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How you doing? You okay?
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It's hard.
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I know.
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He was the closest thing
I had to a father.
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You ever tell him that?
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No.
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Well, tell him now.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Hey, Teddy.
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I-I can't. There's people.
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Uh, can everyone please back up?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you heard her.
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Colavito's trying to
have a private moment
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with the deceased.
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Go.
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Thanks.
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Just the highlights,
though, huh? I gotta piddle.
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Just wanted to thank you
for teaching me
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how to run a book.
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Keep going.
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But more importantly,
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how to be a stand-up guy.
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I love you, Teddy.
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I'll miss you forever.
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-You're up.
-Yeah.
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Good job.
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Teddy, I outlived you.
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I win. Okay.
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Excuse me.
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Did you pay your respects?
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Yeah, man, you know
I don't do dead bodies.
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-Grow up.
-You grow up.
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All right.
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I'm very proud of you.
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Thanks.
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When I got out of prison, uh,
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Teddy took me in
and showed me the ropes.
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Least he could do after he
turned his fuckin' back on us.
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-Lorraine, not now, not here.
-Then where?
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Am I the only one that remembers
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he had no room for us
after Mom died?
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His baby sister?
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He regretted that, believe me.
Oh, did he?
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Did he end up in a foster home
with a creepy foster dad
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who bought him
hot pants for Christmas?
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How much did she have to drink?
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I had to wear those things
and serve him a Rob Roy
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when he came home from work.
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-Keep your voice down.
-I was 12.
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Come on, let's go
get some food in you.
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-12.
-Come here.
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What's a Rob Roy?
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That's what you got from that?
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♪ ♪
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We are here today
to honor a great bookie
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and a great man.
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A man who went the extra mile
for the people in his life.
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True story, hand to God.
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I once found myself
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in a bit of a pickle
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with some very bad people.
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(clears throat) Armenians.
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And that man there
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walked into a warehouse
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within which I was
hanging upside down,
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and posted the 30 grand
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that allowed for
my eventual release.
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What with the interest and all,
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I wound up paying him $112,000.
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But it sure as hell beat
the taste of my own genitals.
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Thank you.
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Joe Namath wasn't the only one
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who predicted the Jets
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would win Super Bowl III.
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That man there in the box
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had a hunch.
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And he was decent enough
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to share it with
a struggling single mom
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who desperately needed a big win
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to pay for her son's back brace.
(chuckles)
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The Colts lost that day.
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And so did scoliosis.
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Before I met Teddy,
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I lived my life
with a shameful secret.
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While on the outside,
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I was a nice Jewish boy
from Philadelphia,
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on the inside,
I was Robert Duvall
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from Lonesome Dove.
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Until one day,
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Teddy dropped by my shop to
fence a silver tea set.
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I didn't ask him
where it came from.
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We haggled,
we settled on a price,
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and then, for some reason
I don't understand,
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I told him the whole story.
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How I was keeping a secret horse
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up in Simi Valley,
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and on the sabbath,
when my family thought
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I was praying at shul,
I was riding Ginger
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in the hills
above Magic Mountain.
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And you know
what Teddy said to me?
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He said, "Irving,
why do you keep fighting
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"what God wants you to be?
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It's time you lived your truth."
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And from that day forward,
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that is what I did.
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Teddy, happy trails, compadre.
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Until we meet again.
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You know, I-I want to
grieve for Teddy.
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I do. But I can't.
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And I'll tell you why.
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Part of me envies him.
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He's the lucky one.
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He got out at the right time.
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Before Draft Kings and Fan Duel,
pardon my French,
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stuck their corporate dicks
up the ass
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of every decent God-fearing
bookie in America.
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Teddy, you were always
two moves ahead.
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And dying the slow,
agonizing way you did proves it.
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Thank you.
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A lot of amazing things
were said about my dad today.
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I learned a lot.
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For starters,
that he was capable of love.
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You know, I wouldn't know that
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because I was
an embarrassment to him.
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Viggy, don't. Please.
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VIGGY:
That's another thing.
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He named me Viggy.
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As in "vigorish,"
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the juice you place on a bet.
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I'm begging you.
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VIGGY:
And you let him.
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You let him send me away
to military school
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so they could
make a man out of me.
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Well, guess what?
The joke's on him.
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I found my people there.
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At the George Patton
Army Academy,
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they had a vibrant
queer community.
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And the uniforms were spiffy!
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You're the best, Papi!
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Thank you, baby.
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I could stand here and say
I'm gonna miss my father...
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...but I've been missing him
my whole life.
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Fuck yeah!
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Come on, baby.
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Good job.
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I met Teddy when I was hooking
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over at the Spread Eagle Ranch
in Pahrump, Nevada.
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And unlike Julia Roberts,
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I didn't have a heart of gold.
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First time I shtupped Teddy,
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I stole his watch
and his Diner's Club card.
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But unperturbed...
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he kept coming back.
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And eventually,
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he stole my heart.
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But more important,
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made things right
with the Genovese family
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so I could, you know, leave.
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I want her to be my mother.
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-They broke the mold
with that one.
-Yeah.
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I'm so sorry I smoked
and I took diet pills
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when I was pregnant with Viggy.
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But we didn't know back then.
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Why in the fuck
would you buy a boat?
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WALT:
First of all, I didn't buy it.
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I took it in trade.
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If it flies, floats or fucks,
lease it.
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Come on,
I taught you guys that shit.
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Second of all,
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if you take bets
three miles offshore,
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you're in international waters.
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And, best part,
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outside the reach
of the local gendarmes. Ha-ha.
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What about the Coast Guard?
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What about 'em?
I've broken no laws.
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I'm just a man
with sunscreen on his nose
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trying to catch a mahi
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or, you know, some kind
of trout. I don't know.
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No trout in the ocean.
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Big picture, bubbie.
Big picture.
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The point is I've created
an offshore sports book,
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and you guys need to buy in.
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You want us to buy
a part of your boat?
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The dream.
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I want you to buy
part of the dream.
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-What's going on?
-Oh, imagine this one
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in a bikini, all greased up,
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sunning herself on the aft deck.
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Up periscope,
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-right?
-Walt, tone it down.
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Too much?
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E-Excuse me?
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I was told I could
place a bet with you.
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Really? Now?
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Sure. Who do you like?
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Ah, Milwaukee Braves.
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You mean Atlanta.
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No. Milwaukee.
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Lew Burdette.
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Put me down
for a double sawbuck.
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No, no. Your credit's good here.
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Oh.
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-Thanks, kid.
-Good luck.
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WALT:
Wow.
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That was very classy.
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Eh, I learned from the best.
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Hey. You know what?
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We could call the boat
the Classy Danny, huh?
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-Okay, you ready to go?
-Yeah.
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Anchors away.
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VIGGY:
Yo, Danny.
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How come no eulogy?
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I couldn't. I'm sorry.
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VIGGY:
I'm surprised,
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you were more like a son to him
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than I ever was.
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Nah, listen, I feel bad
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hearing all you went through.
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You know, different generation,
not accepting of your
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alternate whatever
the fuck you do.
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(Viggy scoffs)
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Blood under the bridge.
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So listen, uh, you know,
the 20% gross
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you were paying to my father,
we're gonna keep that going.
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To who?
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-To me.
-(laughing): This fucking guy.
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I don't think so.
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Your father gave me the book.
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I owed him, not you.
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Well, first of all,
the book should've gone
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to his genetical son.
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-Genetical?
-(chuckles)
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DANNY:
Well, shoulda woulda coulda,
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but he gave it to me, Vigorish.
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And I paid the 20%
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for 18 years without fail.
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And you're gonna keep paying it.
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And when I'm dead,
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you're gonna pay my child.
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You two have a kid?
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We're gonna adopt.
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Korea, you can buy them in bulk.
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Well, I got an idea.
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Why don't you get a job
for the first time
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in your motherfuckin' life?
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RAY:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We don't want to do this here.
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I could kill you
so easy right now.
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But you'd have to kill me first.
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Okay, this is where we leave.
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Hang on, hang on.
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No, walk with me.
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Thoughts and prayers.
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20% every week.
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DANNY:
Fuck off.
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Whew.
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My God.
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Oh, look at me.
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I'm shpritzing over here.
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(door buzzes)
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-Guisados.
-Gotta go.
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Be right down.
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Tacos, tacos, tacos.
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-Hello.
-Wha...
266
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,446
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
267
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,116
We don't carry cash
on the premises.
268
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,034
Shh, shh, shh.
269
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,285
We're not here for your money.
270
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,495
Okay.
271
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,205
How may I help you?
272
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:08,293
Tell Danny to
do the right thing, okay?
273
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,378
You betcha. Do you wanna
leave a name or a card?
274
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,755
(laughs) He'll know.
275
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,215
Here you go. (laughs) Bye.
276
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,343
Enjoy your lunch.
277
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,098
What's wrong with me
that I'm still hungry?
278
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,810
I'm telling you,
we gotta strap up.
279
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,021
Hit the mattresses.
This is war, baby.
280
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,481
All right, all right, calm down.
281
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,066
No, no, no, no.
They started this fight
282
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,567
and I'm fucking finishing it.
283
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,152
You got a little Tapatío
right there.
284
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,740
So, what's the plan?
285
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,370
What're you looking at me for?
286
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,372
-Who should we look at?
-Maybe me and you
287
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,831
should have
a sit-down with Viggy.
288
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,124
Don't forget the other guy.
289
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,501
I swear to God, he had a boner
290
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,919
when he was strangling my neck.
291
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,299
We're not gonna talk to Viggy.
292
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,926
Then who?
293
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,346
The one person in this world
he's truly afraid of.
294
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,847
Come on in, fellas.
295
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,725
I got ziti, I got Entenmann's.
We'll talk.
296
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,769
Thanks, Nancy.
297
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,107
-What are you drinking?
-Uh, water's fine.
298
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,526
-Yeah, sure.
-(chuckles) Fuck you.
299
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,777
Juanita!
300
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,696
Make a couple of screwdrivers,
301
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,365
and put them
in those big glasses.
302
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,995
I am very sorry
about this, fellas.
303
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,455
Well, out of respect
to your husband,
304
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,417
I wanted to come to you
before we respond.
305
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,210
You got a response?
306
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,879
(exhales)
307
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,881
What I thought.
308
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,971
-VIGGY (over phone): Yeah?
-Viggy, it's your mother.
309
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,514
Can I call you back?
This isn't a good time.
310
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,266
Shut up and listen.
311
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,561
You and Marco are gonna stand
down on this Danny nonsense.
312
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,229
Okay, how do you know
about that?
313
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,732
He honored the deal
with your father.
314
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608
-That's the end of that.
-Mom.
315
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,571
Leave Danny and Tall, Dark
and Handsome alone.
316
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,323
Ugh. Okay.
317
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,118
You coming to dinner?
318
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,371
-Chicken Kiev.
-Can Marco come?
319
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,290
Oh, for God's sakes.
320
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,917
Okay, can you just tell him
to eat with his mouth closed?
321
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,502
He was a kickboxer, Mom.
322
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,421
He can't breathe
through his nose.
323
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,759
Okay, fine. I love you. Bye.
324
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,261
Drink up.
325
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,889
He won't give you
any more trouble.
326
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,931
-Salud.
-Salud.
327
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,433
Salud.
328
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,687
Juanita!
329
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,106
We're ready for the scungilli!
330
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,778
(laughs):
I can't.
331
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,906
No, I can't.
332
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,575
Okay, fine.
333
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,996
I'm wearing a black, lacy bra
and a G-string.
334
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,040
It's panties, you fool.
335
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,126
What are you wearing?
336
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,545
Dungarees
and a lumberjack shirt?
337
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,964
What part of that is
supposed to get me going?
338
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,966
We celebrating, Grandma.
Whoo!
339
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,718
Not now, Rayfield.
340
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,220
Hey, I'm moving you
out of this dump
341
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,472
and getting you back
to Brentwood.
342
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,725
Frank, you're on your own.
For real?
343
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,479
For real. My piece of the book
just got a whole lot bigger.
344
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:18,191
-Oh, Rayfield, that's wonderful.
-Mm-hmm.
345
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,651
So, first thing tomorrow,
346
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,486
we gonna find a realtor
and start looking.
347
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,530
Can we get something
with a big backyard?
348
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,989
Whatever you want.
349
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,742
We're gonna need lots of space
for tables
350
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,244
-and a dance floor.
-For what?
351
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,162
Frank asked me to marry him.
352
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,164
I mean, we were thinking June,
but...
353
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,542
who knows if we'll be alive,
so maybe sooner.
354
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,003
Grandma, you've been seeing this
man for, what, three weeks?
355
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,505
It's a little more complicated.
356
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,882
-Come on, sit down.
-Just tell me.
357
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,343
Sit.
358
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,264
(exhales)
359
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,182
Uh...
360
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,060
Forty-two
and one-half years ago,
361
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,771
God tested Frank and I...
362
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,315
-and we failed.
-Okay, that's enough.
You ain't got to tell me...
363
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,527
-No, no.
You need to hear it all.
-Uh-huh.
364
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,822
Francine, his wife,
was my best friend.
365
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,449
(groans)
366
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:11,619
She was a deep sleeper,
and we took full advantage.
367
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,705
Ugh. God.
368
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,499
I betrayed her trust,
369
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,045
and I've been carrying
that guilt all these years.
370
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,341
How do you make that right?
371
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,800
Well, you don't.
372
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,262
You just live your life
knowing that you're a sinner.
373
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,932
You think less of me?
374
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,268
No.
375
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,064
Just makes you human.
376
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,149
Thank you.
377
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,318
Now, do I get to walk you
down that aisle?
378
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,071
-You better.
-(chuckles)
379
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,948
Pop that cork.
I'm-a go get the gummy bears.
380
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,658
Ooh! Yes.
381
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,662
JEFFREY:
Know what I love
about this place?
382
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,164
The bacteria?
383
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,750
How tired they are
when you take them home.
384
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:02,754
My guy will be asleep
before we get on the freeway.
385
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,922
Divorced?
386
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,882
Nope. Stepdad.
387
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,927
JEFFREY:
Oh, man, you're going
for some bonus points.
388
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,596
You'd think they'd have some
monitors here so we could watch
389
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,225
Michigan-Ohio State instead
of our kids getting Ebola.
390
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,102
You enjoy college football?
391
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,021
Maybe a little too much.
392
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,024
You wouldn't happen to know
what the line on the game is?
393
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,278
As a matter of fact, I would.
394
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,115
(entry bell chimes)
395
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,451
There she is.
396
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,619
What do you want?
397
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,788
Is that any way
to talk to a customer?
398
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,875
I'm just here shopping
for a gift for my mommy.
399
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,627
Oh.
400
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,464
These look nice.
401
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,675
(gasps softly)
402
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,763
The middle's where you get
the bigger bounce.
403
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,932
No, I'm-I'm good where I am.
404
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,059
(phone ringing)
405
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,648
Hey! Check it out.
406
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,733
I'm on a trampoline.
407
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,904
Anthony, do your stuff
for your mom.
408
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,198
Oh, wow, look at you.
409
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,160
Danny, turn the phone around.
410
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,829
-Viggy's here.
-What?
411
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,832
-And his husband. He...
-Give me the phone.
412
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,960
Hey, asshole.
You go to my mother?
413
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,671
-What the fuck do you want?
-I want what's mine.
414
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,633
Otherwise, this is what's
gonna happen to what's yours.
415
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,887
Okay, stop. Stop.
416
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,889
-Thirty percent.
-Twenty.
417
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,017
You're negotiating?
418
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,477
(shatters)
419
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,022
Fine. You win.
420
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,899
Just get the fuck out of there.
421
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,609
VIGGY:
I expect an envelope
every Tuesday
422
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,652
and every Tuesday thereafter.
423
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,282
(whispers):
Can I keep this one?
424
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,202
Oh. Of course you can, baby.
425
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,788
He collects unicorns.
(chuckles)
426
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,040
So cute. Come on.
427
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,541
(glass crunching)
428
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,880
You okay?
429
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,340
Of course I'm not okay!
430
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,217
Stay there.
431
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,970
I'll be, I'll be right there.
432
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:20,183
Anthony, we got to go.
433
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,768
But we just got here.
434
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,770
We got to, we got to go.
435
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,897
ANTHONY:
This is bullshit.
436
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,609
(tires screeching)
437
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,492
-(tires screech)
-Wait here.
438
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,834
(entry bell chimes)
439
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,168
Oh, Jesus.
440
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,754
-I am so sorr...
-Stay away from me.
441
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,590
We can make this right.
We have insurance, uh, cash.
442
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,384
No, nothing makes this right.
443
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,344
Those animals can come back
any time they want.
444
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,096
Well, they're not after you,
they're after me.
445
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,431
Well, it sure
didn't feel that way
446
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,016
when they were tearing
this place up.
447
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,767
I'll take care of it.
448
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,185
(stammers)
449
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,107
-Holy shit.
-I said wait in the car.
450
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,650
Mom, are you okay?
451
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,318
I am, baby.
452
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,904
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.
453
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,364
Let me get my purse.
454
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,741
Oh, it's okay, buddy.
455
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,075
It's all right,
it's gonna be okay.
456
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,702
I just promised my grandma
457
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,328
I was gonna get her
to a nice place.
458
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,413
DANNY: Yeah, well,
what are we gonna do?
459
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,623
They came at my wife.
460
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,209
I got to rethink
this whole gay thing now.
461
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,669
What are you talking about?
462
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,255
I just always assumed
they were the good guys.
463
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,300
That's understandable,
they got terrific PR.
464
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,803
Yo, yo.
465
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,599
DANNY:
Hey, Marco.
466
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,893
Viggy, the assholes are here.
467
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,812
It's good to see you, too.
468
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,980
You having a party?
469
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,982
It's our anniversary.
470
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,817
Oh. Mazel tov.
471
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,361
Yeah, mazel tov.
472
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,987
DANNY:
So, uh, you and Viggy
473
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,490
have been a happy couple
for quite some time, huh?
474
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,158
20 years.
475
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,659
In a row?
476
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,661
We had one bad year
when he cheated on me.
477
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,039
Oh, that rascal. What'd you do?
478
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,957
-What do you care?
-DANNY: Eh, you've been married
479
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,125
longer than I have.
480
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,585
I could learn from you.
481
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,295
And this guy,
soon as a relationship
482
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:16,341
gets complicated, "See ya."
483
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,510
Yeah, running is easy.
484
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,513
Are you listening?
485
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,514
So?
486
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,265
What could I do? I forgave him.
487
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,892
Just like that?
488
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,270
Well, first, I beat
the living shit out of him.
489
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,272
And then we forgave each other.
490
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,857
Hey. What's going on?
491
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,526
DANNY:
Uh, Marco was just telling us
492
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,986
how you guys kept it together
all these years.
493
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,321
Very romantic.
494
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,739
Yeah, fuck you.
You got my money?
495
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,158
-Right here.
-Thank you.
496
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,285
And to be clear,
it rains every week.
497
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,372
Every week. We done?
498
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,041
Almost.
I want to hear Ray say it.
499
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,169
Every week.
500
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,046
Good boy.
501
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,881
You're dismissed.
502
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,971
Give me the reason
503
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,056
I don't kill both of them
in their sleep.
504
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,391
'Cause I got a better idea.
505
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,726
That's what you said
about his mother.
506
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,937
And now I got
another better idea.
507
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,317
(knocking on door)
508
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,030
Hey, Lex.
509
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,823
I'm so sorry.
510
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,242
I just, uh,
I need a little more time.
511
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,744
Calm down.
512
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,620
How about we, uh,
give you an opportunity
513
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,497
to work off your debt?
514
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,042
The both of you?
I can do the both of you.
515
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,419
No, not us.
516
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,299
(door opens)
517
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,303
(gasps)
Oh, shit.
518
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,058
(exhales)
519
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,727
Can we at least wait
until they dry?
520
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,104
-We come as friends.
-♪ Love ♪
521
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,066
♪ Love will keep us together ♪
522
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,861
♪ Think of me, babe, whenever ♪
523
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,491
♪ Some sweet-talking girl
comes along ♪
524
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,452
♪ Singing her song... ♪
525
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,828
Are you kidding me?
526
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,122
Your husband is standing
right there!
527
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,792
-What's going on?
-Viggy wants to fuck me
in the bathroom.
528
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,751
No, I don't.
529
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,670
He tried the same thing with me.
530
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,962
Who the fuck are you?
531
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,172
Oh, come on.
532
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,007
Oh, Viggy. On our anniversary?
533
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,801
No, baby, I didn't do
anything wrong.
534
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,427
-I don't know these people.
-You son of a bitch!
535
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,179
Hey! Back off!
536
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,390
(people screaming)
537
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,600
-Oh, fuck.
-(clamoring)
538
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,647
Yeah.
539
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,650
B-Baby!
540
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,403
(muffled screaming and shouting)
541
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,239
-Oh... (laughs)
-Oh, shit.
542
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:47,617
Oh, fuck. Oh, baby, baby.
543
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,119
-I trusted you!
-Oh, baby, baby, no--
544
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,871
No, you got to believe me!
(screaming)
545
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,081
(yelling)
546
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,334
BOTH:
Oh!
547
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,877
-Yeah!
-Oh, oh!
548
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,504
Better idea!
549
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:06,136
-Look, look, look. Oh, shit!
-(laughs) Yeah!
550
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,725
OPERATOR (over phone):
Police emergency, 378,
do you have an emergency?
551
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,476
Yeah, hey, hi.
I'm-I'm on the corner
552
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:17,063
-of the...
-Warbler and, uh, Blue Jay Way.
553
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,315
Warbler and Blue Jay Way.
Oh, my God.
554
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,359
Oh, my God, come here quick.
555
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,861
(grunting)
556
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,404
(engine starts)
557
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,073
-I'm a little hungry,
how about you?
-Oh, I could eat.
558
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,367
-(hip-hop music plays)
-DANNY: Oh, no, no, no.
559
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,536
I get the radio
for the next hour.
560
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,163
(soft music playing)
561
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,956
RAY:
Oh, fuck me.
562
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,792
♪ That love was
meant for you... ♪
563
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,715
There he is.
564
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,300
-RAY: Hey, buddy.
-(muffled grunt)
565
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,386
Brought you some flowers.
566
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,180
Just talked to your mom outside.
567
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,558
-Boy, is she having
quite the week.
-Mm.
568
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:56,102
RAY:
It's probably not
a good time to ask,
569
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,730
but with you in here
and Marco in jail,
570
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,398
who do we pay every Tuesday?
571
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,733
DANNY:
You know what?
572
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,735
Don't worry about it.
573
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,612
Just focus on getting better.
574
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,447
RAY:
You're gonna walk again.
575
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,575
I just know it.
576
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,743
(muffled scream)
577
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,871
-Shall we?
-We shall.
578
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,415
(crying)
579
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,668
I noticed some blood
in your urine.
580
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,921
Don't worry about it.
I'll tell the nurse.
581
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,547
♪ ♪
582
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,932
♪ Yeah ♪
583
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,565
♪ Yeah ♪
584
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,123
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
585
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,793
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Hey, hey, la-la-la ♪
586
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,295
♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana ♪
587
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:10,885
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury. ♪39835
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