All language subtitles for Freudx - Play E01.11

Who among you is absolutely certain

that you know your partner?

How much do you know about
the person beside you?

That man, that woman,
that being with whom you live, eat,

sleep, breathe, have sex… sometimes.

And who is sitting there facing
the screen in silence.

Let's do a little exercise.

Turn your head.

Look at them very closely…

and ask yourself two questions.

Number one.

What are you looking for in that person?

And number two,

what is that person looking for in you?

Do it.

It's fine. I'll wait.

Selva, they're here!

Let them in!

ALTERNATIVE THERAPY

If he's not on a trip,
he's at the office.

If he's not tired,
he has a golf tournament.

It's his boss this, his boss that.

For ten years, he's been telling me he's
going to make an honest man out of me.

-Well…
-And here we are.

-First, because of his wife.
-Well.

Norma died, and nothing.

-Then, because of his kids.
-Well, well.

One's locked away
because he's a crackhead.

He was the one who insisted for years
that we get married.

And now that we're about to tie the knot,
his face is paralyzed?

Yeah, but I didn't do it
on purpose, Laura.

Can you please explain to her
that this has nothing to do with marriage?

And nothing,
the same thing last Sunday.

- What happened?
- You left me by myself.

Well, yes, that's true,
but it was the alumni gathering.

No, yes, no. No, I'm not interested.
I don't know.

He's at a different stage.

It's strange that you're not interested
in something that is so important to me.

They're like my brothers.

The other one's in Germany, far away…

Then there's the party.

-Well…
-After that, the elections.

Yes. Did you like it?

Now you're a senator
and you can't because blah, blah, blah.

No matter how much he insists,
there's no solution.

- You're leaving.
- What else am I waiting for?

-What else am I waiting for?
-Who are you waiting for?

In sum, we're still not having sex.

She's exaggerating, like always.

She can't accept
that I have to travel for work.

Same with kissing up to my new boss.

I have to do it because if I don't,
they'll get rid of me.

And with the golf tournaments,
same thing. They force me to go.

I don't want to play golf.

Well, you could decide to actually
spend a day with your family and--

She's exaggerating again, right?

"My new boss."

Yes.

Just imagine, the day of the wedding,

the photos, under these circumstances.

If he's having a good time at the party,

and you're worried about the photos,

you can change his face with Photoshop.

Are you going to keep on repeating
that everything is upside-down,

or can you talk now without being a jerk?

-I believe this is how we are.
-Okay.

-Shall we stop here?
-Okay.

Perfect.

Excuse me.

- Yes, come in, Gise.
- Thank you.

-The Calderón couple is here.
-Ah.

-Selva?
-Yes.

I wanted to tell you now
that I'm also celebrating.

Because I'm applying for a scholarship
in London, at Goldsmiths.

I was looking into it,
and it looks like it would be very helpful

to receive a recommendation
from an alumnus,

or rather, an alumna, in this case.

And I thought that maybe--

What? What did you think?

-No, that you could write me a letter.
-You're quitting?

It wouldn't be until next year anyway.

Do whatever you have to do.

I'm going to…

Man's best friend is a toilet, not a dog.

Let's be honest.

But we had a great time.

- We had an excellent time.
- Yes. No, honestly.

- That's good.
- Wonderful.

-We rested.
-Yes.

We went on a cruise.

-We went on some kind of fair…
-I can't remember.

Sex?

Did you do it?

Do it?

Well, we've been married 43 years,

two kids, four grandkids,
counting the adopted one, a dog.

And we've shared the same house
for so many years that…

-We're like siblings.
-Here we are.

I don't want any more excuses, please,

because you're going to spend
the next 15 years in here.

- I want stats.
- Once.

No, no. One and a quarter.

-And one-eighth.
-Well.

-Fine.
-Okay, fine. Fine. Fine.

One and one-eighth,
once a week is a lot. It's a lot.

- Isn't it?
- Yes, yes. So that's fine.

That's more than the average
of my patients.

-But don't tell anyone.
-No, no. Well, okay.

People don't make love very much, do they?

Or the couples
who come in here, right?

There's a reason they come here.

- That's true.
- Yes.

Well…

We're going to stop here.

Did the perfume go off?

No, we still have
about 40 minutes left, right?

We're going to say goodbye here.
I want to thank you.

I want to wish you a wonderful life,

to ask your forgiveness for my mistakes.

But, well, you were my first patients.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- There's nothing to forgive.
- Nothing.

-Only to thank you.
-I mean, we're so grateful,

for life, Selvita.

We're going to miss you.

Excuse us.

The moment we so hoped for
and feared.

Right? Let's go.

Selva.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Oh, my.

You're the best.

- You're right.
- Excellent, hon.

-That's good.
-Yes.

No. There, there. Come on, let's go.

Oh, God. I'm nervous.

- Hey! Watch out!
- No!

What are you doing?

What an idiot.

Please. Stupid.

Wow.

EPISODE 1
THE PERFECT COUPLE

I want to read to you what Will says

about this letter
that's on the right side of the screen.

"The heads wear the same expression,
as though they were still alive.

The one on the right:

a symbol of royalty,
intelligence and affection,

which it does not relinquish at death.

The features on the face on the left

have lost none of their feminine charm

because affection does not die
and the soul loves beyond the grave."

This is beautiful.

"Mors janua vitae.
Death, the door of life."

There's some--

Well, let's continue next week.

Ending like that reveals
your past life as a psychologist.

If it were only that.

-Thanks, Prof.
-Good.

- Ciao, kids. Take care.
- Ciao, Prof. Thanks.

-Good thing we have this.
-No, not today.

-I have to go and get a haircut.
-Why? I like it.

Okay. Should we have some wine?

-No alcohol.
-Are you okay?

So crazy.

What if you stay here for a while?
I can't sleep either.

We could keep each other company.
We're good at that.

Now is not the time for you
to worry about me.

I always worry about you.

Fatigue?

Nothing.

You know what I'm talking about.

You know, they sit there and say nothing.

God-- God, like you're in a time loop.

I had a couple who I met with on Tuesdays,

at 8:00 p.m. in the last time slot.

They didn't come back
because we had a huge blowup.

She had this insufferable voice
that would put you to sleep.

He had an incredible inability
to elaborate.

And every session, I would think,

"I hope they tell me
they're not coming back."

Well, I met with them for five years.
Five. My God.

I'm drunk.

And very sad.

So?

Did they leave or did you discharge them?

Who?

The Tuesday people.

No, no, no.

They started to get along better,
and they separated.

That's so nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Happens a lot.

I feel so guilty.

-About what?
-With--

With the Calderón couple.

Because he wanted to stay and I told him,
"No, we're done here. It's over."

And if they'd stayed, then what?

They wouldn't have left,
the truck wouldn't have hit them.

Stop, stop, stop.

You think that you killed your patients?

That's-- That's counterfactual.
You can't know that.

Look, let's say you let them go
at the usual time,

they're not hit by a truck,

but ten blocks on,
they run over an entire family.

Everything came together so that they were
in the wrong place at that very moment.

Perfectly fated death, right?

No, no, no.
That's not under your control, Selvita.

It's so unfair.

They didn't deserve an ending like that.

Do you…

Do you want to ask the cards something?

No.

So, then, you're not staying?

Another time.

Show me a picture
inside your house.

So much of the outdoors worries me.

I'm afraid of takeout every night,

an empty fridge.

Deodorant that smells like coconut.

No, dear Ignacio.

Look at that tan, Facundo.

What does it say? "Super Like." No.

What about you, sweetheart?

Excuse me.

Selva?

Do you remember the interview
you agreed to?

The ones who saw me on TV?

Yes.

No, I forgot.

Well, do you want me to ask them
to wait outside a bit?

No. Let them in.

Okay. Excuse me.

- This way, please.
- Hi.

- Come in.
- Yes.

- Go ahead.
- Thank you.

Excuse me.

-Hi.
-Hi. Sorry.

How are you?

-Hi.
-Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Have a seat.

Here?

Wherever you want.

Your choice, eh?

-You okay there?
-I'm fine.

-Well, yes.
-We're good.

Good.

Okay.

Does it hurt a lot?

A little.

It's a long time for my hand
to be in the same position.

Uh-oh.

What happened?

You lost a button.

Shit.

Who knows where it went.

I'm super late.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Do I look okay?

Are you kidding?

You're gorgeous.

Okay.

Get up!

I'll text you later.

Look for the button.

That wall doesn't have
anything wrong with it.

It's warped. I saw it. And I measured it
and that wall is out of plumb--

It's not out of plumb. Leave it as is.

What if we ask Gervasio?

If not, as a last resort,
he can look and decide.

Don't ask anything. Leave it as is.

So, then, we leave it like that?

-Yes, leave it like that.
-We'll leave it. It'll stay like that.

The wall will stay like that.

Well, it's out of plumb. Out of plumb.

Look, the fact that this building
hasn't collapsed is a miracle.

And I don't know if he knows
what being plumb means.

But I already told you that I don't want
them to assign me a ghostwriter.

I would feel like I'm letting myself
and my audience down.

Your audience? Of course,
but this is not a YouTube video.

It's a book. It's different.

No.

No?

Talk to me. Go on.

No, go ahead and answer it.

Who was it?

-My husband.
-Your husband?

Wow. You're married?

Wow. And do you have kids?

Yes, I have a son, Ramón. He's five.

Five-year-old Ramón.

I love the name Ramón.

-It's nice, yeah.
-I like it.

Well, I thought that this could be a book
that you read from right to left.

And I'm thinking pink pages.

This is for you.

Elías!

Elías!

What are you doing?

Looking.

Isacio told me, man,
about the plaster fiasco.

The fiasco of their own doing?

Well, I don't know.

The one overseeing the work
here is you, Elías.

The investor doesn't give a shit
about who made the mess.

The only thing he wants
is to finish on time.

And if it's not finished,
it's my ass on the line.

We'll make the deadline, old man.
Calm down.

-I hope.
-Yeah.

Okay. Your place on Sunday?

But I'm bringing the wine

because that swill you, the other one
and Pablo drink isn't fit for consumption.

We need to raise the bar a little.

Okay.

I'm taking off
because your mother's waiting for me.

Ciao.

-Say hi for me.
-Thanks.

Be there in 20.

I'm closing up. I'll go out
and meet you at the door, okay?

-Hey!
-Hey!

Where's Ramón?

Where is he? I lost him again.

Everything worked out.

Had a good day?

Yeah. Spent nearly all day
on the YouTuber's book.

-Jakko? Jekko? Jekko.
-Yeah, that's right, Jekko. Good memory!

Hi!

Hi, Dad.

I'm watching a video on whales.

I've seen it 15 times.
Can I tell you about it?

These whales are suffering

because they're exploding bombs
under the water to look for oil.

They say that it sounds like
a nuclear bomb,

reaching 300,000 square kilometers.

What are you doing, champ?

Good. Nothing.

Did you pass a level?

Yeah, on the second try.
This guy gave me a hard time, but, well--

Put it away now and do your homework.

Go.

-Gloria.
-Hi.

I brought ravioli. What's new?

The pool guy didn't show up again.

-Son of a bitch, that thief--
-You're missing a button.

Yeah. It was loose.

Could we replace it with another one?

Well, I'll look at it later.

-Eli?
-She's outside.

Then, I would prefer to
have them here.

Are you serious?

Why? Do you think someone's going to be
staring at them the entire time?

Tell you what.
You bring them here tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.

Why?

Well, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

-Sweetheart.
-Sweetheart.

How was class today?

Very good. That class saved my life.

Why?

Today was complicated.

-Did you go to court?
-I can't stand anyone anymore.

I swear I don't even want to see them.
Hey, how about a greeting?

My love.

So you're married to…

Eliana.

12 years.

And you have two children?

Yes.

Renata and Bruno.

And you're married to…

To Alex for seven years.

And I have a son, Ramón.

Hmm.

What are you?

-Lovers.
-Lovers.

For the past year.

A year?

And why did you come?

You still haven't told anybody?

I really want to tell somebody
about this, don't you?

Who would you tell?

Eliana.

What?

-You're horrible!
-Why you looking at me like that? Well…

-But what?
-Well, it's a reflex.

No, no.

Sorry?

You're crushing me.

It was a reflex. What do I know?

What about you?

I would tell my sister…

but in person.

If she didn't live on the other side
of the world, I would tell her.

What a mess.

I just wish something would happen…

and that everything would work out.
I don't know, like a miracle.

- Enough, enough.
- If you know how to--

- Hi, hi.
- Hi, Mommy's home.

How are you?

-Hi, sweetie. Good.
-Hi.

Everything okay? I feel disgusting.

I'm going to take a shower,
and I'll make something.

Do you want me to cook?
Burgers or something else?

No, something else. I'll cook something.

Be right back.

We were taking a trekking class,

but we had some mobility issues.

I love you, Prof, of course.
I sprouted a few hairs on my butt too.

What's so great
about this dude, huh?

Papi doesn't get it.

I don't get it.
Can we lower the volume a little, champ?

Annoying.

It's for the younger crowd.

Of course, the younger crowd.

Look. Honey, look.

"Mr. Baker."

Lower the volume, please.
It's a lot with the tablet and the TV.

To form part of a couple
with someone, we need to negotiate.

For two people to stay together
for a long time,

negotiation is inevitable.

So, once we've dealt with
that Shakespearian question,

to negotiate or not to negotiate…

I like this chick. She seems smart.

…the question is how capable
of negotiating are we.

Are we capable of negotiating our freedom?

And when we talk about freedom,
of course, I'm talking about fidelity.

Because infidelity exists
without question.

At the cinema

But do you talk about it?

Victoria
last seen 13 Jan 4:51 p.m.

Do you negotiate it?

Put

But why? Why does the baker
bake less bread than the helpers?

Go on, hon, focus.

No, the whole mess goes flying,
and it's free…

No, I'm leaving this one for last.

Why for last?
I already told you, sweetheart.

-Because it's the fun one.
-Okay then.

And we brought the girl
from the yacht, "We're going to party."

And people are gonna be like--

Okay, okay, now it's our turn. Thank you.

Hey, what are you doing?

-Infidelity will always exist…
-What do you mean, "What are you doing?"

…even though we don't talk about it.

Infidelity exists in couples who are fine…

This is depressing. It's for old people.

-What was that?
-Okay, okay, okay, okay! Sorry, sorry!

-Thank you.
-…come to see me with this very problem.

I'm going to write
a graphic novel.

No, just kidding.
I'm going to write my book.

What an idiot.

And why are you here?

We want therapy to separate.

Analysis.

Sorry, what?

Hi?

Yes, Dad. Yes. Yes, Dad.

Yes. Yes, I told you that.

Yes. Yes, it's going to be fine.

Yes. No, no, no, right now I can't.

Sorry, eh?

Call center moment.

Work.

So, you're telling me that
you want to separate…

- from each other?
- Yes.

We could come up to two or three times
a week if necessary.

Or maybe we could do a package
arrangement, like,

-to set a price.
-No.

-No.
-No?

Don't even think about it.

We know this is a little unconventional.

We need your help.

Yes, before we lose everything.

Well, let's stop here.

Do we have to pay for this?

What's next? Do we come back
on Thursday, like today?

I'll be in touch with you.

Please.

We can't do it on our own.

We tried a while ago
and just fell back into it again.

We're like, I don't know, two alcoholics.

I'm not an alcoholic,
but I imagine it's something like this.

Did you ever treat, I don't know,
a gambling addict? It's the same thing.

Didn't you take the Hippocratic oath?

Gisella will take payment
and will show you out.

-She didn't hear me.
-No, I don't think so.

I don't understand.
I feel like I'm being judged.

Do you think it's immoral
that we are two lovers?

I don't know. I thought I was coming
to see a psychologist, not a judge.

I consider myself an analyst.

Gisella!

Remember that I'd had a bad feeling
for the past little while?

Who would've guessed?

But do you remember that I told you?

No.

I'm awake.

How are you?

Right now, perfect.

Good. Stay that way, okay?

Okay.

You know what? I met with a couple today,

a new couple…

lovers who want to separate
from each other.

Strange, right?

And hot.

Why?

I don't know.

Hot.

I don't know.

Did you take them on?

No, I told them that
I'd call them to confirm.

- The television, the television.
- It drains you.

-Are you okay?
-Grace, Selvi.

Be careful, slowly.

Very good, very good.

- Evening.
- Well, here we are.

Another block.

Who are you?

I'm Carmen's replacement.

Are you chewing gum?

Yes.

Could you get rid of it, please?

-Thank you.
-Yes, of course, why not?

Selvita. This is television.

How are you?

Good, good. You?

Let me tell you that right now

I could go to hell
in a way that you wouldn't believe.

I'll go with you.
Let me know when you're leaving.

Honestly, like Thelma and Louise,
what do you say? That'd be great, right?

Fantastic.

- Five, four, three, two…
- I'm Thelma. You're Louise.

I don't want to even tell you
how things are going these days,

what my home is like.

The sax is-- It's amazing, isn't it?
There's no other instrument like it.

-Sax, not sex.
-Of course.

But the guitar player
is pretty good too.

-Bravo!
-The sax, incredible. It's great.

Well, here we are. I'm so lucky
to be able to introduce the guru of love.

Hey? Dear Selva.

How are you going to make us squirm today?
Come on, tell us.

Yes, today's topic is uncomfortable

because it's a topic that is hard
for everyone.

We're going to talk about change,

changing behavior,
acknowledging our mistakes.

-How difficult.
-Understanding others.

Very difficult because, over time,
it's hard to change, right?

There are people who, even over time,
are more modern than the younger set.

Well, I have an aunt, whom I love
very much, and I send her a kiss.

Well, I'm from a little town.

And my aunt was always the strange one.
The one who wasn't afraid to change.

And people were afraid of her.

Because people are afraid of change,

and especially when change
comes from our loved ones.

You know, people come to my office
and they often tell me,

"Look, Selva, I like things to be simple.

I always like the same things.

And before, my wife, or my husband,
liked that,

but now they're bothered by it."

But the problem is not
that it bothers the other person,

but that we always cling
to the same things.

You're falling on your head, son.
Superman face.

Is it out of convenience?

- Okay, I won't.
- No.

- Why do you think that is?
- Superman isn't ticklish, is he?

No.

It's because sometimes we don't
want to see that there are other options…

that there are other paths.

You're the one who knows…

So, how do we work up the courage?
We need to upset the balance.

Gervasio.

How do you climb a ladder?

Don't criticize. Don't criticize.

You put one foot up and the other
is hanging in the air, floating.

What for? So that you can take
another step and find better balance.

We can stay, if we want,
with both feet on the same rung.

And we'll certainly stay safe.
We won't be scared.

But that's not the best thing for us.

We need to upset that balance.
We need to lose our fear.

We need to be brave
and jump into the void.

This is Selva Pérez Salerno.
I'll see you thursday at 6 pm.

Marcelo Soccer

We have an appointment with Selva!!

Here. The button you asked me for.

I asked you to sew it.

No, you asked me if I had a replacement.

Speak clearly
and things will be clear.

next time
"MARCELO SOCCER"