time to Deliver.

Gotta be honest, I don't see
you as any of those things.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

What are either of us gonna
do? This is messed up.

Yeah, but it's worse for me.

I have a family
and mouths to feed.

You don't have to
worry about that.

Your family hates you and
you have stock market.

Well, actually, Ed,

I haven't been totally
honest with you.

I'm not as successful
as you think I am.

As a matter of fact,
I lost everything.

I came to see you because
I had nowhere else to go.

I knew you would
help me because...

well, you're a good friend.

But I haven't been a
good friend to you.

I'm so sorry I
messed everything up.

But there's still time.

I'm gonna get you your job back.

I'm gonna get everybody
their jobs back.

Okay, well, where's he gone now?

Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Can I take your order, doggy?

I'd better hurry.

Here you go.

Hey, everybody! I'm glad
you could all make it.

Ed, I can't believe you got Good
Burger to give us our jobs back.

We're so excited.

Hearing I got my job back
makes me feel much better.

I thought I'd never
see Mia again.

I-I mean, see any of you again.

- You guys are like family.
- Aw...

Well, uh, I have something
I need to tell you all.

- We don't have our jobs back.
- Are you kidding?

- But you just said that...
- You literally just called

- and said we had our jobs back.
- Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

I asked Ed to get you
here so we could talk.

I didn't know he was going
to mention your jobs.

I thought he'd say
something like,

"Want to come
play Bunny Smash?"

Or, "Y'all want to hang out
'cause we're still friends?"

We don't
want to talk to you.

I know I messed up.

I'm truly sorry.
I'm gonna prove it.

But this is bigger
than Good Burger.

This is about millions
of fast-food workers

all over the world. We
have to do something.

Yeah.

- Yes, Mr. Jensen?
- To be clear,

- we don't have our jobs back?
- Sadly, no.

But Ed and I have a plan.

We're gonna get
Good Burger back.

And to do that, we're
gonna take down MegaCorp.

We just need some help.

- Nope.
- We're supposed to believe

you care about people
other than yourself?

Sorry, we're not buying it.

I'm going home.

Mom, I'm home!

You're sleeping in
the tub tonight.

- Guys, let's go.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.

- I have something to say.
- Huh?

We can't give up.

Uh, is that it, Ed?

Mmm!

You know what, Ed is right.

- We can't give up.
- We're a family.

We're not going
down without a fight!

Great speech, Dad!

Y'all got all of that
from what Ed said?

- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah.

Motivation.

So, Dex, what's your plan?

Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, um, ahem.

All right, well,
tonight 50 Good Burgers

are going to be opening in
cities across the world.

Now, MegaCorp relies
on its technology

to set themselves apart
from the competition.

We destroy the technology,
we destroy MegaCorp.

We destroy MegaCorp, we
get Good Burger back.

Look, this is
MegaCorp's headquarters.

We need to get into
their control room

so that Mia, our
computer genius,

can get into their master
server and disable the robots.

- Oh, wait...
- Robots?

- Real robots?
- What robots?

I might need to back up.

I-I came
as fast as I could.

Thanks for getting
us our jobs back, Ed!

Well...

I'm at the grand
opening of Mega Good Burger.

Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts?

Very soon, my family's dream
of global fast-food dominance

will be a reality.

And so will
sweet, sweet revenge.

Did you just say
"sweet, sweet revenge"?

No, I didn't.

You just said that.

Ye-yeah.
Yes, Peggy? that's right.

We are at the grand opening
of Mega Good Burger.

Where do you think you're going?

Uh, we're a news crew

following a very important news
story for our news program.

Uh, yes, and, um, I have

this brand-new
animatronic server bot

that needs to get in
the restaurant, stat,

and switch out the faulty
one that's in there

and replace it
with this new one.

I've never
seen one up close.

Wow, they look real.

Feel real.

- Even smell real.
- Hmm.

Why would you put a
booger in its nose?

Stop touching the merchandise.
It's delicate.okay.

- We need to get inside.
- You need to show me ID first.

- ID? ID?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mega Good Burger is opening
in less than an hour,

and it cannot open properly
if this robot is not in place.

And you're asking about
an ID? Do you have an ID?

Everybody's gonna want to
know the name of the dummy

who held up opening
Mega Good Burger!

There's no need for
that. Come on in.

- Have a MegaCorp day.
- Thank you. You, too.

- Let's go.
- Whoa, not you.

Press entrance is
on the other side.

- But, uh...
- "But, uh..."

- "Bu, bu."
- Other side!

Well, uh, we have been
denied entry to the building!

We are being escorted
out by security!

Well, what do we do
now? Oh, control room!

- Mr. Jensen, can you hear me?
- What are we gonna do?

You were supposed
to get everyone out.

Hey, stop right there!

Stay perfectly still.

- Is there a problem?
- Oh, yeah.

You're going the wrong way.
The restaurant's thataway.

Oh, well, that is
a horrible blunder.

Thank you for pointing
us in the right direction.

You should probably get
back to your station.

Nonsense, I'll take you there.

Like you said, this
is way too important.

- We did say that, didn't we?
- We did.

- Follow me.
- Okey dokey.

We got caught.

Okay, we'll try and
find another way in.

Try? Mr. Jensen, please
tell me you got this.

All right.

I've got this.

Let's get Ruth and Ed 2.

Okay, boss.

Ladies and gentlemen, do
you know what time it is?

It's show time! Hit it!

- ♪ Fireball ♪
- ♪ I saw, I came, I conquered ♪

♪ Or should I say I saw,
I conquered, I came ♪

♪ They say the chico on
fire and he's no liar ♪

♪ While y'all slippin'
he runnin' the game... ♪

Whee! Whee!

Whee! Ooh!

I-I think they're
about to do the finale.

That's gonna be amazing!

♪ Sticks and stones
may break my bones ♪

♪ But I don't care
what y'all say ♪

♪ 'Cause as the world turns,
y'all boys gonna learn ♪

♪ That this chico
right here don't play ♪

♪ That boy's from the
bottom, bottom of the map ♪

♪ M-I-A, USA I gave
Suzie a little pat ♪

♪ Up on the booty, and she
turned around and said ♪

♪ Walk this way ♪

Just stay calm and be still.

Oh! Just got to fix one last
little flabber-jabber here.

Just need to do
some screwdrivering.

Thank you for showing
us the right place.

No prob.

Nope.

- What's so funny?
- I was just thinking about

"screwdrivers" is a funny word.

- That's so funny.
- Right?

I never thought
about it like that.

It is pretty funny.

Screwdriver!

A screw can't drive!

- That was close.
- Finally.

I thought I was gonna
fart the whole time.

Ew! Okay, we just need...

Oh, just...

- What do I do now?
- Mess up orders or something!

Oh, but I'm nervous!

Paris, check. Tokyo, check.

London, check. Berlin, check.

- The countdown is in about...
- Hey, guys.

Here's the radioactive
material you ordered.

- We didn't ask for that.
- That looks dangerous.

- Get that out of here.
- Excuse me.

Oh! Oh, no!

Radioactive material's
getting all over!

I'm so sorry. I was just looking
for the bathroom. I got it.

Don't touch that!
Don't breathe that in!

Too late.

Don't... feel good.

- What's in that stuff?
- She'll be all right.

Um, actually,
my face kind of hurts.

Anyone know where the
nurse's office is?

- No.
- Whoa.

- No! No!
- Whoa!

No! No!

Is it that way? Oh,
I'll follow you.

I'll follow you.

Control room secured!

- Shoot!
- Mia?

I don't know what's
happening, but I'm excited.

- You in a bad mood?
- I'm happy.

Oh. That's what it
looks like. All right.

Okay, when I give the word,

we will unlock the doors.

And I'm going to order the
first official Mega Good Burger

of the new fast-food era

from this magnificent

technological marvel.

You're going to change
the world, my friend.

Oh, no.

Did y'all program
this robot to fart?

Uh, no.

- Run!
- Get them!

It's a security breach!

We've got
a security breach!

Are you serious?

We got a security breach!

That's why I take the
batteries out of my walkie.

Ugh! Did you fart?

- No!
- No, it was him.

I don't know what to do!

Whoa, dude!

Good thinking, Ed!

Whoo!

You're ruining my outfit!

Watch the butter! You're
getting it everywhere.

- It's on my shoes, so slippery!
- Sorry, dude!

Run!

I'm going up after them.

Forget it. I'm going
down after them.

Oh. Mia, we found
the control room.

This isn't the control
room, it's just a sign.

- Come on!
- Okay! All right.

Mr. Jensen did
it! Good job, man.

Mia. Mia, you there?

I'm here. I got away.

- For now.
- I'm not surprised.

You were always the quickest
kid on the playground.

- So, where are you?
- Where they cut the potatoes?

Potato room? We're in the
control room. What do we do?

Go to the advanced
system preferences

and find the master
grid subfolder.

Master grid subfolder, okay.

Whoa, okay, there's
a lot of files here.

Delete just the files with
"/energy" in the name.

This'll disable all the power...

Ow.

- You okay? What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

Help! Help!

Did she say "help"?

- Sounded like she said "snelp."
- "Snelp" is not a word.

Mia! Did you say
"snelp" or "help"?

I gotta go! You
know what to do?

Uh, delete the files.

Just the ones that
say "/energy."

Okay.

Mia, did you say
"snelp" or "help"?

Help!

Whoa! Potato room!

Oh, Mia!

Help, Uncle Dex!

I can't get through!

Help!

No! Help me!

Push, Uncle Dex!

I got you, I got you!

You saved me.

Yeah, I did.

How did you know the tray
would stop the slicer?

I didn't.

So, you thought you'd try
to ruin my big night, huh?

Um, yep, that was
kind of the idea.

"That was
kind of the idea."

Help me help you. Hey.

Um, he's hurt. He
fell in butter.

Boss!

I'm gonna need a raise,
'cause there's been a breach

- in the main control room.
- What?

It wasn't our fault. In our
defense, we were tricked.

No, no. We were being cautious.
There was a tiny science man

- with freaky fluids.
- I don't care.

- Who's up there right now?
- Well, um...

- no one.
- Okay, I need you to find Cecil

and get up there
right now. okay?

Becouse we go live in five
minutes all over the world!

- Five minutes, five minutes! Go!
- Got it. Got it.

Thank you.

What are we gonna
do with these two?

Uh, we can just
see ourselves out.

No. Take them with you.

They can have two
front-row seats

to watch my dreams come true.

And watch their
dreams being crushed.

Oh.

- All right.
- Ed!

Yeah, almost done!

Yeah, tickle 'em!
Tickle' em good! Yeah.

Ooh, is that Bunny Smash?

- You get to where bunnies fly...
- Hey, goon, focus!

Huh? What? Okay, okay.
All right, I'm going.

Ow!

Okay, okay, yeah.

No, no. No, no, no. No, no...

No, no. No. Oh,
no. We're fine.

- We're good.
- Everything's fine.

Great. We're
live in 60 seconds.

You hear that? 60 seconds.

Ed, you didn't delete
any of the files?

Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia?

Yeah, she's still not answering.

Think they got to the computers?

Good evening.

I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome
to the most monumental event

in the history of fast food.

When I press this button,

all Mega Good Burger
locations around the world

will officially be
open for business.

Are you ready?

I did it!

I mean, we did it.

Come on in.

Whoo! Okay.

I will now place

the first order of
the new fast-food era.

Here we go.

Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
home of the Mega Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Why, yes, you can.

I would like one
Mega Good Burger

and one Mega Good Fry.

One Mega Good Burger, One
Mega Good Fry coming up.

And there it is.

Here's your burger.

Oh!

Just opening-night jitters.

Here's your fries.

What are you doing?

♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪

Oh, wait! Wait!

Wait! Stop!

Would you like a Mega
Good Shake with that?

No!

Oh! What is happening?!

- Okay, what is happening?
- Instead of deleting the files, powering off everything.

I just reprogrammed it

so everything would go
wackadoo all over the world,

in every location.

Hello, may I have one
Good Burger, please?

You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit,

she's a nitwit,
you're all nitwits!

That's not very nice.

Goodbye, nitwit.

Yee-haw!

Control-alt-delete.

- It's too much.
- Got to do something!

Make it stop! Make it stop!

We're trying. Nothing's working!

- Try! Do something!
- No! No! I'm done.

- I'm done.
- No, come back here!

Okay, it's on you.

- You can do it.
- I'm also done.

Where you going? What?

I'm gonna lose everything!
My Lamborghini, my house!

Goons, goons! Help me, goons!

- No!
- Uh-uh. I'm out of here!

Help, don't run!
Help, don't run!

It's over. We're ruined.

Forget this. I quit.

You win! You can have
Good Burger back.

- Yes!
- Yeah!

- We did it!
- Aw, man!

Please don't leave!

- Bye!
- Bye!

This is much more entertaining

- than turning the power off.
- Uh-huh.

Bye-bye, fake, punk-ass
Mega Good Burger!

Bye-bye!

You ruined my big night!

No!

Put me down!

Why do you have
ketchup and mustard?

Why is it pointing at me?

I made you! No!

No, no, no, no!

Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard!

Hello?

Can someone get me down?

You got a little schmutz here.

Oh, do I?

Katt got ketchup and
mustard on her face!

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

♪ Katt got mustard
and ketchup on her ♪

♪ Katt got mustard and
ketchup on her face ♪

♪ On her face! ♪

Get me down! Get me down! Ugh!

Thanks again for saving
my life uncle Dex.

Come on, you're family.
I'd do anything for you.

Dex, Ed, I'm sorry!

Bye, Katt!

No, no, no, no! Don't leave me!

- Come back!
- Let's reopen Good Burger!

- Yeah!
- Mia, you're o... kay.

I mean, you're all okay.

- Good to see you, too, man.
- It's okay, Mr. Jensen.

You got this.

Oh...

- So, what happened?
- We thought the plan

was to turn off the power.

Yeah, well, Ed
had a better plan.

I figured turning off the
power to all the restaurants

would only delay the opening
and not be enough impact

to put MegaCorp out of business.

So, I hacked into
the master server.

All I had to do was modify
the control prompts.

- Yeah.
- Wait, what?

Okay, so, basically, he reprogrammed
the robots to go wackadoo.

That's my dad.

And so, while MegaCorp and
all of the new Good Burgers

are officially out of business,

the original beloved Good
Burger is back for good.

Yeah, that's right.
We back, baby!

- We're back!
- They're back.

- Back to stay!
- Good job. Oh!

- Whoa!
- Oh, that was lovely.

- Yo, congrats on the reopening.
- So much better without robots.

- Thanks, goons.
- Yeah.

He's right. We just proved
something important.

People will never be
replaced by technology.

No machine can do a job
as efficiently as a human.

Excuse me, I asked for
no ice, but there's ice.

Ah, no prob, dude.

Just get up in there. Oh,
there we go, like that.

Ha! Human efficiency!

I'll get you another one.

Hey, Ed, can
I get one Good Burger

and one good apology
from my brother?

One Good Burger and one
good apology from my brother.

Charlotte?

- You're here!
- Hold that thought.

Can I get a side
of fries with that?

- Go on.
- I'm glad to see you.

- And I'm sorry...
- Hold on a second.

- Yep.
- Can I get some pickles

and some cheese and one of
them chocolate milkshakes?

Continue.

I was trying to say
that I was sorry.

- For everything.
- Hey, Mom.

Well, I was going to stay mad,

but thank you for what
you did for my baby.

We're family, and that's
more important than money.

I love you.

I love you, too!

But I get to eat
free for life, right?

- Yes, of course.
- Mm! Good brother.

Can I get four more burgers?

I think I want onion rings.

I heard they was nasty, but
I want 'em 'cause they free.

I want shredded cheese
on the pastrami that

you're gonna make for me.
I know y'all got pastrami.

♪ I'm a dude, he's a
dude, she's a dude ♪

♪ We're all dudes, hey ♪

- What you want to eat tonight?
- A salad or something.

- Salad?
- Salad.

That's your niece.

- Get her a head of lettuce.
- Okay.

I mean, that all sounds
costly, but it's worth it.

I got my family back.

And I got my friends back.

We will never let
anybody destroy

this incredible
restaurant ever again.

Oh!

Hey, got the new Burgermobile.

Now I need to
learn how to drive.

Ed, aren't you
gonna say something?

There's only one thing
left to say, Dex.

Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your
order?

♪ It's another day to be
better than yesterday ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Got everything I need and
I got no stress in my way ♪

- ♪ No stress, no stress ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

You thought about what to do
with your billion-dollar idea?

Permanent ice? It's
a horrible idea.

That's too bad. I figured
out how to make it.

- Say what?
- Yeah, check it out.

Wow, check it.

Whoa! You did it.

Yeah, we're geniuses!

♪ We're all dudes, hey!
I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ Remix! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

Permanent ice. This is
the greatest product ever.

I'll give you $5 million
for five percent.

What about 10 million
for zero percent?

Deal.

Yes, yes, yes!

♪ I'm feelin' G-O-O-D ♪

♪ That means I'm
good if you know me ♪

♪ I got my family
And all of my dudes ♪

♪ I see you! ♪

♪ I'm not down in
the dumps now ♪

♪ I'll be shining
like the sun now ♪

- ♪ What a view ♪
- ♪ Whoa, feels good ♪

- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ So smile with me ♪

♪ Come on, show those teeth ♪

♪ We don't need no beef ♪

♪ Unless it's a Good
Burger, unh, unh, come on! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy
and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy,

- what's up?
- Hey, Ed!

Now that it's so
busy at Good Burger,

we could really use some
help in the kitchen.

So, we were thinking

maybe you could hire
our sister, Lindy.

Hi, I'm Lindy.

- What do you think?
- Oh, no.

No, no, no, no...

- ♪ We're all dudes ♪
Yeah, Good Burger 2!

Oh, oh, watch this.

♪ Oh, two ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

Ah, the life of a
Good Burger employee.

Or boss.

Part three, we're
going to space!

Cut.

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude, we're
all dudes, hey! ♪

♪ Jazzy ♪

♪ There's a burger place ♪

♪ On each and every street ♪

♪ But there's only
one that matters ♪

♪ When you need
something good to eat ♪

♪ Today's the day ♪

♪ When all dudes must unite ♪

♪ To come and do it together ♪

♪ For a cause that
is just right ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

♪ Give Good Burger Back ♪

♪ You gotta give
Good Burger back ♪

♪ Come on and give
Good Burger back ♪

♪ But those Mega jerks
screwed us over ♪

♪ Gave everyone the sack ♪

♪ Now you gotta give
Good Burger back ♪

♪ You gotta give it back now ♪

- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

♪ You gotta give
Good Burger back ♪

♪ You gotta give it back now ♪

- ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
- ♪ You took it away from us ♪

♪ No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back ♪

♪ You gotta give it back now ♪

♪ You took it away, you
took it away from us ♪

♪ No, now you gotta
give Good Burger back ♪

♪ You gotta give it back now ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

♪ Give Good Burger back ♪

♪ Thank you so much, ah ♪